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2014

11

Feb

Stephanie Seymour Does Incest for Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

Years ago, when Stephanie Seymour was doing some kind of comeback tour after having disappeared for years, pictures of her with hard nipples in a bikini, with her son rocking’ a boner….They went viral, people laughed about how his mom gave him boners…the pics are probably somewhere on this site, but that I will let you scavenger hunt because it will give your loser ass something to do, you know give that deadbeat degenerate loser in you some sense of purpose…

Her sons ended up coming out of the closet gay, which doesn’t mean she didn’t molest them, ask any lesbian if she’s a lesbian thanks to penis being abusive to her at some point in her life and I am sure a solid 25% will say yes…

Anyway, she’s in Harper’s Bazaar looking great, but her gay sons are undressing her in what is pretty awkward behavior for a child and mother, you know like brushing her hair out, and finger banging her…

The whole thing reminds me of a guy I knew growing up, with a narcissist mother who loved him more than she should of, because to her he was the male version of her, and with that,, she thought him fucking her was masturbation…twisted…and probably pretty relevant for Stephanie Seymour…the lunatic model from the 90s…

What it comes down to is that I love incest, probably because I’ve never had a family. I just hate that incest porn is so outrageous and unbelievable.

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2014

06

Jan

Stephanie Seymour in a Red Bathing Suit of the Day

There comes a point in every man’s life when he revisits vagina from the past…but not pictures from the High School Yearbook, but rather Facebook albums, current Facebook albums of the girl you used to jerk off to, who is now fatter, divorced, a mom of 3 and not nearly what she was back then, but desperate enough now to sleep with you…something you have no choice but to take her up on, because let’s face it, you wanted it so bad then, then even if it’s awful now, it’s closure..

I think that’s what is happening to me looking at these Stephanie Seymour bathing suit pics.

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2013

27

Dec

Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Seymour is in St Barts…and she is in a bikini….and these are the pics…

She made be old as fuck now, but when she was 16 she destroyed the marriage of a dude who ran the modelling agency she was part of…that little 16 year old harlot all wives fear coming into ruin their marriages…which was more interesting than when she dated Axl Rose…and they beat the shit out of each other cuz she was unfaithful…even though he asked her not to cry in the cold November rain…

Now she’s just married to some dude who owns paper mills, magazines and a lot of art…and I guess a house in St Barts where she parades her unloyal old model ass….and it could be worse…she could be 250 pounds.

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2013

10

Jan

Stephanie Seymour’s Doing Some Modeling of the Day

Stephanie Seymour is not as disgusting as you’d expect some washed up groupie who banged a lot of rockstars in the early 90s, before having a bunch of kids and failed marriages…that you can assume involved a whole lot of drugs and self destruction…..leading to her recent revival….where she rebuilt herself from the ground up with the help of her plastic surgeon…and you know what….I’m glad she did cuz aging gracefully is hard to jerk off to but this Stephanie Seymour….is lovely…

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2013

04

Jan

Stephanie Seymour Amazing Bikini of the Day

As far as I’m concerned…this is the best picture of Stephanie Seymour…it is so representative of her…it almost tells her life story…like I can see her fucking soul…who would have thought the paparazzi would have that kind of artistic vision and integrity you know when their immigrant asses first bought moved to LA and bought a camera because dressing like Elvis outside the Chinese Theater was already taken….I’m talking the worlds least qualified people with a camera…even worse that your mom’s instagram account…yet they captured Stephanie Seymour so perfectly…maybe I am wrong about them and their low level bottom feeding ways…that will be mad and send lawyers after me for posting this even though I am celebrating their work….


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2012

31

Dec

Stephanie Seymour Nipple on the Beach of the Day


Stephanie Seymour’s probably has very little feeling in her big stupid fake titty…or maybe she just doesn’t really know how to manage them because they look relatively new…I mean how else could you explain her shit popping out of her bikini….I mean it couldn’t be a cry for attention, to get the media talking about her like it was the 90s and she wasn’t 50…that would be impossible….this has to be accidental…you know just good timing on the paparazzi part…it is the only thing that makes sense in this world that makes no sense….


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2012

27

Dec

Stephanie Seymour Hot Tits in a One Piece of the Day


Stephanie Seymour’s big fake tit, ex model, pushing 50, mom of 10, fucked by many rockstar, body has been squeezed into a one piece and I think she looks fucking lovely….you see cuz there comes a time in every fat chick or old ladies life where she says no to the 2 piece, because the 2 piece, like in the 80s, is meant for a specific kind of chick, one with a body that supports it, but that in Politically correct, everyone is fat in the 2000s, where every motherfucker started wearing a bikini, even if they didn’t belong in one, thanks to shit like the Jersey Shore…


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2012

24

Dec

Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini of the Day

Stephanie Seymour knew this day was coming and I am going to say she even got new implants to celebrate…it’s Christmas in St Barts…this time comes around every year for her…and the local paparazzi….as they jump on board and snap off pics of her…whether it is giving her son a boner a few years ago…or showcasing how much her model, rockstar fucking, Guns N Roses split up causing body, has failed her….

But this year…this year is different…cuz she’s realized people still care…and are looking and that even thought it may not be the 90s anymore…she can still starve herself….but more importantly….she can still get stupid beach ball like implants like it was…and I approve because beach balls make the beach more fun….

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2012

20

Sep

Stephanie Seymour Naked for i-D of the Day

Stephanie Seymour, the mom who gives her gay son boners….along with a bunch of other super models from yesteryear is feautured in i-D magazine’s fall issue…..where she decided to get fully naked, show off her old lady body and fake tits, and manage to give more than just her gay son boners…but the boners of Guns and Roses fans still stuck in the 90s everywhere, or really anyone into naked fucking models even decades after they were famous….like me….even though I hate 50 year old women more than they hate menopause.

Here are some of the pics….

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2012

26

Apr

Stephanie Seymour In a See Through Dress of the Day

Stephanie Seymour is old as fuck, but she still delivers the goods. She’s wearing a see thru shirt, but the truth is that she consistently gives boners when she gets INTO HOT POSES WHILE WEARING BIKINIS ….

She’s not at her prime…and old ladies are disgusting….or at least not something you’d take over a younger bitch…you know not as tight as she was in the 90s….but she is more sexually experienced and despite having a shattered mom pussy…could probably show you a good time with more eagerness and more liklihood because her experience is her only competitive advantage as an old lady competing for cock with girls 20 years younger than her….I mean unless you factor in the fact that her tits are probably only 15 years old….

Here’s the close-up…

Who really cares…anyone in a see thru dress is someone I’ll look at….whether google proves her past was much brighter for her….she’s still good enough for me and I hate old bitches…


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This picture was taken by the only paparazzi agency that I like INFDAILY

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2012

27

Feb

Stephanie Seymour in V Magazine of the Day

I know that Stephanie Seymour is a shameless bitch who prances around in her bikini like she didn’t break up Guns N Roses….all in her 50s but still capable of giving her gay son a boner….. BECAUSE I DOCUMENT HER BIKINI PICS …..

But V MAGAZINE did a shoot with her and they got her topless for fashion…something that I doubt was overly challenging…you know since she got naked at her prime and as women age they become a little less conservative….especially when eager for attention….but she looks hot…..or at least substantially better than when the paparazzi get pics of her…

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2011

27

Dec

Stephanie Seymour’s 50+ Bikini Pics of the Day

There was a time back in the 90s when a friend of mine gave me a 50+ porn magazine…that featured images of the kind of 50 year old you’d expect to get naked for some magazine for what I’m thinking was a warm bowl of soup…or something equally cheap….

That magazine had the power to turn me the fuck off 50 year old woman, imagining all their pussy looked the same as the ones I found myself jerking fof to at least 5 times, even though I didn’t like it, just becuase it was the only porn I had access too…it was before the internet…

But Stephanie Seymour reminds us that not all 50 year olds are made the same…this ex model looks fucking great….and maybe that’s cuz she’s not spread eagled…and maybe that’s cuz I am horny and confused and alone…except for this pig of a wife snoring next to me…or maybe it’s cuz it’s just the way it is….

Who cares here are the pics..


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2011

20

Dec

Stephanie Seymour’s Old Lady St Bart’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Why bother looking at old Youtube videos of a model from when she was in her fucking prime back in the early 90s, when you can look at pics of her battered fucking mom vagina that has seen its share of dicks squeezed into a bikini, all old with less elasticity in her skin…I mean shit…old middle aged moms with 20 year old kids who were once models are hotter than most middle aged moms you see trying to stay fit at the gym…but no matter all the work they put into themselves..they are still disgusting….in the grand scheme of things…sure they do anal and are easy going compared to young bitches…but there’s a fucking trade off and here are some pics of that trade off…

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2011

19

Dec

Stephanie Seymour Vagina Definition Tight Pants of the Day

Stephanie Seymour is the creepy mom who probably gives her gay son blowjobs, or at least did when he was a baby, like all creepy moms do but that people don’t really talk about, because we live in a man hating world….she is also the Yoko Ono who broke up Guns’n Roses…and now she’s in St Baths in spandex, showing cooter, and it isn’t very exciting…but I’m posting it anyway….cuz you see there’s nothing like seeing ex models all old and disgusting when we can just google them and see them at their prime instead…..you know cuz we’re not dudes, we’re catty women who went to school with her hoping to feel better about ourselves…you now how it is…

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2011

10

May

Stephanie Seymour’s Nipples from 2008 of the Day

Someone just emailed in this 2008 video of Stephanie Seymour that was made for Numero magazine. You can see her 40 year old tits in it and I figured that may get you excited, because nipples, no matter how old they are, or how vintage the clip I’m posting is, are still all you need to cum, which I guess makes our relationship pretty awkward, it’s like I’m the invisible hand massaging your prostate and that’s as gay as it gets….I mean assuming you can actually get off to this…I’m way too de-sensitized and into women who aren’t passed their prime…especially when they were passed their prime 3 years ago…

Enjoy.

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