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2014

29

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with the world being so exposed to sex. So obsessed with sex. So surrounded by sex. Is that ugly people who in another era would never have sex, are getting more sex than porn chicks, and the sex is dirtier than porn chicks.

There was a time when I was a racy porn site, when I was too sex obsessed from not having sex, to be normal, but now I’m G-rated, no matter how deep and dark I get…cuz all you motherfuckers are fucking all the time and that fucking is dirtier than me…and probably smells much worse…

All this to say, not getting laid inspired me. Girls refusing to fuck me inspired me. It made me angry and I would come up with good jokes.

Now everyone fucks, even I can fuck all day everyday, it’s boring, there is no mystery and I have to find something else to keep me going…something different…

Here are some stepLINKS….

DMX on a Slingshot – Screaming
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Top 10 People That Owned Awkward Moments
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Rob Ford on the Teeter-Totter for the Win
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Gwen Stefani’s Breast Feeding Pic Sucks
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Piglet and Pitbull are Best Friends….
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Some Funny Cards Against Humanity Wins
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Leah Wright Has a Wholeseome Bikini Body
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Men in Women’s Make-Up
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Beyonce Is Shopping for a House Without Jay-Z
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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The Dog that Passes Out with Excitement
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The Boy with the Bitches
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Rob Lowe for Shark Week is Not as Fun as His Sex Tape
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2014

28

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve realized that girls are as slutty as guys…at least on tinder. None of these girls want conversation, they don’t want to get to know me, they don’t want to go on adventures, they don’t want to give me nudes, so I can evaluate their vaginas on my vagina criteria…they just want to meet in a random place and fuck…The world is oversexed…I dig it…I feel like I’m part of the problem…

But then again, maybe I’m dealing with girls who like 47 year old married guys in a mask…it is kind of weeding out the normals. I mean I even tell these girls “I may be a serial Killer”, which I am not, but they don’t know that…and they say good…making me think they may be serial killers…

Either way, Here are some stepLINKS…while I plan which tinder chick I’m going to bone or be deboned by

Piper Perabo’s Insane Wedding Dress
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Thigh Gaps!
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Tuscan Street Car has a Great Slogan
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Tulisa Contostavlos Punched a Blogger for Posting a Blowjob Video of Her – That I ALso Posted – With a Link to Said Blow Job VIdeo…
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Rihanna Ruined Jay-Z’s Marriage
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66 Yard Field Goal
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Wendy Has Ebola
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The Simpson’s/Family Guy Crossover Preview
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“Famous” Cosplay Girls at Comicon
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Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
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Gal Gadot as Wonderwoman for the Nerds
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Some No Name in a Bikini
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Kimberly Garner in a Bikini
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70 Musician Turned Actors
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Lindsay Lohan Blow Job Lips In Full Effect
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Christopher Meloni Showing Off His Dick
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Lily Allen Nipple Slip
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The Jennifer Lopez Birthday Cake is Hilarious
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Some Huge Fucking Tits
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Cara Delevingne Wore Fur to an Animal Fundraiser
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Slut of the Day
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Rumer Willis Got Hot
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Selena Gomez Upskirt
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Hottest Chess Player
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Rallycross with Tanner Foust
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Julianne Hough Does the Splits
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Paralyzed Bench Presser of the Day
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Sophie Simmon’s Fat Ass in a Thong
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Katy Perry GIFS
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The Worst Sequels of All Time
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Jennifer Lawrence Bullshit
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Selena Gomez Shows Skin
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I’d Fuck That Ass
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Scientifically Accurate Sonic the Hedgehog
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Freaky Jennifer Nicole Lee Working Out
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Fancy Fucking Ice Cream
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Sharon Stone Pokies!
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Breaded Cats is a Weird Meme
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Nude Models in Pret-A-Porter
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Scarlett Johansson Cleavage!
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13 Crazy Animal Tongues
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Charlize Theron – Engaged
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Vanessa Hudgens in Some Awesome Shorts

Corrupt Coloring Books...
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Fuel Truck Makes a Sharp U-Turn
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Rice Crispies New Treats are the Same as Cat Treats…
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Pam Anderson’s Ass Crack
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Kim Kardashian has Fucked Her Brother
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Girl Gets Her Hair Shaved Off – Weird.
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Nice Cucumber
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Hot Topless Model
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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All the Cable Nudity You Need!
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Library Cam Girls
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Webcam Strip in a Ghetto Ass Living Room
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Naked Chicks Taking Pics of Each Other
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ATM Robbery Fail
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Drunk Man VS Bull
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Naked Chick Playing Tennis
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Mustang Drivers are Dickheads!
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Man in a Hawaiian Shirt Goes Crazy
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Naked Chick in the Dessert
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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Hey Ladies – Vote on my Friend’s Romance Summer Survery!
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2014

28

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw the movie Boyhood because like most people, I thought it was an innovative concept. I’m not necessarily a Dazed and Confused fan, or that other movie the same guy did with Ethan Hawke talking about love for 2 hours…only to do a sequel with Ethan Hawke talking about love for another two hours…then another one for another two hours…but I’ve always hated when they expedite the aging of actors and never understood why they wouldn’t offer real sex, real aging, real life…instead of bullshit hollywood fantasy….

Now I think the whole thing was great. Revolutionary. Deserving of an Oscar…etc…etc…etc….because at least someone did something different in the vapid shitty shell of losers who make a lot of money and don’t think they are losers of Hollywood…

I just would have renamed it “Watching Patricia Arquette Get Fat”…

Huge Old Swiss Tits in a Bikini
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13 People Who Tried
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Toddler Crashes Car – Goes back Inside to Watch Cartoons
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Lindsay Lohan’s Lookin Good
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Thigh Gaps!
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Wheelchair Dog of the Day
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Some Cycle Crash!
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY AND READY TO TEACH YOU ALL THEY KNOW!!
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Some Hunger Games Trailer
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Sandra Bullock is a Monster
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Sassy Skeleton
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS – NAKED GIRLS – MASTURBATING GIRLS – #GIRLS!
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Book Title of the DAy
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Leo’s Bikini Model in a Bikini
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2014

26

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw two drunk kids, probably 18 or 19, drunk off their asses and unable to walk, bragging to each other about how they haven’t got “Puke Drunk” in “such a long time”…like getting puke drunk is a bad thing…

You know as a seasoned drunk…my goal every night is to get puke drunk…it just never fucking happens no matter how hard I try..

Making me realize when you’re young and eager to be hard, you can’t puke or you look like fag….when you drink…but when you’re broken and hardened and not in a “i’m ready to fuck this hooker til she can’t walk hard”…puking is a sign of drinking just enough.


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Funny how the world works…here are some stepLINKS

Latoya Jackson Has a New Song
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Hot Chick Grinding on a Belly
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New Fetish – Girls Sticking Out their Tongues
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Dog Passes Out from happy
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James Franco Trolls His Little Brother
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Wet Girls
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Idiot and a Shopping Cart of the Day
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Sofia Vergara PDA
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Top Androgynous Faces
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Khloe Kardashian Acting Pregnant
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Walking Dead’s New Trailer
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Amazingly Stupid Criminal
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Slut of the Day
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Slut of the Afternoon
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Slut of the Evening
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Tamara Ecclestone’s Big Tits
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Comicon Day 1
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Mexican Prostitutes in Pasties Scare Nerds at Comicon
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Kristen Stewart is a Fuckign Wreck
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Jennifer Lawrence is Single
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Girls in Costumes for Comicon
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Leighton Meester Feet for the People Who Remember She Did Foot Fetish Porn
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Good Movies You’ll Never Watch Again
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Model Changes Her Bikini Top and Tit Falls Out
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Kristen Stewart is a Wreck
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Nicki Minaj Defends her Ass
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Ashley Tisdale in Shorts
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Bouncing Boobs Sells Fitness PRoduct
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Nicky Hilton – Fat
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Weirdest BBQ ever
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Miranda Kerr Takes 15 Mins to Get Ready in the Morning
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20 Jobs that Don’t Exist
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Morgan Freeman Did Tonight Show on Helium – Because Jimmy Fallon is a Retard Elementary School Caliber Comedian for a Retard Generation
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Lucy Hale Leggings
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Michelle LEwin Ass in a THong
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Megan Fox Comicon
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Maite Perroni Nice Tits…
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Suki Waterhouse and Brad Cooper FIGHTING
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Taylor Swift Crop Top
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Jordana Brewster Shopping
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Megan Fox Comicon…
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Insects Fucking
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Anais Zanotti in a Sky Diving Suit
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Zoe Saldana wants to thank the FUCKING MEDIA
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Read this Top 10
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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So That is What Cucumbers are For…
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Lesbian Shower
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Selena Gomez Pokies in a White Bathing Suit
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The Girl is BUSTY
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Random AMateur Thread!
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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The Ass Thread
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Nipples of the Day
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Horrible Extreme Body Mods
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Amy Reid Strips
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Lesbian Face Sitting
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Amateur Lesbian
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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The Young and Busty Thread
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Webcam Vag
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Naked and Flexible
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The Worst Case of Head Life Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone asshole was knocking on my door at 8 am, so in my hungover state I assumed it was a stalker out to kill me, but instead of hiding in the basement until they went away, as I normally do, I scoped out the scene…they looked like police investigators, or maybe some FBI motherfuckers and I thought – maybe this is my big break to get taken away from my prison I’ve created with a fat wife…TAKE ME IN FOR QUESTIONING…

But before I could get my pants on, they started to walk away..and I saw my opportunity walking away with them…so I ran after then only to find out they were actually jehovah witness doing the rounds…

I think I am the only motherfucker who chases after jehovah witnesses…in the history of jehovah witnesses doing the rounds…

I guess they didn’t blacklist me for the time I pulled out my erection and invited two of the girls soliciting their bullshit in…

Here are some morning links…I am still hungover…but I know why bad things happen to good people according to the scripture thanks to my new friends…and the reason bad things happen to good people is simple…bad things happen to everyone…

Here are some morning links….

Mirror Selfies
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Chicken / Human Eye Swap
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Lana Del Ray Did Complex
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No Name in a White Bikini
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Nicki Minaj Defends Her Ass
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Selena Gomez Panty Flash
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Ray Rice Knocks Out His Fiance
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Kid Rock’s Dildo Subpoenaed
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Bets You Will Always Win
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Batman’s Butt Chin
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13 Pics of Insects Fucking
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2014

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a Jewish rabbi on an electric bike eat shit hard…only for an old man to come over as the guy was on the ground moaning in pain him to tell him that his problems are nothing compared to the people in Israel…and they started hugging and crying…it was fucking weird…but not as weird as when I told a mother who let her kid fall on it’s face on the sidewalk that she was a horrible mother as the kid was crying. I was joking, I get that a bitch needs to light her cigarette and can’t watch the fucker 24/7 but I guess mom’s with crying and bleeding babies don’t like being told they are bad mothers…even when it’s just a joke.

The world is a fucked up place, but at least I have a girl who documents her sex life with iPhone video to get me through it.

Slave Of the Day
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15 Bouncy Tit GIFs
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12 Nerds Caught Staring at Cosplay Girls
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The QUeen’s Photobomb
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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Exists – Here’s the Trailer
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Selena Gomez Panty Flash
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriends on his Yacht
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Cameron Diaz Dumpy in a Mismatched Bikini
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Top 10 Selena Gomez Bikini
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Irina Shayk – The Panty Flash
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Selena Gomez and Toni Garrn at an Event…
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Kate Beckinsale in Legggings
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Cara Delevingne in a Sports Bra
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100 Pics of the Miss Hooters Pageant
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Karen Gillan at Some Event
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Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty
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Some No Name in a Bikini
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Amazing Enough Greek Girl on Instagram
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Kesha Lookin’ Hip
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Funny Restaurant of the Day
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Pharell and Miley Release a Viral Song – Because 2 Aren’t Enough for Pharell This Year
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Jessica Biel is in Montreal – She Didn’t Call Me
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Cameron Diaz in a Hot Shoot…
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Rank the Best Movies of Summer
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Emmy Rossum Pokies
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Mariah Carey Thickness
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12 GIFS of People Doing things for the First Time –
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Weird Lego Nerd Shit
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Jennette McCurdy Slutty Ass
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Titties in the New Robert Rodriguez Show
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Crystal Hefner Cameltoe
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Nina Dobrev in Nylon
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Horrible Cosplay Mashups
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Jack White Does Baseball
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Irina Shayk Cleavage
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Selena Gomez Looks Like She’s Taking Load in Her Face
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Super Model Thigh Gap
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Some Jessica Biel Face
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Monique Alexander Naked in Bachelor Party
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Montana Yorke – The Bikini in a Yacht in Ibiza
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Tara Reid Thinks Sharknado Can Happen
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More Kate Beckinsale in Leggings
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Rank Your Favorite Batman Comics
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Matthew McConaughey at Comicon
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Nicki Minaj Ass!
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Burn Your Fucking Bra Trick
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My girl Kayden Kross and Her Naked Selfies
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Sexy Ballerina Dances Naked
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Random AMateur Thread!
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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Weird MILF Amateur Posing
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Uterus Bruising..
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Makin’ Yourself Puke is Totally Normal
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The Ass Thread
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Backdoor….Sex…at a Show- Amazing…
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Hot Amateur Model
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School Girl Cat Fight Broken Up By Crazy Religious Person
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School Girl Cat Fight Broken Up By Crazy Religious Person
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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The Young and Busty Thread
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The fail in being a reclusive is when three hot girls text you persistently to leave the house to meet up with them for sex…forcing me to really weigh the pros and cons of being a reclusive…only to choose reclusive because leaving the work…when I can just ask for nudes…sex requires work….maybe this reclusive thing is stupid..maybe nudes have made choosing reclusive easy…

We’re all fucking doomed.

Here are some morning links…

Fifty Shades of Grey Has a New Trailer….
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Cute Girl Works it for the Paparazzi While They are Trying to Shoot Karlie Kloss
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The Best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys
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22 Broken GIFs
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Andrea Calle’s Big Booty in a Bikini
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Apparently Evan Mendes Pulled a Hispanic and Trapped Ryan Gosling with a Kid
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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Comedians in Cars Getting Cocaine
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9 Year Old Married a 62 Year Old Woman…What?
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Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Hooker
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21 Year Close Up
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Harvard Students Invent a Useless Thing…
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Missing Girls Alert
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Cut Pug Sleeping because I Love Pugs…
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2014

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize why I married a woman I hate…because I would never let any girl I like or respect end up with me. They deserve better and I can’t let them commit to having sex with me for the rest of their life or for any period of time exclusively, they deserve better and I don’t like eating pussy tainted with other dude’s dick – and I don’t share – unless it is a hooker…in which case – I manage to deal – depending on how inexpensive they are…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Selena Gomez is 22 and 10 THings You’ll Like Better…
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Newest VS Model – Nipples!
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More Selena Gomez Bikini Shower Pics
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So Much Ass!
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Pets Caught Sleeping…Doing the BAE
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Naya Rivera’s Kim KArdashian Style Wedding
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Brandi Glanville Flashing Her Thong…
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Jessica Simpson’s Honeymoon Pics
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NBA Careers Ruined by Injury
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Miley Cyrus is Misbehaving
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Jessica Alba’s New Sin City Poster
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Selena Gomez in a Towel
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Beyonce’s Offensive
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Nicky Hilton is Getting Fat!
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Lily Allen Unfortunate Panty Flash
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Zoe Saldana is Pregnant
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I want to fuck Kelli Berglund
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Snoop Dog Smoked Weed in the White House
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Hot Pics of Naya Rivera to Celebrate her Hasty Wedding
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Girls in Short Shorts
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18 Types of Asian Girls…
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Slut of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel’s Beach Nipple
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45 Most Amazing News and Sports Photobombs of All Time
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Kids Swearing In Movies: The Supercut
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Kelly Brook is Some Serious Thickness
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10 Spider GIFS
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Some Chick Posing in a Bathing Suit – Set to Music…
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Emmy Rossum in Skin Tight Jeans
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Angel Acker – Nasty in a Bikini
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Andrea Calle in Her Bikini
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Marines Confront a Fake Marine
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Insane Brown’s Fan Pees on Art Modell’s Grave…
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Caitlin O’Connor in a Bikini
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Mom of the Day
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I Kinda Wish I Fucked Kate Hudson….Before Everyone in the World Fucked Kate Hudson
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Bieber Uses Wheelchair to Cut Lines at Disney
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Irina Shayk Must Have One Hairy Bush
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Biker Gets Rear Ended
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A Pretty Shitty Boob Job
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Freak Hail Storm Ruins Day
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Lindsay Lohan Still Thinks She’s Hot
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Why is Your BRain in Your Head
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Teen Has 232 Teeth Removed…
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Aubrey O’Day Hot in Concert
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Plane Taking Off
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Leonardo Does Kung Fu KIcks on a Yacht
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80s Family Portrait of the Day
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Inked Bitches
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Adriana LIma – Modeling
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Ass Flash in the Library
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Babe on a Park Bench
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Scarlett Johansson’s Sex Secene in Avengers – Is Crazy – LOL
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20 Questions with Brandy Aniston
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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This Voyeur’s Lie has good Pics
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Everything Butt!
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Babe Bates!
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Arianny Celeste Does a Bikini Cartwheel
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Busty Redhead in a Tanning Bed…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Coolio for The Evil People at Pornhub
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Thug Gets Killed by a Cop….
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Crazy Footage of a Dude Jumping in Front of a Train
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I Don’t Understand this Public African Ceremony – But I Hate It
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Fingers in the Butt
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Webcam Asshole Flash…
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Bartender Sets Man’s Face on Fire
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

23

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

That’s all I got to say about that…no wait…I got a snap chat from a friend dildoing some big titty girl…and I realized I am doing life wrong…I would change that…by why bother…when I can sit at home and watch commercials for bullshit products that Don’t pay me…but that do make great viral videos…that pretty much no thought went into…but that I still love…

Here are some links…

Serious Fucking Selfies…Shit
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4 Kardashians in a Pool Topless Together
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Naya Rivera Got Married!
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Playing Tee Ball Like a Boss
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Wet in Miami
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Lana Del Rey Has Fucked a Lot of Guys in the Industry – But Not to Get to the Top
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Fitness Motivation: 21 Photos of Sexy Women Holding Dumbbells
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Assassin Creed’s Parkour
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Selena Gomez is a Lesbian
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Interesting Social Experiment on Humanity….
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10 Elephants You Don’t Want to Fuck With
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BURGER OF THE DAY
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