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2014

29

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is something magical about getting wasted at some Russian Karaoke bar, with some Russian hooker looking girl, who can’t speak english, but who can sing the same fucking George Michael song over and over and over again…with her own little choreographed dance…while other Russians who can’t speak english cheer her on…until realizing she is a russian hooker and that you owe her 200 dollars for her shitty fucking performance and that those Russians cheering her on…are there to collect for her….

Here are my hangover links…because I am hungover.

Life After Playboy
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10 sexiest Ice Bucket Challenge GIFs
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COCO In Barbados is Amazing
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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage.
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Kendall Jenner Legs.
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The Most Iconic Movie Outfits Ever
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WATCH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Natalie Dormer in FHM
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The Fight That Broke Out Over Reclining Airplane Seats
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10 People Curled Up with Pizza
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The Sluttiest Japanese Model Ever…
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If You Care – Brad and Angelina are Married
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Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
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2014

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

In conclusion, In conclusion is my new favorite expression.

It’s time to get drunk, then to find some unsuspecting girl on her period by her tampon string sticking out of her skirt, to mess up the white linens at the motel to make them look like there’s been a horrible crime committed…Or maybe, i’ll just eat my feelings…

In conclusion, no matter what I do, I’ll be drunk.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Joan Rivers Almost Died
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Things That Bounce
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Nina Agdal Modeling Lingerie
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Siblings Arrested for Church Lot Sex Inspired By the Notebook
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People Curled Up Asleep With Pizza
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Beyonce’s Dad Says Jay Z and Divorce was to Sell Tickets – Obviously.
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Lady Gaga Slutty Pics
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Amber Heard Is Topless For Some Bullshit
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The Jenner Sisters Get Wet Yo
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Jessica Alba is Worth a Billion
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Sexiest Gifs from the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Hottest Shania Twain Pictures = Are You Fucking Kidding me
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SLut of the Day
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Glamour Model Trick Does the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Cheryl Cole has a Stupid Fucking Name
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Jennifer Aniston in a Black Dress
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Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples
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LeAnn Rimes Made a Rape Joke
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Steve Carell and Stephen Colbert Singing Together 20 Years Ago…
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Pussy Upskirt of the Day
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Jillian Rose Reed in Silly Bikini Bottoms
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Christopher Robbins is Dark
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Alessandra Ambrosio Slutty for some Bullshit
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Michea Crawford’s Lingerie Party
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Al Pacino’s Young Piece
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GIrls Not Wearing Bras
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Katy Perry In Concert
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Beiber Compares Himself to Princess Di
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Lingerie Football Player Punches Coach
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Sluts on Instagram
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Zoo Party
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WATVH GIRLS LIKE THE CREEP YOU ARE CREEP
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Road Rage Russian Style
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Pale and Amazing
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Find Old Girls to Fuck
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I Hate Wine Bottles in Vaginas
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Big Stupid Tits…
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Interesting Throat Fuck
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Chick Who Strips in the Shower
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17 Face Tattoos That Scream College GRaduate
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

28

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes you feel like you’ve drank too much that you feel like giant asshole. Sometimes you feel like you’ve crawled inside a giant asshole and died. Sometimes you are a giant asshole, and sometimes, the good times, you get so drunk that you fuck a giant asshole…one you’d never even debate taking on…if you weren’t drunk.

In conclusion, drinking is fun.

Here are some morning links…

Brazil’s Mr Balls Looks like Jonah Hill
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Katie Couric Says Diane Sawyer Gives Blowjobs for Interviews…Obviously.
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Slutty Redheads
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK
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Zach Galfrinakis and Louis CK have a New Show Coming to FX
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The Paparazzi’s Coverage of the Bai Ling Ice Bucket Challenge
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Jon Stewart Goes Off on Ferguson
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Robert Pattison’s New Pussy
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Liv Tyler Bikinis Pics
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Megan Fox First Pitch in South Korea
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High Speed Canyon Jetski
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Amazing Subtle Selfies…
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8 Liquor Stores for Back to School
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Saw is Going back to Theaters for its 10th Anniversary
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GUy Feiri is a Joker with Two Sluts…
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Honest Trailers – Ghost Busters
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Underworld is Getting a Reboot
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Black Tie Beach Prank
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When Music, Dogs and Puns Collide
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2014

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Whenever a girl asks me if my name is Jesus because I am Christ…I ask them if they are interested in having a religious experience via their vagina…what they don’t realize is that I don’t mean with me…sure I like speaking tongues and all, but anything I do with vaginas is more of a nightmare…especially when they come to and realize what they’ve done…

Here are the Jenner Sisters…

Here are some stepLINKS

The subtle Selfie Awards Go TO
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Amazing Booties
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Alessandra Ambrosio Yoga Class!
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Nina Dobrev in a Bikini…
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Arianny Celeste and Brttney Palmer in Bikinis
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John Stamos is Making Full House Revival Happen
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Homer Does Ice Bucket Challenge
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Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens Kiss on Instagram
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Luci Ford Does the Ice Bucket Challenge
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Slut of the Day
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More Sofia Vergara Nipple
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Bustiest Japanese Chicks You’ll Like
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Kristen Stewart for Vanity Fair…
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Tulisa in a White Bikini
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Girls Stretching…
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Ann-Kathrin Brommel in FHM….
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14 Urban Dictionary Phrases that Define the 21st Century
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20 Sexiest Instagram Pics of the Day
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20 Mannequins that are Terrifying
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Malin Akerman is Fucking Filthy and Disgusting..
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Before they Were Famous Commercial Compilation
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How Do You Know You’re Real
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Lingerie Model of the Day
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Chelsea Handler is Officially Off the Air
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Lara Bingle Topless on the Beach of the Day
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Sofia Vergara Nip Slip. I Repeat, A Sofia Vergara Nip Slip!
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Anais Zanotti in a Bikini
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12 People in Horrible Embarassing Shirts
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Didn’t See That Coming GIFs
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Rihanna Braless And Nipples
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Natasha Lyonne and Fred Armisen are Banging – WHO?
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Paris Hilton Flashes Panties While Her Brother Almost Dies in Ibiza
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Cop Tasers Man A lot…
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Chelsea Handler Naked and Jumping in the Shower in Ellen
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J-Lo Upskirt
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The Crazy Hong Kong Skyscraper Selfie Video
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Nicole Scherzinger Hels a Fan with her Ice Bucket Challenge
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Courtney Cox Wearing a Bikini of the Day
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Courtney Love Vile Possible Upskirt
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9 Year Old Cant’ Handle her UZI
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GIFS of Stuck Animals
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Melissa and Jodie Undress Together
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Pussy Slip of the Day
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Jessica Alba Stripper in Sin City Rehearsal
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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect
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Butthole Fingerers
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Lesbian Vampire Academy
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Naked in Public
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The Most Revealing Outfits at the VMAs
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Off Duty Cop Shoots 2 People
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Really Big Tits
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See Through Ice Bucket Challenge
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Another Angle of Sofia Vergara’s Nipple Slip
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Nude French Actor
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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2014

27

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have a new fetish…

Telling girls that I am going to mould them to be a blow up doll, and having them fall for it and agree to cover up in plastic wrap…

It’s surprisingly very fulfilling…

Here are some morning links…

Anais Zanotti Big Ass in a Bikini
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Paula Patton’s See Through Dress
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Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Azalea Photoshopped to Shit Pic
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17 Hilarious Cakes from Doomed Relationships
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Lonely Kids Waiting for School Buses…for the Creepers
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How Cherries are Harvested…
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Suge Knight Ain’t Talkin…
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Teens React to Drunk Driving
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14 Ways to Take Hide and Seek to the Next Level
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The Weirdest Performance Art..
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Bella Thorne is a Young Hot Babe
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Miley’s VMA Date Wasn’t Even Homeless
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2014

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

There are a lot of thing that are better when drunk, you know one of those things that you can really appreciate a lot better when drunk, one of those things that just works better drunk and that you’d never revisit unless you were drunk after experiencing it dunk. And that thing is anal sex when the girl hasn’t had an enema..

Here are some stepLINKS…

Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day
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The Hottest Tennis Players You Aren’t Watching at the US Open
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Lindsay Lohan is a Nanny
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Amanda Cerny Tight Little Shorts Playing Ball…
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14 Ways to Take Hide and Seek to the Next Level
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Model Hooker Megan Hawkins Was Shot While Gold Digging Next to Suge Knight – and She’s Pretty Happy About That – It May Lead to a Reality Show
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Slut of the Day
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Billy Crystal Paid Tribute to Robin Williams….
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Some Attention Seeking Fame Whore Named Natalia Proza Promoting Water…
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Kristin Cavallari in Tightest Dress
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Jill Wagner Hits the Beach…in a Bikini…
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20 Years Later – Natural Born Killers Isn’t That Disturbing
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Martha Hunt for Victoria’s Secret
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Christina Hendricks – Annual Boob Show
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Lady Gaga Gets Praised for her Acting – Would Rather She Got Lynched
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J.Woww New Face…
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Anna Lynn McCord’s Panty Flash
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Beautiful Women of the US Open…
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Justin Bieber Investigated for Attempted Robbery and Theft…
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WTF….
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Man Caught Having Sex with a Mattress…
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Crazy Crazy Bitch…
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The Most Annoying Social Media Fads
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Animal Glamour Shots
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Girs Tugging on her Clothes…
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13 Inanimate Objects that Look Sad
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Miley Cyrus Isn’t Looking Very Hot
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At the Gym with Boobs
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Amazing GIFs…
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The Weirdest Youtube Channels
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Sarah Silverman was Probably High at the Emmys
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Jourdan Dunn Ice Bucket Braless Challenge
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Beyonce MTV VMAs to Announce She’s a Feminist.
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People Nailing First Day of School
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Lookin’ At Gisele’s Mom Vag
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14 Ridiculous dogs
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13 Teen Idols Who Have Made It
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Lizzy Caplan Topless on TV
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Jessica Lowndes Ice Bucket Challenge in a Bikini…
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Babe With a Cameltoe
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Sofia Vergara on a Spinning Pedestal is Some Weird Shit..
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Emily Born in the Shower
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I wonder if She Would do this if She Wasn’t a Redhead…
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Plus Sized Nude Model – I’m Equal Opportunity Pervert
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Eva Sonnet Goes for a Swim…with her Huge Fucking Tits
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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect
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So Many Nip Slips…So Many Nip Slips…
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Hot Amateur With Hot Tits…
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Nude Model and Doors
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Titty Math Lesson of the Day
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It Would Be Funny To Find This When Old Enough TO Realize this was your Mom When Pregnant With You
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Naughty Nude Beach Girl
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Brunette Model – Stripping Down…
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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2014

26

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about dating girls who are 18 – is that they would have too much shame to have your baby – so they abort the mission, even if MTV made it out to be a good thing to do…

Even if they are little sluts because they grew up on porn and are having unprotected sex with you and everyone else – more importantly they probably don’t have AIDS or even herpes yet, because their slutting is still so young and vibrant…and even if they did have AIDS, you’d do it anyway, because they are 18 and while into your 40s you know…young pussy giving you the time of day with their vagina is the key to happiness…

Here are some Morning stepLINKS…

People Caught Sleeping
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Simon Cowell Poses with Testicles
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Julia Louis Dreyfus Makes Out with Bryan Cranston
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Julia Roberts at the Emmys
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Topless Day!
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Pool Party With Dogs
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Gone Girl Trailer
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Lookin’ Down Blouses…
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Kaley Cuoco See Through Shirt
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Seth Meyers Takes Ice Bucket Challenge..
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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect
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Girls in Selfies…
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Serena Williams Has a Big Ass
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Zoe Saldana in Spandex.
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2014

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I feel like angels are listening to my prayers every time 18 year old girls in tight as fuck leggings, or tight as fuck short shorts, come up to me to ask for directions or the time…it makes the creeping come to me…allowing me to come to the creeping…which for some reason is less creepy…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Horrible Horseback Riders
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Ireland Baldwin Still a Lesbian
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Eva Green Topless in Sin City 2
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Fugitive Arrested from Doing Ice Bucket Challenge
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Some Rachel Jessee Chick Topless on Topless Day
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Slut of the Day
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Monday in Thigh Gaps
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Child Hookers at the VMAs
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Selena Gomez Slutty Black Dress
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Alessandra Mom in a Bikini Pics
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Jennifer Aniston Ice Bucket Challenge
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Selena Gomez Hard Nipples
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Minka Kelly Tight Pants
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Erin Gilbert’s in a See Through
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Selena Gomez Lunches
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a White Bikini
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Nipples…
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Laura Cremaschi is the Best Thing to Happen in a Bikini
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Babes of the US Open
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Her Name is Mara and She’s Amazing
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Hilary Duff is Kinda Hot
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Katy Perry Breasts at the VMAs
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Girs in Sports Bras
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Kate Moss Bikini Models
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John Stamos Has Abs
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Banana Selfie On Top of a Honk Kong Skyscraper
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16 People Caught Sleeping in Class
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Rumer Willis’ New Chin Makes Her Look Hot
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Micaela Schafer Ice Bucket Challenge
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Girl Masturbates
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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One of the Howe Twins at the Playboy Mansion
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Some Nude Teen and her Mirror Selfies
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The Older the Better and Fucking…Practice Makes Perfect
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Half Naked Redhead
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Poop Bucket Challenge is the Future
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MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT – IT’S EASY – THEY WILL LOVE YOU FOR IT LOVE IT
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Penthouse Girls Do Came and They Are Amazing
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT STEPGIRLCAMS

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2014

25

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I always lose the “Who Slept With the Most Disbaled Girl” party game…

It’s like one minute everyone is drunk and laughing at the guy who banged the midget girl in college and then at the guy who had a deaf girlfriend, but when they come around to me they get all judgemental when I for having sex with severely handicapped girl, possibly dead girl who couldn’t say no because she was so far gone. She was an unresponsive vegetable I was scared to touch because I didn’t want to break her more since was so far gone…or leave marks, since I found her on the side of the road after what seemed to be a hit and run bicycle accident pre-ambulance…when life gives you lemons….you fuck them before the ambulance comes.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls In Glasses are Alright
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Amber Rose in a Classy Half Naked Outfit
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Robin Williams MTV VMA Tribute
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Some Girl Sues VH1 for Broadcasting her Tits
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12 Animals Confused By Laser Pointers
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Drunk Ryan Seacrest Touches a Vagina
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – MODERN DAY STRIP CLUB FROM THE COMFORT OF YOUR HOME
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Bustiest Weather Girls…
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Discontinued Soda Taste Test
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12 Impressive Recovereies
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COUGARS ONLY GET BETTER AT SEX WITH AGE
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Girls in Lingerie
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Ola Jordan Booty!
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16 Middle Aged Fat Guys Photobombing Girls on the Beach
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Easiest Corn on the Cob
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The Kardashians Were Texting During the Ferguson Tribute at the VMAs
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Lea Michele Took Her Boy Toy on a Walk
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