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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2014

24

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

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The one thing I hate about trannies I meet on tinder, other than the fact that they are trannies, is that they always have bigger dicks than me…and that fucks with my self esteem…

Here are some links….

Thigh Gaps! Everywhere….
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12 Black Friday GIFs
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Brooklyn Parents Arrested After Daughter is Shot..
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Miss Teen World Amy Jackson in Bikinis…
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Robin Thicke’s New Pussy…
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Juggalo Marriage Ceremony….
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Odell Beckham One Handed Touchdown
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How to Cut Rope in an Emergency
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Michea Crawford in Lingerie….
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Slut of the Day….
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Kendall Jenner and the Sasquatch…
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Gigi Hadid’s Bra…
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Ariana Grande Dancing….
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Luci Ford is Amazing….
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Kimberly Garner Legs
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16 GIFs of Awesome Inventions
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Katrina Bowden in a Red Dress
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Where You Have Seen American Horror Story Actors
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Guess the Ass….
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Angelina Jolie of the Day….
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Oysters Filtering Dirty Water
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Ten Old Ladies Who Look Younger…
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5 Most Ridiculous Things Beyonce Does…
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This Dutch Sport Looks Dangerous
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Dog Obedience Competition
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The Luckiest People on the Planet
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Kelly Brook Big Tits
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Fans Meet Idols Reaction Pics
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Selena Gomez No Bra Big Tits…
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Funniest Guard Dog Ever…
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John Oliver on Pardoning Turkeys
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Bleona Qerti – Nipple Tassels…
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13 Places Where You Shouldn’t Put Babies…
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Katy Pery in Bikini Pictures
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Kylie Minogue in Lingerie
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Diana Ross Slutty of the Day…
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Girls in Sports Bras….
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Hilary Duff Parking Ticket…
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15 People who Didn’t Try….
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Find the Best Porn
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2 Naked Girl Extreme Oil Wrestling….
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This is the Weirdest thing Ever…
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Interactive Porn: Adventures of a Gardener
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Cassidy Banks
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Tessa Fowler’s Lotion on Her Big Tits…
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Miley Cyrus Sells Pantyhose….
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian Nipple….
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Ireland Baldwin Panties…
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Rose McGowan Topless in a Magazine….
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What is this Girl Looking For…
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Slutty Strethes….
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Teen Amateur
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

10 years ago yesterday, I WROTE MY FIRST POST ON DRUNKENSTEPFATHER.BLOGSPOT.COM as a joke….I figured give my trolling a more professional place to live….

10 years, 29,000 posts later…I am still a fucking joke…but a joke that is as of this morning was the top 4,309 sites in the USA. Meaning 4,308 sites are bigger than me…that seems like I a big deal…

I still write 100 percent of the content….I am still not a dot com billionaire…but in a lot of ways, I feel like I am – the fucking internet…

Here are some morning links…to distract from the level of pathetic of having a blog when you’re not a teenage girl…

12 Awkward THanksgiving Photos
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A bunch of big tits of random college girls…you will like
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The American Music Awards are the FUcking Worst…Here are the Sluts Who Attended
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Drunk Brits Fix Bike Rack
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25 Best Horror Movies on Netflix Right Now
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Kirk Cameron on How to Talk to Gay People
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Jennifer Aniston Has Tits…Still…
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The Paparazzi who are Stalking Katy Perry
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Thai Tire AD
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Surprise Tip!
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Stream Iggy Azalea’s Newest album
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Hot Amateur Girls
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The Best Traps of 2014
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Find the Best Porn
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2014

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s hard to get excited about the weekend when everyday is the weekend, and you’ve been drunk for god knows how long, even though we all know there is no god….unless I am god…I mean I pretend I am to all my tinder girlfriends who ignore me…and who refuse to meet me because they can’t deal with realizing I am not god…but that may change tonight…because I’ve been throwing out invitations for unshowered ass licking and apparently girls are very into that having their unshowered ass licked…and they don’t seem to really have standards as to who they will let do it…they’ll just have anyone lick their unshowered asses…that works for me…because maybe the e.Coli will put me out of my misery..

I am full of insight…follow me on INSTAGRAM, Facebook , TWITTER ….I am very boring.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Jimmy Kimmel Made Kim Kardashian’s Ass a Snowblower…
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NYPD Slams Fare Beater in Face with Nightstick
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Ferret has a Jump Fail
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Mirror Selfies
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Rose McGowan’s Full Frontal
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Cats Barf To Techno…
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Kim Kardashian is Ready for her Daughter to Pose Naked
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Michael Phelp’s Girl was Born with a Dick
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Slut of the Day
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16 Moments in Bromance History
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Julianne Moore of the Day…
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Taylor Swift VS Basketball
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Minka Kelly Does Fitness
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Nicola Peltz is So Slutty
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The Hottest WWE Divas
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Underboob of the Day
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John Stamos has a Weird Belly Button
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Some Disgusting GIFs
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Daddy Saves Compilation
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Sofia Vergara Hiding Her Old Ass
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Prank it Forward
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Emmy Ratajkowski is Whoring
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Lindsay Lohan is Ready to Act.
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1990s JC Penny Christmas Catalog…
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Father and Daughter Create a Sustainable Condom
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Lea Michele Boring On Set
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Japanese Flip Books
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Beyonce is Bad at Photoshop
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Bai Ling is So Fucking Weird of the Day
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Rolling Glass – Whatever the fuck that means.
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Pictures of People
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50 Sexiest Photoshoots of 2014
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Jennifer Lopez Fat ass in Yoga Pants
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Nicole Trunfio
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Why Do Rivers Curve?
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Jennifer Aniston’s Tits
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Don’t Sell Meth on the Job
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Ray J Makes 90k Every 3 Months
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Britney Spears Leaving…
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Dwight Howard’s Kid Goes to Hooters
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Luci Ford is Perfect
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Amy Jackson Wears a Bikini
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Burn Your Bra
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Jennifer Lawrence Singing
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26 Product Design Fails
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Elisabetta Canalis in Leggings
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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THROWBACK Chelsea Handler Sex Tape
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Selena Gomez is Naughty
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Chloe Sevigny’s 2006 Nudes
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Interactive Porn: Adventures of a Gardener
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Carlotta Champagne Strips in the Kitchen
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Busty Girls does Ice Bucket Challenge
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Redneck Trailer Loading Fail
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Christina Milian Has a Nipple
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Interview With my Homie – Porn Star – Carter Cruise
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Topless Rose McGowan
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This is Ridiculous….
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Just a Naked Amateur
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Naked Model I Like
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Mr Ear Maggots
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Naked Greek
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Benchpress Fail
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

#stepGIRLS have more fun ???? @guns_hott glad we got over our Tussle ??????

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The difference between strippers and instagram models – is that strippers have a purpose…

I spent the night at the strip club alone – some would say I was being a creep, I say I was just doing me..

Here are some links..

The Taco Bell Criminal Has the Best Mug Shot
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Jamie Oliver Abuses Kids
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Miranda KErr Implants
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The Newest Bill Cosby Assault Victim
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Ken Block Goes Wild…
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America’s Biggest Threat: The Kardashians
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Kelly Brook Has a Fat Ass
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Brooklyn Bars Shame Santa
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Unarmed Brooklyn Man Gets Shot
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What People Missed When Drunk
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Reese Witherspoon in White
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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2014

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Can you get aids from using a fleshlight you find in the dumpster outside your house? I’m asking for my friend, but not in a “I’m asking for my friend, but I am really asking for me” like you see on shitty TV…but because I gave it a friend of mine and he thinks it’s new…thanks to baby powder and telling him I got it for the site and I’m not going to use it…

Now I know he won’t get aids…but he could get a rash, scabies or bed bugs…and that makes me laugh, because if you stick your dick in anything I give you, you deserve what’s coming…

Here are stepLINKS…

ABC is Scared of J.Lo’s Ass
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13 Old People WHo Like Sex
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Obese Man Loses 160 Lbs – This is His Skin
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Braless Girls
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Luci Ford is Amazing
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Lady Gaga Armpit Tattoo
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Shailene Woodley is Not Hot for GQ
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Kendra Wilkinson Eats Antelope Penis
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Slut of the Day
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Cameron Russell in Lingerie
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58 Online Dating Fails…
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Stacey Dash Says Bill Cosby Never Raped Her…
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Selena Gomez and Sia Hang on Private Jets…
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Hiding Cocaine in Your Luggage Can End Bad
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Three Grannies Getting High
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Bella Thorne Bikinis
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Olivia Culpo’s Nipples
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High School Worker in Trouble for Racism
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Kimberly Cole Braless
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Kim Kardashian Wants to Adopt a Thai Girl – Thai Girl Says No THanks
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Today in SLuts You’ve NEver HEard Of
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Cassie Cardelle in a Bathing Suit
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Harmless Pranks are the Best Pranks
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Miley Cyrus – Dog Walker
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Lindsay Lohan is Amazing
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Katherine McPhee Dancing on the BEach
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Today in Audrina Patridge
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Charlize Theron Pokies
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Motorcycle Run from the Police Wheelie
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Kelly Brook Fat in LA
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Reese Witherspoon is Boring in White
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Taylor Swift Watching Basketball…
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Nicki Minaj On Set of Complex
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Charli XCX Pokies…
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Isabeli Fontana Side Tit
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Phoebe Price Big Old Tits…
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Anastasia Ashley is Such a Whore
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14 Confusing Photos
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Naked Rose McGowan
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“Harmless Pranks”
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Jamie Oliver Rubs Hot Peppers on his Food to Punish his Kids
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12 TV GRaphics with Good Timing
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90s Spring Break was a Simpler Time
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Laura Whitmore in a Bra Top
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Crackhead Forgot Her Clothes
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Naked and Covered in Black Paint
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Busty Girl Named Lyla and her Big Old Tits
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Awesome Teen babe
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Interactive Porn: A Day with Dillion Harper
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Busty Babe Doing her Stretches
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Couple on the BEach
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PUBES for Fashion
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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It Starts at an Early Age…
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Claudia Romani Snorkels
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Korean Road Rage
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Naked Babe in a Hat
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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The Truck of Death
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2 Girls 1 Kitchen
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Afternoon Strip
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

20

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

For the last 10 or 15 years I have been seen as an internet troll, or creep, to the girls I would randomly message creepy things to…but in the last 10 or 15 years I think I have finally mastered the being romantic but still a creep…with messages like “I want my dick in your ass so that we can finally be one again…soul mate”…..or “I want pictures of your Spread Asshole, so I can imagine licking you asshole to pussy while rubbing your clit….but I’d rather talk to you about our future together”….

Walkin’ that fine line motherfuckers…real internet love is going to happen…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Passionate Kiss of the Day
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Girls in Slutty Poses
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Top 10 Things That Look Like Kim K in Pink Latex
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10 Guys Who Aren’t People’s Sexiest Man Alive
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Mom Jeans…
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Winter is the Worst…
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TV Land is Done with Cosby Show
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Alexandra Eriksson Bikini Ass…
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Nick Jonas is No Longer a Promise Ring Wearing Virgin
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12 Kids WHo Say Fuck Dress Code
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Mistletoe Drones
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Don Sutherland has a Boner for J.Law
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Silly DJ Gifs
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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2014

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s a snowstorm in the majority of the US, and everyone is going nuts, because they aren’t from Canada and they don’t realize it’s been snowing here since July…which is why I drink, I mean that and forgetting all that has gone wrong in life…that I am reminded of every time I watch my wife choke on her waddle….you know the kind of body that would want her mouth and ass and vag raped by pudding pops manned by Bill Cosby, just to get the calories in…

I have more to say…but Here are some stepLINKS…instead.

Lady Gaga’s Slutty Tattoo
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Celebs Holding Koala Bears
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Today in Hot Asses
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Miss BumBum – Recreates Kim K’s Ass Pose
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Kendra Wilkinson is not a Tranny – We’ve Seen Her Fuck
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Italian Chef Struggles to Pronouce Worcestershire Sauce…
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Slut of the Day
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Georgia Salpa’s Big Cleavage
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Reddit User Fails at Shoveling Snow on a Bike at Bills Stadium
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Tallulah Willis Shaved her Head
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Miley Cyrus in Leggings
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Dad Fails at Scolding Kids for Playing with Paint
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Homegrown Michea Crawford in Lingerie
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Rachel McAdams of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Tongue
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Lady Gaga See Through Shit…
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Taryn Manning Got Arrested for Death Threats…
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World’s Tallest Roller Coaster
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Kelly Brooks’ Fat Ass in Jeans
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This Bitch Totally Knows How To Go Down
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Sexiest Man Alive for the Homos
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The Girl who married the Sexiest Man ALive
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Girls With Guns
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Asia – Where Normal Goes to Die
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Christina Milian’s Nipples
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15 Next Level Moments in Crochet
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Top 3 Model Instagrams…
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Meanwhile at the Local Boat Ramp…
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Kathy Griffin is the New Joan Rivers – Like She Always Wanted
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Rihanna Classes it Up
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Tight Parallel Park
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Babe in a Bikini
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Elizabeth Banks Tells Jennifer Lawrence She has a Penis
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Salt Water Ass Taffy… Yes Please!
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Marijuana Breathalizer
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Molly Shannon’s Got New Boobs
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Ariana Grande is a Concert Whore
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Hilary Baldwin Wierd on TV
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Nisan Trolls a Guy Proper
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Pedestrian Teaches Cars How to Use Crosswalk…
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Duggars Making a Glass Dildo
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Top 10 Things That Look Like Kim K in Pink Latex
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Babe Half Naked in Red
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The Man and His Fap
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Ass Flash
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Interactive Porn: A Day with Dillion Harper
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Naked Weightlifting
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The BEst Kim Kardashian Fake Sex Tape
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Some Topless Random Chick
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Ok Now Pee in Your Mouth
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Piss on an Escalator
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Girl Eating a Dildo
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Girl Doens’t Want to Be Black
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Classy Chick Fight
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Crazy Longboarders
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Selena Gomez’s Nip Slip
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Big Tits Of the Day
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

19

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

There is something magical about drinking whiskey in an Asian restaurant until you can’t see, asking every asian girl in the place if it is full service waitressing, with them pretending they didn’t understand your racist request for a handjob, until doing a demo so they really get what you want, only to refer you next door, to get it….such a practical people.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Evangeline Lilly Monster
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15 White Trash Car Decals
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Girls Who Do Selfies…
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The Rise and Fall of the Guy with the Girl’s Voice
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Honest Little Mermaid Trailer
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Brooklyn Woman Tests Negative for Ebola
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Kat Torres is a Hot Lingerie Model
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Tight Parallel Parking Job
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Chelsea Handler Panty Flash
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Lisa Opie Tight Body in a Bikini
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Ubisoft First Person Adventure Video
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10 Rap Songs About Nothing
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Pole Dancer of the Day
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I offered my wife the opportunity to have a polygamous relationship – knowing that no one would fuck her and that thanks to tinder and false promises of fame since this site is massive – some girls are dumb enough to fuck me…..I figured it would make cheating on her less of a bad thing – with her consent, plus I’d be able to do it on my couch instead of having to find places to go…

She wasn’t down…but the good news is, she’s too fat to really enforce much, she always gets out of breath, so tinder girlfriends who think I am 22, get ready.


14 Couples that Will Ruin Romance
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Tan Lines of the Day
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Kim Kardashian’s Back Hurt for a Week After Her Shoot
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Kim Kardashian Shows You How to Balance a Champagne Glass On Your Ass
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Bella Thorne 16 Tear Old Thong Bikini
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Superheroes in Renaissance Clothing is Pretty Next Level
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Winning Ass of the Day
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Ireland Baldwin’s Lesbian Panty Pic
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Kate Upton is a Big Fucking Girl
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Jennifer Lawrence Does Hunger Games Premieres
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Grocery Shopping in the Arctic is Expensive
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Chris Pratt is the Sexiest Man ALive…
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Charles Manson’s Getting Married
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Mortal Kombat Elevator Prank
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Vanessa Hudgens Legs
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Miss Universe Anna Andres in Lingerie
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3 Model Instagrams
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Tila Tequila Pregnancy Pics to Celebrate her Birth of a Demon Child….
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Angelina Jolie in a Black Dress
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10 Reasons to Be Pumped for Winter
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Wild in the Streets of Los Angeles
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Jessica Simpson and Ashlee Simpson Together
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Kat Torres in Lingerie
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Katy Perry in a Bikini
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A Tribute to Big Breasted Celebs
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Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Care That She Flashed Her Nipples
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Coffee Cups Turned Into Comics
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Watch the Guy in the Middle of this 35 Man Armed Robbery
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Amy Adams is Super Boring in Vogue
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Jessica Simpson is the Perfect Spokesperson for Hunger Games
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What Life Looks Like in Thermal
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Keke Palmer Weirdo See Through Bra of the Day
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Demi Moore – Old Lady Cleavage
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Celebs that Look Like Mattresses
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Bikini Photoshoot
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Pics of a Girl from the AT&T Commercial
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Half Court Shot of the Day
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S Club 7 Reunion
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Chelsea Handler’s Ass in Panties…
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Weird Picture of the Day…
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Taylor Swift Lip Syncs to Her Song
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Girls Tugging at Clothes
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The Best Driver’s License Pic Ever….
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Bai Ling Nipple Flash
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The Porn Dude Will Show You The Way
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Naked Girls Does Laundry
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Sophie Monk Did Playboy
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January Jones Naked in the Pool
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Public Breakdown
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The Best Naughty Girls Getting Naked
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Naked Girls Have a Pillow Fight
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Girl Who Talks Dirty and Strips for You
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This is Scary
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Ass Balancing of the Day
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Mom Has No Control
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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College Girl Does a Strip…
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Russian Pissing Contest
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Lesbians of the Day
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Czech Girls Fucking….is Next LEvel.
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Some Girl Naked Outdoors
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Dude Hanging From his Balls
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Mermaids are Real!
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More and More Amazing Girls are Getting Naked on Cam…
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Cassidy Ellis Flashing
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

18

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new response to people who ask me why I wear a mask is – “everyone wears a mask, I am just more literal” – it’s the hipster response…

I also like telling girls “I prefer whores to charge by the hour, or scene, or dance, than whores to whore while thinking they aren’t whores”…

I am full of great insight today…

Dude In England Dismembered his Father to Build a TV Stand
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Phoebe Price is Dreamy
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Girls Tugging at Their Clothes
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Tila Tequila Shat Out a Baby
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Husband Films Wife Singing Salt-N-Pepa
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Alexandra Eriksson is Hot in a Bikini
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Victoria Silvstedt Whore in a Bikini
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13 Lego Creations that are Crazy…
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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18 Bootleg Action Figures
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Fuel Tanker Avoids Crushing Idiot Driver
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Natalie Dormer Knows How She Wants to Die on Game of Thrones
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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2014

17

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

You have to be a real asshole to be a Weatherman….

My advice for you romantics tonight is that that if you want to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, or if you’ve ever had the urge to nibble on the thigh of a stranger, you have a window of opportunity to get away with it, all you need is the youtube video of Jennifer Lawrence being nibbled by Woody Harrelson as your out….if that doens’t work, you can always distract her by asking her what movie title best describes her vagina….and hope for something like “A River Runs Through it” and not “MUD”….

Here are the stepLINKS…


The Dude Who Photoshops Himself into Celebrity Photos…
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Big Silly Tits
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Beyonce’s Sister’s Wedding Was Weird
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Natalie Pinkham Pregnant Bikini
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Man Gets Caught Smuggling 1,000,000 Dollars of Meth
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Glow in the Dark Bike Path
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s GIft Guide…
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Today in Tara Reid
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Megan Fox in Tight Fucking Jeans
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Ariana Grande’s Slutty Performance
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Slut of the Day
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Kat Dennings Big Cleavage
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Diplo is a Joker
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Fuel Tanker Avoids Crushing Idiot Driver
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The Best Football GIFs of the Week
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Angelina Jolie at a Movie Premiere
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Jennifer Lawrence Leaves the Gym
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This is What South Park Characters Look Like in Real Life..
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Stella Maxwell Naked in Video
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Kendall Jenner Doesn’t Think Being a Kardashian Helped Her Career
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Accidental Photobombs
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Kate Upton Big at the Airport
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Lisa Rinna’s Hard Nipple
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Best Viral Videos of 2014
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Miconceptions About Technology
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The Best Celebrity Instagrams of the Week
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Floyd Mayweather Bought His Son Gold Golf Cart
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Pets on Roombas
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Miley Cyrus in Pantyhose
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Kendall Jenner is the Face of Estee Lauder
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20 Pretty Girls Making Ugly Faces
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Today in Thigh Gaps..
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Girls with Hard Nipples
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Miley Cyrus Legs in Pantyhose
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Gigi Hadid Out and About
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Demi Lovato Reminds You She’s With Fez Still
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January Jones Naked and Pregnant
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Top 3 Model Instagrams
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Unnecessary Censorship – The Sesame Street Edition
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18 Bootleg Action Figures…
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37 Kitten Parodies
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Bai Ling Nipples
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Jesy Nelson’s Panty Flash of the Day
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Jose Canseco’s Finger Fell Off at a Poker Game…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Chinese Pop Group of the Day
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Frozen / Breaking Bad Mash-Up
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Trashy Car Decals…
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24 Mispelled T-Shirts
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Find the Best Porn Site According to The Porn Dude
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Lady Gaga Backstage Boobs!
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Girl Gets Naked at Pawn Shop to Raise Money
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Tessa Fowler – Forward Lean is Crazy
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Katherine Waterson Stripping for TV
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Lucie Wilde Has Huge TIts
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This Will Make Mom Proud
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This Chubby Girl is So Dainty
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Hidden Cam Stepmother Edition
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Greasy Nude Erica
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Naked Nicole Trunfio
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

17

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about sober people, I am talking about all my homies who have gone through AA, and who don’t drink, is that they aren’t sober because of the drink, they are sober because they are drug addicts and drinking makes them do drugs, and drugs are bad, and now they feed that addictive gene with other things, like sex or making money, but usually sex meaning as you drink yourself into the gutter, they are out there still raging, only instead of by getting wasted, it’s by fucking three or four girls in various bar bathrooms and back alleys, and that is my favorite thing about partying with sober people…I mean that and the fact they can give you a life home at the end of the night…

Here are some morning links.


Sports Without the Ball…
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Julianne Hough in Shape Magazine
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Drunk Johnny Depp
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Solange Knowles Married a 51 Year Old
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Anonymous Hacks KKK Twitter Account
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Science Beat Kim Kadashian’s Ass…
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TV Host Proves No One Gives a Shit About What Male TV Show Hosts Wear
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Cats Giving High Fives
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Wife Raps Along to Salt and Peppa
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Girls Going Out partying…
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The Bicycle Acrobatic
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15 Celebs Who Love Banksy
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Dr Huxtable was Raping Chicks in the 80s
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10 Times People Misjudged the Depth of a Puddle
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Claudia Romani is Ridiculous.
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Scared Dog Walks Through the Door Backwards
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The Cat that Plays with a Piece of Paper
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This Dog Can’t Catch ANything in its Mouth
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16 Celebs Having Fan Boy Moments…
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Video of Darren Willson Wrongfully Arresting Someone in 2013
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2014

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I hate clubs more than I hate most things. The idea of a room where a bunch of fucking idiots go to waste away and be seen is a total fucking nightmare, especially in this time of EBOLA and no one using condoms…and the only salvation is when you are the one chatting up the model, and not the ratchet bitches you normally try to pay 5 dollars to get a blowjob from, the real model, only because when you’re a creepy dirtbag, in places you hate being, with people you hate being with, who are trying to be seen or more important than they are, the babe you are with, can make it all ok…I think I may have fallen in love.

Here are some stepLINKS….Perverts…

Jim Carrey Giving a Lady a Haircut
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15 Selfies with No Decency…
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Cameron Diaz Unseen Modeling Pics from when she was 17
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Naked Brazilian Melon GIrl
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Slutty Girls with Tattoos
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Michelle Lewin has Butt
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Johnny Depp Slurs his Way Through Hollywood Film Awards
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Jennifer Lawrence Showing Bra…
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Bicyle Performs Epic Acrobatic Stunts
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Miley Cyrus Making Out with Schwarznegger
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8 Year old Sings Bang Bang…
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Charlotte McKinney Underboob
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Some Chick Named Demi in a Bikini….
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Katherine Heigl’s Dressed like a Whore…
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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51 Best Roller Coaster Pics Ever
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Ariana Grande Flaunts her Ass…
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Sir Mix-A-Lot Admits Baby Got Back is about Jennifer Lopez
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Dogs Getting Massages
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Dakota Johnson’s Topless
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Helen Flanagan Hiding her Tits
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This Weeks Most Ratchet News Stories…
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13 Breakups That Went Down Horribly on Facebook..
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Lorde’s Cover Song of the Day
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37 Cuteste Kitten Parody Videos…
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Lorde Has a Minging Face
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21 Reenactments of Old Photos
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Naya Rivera is Single White Female-ing Kim Kardashian
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Fireworks Fails!
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Crystal Heffner Ass Implant
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32 Great Moments in Cinematography
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This is Drake’s Alleged Penis
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Jessica Alba at an Event
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January Jones Naked…
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11 Failed Kickstarter Campaigns
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Polish Girls Found Alive
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14 Worst Possible Ways to be Woken Up…
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Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer…
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Claudia Romani Ass Shot…
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Awesome Tits Stripping…
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Big Naked Tits
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Emma Stone Slutty in Vanity Fair
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Titty Haircut.
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Fistin’
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Behind the Scenes at the Kelly BRook Calendar Shoot
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Not the April O’Neil I Remember
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still drunk. I didn’t sleep yet. I got caught up in a hotel bar talking to some woman – who invited me back to her room to keep drinking only to find her husband sound asleep in bed…so I did what any normal alcoholic would do…I stayed there and drank because sometimes life is about risks, and by life I mean finding drink to drown my pain….

Here are some stepLINKS….today is gonna suck.

15 Reasons Why the Gym Sucks
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Brandon Marshall Agrees to Pay a Twitter Troll to Fight Him
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Colleen Shannon is Hot as Fuck
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Nicole Trunfio Topless in Treats
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How to Make a British Crime Film
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Die Antwoords Weirdo new Music Video…
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Christmas Commercial of the Day
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Hollywood Sex Abuse Revealed
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Qatar Sports Minister Doesn’t Realize All World Cup fans are Homos
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12 Dirty Cakes
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Kitten Therapy
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Jennifer Lawrence and her Crazy Fans
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2014

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Hotel life baby….with my mystery girl #tbt

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

Trying to bring a stray cat into the local bar to seduce women – never really goes as planned – neither the staff of the bar or the girl you want to suck in will appreciate the rabid little stinky fucker – even if social media tells you the opposite….because it seems like the uglier the cat, the more broken and bootleg it is, provided it’s owner works at Facebook, Buzzfeed, Reddit or other web marketing agencies…while real down on their luck cats are just seen as disgusting…because even when you’re a cat, no one likes you when you’re homeless…

What the fuck am I saying…Here are some stepLINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence VS Her Fans
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Monster Energy Drink is the Work of Satan
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Stacy Keibler’s Pink Bikini
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10 Jacked Animals…
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Diplo Wants to Buy Taylor Swift a Booty
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Lara Stone Awesome TOplesss..
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DJ Colleen Shannon is Amazing in a Bikini
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Street Race Gone Wrong
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Olivia Wilde’s Hot at an Event….
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Kelly Brook’s Fat Legs…
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Slut of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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You May Want to Fuck Gwyneth Paltrow
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15 People Who are Dumb and Dumber…
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Jennifer Anistion’s Weirdo Prom Dress…
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Eva Longoria Just Queefed
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Bachelor Contestent Nude for Playboy
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Hofit Golan Nude Dress
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Kelly Brook’s Fat Ass
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Julianne Moore in a Garbage Bag
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Kristen Stewart’s Lookin’ Hot
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Funny News Headlines
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How Hot Chicks Take A Dump
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Diane Agron and her Box
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Miley Cyrus – Date Night
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits Hanging Out
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12 Plays that Only Happen in Kids Sports
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Alessandra Ambrosio and her Smoothie
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Hottest Classic Blond Bombshells..
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Random Bikini Model of the Day
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Hilary Swank and Her Man Face
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Crash Test Dummies are Getting Fat
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Things That Bounce
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Mindblowing Art
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Marc Anthony’s New Wife’s Pussy Flash
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Girls Comparing Their Vaginas
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Girls Comparing their Tits
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Girl Getting Topless in White Yoga Pants
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Cameltoe Panties..
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Tits in Milk…
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Pissing in the Supermarket
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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She’s Down for the Count…
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
GO

Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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