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2014

25

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Someone asshole was knocking on my door at 8 am, so in my hungover state I assumed it was a stalker out to kill me, but instead of hiding in the basement until they went away, as I normally do, I scoped out the scene…they looked like police investigators, or maybe some FBI motherfuckers and I thought – maybe this is my big break to get taken away from my prison I’ve created with a fat wife…TAKE ME IN FOR QUESTIONING…

But before I could get my pants on, they started to walk away..and I saw my opportunity walking away with them…so I ran after then only to find out they were actually jehovah witness doing the rounds…

I think I am the only motherfucker who chases after jehovah witnesses…in the history of jehovah witnesses doing the rounds…

I guess they didn’t blacklist me for the time I pulled out my erection and invited two of the girls soliciting their bullshit in…

Here are some morning links…I am still hungover…but I know why bad things happen to good people according to the scripture thanks to my new friends…and the reason bad things happen to good people is simple…bad things happen to everyone…

Here are some morning links….

Mirror Selfies
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Chicken / Human Eye Swap
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Lana Del Ray Did Complex
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No Name in a White Bikini
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Nicki Minaj Defends Her Ass
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Selena Gomez Panty Flash
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Ray Rice Knocks Out His Fiance
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Kid Rock’s Dildo Subpoenaed
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Bets You Will Always Win
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Batman’s Butt Chin
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13 Pics of Insects Fucking
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2014

24

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I saw a Jewish rabbi on an electric bike eat shit hard…only for an old man to come over as the guy was on the ground moaning in pain him to tell him that his problems are nothing compared to the people in Israel…and they started hugging and crying…it was fucking weird…but not as weird as when I told a mother who let her kid fall on it’s face on the sidewalk that she was a horrible mother as the kid was crying. I was joking, I get that a bitch needs to light her cigarette and can’t watch the fucker 24/7 but I guess mom’s with crying and bleeding babies don’t like being told they are bad mothers…even when it’s just a joke.

The world is a fucked up place, but at least I have a girl who documents her sex life with iPhone video to get me through it.

Slave Of the Day
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15 Bouncy Tit GIFs
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12 Nerds Caught Staring at Cosplay Girls
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The QUeen’s Photobomb
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Hot Tub Time Machine 2 Exists – Here’s the Trailer
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Selena Gomez Panty Flash
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Leonardo DiCaprio’s Girlfriends on his Yacht
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Cameron Diaz Dumpy in a Mismatched Bikini
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Top 10 Selena Gomez Bikini
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Irina Shayk – The Panty Flash
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Selena Gomez and Toni Garrn at an Event…
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Kate Beckinsale in Legggings
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Cara Delevingne in a Sports Bra
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100 Pics of the Miss Hooters Pageant
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Karen Gillan at Some Event
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Arianny Celeste Bikini Booty
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Some No Name in a Bikini
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Amazing Enough Greek Girl on Instagram
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Kesha Lookin’ Hip
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Funny Restaurant of the Day
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Pharell and Miley Release a Viral Song – Because 2 Aren’t Enough for Pharell This Year
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Jessica Biel is in Montreal – She Didn’t Call Me
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Cameron Diaz in a Hot Shoot…
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Rank the Best Movies of Summer
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Emmy Rossum Pokies
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Mariah Carey Thickness
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12 GIFS of People Doing things for the First Time –
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Weird Lego Nerd Shit
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Jennette McCurdy Slutty Ass
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Titties in the New Robert Rodriguez Show
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Crystal Hefner Cameltoe
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Nina Dobrev in Nylon
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Horrible Cosplay Mashups
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Jack White Does Baseball
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Irina Shayk Cleavage
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Selena Gomez Looks Like She’s Taking Load in Her Face
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Super Model Thigh Gap
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Some Jessica Biel Face
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Monique Alexander Naked in Bachelor Party
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Montana Yorke – The Bikini in a Yacht in Ibiza
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Tara Reid Thinks Sharknado Can Happen
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More Kate Beckinsale in Leggings
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Rank Your Favorite Batman Comics
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Matthew McConaughey at Comicon
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Nicki Minaj Ass!
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Burn Your Fucking Bra Trick
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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My girl Kayden Kross and Her Naked Selfies
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Sexy Ballerina Dances Naked
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Random AMateur Thread!
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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Weird MILF Amateur Posing
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Uterus Bruising..
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Makin’ Yourself Puke is Totally Normal
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The Ass Thread
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Backdoor….Sex…at a Show- Amazing…
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Hot Amateur Model
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School Girl Cat Fight Broken Up By Crazy Religious Person
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School Girl Cat Fight Broken Up By Crazy Religious Person
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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The Young and Busty Thread
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

24

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The fail in being a reclusive is when three hot girls text you persistently to leave the house to meet up with them for sex…forcing me to really weigh the pros and cons of being a reclusive…only to choose reclusive because leaving the work…when I can just ask for nudes…sex requires work….maybe this reclusive thing is stupid..maybe nudes have made choosing reclusive easy…

We’re all fucking doomed.

Here are some morning links…

Fifty Shades of Grey Has a New Trailer….
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Cute Girl Works it for the Paparazzi While They are Trying to Shoot Karlie Kloss
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The Best Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Toys
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22 Broken GIFs
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Andrea Calle’s Big Booty in a Bikini
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Apparently Evan Mendes Pulled a Hispanic and Trapped Ryan Gosling with a Kid
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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Comedians in Cars Getting Cocaine
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9 Year Old Married a 62 Year Old Woman…What?
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Caitlin O’Connor Bikini Hooker
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21 Year Close Up
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Harvard Students Invent a Useless Thing…
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Missing Girls Alert
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Cut Pug Sleeping because I Love Pugs…
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2014

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I realize why I married a woman I hate…because I would never let any girl I like or respect end up with me. They deserve better and I can’t let them commit to having sex with me for the rest of their life or for any period of time exclusively, they deserve better and I don’t like eating pussy tainted with other dude’s dick – and I don’t share – unless it is a hooker…in which case – I manage to deal – depending on how inexpensive they are…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Selena Gomez is 22 and 10 THings You’ll Like Better…
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Newest VS Model – Nipples!
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More Selena Gomez Bikini Shower Pics
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So Much Ass!
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Pets Caught Sleeping…Doing the BAE
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Naya Rivera’s Kim KArdashian Style Wedding
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Brandi Glanville Flashing Her Thong…
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Jessica Simpson’s Honeymoon Pics
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NBA Careers Ruined by Injury
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Miley Cyrus is Misbehaving
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Jessica Alba’s New Sin City Poster
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Selena Gomez in a Towel
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Beyonce’s Offensive
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Nicky Hilton is Getting Fat!
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Lily Allen Unfortunate Panty Flash
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Zoe Saldana is Pregnant
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I want to fuck Kelli Berglund
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Snoop Dog Smoked Weed in the White House
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Hot Pics of Naya Rivera to Celebrate her Hasty Wedding
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Girls in Short Shorts
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18 Types of Asian Girls…
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Slut of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel’s Beach Nipple
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45 Most Amazing News and Sports Photobombs of All Time
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Kids Swearing In Movies: The Supercut
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Kelly Brook is Some Serious Thickness
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10 Spider GIFS
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Some Chick Posing in a Bathing Suit – Set to Music…
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Emmy Rossum in Skin Tight Jeans
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Angel Acker – Nasty in a Bikini
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Andrea Calle in Her Bikini
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Marines Confront a Fake Marine
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Insane Brown’s Fan Pees on Art Modell’s Grave…
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Caitlin O’Connor in a Bikini
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Mom of the Day
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I Kinda Wish I Fucked Kate Hudson….Before Everyone in the World Fucked Kate Hudson
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Bieber Uses Wheelchair to Cut Lines at Disney
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Irina Shayk Must Have One Hairy Bush
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Biker Gets Rear Ended
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A Pretty Shitty Boob Job
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Freak Hail Storm Ruins Day
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Lindsay Lohan Still Thinks She’s Hot
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Why is Your BRain in Your Head
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Teen Has 232 Teeth Removed…
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Aubrey O’Day Hot in Concert
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Plane Taking Off
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Leonardo Does Kung Fu KIcks on a Yacht
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80s Family Portrait of the Day
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Inked Bitches
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Adriana LIma – Modeling
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Ass Flash in the Library
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Babe on a Park Bench
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Scarlett Johansson’s Sex Secene in Avengers – Is Crazy – LOL
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20 Questions with Brandy Aniston
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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21 Year Close Up
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This Voyeur’s Lie has good Pics
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Everything Butt!
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Babe Bates!
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Arianny Celeste Does a Bikini Cartwheel
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Busty Redhead in a Tanning Bed…
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Coolio for The Evil People at Pornhub
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Thug Gets Killed by a Cop….
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Crazy Footage of a Dude Jumping in Front of a Train
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I Don’t Understand this Public African Ceremony – But I Hate It
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Fingers in the Butt
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Webcam Asshole Flash…
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Bartender Sets Man’s Face on Fire
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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SEE CAM GIRLS AT
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2014

23

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

That’s all I got to say about that…no wait…I got a snap chat from a friend dildoing some big titty girl…and I realized I am doing life wrong…I would change that…by why bother…when I can sit at home and watch commercials for bullshit products that Don’t pay me…but that do make great viral videos…that pretty much no thought went into…but that I still love…

Here are some links…

Serious Fucking Selfies…Shit
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4 Kardashians in a Pool Topless Together
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Naya Rivera Got Married!
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Playing Tee Ball Like a Boss
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Wet in Miami
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Lana Del Rey Has Fucked a Lot of Guys in the Industry – But Not to Get to the Top
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Fitness Motivation: 21 Photos of Sexy Women Holding Dumbbells
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Assassin Creed’s Parkour
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Selena Gomez is a Lesbian
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Interesting Social Experiment on Humanity….
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10 Elephants You Don’t Want to Fuck With
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BURGER OF THE DAY
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2014

22

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I was watching an obese homeless looking dude who wasn’t wearing a shirt – making out intensely with a known eskimo street hooker…on a park bench…before washing her down with the water from the water feature…and for some reason…I’ll I heard was love songs…the romance, although it stank and wasn’t very nice to look at…seemed so authentic…

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Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Sports Bras!
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10 People Who Should Be Allowed Near Shopping Carts…
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Selena Gomez Bikini Lesbian Pics
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Ben Stein Begged a Pregnnat Call Girl for NUDES
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Crazy Criminals of the DAy – Shit..
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More Selena Bikini Pics
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Claudia Romani Anus!!
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Lady Gaga Ass!
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Andrea Calle’s Booty in a Bikini
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Natalie Portman Legs!
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Lea Michele’s Shitty Nipple SLip in her Bikini
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Bella Hadid Arrested for a DUI
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Top 10 – Bad Couple PDA
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Pop Songs from the Eary 2000s – Where Are They Now
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Katherine Webb Did Good on Instagram in her Bikini
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Mean Elephants!
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Pixie Lott in Shorts
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The Worst Foreign Ads You’ll See Today
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LeAnn Rimes Bikini Pics
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Billy Bob Thorton Hates Cupcakes
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Caitlin O’Connor Hot on the Beach in a Bikini
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Lots of Cleavage!
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Kate Hudson Slutty Legs
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People Putting Bugs in Their Mouths!
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Ashley Roberts Looks Tough
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Majestic Beasts Not Being Majestic…
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Ken Jeong Has His Own MTV Show Now
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Taylor Swift Legs
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Brooke Burke is Still Hot in a Bikini
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A Girl’s POV is Pretty Hot
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A Bunch of UK Glamour Model TIts
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Another Slut of the Day
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Miranda Kerr Double Denim Babe
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Arianny Celeste in a Bikini
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Cats Winning at Summer
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Zoe Saldana See Through!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Pregnant Chick of the Day
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Two Girls – Topless at the BEach
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Babe gets nude in the car…
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Possible Keira Knightley Nude
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Nina Agdal Instagram Tits
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Ashley Greene Pokies and Cameltoe
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Dad Mocks His Kid’s Skinny Jeans
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Girl Washing Her Vag!
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Crazy Knock Out
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ROmantic Fishing
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I met a girl this weekend and I asked her what her number one fetish was.

I was expecting the typical “lesbian sex”…or “Being watched”…or “gang banged”…you know – she said “fucking a hospital cafeteria worker during the night shift, while a cancer patient on an IV yells for more soup…as his greasy, high school drop out hands smear her tits with Crisco he was still covered in from making the meatloaf…you know because Tuesday is meatloaf day…

She’s under 30 and has been so over exposed to dirty porn that she’s probably already lived out all her fantasies…

Here are some morning links…

105 YEra Old Woman Throwing the First Pitch
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So Much Jessica Alba in a Bikini You May Die
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Girls Tugging At Their Clothes…
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These Aren’t Real Pics
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Kelly Brook is Big
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Lady Gaga Fat Round Ass in Fishnets for the Perverts
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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2014 Fails So Far
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Hot Girl in Workout Shorts
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Homeless People Tell Their Stories…
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Karma Getting a Motherfucker
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2014

21

Jul

stepLINKs of the Day

I mentioned that I saw a girl giving a guy a blow job in the park yesterday, but what I didn’t mention was that it was kind of my fault. Basically I was in a car that broke down outside of an American Apparel warehouse sale. So when waiting for the tow truck, we go inside to scope out some rugged hipster chicks. My friend decides to take advantage of the 8 dollar pant sale and starts trying on pants…I convince a hipster chick to put his dick in her mouth – you know for jokes…she does…and well…the next thing you know I’m in an apartment watching her get her face fucked – not really into the whole gang bang opportunity, but more importantly, not into the girl refusing to get naked in front of me, and making me leave before they fucked, which is really all I wanted to see…as blow job watching is pretty fucking gay…but sex has vagina you can divert your attention from the boner in the girl’s mouth…

What the experience reminded me, was that I am able to convince people to do anything…and there is something refreshing and amazing in that. My years as a reclusive in this prison I’ve built made me forget…

Here are some links…

Behati Prinsloo Gold Dug Good…
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So Many Big Tits…
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11 Dogs Who Play Fetch Their Own Way
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Lindsay Lohan Bikini…
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Naked Colombian Models with Soccer Players…
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Anastasia Ashley is So Slutty in her Bikini
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Jessica Alba is Hot Enough – at the Paying for Parking…
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Ashley Sky Bikini Model
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Beyonce’s 50 Shades of Grey Preview….
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Comic Book Characters You Want to See in Movies…
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Golf Refuses to Let American T.J. Oshie Shine…Best Fail Ever…
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Inglorious Fruit and Vegetables – Pretty Fucking Genius
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This is the FUcking Worst I’ve Ever Seen Katy Perry and her Fat Lower Body Look
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Emma Stone is Not Slutty Enough At all
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Game of Thrones Chick is Mad at British Airways and Took it to Twitter
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Mirror Selfies.
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NBA Players Declining Next Season
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10 Stayin’ Alive GIFS
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Abigail Clancy Showing Off Leg
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Selena Gomez in Some Weird Bra Top
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Kim Kardashian Butt Selfie
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Puppy Tries TO Drink Water From IPad
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Idiot Football Player of the Day
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Amy Willerton’s Bikini
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Lindsay Lohan – Bikini Monster
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Beyonce and Jay-Z Are Getting Divorced – But are Together for Money – Like all Good Opportunists Fuck
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Selena Gomez – Upskirt
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Kelly Brook is a Monster
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Paloma Kwiatkowski in her Underwear in Bates Motel
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Guy Donkey Punches his GF
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Dad and Daughter Hick Dance…
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Kanye West 1996 Freestyle..
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Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora – Together on Set
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Maria Menounos – Sluts it Up
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Steven Speilberg Shot Down Malaysia Flight Meme – is Weird
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Taylor Swift Skirt Blowing in the Wind
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Girls in Workout Shorts!
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Rachel Bilson’s Pregnancy Pics of the Day
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Britney Hard Nipples
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Kat Graham Bikini Pics
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Candice Swanepoel Photoshoot
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Selena Gomez No More Implants…
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Heidi Klum’s 11 Year Old (the white one she had with a billionaire) is in High Heels
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Michelle Lewin Booty in the Air
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8 Loser Movie Characters You Should Feel Bad For
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Leonardo DiCaprio – Is Fat, Rich and Fucks Models.
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Panoramic Photo Fail
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Next Level Kid Science Fair Projects
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Thirsty Amateur
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Big Tits in a Skimpy Dress for the paparazzi
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Some Big Stupid Tits…
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Fat Girl Rope Swing Fail is So Good..
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Grapefruit Blowjob Weirdness
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Naked Amateur
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Horrible Girl Fight…
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Fast FCars and Big Titties
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Dakota Fanning – Hard Nipples!
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WHEN GIRLS SQUIRT – YOU FUCKING OWN THEM
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Homeless Man Gets Knocked the Fuck Out
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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2014

21

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I watched someone get a blow job in the park yesterday…and it turns out that watching a blow job is not as good as getting a blow job…because hearing a dude grunt and moan with please…no matter how good of a performance said girl is giving…it’s just a lot of boner..

How was your Sunday..

Here are some links…

The Gayest Thing You May See Today
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Marilyn Manson’s Sons of Anarchy Photo
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18 Gifs of People eating It on Waterslides
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Miley Cyrus Death Hoax – Was a Hoax. Bummer.
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Nina Agdal in a Bikini
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Ashley Sky in a Bikini
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Game of Thrones Music Video…Gone Royal…
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Reese Witherspoon Not in a Bikini
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Weird Al Has a New Video Called “Lame Claim to Fame”….that wasn’t about his career….
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK – BECAUSE COUGARS ARE HORNY!!
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Marvel Movie Release Dates Until 2018
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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A Nerd Talking About iPhone Screen….
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