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2016

25

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s Good Friday. Easter. Jesus was Porn. Pedophiles are dying and hiding eggs in places for little kids to try to find…horrible places…

Which reminds me, my favorite place to hide easter eggs is in my wife’s vagina…while pretending to have sex with her, because she doesn’t know better thanks to her huge belly getting in the goddamn way of her field of vision…But I don’t like the rash / infection that comes 2-3 weeks later when she still doesn’t realize she’s got an egg inside her incubating…

Maybe I’m weird. I figure since no one reads what I write, I can’t be.

If a weirdo says weird shit and no one hears it – does it make a sound…

Here are some stepLINKS..in the Morning..

Girl Sticking Out Tongue
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Igloo Building Cat!
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The Katy Perry Sex Tape Will Feature a Lot of Pegging
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Bimbo Can’t Solve RIddle
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Iggy Azalea Big Tit
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Fame Whoring Slut of the Day
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Conan Remembers Garry Shandling
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Jennifer Lawrence is SO Fucking average
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Madonna is a Crazy Person
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Ducks Take Over!
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What if the World Went Vegetarian
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2016

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The best thing about living in a frozen hell, is that I don’t leave my house and get distracted by hundreds of girls in bikinis, or shrt shorts, or shirts that show off their tits, because if I did I wouldn’t be able to accomplish anything, I would just sit on a bench and stare all day, but then again, upon further reflection, I haven’t really accomplished anything living in this frozen hell, so I guess tits or not – bikinis or not – I remain pathetic …. I am so proud of me!

Here are some links,

RIP Motherfucker the Garry Shandling Edition
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Hot Girls – Not Wearing Bras
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New Picture from Wonder Woman
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Slutty Asian
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Naked Chelsea Handler
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Inside Game of Thrones Prosthetics
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Caitlin Jenner in Golf Skirt
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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Mariah cary in Red
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Batman VS Superman Body Paint
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Batman VS Superman
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Game of Thrones Chicks on the Cover of Entertainment Weekly
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Shorts
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Make Girls in Other Countries Cum
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Hilary Duff Big Legs
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Maitland Ward – Tit Flash
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Star Wars in Lego
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Ireland Baldwin Nipple…
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Bald bearded Letterman
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Some Chick Named Courtney Palm mNaked
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On Set at Baywatch!
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A Bunch of Redheads
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Kaley Cuoco’s Fit Legs…
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Movie Scenes Before and After Visual Effects
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Ferne McCann See Through Dress
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Nate Robinson Challenged to 1 on 1 Game with a Fan
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Frances Bean Cobain Has Been K-Fed-ed
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16 Year Old Lily Rose Fuck a 24 Year Old – Sex Offender
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Josephine Georgia is the 17 Year Old Madonna Exposed – in a bikini
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Hailee Steinfeld’s Middriff
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Kat Williams Hood Fight with That Kid – Hilarious
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Katy Perry Slutty
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Hot Black Chicks
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Lesbian Threesome
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Naked Chick Named Suelen Castro
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Babe Touches Herself
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Pervert with the Upskirt Gets caught
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Testicle Insertion
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Romantic
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Fat Tits…
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Hot Naked Model
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Control The Orgasms of Girls in Other Places
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2016

24

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The best thing about getting wasted in a dive bar amongst terribly disgusting looking people, mainly fat lonely girls you’ve probably matched with on tinder without realizing, if they can even afford a cell phone, is the broken dreams and the waitress in the tight bike shorts who clearly had one too many kids / and / or a dick…

Here are some morning links..

Dark Hair – Light Eyes Girls
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Jessica Alba Bikini Booty
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Watermelon Blowing Up Experiment
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Can You Call a Cell Phone in the Microwave
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Little League Mascot Takes Job Too Seriously
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Katy Perry Making Out with Orlando Bloom
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Kristin Cavallari’s Husband is Getting a Vastectomy because She Likes Cum in Her
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More ALba in a Bikini
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Slutty Basic GIrls Who Like SPorts
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Kendall Jenner – Covers Vogue
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Kat Del Toro at Some Event
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Make Girls in Other Countries Cum
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2016

23

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new favorite thing is thanking homeless people – for making me feel better about myself – in front of girls because making them laugh based on such evil to bring out their evil that they pretend they don’t have is always a highlight of my day…because hypocrites are everywhere and if they have a vagina – I’ll fuck it…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry Making Out Hard
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SO Many Great Fucking Asses
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Kat Williams Got in a Fight with a 7th Grader…
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If Batman VS Superman Came Out in 1995
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Elizabeth Olsen Nipple
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Kendall Jenner in a Bikini
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Australians Catch Red Belly Snake
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Demi Lovato Tight Leather Bra
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Ireland Baldwin See Through Nipple
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Nicola Peltz Ass in Leggings
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Maitland Ward Flashes Nipple
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Taylor Swift Looks Like She’s In Disguise
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Emily Blunt is not Hot
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Bella Thorne in a Sports Bra…
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Batman V Superman – Has Shit Reviews..
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Maggie Q Panties
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Chrissy Teigen – Pre Pregnancy Nudity
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Hot French Model in LUI Magazine
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Jennifer Lawrence Knees
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Rachel Bilson Looks Old
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WET GIRLS
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Slutty Toochi Kash
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Mother and Daughter Saved…
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Gal Gadot – cleavage
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Strippers and Their Money
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So Many Asses…
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The Worst Movie Ever
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Some Naked Model with a Crazy Name Naked in P Magazine
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Big Fucking Sloppy fucking Tit
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Brunette Licks Panties
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Tranny Sex with an Animal Corpse
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Marisa Papen on the Beach Naked
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Olivia Wilde Bush
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Asian Stripper of the Day
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Rough Days…
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

23

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of my tinder wasn’t matching with a legit pornstar so that I could cross reference my romantic messages about how we are soul mates and how I neglect her but want to sing her love songs with videos of her getting absolutely violated by huge porn cock…

Actually…it was…

Here are some morning links…


SO MANY WET GIRLS…AMAZING BECAUSE DRY IS ALL I’VE EXPERIENCED…I HAVE THAT AFFECT ON WOMEN
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Woman with Longest Dreads Marries Hair Stylist
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Betheny Frankel – Dick Sucking Face
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Lily Rose Depp and her Boyfriend She Fucks
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Val Fit in a Thong Bikini.
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Lindsay Lohan’s Boyfriend is Not a Billionaire
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Margot Robbie is Tonya Harding
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A Bunch of TV Freeze Frames
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What Humans Taste Like
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Man Lets Alligator Bite His Hand
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Batman VS Superman – Gets Shit Reviews
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Hot Enough Girls in Car Selfies
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Some Chick Named Chantelle Connelly Taking off Bikini Top with Huge Tits
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Let’s Hope the Kardashians Fucking Die
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2016

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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People are so uptight and I love making them feel uncomfortable…to asking a girl working a coffee shop what her favorite ethnicity of coffee is, to which she said “ethiopian”…but realized she may be misunderstood and she may be seen as a racist and she froze, freaked out and got awkward…so I told her I was transgendered to secure the deal, and she shut the fuck down…people are so boring because they are scared to publicly acknowledge race, gender, or being offensive…and/or fun…

Here are some more LINKS…..

SLUTS in Car Selfies!
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Kardashians Getting Sued for 180 Million – HOPE THEY LOSE
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Amy Adams in Bikini Bottoms
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A Couple Sluts…from Germany Being Sluts
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Daisy Ridley
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Jessica Alba Busting Out
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Sara Jean Underwood – Still a Whore
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Adrienne Bailon in a Bikini
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Topless Motocross Racer
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Margot Robbie wants the Oscar Playing Tonia Harding
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Evolution of Batman
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Karrueche Tran Tits in Tube Top
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Drunk Driver Interview
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Hot Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Miranda Kerr Hard Nipples
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Orlando Bloom is Katy Perry’s Official Boyfriend
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Kristin Cavallari – Huge Mom Tits
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Cocktail Chemistry
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Lindsay Ellingson – Potato Photoshoot….
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Catherine McNeil – Slutty Lesbian
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Crushing a Hockey Puck with a Hydraulic Press
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Toochi Kash in Lingerie
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Prgrammable Magnets
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LeAnn Rimes in Shorts Cuz She’s a Homewrecking Whore…
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Terry is a Daddy
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Lucy Hale in Shorts..
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Alexis Ren in a Bikini
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Sluts in Bikinis…
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Support Long Distance Sexting!!
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Stripper Drinks Beer with her Vagina..
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Naked Breakfast
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Playing Snooker with a HOOKER
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Girl in a Shredded Dress
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

22

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of my favorite things to do is challenge relationships, but really going aggressive on the girls in said relationships, to either have sex with me or show me their vagina, through tactics I should probably apply to getting INVESTOR DOT COM BILLIONS, but instead choose the challenge of spread vagina shots in relationships…

I find the best tactic is to go as dirty as possible, to tell them you want to knock them up so that their boyfriends think it’s their kid…and they go nuts..

That’s not to say all girls are whores, just the ones I am friends with.

Here are some morning links..

Hot Weather Girl Becomes Famous After Nip Slip
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Kanye Getting a Blowjob from the PAPS is the pic of the day
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Bella Hadid Sheet
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6000 Matches Get Lit
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Woman Disappears on Live TV
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The Kardashians in Disguise Look like the Kardashians
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Fame Whore Panty Flashers
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John Oliver on the Border Wall
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Complex Magazine’s Hottest Cover Shoot to Date
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Shirtless Trouble Maker on the Subway
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Arrested Driver – Gives Interview
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A Bunch of Hot Selfies of Random No Name Bitches
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2016

22

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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My favorite thing about the internet is that we can immerse ourselves in the fantasy that these aspiring bitches are actually sexy, hot or even cool, when they are actually cheesier than the cast of Disney themepark actors who work the shift the actual Disney actors don’t work…

I was next to a dude who for a solid 2 hours kept watching snapchat over and over and over again, I didn’t know where he found all these idiots to follow, but he was so committed, and while he did it, hot girls, real actual girls were walking in next to him, yet here he is staring at some chick in a bush up bra duck facing…

It’s insane, and only getting worse, but when it comes to jerking off, you can’t do it in a van with a group of people, or in public, so you might as well do it to these lies…

Clickbait is everything…and everything is clickbait…we’re all just retards surrounded by all the noise..The Nonsense…

With that…here are some stepLINKS…because that’s what we do..

Thigh Gaps
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Hulk Hogan Won ANother 25 Million
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Bella Hadid in a Sheer Top
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Ferret Takes out the Trash
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Mental With Shrimp
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Mariah Carey Beat Up Face
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Jessica Alba Body
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Graceful Drunk Fall
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Gemma Atkinson’s Big Bikini Tits
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Wonder Woman Cleavage
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Shampoo Prank Gone Sexual
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Charlotte Mckinney Big Tits.
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Coco in a See Through
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Candice Swanepoel’s Hot Ass
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Lauren Stoner Bikini
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Today in Amanda PEeet
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Audrina Patridge Pregnant..
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Huge Tits
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NICOLA PELTZ BILLIONAIRE IN A BRA
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Mariah Carey Pantsless
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Black Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Russian Twerk Girl
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Carolyn Murphy
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Uma Thurman Hands
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Chrissy Teigen VS Audrina Patridge
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Girls in Sports Bra
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Natasha Bedingfield is a Freakshow
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Daisy Ridley to Play Lara Croft
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Hot Model in a Thong
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Testicular Anal Insertion
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Big Tits.
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Chick in the Field
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Man THreatens to Kill CHeating Girlfriend – What
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Topless and Naked Russians
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Hot slut Justene
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

21

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Telling girls you masturbate to their facebook profile pictures is less awkward when it’s not in person…especially when she’s a cashier at your grocery store you’ve never spoken to but found using her nametag name…

Keep that to the internet texting romance, because although girls like being masturbated to – they don’t like hearing you tell them you do it – at least they pretend they don’t and pretending eventually becomes reality – and you wont convert jerking off to a pic to jerking off on them.

It just won’t happen. Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Huge Tits
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Lindsay Lohan Doing Lindsay Lohan
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Russian Plane Crash…
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Dog Gets into the Lipstick
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Ben Affleck and Henry Cavill in Matching Suits…
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Florence Welch is a Terrifying Vision in a Bikini
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Guy Gets Proof Rape he was Accused of was a Lie
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Sara Jean Underwood in Bra…
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Skipping Brazilian Dog
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Crushing Bubble Wrap Hit a Hydrualic Press
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Shailene Woodley is Boring..
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Em Rata Bikini Monster
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Tiffany Trump – Bikini Party….
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Madonna’s Molesting 17 Year Olds…
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Alex Daddario in 16 Gifs
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Car Crash Caught on GoPro
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Hardcore Tumbling Off a Roof
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Girls in Bubble Bath
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2016

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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When it comes to relationship advice, girls get mad at me whenever I say “if you were a guy and he was a girl, you’d call yourself a sexual predator, stalking date rapist and you’d probably organize a feminist lynching to hunt yourself down and remove yourself…but since you’re a girl…it’s not predatory…weird”…to which they call me a misogynist asshole…ok…

I met an 11 hour old baby today, was a great thing, within 3 minutes it opened its eyes and took his first shit..

I just witnessed the first shit of many shits, a lifetime of shits, shits that will happen long after I’m gone…and realized…that is what matters…and none of this does…

That said, click my links…

I am tired of writing.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Slut who Spent 500k to Look Like Barbie…
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Madonna Pulled Down a 17 Year Old’s Shirt
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Skinny Model Midriff
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Sloppy Kardashian Tit!
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Kim K Uses a Body Double
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Blake Lively is Slutty in a Trailer
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Amber Heard is Aquaman’s Wife
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Karrueche Tran Legs.
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Spring Break Brawl in Rocky Point
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Aubrey Plaza in a Bikini THROWBACK
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Casey Batchelor Upskirt
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Princess Kate Porn
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Tinashe in a Sports Bra of the DAy
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Gingers for St Paddy’s Day
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Megan with an African Name See Through
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I want to Fuck Victoria Beckham…
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Emma Watson Beat Box
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Josephine Skriver Shitty See Through
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Iggy Azalea on her Psycho Breakdown
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Bella Hadid Underboob
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X-Men Apocalypse Trailer…
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Kate Hudson’s Handicapped parker
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How Did Yale Get More Rebounds than Baylor
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Kim Garner Hot as Fuck in a Bikini
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Julia Snigir Naked in a Movie
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Good Bathroom Signs
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The Plus Sized Male Model
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Naked Models!
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Boat Explodes Behind Paul Heyman WWE Sexy SHOOT
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Stoner Gives Great Interview…
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How To Make Pizzaroni Roly Poly Pull Aparts
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Hilary Duff in Crazy Pants
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A Bunch of Girls in Bed
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Abbey Clancy in Women’s Health
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Miranda Kerr’s Head is Shrinking
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Bartender Catches Patron on Fire
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Some Chick Named Lauren Stoner in a Bikini
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I like Weak Chin Emma Roberts
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Jessica White Hot Bikini Pics
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Underboob!
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Beer in Pussy Stripper
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Big Bouncy Tits
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Sofy B – Vagina
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Amber Rose Tits I didn’t Care to Post
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Squirt Squirt
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TOpless Golf
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No Leg Lap Dance
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Hookers for Hilary
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Naked Sasha Heart….
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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Here’s a Video of Madonna Pulling Out a 17 Year Old’s Tit on Youtube – Becasue She’s Lost Her Mind

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2016

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I wonder if the hangover rate this morning is higher than the regular hangover rate – because all you basic idiots decided to go whitest of white person event and celebrate St Patrick’s Day…like it matters…because it doesn’t…but I guess any excuse to get drunk is a good one, and I’d rather see Leprechaun hats on these racist fucks at their white power rally, than Sombreros like it was Cinco..but I prefer my white person events to be college girls in bikinis…

The highlight of my night was telling a woman “she’s got nice legs for a mom”…

Seriously.

That was the highlight of my night, because St Patrick’s day is dumb and all the woman participating were as hot as 40 year old moms.

Here are some morning links..

Hot Girls with Selfies
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Rose McGowan’s Dog Friendly Jumped on a Woman who Now Has Brain Damage and is Suing
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Amy Poehler is Drying Up California
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Victoria’s Secret in Lingerie
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Undercover Superman
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Throwback Pfeiffer Tits
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Party Girl Tiffany Trump
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The Handwriting Machine…
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Expectation VS Reality – The Travel Edition
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Ping Pong Soccer
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Drunk Woman VS Freeway
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Underboob!
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2016

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s St Patrick’s day, so go out there and find some beer drinking women, who look like beer drinking women, because at closing of the bar, they’ll be down to get their beer drinking guts cummed all over…

It’s a fact, some of the grossest looking girls lurk in Irish pubs…and who needs St Patrick Day when we are Drunken…Everyday…

Here are some stepLINKS

Vintage Helen Mirren
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Katherine Heigl Does Kitty Litter Commercials
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The Ben Hur Trailer
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Mischa Barton Midriff
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Claudia Romani White Bikini
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Amber Rose Nipples
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Jessica Lowndes TITs..
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Jennifer Garner Cleavage…
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Kate Hudson Pokies
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Nina Agdal Bikini Dance….
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The Creepiest Dad Ever
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Lucy Hale in Elle
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Giant Waves Beat a Car
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Miley Cyrus Pokies in a Sweater
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Brea Grant See Through
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Drunk Emma Roberts
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Alison Brie isn’t Hot
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Lily Aldridge Leaves Plastic Surgeon in Short Shorts
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Kirsten Dunst Big Tits
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Someone Named Michelle Monaghan
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Bad Tattoo of the DAy
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Physics Behind Transporters
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Someone Named Ashley Greene
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I love this American Cry Baby
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Save the Stout
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Victoria Justice in a Robe
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Can You Blend a Hydraulic Press
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Kristin Cavallari Big Tits
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Paper AIrplane Contest
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Julianne Hough’s Vacation
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Is ALuminum Bulletproof
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Ghost Facts!
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Ava Sambora Bikini
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Rihanna Loves Beyonce Because Beyonce Owns Rihanna
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Girls Who Selfies
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Kendra Roll Big Tits…
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A Couple Girls Naked in bed
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How Deep is TOO Deep
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Mom Legs of the Day
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Beer in Pussy Stripper
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Big Boobs and Her Dildo
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Oiled Up Roma
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Toilet Brush Dildo
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Naked By the Ocean
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Pornstars Read Mean Comments
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

17

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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One of my pet peeves is when a company calls me a porn site, when I don’t do porn, and I barely post nudity, and all my content is from social media and fashion magazines. How am I fucking porn, if this is porn it’s the worst porn ever. I just watch the human condition and how it unfolds with perversion, primate instincts and basic wants and needs of being famous or whatever…

She wrote:

Hey Jesus,

Thank you for reaching out. Unfortunately, we cannot associate (BRAND) with any sexually explicit brands. We pride ourselves in upholding this standard throughout all our marketing and advertising.

Thank you for your time and have a wonderful day!

SO I took it upon myself to call out this girl, from a brand, who called me “porn”…even though we’ve established it is the worst porn ever, since it’s all celebrity and model based, and there’s no fucking porn on it…

This is what I wrote:

Hi Danielle,

I am not entirely sure what you are referencing as sexually explicit?

All my content is from fashion magazines and social media of celebrities and models!

I guess it would be deemed sexually explicit to a catholic priest. Are you a Catholic priest? Or just as boring as one.

I took it upon myself to go through your facebook profile to pull up images that I would post on my website, if you were a celebrity.

Do you consider these images of yourself sexually explicit?

I also noticed you were an intern at Versace. I’m sure you remember when J.Lo wore that Versace dress, that would be something I would post on my site. Did the team you were getting coffee for at Versace deem that dress Sexually Explicit, is that why you left the company? It just upset you so much to be part of that.

I get it, you’re from the Midwest, but did you know that Ohio is the number one state for sex toys, porn and Romance Novels…

If you’d like, I could always send you links to “sexually explicit?”

It may spice up your masturbating….like you have spiced up mine…

LOVE

Jesus Martinez

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Freakish Twin Get Pregnant By Same Boyfriend Together
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Kim K Sent Em Rata Gift Basket Because They Both Fuck Kanye – TRUE STORY
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Chris Brown Made Death Threats to a Woman
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Funeral Home Road Rage
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Florida Woman Has a Pet Alligator
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I Would Fuck Scott Disick’s New Girlfriend
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18 Facebook Fails
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White People Go to a Black BBQ for the First Time
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Is Aluminum Bulletproof?
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Girls for Sports
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Some Slut in a Tank Top named Nicole Murphy
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2016

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

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The worst thing to find out from a family member is that your wife, who you met online in the 90s, an era when only real weirdos used the internet, is a post opp tranny, which would explain her moustache, her “diabetes” pills, her sheer size and more importantly that dick shaped pussy I’ve been sucking for the last two decades and that semen flavored orgasm that came out of her clit. At least I was right in assuming it was something Hormonal….

I guess the good news is that it reminded my that I’ll do just about anything for free rent, and the good news is that at least I didn’t knock her up…but most importantly…solid excuse for divorce unless that family member is lying to me.

How do I find out if a vagina is a botched dick turned into a pussy or just mangled,

Here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Hot Asses
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Rachel Hilbert and Devon Windsor Pink Bikinis
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Cameltoe
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Kylie Jenner in a Bikini
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Olivia Wilde Was Too Old for Wolf of Wall Street
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Rihanna’s See Through Dress of the Day
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Eva Longoria Tight Pants
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A Chick I’ve Never Heard of See Through
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Baboon Likes Magic
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Jessica Lowndes Bites her Whore Fingernails
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Pressure Washing Fetish Video
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Ariana Grande in Lingerie
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Pia Mia Nipple Ring
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Alison Brie – Boring Cleavage
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10 Actors Who Died During Production
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Kristin Cavallari Breasts
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Alicia Arden in a Bikini
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Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Hollywood Cleavage of the Night
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Jennifer Lopez in Fuck Me Boots
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Don’t Tailgate on Freeway
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Kim Garner Fuck Me Boots
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Kanye and the Paparazzi
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Subway Jared Gets Beat
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Kate Hudson has Hard Nipples
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TV is Rebooting “Heathers”
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Hot Random Model of the Day
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Doomsday Vault…
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Scared Bulldog Walks Backwards
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Accidental Cum Shot
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Mommy Masturbation
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Weird Big Tit Dildo Rub
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Pornstars Read Mean Pornhub Comments
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Naked Greek Glamour Model
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Dancing Girls
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Big Booty in a Baseball Outfit
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Craigslist Ad of the Day
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In the Dressing Room
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Naked Girl in Bath Suds
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Teen Vika is Amazing
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So Many Nude Selfie and Other Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

16

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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As a lazy Mexican who doesn’t like leaving the house, my favorite thing about Modern Dating and Hook-Up culture is how little work it requires…

I know, I’m married, but I still need to fuck…and now’s the time to do it.

Firstly, you don’t need to awkwardly approach girls in clubs, bus stops, the grocery store and try to win them over in 10 seconds knowing that it can either go well and you get a number….or have her scream “Get Away Rapist”….

Secondly, you don’t need to call her to ask her on dates, hell you don’t even need to go on dates that you probably have to pay for, with no guarantee of sex, because she may just be into getting a free meal. You just invite her over to watch your computer screen until you’re both tired, bored, tipsy and in the mood to cum. It’s just expected that one of you is cumming when she says yes and that saves a lot of money and wasted time.

Mindless sex for people with low expectations and who just have sex because it’s there, even if it is terrible….it’s a win.

That said, random internet girl, come over let’s watch TV which is code for fuck brilliant, I just don’t know how it will get lazier, easier, or more affordable….

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning.

Hot Girls in Bikinis
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Paltrow Tits in a Tight Shirt
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Lebron James – Penis in Sweat Pants
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Drunk Woman in the Middle of the Freeway!
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Useless Whore in a Bikini
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Ashley Judd in a Sports Bra
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China Trump Montage
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James Dean was Marlon Brando’s S&M Sex Slave
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Russian Girls on Instagram are Good
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Maria Menounos Cleavage
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The Net Worth of Celebs from your Youth
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Dog’s Coming Home Soldier Video
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