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2013

28

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I discovered a new fetish last night….

Masturbating on FaceTime with girls you trick to get on FaceTime without them knowing you’re masturbating.

It’s a challenge to make it look like your hand isn’t stroking your cock, moreover, it is a challenge to keep a straight face and not make those horrible yelping sounds you normally make when masturbating.

I tried it on 5 girls and sure they all busted me, I’m not an expert at this shit yet, I just know I like it.

Thank you technology…

Here are some morning links..

Alec Baldwin Goes Off on the Daily Mail on Twitter like it was Me…Cuz He’s Gone Off on Me…
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Wayne Gretzky’s Daughter in a Bikini
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Cameron Diaz in a Red Dress
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Bubble Soccer Looks Amazing
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Bagpipe Thunderstruck!!
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Julianne Moore is in Talks for Hunger Games…
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Girls Who Say Fuck You To Being Ladylike
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Heather Marks is My Kind of Model
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Anna Paquin Plugs True Blood XXX
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What’s for Dinner Meme
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Party Girls!
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Some Lone Rangers Interviews…
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Bike Wheel Disintegrates….
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Bikini Search!
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Halle Berry Hates the Paparazzi
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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2013

27

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I like that Precious is the witness in the trayvon martin case. What can’t the fat thing do? Oh right, push ups.

I like that a girl in the park tanning in a bikini had a tattoo with script across her chest so that when she caught me staring at her tits, I said “I’m just catching up on my reading”….

I like that I am going to get drunk right now.

Here are some stepLINKS..

Nicki Minaj Has Ridiculous Booty
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The Best Thing to Wear to Walmart
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Girls Who Are Not Wearing Bras…
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Iggy Azalea’s Sweet Booty Profile…
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Hot Babe in a Yellow Bikini
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How To Stick Your Hand in a Bee Hive
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50 Funniest Comedians on Twitter….
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Girls in Their Bras
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Do You Rememeber Foot Fetish Porn Star Leighton Meester?
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This Elizabeth Chick is Posing like a Slut…I Wonder What Her Dad Thinks…
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Lady Victoria Hervey’s G-String in her See Through Dress…
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Anais Zanotti is Hot Ass Flash in Her Bikini
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Iggy Pop is a Squirter
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Farrah Abraham Big Tits And Topless At The Beach
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Real Live Replica of Homer’s Dream Car
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Demi Lovato is Fat
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7 People Who Claim to Have Been the Hell
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Conan Visits E3
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Synchronized Karate Demo Fail
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Emily Blunt May Have a Camel Toe
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I Feel So Fucking Bad For Olivia Wilde
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Busty and Topless in a Glass Bottom Boat
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Miley Dressed Asian
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Cameron Diaz is Gonna be in Annie
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Bike Thief Gets Owned
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Girls in Bunched Up Clothes…
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Model Jessica White – Who Is Black and Confused is Also a Scientologist –
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A Couple Hot Girls with Bush in the Shower
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Another Amazing Baggage Handler…..
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Laurie Holden See Through!
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Dannii Minogue Holster Fashion Shoot
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Supercut of the Game of Thrones Sex Scenes – 70s Edition
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Selena Gomez at Disney Land
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Selena Gomez Fake Nude
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8 Fictional Girls You Were Supposed to Like but Who Sucked
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Blonde Boobs Poppin Out in Public
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Disney Toy Soldier Eats It
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Simon Cowell Advises Bieber To Take a Year Off – I Think For Sexual Reasons..>THose Rich British Men are Pervs…
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Snake Bites a Stripper Tit
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Chris Brown’s Ex Gf in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden is Fun of the Day
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Justin Beiber Is A Fucking Idiot. SHOCK!
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Holly Madison Has a 2 Million Dollar Engagement Ring
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Dog’s Funny Reaction
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Fist Fist Squirt
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ATM Competition
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Queef or Fart?
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Amateur Threesome
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Small Titty Cam Show….
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Ass Full of Vegetables
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Autopsy Porn….
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Toothbrush Masturbation
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Muslim Ass!!
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Epic Tits!
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Psycho Finger Bang
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Throwback Jenna Jameson On Set Insanity
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

27

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I wonder why sisters never want to have sex together as much as we want them to have sex together.

I wonder why asking girls for pussy pics in a cute and finn way by spelling it out like you’re on a kids show “N00dz” or “Bewbs”…doesn’t make things less creepy, but in fact makes it more creepy.

I wonder why I was walking by a construction site this morning and a piece of metal that I guess got caught in the wind hit me right in the fucking eye, like to the point where I should probably go to the hospital in efforts to sue, but won’t because I’d rather nap.

That piece of metal had so many options of places it could slam into, but for some reason, a reason I call god hating me, it chose my eye….

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Yo Shit it’s Like an Archie Comic Up In Here – With All These Slutty Redheads
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Deadmau5 and Kat Von D Broke Up Cuz She’s a Nazi and He’s a Jew – It Just Couldn’t Work
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Real Life Mutant Ninja Turtle
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Demolition Party Fail….
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Sexiest Art Books Around…
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Scooter Rider Attempts to Jump Train Tracks
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Craziest Conservative Congress in America
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Hammock Fail
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Dog Pushing a Puppy in a Shopping Cart
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Kelly Brook Cleavage
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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2013

26

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

All my gay friends are already married…to the cock….but the fact this issue is still an actual issue makes no sense to me. I believe we should have the right to marry anything we want, including this pair of panties I just found in dumpster and had sex with. The government shouldn’t get in the way of love. I’d say Good job California, but the fact this wasn’t already done, is too ridiculous to celebrate….but at least there’s some progress in something that shouldn’t even exist…

The best thing about Gay Marriage is the opportunity it provides men to be Gold Diggin’ hoes. For those of you who always wanted to “Anna Nicole Smith” a dying billionaire, now is your chance…gay grandpas with money are totally impotent, just want companionship, and if Matt Damon can be gay for pay, so can all of us…

I see this as opportunity for a better life…the government doesn’t want us to have…cuz The government is a scam…Here are some step links..

Miley in an Angora Diaper
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Miley’s Barely There Ass
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A Lot of Girls Showing Off Their Booties…
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Lucy Hale in Lucky Magazine
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Twitter’s Reaction to Aaron Hernadez’s Murder Charger – My Favorite is “Goin in a tight end, coming out a wide receiver”
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Miranda Kerr in Some See Through
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Rosie Jones – Tennis Erotica
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Some Random Girl With Big Tits
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Kid Plays Titanic Theme Song on Guitar….I Fucking Hate This Song…
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Ariana Grande for Seventeen You fucking Perverts
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Blake Lively and Her Husband Aren’t Fucking Enough in These Pics…
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Ruth Negga Tits in Some Movie
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Full Throttle Roller Coaster
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Jason Biggs’ Annoying WIfe in a Shitty See Through
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Sallie Axl and Emma Glover in Bikinis
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Friend of DrunkenStepfather – GypsyOne – Hot Fucking Pics
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Some Trashy Implants on Some Host Body named Chloe Sims in a Bikini
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Rihanna and her Cotten Candy I’d Like to Suck Out of Her Asshole On Its Way Out…
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MTV to Air the HILLS Alternate Ending I Hope Includes Them All Dying
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Fun Blonde Strips While Playing Videogames
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Miley Cyrus Will Toss Your Salad
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Manchester United’s WAG Looks Alright from the Belly Button Up in these Bikini Pics
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Christian Rockers POD – Whose Sister I USed to Sext – Hate Kanye…
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Laura Prepon in Some Lace Top….
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The Guy On Shrooms Who Rips Off his Penis is Funny
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Stars Who Passed on Iconic Hollywood Roles…
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Emma Watson Scratching Her Ass GIF
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Some Hot Topless Tennis for a Lad Mag…
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Clam Lickin’ Salt
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Sasha Grey Naked and Better than Clothed
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Jared Leto in Drag
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Girls in a Tight Dress
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Not At All Creepy
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Charisma Carpenter’s Big Old as Fuck Fake Titties…in a Dress…
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Turkish Cops Beat the Shit Out Protesters
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So Many Top Heavy Bitches
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Jess Davies Big Named Tits
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Emma Watson in Teen Vogue….
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What Girls in Bikinis on the Beach Are Probably Not Thinking..
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Anti-Gravity Table…
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Life After DOMA – BEFORE AND AFTER PICS
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Bull Dog Afraid of His Own Farts
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Sasha Grey – When Not Doing Porn – Is Disgusting
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Throwback Heather Locklear Exercise Video
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Miley Cyrus Broke VEVO Record – Good Job Lil Slut
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Some Crazy BMX Rider Drew Bezanson
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Girls With Abs
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Jessica Biel with Pit Bulls
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Hidden Cam Captures Girl Masturbating in Toilet
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This Fat Naked Jog is the Best Thing Ever
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Self Anal Fisting
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This Haze Her Shit Isn’t So Bad
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Glass Dildo Masturbation
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Some Amateur Chick and Her Big Old Titties
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Don’t Walk into that Cabin in the Woods…
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Big Tits on Cam
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Girls Who Strap On Together Stay Together
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Amateur Couple Fuck on an Escalator…
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


I have groupies, whenever I tell people that, they laugh at me. Then I show them pictures and they laugh harder, because I guess the general public don’t think groupies count when they are obese amputees who are missing teeth, cross eyed, and rocking some serious asymmetrical tits with different colored nipples, that sag down to their belly butter, where you can see their scrotum-like pussy hanging, trying to escape the evil polluted mess that is her crotch…

People are jealous and haters want to hate…so be as racist as you want to stepGROUPIES Paula Deen, leaves more for me.

We are all god’s children. Here are some morning links..

The Man with the 140 Pound Testicles and 1 Inch Penis is Today’s Hero
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Bar Refaeli’s Gone Nuts on Instagram
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Stag Attacks Photographer
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Mike Tyson Teams Up with Spike Lee for an HBO Special
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Funny Video Game Fail Screen Shot
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Epic Wrestling Finishing Move
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Guess Who is Selling NORTH WEST PICS
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Lily Donaldson for Terry Richardson…Not Naked
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Old Woman Training…
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Some Chick Named Elizabeth Chambers in Town & Country Porn That Isn’t Porn At All…
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Taylor Lautner in a Perfectly Timed Pic
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday on Wednesday
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A Babe Lighting Her Babe Friend’s Fart on Fire
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Cum Foo Fighter – NSFW
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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2013

25

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My new pick-up line is hitting up Karaoke bars and trying to convince girls to sing love songs into the micro-sized mic that is my penis…So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate.

My other pick-up line is trying to communicate with people that their Facebook and Phones are tracked by the corporations who own them…as well as the government…so people have already seen their dirty talk, sexts and nudes, so they might as well just drop their pants or lift their skirts and show me their assholes right then and there, because everyone’s already seen it, as there dis no privacy. So far, it’s got a zero percent success rate.

Here are some stepLINKS.

Miley Cyrus Uses Twitter to Get Revenge on Her Dad
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Hailey Baldwin’s Stephen Baldwin Face in Her Bikini
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A Bunch of Girls in Selfies Taken From Their Bed
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Throwback Miranda Kerr Photoshoot
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Shailene Woodley in some Stills from her New Movie You Will Masturbate To cuz You’re Weird.
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Jordan Carver has Serious Tits
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Beat Gets Close to Hunter
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When Nature Gets Perverted
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Kate Moss in Leather
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Miranda Kerr in a Shitty See Through Dress
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Veronica Angeloni in a Bikini Lookin Hot
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Busty Redhead Topless on the BEach
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Miley Cyrus Shows She Can Suck Black Cock
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Honest Trailer – Independence Day
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Bikini Babe Faceplant Almost Dies
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Pink Spreading Her Legs – Beast Mode
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20 Hottest Pics of Some Twat Named Alyshia
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13 Hottest Disney Stars Gone Wild…
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Sarah Shahi Throws a Pitch at the Dodgers
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1 Star Porn Reviews is Some Funny Shit…
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Miley Legs to Celebrate Ying Yang Twins Miley Cyrus Song….
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Anne Rice on Paula Deen
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Girls With Some Crazy Eyes
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Lauren Stoner Saggy Vagina in a Bikini
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Johnny Depp Travels With his Pirates Costume For the Sick Kids
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Bitch Knows How To Use Her Tits To Get What She Wants
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Leopard Breaks into a House and Kills Dog – HORRIBLE.
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How To Make a Girl Mad…
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How To Recover Like a Boss
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Underboob!
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Jesinta Campbell Cleavage at Man of Steel Premiere
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I am Totally Into Malena Morgan’s Naked Posing with Lace Bunny Ears
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Hot Sexy Maid Posing Naked in Front of the Mirror
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Snoring Hummingbird
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Still FUCK
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Penis VS Pin
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Some Greek Chick in a Bikini Lookin Alright.
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Someone Invented a Penis Drawing Machine
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Old Man Fucking Up Traffic Gets Owned…
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Sodomy Is All The Rage In Colorado
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8 Drinking Games from Around the World…
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Jessica Alba Licking Ice Cream
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Fit Girl with ABS of the Day
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AnnaLynne Riding a Bike
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Some babes VS a Double Ended Dildo
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This Star Fucker is Fucking Shrek’s GF
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Girls Get Off By Licking Each Other’s Feet
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What the Fuck is She Masturbating With?
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Fat Busty Muslim Wife Stips and Spreads her Ass
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Girls Who Masturbate Together Stay Together
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Some Seriously Ridiculously Huge and Amazing Tits
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This Anjelica Girl is a Fucking Babe…You’d Never Expect to See Getting her Asshole Licked.
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A Girl’s Embarrassing – Non-Nude Sexy Dance
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Many Many Many Young Girls Trying To Make a Living Masturbating On Cam For Free….
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I think I may be sexist. Everytime I see a woman in her 20s driving a brand new Ferrari, I just assume she’s a gold digging hooker with a whipped old rich husband, who doesn’t give a fuck if she drives the brand new ferrari, cuz he’s got 4 others…Instinctively, I think – hooker.

When it’s totally possible that the ferrari she’s driving is her dads.

Here are some stepLINKS….

How About Some Underboob
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Kate Gosselin Mocks Asians
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Selena Gomez’s Friend is Short and Fat in a Bikini
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Beagle Trained To Steal Bikini Tops
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Dude Rides a Whale Shark
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This Exotic Bitch has Huge Tits
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Tupac Musical Headed to Broadway
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Dirt Bike Crash Gone Wrong
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The Weirdest Iced Tea Performance Art Show
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Drunk Chick Takes a Piss on the Streets of Budapest
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1000s of Girls Online and Naked Right Now…For Free…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Unlike Paula Deen, My new favorite thing to do is hang out at all black clubs and watch the tall, thin, big booty bitches, tweak their fucking asses off, like it is part of their culture, you know passed on from generation to generation, in all it’s floor slapping, boner giving glory…

My other favorite thing to do is masturbating.

Here are some morning links to start the week out in a sad, lonely, filled with failure and regret kind of way…only more fun than that.

30 CCs of Big Fucking Tits…
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Dog Vs Dandelions
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Obama Sings Daft Punk
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Georgia May Jagger Gives me Boners…
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This is How They Blow Leaves in Poland
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How To Hypnotize a Chicken
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This Flying Bike is Pretty Crazy
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Blowjob So Awesome It Will make You SHit (NSFW)
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Ashton Kutcher in the Trailer for JOBS
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10 Dumbest Facebook Updates This Weekend
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My Internet GF Who Doesn’t Love Me Back – Claudia Romani – Thong Ass
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Picture of the Day
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2013

21

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve decided to be a sperm donor, but not the traditional kind that goes to the sperm bank and jerks off for money, I want to be a philanthropic sperm donor who gives needy lesbians mason jars full of my sperm of them to put into their turkey basters to make themselves some babies.

I figure I am just doing my part, you know it’s the least I can do for the lesbians, you know after years of them hating me for having a penis…

I generally have no tolerance for things that claim they don’t want penis when I am convinced they really do want penis… but are just confused about penis because a penis hurt them…physically or emotionally, but I’m ignorant.

What it comes down to is that I’m helping people, and that’s what this life is about. I can sleep better at night…but they may not when they realize the sperm I gave them is not very good quality, but do they expect meeting a motherfucker to father their lesbian baby off craigslist

Here are some stepLINKS…

Chinese Fans Mob Beckham
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Amanda Bynes Got Her Implants Removed…
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Hot Asses in Bikinis….
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Elsa Hosk Forgot her Bikini – Bitch
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Chrissy Teigen Naked for GQ
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Ashley Greene’s Wet Camel Toe
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How to Cross the Road in Russia
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Her Name is Liz And She’s Posing Hot and Half Naked
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The Best of Fails
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Your Weekly Dose of WTF
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Deadly Thai Street Fight
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Miranda Kerr is Sporty for Vogue Korea
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Which Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Cameron Diaz Getting Groped on Set. Wonder what that Smells Like.
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Meadow Soprano is Sad
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Bad Teacher Sequel is Happening….
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The Asshole’s Guide to Spoiling TV Shows
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I Like Greek Next Top Model….TITs
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Julianne Hough Cuddling Puppies
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart the Jackie Stallone Edition..
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25 Hit GIFs
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Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Jennifer Aniston Pokies
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Never Wet is a Cool Product Except When Fuckin
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This Director Loves his Job
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Naked Tennis!
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Katherine is a Suicide Girl…..
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Katie Holmes Has Kinky Marks on Her – Alien.
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Bikini Season is Here…
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Kerry Washington in a Magazine….
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Guess The Actress with the Non Existent Ass
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Johnny Depp is Blind in One Eye – What a Loser
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Abercrombie and Fitch Thinks Taylor Swift is a Whore Too
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Some Interspecies Bonding….
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The Largest Rodent!!
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Jeep VS Pool
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Some Hot Naked Blonde Bitch
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Looks Like Kendall Jenner Has Been Practicing her BJ Technique
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Nicki Minaj Before the Plastic Surgery
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Some Declassified UFO Documents
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J.Lo Getting Walk of Fame She Paid For
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Tennis Babes from Wimbeldon
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Wu Tang Clan’s Sign Language Interpreter is Pretty Awesome
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Kendall Jenner Being Naughty with a Lollipop
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Girls Bent at the Waist
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Best Tampon Ad
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Silly VIdeo With a Hot Booty
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Let’s Look Up Teen Mom’s Skirt…
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Monkey Steals Pen…
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Girl VS Fuck Machine
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Hot Young Masturbation
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Champagne Enema Worth Getting Drunk OFf Of
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Creamy Wet Pussy
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5 Smutty GIFS
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How About a No Shame Side of the Street Quickie
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Some Dildo Action…
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Girl in a Nightgown on the Stairs
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Ava Sparx on the Casting Couch…Lookin’ Young while Making Horrible Life CHoices I Support.
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Arab Teen in the Shower
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Shit Eating Slut.
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I was drinking with a bunch of girls last night, as I do, and one of their friends suggested they go back to their rooftop condo pool to skinny dip with a couple of dudes they met at the bar that night…

Unfortunately, I wasn’t one of the dudes they met who they wanted to skinny dip with…

Not being invited to the hot chick drunken skinny dip at 3 am, is officially worse for your self esteem than going home with the fat chick…cuz at least with the fat chick you’re fucking and you can tell yourself you can do better, even if you can’t.

In the Event you Care – Kim and Kanye Named Their Publicity Generating Puppet that Will Grow Up to be a Crimina – I Thought THey Were Just Gonna Call It “PROP”…But Instead the cCalled in North….North West…Seattle.
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Jay Z is Officially a Sports Agent
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Maria Menounos in Greece Going Greek in a Bikini…Greasy.
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Girls in Bikinis…OK! I can dig it.
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Cat Street Fighter Parody
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Kid With Cancer Scores Touchdown
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Some Car Wash Fails..
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I am in Love with this Nude Croatian Babe
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Some Sexy Butt Lifts
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9 Girls Getting Famous on TUMBLR
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Some Celebrity Pin-Ups
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Lightning Strikes Sky Scraper
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!
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2013

20

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day


I just stared at a girl tanning in her bikini so long and intensely that shit got awkward…she didn’t know how to handle the situation…I didn’t know how to hide my boner…before remembering I have an inny not an outty and the good news is that security wasn’t called…because ultimately, despite how creeped out she was, I think she loved the attention…all girls do.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Shailene Woodley isn’t Mary Jane Watson Anymore
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A Whole Lot of Sexy Redheads
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I Like The Way Miley Blew a Kiss to the Paparazzi
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I Kinda Want to Have Sex with this Clam Licking Salt
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Some Sofia Vergara Cleavage
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Some Hot Aussie Chick in a See Through Shirt
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Kate Moss to Cover Playboy’s 60th Anniversary Edition
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Yawning Animals Compilation
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Eva is Modeling in a Wet White Tank Top and I Like It
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Jaime Pressly
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30 Wardrobe Malfunctions Fails…
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WWE Diva Celeste Bonin Nip Slip
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6 Life Hacks for Lazy Fucking People.
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Kitten Gets a Relaxing Massage
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Some Chick Named Cindy Spreading Wide…
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Girl Pissing in the Sink
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Some Alyssa Miller Cleavage
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A Compilation of Respectful Athletes
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Jennifer Lopez in a Skirt…
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Katy Perry’s Zombie Face Scares Me
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Anna Kournikova is In a Bikini
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The Saddest Pool Jump Ever
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Katie Price Jordan Reading Erotica…This Whore Peddles Anything She Can…
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The Best Nude Scenes From True Blood.
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The Hottest Pics of Jess Pare
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Saudi Singer Gets Showered in Cash
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15 GIFS You May Want to Masturbate To…
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Elisabetta Canalis Showing Off her Stomach
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Kandi Kay Has Huge Tits
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Busty Alison Angel Nude on the Beach
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James Gandolfini On Sesame Street
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Naked Hippie Gets Introduced to Taser
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Tarzan Swing Faceplant
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Erin Heatherton in a Tight Pink Dress
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A Compilation of John Goodman Losing his Shit
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Hot Girls With Tattoos
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I Like Jake Gyllenhaal’s New Beard..
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Money Shredding Alarm Clock to Force YOu Out of Bed
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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This Teen Doesn’t Seem to Like Anal…
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COUCH SEX
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Some Hot Anal
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Old Lady Sex is the Worst Sex
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Masturbating Farm Girl
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The Worst Christmas Video You’ll Ever See Ever
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Big ARab Tits
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A Couple of SLuts on Cam
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This Guy Ruined Her Computer Time with a Blowjob…
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent the better part of my night staring at an amazing nude a girl sent me, and negotiating with her to make it a spread asshole pic…because I am just that kind of pervert…where nudes aren’t enough for me…I need to see into a girl’s soul…I am sure other things happened last night, but I don’t remember, my life is just that cloudy….

Here are some morning stepLINKS…

Best Snickers Video Ever!
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James Gandolfini Tribute Video
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Maria Menounos in a Bikini
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New Jersey Ice Cream Parlor Where Tony Soprano Last Sat Tribute…
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Her Name is Alysha Nett and You Will Want to Bang Her
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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Hot Model Named Bre Tiesi Posing Topless and Amazing on the Beach…I Want to Apply Suntan Lotion On her…With My Dick.
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Creepy Abandoned Amusement Park Pics
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Snake Opening Door Scares the Fuck out Of Me
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Selma Blair Not Returning to Anger Management
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2013

19

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Hey girl in the laundromat I’ve been staring at for hours who just left her clothes unattended – I am gonna put my sperm in your underwear and hope you get pregnant…and you’ll blame your boyfriend for it…and hilarity will ensue…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Model Named Bre Tiesi Posing Topless and Amazing on the Beach…I Want to Apply Suntan Lotion On her…With My Dick.
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More Pics of Courtney Stodden’s New Implants of the Day
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Giant Snake that Can Open Doors…
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Amazing Pics of Amazing Booty…It’s Just Amazing
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Amy Adams for Allure….
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Selena Gomez Pumping Gas…
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I Love This Busty Candace Chick….
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Hyper Dog vs Cat
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Cute Beach Girls…
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Fall in Love With Shailene Woodley
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Brooke Burke Bikini Hot as Fuck
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Extreme Ice Cube Stunts….
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Kate Moss Panty Flash…
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When Weddings Fall into Lakes…
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A whole lot of Naked and Embarrassed Girls…AMAZING…
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Miley Cyrus is Back With Her Fiance – How Good For Business…
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Melissa Joan Hart BOOTY in her Pants
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Her Name is Sarah Nicola Randall and She’s Got Huge Tits..
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Deadlift Pass Out
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Serena Williams on Rape….
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Chinese Pervert Goes in on a Girl and Grabs Her Tit…
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41 Historically Bizarre Deaths…
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Ashley Sky
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Kristen Bell Didn’t Lose Her Post-PRegnancy Weight Doing Heroin or Meth…Boring.
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Claudia Romani Has a Bikini Shower in Miami..FUN
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Brooke Burke in Her Bikini in Mexico
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9 Sports You Play While Drunk….
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The Perfect Mix of Cute and Sexy in a Bitch
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I approve of Courtney Stodden’s Implants
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Her Name is IZZY and I love Her Little VAG and Awesome Fair Skinned Asshole.
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Daveigh Chase in a See Through….
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Boobs Out for Summer Issue of Zoo
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Weird Matrix Style Martial ARts Dance
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Guitar Solo Trick Shot
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Really Busty Girl and Her Nude Selfies are FUN
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The Best Cancelled TV Shows that Only Had One Season
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Hot Blonde Nude in some Selfies
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Eyeball Licking is the New Second Base
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How Not to Unload an Excavator
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I want to Fuck CHer’s Head…
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Paula Deen Says the N Word
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The Amazing Spider Man Third and Fourth Sequels…
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Slow Motion Bikini Posing…
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See over 1000 cam girls naked right now!”
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Dirty Camslut does Ass to Mouth with a Dildo
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Killing Girls One Vagina at a Time
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Big Cam Girl Tits
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Laurie Spreads her Pussy Wide
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Superman isn’t Down for Lex Luther Banging Lois Lane
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Teen Cam Girl Fucks Herself with a Dildo
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Girl Films Herself Rub Herself…
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Cam Girl Squirts for her Gardener….
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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2013

19

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I have decided…I am an amateur gynaecologist…and despite offering my services to every girl I meet…you know to make sure all things are good according to me….I haven’t got much work…even though I’m not charging..and in fact I’m willing to pay…life’s hard for me…

Here are some links to start your horrible pathetic day….

Parrot Crying like a Baby….
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I kinda wanna fuck Ke$ha and Hate Myself for Saying That.
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Crazy Matrix Style Dance Moves
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Katie Price Jordan – Dressed like Marie Antwanette…
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Anchor Man 2 Trailer
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Rihanna Attacks Fan with a Mircophone…
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Girls Showing Off Their Bare Backs…
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Tramp Stamps….
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Stunt Driving Trick Shot..
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Awesome Redneck Glamour Shots…
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LeeAnna Vamp is a Babe
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100s even 1000s of cam girls naked right now for your Pleasure…
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2013

18

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

Not having sex with random girls from the internet you’ve never met but fear because they want to have sex with you despite never seeing you in anything but a luchador mask, is kind of a fail…

I prefer fucking random girls I’ve never met who don’t want to have sex with me.

Time to drink…

Here are some stepLINKS…..

The Kelly Brook Topless Pics…
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These HALF NAKED POV PICS of Girls by Girls are HOT
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Rihanna Hits a Fan in the HEad…
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Kesha in Self – Scares me cuz she Turns Me On…
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Tamara Ecclestone Bikini Pics…
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Here is Some SLut Named Jenny P Posing Half Naked…
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Behati Prinsloo on the Beach….
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Deadlift Pass Out
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Stoya Ruined Watching Porn for Her Dad…
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How The Fuck Is This Guy Able To Still Walk?
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Chinese Airport Worker Isn’t Very Good….
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Confused Animals Compilation…
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is Hot in a Short Skirt
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Katy Perry Talks Love….
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Farrah Abraham’s Panty Flash
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The Exact Moment when A Day Goes from Good to Bad
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Mexican Volcano Eruption Video Much Like My Orgasms…
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The Single Greatest Picture Of Sofia Vergara EVER!
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Amanda Bynes is Recording a Rap Album and Sitting in the Hot Tub….
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This Naked Busty Model Named Eva Shaw GIF is Amazing…I LOVE HER…
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Porn Features You Wish Existed…
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This Nude Girl Has the Best Ass
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9 Dumbest Beauty Queen Answers to Simple Questions..
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Superman is a Dick…
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Erin Heatherton Topless in GQ
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Christina Milian Cleavage
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8 Cancelled Videogames I Would Have Loved to Play
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John Mayer Wrote a Song About Taylor Swift
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Can You Guess Whose Daughter This Is?
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Some Chick Named Charlee Monroe Spreading Pussy
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Salma Hayek Considers Post baby Body a Disfigurement…
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I Want to Fuck This Model Anastasia Grawe
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Ireland Baldwin Ass Flash in Short Shorts…Is Amazing…
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Sasah Grey is the FUcking Worst
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2 Babes Naked and Taking Pics of Each Other…
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Sarah Hyland Showing Off Her Big Tits
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Dramatic Dog Death
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Soraia Chaves and Victoria Guerra Naked in Some Movie..
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Some Greek Bitch in a Thong on the Beach….
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Amanda Bynes is Collaborating with Wyclef on Her Album…
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Which One Has Fewer Diseases?
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Lebron’s Flopping Coach
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Giving Birth in the Hospital Lobby…
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Fake Amanda Bynes Nude
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Meanwhile in Car Heaven
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Some Chick Named Sasha Posing Nude in Video…
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Melyssa Ford
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The Hottest in Selfies…
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Rottweiler Safes a Chihauhau
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Girl Sits on a Wine Bottle.
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I Wonder How Much SHe Got Paid to do This…
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Perky Emo Girl Rubbing Her Wet Pussy
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College Girls Getting Naked Together
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Lesbians Eating Each Other Out on the Bus…
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All About the Ass
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I like jerking off to this…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
GO

I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
GO

Watch Live Sports!!
GO

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