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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2013

02

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It must be the Christmas season, because I just bought a 21 year old a vibrator… because she never had an orgasm before and because I am as creepy as the actual Santa…only 21 is not 4 and I don’t break into houses, I just ship products to houses, but still Santa nevertheless…who actually prefers his girls naughty, on webcam not my lap, and my beard is far less substantial, but bitches can still pull on it…

Here are some stepLINKS….

People Who Photoshopped Their Selfies…
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Girls With Big Old Titties
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Pedo Stache of the Day…
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Fast and Furious 7 Will Go On
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Parkour Fail Compilation
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Black Friday Shopping Prank
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Best in Vine
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Some Girls Who May Be Perfect…Even Though I Think Perfect Girls Are IMpossible and Don’t Exist
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3 Black KIds Got Arrested Waiting for the Bus…Racism is Dead
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Stalking Giraffe
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Animals Snoring Compilation
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Today in Lady Gaga
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Russian Woodpecker Prank
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It’s December – Fuck Some Internet Bitches…
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Her Name is Dani Mathers…and She’s in a Bikini
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Fuck Black Friday…I’m not into hip hop or Africa…I’m ready for Christmas…

With Christmas…comes office party drunkeness, a whole lot of bikini vacation pics, and far more sad and lonely girls…and sad lonely girls like keeping warm on dick they normally wouldn’t want to keep warm with…all standards are dropped the holiday season….

Here are some stepLINKS…


Girls Who Aren’t In Bras
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Charlie Sheen’s Got a New Goddess
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I Love Me Some Tara Reid ASs
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Quincy Jone’s Daughter Makes Fun of Miley with Jimmy Fallon in Stupidity
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Some Obscure Pics of People Eating…
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Danica Thrall in Lingerie
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Mother Possum Carrying Babies
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Selena Gomez…Performing…
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Claudia Romani in a Skimpy Bathing Suit.
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Kanye On Sway in the Morning…Interesting Interview…
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I Will Always Stare and Courtney Stodden’s Tits
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Some Pretty Perfect Looking Girls According to This guy…
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Mariah Carey Thanksgiving Porn is Not Porno At ALl
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Alien Invasion Prank…
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Celebrities on Twitter / Instagram…
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10 Celebrities Who Threw in the Towel Early
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Christina Hendricks Huge Tits in Video from some Show
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Some Chick I’ve Never Heard Of in Lingerie…
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Lauren Mellor Lingerie Modeling
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Olivia Wilde Hot in ALlure Magazine
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Eva Longoria’s See Through to Her BRa
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Sydney Leathers Gets Vagina Surgery
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1000 Turkey Sandwiches for the Homeless
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Politician Fail..
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Viral Photos that are Fake
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Nabilla Benattia – Nude Modeling…
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Her Name is Evelyn and She’s Half Naked
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David Beckham Jacked Off in from of his Team…Cuz Sports are Gay as Fuck
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Some GIFS that say “HELL YEAH, MILK”
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams…
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Girls Doing the Mirror Selfie
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Gif and Photo Response to NBA Trash Talking
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The Real Walter White
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Rookie Terrence Stephens Singing…
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Turkey Bomb Prank
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Her Name is Jenny and She’s Naked on the Beach…with Big Tits….
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Ali Rose Showing Off Her Awesome Tits
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Some Chick Named Violet Doing Sexy Washing…
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Latina Shows Her Round Ass
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Dude Jerking Off on the Train
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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I Love This Webcam Pussy
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Today in Broken Women Getting Fisted…
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Amateur With Awesome Fucking Tits
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Black and White MAsturbation
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Naked Amateur and her Gun Fetish
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Girl Sees How Many Fingers She Fits in her Asshole
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Some Webcam Babe Stripping
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Waist Deep with a Barbie Doll
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Vibrate Into the Holiday Season…
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Check My Life Out in Pictures…
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Keep in Trill Like Clinton…
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2013

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am thankful for all the questionable women who are feeling especially lonely today..you know without family, or friends, or a significant other…drunk and desperate just looking to fill the void with any random cock…

I am really thankful for them…

Here are some stepLINKS

Warning – Morning After Pill Doesn’t Work on Fat Girls – That Shit Follows You For Life
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Gary Oldman Beating the Meet
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Lil Kim’s Camel Toe Remix…
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Ass…
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Hilary Duff Dressed Like a Thanksgiving Turkey
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30 Gifs to get you Through the Day
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The Geese Tsunami…
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Some Chick Named Talita in Lingerie
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God Doesn’t Want These Girls to Twerk
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Some Thanksgiving inspired shit..
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Nicki Minaj Selfies…
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20 NBA Dunks of the 90s
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Sabine Lisicki in a Bikini in the Bahamas
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9 Ways to Survive Holiday Dinner
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Jordan Carver’s Big Tits Being Covered in Milk
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Amanda Cerny in Leggings Working Out
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Rat in the Toilet – Crazy
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The World Record Holder of Pizza Boxes…I am Sure He Fucks A lot
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Some Hot Babe Named Megan Elizabeth Stripping
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Rosie Jones and Friends…Topless
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Some Japanese Stop Motion
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Rita Ora Shitty Panty Flash
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Truck Cheats Death…
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Truck Explodes on Highway
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Chloe Moretz in a Magazine
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Glacier Disintegrates
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Marloes Horst in Lingerie Catalog Pics
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British People Describe Thanksgiving
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Vanessa Hudgens in her Underwear
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Intense Firecracker Show…
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Liliana Lago in a Bikini
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Hailee Steinfeld is Boring as Fuck
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Some Crazy Car Accident
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Irina Sharipova fo Nasty Gal
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Eva Mendes is Dressed Like a Biker
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Thanksgiving Google Doodle
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Lily Aldridge for Victoria’s Secret Lingerie
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Sheer Panty Flash
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Some Victoria’s Secret Bitch Dressed Like a Native for Thanksgiving
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Some Mexican Trash in Bikini Photoshoots
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Dude Sells Testicle to Buy a Car
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Kate Bell Topless in Some Movie
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J.LO Nipple
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Lauren Conrad Craving Attention in Cosmo
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How Texting Mind Games Will Ruin your Life
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Weirdest Squirt Video Ever
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The Grossest Video you Will Ever See..
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Her Name is Dominno and She’s Got Huge Tits
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The Most Horrible Art Ever
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A Bunch of Shitty Lesbians
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Some Cam Girls Being Cam Girls
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The Hottest Porn on the Internet
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Bitch Pulls Her Tits Out on the Bus
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Hot Chick Masturbating
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Japanese Puke Porn is Totally Normal
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Young Girl in Socks Squirts
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Young Meaty Pussy!
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College Hotties Party Hardcore
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Some Bitch Stripping By the Fire
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Girl Shoving Dildo in Ass…
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
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Show Her a Good Time This Holiday Season…
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

28

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s not thanksgiving here, but all you self righteous assholes in the states have been polluting my life with your family pics, your food pics, your silly anecdotes and your lists of things you are thankful for…

I’m thankful for the internet, even though I hate it, but without it I wouldn’t be a dot com billionaire and more importantly, I would have no questionable girls with no morals to have sex with behind my fat wife’s back.

I’m also thankful for pussy…

But I’m really thankful for this heart warming thanksgiving story they are clearly going to make a Hallmark special on because nothing says thanksgiving….like a mom hitting herself in the stomach for the holidays because no one wants no bastard babies…and all those “who’s the dad” question gets annoying around the turkey…at the homeless shelter because clearly this girl has no family…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

Girls With No Bras….
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Shitty Stars Celebrating Thanksgiving Because They Aren’t Shitty or Self Involved Enough
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11 Signs your Turkey Was Fed Growth Hormones
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6 Mostly Reassuring Facts About Flying
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Why Jennifer Lawrence is Better than You
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17 Naughty Natives for Thanksgiving
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Some Cheerleader Getting Checked Out
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Eminiem’s Rap God Video
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Bears Acting Like Humans
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Family Photo of the Day
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Girls Girls Girls on Camera…
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2013

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always a sad day when the girl you’ve been sexting for a week…putting in work..finally sends you a nude pic…and her hot body has a dick…but sometimes you just have to deal…and go balls in your mouth…

Here are the stepLINKS….

Kesha Causes a Photographer Fight….
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The Hottest Wedding Pic Ever….
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Twerkin Turkey is the Worst Joke Ever….But Jaclyn Swedberg is Hot…
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Hot Booty!
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I Want to Fuck Deborah Mace
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Taylor Swift in a Tight Dress
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Diving in Shallow Water
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11 Hottest Voted Pornstars…
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Intense Flame Thrower….
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15 Anchor Man Gifts
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Shitty Hand Turkeys
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Shanna in Lingerie
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Bag Snatcher Gets Beat
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5 Drinks To Get Through the Holidays
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50 Most Important Video Games Ever
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Jaclyn Swedberg is Alright in a Bikini
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Pregnant Megan Foxe Makes an Appearance!
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Dating Expectations Vs Reality
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Khloe Kardashia is OJs Kid..>We Know…
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Evil Dad Laughs at Son’s Crash into Tree
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Cat Malfunctions!
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39 Unfortunate Names
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I Love Rihanna Twerking
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25 Facts About Thanksgiving
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How to Make Reusable Firecrackers
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Brooke Mueller Momming is Not Hot….
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Hayden Panettiere’s Hint of Nip
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Terminally Ill Katy Perry Cover Singer – Dies of Cancer
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Unharnessed Bungee
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Maryna Linchuk with Naked Bitches
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Mylene Klass Flashing her Panties…
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An Unexpected Music Star
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These Twins Won’t Let Each Other Go- Because Their Parents ARe Trying to Drown Them
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Carey Mulligan in a Sweater is Not Better than a Pumpkin Spice
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Macri Elena Valez Sanchez has the Silliest Name But Looks Good Half Naked
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Eliza Gonzalez in a Bikini…
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Jennifer Lopez Nipple Slip
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Client List Lingerie for her Pregnancy
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The Song From Frozen You Will Like…
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Taylor Swift, Jon Bon Jovi and Prince William Singing…Living on a Prayer…
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Thigh Gaps….
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First Kiss with a Vaccuum…
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Drive Thru Vanishing Driver Prank…
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Mother Panda Sees Baby for the First Time
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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LELO IS GIVING AWAY VIBRATORS FOR BLACK FRIDAY!!!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Weirdest Squirt Video Ever
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Her Name is Dominno and She’s Got Huge Tits
GO

The Most Horrible Art Ever
GO

This Girl has Flower in her Butt and I Like It…
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Japanese Puke Porn is Totally Normal
GO

Young Girl in Socks Squirts
GO

College Hotties Party Hardcore
GO

My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
GO

Girl Shoving Dildo in Ass…
GO

Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
GO

Amateur Girl…Goin’ At It…
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Can You Really Ever Get Enough Cam Girls? Really? Impossible.
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Friends Shaving Pussy
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Big Tits in an Old School Video
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Make Girls Squirt..Then Own Them…
GO

Banana Masturbation Under Table
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Make Her Cum Without Even Trying
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Best Shirt Ever….
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2013

27

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about cheating on my wife every chance I get is the new pussy….you see marriage is boring and depressing as fuck and you only do it because she pays your rent…

here are some morning links…

Courtney Stodden Brunette Big Titty Selfies
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Anchor Man 2 Pics
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Tarantino’s Next Movie Will be a Western…I Love Westerns
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Robot Operated Hotel in China Weirdness
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Diane Kruger in a Bikini
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Awesome Yoga Pants
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Kate Upton Fires her Hair Stylist
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Lucy Pinder NAKED DEM TITTIES
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Ashley Greene is Beat the Fuck Up and That’s Porn to Me
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Sax Battle on the Subway
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25 Facts About Thanksgiving
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Girls in their Natural Habitat of Slut
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2013

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s to not getting the one night stand I just had unprotected sex with pregnant…I don’t feel like changing my name again and moving to a third world country again…

And here are some stepLINKS…

Laura Prepon May be Tom Cruise’s Next Wife..She’s Got Nothing Else Going On
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The Scary Kate Upton Shoot
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This Lucy Meckenburgh Girl is an Angel Sent from Heaven
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I Am Into Courtney Stodden Cleavage
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Kissing the Vaccuum
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Scary Fish Mouths…
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Tramp Stamps
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This Dakota Girl is Naughty
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Sarah Silverman’s Cleavage Scares Me
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Kim Kardashian Tit
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Girls Showing Off Thigh Gap
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The Best Bloopers of November…
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Gwyneth Paltrow and the Christmas Tree
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Mario Batali is Trolling Us
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Afghanistan’s First Female Rapper!
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Wrecking Ball – Chat Roulette Edition
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17 Busty Girl Problems
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Thanks Alana Blanchard for that Ass
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Scarlett Johansson Photoshopped for Esquire
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Kanye Says His Love Story is like Romeo and Juliet. Let’s Hope it Has the Same Ending
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My Friend Claudia Romani’s Ass in a Thong
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Amber Heard…in a Magazine
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Lorde Looks 40…
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Honest Home Alone Trailer
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Rob Ford Sex Tape Coming Soon
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Girls in Bed….
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Lady Gaga’s See Through Outfit
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I Will NEver Get Over the Lil Kim Camel Toe
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Hilary Duff is Busted – Yet People Still Care
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Angelina Jolie Pokies
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Sarah Hyland Flaunting CLeavage
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Miley Cyrus May Be Showing Nipple
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Jennifer Lopez Nip Slip
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Lucy Pinder’s Big Tits
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Megan Fox Lives…
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Nina Agdal for Black Friday….
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Amazing Picture of Jesus
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I Like Taylor Swift’s Tight Body
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I Like Nicki Minaj Tits
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Jennifer Love Hewitt has a New baby….Here’s a Pregnant Pic of her…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Girl Shoves Panties in her Slit
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THanksgiving Porn
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Big Tits in the Kitchen
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Webcam Girl With Huge Tits Goin’ At It…
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
GO

Dildo Party
GO

Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
GO

Masturbating in Public
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Naked and Oiled Up
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
GO

Dildo in Ass
GO

Make Her Cum Without Even Trying
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
GO

THe Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

26

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I feel like being the fat man with cum stains on my sweat pants is so cliche…like obviously the fat guy is the chronic masturbator who hates himself too much to clean up after himself or care what people will think…but at the same time…it’s way more appropriate and disgusting than Doritos powder…and trolling the world is what I do so I’m sticking with it.

Girls With Tattoos
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Culkin’s New GF looks like Mila Kunis
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Brittany Murphy’s Mom Probably Killed Brittany Murphy
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24 Solid Fails
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Some Will.I.Am…Featuring Miley Garbage
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Cute Animals Being Assholes
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Breast Implants for Turkeys…
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Crazy Guy on a Plane
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Amazing Japanese Toilet!
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On Air Child Discipline in India!
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Kylie Jenner is Some Kind of Ugly
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The Many Looks of Kristen Stewart
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Lesbian Waitress Was Lying…about the No Tip…
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Drunk Guy Drives into a Cop Car four Times
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Electrical Switch Prank
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Facts that Prove Turkeys are Bad Ass
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People in Greece Give Themselves Aids
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with drinking is that there is no problem with drinking…

That’s all I have to say about that…

No wait…There’s more…no, never mind, that was all I had to say.

I know life changing.

Here are some stepLINKS….Love them…

Seth Rogan and James Franco in Bound 3
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Kim Zolciak’s Pregnancy Pic of the Day.
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Courtney Stodden Big Old Titties…
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Nicole Scherzinger Side Tit
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Some Chick named Natasha Barnard in her Lingerie…
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Hilarious MMA Commentary
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Beyonce on a Camel…
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Kate Upton And Her Big Naked Tits Rest Comfortably On Her Stomach
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Today’s Top 5 Supermodel Instagrams
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Angelina Jolie Buys Brad Pitt an Island…
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Sexy NFL Cheerleaders
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Twerking on a Grave…
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12 Tech Ballers
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Her Name is Shanna and She’s Showing Some Tit
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8 Unflattering Descriptions of Popular Videogames…
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Some Girl Talks About Being a Groupie…
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Taylor Swift Does Fitness in Shorts
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The Side of Nicole Scherzinger’s Tit of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan Tricked Oprah into a Free Apartment
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Unharnessed Bungee Jump…
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Climber Falls 100 Feet…Down Mountain
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Even Kanye Thinks Kim’s Family is Trashy
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Love This Madonna Rape Story
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Candice Swanepoel in Her Bikini
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10 Craziest Events Caught on Live TV
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Kesha and her Plastic Surgery
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Naya Rivera’s Showing Some Tit
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A Whole Lot of Huge Fucking Tits
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I am In Love with Courtney Stodden
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Russian Road Explodes….
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How To Make a Perfect 90s Alternation Video…
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Are Crickets Sent From Heaven?
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Some Hot Japanese Model
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Lady Gaga’s Panties.
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Cote de Pablo in a See Through
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Cosplay Big Fucking Titties…
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Underwhelming TV Series Finales…
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Women Almost Gets Killed…
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Ariana Grande at the AMAS
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Monica Bellucci in a Magazine
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Kanye Getting Carried By Nudes…
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20 Best Bacon Recipes Ever…
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Kate Upton in Golf Magazine
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CATARINA MIGLIORINI’S VIRGINITY IS BACK ON THE AUCTION BLOCK
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The Worst Dressed of AMAS
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Some Random Ho in a Bikini
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Some Bears Fans Racing…
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10 Craziest Events Caught on TV
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Slow Mo Bouncing Boob GIF
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Scooter Tries Almost Causes an Accident
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Kendall Jenner is in a Tight White Dress…
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Katy Perry is a Racist
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Kelly Brook Big Fucking Tits…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Perfect for the Holidays – Grandma Gets Gang Raped While Grandpa Watches..
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Naked on the Hammock
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Webcam Girl With Huge Tits Goin’ At It…
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My Favorite thing About Strippers is Having Them On my Computer
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Slap Fest Sex
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A Couple of Girls Dancing On Webcam….
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Some Porno Cutie
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Make Girls Squirt..>Then Own Them…
GO

Some Babe Stripping..
GO

Hacked Webcam Caught Nude
GO

Pussy Foot Warmers
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Make Her Cum Without Even Trying
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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THe Most Obnoxious Shirt Ever….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

9 Years Ago…on November 23, 2004…I started this site…not many people were doing it at the time, not many people I’ve come across along the way are still doing it, most have died off or moved on, or sold off to the corporations who bought everyone up after they realized we were innovators and we beat th to the game…

Yet I’m still here…day after day…doing the same fucking thing…like groundhog day…in the same shitty basement apartment with the same shitty wife…

THIS WAS MY FIRST POST …always asking for Noodz…

I just hope I’m not here another 9 years…because this first 9 years, now that they are up, are pretty depressing…but on the flip side…at least I don’t have a job and everyday is the weekend…always..see there’s a bright side to everything…

Who cares about the past, it’s a waste of time, save that never forgetting shit for 9/11, the Holocaust and girls molested…I’m all about progress…

Here are some morning links…

The New Christina Aguilera in a Tight White Dress – Less Fat – Because Cyberbullying Works
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News Anchor Hates Snow Covered Patio Furniture….
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Is This Rumer Willis the Monster With the Weird Face Half Naked and Looking Hot?
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Girls in Lingerie
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Taylor Swift’s 80s Hair Gets Me Hard
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I Am Still Watching These Japanese GIFs
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This Photocopier has a Dirty Mind
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Backflip Fail
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Harry Potter Wants To Die on a Film Set…And We Want That Too…
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Here’s an Emergency Crash Landing…
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Sprinter Tries Rugby and He’s Fast…
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Russian Road Explodes!
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Hot Naked Girl Covered in Mud
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Here are the Most Powerful Celebs
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Weirdest Version of Little Drummer Boy…Ever…Who Are These Freaks…
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE GETTING NAKED AND YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE TO ASK
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s the weekend…get your twerk on…or at least get some girls to get their twerk on for you…i just hope it’s way sexier than this….

Even though the most enjoyment I get in my day is watching the asian cashier struggle while counting money because she’s either bad at being asian..or she’s just not used to our money…I mean that and trying to convince girls to come over for a hot tub party only for them to realize my home is a janitors office and the hot tub is a mop bucket…doesn’t really get them excited by the dead bolt lock helps…

Some much good happens on my JOIN ME ….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Taylor Swift’s Dress is Kinda See Through
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Jennifer Lawrence Wants you to be Nicer
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The Best GIFS out of Japan
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Alien Cat Communicating Weird
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Girls Who ARen’t in Bras
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Today in Brooke Hogan News…He Dumped his Fiance
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Jennifer Lawrence Fucks
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Her Name is Barbie – She’s as Classy As You’d Expect
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Bar Paly is Hotness
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Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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Anastasia Ashley in this HANDY Shirt is the DOPE SHIT
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Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in Tight Jeans
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10 Google Earth COCKS
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Deer who Plays Dead
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Elephant Freaks Out After Seeing Ocean the First Time
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Drunk Guy Vs Patio Furniture…
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Cute Animals Being Assholes
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Andrea Calle in a Bikini
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Angelina Jolie Has Big Nippes for a Girl With No Tits
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Zach Braff Photobombs a Wedding
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Eidita Topless Video
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Angry Dude Stabs his Ex GF
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Top Model Selfies on Instagram
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Hugh Jackman Had Skin Cancer – and By Skin Cancer I Mean He’s Gay
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More Hot Social Media Pics…
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Get Down Party Girls…
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Laura Cremaschi – Red Bikini
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Blackhead Removal Video of the DAy
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Jennifer Lawrence Faked a Meltdown
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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5 Carnival Games for ADults
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How To Date Rita Ora
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Chloe Sims Bikini
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Yoda Was Supposed to be a Trained Monkey
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Girl Sings With Her Mouth Closed – FREAK
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Nina Agdal Topless Elblow Dance
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Baby Sharks Birthed on the BEach
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This Company Launched the First “Adolescent” Lingerie Company
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Sabine JemeljanovanBikini & Ass for Front…
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Textastrophe is Pretty Genius
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Latin Grammy SEE THROUGH
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Walking a Pet Dino in Central Park
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Josh Brolin…Checked Himself into Rehab
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A 2012 Rosie Huntington Photoshoot to Masturbate To
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…CUZ THIS IS WHERE THEY ARE.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Solo Babe Tastes Herself
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I Jerked Off to this Video
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Michelle Marsh in an Awesome Nude Video
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Strippers On Your Computer….
GO

Amateurs Showing Off their Bods
GO

Girl VS 10 Inch Rubber Dick
GO

Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
GO

Some Chick Doing Condoms Shots
GO

Become a Squirt Master!
GO

SEX NEEDS THESE ….
GO

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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
GO

This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So it turns out the site has at least one fan…who also has a vagina…and I totally made her send me the dirtiest pictures imaginable last night…which unfortunately didn’t excite me because she’s what you’d expect my one fan to look like…but more importantly because the internet, pornography, doing this site has desensitized me to bottom of the barrel looking girls…even hot girls are flawed to me…it’s this shit made me asexual…fuck you internet for ruining all the inadequate sex for me…with your porn.

Here are the morning links…

Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits With a New Daddy or Granddaddy
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Melissa Joan Hart Forehead of the Day
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Karlie Kloss VS Lily Aldridge
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Photographer VS Charging Bull
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Lamar Odom got High on Crack and Rapped….
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Highest Paid Actresses of 2013
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I want to Fuck This Tyra Banks Pic
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The Public Transportation Dating Game….
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I like to watch girls do naughty things…..all day long….
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Snake VS Windshield
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Bill Murray Performing Tongue Twisters
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Courtney Stodden Has the Best Tits in the Game
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Kittens Fighting the Air
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These Girls are Slippery When Wet
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Paying for People’s Groceries Prank
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2013

21

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

For some reason I always hate every person who has ever been in front of me in line at Starbucks…they are equally the fucking worst..even when they are hot mom’s and daughters in Yoga pants…but in their defines…I generally hate everyone…and everything…and the bigger issue is why the fuck was I at Starbucks…let’s just say I had a gift card…

I need to drink, follow the hot girls home, and convince them to let me watch them get ready for bed…from the comfort of their fire escape…or something equally romantic that involves naked girls…and while I work on that… FRIEND ME ON FACEBOOK ….

Here are some stepLINKS

Jose Canseco and His Goats
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Mila Kunis Butt Shots
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A Whole Bunch of Redheads…
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The Jenner Sisters Can’t Dance….
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Nicole Andrews in a Hot Dress
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Karate Kick Fail
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Natalie Portman’s Weird Hard Nipple
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Pick-Up Lines of Historical Figures
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Jordan Carver Huge Tits to Jerk Off To
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VIDEO – Mother Throws Baby In Bus Fight.
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Horrifying Hygiene Facts…
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Winona Lives…
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Pixie Geldoff Panties
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Jennifer Lawrence Talking About Shitting Herself
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JoJo in a Tight Dress….
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Alana Blanchard Surfer Butt Shot
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Sad Etsy Boyfriends Makes me Laugh…These Bitches
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LeAnn Rimes is scary…
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Maria Menounos Lookin Hot in a Red Dress
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Paris Hilton 20 Years From Now…
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Winter Ave Zoli Nude for Playboy
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Snake on a Wind Shield.
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Kate Middleton Legs of the Day
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Histagrams makes me Laugh
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Evan Rachel Wood Sex Scene
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Lohan is the Best…Hot Tits
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Sofia Vergara Must Love Anal Sex
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There is an Erotic Batman Hotel Out THere
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Scarlett Johansson Elle Spain…
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Caroline Flack’s See Through Panties
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Wayne Gretzky trick Shots
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Britney Spears Whoring Out on Set of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Goat Eats a Classy Meal
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Some Kardashians Making it Rain
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Sarah Michelle Gellar Looks Beat the Fuck Up
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DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS…SO MANY GIRLS…
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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Bee Dick
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Romantic Webcam Masturbation…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Pussy Blows Like a Firehose
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Brandy Talore Big Fucking Tits…
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Weird as Fuck Porn….
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Become a Squirt Master!
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THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

21

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about drinking is…drinking…that and how slutty girls get…because booze makes the heart grow founder….The only sadness is that Wednesday night drunk bitches come with way too many cocaine farts…and cocaine farts fucking stink…

Here are some morning stepLINKS while I wake the fuck up…

Girls with Arched Backs
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I Love Courtney Stodden and her Tits….
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What Dead Rock Stars Would Look Like Today…
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10 Ways Art History Took Over the Internet
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3 Forgotten Graveyards…that Came Back
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Explosive Porta Potty Prank
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Ultimate Guard Fails
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Celebrity Twitter Feuds…
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13 Things from Harry Potter Used for Sex
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If Seth Cohen Proposed To Blair Waldorf….
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Jaclyn Swedberg Looking Hot in Underwear…
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Celtics Fans Dance
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Kendall Jenner is Banging a Harry Styles….
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Secret Girl Language
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GIRLS…Just…Wanna…Have…Fun…And…I…Just…Wanna…Watch
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2013

20

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again…why is there no homeless people porn. They have thrown in the towel, given up, they don;’t give a fuck and they will work for canned goods…other than the smell…and how disgusting it would be to watch…coupled with the fact no one would ever buy it…I just don’t get why it isn’t a bigger thing.

That said…Law and Order Has Gone to Very Amazing Places….

Here are some stepLINKS>…

Sean Penn Doesn’t Like his Fans
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Britney Kisses – That Slut
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Hot Booty..Hot Booty
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Ali Landry Hot Milf-Ing It
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7 People on skateboards Falling Forever
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Hot White Girl Twerk…
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This Cheating Prank Fail is Pretty Funny…
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Hilary Duff is a Tank
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Rabbit Trap VS Face
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Melissa Joan Hart Old Thickness in a Tight Dress Lookin’ Like Caroline Rhea…
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The Ways Jennifer Lawrence is Better than You…
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Erika Knight is in Lingerie…
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Real Life Prank
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Ram Screams like a Human….
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Leighton Meester is Engaged to Adam Brody
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Taylor Swift’s Found New Cock – She Loves the Cock…
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2 Girls Teaching Sex….(NSFW)
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Shitty Advice from McDonalds to Help their Broke Employees
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Dude High on Molly Ripped His GF’s Stomach Out of Her Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Blowing a Kiss Selfie
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Miley is Friends with Lily Allen….
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Kim Kardashian Spends $80,000 on Post Baby Plastic Surgery – Shocking…
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Miranda Kerr in a Tight Dress….
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Lizzy Cundy Upskirt..
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Abbey Clancy’s Awesome Side Boob
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An Amish Tow Truck
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Lindsay Lohan is Scared of Midgets
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Some Hot as Fuck Instagram Fame Whore
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Some Amanda Cerny Bitch in a Bikini
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Amy Markham – Red Bikini – Nice…
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Florida Woman Renews Vows to Bruce the Ferris Wheel…
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Lithuanian Cheerleaders…are Amazing
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Dude Gets Sucked into a Machine Thanks to Wearing Long Sleeves
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Alysha Nett – Front Magazine…
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Eye Level F1 Drive
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Elizabeth Banks Big Cleavage Tight Dress
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Katy Perry Has a Music Video…and it Sucks…
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Miley Has No Eyebrows
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Ireland Baldwin in a Tight Dress
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Squishy Boobs are Awesome
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50 Weirdest Things in All the States
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Strippers On Your Computer….
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A Couple of Girls on a Shitty Cam Show Together
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Worst Group Sex Video Ever
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Romantich Webcam Masturbation
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Pussy Blows Like a Firehose
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Brandy Talore Big Fucking Tits…
GO

DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS…SO MANY GIRLS…
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Weird as Fuck Porn….
GO

Become a Squirt Master!
GO

THIS WILL REVOLUTIONIZE….YOUR SEX LIFE….
GO

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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
GO

This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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