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Archive for the stepLINKS Category

2013

25

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I just saw a woman in her Boston Marathon 2013 running gear and I had to ask her if she wears it for attention, you know to have assholes like me ask her if she’s okay or if she’s just advertising that she was there all for attention….you know some girls flash their tits, others flash memorabilia from bombing attacks they survived. All boil down to daddy issues….

Here are some links….

Selena Gomez in Slutty Boots
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The Hottest Pic of Dina Eastwood You Will Ever See
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Carly Rae Jepsen is Not Hot
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Some Asian Guy Saying English Tongue Twisters
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Marilyn Monroe is Not Hot in her 1941 Class Photo
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Mail Order Brides Posing Proper
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This Tiffany Taylor Chick is a Bit of a Babe
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Horrible Arnold Schwarznegger Driving Video by Mad TV Will Sasso Trying to Hold the Fuck On
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Kendall Jenner’s Got Legs
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Her Name is Taylor, She’s in her Underwear, You Will Like Her
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Some Prankster Asks Football Fans About Fake Players – Funny
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Miley Cyrus Hard Nipple Pic
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Joselyn Chew
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Russian Dude Doesn’t Flinch When Hit by a Car
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Gwyneth Paltrow Doesn’t Wear Panties
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Xenia Deli is Awesome
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Tilda Swinton Dancing Cuz She’s a Fucking Monster
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Elsa Hosk vs Daniela Braga for Nordstrom Lingerie
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Ali Larder is Boring in Spandex
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Founding Member of Ace of Base was a Nazi – I Could Have Told You That Based on that Barbie GIrl Song
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Alexa Vega Square Ass in a Thong Bikini
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Throwback Megan Fox in Lingerie for Sharper Image
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Peaches Geldoff Topless Pic to Celebrate her Being in a Sex Cult with Jay Z
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Brittany Daniel and Keenan Ivory Wayans being Interracial at the Pool in a Bikini
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Some Asian Kid Singing Some Shitty Song Sounding Pitchy and Puberty Will Make Him Irrelevant – But for Now It’s Impressive – If He Could Speak English.
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This Chick Brings the Big Tits of the Day
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71 pics of some Amazing Tattooed Goth Chick
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Ryan Lochte Turned Down DWTS and the Bachelor
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A Dad Draws Pretty Funny Art on his Kid’s Lunches
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Wheelchair Race Fail
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JUlianne Hough in SHorts
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Britney Spears in a Push Up Bra
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Super Villain Speed Dating
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Lil Dicky is One of the Worst Songs of All Time
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Plastic Surgery Woman vs Plastic Surgery Women – At Least I Think She’s a WOman
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Fox News Wants You to Fuck that Chicken
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Patricia Arquette Thinks She’s Mexican
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Get this Hat
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Chubby Latina Does a Porn Audtion
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Some webcam pussy play
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Hot Webcam Sex
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I like This Girl’s Three Finger Cam Show
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This Nerd Getting Fucked in Front of her friends is Some Awkward Shit
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

25

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Drinking is bad. It makes magic happen, unfortunately not the kind of magic that you’d want to have happen if you weren’t drinking.

Here are some morning links…

Gwyneth Paltrow in a See Through Dress of Iron Man 3
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The Waynes World Reunion will Scare You
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Hot Girls – In Bed
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Mascot Fail Compilation
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Amazing Half Naked Chick in a Fat Burn Workout
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Up Close at Nascar
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Red Panda Does a Pull Up
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25 Most Unexpected Cameos in Movies
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LOLZ Picture of the Day
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Beyonce’s Obnoxious Concert Program
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Cutting a Watermelon in 20 Seconds
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Skinny Girl Vs Sex Machine for the Perverts
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Big Dominatrix VS Little Dude for the Perverts
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Here’s an email from someone we hit up to advertise LOLZ

Considering the fact that we are a publisher that primarily publishes in the areas of addiction, recovery, and women’s issues, I think that our readers would find your website highly offensive. I’m sure our author, who is an advocate for children that have been sexually abused wouldn’t be happy to hear that we’re advertising on a website called Drunken Stepfather.

Maybe you should do your homework next time you approach a business for a partnership opportunity.

Thanks for wasting my time, and making me look at a website that I could probably get in trouble for viewing at work.

That bitch turns me on. I like the fire in her lesbian voice. It makes me want to fuck.

Here’s another LOLZ of a Chinese Chick Taking a Shit in a Glass Elevator, which reminds me of the story of my life….

Here some LOLZ in stepLINKS form….

So many LOLZ….

Scarlett Johansson’s Tits Look Perky in that Tank Top on Set of Captain America
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Lohan Has a New Sugar Daddy
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Girls Showing Off their Booties…
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Charles Barkley’s Golf Swing is Hilarious
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All the Pics of Beyonce from her Tour Book – Horrible
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Britney Spears has Serious Booty
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This Cop has Skateboarding Skills
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This Romance Author is Onto Something By Looking For Interns to Live Out the Book
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Xenia Deli’s Flashing Her Panties
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Double Ellen is My Worst Nightmare
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Jordan Carver Has Stupidly Huge Tits
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50 Hot Pics of This Import Model
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Girls With Hot Asses
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Miley in Short Shorts and Heels Turns Me On
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Noodle Snorting!
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Khloe Kardashian Got Fired But Had No Business Ever Being On TV in the First Place – Unless it was Some Unsolved Mysteries Shit.
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Braless Miley Cyrus And Some Short Fucking Shorts
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Blowjob or Just Tired on the Bus
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Some Busty Thick Bitch on Cam
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Reese Witherspoon in Handcuffs Video
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Erica Mena has Great Tits
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Girl Flashing Her Boobs in McDonalds
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Naked Girl in Honey – in a Money Booth Makes for a Good Time
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The Hottest Gwyneth Paltrow Pic You’ll Ever See
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In Case You Missed it – Here’s Laura Haddock Naked in a Movie
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This Nude Model Has Some Wild and Crazy Tits
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Ass Fuck Time. Who’d You Rather?
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Shakira’s Post Pregnancy See Through is Fucking Gross
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Dog Learns Physics the Hard Way
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Caroline Flack’s See Through Shirt Showing Off Her Nipples – Good Times
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Big Boob Close Up Pics
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Some Chick Spreading her Pussy
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Some Girl Making Her Big Ass Clap
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Some Chick in White Leggins Bending Over Showing Off her Yellow Thong
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16 Pics of Kate Upton
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Rally Fans are Crazy
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Mentos Diet Coke The Vagina Version
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This Lena Dunham Chick Scares the Fuck Out of Me
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Zoo Magazine’s Hot 101
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2 Fit Girls in Bikinis
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Amazing Spiderman 2 Crotch Shot
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A Whole Bunch of Mail Order Brides Posing Awkwardly
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There is a Giant Penis On Mars
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American Idol Tried to Replace Mariah Carey
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The Real Life Tom and Jerry
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Horny Couple Film a Sex Tape
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Young Girl Fucked in Some Erotic Nudes
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The Giggliest Girl in Porn
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Horny Blonde Uses Big Toy
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A Sloppy Fucking Blowjob
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Awesome Sex at the Waterpark….
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A Couple Crazy Girls Public Flashing on the Subway
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

24

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I didn’t have random internet sex with random internet women last night – I forgot that was my objective and ended up passing out drunk at my creepy pervert neighbor’s house watching some horrible movie because he may smell, he may be annoying, but he provides free booze….

The good news is, there’s always tonight. That’s the lovely thing about procrastinating, there’s always later…

Here are some morning links – right about now…

Bar Refaeli in her Bra Being Held by a Topless Michael Phelps Is Weird.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Named People’s Most Beautiful Because She has Good PR Person who Makes Shit Happen and Not Because She’s Beautiful
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25 Signs Your Favorite Show is Going to be Cancelled
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Charles Barkley has Worst Golf Swing Ever
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Trampstamps for Everyone
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53 Things You Can’t Explain
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Homemade Waterslide Fail
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Rosario Dawson in GQ in case you Missed It
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The Bling Trailer is Pretty Major Thanks Emma Watson
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Best Knockout Ever
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Joanna Krupa in FHM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight is a good night to fuck strange girls from the internet who I’ve never met because they are free…so even if less professional than crackhead street whores they are more affordable even at the discount rate and often times far more insane.

I mean, considering they are fucking a random dude from the internet, they’re pretty classy….and desperate….but when it comes down to it, we’re all fucking sluts and you never really know what you’re going to get, so fingers crossed I get a good one…

We all need a little adventure, conflict, insanity and fuck in our lives, so why not take what’s easy and available, especially since I have no standards…

Get ready for it on TWITTER …..-

Here are some stepLINKS….

Katy Perry Is Breast Feeding Smurfette
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Kanye Face with Kim vs Kanye Face with Jay-Z Should be a Meme
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A Lot of Hot Asians
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Rosario Dawsom Hot in GQ
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All of Tan Mom Topless Pics from her Topless Photoshoot That is Offensive as Shit
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Rita Rusic Bikini Pics
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Caitlin in a Skimpy Thong and Topless
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Erika Christensen in a Shitty See Through
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Orangutan Shirt Theif
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Slo Motion Backflip on a Motorbike
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Some Glamour Model Newcomers Named Josie McKeever and Siobhan Murray Showing Their Titties
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This Children’s Ride has a Pussy – Hilarious
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The 10 Most Anticipated Tours of 2013
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High Speed Hammock Spins
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Oh Shit – It’s Kate Hudson in a Tight White Dress – That Reminds Me of Her Virginity She Lost at 10 Before Becoming the Cum Dumpster of Hollywood
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Bar Paly Working the Red Carpet Proper
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Reese Witherspoon Cancels an Appearance After Arrest
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Alicia Keys in a Bikini is Seriously Fucking Unfortunate
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Reese Witherspoon was Just Being Protective People – She’s not a Criminal – She’s a Good Drunk Mom and Christian – Right?
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Laura Haddock Legs for Esquire
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Laura Haddock Ass in a Move Called The Inbetweeners
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The 20 Hottest Olivia Munn (Vol 2)
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Topless Car Wash Amazingness
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A Stripper Shows Off her One Night Haul To the Internet – She’s Good
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Post Wisdom Tooth Removal Hilarity
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Slutty Celebrity Twitter Pics
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Kyra Santoro is a Babe
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Raccoon VS Garden Hose
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Katy Perry and Smurfette Dyke Out
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Words of Wisdom By a Whore Who Grew to be a Madame who Exploits Her Own Kids
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Do You Know Who Tara Reid Is?!
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Kristen Stewart is Not Giving me Boners in Elle France
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The 51 Best Pictures of Kim Jong-Un Looking at Things
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Topless DJ Washign her Promo Car for Attention Video
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Too Drunk To Care but not Too Drunk to Puke at the Ball Game
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Megan Fox Spandex Camel Toe Reminds Me Where Babies Come From
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How Humans Eat
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Emily O’Hara Topless and Busty for Zoo
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Kanye Has Been Spending 100k on Private Jets To Avoid Kim Kardashian as Much As He Can By Re-Locating to Paris while Still Attending her Doctor’s Appointments Cuz He’s a Good Guy Who Sold His Sperm to a Reality Show Pig….
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Cameras are Banned at the Beyonce Concerts Because Beyonce Wants to Control The Lie GO

Here’s an Awesome Documentary on Pornstar Lolo Ferrari Who At One Point Had the Biggest Boobs in the World
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Bumbling Bottleshop Robbery
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Girls Showing Off Their Hot Backs….
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Reporter Rejects Girls Trying to Kiss Him
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Big Butts Don’t Rule
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This is the Hottest Pic I’ve Seen All Day
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Tilda Swinton is a Freak
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A Man Reunited with a Gorilla – Awesome
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Evian Bottle Insertion is Probably Not Their Official Ad Campaign
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Accidental Anal is Always Hysterical
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Girl With Nice Tits Likes Seriously Weird Foreplay – Called Ball Busting….
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Lady and the Fucking Machine
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Students Get Caught Fucking But Keep Going
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Lesbian Holes Get Licked
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Interesting Looking Pussy Squirting
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Masturbating with a Dildo in the Rain
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

23

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Not all stepGIRLS are created equally, like this picture of paparazzi created bikini clad, Italian model Claudia Romani, who you may remember from such posts as – Claudia Romani in a bikini, multiple times the last few months, even though prior to those bikinis, no one knew who she was, and even after those posts no one knows who she is, which is probably why she submitted a stepGIRL pic, without realizing, you need to write stepGIRL in the pic, not photoshop it in, but she gets a C for effort, which is better than I’ve ever got…..

My windows got shot up last night by a BB gun, I guess I’m doing something right, you know cuz it wasn’t a shotgun blast.

Not that you care…

Here are some morning links – GOOOD MORNING SUNSHINE….

Britney in Shorts!
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The Beautiful Angelyne Falls Hard and Blames Papaprazzi
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Some Girls Showing Off Some Gap
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Hey Julianne Moore – Does the Carpet Match the Drapes (It Does)
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The Good Biker
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A Few Expectations VS Reality to Start the Day
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Model Toni Garrn Topess for Madame Figaro
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The Butt Scoot Workout Program is Perfectly Insane
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Extreme Hammocking
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Some People Laughing Without Smiling
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Pink Cancels COncert due to AIDS
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Jimmy Kimmel Takes on Coachella with Lie Witness
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Christina Hendricks Dressed Like an Orphan
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Dog Crying On Owners Grave – Weird.
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Futurama Canceled Again – I Didn’t Even Know it Was Still On – I Love Peggy Bundy’s Tits
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Call Saves a Suicidal Man in Colombia – Nuts
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Nude Scuba Diving and I Love It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Here’s Thor The Dark World Tralier for you Virgin Losers Who Get Excited About Garbage Blockbuster Hollywood Shit Cuz It’s About Comic Books.

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes, you just gotta go for what you want, no matter how disgusting it is, no matter who’s looking, judging, pointing and laughing, and gagging or throwing up from the smell.

That’s why I am going to go out right now and drink my fucking face off, you can reach out to me on If you want to send NOODZ

Here are some stepLINKS…

Courtney Love at Coachella in a Sheer Dress is Good
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Gwyneth Paltrow Grabbed Some Dude’s Balls on TV
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Julianne Moore Modeling her Insane Red Hair
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Bikini Snowboarding in Siberia
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Homeless Guy Sings for Radiohead
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Bethenny Frankel in her Bikini
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Cute Girls Showing Off Their Bras
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Her Name is Hilary Fisher and She’s a Babe in Orange Panties….
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You Know the Beer Pong Marathon is Over When This Happens
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Scarjo as Black Widow on Captain America Set
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Here’s 6 Pages of Two Weeks of Coachella
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Sure, I’d Fuck Her In The Mouth
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27 Hottest Pics of Amber Heard
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Animals Behaving Like Humans
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Vanessa Broze Hot and Naked in Some Movie
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Some Crazy Bitch Keeps Licking the Floor
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Hilary Duff May Have Cleavage But She’s Built Like a School Bus and I Don’t Find School Buses Hot – Despite Popular Belief.
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Some Chick Kiss “Thrift Shop”
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Nina Dobrev Panty Flash
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Holly Hagan’s Got Some Really Big Fucking Tits
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Creeper Pic of Flea Playing Basketball
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Naked Kelly Brook Round-Up
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Amanda Bynes is the Future
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The Rebecca Hall Nipple Slip
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Some Slut Getting Ready for Spring Break
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Jennifer Lawrence Awkward in a Tight Dress
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Shaving Her Legs Before Coachella – In Her Car – Weird
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Ridiculously Talented Girl With Her Jump Rope
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Who’s Ass Would You Rather Fuck?
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Dakota Fanning in Duck Face
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Bar Paly Looks Amazing in Maxim
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Bieber and Gomez Holding Hands
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The Blacksmith Championships
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Brittany Daniel in a Bikini
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Gracie Carvalho for Victoria’s Secret Catalog Bullshit
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Kendra Wilkinson Almost Died and No One Cared
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Peeping Tom Video of the Day
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Big Titty Girl of the Day
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Samantha Barks See Thru to Bra
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Teen Mom Brought Her Baby to Sex tape Negotiations
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RIP Motherfucker – The Divinyls’ Chrissy Amphlett Edition – Fuck Cancer and MS for taking a girl who wrote a song about touching herself.
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Girl Celebs on Talk Shows This Week
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2 Real Babes Posing in this Lesbian Photoshoot – Naked
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I like Jessi Impirazi’s Tits
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Monster Chick Squats 300 Lbs
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Kate Beckinsale’s Legs!
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I guess there’s a weight limit on these tanning beds…Makes Sense to Me…Fatty.
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Big Butts Rule the Big Butt Fail Edit
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We Like Rihanna in a Thong
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70 Pics of Girls With Huge Tits
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The First Pic of Halle Berry As Storm
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Jordin Sparks in Running – and Not to the Desert Cart
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Cat in a Bath
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Drunk Girls Eating Pussies on a Train
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Epic White Trash Fuck
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Awesome Webcam Blowjob
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Two Girls With Awesome Booty Getting Some Fucked
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Really Cute and Normal Outdoor Insertion
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Roomate Gets Filmed Fucking
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Huge Tit Fuck
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Old Dude Fucks!
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Hot Lesbians with a Glass Toy
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!!
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

22

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The sober guy in the bar is always way creepier than the drunk guy in the bar rubbing up and grabbing at all the girls, because the drunk guy has an excuse for his behavior, while the sober guy is like some fucking narc weirdo who wants to be in control around drunk girls, in what seems like some American psycho, good thing, that isn’t my problem, because the last time I was sober was probably in the 80s.

Here are some morning links…

I Hate Reese Witherspoon and the Lie that She Is, So I’m Glad She Got Arrested, Wish She Got Prison Raped, And Laugh that she Pulled a “Do You Know Who I Am?” superiority complex hustle. What a cunt. A Really Fat Stretched Out Cunt
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Here are some girls with Future Back Problems – Cuz They Got Big Tits
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The Best First and Last Day on the Evening News
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Jordin Sparks in Running Magazine, even though the only running it looks like she does is to the Bathroom After a Run to the All you can Eat Buffet
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Birthday Shot Gone Wrong
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The Dumbest Things Ryan Lochte Said on His New Show
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A Tribute to Page 3 Glamour Models
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Home Run Lands in the Popcord
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Celebs Now and Then
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Russian Man Vs Street Car
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Prank the Telemarketer
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Chinese Newscaster Didn’t Let her Wedding Get in the Way of Reporting on the Earthquake
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Glee Has Been Renewed, Now we can all Kill Ourselves, Hell has ARRIVED
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Riders are Awesome
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Some Peeping Tom Video of a Couple with No Blinds Banging – Amazing – Except for the Masturbating Guy Filming It – Weird
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was drinking in a typical fine establishment, when people started complaining about a gas leak. I didn’t take it too seriously, because early that night, I dropped a bottle of beer at the convenience store and everyone in the place stopped, dropped and rolled….you know, we are on high alert. I also thought it was a good opportunity to steal people’s have drank drinks when they either pass out from the fumes, or run out in a ball of fire, knowing that as a cockroach I will survive…

The problem with being the last man standing in a bar full of natural gas happened to be the manager asking me to hold a door open while he went all “hurt locker” on the leak, and as I’m standing there drinking the free drink he offered me for my life, I thought, shit, I may have a drinking problem. If I’m willing to face gas leaks for 3 am cocktails, I’m pretty fucking serious about this shit.

The good news is I survived, so I won’t have to quit drinking anytime soon. The other good news is that for the right price, I’m a fucking hero, and I’d do it again, for the right price. Like this guy…

Here are the stepLINKS

Hilary Duff Mom Tits
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Her Name Holotka and She’s An Amazing Sex Goddess – Watch Her Amazingness
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Brushy the One String Guitarist is Awesome
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This Ryan Lochte News Blooper is Hilarious
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Some Babes in the Women in Music Issue of Elle
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Hot Girls Posing in Front of Mirrors
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How About a Little Ivanka Trump Big Pregnant Titties
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Is this what you Fantasize When in Traffic
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25 Things You Didn’t Know About Lebron James
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This Japanese Bitch Posing Sexy Is Worth Trying to Masturbate To
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Here are a whole bunch of Ex Girlfriend Rrevege Nudes! Exposed you heartbreaking Sluts.
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Rebecca Hall Sideboob at the Iron Man 3 Premiere is Pretty Major Side Boob
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A Whole Lot of Celeb Nude Scenes in Upcoming Movies
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The TOP NBA Finals Press Conference Outbursts Ever
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Trampoline Just Can’t Handle the Pressure – I Love the Slow Mo Sounds…
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Mob Wife Pia Rizza Guetter Face in a Bikini
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Katherine Webb Quit Splash Because it is Humilaiting Stupidity – But Here are Her Best Pics from Training….I’m Talking Bent the Fuck Over
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Alexa Demie – Who? Who Cares! Hot Pics…
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Kellie Pickler Booty at Rehearsal Compilation of the Day
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Julianne Hough is Single Horny
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Gwyneth Paltrow Is an Angel Sent from Heaven….in a Satin Outfit….
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Baseball Player Slides Through Catcher’s Legs
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Karolina Kurkova’s Long Amazing Legs
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Hidden Camera Orchestra Prank
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45 of your Childhood Crushes – Then and Now – The Horror….The Absolute Horror
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I Would Love To Stick That Finger Up Her Ass
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Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader Coleen Meghan Dry Humped and Skull Fucked and “skull fucked”
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Throwback Jennifer Lopez V Magazine Pubes
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Big Fat Titties with Cat Ears On
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Kesha Attempts a Sheer Dress
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Naked News Hot Sauce Challenge
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Some Girl Pisses in the Fish Tank
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More Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
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Kim Kardashian Looks Like a Horrible Cartoon Character that Should be Taken Out Back and Shot
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Some Glamour Model Implants
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5 Sex Myths You’d Have to be Stupid to Believe
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Check Out this Hot Ass
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Kim Kardashian Perving On her Sister
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What A Fucking Loser
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Some Big Fucking Jugs
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Miley Cyrus Leaked Masturbation Video – I Mean….really? Hysterical.
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POV Moped Crash
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Justin Beiber Dressed Like the Girl Spring Breaker He Wishes He Was…Weird….
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It’s Time To Some LSD
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Friday’s NSFW WTF Pics
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Girls Without Bras
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This Chicken Thinks It is a Goat
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Why Do We Cry?
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Lindsey Strutt is a Fucking Slut with Fucking Big Tits that I Would Like to Fucking Fuck
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Motorcycle Fail
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Jay Z is Staring a Sports Agency to Rep Top Athletes Like they Were Rihanna
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Innocent Arab Chick Losing her Virginity – Cuz All Arabs are Innocent
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16 Minute Train Blowjob
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Amazing Self Shooter Latina in the Shower
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Cum in Eyes Bukkake Party
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Fatty with Bad Acting Gets Cum in Her
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Ghetto Mexican Sex for the Motherland
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Pulic Sex in a Park
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Roommate Secretly Filmed Fucking!
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Body Building Pussy Scares Me
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Close Up of a Hot Pussy Masturbation – Close Up
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
GO GO GO

Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I’m just glad no one has snap chatted me their shit yet. Worst I’ve got so far was a girls shit stained panties but I keep telling myself it was just period. Because for some reason, period is a better stain for panties to have, not because I am a vampire, but because it doesn’t smell like shit.

But these links might…if you click them the wrong way….

I think they found the Boston Marathon Suspects
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Memories of Kelly LeBrock in Weird Science….I Can’t Believe They are Remaking this Movie Too….I mean fuck Hollywood, get some New Material
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Friday’s PhotoBombs
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25 Best Young Adult Movie Adaptations for the Creeps
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Beyonce in a Bikini for H&M to Ruin your Day
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Falling is Contagious
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This Bald Babe Posing Is Glorious
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Trampoline Fat Chick Fail – Always Funny
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Hayden Panettiere Seducing You With Chick Fingers
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Intense Hail Storm
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Today in Spread Open Legs While Modeling Nude News
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9 WTF Pics
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Jake Brown Lands First Ollie 720 on a Skateboard Ever
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Magical Vagina Makes Everything Disappear
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2013

18

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Tonight, not unlike any other night, we get drunk. Where it stars and where it ends is a mystery, but I’m hoping it involves naked girls, down on their luck, in need of saving.

I know, same story as every night, but that’s what life is people, one perpetual, horrible, cycle that eventually ends….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Kim Kardashian Talking About her Body Hair is Digusting….
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Justin Theroux Hides from Jennifer Aniston in his own House
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Portia de Rossi Dressed Like a Lesbian Cuz It Pays the Bills
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Cat Scores a Soap Opera – Hilarious
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Amy Childs’ Ass Eats LEggings
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Best Butt Workout Ever
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15 Potential Illuminati Headquarters Around the World
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Wendy Fiore is Seriously Fucking Busty
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Helen Flanangan’s Black Panty Flash
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15 Big Jugs
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Cop Used Gun to Speed Up Drive-Thru
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Lingerie For Men is a Thing that Exists That Should Not
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Vanessa Hudgens is Rude
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Little Kid Shits on the Waterslide – Will Be Glad Parents Put this on Internet….When She Hits Puberty….
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Mary-Louise Parker – I Didn’t Know There was One…
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Lindsay Lohan Shopping Turns Me On
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New Lone Ranger Trailer – Featuring Johnny Depp
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According to Time – Lady Gaga is More Influential Than Obama
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The Final Season of Breaking Bad Gets it’s Premiere Date
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Weirdo from American Pie has a Stalker – Proving that Anyone on TV can Get Stalkers
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Here are a Couple NSFW Trailers for Ryan Goslin’s New Movie. “Only God Forgives”
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Kate Hudson and Elizabeth Hurley Together
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Kid’s First Warhead Candy
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Helen Flanagan Showing Off Her Tits Proper
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Sylvie Van Der Vaart Modeling Lingerie
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10,000 Iphone Dominos
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13 Sexiest Psycho Girlfriends in Internet History
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Priya Rai Hs Huge Fucking Tits in Her Bikini
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I Like These Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipple Pics
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Rebecca Romijn Stamos Bending Over
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Some Awesome Condom Snorting Videos from Youtube
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Ukrainian Night Club Girls Look Good to Me
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Resetting a Broken Ankle – Horrible
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Verbally Abusive Cam Girl
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Some Bitch Named Floppy in Lingerie at the Beach
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Crackhead Homo Gets a Surprise….Heart Warming….
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I Like this Petite Amateur Babe Named Lennox Modelng Nude
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Emma Stone Flirting on Spiderman Set
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Nick Lachey Says Kim Kardashian Was Always a Fame Whore….and that She Plays it right.
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Rihanna Didn’t Get an Abortion
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Tracy Morgan Hosts the Billboard Awards
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In Case you Missed Towel Thursday
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RIPD Trailer with Ryan Reynolds and Jeff Bridges
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Cat Vs Vacuum is the Best Video Ever and I Hate Cats
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A Tribute to Good Hip to Waist Ratio
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Britney Spears Releasing New Music for Smurfs Movie
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Dude Gets Excited About Feeding Birds – Amazing
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Here’s a Tied Up Squirter
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A Good Way to Get Pussy Cancer
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Hijab Office Sex
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Learning to Give Head
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Big Titties Masturbating on Cam
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Amateur Babe Gets it From All Angles
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Giant Dildo Insertion
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Body Building Pussy Scares Me
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Close Up of a Hot Pussy Masturbation – Close Up
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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2013

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Resident pole dancer and stepGIRL AMS902

Since the world is not a safe place, I have decided to build a bomb shelter in the park, unfortunately, the police are not into drunk dudes digging holes in parks at 5 am, because they made me stop before I even started…I guess they don’t get the magnitude of how fucked up the world is right now, and that every man for themselves…..Tonight, I’ll work on another plan while drunk, cuz that’s where all the good ideas come from, but in the meantime, I’m going to post about celebrity titties….and to start, here are some morning links…

New Wolverine Images
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Kelly Brook’s Got Big Tits….
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Vaseline High Five
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One Man – Three Bottles of Lemon Juice
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Orca Whale Knocks Over Trainer
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Hot Girls Posing in Towels
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Kate Upton is Doing Movies Now
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Guy Gets Excited Feeding Birds
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Spanish Hookers Wear Relective Vests Now
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Check Out These Eyebrows
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Amanda Seyfried Disses Lohan
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Hot Girls Flashing in Towels
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Crazy Street Performer
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Cat Vs Vaccuum – Funny
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2013

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL Summer Unbuttons her FRANK AND OAK to kick back for the night after a rough day

Last night, while drunk, I figured out one of the key plot points in the early seasons of Threes Company, and that is that Roper had a boner for Tripper, but was on the down low. Obessssed with Jack’s Sexuality, never fucked his wife. It only took me 35 years to figure it out….I may be slow but I’m no retard.

You know what….There’s something horrible about busting small loads, especially if you’re like me and have to say things like “You’re gonna take this load on your face like a dirty little whore”…only to have a pathetic dribble come out if that…I’m talking dry fucking heaving.

Luckily, I pay for sex, so I don’t need to impress anyone, just as long as I come up with my 20-35 dollars depending on the time of night and length of time since her last fix.

I’m going to repeat it all again tonight.

Tori Spelling in a Two Piece for US Weekly
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The Michael Bay Victoria’s Secret Commercial I Posted Yesterday
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Taekwondo Spiderman
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Katie Cassidy Slutting Out for Bello Magazine
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Sarah Hyland Busting Out of Her Dress
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Some Spanish Star’s Nipple Slip
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20 Hot Import Model GIFS
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Bikini Model Sexy Abs Workout
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51 Hot Ass Pics for Hump Day
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This Guy’s Asshole Almost Killed Him
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Zoo Magazine Compiled the Best of Kelly Brook – Naked and in Bikini
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4Chan’s Analysis of Who Bombed Boston Based on Internet Detectives – Interesting
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Ass and Titties. Ass and Titties
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If People Crossed the Street Like ANimals
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Her Name is Jenna and She’s Got Huge Tits
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Carey Mulligan Dressed up in 1920s Gear for Vogue
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Pervert Films Pussy at the Beach
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Candice Swanepeol’s Awesome Pokies While Walking the Dog
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Some Selfies of a Chick with Huge Tits
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Petra Benova in a Bikini in Miami
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Anissa Holmes
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More on Teen Mom Farrah
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Hey Lina Posada in Lingerie – I’d Fuck You
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Josh Duhamel Wanted to Impregnate Fergie on the First Date
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Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Some Babes in Sexy See Through Bathing Suits
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Stunt Cat of the Day
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A Tribute to Miranda Kerr Dressed Up in Lingerie
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Fake Demi Lovato Nude
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Heidi Klum in Fitness Clothes
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The Vaseline High Five Prank
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MMA Taunt Fails
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A Whole Lot of Brooklyn Decker GIFs
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Amanday Bynes Walks Around in Duckface and I Love It
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Jessie Rogers Has a Great Ass
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Violinists Playing Taylor Swift Covers are Better than Taylor Swift
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Jennifer Aniston is Into Cupping…
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Do You Like Page 3 Girls? Here’s 33 Pages of them
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Politicians Making Awkward Rap References
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8 Metaphors That Happened
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A Random Sexy Girl Gallery
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A Whole Lot of Wet and See Through Pics
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Lauren Stoner Hot Ass in a Bikini Bent the Fuck Over
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados
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Wing Suit Cave Flight
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POV Backflip
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Amelle Berrabah Booty Shot
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The Seth MacFarlane Family Guy Terrorist Bombing Boston Publicity Stunt He’s Denying any Involvement in
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James Woods and his Greasy 24 Year Old Girlfriend
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I don’t Know Who This Sandy Toz is But Her Pics are Jokes
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Anna Kendrick’s New Song and Video
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Amanda Seyfried Disses Lohan in ALlure
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Fast and the Furious Get a Release Date
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This Cat Screaming No is Hilarious
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Teen Ride Dildo in the Kitchen
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Wife Deepthroating While Fisting Husbands Ass – Fun
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Make A Wish Foundation is Getting Really Cool
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Porn GIFS
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Teen in Stockins Cums on Cam
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Viscous Vampire Vagina
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Some Amateur babe Getting Manhandled
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In Celebration of Springtime – Here are Some Blossoming Anuses
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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2013

17

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just ran into two ghetto kids, probably around 18, in their pajamas, in the park, drinking from bottles of cheap rum, you know instead of going to school, so I did what every adult would do in the situation, and that’s join them and talk smack about girls for an hour.

I was going to take pics, but they didn’t want me to.

This was probably one of my high points.

Here are some morning links…

Amanda Bynes and Her Friend at the ATM but not doing ATM
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The NEw Man of Steel Trailer
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Elizabeth Banks in Marie Claire
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30 Person Backflip
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30 Cheese Dick Dudes you’d Call Doucebags
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31 Famous People Who Married Their Cousins
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Russian MMA is Violent
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25 Dumbest Predictions Movies Made About the Future
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Arianny Celeste Elevator Strip
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Women Driving Fails
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Cheerleading Fail Compilation
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It is Morning and You Need Free Cam Girls on Cam
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2013

16

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

The whole world has gone to shit. I blame the internet.

I need to get drunk….Here are some stepLINKS….

Teen Mom Says James Deen has a Small Dick
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Beyonce’s Bedazzled Nipples are Fucking Weird
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Adele is Fat
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Here’s a Skyfall Cover
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A Whole Lot of Ripped as Fuck Girls
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Bella Thorne Does Coachella
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The 25 Most Sexual Sitcom Couples of All Time
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Fucked Up Mom Masturbates While Breast Feeding
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Made in Chelsea Upskirt!
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My New Best Friend Claudia Romani Wearing Clothes
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Elmo Makes a Sculpture for Jon Hamm
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Hot Busty Japanese Girl
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A Dude With Some Crazy Soccer Ball Skills
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Pedestrian Opens Fire on a Car in Russia
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Some Pornstar’s New Song Called “Make this Pussy Nut”
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Star Trek Interviews at CinemaCon
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Victoria Justice with her New Black Boyfriend
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23 Hottest Pics of Emma Watson
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The Hottest Pics of Miss Russia
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Amanda Seyfried Talking About her Boobs
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Amanda Seyfried Talks About Deep Throating
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Charlize Theron Likes Basketball
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It’s a Woman Driver! Gallery
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Horribly Violent and Gruesome Pics of the Terror at the Boston Marathon – WARNING GRAPHIC – But You Have a Right to See What These Assholes Did to America
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Olga Kurylenko Showing Off Some Thigh
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Mike Tyson /Charlie Sheen Erotica
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Lena Heady Topless from Aberdeen
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Some Pinup Chick WIth Massive Tits
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Kim Kardashian Looks Like She’s Covered in Cum
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Listen to Drake’s New Song
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25 Pics of Hot Redheads
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Topless Trampoline!
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20 Perfectly Timed WTF Pics
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Some Babe Named Maria Gets Naked
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Drunk Chick Faceplants in the Sand
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Usher Must be Happy Bieber is Keeping Trim for Him #HOMOS
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Underwater Bikini Twerk
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Jennifer Nicole Lee – Disgusting in a Bikini
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A Whole Lot of Hot Girls
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Jamie Foxx as Electro
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A Fucking Hot Naked Skinny Babe
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Boat Parkour Fail
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The Most Harmful Black Stereotype Ever
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A Whole Lot of Nipple Licking and Biting
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The Rock is Jacked
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Basketball Celebration Gone Wrong
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Young Girl Wants Cum in her Ice Cream
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Cumshot of the Day
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Here’s a Picture of a Woman Pushing Out her Uterus – It Will Creep You Out….
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This is Some Seriously Weird Vagina Stunt With Cucumber and Clothes Pins –
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Foreign Lesbian Porn with Subtitles to Make You Feel Cultured
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Presley D Fucked Hard
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Hot Girl Peeing in a Glass
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Girl Gets Fisted Til She Squirts
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Can Girl Makes Herself Cum
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Caitie Minx Has a Rockin Pussy
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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