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2010

18

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I didn’t take this picture of a girl pissing, but I wish I had. Not so much becuase I like watcing girls I don’t know pissing, but because I like taking pictures of girls I don’t know pissing. It would make my life more fun not to mention your life more fun when visiting this site so that it’s not just recycled bullshit every other site has, but unfortunately I am lazy and don’t have energy or the charm to get girls I don’t know shitting all over the place, but trust me, I wish I did….

The only time I accidentally see a girl pee is when my wife laughs too hard after holding it in for so long cuz she’s too fucking lazy to get off her fat ass and into the bathroom…or when we go to the public pool…which is another horrible fucking experience all together…I do think the tables are turning though….so while I wait for my inbox to fill up with pictures and invitations from girls offering to let me watch them pee…you can click these stepLINKS….ENJOY….

That Little Fat Slut Snooki Killed Somebody
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When the Hell Did the Producers of American Gladiators Start Working On America’s Next Top Model – VIDEO
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15 Celebrities With Famously Fake Knockers (Before and After)
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Young Hot Cheerleaders From The NCAA Basketball Tourney
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Find Sluts Here
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Kim Kardashian is a Sexed Up Version of the Hamburgler
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The 7 Scariest Sci-Fi Surgeries
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of the 2010 NCAA Tour
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Marisa Tomei Panty Peek!! Awww Yeaaaa!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Little Jailbait Cyrus Anyone?
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LOL Cat of the Day – VIDEO
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Harmony Gets Ripped Apart By the Fucking Machines
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Deanna Russo is Sexy
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Top 10 Threatening Band Names
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The Catholic Church is Going Down in Flames
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SHYLA STYLEZ IS ALL SORTS OF SEXY
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Alicia Keys and Beyonce Are Gettin’ Low! Yeaaaaah!
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Did You See Alice Eve Topless?
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Is It Too Late For a St Paddy’s Day Crack Head Leprechaun?! – VIDEO
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Annabelle Lee is a Natural Red Head
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Doutzen Kroes is Still Looking Mighty Fine
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A Gallery of Other People’s Girlfriends
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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2 Kids Later, I’d Still Fuck Nicole Richie
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Some Drunk/High Idiot Left His Baby in the Oven
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You Got Tased Dude!
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Anella is Hot and Horny
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Christina Aguilera for Maxim
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And Years Later, I’d Still Bang Goldie Hawn
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Lady Gaga Wanted Her Vagina Signed and By Vagina I Mean COCK
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I Totally Wanna Bang Vanessa Paradis
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Morning Show Explosion
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Stripfilmke Van de Dag
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Angela Griffen Topless
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Dawson Miller Gets Naked
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Speaking Of Text Messages To Your Mistress….
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2010

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email…..

Hi there,

I think you’ve put together a tremendous resource and I’d like to suggest an article for coverage (I think your readers would greatly appreciate and find this valuable).

Five Steps to Choosing a Safe Baby Crib

The article details 5 steps that you should be aware of when choosing to purchase a baby crib. Highlights include safety information and craftsmanship concerns.

Thank you for your time!

All the best,

Terry Godier

I think it was meant from someone else….

Add Me to Facebook Before Facebook Deletes Me Again
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Here are my stepLINKS they are early cuz I am going to try to find daytime drunk idiot girls who are buying into this whole St Patrick’s Day bullshit cuz the kind of girl who daytime drinks for St. Patrick’s Day is gutter trash I can can convince to show me their tits or pussy for pics….where as non-daytime drunks who are at work or on their way home to get ready for a dinner date aren’t….

Sandra Bullock May Have AIDS, Since HEr Husband Banged This Slut Without a Condom
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If I’ve Ever Wanted to Fuck a Celebrity Stalker, It’s Now
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15 of the Weirdest Addtions EVER
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Because You’re Young, Dumb and Full of Cum
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The Line Between Amber Rose and Common Street Whore is Pretty Blurred
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Bend Over Alessandra Ambrosio, Bend Waaaaaaay Over
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How To: Survive St Patrick’s Day
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Some NCAA Hotness That I Wanted to Send Your Way
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Father and Son – VIDEO
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CSI’s Gary Dourdan and His Girlfriend are a Regular Sid and Nancy
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Sharon Stone is Still Completely Fuckable
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Mommy Fucks a Teen
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A Little Vanessa Hudgens, Just Because
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Who Doesn’t Love a Drunk Aunt At a Wedding? – VIDEO
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Random Photos to Waste the Day
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Snoop Dog on Letterman – VIDEO
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Kate Winslet is Lookin’ Good in a Bikini
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Makenzie Phillips is Our Looking Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Diamond and Samantha Get It On
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Kat Von D is Modeling Her Regrettable Tattoos
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Dirty Slut Loves Penis Cake
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Rachel Bilson is Tasty
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Ashley Dupre Is Going to Do Playboy
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Tina Wallman Gallery
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Now THAT’S a Fucking Car Accident – VIDEO
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All These Years Later, I’d Still Fuck Winnie From the Wonder Years
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Bryci and Katie….Mmmmmmmm
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I Don’t Care If Kristen Cavalari is On Drugs, I’d Still Fuck Her
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BONUS!
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2010

16

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day wasn’t when I asked Ken Paves, the gay guy who force feeds Jessica Simpson into fatness because no gay guys like to be the second in line if they don’t have to and all gay guys are strategic in their quest to the top, by attaching themselves to famous pussy as their “best friend” while loving every second on TV or in the gossip pages or whatever else he jerks off to, whether he fucked the Thai Lady Boys or they Fucked Him, that lead to him sending me a private message that I thought was pretty fucking erotic….maybe even flirting and playing hard to get…..homo.

The highlight of my day was getting a mom of two to offer me 3 solo sex videos for 50 dollars, I just don’t have the 50 dollars, but the potential gives me something to work for….

Not that you care about my pathetic internet life….here are my stepLINKS…

Heidi Montag Stupid Tits Whoring Some Bullshit Product
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Mischa Barton Better Get In Line at the Welfare Office
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15 Of The Worst Scifi Movies Ever (That You’ve Actually Heard Of)
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The 50 Sexiest Redheads of All Time
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Because It’s Like a Money Tree, But With Pussy
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Marta Works the Beach – VIDEO
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The 20 Worst TV News Fails – VIDEOS
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ROSARIO DAWSON DOWN BLOUSE
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Top 5 Lady Gaga “Telephone” Parodies Because I Hate HEr – VIDEOS
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I Don’t Care If She Has an Army of Children, I Still Wanna BAng Angelina Jolie
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Looks Like Your Paula Abdul Fantasy’s Wil Be Back for Another Round
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Lesbian Titty Suck
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Kate Gosselin’s Vagina is An old Atari System, Whereas Marisa Miller’s is Like a 250GB PS3 Made of Platinum.
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The 60 Hottest Women In Sports Movie Histor
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Zuzana is Oh So Sexy
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Check Out These Asses…
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Mischa Barton: Almost An Upskirt
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Oooookay, Mike Tyson Has Officially Lost His Fucking Mind
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Crystal Wants to Get Penetrated
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A Little Vintage Jessica Alba
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Kate Bosworth is Lookin’ Good in Short Shorts
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Man, Everytime I Think I’m a Horrible Parent, Some Fucking IDIOT Tops Me
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Some Cheryl Burke Bikini’s
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Hayley and a Dilson
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It’s a Loveable Bra – VIDEO
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Gwen Stefani is Lookin’ Good
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Ring Girl Passes Out – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day – VIDEO
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Paris Hilton Topless Anyone?
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Tory is On the Rocks
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Petra is in Playboy
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It’s Amazing How Terry Richardson Can Actually DO the Things I TALK About Doing and Not Only Get Away With It, But Get Fucking Rich At the Same Time…He’s Still a Hack…
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Follow Me, Im Begging You
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2010

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this awkward email and I felt I should share it with you…

hi there

i see you had late last year a doco on chronic masturbation on your site.

is there any way you can put it up there again? or could send it to me? or could send me a link to where i could find it? or even the title?

please? it sounds so very interesting.

thanks

Shit like this makes me wonder why I drink, life is so entertaining without being drunk as fuck and not able to remember shit, but unfortunately, I can’t help myself, it’s an addiction…an addiction that needs to be taken care of now…instead of posting my stepLINKS….

Francia Raisa is Rollerblading in a Bikini
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Fat Balls Make Me Giggle Too!
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Sofia Vergara Picture Gallery
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Happy Birthday Eva! Eva Longoria’s 35 Sexiest Pics
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Find Sluts Here
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Adrianne Curry Flashes Her Bare Ass
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The Trolololololo Guy Reacts! – VIDEO
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The 40 Hottest Alumni Babes Of Schools in the NCAA Tournament
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Excercise Ball Mayhem! – VIDEO
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The City of Toronto Hates Corey Haim
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Shauna Sand Personal Panty Upskirt Pics
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Mischae Barton Looks Not Homeless For Once and I Can’t Believe My Eyes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Three Horny Sluts Get it On With a Strap On
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Yeah, I’d Bang brooke Burke For Sure
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Rosie Huntington Whiteley Gallery
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Lexi Belle Has Some Alone Time
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Rent the Lindsay Lohan Bouncy Castle for Your Childs Birthday
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Summer Walker Has Got It Going On
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Bridget Marquardt Was and Still Is My Fave of the Girls Next Door
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Katarina Gets Seduced By Tiffany
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I Miss the Old, Slutty, Pre Child Birthday Jessica Alba, So Here She Is
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Esti Ginzburg Is Ready, Willing And Able….
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God Damn I Love Rosario Dawson
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YES!!!! THEY ARE FUCKING WITH TIGER WOODS ON SOUTH PARK
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Michelle Branch is Almost Naked in a Tattoo Magazine
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Lorelei and Charley On the Fucking Machines
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Suelyn in Paradise
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La Woman, You’re My Woman
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Feeling Down? Have Some Boobies and Kittens!
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Cali Marie is a Girl Next Door Type
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9 Real-Life Levels of Hell
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Chick Fight – VIDEO
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I Don’t Watch Tennis, But If It’s Anything Like This Video, I’m Starting to Think I SHould
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Glad to See That the Cyrus Family is Making Good on Incest Rumors
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Triana Busts Out Of Her Lingerie
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Follow Me You Whores
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2010

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email…..

I know you probably don’t give a shit, but after reading a few pages of you’re site I cried. It’s just the combination of rape jokes and the fact that you call almost all the women featured either ugly or whores, makes a teenage girl, who happened to be raped as a child want to claw at my wrists. I’s just that instead of letting it ruin my day, I decided to at least write an email saying not to be so bitter towards all women, because it’s can be very hurtful and  devastating to girls who have stumbled upon you’re website like I have. It’s also pretty insensitive to those who have had a history of being molested or raped, just keep that in mind.

I wrote:

You’re right I don’t give a shit….

But I do love women – mainly their vaginas but I don’t like celebrities because they are ugly whores who deserve to get raped. It is all about context.

Sure, the rape jokes aren’t funny, but either is anything I write so remember I don’t tell you how to wear your hair and you shouldn’t tell me how to write my site.

We will get thru this – one rape joke at a time and if you are so fragile that a website makes you want to not only email me but kill yourself – i really suggest you get help – or just kill yourself cuz that’s some serious unstable shit – if you need anything – i am here to talk but only if it about rape….

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my stepLINKS – I should be out drinking with my friend Eric Behanna but my wife won’t give me money….But at least you have stepLINKS to click…

Amanda Seyfried is a Great Actress, and By Great Actress I Mean Looks Awesome In Lingerie
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Look What the Gutter Spit Up
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13 Most Dangerous Movie Stunts Done Without Stunt Doubles
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Because Seeing Pussy on Your Computer Monitor is the Closest You’ll Get To Seeing Pussy Since Birth
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I’d Like to Smack Elle Macpherson’s Ass in Those Leather Pants
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Friday Facebook Fail: Babydaddy Edition
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The HOTTEST Wives of the NHL – GALLERY
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Erin Andrews Hottest Pics
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The Funniest TV Court Moments – VIDEOS
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Jessica Simpson and I Have More In Common Than I Thought – VIDEO
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Check Out the Ass on Amber
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Jennifer Aniston is Lookin Hot, DEsperation and All
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Anyone Looking For a Gang Bang in Montreal? – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Cameron Diaz Looks Kinda Like The Monster From Cloverfield
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Sunny Leone is Wearing Chain Lingerie
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Nip Slips, Glorious Nip Slips – VIDEO
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I Wanna Be All Over Cynthia Rodriguez
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Alex Curran Panty upskirt
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Bacon Jesus! – VIDEO
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Eva, Her Friend, and a Dildo – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Adriana Lima is Weird Looking Sometimes, But She’s Still Fuckable In That Weird Looking Model Type Kinda Way….of the Day
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A Couple of Japanese Fetish Videos That Will Serve You Well
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Fergie, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Howard Stern Isn’t Done With Precious
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And This is Why You Don’t Get Pregnant
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Naked Lesbian Bootcamp
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Maria Photoshoot WWE Divas – VIDEO
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I’m Not So Into Sarah Jessica Parker, But EVery Once and Awhile I Take a Look At Her and Think ‘Yeah I’d Fuck Her’
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J-Woww From Jersey Shore Shocks The Hell Out Of People By Pretending Not to Be the Dirty Drunken Whore That She Is
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Rachel Needs a Piss Mop – VIDEO
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Emma Watson Ruins an Upskirt Moment, Still Looks Hot
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Mike Rowe is Amazing and I Love Him
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She’s an Angel I Tell Ya
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A Little More Jessica Simpson
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Self Shot Sluts! Ow!
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Crazy Fucking Hip Hop Ass
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2010

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone emailed me to tell me that my site is 2,145 in the USA, that means if you were to line-up all the websites in the world, I’d be the 2,145th in line. That may not seem like much and my bank account proves it, but I was thinking about it, and realized that there are a fucking lot of websites out there, so maybe 2,145th isn’t all that bad….but if it wasn’t all that bad I’d be better off than the gutter trash I am, so it really means nothing…and I am sure many sites much smaller than me who make a hell of a lot more money than me, re-affirming that I am the loser I already know I am….

But I don’t need the website to make me rich, I just found a pair of really large women’s underwear on the floor and the piss, blood and shit smear stain that looks a lot like Michael Jackson buttfucking Corey Haim while Jesus, Farrah Fawcett, DJ Am and Dorothy from the Golden Girls are jerking off in the corner….Shit’s gonna sell for huge money on ebay….literally…here are my stepLINKS…warning – I wrote them drunk as fuck so they may be off – but that’s pretty expected from me…

Yeah Don’t Be Sorry Justine Timberlake, If I Was You, I Would Be Banging Strippers Instead of Jessica Biel Too
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Because I Believe In Handing You Things On a Silver Platter, Especially Whores
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All The Women Rapper Nas Has Fucked
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Michelle Branch is Looking Slutty and I Love It
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The Top Ten Best Songs About Being Horney
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Howard Stern Beauty Pageant: Jamie Jungers Tops Tiger Woods Mistresses
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A Sort of Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud is Better Than Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud
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Kristen Stewart is Looking Good on Jay Leno
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Temper Temper Gordon Boyd – VIDEO
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You Can Keep A Piece Of Corey Haim With You Forever…Provided You Have a Telephone – VIDEO
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Blondie Shows It All Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lady Gaga Could HAve Died on this Flight, Too Bad She Didn’t
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Gemma Atkinson in Lingerie
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Considering Corey Haim Died of a Drug Overdose and Not a STD From This Slut, I’m Thinking He Got Off Easy
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Girls Peeing – A Gallery
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Brenda Lee Has the Type of Body I Wanna Put My Hands All Over
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In Case You Haven’t Seen How Insanely Hot Tiger Woods’ Wife Is, Here She is Again
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Ashley and August Get Down With Each Other
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Gabrielle Union Was Lookin Curvey and Hot at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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Gotta Love Tits In Action – Here’s Some Great GIFS I Know You’ll Make Use Of
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Forheard Titties Are the Future
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Seriously, Some Dudes Just Deserve to Be Castrated and That’s All There Is To It
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Okay Heidi Montag Has Officially Lost Her Mind
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Larisa is a Wild Blonde
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Amy Winehouse is Looking Not Disgusting and Diseased and Quite Frankly I Am Shocked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Christina Ricci Edition
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Casual Jessica Simpson Make Her Sex Appeal Sky Rocket
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Ninja Kick Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Gemma Arterton Lingerie
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Hanna Hilton Takes Off the Polka
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Aubrey O’Day Sluts It Up For Millions of Milkshakes
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BONUS!!!
Follow Me HERE
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2010

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think tonight is the night to open a brothel in my friend’s apartment, all we need are a couple of girls to work it, I figure it won’t be too hard to find a homeless bitch or two willing to walk around naked after we hose her down, in exchange for money and an escape from the elements and I’m pretty sure I’m more than willing to be the guy who does the hosing down….

But before I do that, here are my stepLINKS….

Tila Tequila and her Fake Baby Haven’t Died Yet….
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Gerard Butler is Getting Pussy All Over the Place and I Salute Him
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15 Hall of Fame Tramp Stamps
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Fuck These Chicks On Cars
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Because Don’t You Want Any Slut You Can Choose From?
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Cheryl Tweedy Shakes That Thang
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The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons
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TEXT
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5 Things That Make You Proud To Be An American This Week
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Jennifer Wanderer German Next Top Model Contestant Leaked Topless Pics – THROWBACK
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Lohan Is Delusional – Part 475, 483
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The Best Catfights in Sports
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Yeah I’d Bang Lea Michele, and So would You
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Cougar and a Webcam – VIDEO
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Who is Nina Dobrev and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Face
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Brooklyn Decker is Hot in Lingerie
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Betty White is On Fire and I Love It
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Random Photo Fun of the Day
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Who Knew I Would Enjoy Beating Off to the Real Life Jessica Rabbit More Than The Cartoon?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Fat Bikini Ass To Costa Rica
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Say Hello to Tess And Her Titties
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Who Would You Rather – Rosario Dawson vs Maria Bello
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Vanessa Hudgens Personal Pics Are Worth Revisitng
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Olivia Wilde is Fuckable in that Old Hollywood Type of Way
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Guess Who ELSE Wants to Fuck Gerard Butler?
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Here’s The Trailer for IRON MAN 2
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Alison Angel Masterbates on the Couch
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Candice Swanepoel Fall 2009 Victoria’s Secret Collection
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Lohan is Actually Lookin’ Like She Didn’t Crawl Out of a Dumpster Somewhere
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Jesus Christ Pam Anderson’s Career Jsut Keeps Slipping Further and Further Down the Line
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Hot Sluts Get In a Girl Fight
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Hannah Claydon and Kerri Parker Topless
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Getting Freaky By the Fireplace
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Shira Jones is Busty
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I Wanna Bang Ringo Starrs Wife
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The First Nude American Apparel Ad from 2003
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BONUS!
Follow Me You Fucking Assholes
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2010

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

All these Oscar parties have really burnt me out, you know the ones I wasn’t invited to because I am irrelevant to the entertainment industry, but I am pretty sure if I really wanted to, I could take the fuck over, at least that’s what I tell myself, because the reality is that I am too lazy, and laziness is the best excuse for failure or not trying, and delusion that you have what it takes makes laziness and not trying trying seem like something you shouldn’t commit suicide over, when you really should commit suicide….

But before we do in some collective internet mass suicide that will get us on the news, here’s some stepLINKS….

Christina Hendricks Hot Tits
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Guess Who Got Fucking Fired?! Hahahahhah
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Kara DioGuardi Sheer Panty Upskirt – Whore
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A Whole Lot of Models Without Pants On
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The Hottest Girls At The Oscars
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15 Hottest Mother Daughter Combos in Show Business
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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Precious, And By Precious I Mean Fat!
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Because Being Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be as Depressing As You Life Is
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Who Knew French TV Was So AWESOME?! – VIDEO
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And More Oscar Drama
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2010’s 10 Most Disappointing and Depressing NBA Teams
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Dirty Thoughts With Penelope Cruz
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Fiona Takes a Bath
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Jamie Foxx Wants to Tap That Ass and I Don’t Blame Him
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Now THAT’S Some Talent – VIDEO
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Abbey Brooks is Worth Taking a Look At
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Did Anyone Check Out That Cunt Who Interrupted the Speech During the Oscars Last Night
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Maliah Michel Does Smooth Mag
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Belen Rodriguez Looking Hot In Thong Bikini
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Tiffany Does Another Lesbo Trick – VIDEO
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Mina Suvari is Lookin Good
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God Damn I Love Eva Green
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Bar Rafaeli is Looking Tasty in White
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Stacy Dash is Probably The Most Underrated Actress in Terms of Sex Appeal
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Jimmy Kimmel Does Some Funny Shit on His Show Occasionally – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Blonde Virgin on the Fucking Machine
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Sports Illustrated Backstage VIDEO
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Oscar Slut Round Up
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Shay Laren is Sexy is Purple
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Julie is a Blonde Girl Next Door Type
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25 Animals Humping The Wrong Animal
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Party Girls, Dance, Fall – VIDEO
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Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2010
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Yeah I’d Bang Cameron Diaz, Joker Face and All
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Jaime Hammer Peels Off Her Lingerie
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Official Nipple in a See Thru on a Regular Girl
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Bonus!
Follow Me. Cuddles
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2010

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty happy it is the weekend, even though everyday feels like Sunday you know since I don’t have a job, but I’m pretty happy about not having a job and everytime I walk into a grocery store or pharmacy and breathe in the dirty stagnant air I realize that poverty is a decent consequence to not have to spend my days working in that shit, when in reality the people who do spend their days in the shit are still pretty fucking poor….So instead, I have spent a good part of my day trying to convince girls to make crotchless panties out of panties they have lying around the house and to take pics of them on for me….no one has done it yet…but in life, you gotta have faith….so while I wait here are some stepLINKS to distract you…. Enjoy motherfuckers…

Taylor Swift Panty Peek
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A Virgin Like You Could Learn a Thing Or Two From Mickey Rourke
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The 35 All-Time Hottest Women Of Wrestling
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I’d Fuck Vanessa Paradis, Gap Teeth and All
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Because Everyone Deserves a Little Fun on Friday Night
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Yeah I’d Bang Cheryl Tweedy, Eating Disorder and All
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Evil Dead Claymation = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Half Time Entertainment: The Hottest Dance Squads of the NBA
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Everyone’s Favorite Nicki Minaj in Fader Magazine Photoshoot
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Hottest Sandra Bullock Pics
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Did you Read my Article on the New Ed Hardy
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Star Trek: How It Should Have Ended – VIDEO
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Cecilia Bolocco See Through Dress – THROWBACK
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Busty Luna Rubbing Her Pussy on Chair
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Audrina Patridge Outtakes
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And That’s Why You Don’t BMX On a Treadmill
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Get Those Titties Out Girls – GALLERY
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce and Her Tits and Ass Can Sell Anything
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Whoa, Heidi Montag Is Looking Fucking Hot
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Janessa and Betty Are Vibrating Each Other
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Abigail Clancy
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Shay Maria Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable
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Who Would You Bang?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara is Lookin Hot
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James Cameron is Getting Sued
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Blonde Amateur Gets Her Pussy Pounded
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Gina Gershon spoofs Sarah Palin in Bikini
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I Miss The Dirty, Whorish Angelina Jolie
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Zuzana Versus Christina
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Chat Roulette is Fucked Up Man
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Lillo, Frances or Jenni?
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Domino Gala
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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Everyday Asian Girl in a See Thru Shirt…
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BONUS!
Follow Me, all The Cool Kids Are Doing It
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2010

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I made 50 dollars today. It was a fucking joke. I went to every coffee shop in the area, threw a dime into the tip jar and took out a dollar, not one person caught on and it’s not really stealing considering they get paid by the hour anyway, it’s like free fucking money. Seriously, I have tried to steal in the past and I have always got busted, whether it was the Playboy VHS when I was 19 that landed me in the Security office of the local mall, or the pair of boxers I tried to steal cuz I shat myself that landed me in the fucking police station, thinking, wow, cops really have nothing better to do with their time, but all that taught me that I may not be very slick, but I guess I was today and now I’m going to get fucking drunker than usual, cuz my wife only gives me 20 dollars a day to live off of…On a side note, Lohan is writing a tell all book and I am trying to be the ghostwriter. Sure, I don’t really know how to write, but figure writing a chapter describing each sexual partner she’s had is really my life purpose…so if you know Lohan let her know I’m ready…okay…drinking time….

Paper Camera, Paper Chase
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a is Disgusting, Spouts Off About Some Thing Or Another
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Sex in the Middle of the Road in Germany? Why Not
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12 Superheroes That Are Actually Assholes
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Hottest Girls
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Because a Strong Grip Can Be the Best Friend You’ve Ever Had
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Mary Carey and Her Giant Tits
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Shauna Sand Looking Whorish, Probably On Her Way to the PTA Meeting to Bone Her Kids Teachers
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How To: Make People Angry – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gaga’s Latest See Thru Costume
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Katherine Heigl Was Never Really Hot, But Man Bitch is Looking Beat
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Call Her Dr. Claw
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Gettin Dirty in the Bathroom – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Model Catrin Claesen Showing Off Some Swimwear
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Veronica and Sara Are Worth Taking a Look At
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Beyonce is Lookin Hot in the Ads for Her Clothing Line House of Derrier (That means ASS, you uncultured fuck)
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Alicia Duvall is Trashy, Maybe Even a Bit Trashier Than I Usually Enjoy
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Admittedly, I’m a Sucker for a Feel Good Story Involving Puppies. Go Fuck Yourself – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lucky, Lucky Lesbians
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Christina Hendrick’s Tits Are Just Fucking Insane
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Perfect 10? Maybe – Gallery
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Dancing With the Sluts
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Atheist College Group Exchanges Porn For Bibles
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Lindsay Lohan Probably Couldn’t Write Her Name, Let Alone a Book
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Pamela is Self Fisting
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Gotta Love a Man in a chicken Suit – VIDEO
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Nicolette Sheridan is Starting to Look Like the Geriatric She Is
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Almost Reese Witherspoon Vagina
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Some Joanna Krupa, Just Because
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off With Your Car – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Natalie Blair is Nude
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Jenny McClean is Nude in the Woods
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Follow Me to the Path of Enlightenment
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Bonus – Insane Shipping Container Turned into a Helicopter
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Also…………

I Got Paid To Write an Article For the First Time in My Life


READ IT

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2010

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone just told me that it is Spring Break for most people. That means somewhere at this moment, a college coed is getting gangbanged for the first time, or dying of alcohol poisoning for the first time, or getting her stomach pumped for the first time, while flashing her tits for the first time, and I am not around any of that excitement, I’m just sick in Canada, a fate worse than death. I guess there’s always next year, when I’ll be the almost 50 year old trying to get my flacid mound I call my dick to fit in as many passed out girls in their bikinis, but I keep telling myself that and it never comes true….what does always come true every night are my stepLINKS…

Courtney Love is Playing Jesus Dress Up or Some Shit and it Turns Me The Fuck On….
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Naomi Campbell Beat Down!!
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Because Pulling One Out is a Little Easier When You Have Some Help
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Joss Stone Goes Nude
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15 Truly Awful Celebrity Parents
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Vanessa Paradis is Fucking Smokin’
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Train Versus Flood, Holy Shit – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Who Donna Air is, But Here’s Her Panties
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Is Keira Knightley Naked Under This Trenchcoat
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How Many Times Has This Happened To You – VIDEO
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Lesbian Class is in Session – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Not On For Feel Good Stories, But This Computer System That is Allowing Roger Ebert to Speak Again is Fucking Insane and I’m Happy For the Dude
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And Now, The House That 33DDs Built
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India Reynolds is Lookin’ Mighty Mighty Fine
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Okay, This is The Creepiest Russian Singer Weirdo dude Ever – VIDEO
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Little Wayne is Probably Never Going to Go to Jail
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Miley Cyrus Gyrating On Stage: So Wrong, But So Right – VIDEO
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Awhhh Lohan is Madd at The Paparazzi!
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Elizabeth Anne and Ariel Get It On
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Hayden Panty Airs is a Call Girl
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Ciara Has a Tight Body
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The Price of Persia Trailer For Those Who Care
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Which One Would You Hit?
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Eve Longoria Down Dress Cleavage
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Amy Doesn’t Wait For Someone Else to Please Her
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Underwater Boxing Match – VIDEO
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Eliza Dushku
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Some Pam Anderson Add Was Bailed in Australia and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Who Knew Pigs Could Fly? – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Sammy Brady is Topless in a Thong
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Can She Do It All Herself? Yes She Can! – VIDEO
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Sofi and Kesedy at the Beach
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I Don’t Know Who Khia is, But She is Tweeting About Trina’s Nude Leaked Pics and It’s Hilarious
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Some Serious Fucking Booty…
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See Thru Shirt on an Everyday Girl….
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Follow Me Down the Road to Nowhere
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2010

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think the end is here – or at least near because I am fucking sick and I am that annoying asshole you all hate who gets a cold and transforms into a little fucking girl because I can’t deal with it like a fucking man….or even like a woman because I am not resiliant, I am weak and pathetic and in pain…

So here are my stepLINKS while I curl up and die….

I’m the Last Person to Give Anyone Parenting Advice, but I Suppose Alcoholism, Drug Abuse and Domestic Violence *May* Not Be the Best Place to Raise Children
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Today In Shitty Reality TV Publicity Stunts: Some Other Slut is Saying She’s a Dyke
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Hottest Student Bodies: Top 50 Universities Ranked By Looks
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The Sexiest Celebrities Born This Month
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Because You Spend All Your Time Online Anyways, You May As Well Get Off
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Man Kim Kardashian’s Ass and Tits Just Get Bigger By the Day
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Reading Rainbow’s Banned Book Review: American Psycho – VIDEO
(This is Amazing)
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Laetitia Casta Boobs In See Through Dress
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Vince Vaughn Looks Like He’s Deep Throated Before
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Figure Skater Michelle Kwon is Still Lookin Bangable
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Is there anything that Japan can’t do weirder than us? This take on Britain’s Got Talent breakthrough Susan Boyle – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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She’s a Squirter! – VIDEO
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I Could Stare at Sofia Vergara All Day
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Crack Addicts do the Crack Dance – VIDEOs
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Diamond Dave’s Ninja School! Enroll Now! – VIDEO
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Ciara is a Dirty Dancer – VIDEO
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Jesus Christ Look at The Size of Mariah Carey’s Tits
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Heather and Tiffany Get It On
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The Ghost Of Lindsay Lohan’s Future
(This May Make You Puke)
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Here’s The Trailer for the A-Team Movie – VIDEO
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A Tribute To Salma Hayek’s Breast
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dakota Fanning May Be Jailbai But You’re a Perv and You’re Okay With That
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SNL Makes Fun of We Are the World
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I Would Think a Floor Would HAve Collapsed UNDER Snookie Before a Roof Collapsed Over Her, But Whatever
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Nurse on the Fucking Machines
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Irina Sheik Gallery
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Tyra Banks is Fucking Terrifying
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Happy Birthday from Bryoni-Kate!
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This Amazing Smoking and Drinking Chimp Has to Go to Rehab! Lame!
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25 Awesome Mustaches
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Gotta Make That Paper Man! – VIDEO
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Extreme Arm Wrestling – VIDEO
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Guess Which Singing Fatty Has Gotten Even Fatter?
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Here’s The Trailer for showgirls 2 – VIDEO
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BONUS:

Follow Me You Pricks
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Another Bonus – Some Rapper No One Has Ever Heard of Leaked Her Nude Pictures and Rash Pictures for Attention….

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2010

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I should have posted these earlier, but I was in a pretty serious fight with my hangover, it kicked me in the ass pretty fucking hard, making me question my idea to buy the last round of doubles while the bar was closing. I blame my toothless, ex-biker, homeless friend who kept giving girls around us random stolen jewelry, but maybe it was the guy who looked like everything he did was staged, from his shaved head to his tattoos, to his hood half mounted on his head, to the way he checked out girls, to the girls he ended up making out with and bringing home, while me and the homeless man did shots and talked about the young pussy we were submersed it. Sure, my night doesn’t make sense, but my friend found my pants in his elevator, he lives 10 blocks away from me and I’m just hoping toothless homie didn’t have his way with me. I am pretty sure I’d remember that, but I guess 6-8 weeks will tell….

Here are my stepLINKS.

Ke$ha’s Dumpy Ass or a Monster is Eating Her From the Hips Down. The Jury is Still Out
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Karina Bradley is the Stuff Whores Are Made Of
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34 Sexy Celebrities When They Were Young
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Because You Are a Sexless Virgin Just Like I Am a Sexless Alcoholic
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Some Asian Sluts Are Wrestling – VIDEO
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The World’s Oldest Hot Dog – VIDEO
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Abi Titmus No Panty Upskirt Throwback
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More From the Ed Hardy Boyz – VIDEO
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Get Ready for the Shittiest Episode of SNL Ever
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Joan Rivers is a Bitter Old Cunt and I Love It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Horny Slut Tastes Her Own Pussy – VIDEO
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Some Slut From The Bachelor Has a Sex Tape
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Would You Hit It? VIDEO
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I Love Random Photos
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CHARLIE MURPHY IS AMAZING! – VIDEO
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Glad To See the Octomom is Taking Great Care of All 37 of Her Children
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Topless Carmen Schaefer Is Why I Watch Curling
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Hot Lesbos and Their Dildos
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Kate Beckinsale is Lookin Good
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Sasha Singleton Is Defintely Stroke Worthy Material
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Some Jenna Dewen Hotness
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Little Nasty Facebook Freak Sentenced To 15 Years For Blackmailing Boys For Sex
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Being Married To Charlie Sheen Sounds Like a Hoot
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Samantha Ride the Sybian
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Sea World Trainer Killed By Whale – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a One Piece
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Tiger Woods is a Drug Addict
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Courtney Love, WTF Are You Wearing?
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Holly Peers is Nude
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Sylvia in Leopard Skin
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And More Courtney Love Craziness
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Follow Me You Fucking Assholes!
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2010

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent half my day watching some native presentation at the local native community center because I heard there was going to be free booze, when really all that was free was some obscure meat that must have been baby seal because I guess they prefer to give their people free traditional food than white man’s manipulation juice that left them on the streets and signing over free land.

I ate it anyway, because that’s what being fat is all about and I was lucky enough to meet at least two fat inuit prostitutes who offered me affordable sex, they even had business cards and their entrepreneurial marketing know-how made it hard to say no, but their toothless smiles and skin infection didn’t.

Now here are my stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton Looks Good and Ready to Be Date Raped
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I Wonder What Else She Can Destroy With Those Thighs? – VIDEO
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The 14 Freakiest Serial Killers You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
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Happy Birthday! Drew Barrymore’s Hottest Pics
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Because It Will Help You Get Through Monday Without Putting a Bullet In Your Head
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Sophie Turner Deserves a Good Rogering
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Kate Winslet is Lookin Fully Bangable
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Yeah, I’d Bang Super Saver Lilian – VIDEO
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Catch a Chat Roulette Predator – VIDEO
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Peaches Geldof and Her Sloppy, Topless Throwback
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Let’s Make Up Some Stuff About Justin Bieber
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Now That’s a Perfect Ass
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Sasha Volkova is Worth Taking a Look At
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Man, It’s About Time Betty White Gets The Respect She Deserves
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Self Shot Babe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s a Cleavage Miracle! – VIDEO
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Rihanna and a Midget Stripper – VIDEO
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A Topless Katie Downes Will Perk You Up
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Hailey and Tiffany Get It On
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mila Kunis is Looking good As Always
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Rhian Sudgen and a Whole Lot of Air Brushing Make Her the Perfect Blonde
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Funny or Die Usually Isn’t That Funny, But Here Is a Funny or Die Video
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Lady GaGa and Her Attention Whoredom of the Day
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OMG!!! BONER IS MISSING!!!
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Fucking Machines X Lesbians = Awww Yeaaah!
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Aurelia Gliwski- Victoria’s Secret Lingeri
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Once a Slut, Always a Slut
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Luisa Takes a Shower
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Noni’s Gallery is Something Worth Taking a Look At
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A Gallery of 25 Parents That Are Worse Parents Than Me
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Guess Agan Shit Stain – VIDEO
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The Life and Times of Tim is Pretty Much the Best Show Ever – VIDEO
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That Depends On What Your Definition of ‘Drug Free’ Is
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Jamie is Nude By the Window
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Another Chuck E. Cheese Fight , the Third in a Fucking Week…This Time In St. Louis
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I just masturbated to this picture….
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2010

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wasn’t having sex with this girl this afternoon, but I probably should have been. I was too busy trying to find a cheap Mexican food, a beer, and cheap willing women who are trained in massage but had to shelve their dreams of working at some luxury spa and turn their grip to giving handjobs on street corners….none of which came true…but I did convince a guy to let me ride in his horse drawn carriage and I felt like it was my fairytale wedding day….but only because my wife wasn’t there and a marriage without her is a fucking dream….

My stepLINKS are also rumored to being a dream in some parts….

Panties From One of the Tiger Whores….
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I Don’t Condone Hate Crimes, But When I See Gay People Like This, It Makes Me Understand Why People Beat Up Homos
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100 Pictures of Hot Girls Tailgating
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Because Friday Night Doesn’t Have to Be Spent With Your Mom
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Some Hot Sluts Wrestling in Bikinis and Oil – VIDEO
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Who Knew The Predator Could Rival Michael Jackson in a Dance Battle? – VIDEO
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Hottest Pics
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Jade Jagger Panty Upskirt Throwback
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Because At Some Point, Every Dude Needs a Good Wingman – VIDEO
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And Now, The Best Billboard Ever Made Ever
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Gwenyth Paltrow is a Walking Fucking Parody of Herself – VIDEO
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Euro Teen Gets Freaky With the Vibrator
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Angella Marcello is The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Well Here’s Thr Proof Once and For All Lady Gaga Has No Penis, and To be Honest, I Preferred Being Able to Believe She Was Half Man
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The Only Thing Worse Then Playing Football Like a Girl is Playing Football Like a Jonas Brother
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Random Photos to Waste Your Day
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A Little Bit of Alicia Keys
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Miley Cyrus Short Shorts Because You Are a Pedophile
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Nikki April and Sammi Get It On
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Amber Heard is Fully Bangable
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Seriously Hot UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Carey Mulligan Looks Like a Fairy I’d Like to Fuck
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WTF: Zebra Escapes Circus And Ends Up On A Major Interstate In Atlanta
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Lisa Rinna is Calling the Kettle Black
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Sandy is Bare Down There
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When a Hero Saves the Day
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I Gotta Go to Sweden and Bang Some Broads
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Nothing Says Comedy Like a Fat Crackhead – VIDEO
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Excercise Ball Faceplant – VIDEO
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Kitchen Striptease – VIDEO
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Kelly Rowland is Lookin Hot
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Corin Riggs Has an Ass Like No Other
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BONUS – MORE GULLY PROJECT SHIT AT CHUCK E. CHEESE
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Follow Me You Bastards!!!
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