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2013

23

May

stepLINKS of the Day

So far the failed pick-up line of the day is “I want your wet yogurt dripping off my face”….for some reason, bitches be lactose intolerant or some shit, even though yogurt is always wet, and helps regulate their yeast infection bacteria composition…..

I feel like I can do better though, I guess hard drinking, in public, will be the answer to that…despite my hatred for bars, mainly because dudes always try to roofie girls, and girls never try to roofie me….it’s affects my self esteem at its core….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Taylor Swift Impersonator Gets Beat for Looking Like Taylor Swift
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I Thought Brittany Murphy Was Dead – Why is She At this Event? Why Do I Want Her Corpse In My Mouth.
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Helen Flanagan’s Got Hard Nipples
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The Deleted Scene from Into the Darkness is the Gayest Thing You’ll See All Day
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I Am Sure Tom Cruise Never Sucked These Nipples
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Psychiatrist Analyzes Bieber’s Breakdown
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Stills from the Jennifer Aniston Stripping Scenes
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Family Comes Out of Cellar After Tornado
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This Korean Man LOVES Food
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Sara Jean Underwood Goes In For A Rim Job
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Psycho GF Public Break Up
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Pigeon Does a Backflip
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Stephanie Larimore Posing in Her Lingerie….
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10 Facebook Status Updates
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In Case You Missed It – Jennifer Lawrence as Mystique
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A Whole Lot of Olivia Munn GIFS
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I Have a Crush on Amanda Bynes in this Topless Pic
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Stupid Ass Snake Suicide
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site At Least Once A Week….
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Carmen Electra in a Bikini in Dubai
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Vanessa Hudgens is Picking Her Nose
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Girls Showing Off Their Awesome Booties…
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Dachshund Cleans Lions Teeth
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Busty Eveline Has Great Tits
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Maria Menounos vs Lucy Hale
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Lovely in Cannes
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Victoria Silvstedt is Hooking in Cannes….in a Bikini
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How About a Little Waka Flocka in Studio Video…
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Xbox One Internet Reactions
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Stats Link High IQs to Having Hyper Sex Drives….
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Cute Girl Pissing….
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Joseph Gordon-Levitt in a Movie with Scarlett Johansson….
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I Am Kinda Turned On my Jennifer Lawrence
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Bitch Brings Her Tits To Cannes…
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Lucy Collett Big Titties for NUTS
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Amanda Bynes Tried to Board the Plane Using Google as an ID
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Tara Reid at the Fast and the Furious Premiere
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Ellie Goulding in Status Magazine
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Some Hot Nude Model……
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Barbara Palvin Scares Me
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Please Don’t Fuck My Ass Tonight…Weurdest Song Ever
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Alice Eve’s Breasts on Conan
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The Tallest High School Basketball Player Has a Serious Unfair Advantage
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Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep During an Interview…
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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Crazy Girl Shoves Things in Her Ass
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Amateur Face Fuck
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Cam Girl Spreads her Ass
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Some Great Webcam Tits
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Girls Get Facials
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Girl Fucks a MArker…
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Amateur Girl Hits Pain Threshold
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Girl’s Nude Cam Feed Leaked to the Internet…..
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
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Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
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2013

23

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I saw the Hangover 3….I am not sure why…I am not a super fan who needs to be at the opening night of really anything, in fact I actually don’t care at all about any of that shit, but it happened randomly, so I went with it…..

The highlight of the night was partially realizing how idiotic the general public are. I forget sometimes, thanks to being a reclusive hermit….you know actually seeing what jokes they laugh at….or maybe it was the fact that I saw the whole movie in the fucking trailer. Not one joke left out.

My biggest criticism, other than that I fell asleep, trying to touch the girl next to me, is that none of them were wasted the entire movie…and that’s a tragedy for something called the hangover…

Not that it matters, they don’t pay me to write this shit….but they should…cuz I am actually hungover….

Here are some links….

I want to move into Amanda Bynes’ Apartment
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Jennifer Aniston as a Stripper…
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Cindy Crawford is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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A Whole Lot of Underboob Pics
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Girls Who Take Selfies
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How To Pick Up Dudes in the Hood
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This Girl Takes Photo Of Herself Everyday for the last 4.5 Years – Unfortunately not Nude Pics….
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Emma Roberts is Going to Be on American Horror Story
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Poor Kid Waterslide – Hilarious How Poor They are
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The Pope Says Atheists Go to Heaven…
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site At Least Once A Week….
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2013

22

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I don’t know about you, but I like that girls are self serving opportunists because it usually means they prostitute out to dudes and even if those dudes aren’t me, I just like that it happens…

I also like my friendship with Ireland Baldwin….and our turbulent friendship…..

1- She called me gross then blocked me….because no one likes being called Teen Mom….even though I think Teen Mom is a lovely thing….

2- Then she followed me, because I guess she realized dirty isn’t so bad….

3- Then I apologized, because I’m a gentleman and ladies love my charming ways…and she decided I’m not so dirty, even though I am….

Here are some stepLINKS…..

Blac Chyna’s Got a Ridiculous Booty….in Leggings…What The Fuck Am I Looking At
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A woman’s Abs are Magical Thing….
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Paz De La Huerta is Looking Fucking Rugged
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Ellie Goulding in Status Magazine….
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Some Kid Singing
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Shock Kissing Prank
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Michelle Heaton Fitness Bikini
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50 Common Misquotes…
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How To Pick Up Dudes in the Hood
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Chanel Iman Poses in a Hot 80s Inspired Porn Video
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15 Girls Pretty and Wild…
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Insane Artist Can’t Take Criticism
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Katie Holmes in a Wet T-Shirt
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Lover Escapes Cheating Wife’s Husband By Jumping Through a Window….
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Alessandra Ambrosio in her Pajamas
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Wet British Camel Toe
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Some Never Before Heard Spice Girls Song…
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I masturbate to a girl on this Free Cam Site Once a Week For Free….
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14 Year Old Crushes Van Halen
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Emilia Clarke Nude Bath Scene
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The Most Ridiculous Hayden Panettiere Fake Topless Pic You’ll See Today
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Backyard White Trash Dental
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Rosario Dawson’s Upskirt on the Red Carpet
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Some Kelly Brook Lookin’ Hot
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Jose Canseco’s Being Investigated for Rape
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I Would Do Blow Off This Chicks Ass Anyday!
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Leanna Decker in a Little Bikini
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The Baby Bachelor Episode 2
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Her Name is Heather Joy and She’s Too Cute for Porn…
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Maryan Linchuk in a Bikini at the Beach
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The World is a Better Place with Cam Girls….
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The Chicks from Hollyoaks Topless!
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The Hottest Pictures of Old Celebrities
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Sharon Stones Weird See Through Dress
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The Hottest Pic of Katie Price You’ll See Today
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I don’t think She’s a Real Redhead – But She is Real Naked
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So Many Hot Fit Girls….
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Hottest Granny Pic You’ll See All Day
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Stoner Dad Takes a Bong Hit
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The Miranda Kerr Topless Pics I Posted Last Week – Revisited with more Wetness
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Dog Confused By a Fart Machine
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Girls in Tight Fucking Dresses
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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19 Year Old’s Asshole Acting Up…
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Girl Jerks Off Wiyh Nunchucks
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18 Year Old Squirts in a Cocktail Glass
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Beach Threesome!
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Amazing Teen on Cam Playing With her Tits
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Today in Amateur Sex!
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MILF Gives a Massage
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Cam Girl Huge Tits Squirting
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Young Amateur Sucking Dick
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Cam Girl Vs a Dildo
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Free Cam Girls are the Future of Porn…
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Start a Sex Toy Collection to Use on Girls…These Are The Best Out There.
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I Love Phone Sex – It’s Some Throwback To an Old Classic – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
GO

Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
GO

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2013

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Giving my phone number out to random people on the internet out of boredom has proven to be both the best decision and worst decision of my internet life. I’ve been getting prank calls all night and haven’t even got one titty pic…

It was an experiment that like most experiments I partake in, was also a fail…

Here are some morning links….

Lance Armstrong Asked Some Bitch to Eat His Ass Out
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For the Nerds – Here’s the New Man of Steel Trailer
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Horrible News of the Day – Will Smith is Getting Back into Music with Kanye West…in a Homosexual Retreat….
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Zombie Feast – Drive Thru Prank
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Girls in Slutty Dresses
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Busty Naked Chick of the Day
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A Dude in Florida Stopped During a Police Chase to Steal Beer
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50 Pics of an Import Model
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Light Stick Show……is the Gayest Thing You’ll See Today….
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Brad Pitt Does Jesus in the New Esquire…
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I am in love with one of the models on this free cam site….she shows me her anus….
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2013

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

As much as I love talking about myself, hating on hot bitches, calling girls fat, complaining about my wife, lusting after 20 years olds, getting drunk, dirty and hating all the idiots that make up this great land….

I do think it is my duty as a guy with such a huge internet following, to do some good with it…and try to help people, inspire people, or even change the world and make it a better place…

My name is Jesus, I need to do some hero shit to live up to it…

So my friend referred me to Operation Blessing as a charity of choice to help the people in Oklahomo rebuild their lives after a man made tornado tore through it…so donate something…do your part….

If you can’t, you’re a selfish asshole, here are some stepLINKS….

Alice Eve in her Bra and Panties in Star TRek
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Courtney Stodden’s Big Tits in Disneyland
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Hot Bitches in Sports Bras
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The Single Most Uninteresting Judges Ever on the X-Factor
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Her Name is Ashlie and She’s Lovely as Shit as She Grabs Her Tits
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Man Sets Up Ghost Cam – Catches his Wife Having Sex with his Son
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Printer Ruins a Cat’s Day
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A Compilation of Painful Nut Shots
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Wilmer Valderama on the BEach With a 18 Year Old Bitch in a Bikini
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January Jones Still Has TIts
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Eva Longoria’s Tampon String Upskirt
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Olivia Munn’s Hard Nipples in Esquire
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Guitar String in Slow Motion…
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I can Never Have Too Many Babes on Webcams
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Every Nude Scene Ever From Game of Thrones
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Taylor Swift Hates Justin Bieber….
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Why Do I Think Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Visits This Site
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15 Hottest Women in the Fast and the Furious Movies
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Trish Stratus Has a Sexy Yoga Workout
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Megan Fox Looks Amazing on TMNT Set
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Adriana Lima Modeling Workout Gear
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Layla ROse Huge Tits in Black Lingerie
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Crazy Tornado Intercept
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Loving Britney’s Mom Booty in Sweat Pants…
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Hispanic Singer’s Tit Falls Out of Her Dress – AWESOME
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20 Hot Pics of Some Ethnic Chick
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Joanna Krupa’s Bikini Pics
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This Girl Simona Has Huge Fucking Boobs
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Animals are Awesome
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Teen Mom’s Got Herself a REality Show
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Babes Washing Cars With Their Huge Tits
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Earth.
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George Michaels Almost Died – And Not of AIDS
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Her Name is Audrey Aleen and She’s Naked and Shaved
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Chemistry Teacher Fail
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Cam Girl With Huge Tits Squirts!
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Fatty in her Bunk Bed Gives Head….
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Cam Girl Works Her Tits
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Cam Girl Works Her Pussy
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Hot Girl Jerks Off With Some Cool Whip
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Girl Films Herself While She Rubs Her Twat
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
GO

Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
GO

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2013

21

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I wake up in a daze from last night….still drunk, with bite marks on my neck, random injuries and pants ripped at the crotch….feeling almost rejuvenated thinking…shit…I really need to drink more….it’s amazing….Today is one of those days….life is glorious….

Here are some morning links….

Oklahoma Survivor Finds Her Missing Dog During Live Interview…Wow
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Heather Graham’s GUNT
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Seth Meyers is Taking Over Jimmy Fallon when Jimmy Fallon Takes Over Jay Leno – Because NBC Is on Horrible SNL Skit
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Some Horribly Fat Blogger Did a Fat Spoof of an Abercrombie Campaign and It Was Disgusting
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These Are The Best Tattoos in the Game
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Some Dude Breaks World Bench Press Record
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These women arm wrestling make me very excited
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Liam Hemsworth to Play a Fighter Pilot – Who Cares
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Carmen Electra’s Amazing Bikini Scenes
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The Best Cam Girls Around To Start Your Day
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2013

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Let’s be hollywood an preemptively amputate body parts that may get cancer…I am opting for my balls, someone on my Facebook wants to get skinned because let’s face it, there aren’t 1000s of other things that can kill us, that going to the extreme on one of those things, just doesn’t make any sense statistically, but it does now, cuz it’s trendy….and I like to be trendy…

Here are some stepLINKS….click em…

Christina Aguilera Isn’t That Fat
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Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban French in France
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Hot Girls Washing Cars
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KAte Upton For Vogue!
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How To Date Model Hilary Rhoda
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Zoe Felix Upskirt in Cannes
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Selena Gomez Showing Some Leg
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Pitbull Pulls Car
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Taylor Swift is a Winner
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Girls From the Random Hotties Folder…
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Inna Popenko Posing in her Underwear
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The Worst Scooter Operator in History
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Ass Fuck Time. Underage Vs. Hot Whore. Who’d You Rather?
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Glamour Model Joey FIsher Looking Amazing Topless
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Carmen Electra is Pretty Amazing in a Bikini
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A Dude Cuts Off His Own Penis to Upset his Girlfriend
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Suicide Girl of the Day
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Brazilian Cops Chase Down a Drug Cartel Plane
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Ariana Grande Named “Most Rapeable” Actress
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Julia Voth
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12 Funniest Pictures of Trouble
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16 Year Old Lands a 1080
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Awesome Tits in a G-String…..
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Why You Don’t Park on Bridge That Lifts…
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Miranda Kerr Double Nipples
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Stephanie Leonidas Topless in a Movie
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Jess Davies Topless by the Pool
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Spoof Anime Porn
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Hannah Elizabeth – Glamour Model Tits in ZIP
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Zoe Saldana Nude in ALlure
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A Whole Lot of Girls With Big Tits
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Jenny McCarthy Farts on Lil Jon
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Your Head is Not a Window Breaker
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I Would Bury My Head In Her Like The Shroud Of Turin!
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Girls in No Bra
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Promo Video Fail
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A Canadian Butchers the American NAtional Anthem
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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Accidental Anal Makes the GIrls Cry
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Girl Makes Herself Cry from Having Anal with a Dildo
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Pregnant Woman Fucks a Giant Dildo
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Sex on a Public Train
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3 Thai Hookers Beat a Dude
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
GO

Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s a long weekend in Canada and no one cares because it is Canada…except me because I am in Canada and having everything closed is really making it hard for me to see my doctor for prescription pill refills….more importantly it meant a whole fucking boatload of assholes who normally work mondays filled the streets and bars and annoyed me while I want to be left alone as I drink my misery away…not that I’m that miserable, but I am when assholes are drunk and annoying me….

Monday’s are the new Sunday….

Look Down To See some morning hangover links…

Some Animated Star Wars Shits from Parks and Recreation for the Super Nerds
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Some Big Busty Amateur Models
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Some Intense Egyption Version of Crazy….Because they Are 4 Years Behind
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Leanna Decker in a Sexy Bikini
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Pogo Backflip World Record
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The Most Chiropractor in the Game
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Robber Receives Instant Karma
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Cannes Day 4 Babes
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Shark Scares a Fisherman….
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Jac Jagaciak is Fucking Hot
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Denise Milani vs Jordan Carver
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2013

17

May

stepLINKS of the Day

If I was a girl, I’d want to have my unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom…..but I’m just a guy….who has to be happy fucking girls who look like they would have their unwanted baby in the Walmart bathroom, and you know what, that works for me.

It’s the long weekend in canada, I should try to get someone pregnancy, or at least get their tits pregnant….with my mouth….and random household objects.

I am not a porn site.

Here are some stepLINKS….


I can’t Get Enough of Kim Kardashian’s Feet!
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Nicki Minaj Ass in Tight Pants
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No Bras Allowed!! Girls in Not Bra!
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Julianne Hough in Short Shorts…
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Paris Hilton Cried Whille Watching the Bling Ring, Because She Remembered a Time People Cared Enough To Rob Her
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HEr Name is Bailey Knoxk and she’s Posing Half Naked
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Dude Asking for Free Kisses Gets Rejected…
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Deer Crashes into the Bus
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Baz Luhrman Turned Down Doing the Harry Potter Series….
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Cara Delevingne Falshign Some Nipple or Something in her Dress…
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Girl Gets Fucked Up – Pretty Much Dies on BMX Crash
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Some Chick Named Stephanie Leonidas Titty in a Movie!
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Beyonce Cleavage to Celebrate Her Miserable Pregnancy
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Top 10 Reasons Men Jerk Off
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Denise Milani vs Jordan Carver in the Battle of the Tits
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Big Asian Tits at the Great Gatsby Screening
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How To Wake Up Your Dog
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Tiffani Amber Theissen’s Got SPANX On and They Aren’t Working on her Fat Ass
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Morning Show Teleprompter Prank
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These are Some Massive Tits in a Bathing Suit…..Holy Shit
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Some Exotic Girl Showing Her Tits
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The Song Britney Did for the SMURFS
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Nicole Kidman Slutty and Dressed in Leather
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Tough Mudder Electrocution
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Some Maria Fowler Chick and Her Shitty See Through
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Vanessa Hudgens Camel Toe in Tights….
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Emma Watson Back in Cannes….
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Mariah Carey’s Live Performance – Doesn’t Look Very Live….Lip Syncer.
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Hard Wet Nipples. Exactly How I Like Them!
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Lucy Hale Working Out
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Courtney Stodden in the Bath
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The Worst Fake Lesbian Pic Starring Selena Gomez…
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Amazing Harlem Shake Explosion – Idiots
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Georgia May Jagger is Lovely in a Red Dress
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Courtney Stodden Made a Sex Tape
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How To Mount a Horse!
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The Hangover’s Red Band Trailer
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
FOLLOW THIS LINK

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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Daring Amateur Sex on a Public Train
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Friend Wait While Her Friend Gets Fucked in the Park – Funny
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Diary of Anne Franck Themed Cam Show
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Pornstar Quits Over Farting Incident
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A Pretty Rockin’ Amateur Blowjob
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Young Couple in Love at the Beach
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Lesbian Pussy Eaten at the Auction
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Several Girls Masturbating Together
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Cam Girl Getting Down in the Library
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Girl Films Herself While Masturbating
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Cam Girl’s Got a Huge Clit
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
GO

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Is your hair thinning? Do girls you fuck hate it? Do you hate it? Well then stop it.
GO

Get the Farrah Abraham Sex Tape
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Email of the day :

Can you please post some more on Lena Dunham she is my favorite.
She gets naked on Girls like every week & you never post about it & she is awesome.
I know she isn’t traditionally sexy but she has a girl next door look that I think is so sexy like she looks like the kind of chick you see working kfc or something just average but hot!

My response:

It is ppl like Lena Dunham who represent all that is wrong in the world! She should not be allowed naked in her private life or on TV and wanting to see her naked may mean you have a serious sexual dysfunction.

Here are some morning links….

The Courtney Stodden Sex Tape is Next – Yay
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Police Chase in Portland
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Kai The Hatchet Hitchhiker’s Been Charged With Murder
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Today’s Best Photobombs
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Iza Olak is a Pretty Hot Fucking Model
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Dog Cries When Watching the Lion King
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Day 2 in Cannes – Featuring Emma Watson’s Back
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Kim Kardashian’s Bloated Ankles Won’t Turn You On
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Syrian Rebels Giggle over an RPG – Mental Cases
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Pug Watching TV
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Motorcycle Stunt Fail
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TO WATCH AN EXCLUSIVE CLIP FROM HER SEX TAPE / PORN TAPE IF YOU HAVEN’T ALREADY
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2013

16

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just in the grocery store behind some fat chick in white leggings that I assume she didn’t know where totally see through. I could see her fucking soul, and by soul I mean her underwear that was jacked up her cellulite ridden ass cheeks, and by underwear jacked up her ass, I mean the stains that were on them….and visible through her leggings. Insane.

I tried to take a picture of her, but I stupidly left the flash on, causing a bit of scene. I’m not very good at stealth mode…I ended up getting asked to leave the store, which was insane to me, considering that pig was practically naked in the place, and totally disgusting, I mean she coulda given the produce herpes just walking by….

It’s hard out there for a pervert. The world is against us.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls Tugging on their Clothing is Hot
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Miley Cyrus and the Other Sluts at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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The Hatchet Wielding Hitchiker Who Went Viral – is Now Wanted for Murder
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Danielle Sharp’s MAssive Glamour Model Tits
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Trailer for “Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D”
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Ashley Tisdale Duck Face
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Syrian Rebels Laugh at an RPG – Gangster
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Emma Watson in W Magazine
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Asana Mamoru is Some Hotness with Big Tits
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A Whole Bunch of Face Down Ass Up Pics – Of the Day
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Emma Watson’s Got Back in Cannes
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Julianne Moore’s Feet With Destroy Any FOot Fetishists Foot Fetish
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Selena Gomez is in Disguise
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Dita Von Teese is Selling her Gangster Car on eBay
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Behind the Scenes with a Pornstar Make-Up Artist – If You Care
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Sluts at the Star Trek Premiere
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Chihuahua Hates Baths
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Cindy Crawford Cleavage in Cannes
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The Ultimate Shopping Cart Fails
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20 Hottest Pics of Priscilla Caripan
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Jennifer Morrison See Through
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Vanessa Hudgens is Picking Her Nose
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Angelina Jolie is on the Cover of Time – All She Had TO Do was Cut off Her Titties
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I Don’t Know Who This Babe is – I just Know She’s got a Dildo in her
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Schwarzenegger Promoting Some Youtube Shit
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My Friend Ariel Rebel Does Some Selfies….
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Band on the Run vs Imagine – Mash Up
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Miley Cyrus at the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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Sneezing Animals Compilation
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Youtube Spotlight – The 80s Rocker Chick
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Nikki Leigh in a Bikini
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Misheard Lyrics the 1990s Edition
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David Beckham is Retiring
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Kourtney Kardashians’ Big Tits in a Bathing Suit
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Jennifer Nicole Lee See Through
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Train Hits a Truck!
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Dirty Hypnotist in Japan Does Amazing Things with the Girls he Hypnotizes…
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Some Girl Strips on an ATV
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I am Down with these Two Girls Posting NUde Together
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Danielle Fischel at the Maxim Hot 100 Party (Topanga from Boy Meets World)
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Slo Motion Elbow Sliding on a Motorbike
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Extreme Watersliding
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Kanye West is Complaining About Being a Celebrity, Walking into Poles and Says he Makes Real Music, when Not Impregnanting Barnyard Animals….Such a Bitch Doing Spoken Word….Real Manly…
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The Creepiest Guy in Porn – Best Video Ever
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Chick Shoves Things in her Ass
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A Set of Twins Sharing Cum
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I Kinda Love this Cam Show
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Some Indian – Dot Not Feather – Showing Her Vagina
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Rockin Bush on this Messy House
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Weird Masturbating – Creepy – Robot Shit
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Masturbating in the Bathroom
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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2013

16

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Having Skype Business Meetings….for the DRUNKENSWEATSHOP

I don’t know why Vegans always hate me. I mean more and more girls I meet in bars don’t eat meat and I don’t really care what their diet is, but for some reason they like to tell me, and for some reason it is a perfect way to ruin my chances of having sex, because even when I don’t debate them on meat eating, cuz really who cares what my diet is, they attack, preach, and last night that lost me a nice set of tits to suck on. It was that or me asking if cannibalism counted as meat eating…either way from now on, I’m going to lie to girls, you know since they always lie to me…

Here are some links…


Girls Tugging on their Clothing is Hot
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Her Name Doesn’t Matter – What Matters is that She’s in a Bikini
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Karolina Kurkova is Trying to French Kiss the Prince – It’s a Good Retirement Plan
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Adrianna Ho is Some Hot Chick for Complex
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This Dog Really Wants the Sausage
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A Whole Lot of Sluts in Cannes
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Candid hots from the Set of Great Movies
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Clever Abercrombie Owning
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How To Jump over a Fire Pit
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2013

15

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Some model gave me permission to masturbate to her profile pic…and people say they don’t give back…or more importantly people say I haven’t won at the internet…I mean this is almost as good as when a vegan chick offered to eat my meat with her vegina….if I could navigate my way through her hippie bush….only it’s got more top model in it….

She was probably impressed with my command of the English language, you know my spelling skills, or my rebellious, I don’t give a fuck how to spell masturbate, I do it my own way attitude. Bitches love that….

Here are some stepLINKS while I deal with peaking, reaching the top, finally making it, etc.

I know I can hardly believe it either. Who cares if I had to google who she was to realize how major this is….it still -happened.

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini to Celebrate Her Buying 100,000 Twitter Followers
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Zoe Saldana is Bi-Sexual
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A Whole Lot of Hot Booty Cuz It’s Wednesday….
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Her Name is Jordan Carver and She has Huge Tits
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Wet See Through
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Playboy Chick Nikki Leigh in her Bikini
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People Running for the Train in Slow Motion
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Carey Mulligan Creepy in Cannes
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Compilation of Trampoline Fails
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How About Jennifer Love Hewitt in GIFs
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Taylor Swift was a Satanist in the 90s
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The top 5 Angelina Jolie Nude Scenes
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Before and After Porno Make-Up
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Autumn Reeser’s Titties in Some Movie…
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Food Nightmares That Actually Happened….
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Some Hot Small Tits Spreading her Vag
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Tanning Mom Has Her Big Break in Porn!
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More Katharina Damm Topless at the BEach
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Jessica Lowndes Cleavage
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Looking Down Some Girl’s Shirt While She Plays the Piano
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This Video is Hysterical…
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Victoria’s Secret Models Promoting Bullshit in Tight Clothes
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These are Ridiculously Hilarious Tits
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Some Pregnant Bitch Named Heather Morris in Shorts – Cuz I Know You Love Pregnant Bitches
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Porno Make-Up – The Movie –
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Some Topless Model Looking Girl Walking Through the City….
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Irina Shayk Hot Modeling
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A Whole Lot of Tits in Zoo Magazine’s Latest Issue
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Angelina Jolie is Getting Her Ovaries Removed NExT! I Think She’s Getting Carried Away…
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Lesbian Squirt Bukkake
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Funny Abercrombie Stunt
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Worst Mom Ever – Via China
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Her Name is Stacey and She’s Naked and Fisting….
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These Girls Take Arm Wrestling Very Seriously
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Katie Holmes Has Cankles
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Teen Mom Says She’s getting a New Reality Show
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Baby Sitter Gets Caught on cam
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Today in Japanese Puking Fetish Videos…..
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This Creep and His 18 Year Old are Hilarous
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Amateur Emo Pic Dump
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A Couple of Lesbians in the Bathroom
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Cutest Crackhead Confessions
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A Cam Girl in the Library Squirting
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A Cam Girl in Her Car
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Amateur Girl Masturbating
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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2013

15

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the

I spent my night recruiting girls to mud wrestle me….I got one looped into the amazing plan….but realized I had no mud to wrestle in….reminding me that next time I go out there looking for fun…I need to come prepared. It’s like bringing a girl home, being right about to fuck, and her saying “no condom, no party”….and you have no condoms because you never get girls home with you and you used them all masturbating….not that that would ever happen, since no one uses condoms, but I’m trying make you understand the loss, pain and sadness I felt….the good news is I drank through it. Now I’m hungover.

Here are some morning links…

Some Shitty Ali Larter Mom CLeavage
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The Best Japanese GIF of the Day
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Man With No Hands Crushes Red Hot Chili Peppers Song on the Drums
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Today in Tramp Stamps
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Milla Jovovich Smiling for Vogue Turkey
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I would eat the Shit that Comes Out of This Ass – Just to Get High…
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In Loving Memory of Angelina Jolie’s Breasts. Our thoughts are with her Family in this Hard Time…RIP Motherfucker – Video Tribute
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Rodeo Clown Backflip over Bull
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Cat Opens 5 Doors to Go Outside
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A Little Human BUNGEE
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2013

14

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Things haven’t been the same since Angelina Jolie amputated her titties…I haven’t been able to jerk off, fuck, or even eat….all I can do is drink…while mourning this great loss.

I never get upset when celebrities die…in fact I just laugh at the shit, but but apparently I do when their tits do.

I don’t even know if I’ll be able to suck my strippers tits during my lap dance tonight…all I’ll see is Angelina…

RIP Motherfucker. Them titties were good. They lived a good life….a life that was cut too short. Tragedy.

Here are some links…while I get drunk…

Is this an Emma Watson See Through?
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Hot Chicks Laying in Bed
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Brad Pitt on Angelina Jolie’s Tits….
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Britney Spears has a Horrible Booty
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Lana Del Rey Looks Good in Fashion Magazine
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You Need These Cowboy Shirts!
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How To Open a Beer Compilation
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Say Bye to Bill Heder
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I am Very Into this Josi Detz CHick and Her Half Naked Posing
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Stoned Golden Retriever
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Woman Gets Kicked Off Plane for Singing I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU
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THis is Hilarious – Rich People Hired Disabled Tour Guides to Cut the Line and DIsney!!
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Kirsten Dunst Brings Her titties to Cannes
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This Guy with the World’s Biggest Dick Makes The Worst Music Video Ever
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Some Argentinian Singer’s Tit Falls Out on TV!
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Some Chick Named Roxanne Pallet Working Out in Short Shorts
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Angelina Jolie
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini on a Yacht. Like a Hooker…
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This Girl in a White Skirt Has Insane Tits
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New Parents – VS- Starbucks – Cuz New Parents Don’t Realize No One Wants Their Shitty Baby Diaper Unleashed While We’re Sipping Our Lattes – Entitled fucked.
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This is the Suspect in the NOLA Shooting
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A Dude Breaks Into a Pizza Place – To Make a Pizza
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Teen Mom is Pregnant With James Deen’s Baby for Attention
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Gary Busey Does Buddy Holly’s Not Fade Away – And It’s Awesome
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The Public Response to Angelina Jolie’s Titty Death
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The Human Chainsaw
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Mindy Kaling is a Racist Who Only Makes Out With White Guys on her Show
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The Weirdest Snail Crawling Home to Mommy Porn You’ll Ever See
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Elsa Hosk Boring Campaign
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Rosie Jones Amazing in a Bikini Pic She Posted to Twitter
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A Whole Lot of Hayden Panettiere in her Bikini on the Beach
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Chubby Eva Longoria’s in SPANX Hiding her Belly…
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A Couple Lipstick Lesbians and a Massive Strapon – How Romantic!
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Vanessa Hudgens Simulates Oral Sex on Spring Break
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Some Busty Suicide Girl Named Charlotte
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This Girl has SERIOUS Labia
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Here’s an Epic Social Media Meltdown from a Restaurant on Kitchen Nightmares – Funny
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Who is this Small Titty Brunette Spreading Her Ass in the Park
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Beyonce is Probably Pregnant….
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Camilla Belle Hot in Underwear for some Magazine from March
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No Hands Car Wash is the Best Thing Ever
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Garage Demolition Fail
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Eagle Steals a Fish from the Fishign Line
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A Guy Gets Busted Trying to Bang a Hooker on his Honeymoon
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A Whole Lot of Ashley Tisdale in her Bikini
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Unintentional Dirty Pics!
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Beyonce’s Sister Shows Off Her Legs and Titties for Complex
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Ralley Car Crashes into a House
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Some Jessica Alba Face
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18 Year Old Makes a Dirty Video in the Bathroom
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Hot Amateur Lesbians Get Their Fuck On
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This Girl Banging Her Orange Juice is Hilarious!
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Chubby Girl Masturbates
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Big Toy – Small Girl
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Awesome – Huge – Amateur Tits
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MILF Didoes her Asshole
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…Cam Girls are the BEst
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SEX TOYS MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT
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Awesome Phone Sex – First 3 Minutes Free – Try It
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NETFLIX OF PORN IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING!!! Free 50 Minutes.
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