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2010

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone emailed me to tell me that my site is 2,145 in the USA, that means if you were to line-up all the websites in the world, I’d be the 2,145th in line. That may not seem like much and my bank account proves it, but I was thinking about it, and realized that there are a fucking lot of websites out there, so maybe 2,145th isn’t all that bad….but if it wasn’t all that bad I’d be better off than the gutter trash I am, so it really means nothing…and I am sure many sites much smaller than me who make a hell of a lot more money than me, re-affirming that I am the loser I already know I am….

But I don’t need the website to make me rich, I just found a pair of really large women’s underwear on the floor and the piss, blood and shit smear stain that looks a lot like Michael Jackson buttfucking Corey Haim while Jesus, Farrah Fawcett, DJ Am and Dorothy from the Golden Girls are jerking off in the corner….Shit’s gonna sell for huge money on ebay….literally…here are my stepLINKS…warning – I wrote them drunk as fuck so they may be off – but that’s pretty expected from me…

Yeah Don’t Be Sorry Justine Timberlake, If I Was You, I Would Be Banging Strippers Instead of Jessica Biel Too
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Because I Believe In Handing You Things On a Silver Platter, Especially Whores
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All The Women Rapper Nas Has Fucked
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Michelle Branch is Looking Slutty and I Love It
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The Top Ten Best Songs About Being Horney
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Howard Stern Beauty Pageant: Jamie Jungers Tops Tiger Woods Mistresses
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A Sort of Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud is Better Than Pantyhose Upskirt from Nicola Roberts of Girls Aloud
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Kristen Stewart is Looking Good on Jay Leno
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Temper Temper Gordon Boyd – VIDEO
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You Can Keep A Piece Of Corey Haim With You Forever…Provided You Have a Telephone – VIDEO
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Blondie Shows It All Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Lady Gaga Could HAve Died on this Flight, Too Bad She Didn’t
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Gemma Atkinson in Lingerie
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Considering Corey Haim Died of a Drug Overdose and Not a STD From This Slut, I’m Thinking He Got Off Easy
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Girls Peeing – A Gallery
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Brenda Lee Has the Type of Body I Wanna Put My Hands All Over
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In Case You Haven’t Seen How Insanely Hot Tiger Woods’ Wife Is, Here She is Again
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Ashley and August Get Down With Each Other
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Gabrielle Union Was Lookin Curvey and Hot at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
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Gotta Love Tits In Action – Here’s Some Great GIFS I Know You’ll Make Use Of
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Forheard Titties Are the Future
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Seriously, Some Dudes Just Deserve to Be Castrated and That’s All There Is To It
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Okay Heidi Montag Has Officially Lost Her Mind
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Larisa is a Wild Blonde
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Tiffani Amber Thiessen
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Amy Winehouse is Looking Not Disgusting and Diseased and Quite Frankly I Am Shocked
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Lookin Good Sweetheart – Christina Ricci Edition
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Casual Jessica Simpson Make Her Sex Appeal Sky Rocket
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Ninja Kick Fail – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Gemma Arterton Lingerie
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Hanna Hilton Takes Off the Polka
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Aubrey O’Day Sluts It Up For Millions of Milkshakes
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2010

09

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think tonight is the night to open a brothel in my friend’s apartment, all we need are a couple of girls to work it, I figure it won’t be too hard to find a homeless bitch or two willing to walk around naked after we hose her down, in exchange for money and an escape from the elements and I’m pretty sure I’m more than willing to be the guy who does the hosing down….

But before I do that, here are my stepLINKS….

Tila Tequila and her Fake Baby Haven’t Died Yet….
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Gerard Butler is Getting Pussy All Over the Place and I Salute Him
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15 Hall of Fame Tramp Stamps
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Fuck These Chicks On Cars
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Because Don’t You Want Any Slut You Can Choose From?
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Cheryl Tweedy Shakes That Thang
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The 20 Worst Saturday Morning Cartoons
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TEXT
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5 Things That Make You Proud To Be An American This Week
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Jennifer Wanderer German Next Top Model Contestant Leaked Topless Pics – THROWBACK
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Lohan Is Delusional – Part 475, 483
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The Best Catfights in Sports
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Yeah I’d Bang Lea Michele, and So would You
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Cougar and a Webcam – VIDEO
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Who is Nina Dobrev and Why Isn’t She Sitting On My Face
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Brooklyn Decker is Hot in Lingerie
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Betty White is On Fire and I Love It
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Random Photo Fun of the Day
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Who Knew I Would Enjoy Beating Off to the Real Life Jessica Rabbit More Than The Cartoon?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kim Kardashian Takes Her Fat Bikini Ass To Costa Rica
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Say Hello to Tess And Her Titties
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Who Would You Rather – Rosario Dawson vs Maria Bello
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Vanessa Hudgens Personal Pics Are Worth Revisitng
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Olivia Wilde is Fuckable in that Old Hollywood Type of Way
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Guess Who ELSE Wants to Fuck Gerard Butler?
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Here’s The Trailer for IRON MAN 2
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Alison Angel Masterbates on the Couch
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Candice Swanepoel Fall 2009 Victoria’s Secret Collection
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Lohan is Actually Lookin’ Like She Didn’t Crawl Out of a Dumpster Somewhere
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Jesus Christ Pam Anderson’s Career Jsut Keeps Slipping Further and Further Down the Line
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Hot Sluts Get In a Girl Fight
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Hannah Claydon and Kerri Parker Topless
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Getting Freaky By the Fireplace
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Shira Jones is Busty
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I Wanna Bang Ringo Starrs Wife
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The First Nude American Apparel Ad from 2003
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2010

08

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

All these Oscar parties have really burnt me out, you know the ones I wasn’t invited to because I am irrelevant to the entertainment industry, but I am pretty sure if I really wanted to, I could take the fuck over, at least that’s what I tell myself, because the reality is that I am too lazy, and laziness is the best excuse for failure or not trying, and delusion that you have what it takes makes laziness and not trying trying seem like something you shouldn’t commit suicide over, when you really should commit suicide….

But before we do in some collective internet mass suicide that will get us on the news, here’s some stepLINKS….

Christina Hendricks Hot Tits
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Guess Who Got Fucking Fired?! Hahahahhah
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Kara DioGuardi Sheer Panty Upskirt – Whore
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A Whole Lot of Models Without Pants On
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The Hottest Girls At The Oscars
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15 Hottest Mother Daughter Combos in Show Business
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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage Is Precious, And By Precious I Mean Fat!
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Because Being Virgin Doesn’t Have to Be as Depressing As You Life Is
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Who Knew French TV Was So AWESOME?! – VIDEO
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And More Oscar Drama
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2010’s 10 Most Disappointing and Depressing NBA Teams
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Dirty Thoughts With Penelope Cruz
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Fiona Takes a Bath
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Jamie Foxx Wants to Tap That Ass and I Don’t Blame Him
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Now THAT’S Some Talent – VIDEO
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Abbey Brooks is Worth Taking a Look At
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Did Anyone Check Out That Cunt Who Interrupted the Speech During the Oscars Last Night
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Maliah Michel Does Smooth Mag
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Belen Rodriguez Looking Hot In Thong Bikini
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Tiffany Does Another Lesbo Trick – VIDEO
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Mina Suvari is Lookin Good
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God Damn I Love Eva Green
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Bar Rafaeli is Looking Tasty in White
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Stacy Dash is Probably The Most Underrated Actress in Terms of Sex Appeal
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Jimmy Kimmel Does Some Funny Shit on His Show Occasionally – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Blonde Virgin on the Fucking Machine
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Sports Illustrated Backstage VIDEO
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Oscar Slut Round Up
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Shay Laren is Sexy is Purple
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Julie is a Blonde Girl Next Door Type
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25 Animals Humping The Wrong Animal
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Party Girls, Dance, Fall – VIDEO
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Honest Movie Titles: Oscars 2010
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Yeah I’d Bang Cameron Diaz, Joker Face and All
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Jaime Hammer Peels Off Her Lingerie
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Official Nipple in a See Thru on a Regular Girl
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2010

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am pretty happy it is the weekend, even though everyday feels like Sunday you know since I don’t have a job, but I’m pretty happy about not having a job and everytime I walk into a grocery store or pharmacy and breathe in the dirty stagnant air I realize that poverty is a decent consequence to not have to spend my days working in that shit, when in reality the people who do spend their days in the shit are still pretty fucking poor….So instead, I have spent a good part of my day trying to convince girls to make crotchless panties out of panties they have lying around the house and to take pics of them on for me….no one has done it yet…but in life, you gotta have faith….so while I wait here are some stepLINKS to distract you…. Enjoy motherfuckers…

Taylor Swift Panty Peek
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A Virgin Like You Could Learn a Thing Or Two From Mickey Rourke
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The 35 All-Time Hottest Women Of Wrestling
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I’d Fuck Vanessa Paradis, Gap Teeth and All
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Because Everyone Deserves a Little Fun on Friday Night
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Yeah I’d Bang Cheryl Tweedy, Eating Disorder and All
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Evil Dead Claymation = AMAZING – VIDEO
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Half Time Entertainment: The Hottest Dance Squads of the NBA
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Everyone’s Favorite Nicki Minaj in Fader Magazine Photoshoot
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Hottest Sandra Bullock Pics
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Did you Read my Article on the New Ed Hardy
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Star Trek: How It Should Have Ended – VIDEO
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Cecilia Bolocco See Through Dress – THROWBACK
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Busty Luna Rubbing Her Pussy on Chair
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Audrina Patridge Outtakes
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And That’s Why You Don’t BMX On a Treadmill
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Get Those Titties Out Girls – GALLERY
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Beyonce and Her Tits and Ass Can Sell Anything
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Whoa, Heidi Montag Is Looking Fucking Hot
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Janessa and Betty Are Vibrating Each Other
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Abigail Clancy
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Shay Maria Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable
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Who Would You Bang?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara is Lookin Hot
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James Cameron is Getting Sued
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Blonde Amateur Gets Her Pussy Pounded
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Gina Gershon spoofs Sarah Palin in Bikini
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I Miss The Dirty, Whorish Angelina Jolie
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Zuzana Versus Christina
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Chat Roulette is Fucked Up Man
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Lillo, Frances or Jenni?
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Domino Gala
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Krissy is Oh So Sweet
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Everyday Asian Girl in a See Thru Shirt…
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2010

05

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I made 50 dollars today. It was a fucking joke. I went to every coffee shop in the area, threw a dime into the tip jar and took out a dollar, not one person caught on and it’s not really stealing considering they get paid by the hour anyway, it’s like free fucking money. Seriously, I have tried to steal in the past and I have always got busted, whether it was the Playboy VHS when I was 19 that landed me in the Security office of the local mall, or the pair of boxers I tried to steal cuz I shat myself that landed me in the fucking police station, thinking, wow, cops really have nothing better to do with their time, but all that taught me that I may not be very slick, but I guess I was today and now I’m going to get fucking drunker than usual, cuz my wife only gives me 20 dollars a day to live off of…On a side note, Lohan is writing a tell all book and I am trying to be the ghostwriter. Sure, I don’t really know how to write, but figure writing a chapter describing each sexual partner she’s had is really my life purpose…so if you know Lohan let her know I’m ready…okay…drinking time….

Paper Camera, Paper Chase
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a is Disgusting, Spouts Off About Some Thing Or Another
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Sex in the Middle of the Road in Germany? Why Not
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12 Superheroes That Are Actually Assholes
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Jerry Seinfeld’s Hottest Girls
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Because a Strong Grip Can Be the Best Friend You’ve Ever Had
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Mary Carey and Her Giant Tits
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Shauna Sand Looking Whorish, Probably On Her Way to the PTA Meeting to Bone Her Kids Teachers
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How To: Make People Angry – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gaga’s Latest See Thru Costume
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Katherine Heigl Was Never Really Hot, But Man Bitch is Looking Beat
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Call Her Dr. Claw
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Gettin Dirty in the Bathroom – VIDEO
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Model Catrin Claesen Showing Off Some Swimwear
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Veronica and Sara Are Worth Taking a Look At
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Beyonce is Lookin Hot in the Ads for Her Clothing Line House of Derrier (That means ASS, you uncultured fuck)
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Alicia Duvall is Trashy, Maybe Even a Bit Trashier Than I Usually Enjoy
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Admittedly, I’m a Sucker for a Feel Good Story Involving Puppies. Go Fuck Yourself – VIDEO
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lucky, Lucky Lesbians
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Christina Hendrick’s Tits Are Just Fucking Insane
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Perfect 10? Maybe – Gallery
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Dancing With the Sluts
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Atheist College Group Exchanges Porn For Bibles
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Lindsay Lohan Probably Couldn’t Write Her Name, Let Alone a Book
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Pamela is Self Fisting
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Gotta Love a Man in a chicken Suit – VIDEO
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Nicolette Sheridan is Starting to Look Like the Geriatric She Is
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Almost Reese Witherspoon Vagina
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Some Joanna Krupa, Just Because
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off With Your Car – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Natalie Blair is Nude
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Jenny McClean is Nude in the Woods
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Follow Me to the Path of Enlightenment
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Bonus – Insane Shipping Container Turned into a Helicopter
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Also…………

I Got Paid To Write an Article For the First Time in My Life


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2010

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone just told me that it is Spring Break for most people. That means somewhere at this moment, a college coed is getting gangbanged for the first time, or dying of alcohol poisoning for the first time, or getting her stomach pumped for the first time, while flashing her tits for the first time, and I am not around any of that excitement, I’m just sick in Canada, a fate worse than death. I guess there’s always next year, when I’ll be the almost 50 year old trying to get my flacid mound I call my dick to fit in as many passed out girls in their bikinis, but I keep telling myself that and it never comes true….what does always come true every night are my stepLINKS…

Courtney Love is Playing Jesus Dress Up or Some Shit and it Turns Me The Fuck On….
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Naomi Campbell Beat Down!!
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Because Pulling One Out is a Little Easier When You Have Some Help
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Joss Stone Goes Nude
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15 Truly Awful Celebrity Parents
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Vanessa Paradis is Fucking Smokin’
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Train Versus Flood, Holy Shit – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Who Donna Air is, But Here’s Her Panties
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Is Keira Knightley Naked Under This Trenchcoat
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How Many Times Has This Happened To You – VIDEO
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Lesbian Class is in Session – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I’m Not On For Feel Good Stories, But This Computer System That is Allowing Roger Ebert to Speak Again is Fucking Insane and I’m Happy For the Dude
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And Now, The House That 33DDs Built
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India Reynolds is Lookin’ Mighty Mighty Fine
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Okay, This is The Creepiest Russian Singer Weirdo dude Ever – VIDEO
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Little Wayne is Probably Never Going to Go to Jail
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Miley Cyrus Gyrating On Stage: So Wrong, But So Right – VIDEO
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Awhhh Lohan is Madd at The Paparazzi!
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Elizabeth Anne and Ariel Get It On
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Hayden Panty Airs is a Call Girl
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Ciara Has a Tight Body
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The Price of Persia Trailer For Those Who Care
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Which One Would You Hit?
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Eve Longoria Down Dress Cleavage
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Amy Doesn’t Wait For Someone Else to Please Her
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Underwater Boxing Match – VIDEO
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Eliza Dushku
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Some Pam Anderson Add Was Bailed in Australia and Here It Is – VIDEO
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Who Knew Pigs Could Fly? – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Sammy Brady is Topless in a Thong
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Can She Do It All Herself? Yes She Can! – VIDEO
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Sofi and Kesedy at the Beach
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I Don’t Know Who Khia is, But She is Tweeting About Trina’s Nude Leaked Pics and It’s Hilarious
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Some Serious Fucking Booty…
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See Thru Shirt on an Everyday Girl….
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2010

01

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I think the end is here – or at least near because I am fucking sick and I am that annoying asshole you all hate who gets a cold and transforms into a little fucking girl because I can’t deal with it like a fucking man….or even like a woman because I am not resiliant, I am weak and pathetic and in pain…

So here are my stepLINKS while I curl up and die….

I’m the Last Person to Give Anyone Parenting Advice, but I Suppose Alcoholism, Drug Abuse and Domestic Violence *May* Not Be the Best Place to Raise Children
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Today In Shitty Reality TV Publicity Stunts: Some Other Slut is Saying She’s a Dyke
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Hottest Student Bodies: Top 50 Universities Ranked By Looks
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The Sexiest Celebrities Born This Month
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Because You Spend All Your Time Online Anyways, You May As Well Get Off
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Man Kim Kardashian’s Ass and Tits Just Get Bigger By the Day
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Reading Rainbow’s Banned Book Review: American Psycho – VIDEO
(This is Amazing)
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Laetitia Casta Boobs In See Through Dress
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Vince Vaughn Looks Like He’s Deep Throated Before
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Figure Skater Michelle Kwon is Still Lookin Bangable
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Is there anything that Japan can’t do weirder than us? This take on Britain’s Got Talent breakthrough Susan Boyle – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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She’s a Squirter! – VIDEO
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I Could Stare at Sofia Vergara All Day
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Crack Addicts do the Crack Dance – VIDEOs
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Diamond Dave’s Ninja School! Enroll Now! – VIDEO
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Ciara is a Dirty Dancer – VIDEO
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Jesus Christ Look at The Size of Mariah Carey’s Tits
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Heather and Tiffany Get It On
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The Ghost Of Lindsay Lohan’s Future
(This May Make You Puke)
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Here’s The Trailer for the A-Team Movie – VIDEO
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A Tribute To Salma Hayek’s Breast
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Dakota Fanning May Be Jailbai But You’re a Perv and You’re Okay With That
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SNL Makes Fun of We Are the World
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I Would Think a Floor Would HAve Collapsed UNDER Snookie Before a Roof Collapsed Over Her, But Whatever
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Nurse on the Fucking Machines
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Irina Sheik Gallery
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Tyra Banks is Fucking Terrifying
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Happy Birthday from Bryoni-Kate!
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This Amazing Smoking and Drinking Chimp Has to Go to Rehab! Lame!
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25 Awesome Mustaches
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Gotta Make That Paper Man! – VIDEO
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Extreme Arm Wrestling – VIDEO
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Guess Which Singing Fatty Has Gotten Even Fatter?
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Here’s The Trailer for showgirls 2 – VIDEO
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Another Bonus – Some Rapper No One Has Ever Heard of Leaked Her Nude Pictures and Rash Pictures for Attention….

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2010

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I should have posted these earlier, but I was in a pretty serious fight with my hangover, it kicked me in the ass pretty fucking hard, making me question my idea to buy the last round of doubles while the bar was closing. I blame my toothless, ex-biker, homeless friend who kept giving girls around us random stolen jewelry, but maybe it was the guy who looked like everything he did was staged, from his shaved head to his tattoos, to his hood half mounted on his head, to the way he checked out girls, to the girls he ended up making out with and bringing home, while me and the homeless man did shots and talked about the young pussy we were submersed it. Sure, my night doesn’t make sense, but my friend found my pants in his elevator, he lives 10 blocks away from me and I’m just hoping toothless homie didn’t have his way with me. I am pretty sure I’d remember that, but I guess 6-8 weeks will tell….

Here are my stepLINKS.

Ke$ha’s Dumpy Ass or a Monster is Eating Her From the Hips Down. The Jury is Still Out
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Karina Bradley is the Stuff Whores Are Made Of
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34 Sexy Celebrities When They Were Young
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Because You Are a Sexless Virgin Just Like I Am a Sexless Alcoholic
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Some Asian Sluts Are Wrestling – VIDEO
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The World’s Oldest Hot Dog – VIDEO
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Abi Titmus No Panty Upskirt Throwback
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More From the Ed Hardy Boyz – VIDEO
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Get Ready for the Shittiest Episode of SNL Ever
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Joan Rivers is a Bitter Old Cunt and I Love It
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Horny Slut Tastes Her Own Pussy – VIDEO
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Some Slut From The Bachelor Has a Sex Tape
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Would You Hit It? VIDEO
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I Love Random Photos
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CHARLIE MURPHY IS AMAZING! – VIDEO
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Glad To See the Octomom is Taking Great Care of All 37 of Her Children
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Topless Carmen Schaefer Is Why I Watch Curling
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Hot Lesbos and Their Dildos
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Kate Beckinsale is Lookin Good
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Sasha Singleton Is Defintely Stroke Worthy Material
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Some Jenna Dewen Hotness
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Little Nasty Facebook Freak Sentenced To 15 Years For Blackmailing Boys For Sex
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Being Married To Charlie Sheen Sounds Like a Hoot
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Samantha Ride the Sybian
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Sea World Trainer Killed By Whale – VIDEO
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Gotta Love a One Piece
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Tiger Woods is a Drug Addict
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Courtney Love, WTF Are You Wearing?
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Holly Peers is Nude
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Sylvia in Leopard Skin
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And More Courtney Love Craziness
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2010

22

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I spent half my day watching some native presentation at the local native community center because I heard there was going to be free booze, when really all that was free was some obscure meat that must have been baby seal because I guess they prefer to give their people free traditional food than white man’s manipulation juice that left them on the streets and signing over free land.

I ate it anyway, because that’s what being fat is all about and I was lucky enough to meet at least two fat inuit prostitutes who offered me affordable sex, they even had business cards and their entrepreneurial marketing know-how made it hard to say no, but their toothless smiles and skin infection didn’t.

Now here are my stepLINKS….

Paris Hilton Looks Good and Ready to Be Date Raped
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I Wonder What Else She Can Destroy With Those Thighs? – VIDEO
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The 14 Freakiest Serial Killers You’ve Probably Never Heard Of
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Happy Birthday! Drew Barrymore’s Hottest Pics
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Because It Will Help You Get Through Monday Without Putting a Bullet In Your Head
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Sophie Turner Deserves a Good Rogering
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Kate Winslet is Lookin Fully Bangable
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Yeah, I’d Bang Super Saver Lilian – VIDEO
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Catch a Chat Roulette Predator – VIDEO
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Peaches Geldof and Her Sloppy, Topless Throwback
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Let’s Make Up Some Stuff About Justin Bieber
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Now That’s a Perfect Ass
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Sasha Volkova is Worth Taking a Look At
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Man, It’s About Time Betty White Gets The Respect She Deserves
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Now THAT’S What I Call a Self Shot Babe
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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It’s a Cleavage Miracle! – VIDEO
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Rihanna and a Midget Stripper – VIDEO
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A Topless Katie Downes Will Perk You Up
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Hailey and Tiffany Get It On
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mila Kunis is Looking good As Always
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Rhian Sudgen and a Whole Lot of Air Brushing Make Her the Perfect Blonde
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Funny or Die Usually Isn’t That Funny, But Here Is a Funny or Die Video
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Lady GaGa and Her Attention Whoredom of the Day
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OMG!!! BONER IS MISSING!!!
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Fucking Machines X Lesbians = Awww Yeaaah!
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Aurelia Gliwski- Victoria’s Secret Lingeri
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Once a Slut, Always a Slut
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Luisa Takes a Shower
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Noni’s Gallery is Something Worth Taking a Look At
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A Gallery of 25 Parents That Are Worse Parents Than Me
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Guess Agan Shit Stain – VIDEO
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The Life and Times of Tim is Pretty Much the Best Show Ever – VIDEO
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That Depends On What Your Definition of ‘Drug Free’ Is
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Jamie is Nude By the Window
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Another Chuck E. Cheese Fight , the Third in a Fucking Week…This Time In St. Louis
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I just masturbated to this picture….
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2010

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I wasn’t having sex with this girl this afternoon, but I probably should have been. I was too busy trying to find a cheap Mexican food, a beer, and cheap willing women who are trained in massage but had to shelve their dreams of working at some luxury spa and turn their grip to giving handjobs on street corners….none of which came true…but I did convince a guy to let me ride in his horse drawn carriage and I felt like it was my fairytale wedding day….but only because my wife wasn’t there and a marriage without her is a fucking dream….

My stepLINKS are also rumored to being a dream in some parts….

Panties From One of the Tiger Whores….
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I Don’t Condone Hate Crimes, But When I See Gay People Like This, It Makes Me Understand Why People Beat Up Homos
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100 Pictures of Hot Girls Tailgating
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Because Friday Night Doesn’t Have to Be Spent With Your Mom
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Some Hot Sluts Wrestling in Bikinis and Oil – VIDEO
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Who Knew The Predator Could Rival Michael Jackson in a Dance Battle? – VIDEO
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Kourtney Kardashian’s Hottest Pics
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Jade Jagger Panty Upskirt Throwback
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Because At Some Point, Every Dude Needs a Good Wingman – VIDEO
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And Now, The Best Billboard Ever Made Ever
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Gwenyth Paltrow is a Walking Fucking Parody of Herself – VIDEO
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Euro Teen Gets Freaky With the Vibrator
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Angella Marcello is The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Well Here’s Thr Proof Once and For All Lady Gaga Has No Penis, and To be Honest, I Preferred Being Able to Believe She Was Half Man
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The Only Thing Worse Then Playing Football Like a Girl is Playing Football Like a Jonas Brother
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Random Photos to Waste Your Day
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A Little Bit of Alicia Keys
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Miley Cyrus Short Shorts Because You Are a Pedophile
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Nikki April and Sammi Get It On
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Amber Heard is Fully Bangable
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Seriously Hot UFC Ring Girl Arianny Celeste
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Carey Mulligan Looks Like a Fairy I’d Like to Fuck
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WTF: Zebra Escapes Circus And Ends Up On A Major Interstate In Atlanta
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Lisa Rinna is Calling the Kettle Black
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Sandy is Bare Down There
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When a Hero Saves the Day
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I Gotta Go to Sweden and Bang Some Broads
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Nothing Says Comedy Like a Fat Crackhead – VIDEO
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Excercise Ball Faceplant – VIDEO
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Kitchen Striptease – VIDEO
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Kelly Rowland is Lookin Hot
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Corin Riggs Has an Ass Like No Other
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BONUS – MORE GULLY PROJECT SHIT AT CHUCK E. CHEESE
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Follow Me You Bastards!!!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

18

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email….

We have not seen you in awhile, the last time you logged in was Never.

I thought it was funny because it reminded me of something a vagina would email you if a vagina had a mind of its own and could type cuz you don’t get laid…and never get to log yourself into the fucking thing…

Yeah – that was a stretech and here is another stretch in the form of my stepLINKS….

How to: Put Your Fat Kid to Work
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This Slut is Going to Rehab in 3…2…1
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Ali Lohan: Street Walker
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Marty’s Angels: The 10 Hottest Women From Scorsese Films
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The 50 Hottest Models of All Time
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Because a Hot Slut Will More Than Likely Keep You From Putting a Bullet in Your Head Tonight, So You Can Drink Yourself to Death Tomorrow
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Christina Hendrick’s Tits Will Save the World
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World Record Kick to the Balls – VIDEO
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The World Famous Bushman of San Francisco!
(This Guy Rules!)
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Ahh Japan, Why is Everything You Do So Amazing – VIDEO
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Halle Berry Panty Upskirt Throwback
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I Wanna Bang Elisabetta Canalis and I’m Sure You Do Too
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Extreme Anal Fisting – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Don’t Know What Drugs This Cat is On, But I Want Some – VIDEO
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Flavor Flav is Walking After School Special About Why People Need to Use Birth Control of Any Sort
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Man Versus Windmill – VIDEO
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Pole Dance Mishap of the Day – VIDEO
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Tracy Morgan is Amazing – VIDEO
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Some Amateurs to Fantasize About
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Nikki and Winter Get It On
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Bar Rafaeli is Lookin Smoking!
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Well Hey There Blondie
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Check Out Rihanna in This Video
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Jay Z is Not Amused – VIDEO
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A Day on the Fucking Machine
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As If Solving Rubiks Cubes Wasn’t Already Hard Enough – VIDEO
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Janice Dickinson is Disgusting
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Heidi Montag Wants to Get Her tits Bigger, For Fuck Sakes
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Dita Von Teese Has A Sexy Show In Italy
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Slut Gets Knocked Out in the Ring
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Rachel Brownsword is Topless
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Liza is On the Rock.Naked
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Ridiculous American Apparel Panty Photoshoot VIdeo
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Follow Me You Assholes!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

This site is a fucking money maker. Seriously ballin’ hard. Check out this email I got from an advertiser:

Congratulations!  You have generated a commission with the Affiliate Program.  Be sure to login to your account to check your accounting history and current stats.

Commission Amount: $1.00 USD

Great. Now I can buy the chocolate bar I’ve had my eye on the last decade but could never quite justify spending all that money on it, but now, I can. Dreams do come true. Today is just one of those days.

On a more exciting note check out this spam trap I got….

im 14 years old wanna play on cam. click this link to see me for free: credit card is for verification only. Put this on your username to
have a free access:

Right….now here are my stepLINKS….

Jessica simpson is Actually Alright When She Shuts Her Mouth and Looks Good
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Mischa Barton is Smokin’ the Good Shit!
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16 Entertainers Who Died In The Act
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Meet Hot Model Laura Petersen And Her Hot Pictures
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Because Doing Fuck All Tonight Isn’t My Idea of Getting Fucked
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Nicole Scherzinger is Lookin Hot at Carnival
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David is Seeking a Godess – VIDEO
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Dancing With the Stars Nip Slip Throwback
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“Lady GaGa Looks Like Something Kat Von D Birthed Out of Her Butt During a Nascar Party.
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Lohan is Bloated or Preggers, You Decide
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A Brief History of Pretty Much Everything – VIDEO
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Amateur Lesbian Threesome
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How About Some Christina Hendricks and Her Massive Fucking Rack?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gemma is in Lingerie
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SURPRISE! Tila Tequila is No Longer Fake Pregnant
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Changing Room Spy Cam
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I May Not Be Black But I Love Wu Tang Clan!
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Khlow Kardashian is Topless
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Tess is Tasty
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It Isn’t a Day of Celebrity Entertainment News Without Some Lady Gaga Stupidity
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Mmmmmmmm Check Out Adriana Lima
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Charlize Theron I Love You
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DIE YOU FUCKING CUNT, DIE
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Some Megan Fox, Just Because
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Hoes in the VIP – VIDEO
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And MORE Megan Fox – VIDEO
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Ke$ha and Her Man Face…of the Day
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Mena Suvari is Lookin Hott
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And That’s What Happens When You Lose Control of a Corvette – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Cameron Diaz Topless Throwback
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Irina Stripes Down
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Now THIS SHould Have Been a Skechers Ad – VIDEO
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Charlie Sheen’s Wife Looks An Awful Lot Like…Charlie Sheen
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Remember to Follow Drunkenstepafather on:
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2010

15

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I made the mistake of taking 4 Benadryl’s earlier today because I decided I have a peanut allergy and was convinced I was going to go into anaphylactic shock after eating a peanut butter to see if I have a peanut allergy. Turns out that Benadryl can fuck you up, especially on a double dose. Seriously, I passed the fuck out and didn’t know if I was dead or alive, and now I feel like I am living on a cloud in a happy place, I am not sure if I am actually dying, dead or typing this, but I figure I might as well post my links in case I am actually alive. If that makes sense, which it doesn’t really have to, since everything in life is wonderful….for now.

Tila Tequila Miscarries Her Fake Baby Cuz She’s Insane…Please Suicide…Pull thru on this one….
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RIP Mother Fucker of the Day
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18 Douchebag Celebrities and their Douchebag Tattoos
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Marilyn Monroe’s Hottest Pics
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Because Your Valentines Day Was as Depressing and Hopeless as Mine Was
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As If We Needed More Proof That Heidi Montag Was On Her Way to Be a Porn Star, But In Case You Did, Here it Is
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Teenage Mutant Reservoir Dogs – VIDEO
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How Else Would Britney Spend Valentines Day?
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David Lynch’s Goofy Movie – VIDEO
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I See Paris Hilton’s Underwear More Than I See My Own. I Know I Don’t Own Any, But That’s Beside The Point
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Ahhhhhh Penelope Cruz!
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Phoebe Loves Her Dildo – VIDEO
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Blake Lively Nudes Coming in 3…2…1…
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The 30 Hottest Fictional Cheerleaders In History
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They Are Making a Dimitri the Lover Movie and Here is the Trailer
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Wrecking Ball Nails a Van – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Flavour Flav is Amazing and I Love Him
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Louise Glover’s Topless Pics Will Knock You Out
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Cherry is Masterbating on the Couch
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Aubrey O’day and Her Tits Celebrate Her Birthday
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I Missed These Photos of Lindsay on Friday, So Here They Are Now
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Hilary Duff Without Make-Up Will Make You Puke
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Mortuary Technicians Get In Trouble For Playing With Bodies At Work!!!
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And MORE Tiger Woods Drama
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart….This has got to be a joke…
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Amber Valetta Gallery
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Molly Gets Her Ass and Pussy Licked – VIDEO
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A Little Amber Rose Insanity
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Random Photos to Wate Your Monday Night
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Maria Will Make You Smile Big Time
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25 Sweet Shaggin Wagons
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And That’s Why You Don’t Show Off on the Freeway – VIDEO
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Kittens Inspirsed By Barack Obama – GALLERY
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Who Cares What Megan Fox Says, Check Out Her Pics
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Kendra and Starrie Take Their Skirts Off in Public
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Bonus – Madonna’s Not Too Old or Botoxed for Dick Sucking Faces
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Remember to Follow Drunkenstepafather on:
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2010

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Valentine’s Day huh? So how many of you are going to kill yourselves because you’re tired of being alone and this special day really drives that point home. How many of you are going to spend your money trying to impress a bitch who no matter what you do won’t be impressed because she has to deal with the fact that she’s stuck with you on Valentines Day? How many of you are anticipating getting rejected after asking the girl you really like to spend the day with you?

If you’ve got a brain, you’ll go out drinking all fucking weekend and find yourself the single drunkest chick in the bar because you know she’s getting drunk to medicate for being alone, and will take whatever comes her way to not be alone.

I can’t drive this point home more than I do year after year, but if you never get laid, or pick up in bars, your destiny is about to fucking change, seriously, desperate miserable girls are hurting so bad they will fuck you….seriously….

While you’re polishing your dancing shoes, or whatever you kids do these days, feel free to check my stepLINKS, since they are my Valentine’s Day gift to you……

Remember How Snookie Was All “There’s No Nudes Of Me” and I Was All “Yeah Right, Dumb Slut”? Well She Was Lying and My Statement is Still True and we like Dumb Sluts No Matter How Fat They Is.
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Coco and Her Ass Support Haiti and You Should Too
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15 Hottest Magazine Covergirls of the Decade
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Bachelorettes
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Because You Should Give You Hand and Wrist a Break
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Tamara Ecclestone is a Welfare Version os Megan Fox, Which is Pretyu Bad, Cause As Far As I Know, Megan Fox Has Pure Welfare White Trash In Her Blood
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Mascot Attack – VIDEO
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Alicia Keys Panty Upskirt
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Lauren Conrad Can Barely String a Sentence Together Without Saying ‘Like’ 20 Times. Here She is Looking Fuckable at the Book Signing For the Book She Didn’t Write
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Pam Anderson Gets More Pathetic By the Day and I Love It
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Hahahaha and More Shit You Can Buy From an Infomercial
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Francia Raisa is a Hottest, Less Desperate Kim Kardashian
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 25 Hottest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Models
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Now That’s How You Win a Marathon
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Melissa Lauren Will Rock Your World
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Jon Gosselin’s Ex, Hailey Glassman, is a Dirty Slut
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Ice T is Fucking Hilarious – VIDEO
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Rhian Sugden is Topless
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Molly and Jana Get It On
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Selita Ebanks Throwback
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Check Out the Rack on Lauren
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And More Bar Refaeli
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I Don’t Care About Rihanna’s Music, But She’s Lookin’ Damn Good in This Photoshoot
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Dani is a Real Piece of Art
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Steve Nash is the Most Ridiculous Man in the World – VIDEO
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I Love Me a Brunette
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Khloe Kardashian Wants to Film Herself Masturbating
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Now THAT’S a Taco
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Madonna Will Make You Puke in 3…2…1
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Praying Mantis Vs. Computer
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Zulfija, Nadia or Dorothy? Take Your Pick
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Lady Gaga is Disgusting and Looks 100 Years Old
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Well Hey There Jodie
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2010

11

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Making fun of gay fashion designers who kill themselves is not fun on twitter cuz everyone acts like they know the motherfucker and like suicide is a big fucking deal. Maybe I’m desensitized, but I think it’s got more to do with caring about the queer as much as he cared about me, which is not at all.

Sitting on Facebook waiting for girls to send me nude or even semi erotic pics is a waste of fucking time. The only people who creep on me are dudes and it’s never sexual and that defeats the whole point of me even starting up on this shit again. I’d even be happy getting nudes from girls who shouldn’t have the right to get naked.

That said, internet bores me, we should go backpacking in Europe like college kids but before we do – here are my stepLINKS….

Hailey Glassman In Some Really Gutter Erotic Magazine Cover
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Seriously, Lindsay Lohan is Completely Retarded
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40 MORE Sexy Musicians That Don’t Suck
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A Video Guide To Successful Seduction
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Find Hoes Here
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Kaley Cuoco Does Maxim
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Gossip Girl Michelle Trachtenberg’s Hot New Photos
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Stephen Colbert: Sarah Palin Is A Fucking Retard
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Rihanna Ridiculousness But At Least This Time She is See Through
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Kelly Bensimon From Real Housewives In Playboy
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Yeah I’d Bang Emily Blunt
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Nicest. Tits. Ever.
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Geriatric Actress Trying to be Young Photo Op in 3…2…1
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The 10 Hottest MILFS in Sports
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And That’s Why You Don’t Try to Look cool While Driving a Ford
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Rihanna, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Ahhhhhhh Nipple Slips
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Jimmy Kimmel Makes Fun of Little Wayne
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Eliza Dushku And Her Lovely Pokies
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She’s a Desktop Dream
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Lily and Page Get It On
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Doutzen Kroes is Looking Buxom and Old Hollywood Slut-ish and I Like It
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Joanna Krupa Is In Spandex
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Miranda Cosgrove is the New Face of Neutrogena and I’d Like Her to Sit On My Face
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Jessica White is Fucking Hot and Talking About Something But All I Care About Are Her Bikini Shots
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Megan Fox For Armani is Pretty Much Soft Core Porn
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Blondie Rubs One Out
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Howard Stern Pranks CNN
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Emily Blunt is Pretty Cute and I Like Her
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Madonna Will Make You Puke in 3…2…1
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And More Brooklyn Decker
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Jessica Biel is A Terrible Fucking Actress and Here is Proof
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Homo Horse – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Jodie Marsh is a Nurse – THROWBACK
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Oh Zuzana!!!
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Man Dennis Hopper Must Really Hate His Fucking Wife, Cause I’ve Never Heard of Someone Being So Ruthless On their Death Bed
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Hahahaha Everybody Hates John Mayer
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This Post Has Been Brought To You By the Inspiration this Amputee Prostitute I mean Cheerleader gives us….

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