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2012

03

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

From shitting…pissing…spitting…snot…and fucking infection and disease…to unprotected sex…internal cumshots…and babies….Nature is so vulgar….but what isn’t vulgar…is Christmas…

That’s why I launched the


VERY MERRY STEPFATHER GIFT GUIDE

It’s the most wonderful time of the year…..

On the first day of stepXMAS….we’ve got An awesome set of DrunkenStepfather DrunkenSweatshop stepSHIRTS…..

We’ve also got links….stepLINKS…

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The IRS Seized Lindsay Lohan’s Bank Accounts
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Julia Roberts is Probably Lezzing it Out or Something
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DMX Sings Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
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Dubstep X-Mas Lights
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Jessica Chastain Bra for GQ
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Elizabeth Loaiza shows us why we need to visit Colombia (SEMI NSFW)
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The 15 Hottest Victoria’s Secret Models You Haven’t Heard Of
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Hayden Panettiere’s Fake Boobs Are Popping Out Of Nashville
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Here’s Heidi Klum Dressed As Cleopatra Sitting On Santa’s Lap. Wait, What?
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Holiday Shopping Scare Prank
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Calm Cat Kickin’ It in the Tub
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Danny Way in the Waiting for Lightning Trailer – Awesome Skateboarding
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How to: Piss Off a Mundamentalist Preacher – VIDEO
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Justin Has One Sweet Ass, Wow (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, It’s Time For You to Have Some Private Time (NSFW)
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Orsolya Kocsis is one outrageously hot Hungarian (SEMI NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Nicolas Cage GIFs
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Gorgeous Slut and a Sex Toy (NSFW)
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If I’m Posting About Anne Hatheway, You Know It’s a Slow Day
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Anna is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Wendy’s Tits Are Out of Hand (NSFW)
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Ciara’s Nipples Are Hard (SITE NSFW)
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Here’s Some Carrie Underwood, Looking Casual
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Happy Birthday, Amanda Seyfried: Celebrate Her Best Beauty Moments (GALLERY)
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Stella Hudgens Is Really Trying Hard
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And Now, The Worst Movies of 2012
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Lesbian Blonde Sex Fantasy of the Day. You’re Welcome (NSFW)
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Tina Fey is Amazing of the Day
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How To: Make Music With Red Stripe – VIDEO
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Kim Kardashian touring the Middle East? Gee, what could possibly go wrong? HINT: Stun Grenades
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Random Photo Dump of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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Real Or Fake?: Dog Caught On Nanny Cam Playing Piano And Singing High Notes! [Video]
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Lesbian Teens Get Naughty on the Pool Table
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A Courtney Stodden Thanksgiving Slut Shot That Just Surfaced (Not the Turkey One, This One is New) – NSFW)
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Sophie turner Was Trashy at Style Week
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Busty Slut on a Web Came
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Jessica Biel Shitty See Through for Ellen
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Crazy Kayak Dive
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Parrot Opens a Beer Can
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Car Sings Jingle Bells
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Daddy Fucks Daughter Fetish…
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Amateur Mom has a Tongue Ring.
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Some Group Sex in the Club
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Girl Gets Massaged Fetish
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Sex in the Back Seat
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

03

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

So I walked into a grocery store and the clerk asks me how I am doing…I respond with the biggest smile I can “FANTASTIC”….she looked shocked…and asked “Why”….so I said…Because I found Jesus Christ….I accepted him into my heart and I feel great…and I suggest you do the same…and maybe then you won’t ask why people feel fantastic…cuz you’ll be busy feeling fantastic yourself…

I don’t think she’ll be coming to my Christmas party :(

Here are some stepLINKS….

40 Sexy Self Shots to Start the Day
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The World’s Fastest Archer – VIDEO
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Katt Williams is Bringing the Crazy – VIDEO
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So Here’s How That Whole Olivier Martinez Destroying Gabriel Aubry’s Face Thing Ended
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Here Comes the Family Guy Movie
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The World’s Fastest Archer? Possibly – VIDEO
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The 25 Most Important Full Frontal Nude Scenes In Movies
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Free Cam Shows For Your Blue Monday
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I’m Not Sure They Should Be Doing That While Driving (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Destiny Papalia
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Tiffani is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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Diving in a Kayak, No Biggie – VIDEO
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DRUNKENSTEPFATHER’S HOLIDAY GIFT GUIDE
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2012

30

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Telling girls you want to violate them with your penis, but reassuring them not to worry because you have a small penis and they likely won’t feel anything but the shame of knowing it happened…is a horrible strategy in getting girls to want you to violate them.

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Here are the stepLINKS for the Fucking weekend

The Week in Playmate Instagrams. You’re Welcome
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Trust Me, If You’re Gonna Invest in Something, Vodka Would Probably Be It
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I Don’t Know What an Anamorphic Illustion is But It’s REALLY Fucking Impressive – VIDEO
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Claudia Romani or Whatever Her Name is – Is Amazing in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Hot Little Implants
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Air Cat
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25 Awesome Photoshop Fails
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Kerry Washington in Women’s Health
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These Young Tits Are Primed And Ready For Some Abuse. Hollywood Style!
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Brad Pitt’s 10 Hottest Hook-Ups
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Sam Cooke Fits a Bikini Pretty Nicely
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Adam Levine Is A Douche, Gets Called Out By The Roxy
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I’d Like to Be All Over Claudia (NSFW)
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Well Hello There Free Web Cam Sluts (NSFW)
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Elaina Christina Rocks the Bikini Like a Champion: PHOTOS
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This Slutty Teen is Showing EVERYTHING Off (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Anyone Who Thinks Kelly Clarkson Has Anorexia Needs to Get Their Eyes Checked
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Jelena Jensen in a Birdcage (NSFW)
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Superman that Skier
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Magician Turns Doug into Baquette
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I’d Still Fuck Her…
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First Look at Nadine Velazquez Nude in Flight
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Lindsay Lohan Wet Spot on her Panties Upskirt
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Target is Giving You the Gift of Vomit This Christmas
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Been Awhile Since We Had Some Sienna Miller
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Miley Cyrus Might Replace The Ungreatful Fat Kid From Two and a Half Men
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Best New Fast Food Items of 2012
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These College Girls Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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Weirdest Frat Boy Game Ever
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How to Eat Corn 10 Seconds
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Let’s Get Those Creative Juices Flowing (NSFW)
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If Breaking Bad Was a Sitcom
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The BEST Paralell Parking Job EVER – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Riley Reid Will Rock Your World (NSFW)
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Lauren and Sara is your Lesbian Sex Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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The Trailer For Killing Them Softly Looks Pretty Awesome
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Jayden Cole, Jayden Jaymes and Kortney Kane Get It On (NSFW)
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Remote Control Vibrators? (NSFW)
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Matchup: Old School Vanessa Marcil vs New School Victoria Justice
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Shower Teen is Basically Amazing (NSFW)
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World’s Best Parrallel Parker Ever
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Do Her Tits Ever Stop Impressing?
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Weird Hippie Instrument….
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Dog Imitates Baby – Awesome
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Babes at the Hollywood Foregin Press Event of the Day
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Shooting Crazy T-Rex Gun
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More Eva Longoria for GQ Mexico
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Christy Mack is the Future of Porn
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Tokyo Slut Unpixelated Pussy
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Clothed Female Nude Male
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Hot Granny
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Milton Twins Get Dirty
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Milf Gets a Creampie in a Public Bathroom
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Shaved Teen Pussy Creampie
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

30

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Things to say to ruin a webcam show – “I am watching you masturbate like i was your dead relatives”

Then….continuing with “you like that don’t you, call me grandpa, tell me you’ve missed me since I’ve passed”

It works amazing…with the right girl of course…

What Can I Say, Mascot Battles Always Crack Me Up – VIDEO
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Honestly, What the Fuck is Wrong With Kanye West?
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A Bunch of Kate Upton, Just Because
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5 Year Old Rips on the Piano, Probably Cause He’s Asian and That’s Racist Because Asian People Really Are Better – VIDEO
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Judging By This Photo, Rihanna is Definitly Banging Chris Brown
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25 Girls You Were Crushing On in 2002
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun! (NSFW)
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Amateur Slut is Rubbing One Out (NSFW)
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Hannah Simone
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Natasha Belle is Super Sexy (NSFW)
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KFC X Walking Dead. Wait, What?
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2012

29

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I am still loving my “I’m a battered woman and need a shelter” pick up line…sure it hasn’t got me laid…but I have tricked at least one girl to give me a dollar for a coffee even though everyone knows coffee is 8 dollars now….

I guess my next strategy is to convince them that I’d smell good enough for sex if they let me use their shower…

Everyone wants to help a battered woman…

It worked for Rihanna…..

Here are tonights amazing…lovely…life changing…stepLINKS!!


Taylor Swift Got Tits
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Michelle Obama Dick Sucking Fetish Pics
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Tyra Banks Kinda Turns Me On As She Grabs Her Tits
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Goat Compilation…Video…
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Sabine Jemeljanova Glamour Model
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Pug vs Peanut
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Fireman Gets Some Help
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How 10 TV Shows That Fell Off Redeemed Themselves
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47 or Not, Liz Hurley is Bangable
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Sophie Turner Continues To Have A Wonderful Instagram
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Buddy is out Daily Dose of Asian Hotness (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows for a Lttle Thursday Fun (NSFW)
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WATCH: Two Minutes of People Busting on the Ice
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Blonde Amateur is Playing With Her Tight Butthole (NSFW)
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Jared Leto Hasn’t Eaten For a Month Basically
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If I’m Posting a Tyra Banks Gallery You Know It’s a Slow Day
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is Bra-less in a Blue Dress (NSFW)
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Adriana Lima Boob Slip (NSFW)
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Jennifer Nicole Lee’s Pink Panties Upskirt (SITE NSFW)
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Demi Moore is a Trashy Cougar
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Jennifer Nicole Lee (Who?) Shitty Upskirt
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Crazy Bus Lady
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Saved by an Oncoming Train
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Yeah I’d Bang Cate Blanchette
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10 Vampire Movies That Don’t Suck
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I’d Like to Be All Over This Horney Red Head (NSFW)
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I’d Like to Eat Breakfast Off of This Chicks Ass
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Incredible Inked Babes – A Gallery
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This Flash Drive is a Humping Dog! Yes! – VIDEO
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Nicole Scherzinger is Sexy as Always
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Kristen Stewart Cracking Out Hard in a See Through…
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Messages to Neighbors – A Gallery (SITE NSFW)
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Woman Popped For Posting Nekkid Pics Of Her Daughter On Facebook
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Lou Charmelle Has a Super Gith Body (NSFW)
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Woman Survives Shooting – Thanks To Her Breast Implants! (NSFW)
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Victoria Justice is Looking Super Cute
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2 Dirty Web Sluts Get It On
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Snoop Dogg and David Beckham Get Animated for ‘A Christmas Carol’
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Suelyn Medeiros in a Borat Bikini Lookin’ Shapely
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Racquetball Trickshots
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Never Fight a Kangaroo
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Kelly Clarkson is a Failed Anorexic
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Football Catch of the Year
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KFC Walking Dead Ad
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Milf Gets a Creampie in a Public Bathroom
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Group Sex in the Club That Never Happens
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Fake Lesbian Slaves
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Big Boobs from Nippon
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Shaved Teen Pussy Creampie
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

29

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A picture…isn’t a picture…unless there is a spread ass in it….

There’s some philosophy for you motherfuckers…

Here’s some links….for you motherfuckers…

Motherfuckers.

What Can I Say, This Yo-Yo Championship is Impressive – VIDEO
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Pam Anderson is a Fucking Mess, as Usual
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It’s a Family Guy Impression RAP – VIDEO
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Some Mila Kunis, Just Because
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Free Cam Shows, Check It Out (NSFW)
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This Girl is Getting Herself Off and We Get To Watch (NSFW)
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The 2013 Miss Reef Calendar Deserves an Oscar for Sexy
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Jessica Jane Clement is Always Easy on the Eyes
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Motorcyclist Almost Hit By Mattress. Whoops – VIDEO
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2012

28

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I’m working on becoming an internet meme…I just got to figure out what the fuck the word meme means and get over feeling like an asshole everytime I try to say it…but let me tell you when that happens…watch out…cuz Jesus Martinez Meme….will be coming….and hopefully so will all the ladies I recruit for my squirt symphony….

Here are some links…cuz links is what we do here.

Keep Showing Off Annalynne McCord
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Angus T. Jones Still Wants A Job On The Show That’s The Work Of Satan
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Shakira Shows Off Baby Bump – Here Fans Kill Themselves
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Amazing Postal Truck Fail!
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Scarjo is Not a Sexy Weather Girl
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Amazing Banned Norwegian Zombie Commercial
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The 25 Most Annoying Movie Characters
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Izabel Goulart’s Sexy See Through Dress, Gotta Love It
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Jennifer Lopez Really Sounds Like a Big Bitch
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De Has Some Big Old Tits, Check Em Out (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows Make Any Bad Day Better (NSFW)
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The 20 Awesomest Memes of 2012
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Crazy Police Motorcycle Handling…
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Motorcyclist Almost Hit By Mattress
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Mila Kunis Covers Elle South Africa
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Blonde Hottie Rubs One Out (NSFW)
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Sylvester Stallone is Pretty Bummed Out About His Son, Rightfully So
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Alessandra Mariella is Super Sexy in Suspenders! (NSFW)
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Lauren Cohan is See Through
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Nicole Bahls Nipple Slips Out While Sunbathing
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Selena Gomez VS Katy Perry – Who Would You Rather?
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Ashley Tisdale Bikini Shots
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Family Guy Impression Rap….
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Turkey Day for Tigers!
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Awesome 7 Dollar Coffee Taste Test
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Implant Scars
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Really Cool Illusions!
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Bill Murray and Charlie Sheen’s New Movie
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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The Greatest Guilty Pleasure Movies
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Allie and Elaina Are Getting It On (NSFW)
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This Slut is Gettin Her Ass Painted (NSFW)
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Polish Military Drill Fail – VIDEO
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I Want the Job of Putting Sunscreen All Over Anne V
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The Best of British Boobs – A Gallery (NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day (SOME NSFW CONTENT)
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The Cast Of Basketball Wives In Order From Banger To Bust
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Mandy and Sophia Are Your Lesbian Fantasy of the Day (NSFW)
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Facebook Deletes Woman’s Sexy Elbow Pic (SITE NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr is Sex as Always
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This Cam Girl is a Downright Goddess (NSFW)
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How to Eat Corn in 10 Seconds When You Are a Retard
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National YoYo Contest…
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Small Titty Sex – Intense Set Design Bro
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Some Chick named Silvie in Some Erotica
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Flying Privates….Private…..
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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2012

28

Nov

Morning Hangover of the Day

Writing “You are such a strong woman – you inspired me to leave my abusive husband ” is my new favorite thing to do on Instagram profiles and thus in life…since Instagram is life….thanks to all the inspiring women on it…

Here are some morning links…

Oh You Know, Just Petter a Tiger, No Big Deal – VIDEO
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The Vacuum Cleaner Man Has Seen This Lady’s Tits. Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Emily Blunt is Blonde and I Like It
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10 Year Old Girl is Ripping It On the Drums – VIDEO
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Amanda Seyfried in Some Photoshoot
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Miranda Kerr is Wearing a Short Skirt and I Like It
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Free Cam Shows, Have Yourself Some Fun (NSFW)
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Super Sexy Brunette is Getting Herself Off (NSFW)
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Charge: Woman Screws Lottery Winner of Millions, Buries Him under Concrete
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Well Hello Brooke Marks (NSFW)
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Cee Lo and the Muppets Are Gettin Down – VIDEO
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2012

27

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Getting girls pregnant with my mouth is always an adventure

Ringing in the holiday season with cold sores…cuz that is just the kind of girls I attract….and love…and save….

I am a hero…..

Lara Bingle is Awesome in Miami!
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Well It’s Official: Herein Lies the Stupidest Baby Name EVER
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Petting a Tiger
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Man Survives Fall So He Tries it Again – Welcome to Russia
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Leighton Meester Slut for Flaunt
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Jennifer Lawrence Grabbing A Handful Of Wet Tit
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Gabriel Aubrey’s Face is REAL Fucked Up of the Day
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The 25 Coolest Hitmen In Movies
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Lacey Chabert Is Busting Out Of Her Bra
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Erin Andrews Has An Okay Instagram
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Have Some Jordan Carver on the Rocks (NSFW)
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Free Cam Shows, Ohhh Cha Cha! (NSFW)
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The 10 Hottest Photos of Maria Susana Flores Gamez
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Babe and a Sex Toy, It’s Just That Simple (NSFW)s
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Leighton Meester Was in Some Photoshoot – GALLERY
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Lyla Ashby is More to Love, That’s For Sure (NSFW)
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Hayden Panettiere in a Bikini on Nashville (SITE NSFW)
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WTF Photo of the Day
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Ellen Pompeo Has Pokies, Check It Out (SITE NSFW)
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Princess Kate Dullness Watch
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Jennifer Lawrence is in a Wet Suit
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The 7 Most Terrifying Water Attractions in the World
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I probably Wouldn’t Fuck This Chick’s Face
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Insurance Scam Fail Compilation
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Voice of an Angel
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Fingerboard Champion of the World
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Zoey is One Hot Red Head (NSFW)
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Slutty Game of Twister! Yesssss! (NSFW)
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And MORE Jennifer Lawrence
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The Best of Celebs Breast
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Close Call With a Train, Whoa! – VIDEO
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Looking Good Sweetheart
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Slutty Pic Dump of the Day (NSFW)
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Harmony Rose is Down on All Fours
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When Ass Implants Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Michaela Rose and Her Friend Get It On (NSFW)
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Pixie Geldof Models Her Nice Titters (NSFW)
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Miranda Kerr is Looking Hot as Always
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And Now Some Lesbian Tit Licking (NSFW)
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Watch Scarlett Johansson Do the Weather – VIDEO
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Amanda Bynes Delusion Watch of the Day
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A Fat Pussy Upskirt Courtesy Of Nicole Scherzinger
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Boy Meets World 2
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The Lost Choir
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Close Call With a Train
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Amanda Seyfried Gives Boners in Vanity Fair
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Slow Motion Stomach Cumshots – Artistic
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Hairy Asian Creampie Pussy Porn is the Best
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Celebrity Nudity Fun
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Amateur Girl Fun
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Awesome Sex Toy of the Day
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