I hate that bros have gone from being half retard Jersey Shore looking fucks who would go to the gym to get that pump before going to the club to get bottles and find dumb sluts with fake tans to fuck / rape / etc…

…to socially conscious, health and wellness gurus, in little shorts and printed Hawaiian shirts, who now get organic salads made with organic Moroccan beans or some other pretentious shit that isn’t steroids..all accented with an Olive Tepanade like some fake foodies…drinking a side of some craft small batch brew wild flavored kombucha before going to the new hot spot for mocktails…because they are sober…or they are doing a sober cleanse because of their attempt at micro dosing…instead of the craft beer they are used to….acting all like they are into higher consciousness and mindfulness, and world issues and the environment..

It just throws off the dynamic of the world, the bars you may frequent because every instagram trend is mainstream….and now you get to listen to losers talk those trends because IG is their life….

So go into the weekend remembering the days of wet t-shirt contests organized by men, not feminists, because men liked tits and girls liked showing tits.

It’s the weekend…I am drunk and here are some stepLINKS…

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I spent my night talking to some fat busty girl at the bar. She was real fucking fat, like if this was 20 years ago, I’d be taking her to the hospital after the barstool she was sitting on shattered and penetrated her anus…leading to a stroke cuz fat girls can’t handle the excitement fat.

In this era, fat girls think they are hot, barstools are reinforced, and they even get to wear underwear and leggings and other stylish items in their size…to hold them all together…

Which brings up a very important observation….Were leggings invented for fat people to feel skinnier and comfortable or did fat people just happen because leggings have a lot of give, becoming a breeding ground for overeating, cuz you never have to undo your belt.

Anyway, we chatted about gamers, streaming and youtubers….because she was 20 and that’s what she’s into. Those lames are their “Jennifer Aniston”….but I couldn’t close on the fat girl blowjob in the bathroom..even when I offered her a pizza slice when we were done…

In my era, fat girls never said no, and you didn’t even need to bribe them with greasy carbs…they just went for it. So maybe it was because I told her that I haven’t played a videogame since the original Nintendo…except for Tony Hawk and Resident Evil on the first playstation. Aging me and terrifying her…

Or maybe, fat girls have standards and she didn’t feel the need to lower her standard, or go that freakish, because they are all freaks, by putting my nub of a dick in her mouth in the public bar bathroom…maybe it’s just that fat girls have more confidence now, thanks to Tinder, cuz dudes all try to fuck them every night incessantly, cuz dudes are perverts.

And as it turns out, that is a terrible thing, screwing up the whole social hierarchy of man kind.

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I give thanks to girls who try to be dramatic, or showcase that they don’t give a fuck, so they post a pic of their pussy and asshole on social media with the caption “trying to get deleted off IG”….while trying to get noticed..and it worked.

That is the hero we fucking need….more like her..low level instagram sluts…trying to get seen by being willing to throw it all away..HERO….

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I hate season pushers, these are the dudes who wear shorts when it’s about to be winter, or shorts when it is about to be spring, you know just trying to push short weather into a place where there is snow on the ground…

It used to be the kind of guy who wore cargo shorts, now you see fitness dudes doing it like they are headed the gym and can’t put sweat pants over the shorts…

I don’t know why it offended me back then, but it did…but as it turns out, based on what I have learned today, I have no problem with female season pushers….shorts skirts in cold weather…or like this morning when I saw a sports bra and leggings running into the grocery store…nipples hard…girl shivering like she was lost, scared and alone…all because she wanted to show off her body and not have a jacket get in the way….at the GROCERY STORE…my kind of exhbitionist slut…seriously…

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Famous people have always been loser try hards for whatever scene, that take a concept from whatever subculture they rape and pillage, and sell it hard as their own…

Famous people are just good salesmen…or saleswomen…or salesTHEMS or salesITS…

To be Famous is to not be a real artist, or a real mind, a real anything. It is all contrived shit….for attention…to get noticed and for them to monetize.

That is why I hate them all, but I don’t mind their tits.

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I’ve never met a Trans who didn’t kill themselves…..after they cut off their dick…maybe it is the post-op-ejaculation that comes out of their dick head that identifies as a clit…looking back at them in it’s semen covered mess…saying “you still got a prostate dude”….that pushes them over the edge as the constant reminder that even after cutting off their dicks and inverting them into pussies…they are still dudes in drag….so you don’t need to cut off your dicks to live as a woman and if you do…you’r fucking nuts…

I know I’ve been talking about trans a lot lately, not in a sexual way, I’ve always been weirded out by trans porn…even when I worked in porn and had to screen porn masters in the late 90s, I’d be “trans is weird” despite being the number one seller in Canada because in the late 90s a lot of queers couldn’t handle being queer so they turned to this hybrid shit….

I’m talking trans in a confused way…thanks to everyone around me wanting to talk trans issues or trans kids working at the coffee shops, restaurants, grocery stores..buying hormones on their minimum wages hoping it will fix whatever they feel is wrong with them..

I am not grossed out or offended by everyone being trans. I hate all humanity and whatever it is they are up to. I am coded to not even bother noticing or understanding. I am also non judgemental except when it comes to mainstream trying to pollute the world…so identify how you want, dress how you want, but let me laugh at it, because I like to laugh at how silly is, and not even how silly all the trans people themselves are…the silly is all the regular white folk who are championing the issues and making it about them even though they aren’t trans…but luckily they have kids they can manipulate into thinking they are trans by shoving it down their little kid throats by consistently programming them to think they are different – by not gendering them, asking them if they are different, not gendering them, so that the parents themselves who are likely bored can have something to champion now that their kids are DIFFERENT…which I guess is a form of abuse…since kids can’t choose an ice cream flavor on their own, or articulate a cohesive thought because they are dumb fucking kids who eat their own snot while trying to figure out how to spell but they can choose a gender and start hormones….so that 25% of the under 22 year olds who work at Starbucks can be trans…I know…who gives a fuck…it’s just weird and here are some links….

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The issue with Instagram is that it gives hookers a voice.

Earlier today, I saw some sex working trash with bolt on tits and a clown face crying because a Hollywood dude she was likely so excited to meet asked her to snuggle with her….”SNUGGLE” are you fucking kidding me…”snuggle”…this bitch was a straight hooker…and a rich dude asked her to “snuggle” and she’s acting like he gang banged her with her friend without consent…and without leaving her money…like the whore she is…

Her crying was in the form of attention seeking, marketing her whore self, she even tagged Oprah to try to get her lame fucking story out there…because she was that thirsty for a story, that she made one out of her most high profile connections she had texts with…

All in efforts to get her name as a victim out there….you know work any angle you can to get your rent covered so you can live that lazy cunt life…acting like you’re Mariah Carey when you’re actually dog shit…not that Mariah Carey isn’t dog shit, but when you have 100k followers and no one cares about you cuz 90k of those followers were bought for 4 dollars from Russia…you need to get as creative as your mooch bitch mind can get…you gotta dig down into the depths of your soul, past the fake tits and STDs from other sex with rich dude she’s had and say “I’ll expose that one dude the media will like”….

It’s all so silly…an “oh no a rich man I flirt with cuz he’s rich and I like that rich scene cuz I get t go to fancy spots” asked me to snuggle, so I’m going to slam him on the internet cuz it didnt’ work out”… maybe he didn’t text back, got another girl, didn’t get her money…and it’s the absolute ONLY angle she’s got for a shot at getting noticed before it’s too late….maybe he is a bit of a creep that you can just ignore…but no…you must do what you can to get noticed…

Bitch, we see you for what you are…and dude should have just offered your whore ass 1000 dollars to clean the bathroom in lingerie using a toothbrush, or other more degrading things you’d likely accept as you navigate finding celebrity amongst all the other whores…it is highly competitive in LA for these girls – fighting over the same dudes to get in on the free rent….

This dividing men and women thing is dumb…sex is good…jokes are good…flirting is good…but seeing a nude IG model no one has heard of crying about a dude asking her to snuggle…instead of moving on with her life is just fucking tactics pandering to our bullshit internet society….

Stop pandering to these idiots….they aren’t special because some dude asked them to snuggle….if anything that’s the nicest way to treat a sex worker…

I’m more into taking the opportunity to shit on them if I am paying them..

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During Canadian Thanksgiving, I was chatting with my wife’s cousin who is 15 about TikTok, because I will forever be the dude who is drawn to the websites girls are exhibitionist sluts on…all the other 50 year olds who don’t know I do DrunkenStepfather because even those closest to me don’t know it exists….were shocked I knew what TikTok was and when I explained it to them with the 15 year old…I could see they were intimidated by my level of hip and with it…unless they were looking at me he way Catch a predator looks at those freaks who walk 300 miles for illegal romance.

Basically, the 15 year old told me that any kids filming TikToks get made the fuck fun of, so what we are seeing when we see TikTok or any social media is the 5% of a high school class that is weird and that sucks…so that made me happy as anyone filming themselves needs to be beat…or ostracized and alienated…bullied…etc.

He also told me that there are four trans in his class of 50 kids, 2 girls who are now boys and 2 boys who are now girls and they don’t even hang out with each other like the weirdo kids did when I was in High School…because these are what the weirdo kids do now to be different instead of tattoos or bringing their rat to school in their bag or whatever the weird kids used to do, the weird kids now take the opposite gender hormones…at 15…. when most 15 year olds can’t even decide on a fucking Netflix show to watch…

Then their whole activism is based on diversity, inclusivity, accept them as they are….while not accepting people like me who think ya’ll are weirdos…in blackface…doing your best version of a woman which most of them time isn’t that good….some Halloween everyday…..like when you see a little kid dressed like a super hero in July, no where near Halloween…you don’t care and you’re not offended by the costume you just know they are in costume…

So to preach acceptance should logically mean to accept what they consider bigots, even though I don’t think it is bigoted to think you’re a dude if you were born a dude and that if you think you’re not a dude it’s a mental health thing, and if you want to live your life as a woman…I see you as a dude dressed as a woman….living that woman life…while being a dude…and if you cut your dick off and inside-out that shit….I see you as a dude who dresses like a woman and is so committed that you cut your own dick off and flipped it inside out..but you’re still a dude…a dickless dude who takes his costume seriously…

Not that I care enough about anyone to even have an opinion, but the thing with these trans kids, like Vegans, CrossFitters, Burning Man Burners and all the other things people buy into…is that they don’t shut up about the shit…and we’re at the fucking point of boring so here are some stepLINKS…

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You may be exhausted by all white folk on your social media feeds whining about how we shouldn’t honor Columbus for the hostile takeover/ invasion that created the countries that we may or may not live in….but Countries that have basically influenced the entire fucking world and the way it functions…which could be a bad thing, since we’re a very shitty species…all at the expense of the natives of the land….who have since been compensated with Casinos and no Income taxes…the whole thing is crazy…which is why you are exhausted by it…

Well…I just listened to girls talking about the injustice of women’s bathrooms in comparison to men’s bathrooms, because women have more needs and the bathrooms have 3 toilets if they are lucky, while men’s bathrooms have two stalls and 3 urinals, so they can service multiple men much quicker, all while women go to the bathroom more than men, take longer, and have periods. The INJUStICE caused by the patriarchy in this world …

Which is worse than you listening to your Columbus Day activists…

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