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2014

17

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My favorite thing about sober people, I am talking about all my homies who have gone through AA, and who don’t drink, is that they aren’t sober because of the drink, they are sober because they are drug addicts and drinking makes them do drugs, and drugs are bad, and now they feed that addictive gene with other things, like sex or making money, but usually sex meaning as you drink yourself into the gutter, they are out there still raging, only instead of by getting wasted, it’s by fucking three or four girls in various bar bathrooms and back alleys, and that is my favorite thing about partying with sober people…I mean that and the fact they can give you a life home at the end of the night…

Here are some morning links.


Sports Without the Ball…
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Julianne Hough in Shape Magazine
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Hot Girls in Glasses
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Drunk Johnny Depp
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Solange Knowles Married a 51 Year Old
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Anonymous Hacks KKK Twitter Account
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Science Beat Kim Kadashian’s Ass…
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TV Host Proves No One Gives a Shit About What Male TV Show Hosts Wear
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Cats Giving High Fives
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Wife Raps Along to Salt and Peppa
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Girls Going Out partying…
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The Bicycle Acrobatic
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15 Celebs Who Love Banksy
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Dr Huxtable was Raping Chicks in the 80s
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10 Times People Misjudged the Depth of a Puddle
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Claudia Romani is Ridiculous.
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Scared Dog Walks Through the Door Backwards
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The Cat that Plays with a Piece of Paper
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This Dog Can’t Catch ANything in its Mouth
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16 Celebs Having Fan Boy Moments…
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Video of Darren Willson Wrongfully Arresting Someone in 2013
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2014

15

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I hate clubs more than I hate most things. The idea of a room where a bunch of fucking idiots go to waste away and be seen is a total fucking nightmare, especially in this time of EBOLA and no one using condoms…and the only salvation is when you are the one chatting up the model, and not the ratchet bitches you normally try to pay 5 dollars to get a blowjob from, the real model, only because when you’re a creepy dirtbag, in places you hate being, with people you hate being with, who are trying to be seen or more important than they are, the babe you are with, can make it all ok…I think I may have fallen in love.

Here are some stepLINKS….Perverts…

Jim Carrey Giving a Lady a Haircut
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15 Selfies with No Decency…
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Cameron Diaz Unseen Modeling Pics from when she was 17
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Naked Brazilian Melon GIrl
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Slutty Girls with Tattoos
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Michelle Lewin has Butt
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Johnny Depp Slurs his Way Through Hollywood Film Awards
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Jennifer Lawrence Showing Bra…
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Bicyle Performs Epic Acrobatic Stunts
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Miley Cyrus Making Out with Schwarznegger
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8 Year old Sings Bang Bang…
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Charlotte McKinney Underboob
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Some Chick Named Demi in a Bikini….
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Katherine Heigl’s Dressed like a Whore…
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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51 Best Roller Coaster Pics Ever
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Ariana Grande Flaunts her Ass…
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Sir Mix-A-Lot Admits Baby Got Back is about Jennifer Lopez
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Dogs Getting Massages
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Dakota Johnson’s Topless
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Helen Flanagan Hiding her Tits
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This Weeks Most Ratchet News Stories…
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13 Breakups That Went Down Horribly on Facebook..
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Lorde’s Cover Song of the Day
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37 Cuteste Kitten Parody Videos…
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Lorde Has a Minging Face
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21 Reenactments of Old Photos
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Naya Rivera is Single White Female-ing Kim Kardashian
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Fireworks Fails!
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Crystal Heffner Ass Implant
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32 Great Moments in Cinematography
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This is Drake’s Alleged Penis
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Jessica Alba at an Event
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January Jones Naked…
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11 Failed Kickstarter Campaigns
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Polish Girls Found Alive
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14 Worst Possible Ways to be Woken Up…
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Fifty Shades of Grey Trailer…
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Claudia Romani Ass Shot…
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Awesome Tits Stripping…
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Big Naked Tits
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Emma Stone Slutty in Vanity Fair
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Titty Haircut.
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Fistin’
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Behind the Scenes at the Kelly BRook Calendar Shoot
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Not the April O’Neil I Remember
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

14

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still drunk. I didn’t sleep yet. I got caught up in a hotel bar talking to some woman – who invited me back to her room to keep drinking only to find her husband sound asleep in bed…so I did what any normal alcoholic would do…I stayed there and drank because sometimes life is about risks, and by life I mean finding drink to drown my pain….

Here are some stepLINKS….today is gonna suck.

15 Reasons Why the Gym Sucks
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Hot Girls in Bed
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Brandon Marshall Agrees to Pay a Twitter Troll to Fight Him
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Colleen Shannon is Hot as Fuck
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Nicole Trunfio Topless in Treats
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How to Make a British Crime Film
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Die Antwoords Weirdo new Music Video…
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Christmas Commercial of the Day
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Hollywood Sex Abuse Revealed
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Qatar Sports Minister Doesn’t Realize All World Cup fans are Homos
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12 Dirty Cakes
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Kitten Therapy
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Jennifer Lawrence and her Crazy Fans
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2014

13

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Hotel life baby….with my mystery girl #tbt

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

Trying to bring a stray cat into the local bar to seduce women – never really goes as planned – neither the staff of the bar or the girl you want to suck in will appreciate the rabid little stinky fucker – even if social media tells you the opposite….because it seems like the uglier the cat, the more broken and bootleg it is, provided it’s owner works at Facebook, Buzzfeed, Reddit or other web marketing agencies…while real down on their luck cats are just seen as disgusting…because even when you’re a cat, no one likes you when you’re homeless…

What the fuck am I saying…Here are some stepLINKS…

Jennifer Lawrence VS Her Fans
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Monster Energy Drink is the Work of Satan
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Stacy Keibler’s Pink Bikini
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10 Jacked Animals…
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Diplo Wants to Buy Taylor Swift a Booty
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Lara Stone Awesome TOplesss..
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DJ Colleen Shannon is Amazing in a Bikini
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Street Race Gone Wrong
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Olivia Wilde’s Hot at an Event….
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Kelly Brook’s Fat Legs…
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Slut of the Day
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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You May Want to Fuck Gwyneth Paltrow
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15 People Who are Dumb and Dumber…
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Jennifer Anistion’s Weirdo Prom Dress…
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Eva Longoria Just Queefed
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Bachelor Contestent Nude for Playboy
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Hofit Golan Nude Dress
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Kelly Brook’s Fat Ass
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Julianne Moore in a Garbage Bag
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Kristen Stewart’s Lookin’ Hot
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Funny News Headlines
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How Hot Chicks Take A Dump
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Diane Agron and her Box
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Miley Cyrus – Date Night
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits Hanging Out
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12 Plays that Only Happen in Kids Sports
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Alessandra Ambrosio and her Smoothie
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Hottest Classic Blond Bombshells..
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Random Bikini Model of the Day
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Hilary Swank and Her Man Face
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Crash Test Dummies are Getting Fat
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Things That Bounce
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Mindblowing Art
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Marc Anthony’s New Wife’s Pussy Flash
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Girls Comparing Their Vaginas
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Girls Comparing their Tits
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Girl Getting Topless in White Yoga Pants
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Cameltoe Panties..
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Tits in Milk…
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Pissing in the Supermarket
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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She’s Down for the Count…
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

12

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going through my phone and realized that I couldn’t place any of the asshole pics – it was like so many assholes on my phone but no one to take ownership on them….

Here are some links…


Ass in Yoga Pants…
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Courtney Stodden Bikini
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10 Tinder Pickup Line Fails
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Micheala Schaeger Topless Again
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Pregnant Woman Beggar
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Bella Thorne Promoting a New Book
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Slut of the Day
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Worst Business Decisions of all Time
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Asses for Hump Day
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Taylor Swift Tight Dress
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Nadine Leopold is Ok
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Drunk Girl – Gets Propositioned – when Asking for Help – Because Drunk Girls are Easy
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Metisha Schaefer is Some Girl on the Beach..
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Bella Thorne Signing Books
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20 Puns
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Ten Hours of Princess Leia Walking in NYCC
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Claudia Romani Ass Flash
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Guess the Ass
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Elle Fanning is Boring on Set – Looking Homeless
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Cameron Diaz Gives the Finger
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Why Do Dogs Pant
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Big Tits of the Day
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22 Accurate Dog Breed Names…
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UNDERBOOB
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Archery Trick Shots
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Leo’s Guest List
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12 Creepy Cakes
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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The Worst Fake Kate Beckinsale Nude You’ll See Today
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Hidden Camera at the Pool
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Debby Ryan Legs in the Air
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Girl and Her Hitachi
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Lesbians Getting Down With Each Other
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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She Loves to Dance
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

12

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

When asking a girl if she’s a prostitute – or how much she charges for sex – you should make sure it isn’t at a day spa your wife bought you a groupon for, because not all hot tubs, saunas and steam rooms are designed for rub and tugs, and they will ask you to leave, even if you didn’t take full advantage of your 2 for 1 90% off deal…

I guess they aren’t aware that we are all prostitutes…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

Jenny McCarthy’s Got Herself a Reality Show
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Drunk Girl – Gets Propositioned – when Asking for Help – Because Drunk Girls are Easy
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Britney Spears – New Love
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Princess Leia Street Harassment
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Jennifer Akerman Topless
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Animals Rockin’ Beards
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Bon Jovi is Old as Fuck
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Kim Kardashian’s Kid is Trying to Escape
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Conan’s Attempt to Be Sons of Anarchy
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15 Dumb People
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Beyonce Woke Up and Used Photoshop Like This.
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Robert Pattison’s Mohawk
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17 Signs it is Time To Turn Around
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Stephen Colbert Breaks Character
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The Bill Cosby Meme Generator Went Well
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Candice Swanepoel in Lingerie
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2014

11

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

Today I learned that when you are with someone who points out where their loved one died in a horrible car accident – you shouldn’t say – “it’s too bad they didn’t have the car accident up the street, it’s much more scenic”…that’s the wrong thing to say.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Nicki Minaj is Sorry for the Nazi Video
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Jena Malone Freakish Panty Flash
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Top 10 Green Text Stories on 4Chan
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7 Emojis for Sociopaths
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Pat Sajak Walked Off Wheel of Fortune Stage
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Barbara Palvin Topless for Madame Figaro
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Simpson’s Futurama Couch Gag….
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Pregnant WOman Begging for Money is So Fuckign Hot
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Girls Taking Selfies…
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Aubrey O’Day is Braless
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Megan Fox Covered in a Sexy Robe
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Slut of the Day
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Keri Russell in Leather
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Lea Michele at the Nail Salon
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Miley Cyrus Hates Jennifer Lawrence
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Christina Milian’s Hard Nipples
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12 Specific “Not Allowed” Signs
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Top 3 Model Instagrams
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Candice Swanepoel’s Behind the Scenes Photoshoot
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Top Military Movies
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Lupita Nyongo in Some Formal Bike Shorts
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Rocket Powered Bike Breaks Speed Record
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Karlie Kloss Cleavage Show
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Chick-Fil-A’s Listof Words Employees Can’t Use
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A Whole Bunch of Paparazzi Pics
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Fat Kelly Brook – Fat Tits on Instagram
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Craziest Coach Meltdowns
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Taylor Swift Slutty in her New Video
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Nina Agdal Poses in Lingerie
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Thigh Gaps
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Chrissy Teigen in Shorts
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17 Ways to Know You Came to the Wrong Neighborhood
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Madonna Topless Outtakes
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Maitland Ward is a Pile of Trash
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News Reporter of the Day
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Anastasia Ashley Ass for Esquire
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Zooey Deschanel Sucks
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Cara Delevinge at Topshop
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Gurls Tugging at Clothes
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Zoe Kravitz is Scary
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Arianny Celeste Busting Out
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People Who Took MultiTasking to the NExt Level
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Weed May be Legal in NYC
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Camera Inside a Bubble of Water
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Throwback to Lucy Lawless Naked
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Babe in a See Through Bikini
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Babe in Lingerie..
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Poop Diving
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Dildo Play!
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Wardrobe Malfunction of the Day
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Ass in Motion
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Naked Lone Ranger
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Strip By the Piano
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Inny Vagina of the Day
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Spread Ass of the Day
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Hello Kitty Panties
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

11

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Apparently, people don’t like veteran’s day jokes. Always so uptight about remembering the people who fought for our freedom / government initiatives…

But the good news is…people like tits and ass…because that is something I can deliver…

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning..

Nicki Minaj Glorifies Nazis
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Best Military Uniforms From Around the World.
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Americas Oldest Veteran is a Badass
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Kate Beckinsale in a White Dress…
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Hot Air Balloon Ride…
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Kelly Osbourne’s Close Call with Being Interesting…
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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple Slip…
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Robert Plant Didn’t Rip Up an 8 Million Dollar Led Zeppelin Deal…
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Abigail Ratchford Bikini Action…
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Jennifer Aniston is a Slut
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Rocket Powered Bicycle Breaks Speed Record
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15 Billboard of True Genius
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Bradley Cooper Topless in a Tub
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17 Hilarious Infographics on the Frustration of Life..
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Liquid Mercury vs Salt
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2014

10

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I just spent the last hour driving around a tranny prostitute hangout – hoping to bet whether the 10 dollar blowjob was from a girl or a guy dressed like a girl…with myself…my trick is to guess based on the shoes…and I have a 40 % success rate…

Here are some stepLINKS..

12 People WHo Said Fuck It..
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Top 10 Nicki Minaj is Glorifying Nazis.
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Topless Pornstars in New Jersey
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Public Sex Gets Couple Six Months in Jail
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Elisabetta Canalis in a Bikini…
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Girls in Sports Bras
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10 Times You Didn’t Notice the Killer in Too Many Cooks
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Nick Jonas Sex Scene
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The French Kim Kardashian Tried to Kill Her Boyfriend…
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Reese Witherspoon Pink Dress…
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Anastasia Ashley Hot for Esquire
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You Didn’t See This Coming….
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Slut of the Day
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Pregnant Blake Lively
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Jessica Lowndes Naked Enough for Attention
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The Science of Interstellar
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Sofia Vergara’s Ass in JEans
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Jena Malone Panty Flash
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Balance Artist in Dubai
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Jennifer Aniston in a White Dress
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Neil DeGrasse Tyson Generally Approves of Intersteallar
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Some Pretty Girls
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12 Facebook Fails of World Traveling Idiots
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Arianny Celeste Big Tits
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Why Do We Like the Smells of Our Own Farts
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Kelly Brook’s Big Fucking Belly
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Khloe Kardashian See THrough
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Kids React to Old Cameras
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Ashley Benson Big Cleavage…
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Nicole Kidman Nipple
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Amanda Bynes is Good
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Margot Robbie is Harley Quinn / Jared Leto is The Joker
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Sara Malakul Lane Topless
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15 Ridiculous Dumb Local New Stories…
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You Can Now Say Pussy on Comedy Central…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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BAD GIRLS GET ON CAM FOR YOU FOR FREE – WE LOVE BAD GIRLS>
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Angelina Jolie Sex Scene
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Pregnant Girl of the Day
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Big Naked Kinky Boobs
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Babe Strips After Yoga
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The Hottest Girls in the World Willing FUCK on Camera – Thanks Czech Republic
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Dad Fights Son and Fails
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Titty Tap
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More and More Amazing Cam Girls is Perfect Because There are Never Enough Amazing Cam Girls…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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