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2008

17

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I took my doctor’s advice to start exercising or else I’ll die today by walking up my stairs in the building I live in. I was told to do it for 20 minutes to 30 minutes without stopping. I managed to do about 1 minute before getting out of breath and going back home. The truth is that my building is about 5 floors, I live on the third and I gave up by the time I reached my floor so it was pretty fucking convenient. Maybe tomorrow will bring me closer to my weight-loss and long living goal by making me walk up those stairs again, I don’t see how that’s going to really help me because I’ve been walking up and down them at least twice a day for the last 5 years usually to go drink, but it hasn’t done me any good so my doctor’s obviously crazy. Speakin’ of crazy here are my crazy links love it…

Move Over Horatio Caine, You Got Nothing On Israeli CSI
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Wow, Are You Really This Stupid?
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The 10 Greatest Moments In Female Orgasm History
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Aubrey O’Day Sluts It Up Nicely
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I Wish Satring At Hot Girls Who Work OUt Was As Affective as Working Out Itself
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Expand Your Brocabulary
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Hayden Panty Airs is Breakin The Law
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Shauna Sand Extreme Elegance Edition
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The Little Magical Bitch From Narry Potter is Gettin’ Fit
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Hendry the Internet Monkey Junkie
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A Good Cheap Shot is the Only Way to Win a Fight
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Mischa Barton Ruined Nicole Richies Life
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Sophie Monk is Tasty
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When Google Goes Wrong
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Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
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BREAKING NEWS
Pigs Have Sex on the Japanese News
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Some Super Hot Body Painting
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For Your Pursuit of Happiness
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Introducing Rocio Guirao Diaz
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Ref Knocks Out the Corner Man
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Ann Angel and Lia Get Some Fresh Air
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Well It’s Official, Lynne Spears is Completely Fucking Delusional
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Kinky Blonde Sheila and Her Sex Toy
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Sexy Brunette Strips Down
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Courtney Love is a Fucking Mess, Even For Her
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Beyonce Thinks She’s a Hot Cop
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Blake Lively is Doing Something or Other in a Horrible Outfit
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That’s One Big Swedish Fish
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Because Stealing Porn From You Dad Is Too Much Effort
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And You Thought You WOUld Be a Virgin Forever
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Striptease of the Day
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Hot Bitch and a Gun for You Gun Totaing Americans
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Searching Pussie’s For Drugs
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Get Em Out Ladies!
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Kristy Hinze Needs a Nose Job
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Shay Laren’s White Cotton Panties
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Jenya Hangs OUt in Cold Cold Water
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Adrienne Curry Probably Made Up This Story About Her Having a Stalker To Make It Seem Like People Give a Shit About Her
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I have a PHD in Wikipedia, With a Minor in Google
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Fuck You Sarah Palin
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Hello Karina Jelinek
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Remotely Shut Down a Computer With a Cell Phone
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Some Bonus Links I Just Got in My Email….

Tallest Woman, Her Legs and the Shortest Man Pose Together
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Andeson Cooper’s Boy Toy
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Lohan Throwback Ass Shot
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The Politcal Babe Race
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O-Face or Republican Face
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Download the New Mickey Avalon Dyslexic Speedreaders Mix Tape that Isn’t Actually a Tape…But an MP3
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Some 5 Year Old Blew 105,000 Dollars of His Dad’s Money
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Israelis from Isreal Beauty Jew and the Geek Jew in Their Bikinis
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Oprah and Her Book on Raping and Molesting Kids
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Sean Connery Beats Women
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

This Black Chick’s Got a Vagina…And She Doesn’t Mind Showing It
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Some Kate Playground Lookin’ Chick Pics
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Some Chick in the Club Showing Off Her Dirty Tongue
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How About One More Bristol Palin Message to Fully Exhaust the Joke….

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2008

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

So I saw a guy with a shirt that said “Let’s Hug It Out” and since I was feeling a little lonely, walked up to him and tried to hug him. He pushed me off so I backed off and moved in again from another angle. This went on for about 5 minutes before he freaked the fuck out and tried to fight me, I told him that he should not joke about hugs because in my world, I take what people have on their shirts seriously and I DON’T take free hug offers lightly. I mean I didn’t really feel lonely and I didn’t really want to hug him, I just knew his shirt was bullshit and decided to call the fucker out on it and in the process almost got a beat down, I guess he’s not the man he pretends to be in the T-Shirts he wears.

Speaking of bullshit, here are the links and they are all amazing in their own special way. If I could I’d hug it out with them only they wouldn’t try to fight me for it. Enjoy.

Fuck the tuesday Night Movies
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Jocelyn Wildenstein is a Sexy Beast…Actually She’s Just a Beast
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Kimbo Slice Will Hurt You
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Lookin Good Marisa Miller
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Katherine McPhee Cleavage
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Miley Cyrus is 15 and her Boyfriend is a 20 Year Old Underwear Model….Who Doesn’t Know He’s Gay Yet….
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Alice Dellal Topless And Exposed Personal Pics
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Lots of Hot Pics of LA Chicks in Various States of Undress And Good Interview With the Photographer Who Talks About How Much Worse LA Chicks are Than NYC Chicks…..
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Top 10 Child Actresses Who Became Hotties
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The Hottest TRL VJS Of All Time
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Tesla Mario
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The Weirdest Thing You’ll See All Day
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How Long Till Nicole Richie Goes Back to Being a Party Slut?
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Awkward Politics
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Girls Getting Topless For Their Presidential Choice….
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2 Jokers Playin’ a Prank on CNN During the Lehman Brother’s Bankruptcy. It Made Me Laugh….
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Sex is A Lot More Fun With Someone Else There
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This UFC Chick is Getting Naked for Playboy
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And That’s Why You Don’t Order In
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Eva Mendes is a True Patriot
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Dukw Nuken 3D
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Ball Smack Tribute
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Some Beatboxing Kid That Needs to Take a Ritalin
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Eva Habermann and Her Cleavage Are Wearing a Red Dress
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Old Lady Face Plant
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In Love With Sanya
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Hot Lezzie Threesome
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Pussy Drink
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It’sa So Hard to Say Goodbye…To Amy Poehler
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We all Know Your a Virgin Dude
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The Kardashians Don’t Want to Be Photographed Anymore..Even Though They Got a Reality Show Because They Wanted to Famous and Used to Tip Off the Paparazzi As To Where They Were And Wanted to Be Photographed But Now They Decided That They Don’t
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The List of Unattractive Female News Reporters…
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And I Thought My Wife Was Dumb
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Lauren Conrad At Something Or Another
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Heath Ledgers Daughter Has to Be a Fucking Clone, Because No Kid Looks THAT Much Their Parents, Jesus
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Make the Most of Your Evening
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Eminem is Like a Wrestler – He’s Coming Out of Retirement
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Striptease of the Day
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Some Naked British Model Posing
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Silvia Scaglione Scares the Shit Out of Me
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Pussy Problem
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Yo Little Brother is 89’s Magic
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You Stay Classy Baby
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Random Photo Fun
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I Love You Rosario Dawson
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Ciara is Smokin Hot
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You Know Your Super Hero Fetish Has Gone Too Far When…
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Jamie Hammer is Your Tartan Princess
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Brooke Hogan is Like the Hulk With Tits
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Sara Folino is in Nuts
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Your Playboy Cyber Girl
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2008

16

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

If you are wondering why I have taken so long to get the links up, it’s because I was depressed and dealing with some pretty major personal loss. The dudes from the alley outside my house, who have been sneaking back there the last 3 weeks to do whatever the fuck they do, and that I never knew what they were doing, even though I’ve been wanting to get invited to witness it and it seems that no matter how much I stand on the corner and how hard I give them the eyes like a desperate whore in the off-season lookin’ for some money because she’s hungry, hasn’t eaten in a week and just wants a fuckin’ burger for fuck’s sake….they just ignore me.

Either way, they got arrested and when I saw the cops outside, I ran out to see, hoping it wasn’t them, and it was, so I guess my fun is over and I’ll never know what kind of party was going down back there, which could be a good thing, because they were probably suckin’ each other off, and despite liking blow jobs, I can’t get down to THOSE kinds of blowjobs. I’ll be over it in a couple hours and in the meantime, here are my links.

Hot Tits of the Day
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I Love Me a Good Cat Fight
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The Hottest Candy Girls Make You Want To Lick The Wrapper:
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Hey Megan Fox, Whats All That White Stuff?
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And Here She Is in Maxim
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Fat Boy Skateboard Splits
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Rose McGowen Needs to Shut Her Fucking Mout
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Are Kate Moss’ Nipples Perpetually Hard
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Miley Cyrus Pretends She Isn’t a Whore By Going to Church With Her Older Boyfriend
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Skeletor’s Fantasy Boobs
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Man Has Sex With Car
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Some Bitches Who Like to Show Off Their Shit. Figuratively Speaking
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THE BEST RADIO AD EVER
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I’m Sorry, But You Gun Toting American’s Scare The Shit Out Of Me
Squirrel Melts? Jesus Christ
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Some Carmen Electra Goodness
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Bored? Here’s Some Porn
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Captain Sulu’s Big Gay Wedding
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Domain Namke Dollar Store
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Wedgie Fetish? Are You Serious?
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Beach Bitch Beatdown
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Teeny Bopper Club
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Why Hello Andi Valentino
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Amy Winehouse Didn’t Show Up to Her Own Birthday Party
Surprised. Not Surprised.
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Find a Bitch to Fuck
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Vegetable Pussy
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Jessica Alba Is Mad Again
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Pole Crash
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Alicia Keys is a Home Wrecker
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Get Laid, Because Sex is Awesome
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Dita Von Tease is Stupid But Here’s Her wonder Bra Commercial Anyways
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Lohan Looks Pretty Hot at Ultra Supper Club in Toronto
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Striptease of the Day
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And Now, The Tightest Ass Ever
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She Forgot to Lock the Door
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172 Foot Dive
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Hayden Panty Airs Camel Toe
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Muriel is Naked on a Excercise Ball
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And Now The New Shannon Doherty
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Eva Mendes I Love You of the Day
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The 80’s in a Minute or Two
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Hurricane Bear!
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And the New Shitney Album Comes Out…
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Bowling With Veronica
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Electric Shock Pen Prank
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Aubrey O’Day Turned Down a Role Suckin’ Dick but Still Makes Time to Abuse Her Dog…
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Some Cameron Diaz in Blue Latex
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How Not To Get Your Girlfriend Back
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

A Young Ethnic Girl Gets NAKED
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Some Big Pierced Tits
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Some Young Ass…Some Young Tits
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2008

14

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Yeah, Yeah…here are my links. Stop emailing me about them. Some of us have important things to do away from our computers on weekends, like find the source of all the bugs crawling around my apartment and following big scary black guys with pot leaves on the back of their jackets into the back alley by my house out of curiosity to see what they are up to back there and not being met with the warm welcome I expected….I kinda slacked this past week, I think I’ll try a little harder this upcoming week, like actually read my emails. I guess we’ll have to wait and see. Love.

Dear Pete WEntz: Die.
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Star Hour Takes Two Negatives and Makes a Positive
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Danielle Llyod, You Big Ball of Class
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Elizabeth Hurley Tits
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The Best Porn You’ll Watch All Day
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The Hottest Political Pundits , and By Pundits, I Mean Sluts
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Bikini Bagpipes
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Kim Smith is Lazing About
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Here’s the Video of Kanya West Throwing a Tempur Tantrum
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Honestly I Miss the Crazy, Panty and Vagina Flashing Britney, So Here’s a Throwback
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Jessica Simpson Doesn’t Look Completelt Disgusting at Some Event or Another
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Sex or Yoga
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Ahhhh Gymnastic Mishaps
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Your Friday Night Entertainment
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Who Says Romance is Dead?
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Amy Winehouse is Getting it Together
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Second Trailer for the Quantum of Solace
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Fat Man Breaks the Xerox
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Here’s Some More About That Girl Who is Auctioning Off Her Virginity
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The Ten Hottest Sets of Twins Ever
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Who’s That in a Purple Dress
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Nothing Like a Good Old Baseball Fight
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Group Showers Are Where It’s At
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Why Hello Chloe Jones
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The Lovely Asgrid is Hotter Then Her Name Lets On
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Trailer for Changeling
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Because We All Know You’re a Virgin Anyways
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Fuck You Jack in the Box
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More Proof You Don’t Need Brains to Write a Book
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More From Madonna’s Dry and Sour Tour
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And MORE From Madonna’s Dry and Sour Tour – This Time With More Steroids
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Kim Mardashian is a Model for Safety
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Striptease of the Day
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Whoaaa…Relax There, Road Rage
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I Guess She Forgot to Lock the Door
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Sophie Monk Wears Bikini Top; Can Ride Bike
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Beer Goggles and You
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Gabriela Vergara Can Make Me Coffee Anytime
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Danny Lynn Birkhead = Not Dead Yet
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Ron White Likes to Get High, Motherfucker!
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Now That’s What I Call a Red Carpet Dreess.
PS: Is This a Tranny?
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Post It Note Experiment
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Red Head Rosalia
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Pam Anderson is Just Plain Crazy
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2008

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I met a couple and by met I mean saw a couple who were both wearing Crocs, becaue adults in Crocs are not adults I want to meet. I know that everyone always makes fun of these things with good reason, but up until today, I had only seen kids wearing them and would question what kind of cruel world we live in where kids are the punchline to a joke. I just couldn’t understand why everyone was always being so fuckin’ hard on the kids because they were in colorful plastic, stupid lookin’ shoes because when I was a kid I didn’t even own shoes, but today I finally got it.

This man and woman were walking towards me on the street. He was in his bright orange crocs, a nice manly color that makes me think of danger or a construction site and she was in the softer baby blue that exuded nothing but femininity…if you were at the fuckin’ circus. I don’t understand what possessed these people to wear matching shoes in the first place, but ones made of colorful plastic took it to a whole other level, but then I heard them speak and they were European so it all made sense. The good news is that the wife despite her stupid shoes wasn’t wearing a bra and her little Spanish lookin tits were my friends for about 40 seconds before she caught me staring and I backed down like the scared little pervert that I am…..

Here are my links and they aren’t wearing Crocs, but I think you’ll like them anyway.

Boobs Versus Rainbows….
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Say It Isn’t So!!!
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I Am – Every Rocky Film Ever Made in 5 Seconds
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Jennifer Elisson Has the Rear of the Year
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Nadine Velazquez Make Watching My Name is Earl Bearable
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I Don’t Know Why, But Tiger Woods Is Putting With a Rubix Cube
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Jessica Alba REALLY Wants You to Vote
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Kanye West Got Arrested for Being a Little Bitch
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Skin Flicks That Are Worthwhile
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Petra Nemcova Upskirt Throwback
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Authors Wanted, Brains and Story Telling Ability Not Required
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Bollywood > Hollywood
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Spend Thursday Doing Something Worthwhile
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Gina Gershon Spoofs Sarah Palin….
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When You Change One Letter
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Abbie Cornish is Dreamy
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Free Run Faceplant
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Sweet Blonde Denisa
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God Damn Angie Savage
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It’s Like a Treasure Map, But For Pussy
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Jayden James Tits Are Massive
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Katie Holmes is a Faggot Ass Raver and I Hate Fucking Ravers…Probably One of the Dumbest Movements to Ever Happen..
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How About a Little Jessica Simpson Performing Video
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Keytarist Genius
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Ninja Punch FAIL!
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Matt Damon is Actually Making Some Fucking Sense
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How to: Explain To yOu Kids Mommy is a Whore
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Sienna Miller Went to the Clinic. Hopefully She Has AIDS and is Dying
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Mariah Carey is a Cry Baby and Dooesn’t Want a Book Written About Her
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Striptease of the Day
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Man Dies During Family Speech – Video
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Because You’re Pathetic
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Wendy Whine Got Her Titties Pierced
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Janet Jackson, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Who Knew Cops Knew How to Kick It?
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Emmanuelle Chriqui At Some Premier or Something
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Charlie Lane is Your Army Fantasy
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The 10 Sexiest Football Movie Babes Of All Time
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Paz Vega, I Love You
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So Ciara Didn’t Actually Get Naked and It Sounds Like She is Pissed Off
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Shiny, Shiny Bijou
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Abriela Vergara Need to Get Out of My Dreams, and Into My Car
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That This Guy Is Getting Traded, That’s For Damn Sure
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Make an Apple Cannon and a Pumpkin Bazooka
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Tommy Lee Tells a Blogger to Fuck Off Via MySace Because He’s One of those Internet Tough Guys Who’s Only Claim to Masculinity is His Hep C from Fucking More Dumb Tacky Rock Groupies With Fake Tits Than You….
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ESPN AIRED A HANDJOB ACCIDENTALLY DURING A CROWD SHOT AT A FOOTBALL GAME
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GET THE HIPPIE….
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Some PETA Striptease Game
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Some Jessica Simpson Tongue Fetish
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS BECAUSE PHOTOBUCKET’S JUST ANOTHER PORN SITE…..

Some Black Girl Who Thinks She’s a Model in Some Topless Photoshoot
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Cheer Queen Likes Showing Off Her Tits
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2008

11

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

Here are my links from last night, I forgot to post them because I get distracted easily. Happy 9/11!!!

RoHAN May Be Planning a Big Gay Wedding
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The Top Ten Moments in Celebrity Bra History
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Even Strippers Live By a Code
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Aria Giovanni Tribute
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Man, Elisha Cuthbert Needs to Clean the Fuck Up
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Liz Hurley’s Tits Are Fine By Me
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Thank God I Never Caught My Parents Doing It
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Justine Jero is in Search Of….
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Holy Shit! You’re Not Gonna Believe This, But a Rapper Was in Court Yesterday
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And Now, A Word From Jennifer Aniston’s Underpants
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There May Not Be An Arrested Development Movie Afterall
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Take It From Me, Cause I Know What I’m Talking About
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Sarah Palin is Going Hunting
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Barack Obama, You Are Better Then This. Come On Dude
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Sometimes, You Gotta Seek a Professional
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Some Scientists in Switzerland Are Trying to Create a Black Hole and Probably End the World As We Know It
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This Time, the Kids Get to Undress Michael!!
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Who Is Aida Yespica?
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Sledge Hammer Subway Attack
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Finally, Someone Who East Worse Then I Do
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The Very Pretty Paulina
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Charlie Lane’s Gallery
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Find Girls To Fuck, Because Your Sister Is Going to Die one Day
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Get a Load of Mira
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There’s Something Wrong With Sienna Miller
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Nicole Kidmon Has Been Completely Transformed Into Wax
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Angel City Derby Girls
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Everyone Needs to Get a Little High Now and Again
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Beyonce and Rhianna Just Need to Get It Over With and Fight to the DEATH!
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Is It Just Me, Or Does Miley Curys’ Little Sis Look Like Golum From LOTR?
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Kate Moss Has Fleas. Why Am I Not Surprised?
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Because a Helping Hand is Only a Reach Away
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Striptease of the Day
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And That’s Why, You Always Wear a Seatbelt
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So THAT’S Why They Always Smell Like Fish?
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Your Tax Dollars At Work
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Ny Fashion Week = Jesus Christ, East Some Fucking Food
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Georgia Jones is Wrong
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Brianna Banks Just Bought a Mercedes
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Russle Crowe Has Snoop Doggs Back, Yo!
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Alright, Sometimes You Gotta Say Fuck It, and Show Your Soft Side
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Freestyle Rap Battle Translated
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Sarita Stella is Smokin!
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Steal Candy From a Baby
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2008

08

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I know I am a little late on posting these stepLINKS but I was traveling to a tropical resort, where a hot, tight bodied 18 year old wouldn’t stop asking me to rub tanning oil on her bare tits and by traveling to a tropical resort with a hot bodied topless chick, I mean my internet connection was down and it’s barely back up now, but I’m doing the best I can with what I’ve got, which isn’t much but the dreams of a better place than here where I don’t need the internet to update stupid links you don’t even click on because you hate me, heartbreaker.

That said, here are my links.

Lily Allen Can Be Quite the Cunt When She Wants to Be
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The Only Good Thing About Skatboarding in When They Bail
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Tara Reid’s Old Lady Tits Are Really Getting Irrelevant
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Some Lingerie Football League….Worth Checking Out….
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Who Knew Midgets Could Make Watching a Piece of Shit Like Entourage Bearable?
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Aline Samy Would Be Totally Bangable if She Put a Fucking Bag Over Her Head
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Milo Ventimiglia is Having a Cry
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Who Says It’s Hard to Find a Girlfriend?
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Pussy Cat dDoll Nip Slip
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The 10 Worst Inventions Ever
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Watch This Jet Break the Sound Barrier
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Friday Night Slut Fest
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Base Jump Gone Wrong
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Emma Streadman Gallery
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Evening Dress Strippers
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Busty, Busty Peaches
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Everyone is Getting All Political on Paris Hilton’s Ass
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Hey Vicky Beckham! What the Fuck is Wrong With Your Skin?
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Feed Your Porn Addiction
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Michael Phelpsis the Ass King
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EPIC Motorcycle Fail
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No One Said Shooting a Guy is Easy
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Serial Killer Fun
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The Pussycat Dolls in Blender Magazine
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Mariah Carey Whores It Up Around Town
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Striptease of the Day
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Been There, Done That
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VMA Whoredom
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And That’s Why You Don’t Stand Next to a Falling Tree
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Goth Girl Gets Pierced
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Get Sex This Weekend
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I Drunk
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Lesbian Tendancies Promote the New 90210
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Sexy Random Photo Fun
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Rosie Jones is Topless
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Josh Hartnett Hotel Library Sex Tape
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Kanye West Has No Shame
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Some Things Even Shock the Helpp Out of Me
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Extreme Ping Pong
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The Flying Squirrel!
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Hello Heather Rae
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How To: Eat 48 Hot Dogs in Ten Minutes
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2008

05

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email today:

Hey,
 
I have enjoyed your site for all its bizarre content for a while now, but must never return because of your comments to the Christians at the potluck dinner.  There is simply no sense in that and to humiliate them for no reason is senseless. 
 
If you were to go off on some other group like you went off on the nice folks at the church, everybody would hate your site, but because they are just “Christians”, no one cares.  I have to care and can’t come back.
 
My loss, unless you have anything redeeming to say other than “Pop off, sympathizer….”

I don’t like losing readers, but being an asshole or offensive or rude is kinda what I do. I have accepted that I can’t please everyone and the good news is that I don’t take much seriously because it is the internet and not real life and you shouldn’t either.

That said, I stand by my statement that Anal Sex is one of God’s Great Creations and I will have no problem showing some hot little Christian girls how it’s done and how it isn’t against God’s wish for them to remain virgins. My main problem with making this happen is my whole impotency thing, but it’s something we can try to work through.

Here are my links….

Sluts Who Get the Job Done
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Being Stranded With Pot Farmers Doesn’t Sound So Bad
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Amy Winehouse with Her Best Friend Jack
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Abigail Clancy is in FHM
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Audrina in Some Sexy Lingerie….If Only She Wasn’t a Busted Face..
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Bikini Detectives!
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Carrie Underwood Called Jessica Simpson a Fat Ass. Ha Ha
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Holly Madison PAntyless Upskirt
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The 10 Hottest Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders!
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Bristol Palin’s Big Ol’ Alaskan Titties…
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The Man Show is Back!
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Grapes to a Fat Guy Are Like Kryptonite to SUperman
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Hollywood’s Sex Addicts
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Some 37 Year Old Mexican With Crazy Fake Tits
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5 Reasons This Girl  Is Better Than Beyonce
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Some Body Painted Chick Hanging From Hooks…
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Lynne Spears Parenting How To
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Who Says Sex From the Internet is Dead
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LA Bans the Opening of New Fast Food Restaurants in Poor Neighborhoods
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So That’s What Goes On in my Stomache Friday Night
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That Guy….
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Now’s The Time You Gotta Get Up and Boogie
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Vicky Blows Gallery
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Because the Girls On World of Warcraft Aren’t Real
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Little Guy Knocks Out the Bully in One Punch
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Art Imitating Life?
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Power Wheels, Power Makes It GO!
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Topless Bowling!!
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From Italy With Love
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The Lovely Kayden Cross
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Lene Alexandra
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Let the Trashiest Custody Battle Begin
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Jewel’s Bus Driver is a Great Person to Have Behind the Wheel
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Rachel Bilson Looks Not Completely Boring For Once in Some Magazine
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More People Hate Will Smith Day By Day. Awesome
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David Spades Bastard Child was Born
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Those Guidos Really Know How to Treat a Lady
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Can You Get Cancer in the Vagina?
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Get Some Sex, Virgin
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Eve Laurence is Wanktastic
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Surprise!! Disaster Movie is a Piece of Fucking Shit
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Failing Tanlines
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Ciara is Pretty Much Naked
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WTF is With All These Rappers And Tattoos On Their Faces
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Luba and Her Curves
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I’v Seen Danielle Lloyds Tits Almost As Many Times As My Own Moobs
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Security Guard FAIL!
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Who is Jennifer Hawkins? Who Cares, She is In a Bikini
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Fix a Car Dent With a Hair Dryer
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Some Grass Skirt Slut…
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2008

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I managed to get invited to some Chrtistian potluck dinner party and I am not sure why since I don’t know the people hosting and I am not Christian. It’s facebook and maybe they think I am some other Jesus Martinez that is part of their Church or something, but the picture of the old man lickin’ the panties would normally red flag someone into thinking that maybe I’m not the kind of guy they want at a Christian potluck, a Catholic potluck, I’d understand since priests have been licking the skidmarks out of 10 year old boys’ tighty whities for generations, but Christians are too fuckin’ scared of God to be accepting of that.

Anyway this was the message / group email I got about the event:

Hey Fellow Followers!

I wanted to do an inventory of food for the Super Potluck we’re doing Saturday at the church. We’ll be providing the drinks, hot dogs and burgers and Bill will be running the corn roast like he does every year. There will be lots of fun activities and games for the kids like the annual Bible Track and Field and the Father / Child relay race and we will be sure to make time for announcements, prayer and some bible readings. We are just asking for you to bring 10 dollars to donate to the Church and a really yummy dish. So Please let me know what you’re bringing. God will be watching over us and the weather should be great and so should the day. I will be there but will you?

Brenda

I wrote back saying:

I’m bringing my rock hard cock for your mouth, it may not be the yummy dish you were hoping for, in fact you may hate it but I promise I’ll only stick it in your ass, you know to keep your vagina virginity for marriage like you’re supposed to. Remember anal sex is just one of God’s great creations. I won’t be bringing the 10 dollars but I will totally jerk off on your face while God is watching over both us and the weather!! You have no idea how much of a blast this is going to be.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

It wasn’t a proud moment, but my links are and here they are….

Anna Lynne McCord is the New 90210 Slut and Here are a Bunch of Pics of Her
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Slick Chicks Oil Wrestling
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Here’s a Clip From Lohan’s New Oscar Winning Role
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I’d Still Totally Bang Liz Hurley
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Johnny Knoxville Kicks Steve-O In The Nuts Video
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Canadian Women’s Wrestling
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Keeley Hazell is Topless Again. I AM SHOCKED!
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Sharon Stone’s Pokies Say How Do You Do
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I’d Rather Be Bald, Then Have Shitty Hairplugs
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The History Of Hollywood’s Sex Addicts:
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John McCain is a Weightlifting Champion
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The 10 Hottest Fart VIdeos in Internet History
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Jessica Simpson Calls Tony Roma Her FBD (Future Baby Daddy), That Would Scare Me the Fuck Off
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hello Seren Gibson
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Want to 69 It?
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Get Her Done!
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Now Here’s an Episode of Cribs I Can Relate To
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Mena Suvari Gallery
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And That’s Why You Need to Keep Your Cool
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Elton John Hates Lily Allen
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Triplets, Ain’t Nothing Wrong With That
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Somehow, Diving Boards Always Go Wrong
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Pretty Pool Babes
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Marry Me Martina Warren
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The Lovely, Lovely Kira
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Okay, Well This is the Scariest Thing I Have Ever Heard In My Life
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Shut the Fuck Up Jessica Simpson
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Jennifer Lopez Looks Hot On the Cover of Elle, and By Hot I Mean Completely Photoshopped so She Looks Nothing Like Her Real Self
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Christina Auilera Tranny Clown As Per Usual
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Striptease of the Day
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Fat Mom Ruins the Party
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Bathroom Honesty
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I Loe You Miranda Kerr
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Who Knew World Cup Was So Amazing?
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Find The Best Jerk Off Material
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Sadie Jones and Her Water Pipe
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Madonna Hates Her Tour Crew
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Please God Let This Be a Trend
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So That’s How the World Is Going to End
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Kocsis Orsi is the International Babe of the Day
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Funny Translation Guide for Stupid and Slutty Women
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Keely Hazell Topless in NUTS Again of the Day
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X-Tina and Her Tits Posing With Her New Smell
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Katherine Heigl Scares Puppies
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Blow a Job Interview on Purpose
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Asian Girl Getting Fucked
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Some Dude Who Thinks He’s a Pimp Gets His Co-Workers in Lingerie
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More of His Co-Workers in Lingerie
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Some Girl Shows Her Tits
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Some Vegas Whore Wearing 2 Bras…Because One Isn’t Enough for this Small Breasted Slut
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2008

03

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this message from a dude on Facebook today:

U Rock! I mean seriously, i proudly tell people that ive communicated with you. I’ve even had dreams with you.

It made me uncomfortable. Here are my links some will make you uncomfortable. Enjoy.

Gisele Has a Golden Cameltoe
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Lohan Forgets Her Bra and Blogs Politcal
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How Does One Exactly Fall Up An Escalator?
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Some Chick Named Willa Ford is on the Cover of Maxim
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The Best Way to Say I Love You
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Hilary Swank is Lookin’ Scary
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Reese Witherspoon Panty Upskirt
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Alessandra Ambrosio Throwbacks Since Pregnancy Ruined Her
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The Best Porn Out There
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The 10 Hottest Bikini Fight Videos
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The Sluttiest Politican Daughters!
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I Mean It’s Really Not Cheating If It Takes Place Over a Computer, Right?
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Fill in the Blanks! Action Movies!
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A First to Remember
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Girls Who Get Something Done
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Helen Mirren Says Cocaine and Rape are Awesome
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Dick Move
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Lookin Good Sweetheart!
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Cheerleader Mishap
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Who Doesn’t Want to Find a Girl to Fuck?
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Hot Drunk Girls Ride Bikes
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Crazy Ambulance Crach – Video
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Lingerie StreetWalkers
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Crash, Bang, Boom
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Busty Blonde Jennifer
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Playboy Babe Netty
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Carrot Pussy
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Why Hello Tammin Sursok
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Everyone Hates Katies Holmes and Her Broadway Show
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Sienna Miller is a Grouch
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Getting Sex Has Never Been Made Easier
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Bai Ling Still Wears I Don’t Know What the Fuck Out on the Town
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Striptease of the Day
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I’m Starving and Even I Wouldn’t Eat This
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Aggro Male Stripper
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Watch the Guy
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Dog the Bounty Hunter and His Wife Are More Disgusting Than Me and My Wife, and that Is Not Small Feat
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Shay Laren Gets Some Exercise
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Kourtney Kardashian is Kind of Hot, and By Kind of Hot I Mean She Doesn’t Look Like As Much of a Man As Her Sisters
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The Daughter of the Alaskan Bitch Who Wants to BE VP Has Some ‘Splainin to Do
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Okay, Well Tv in India is Obviously a Little Different
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Raven Riley is a Jailbird
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I Wanna Be All Over Eva Green
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Cristy Hemme My Goodness
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Say Hello to Rosie
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Make a Chapstick Gun
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The Weirdest Corn Nuts Radio Ad Ever….
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Redlight District Offers 500k for the Josh Hartnett Sex Tape…
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Christina Aguilera Forgot Her Red Lipstick But Still Looks Like a Tranny
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The Hottest Girls of College Football
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Some Fireball Festival in Some Third World Country
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2 Israeli Chicks Making Out
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Some 24 Star Shows Her Tits
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Top 15 Celebrity Lesbian Kissing Scenes
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Spread Puss and Javelin Throwin
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Some Girl and Her Blowjob Video
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Big Black Boobies and Vagina
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Small Goth Tits
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Bonus That is Not Really a Bonus…..

RIP Motherfucker the Don LaFontaine Edition….Dead at 68. To Find Out Who He Is…Watch the Video….

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2008

01

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just on a 4 hour bus ride smelling some old french man who must have been on a fishing trip the last 10 years and dude smelled like what you’d expect a hooker who died of a vaginal infection’ vagina smells like. We had plenty to talk about since we don’t speak each other’s language and the only think I understood was his excitement when the 16 year old girl in front of us would get up to go to the bathroom and he’d smile a toothless smile at me and say something I assume meant he’d eat that vagina out for days, but was just sleazy facial gestures. We didn’t exchange numbers to hang out, but I’m pretty happy he didn’t cut my head off. I had time to do the links, even though it’s labor day, working when I shouldn’t be for you assholes. Enjoy.

Fuck You Diddy
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Cross Dressing Gymnast
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There’s Something Differnt About Blake Lively, But I Can’t Put My Finger On It
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Be Gay Today!
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Jennifer Lopez is Still Disgusting No Matter How Much She Tries
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Teri Hatcher Upskirt
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Charlize Theron Could Kill a Baby And I Would Still Love Her
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Top Ten Funniest Movie Scenes from 1997 – 2007
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Wow….Just Wow…
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Weatherman Fall Down
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Get Something Done Today!
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Dolphin Love
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A Roundhouse Kick That Would Make Chuck Norris Proud
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Lana Wants to be Your Fantasy
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Martina Warren is Your Dream Girl
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The Very Sexy Zoes
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Brazilian Model Daniella Sarahyba
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Long Live the Spaghetti Cat!
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And That’s Why You Don’t Fuck with Mother Nature
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Find Girls to Fuck the Easy Way
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Things NOT to Say to Your Wife
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Amy Winehouse is Most Probabaly Brain Damaged
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Can Someone Please Just Kill Heidi Montag Already?
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Bai Ling Still Does What She Does Best
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Striptease of the Day
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Fuckin Hippies
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Now THAT’S What I Call Guitar Hero
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Rowdy Bitch Gets Humiliated By Cops At a Baseball Game
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The Dangers of Beastiality
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Dumb Bitch of the Day
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Do Yourself a Favor, Get Laid
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Who Doesn’t Like a Collection of Celeb Nip Slips?
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Rhianna Long Hair and Legs Throwback
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Dinner With Brooke Banner
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Who Says Porn’s No Good Anymore?
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Who Knew Kevin Spacey Was So Kinky?
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You Know, I Am Really Starting to Feel Sorry For Lindsay Lohan
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Uhh…No Offense Lady, But Your Kid Needs to Lose Some Fucking Weight
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Paint the Mona Lisa in .008 Seconds
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I Can’t Stop Watching This Video of Solange Being a Fucking Bitch, So Here It Is Again
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Amanda Lexx Looks Good in Orange
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Cheat at Roulette, Get Rich and Then Give Me Some of Your Money
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2008

30

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I haven’t really figured out what labor day means since I don’t have a job, but I do know that it’s your last weekend to have a big blowout before going back into your highschool senior year you dirty little girl. I can only hope this is the weekend that brings on some solid teenage pregnancy because if I did the math right, you’ll be trying to flush your baby you’ve just given birth to down the toilet at Prom.I realize hot teenage girls don’t read this site, but this is the weekend of dreams and we’re all allowed to have dreams sometimes, even people like me.

Enjoy the weekend not like you actually have jobs, but before you do, visit these links…cuz I made them myself….

The Hottest Fuckin’ Gymnast Out There
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How Shauna Sand Never Won and Oscar is One of Life’s Great Mysteries
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Katie Downes is a Lingerie Street Walker
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What Would YOU do For a Klondike Bar Stupidities…
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I Still Can’t Get Over How Awesome Matthew McConaughey’s Mom Is.
Here is the Stroy Why In Case You Missed It The First Time
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Lynda Carter Camel Toe Throwback
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10 Hottest Topless Movie Scenes
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Sienna Miller’s Hot Homewrecking Ass is Out and About
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Hot or Heavy?
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Some Hate Mail Video
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Fattest Set of Tits Playing Guitar Hero
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Over the Wall Baseball Game
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Look Closely
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Madonna’s Transformation Into a Crazy Old Lady is Almost Complete
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Drunken Segway Fail
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Porno, Porno, Porno!
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The Best Thing You’ll Do All Weekend
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There’s Nothing Like Pranking a Gay Stripper
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Isabeli Fontana is The Hotness
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Denver Cop Shows Reporter Who is Boss
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A Good Women Knows Her Place is in the Kitchen
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Kayden Kross Gets Sexy in the Staircase
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Friday Bird Watching
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Okay, Michael Lohan Needs to Chill The Fuck Out
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What Would Have Happened If…
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God Damn Penny Cruz is Smokin Hot
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Finding a Girl to Fuck Has Never Been Easier
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Bang Me Now Charlize Theron
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David Ducovney is in Rehab. For Sex Addiction
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Amateur Friday
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Steroid Chick Lovers Herself
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Granny Attacks Stripper`
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Some Chola Plays With Herself
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Eva Mendes God Damn!
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Erica is Nude
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Use This to Get Sex This Weekend
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Cristy Hemme is in a Bikini
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Alessandra Ambrosio Officially Ruined Her Vagina
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Man, Some People Will Buy Anything
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Aesthetically Speaking, You Gotta Lose Some Fucking Weight
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Trampoline Dog
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Emma Marilyn is Crazy
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Nice Selection os Keeley Hazell Topless Shots
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Dude Plays The Theme From Zelda on a Theramin
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The Worst Chick on Chick Kiss Ever….Seriously
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2008

28

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I got an email the other day that had the subject “This is What I’m Usually Doing When I Peruse Your Site” or some shit and I got nervous to click the link because got knows what the fuck people do when they visit this shit, but my curiosity got the best of me. I was glad to see that the dude wasn’t sending me video of him jerking off, killing animals or children or beating up his wife, but I wasn’t so happy when I found a picture of a toilet filled with some wonky lookin’ shit that dude took before wiping his ass. I gagged because I love shit as much as the next guy, which is not very much and I debated not even writing this because I expected the other 5 of you to send in pics of your toilets filled with shit, I’m just hoping the other 5 of you don’t have enough money to eat or enough money to find toilets to shit in because I don’t know if I’ll be able to stomach the shit (literally) and my have to change my email like a girl getting stalked by an ex boyfriend. Either way, it’s Frosh week and I got a whole lot of shitting of my own to do, and by shitting I mean drinking with 19 year olds begging them to show me their anuses but I do have time to post my links because it’s kinda what I do here….enjoy the goodness and don’t send in pics of your shit…unless it is shaped like a naked 18 year old slut…this is not reverse psychology because I really like seeing your shit….it’s seriously because I don’t want to see your shit….thanks in advance, asshole.

The Lohans Now Have a Steep Competition for the Most Fucked Up Family in Hollywood
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Tomb Raider – Underworld
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Keeley Hazell is Topless
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Katy Perry is an Attention Whore and I Want to Punch Her and That Shitty Song in the Face
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Cristina Parody Topless Throwback
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How To: Fight a Bear
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Mulder is Addicted to Sex…And So Am I….I Just Can’t Manage to Do It…Or Find Girls TO Do It With Me….
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Fat Hairy Guy Learns How to Kiss By The Hot Girls Who Live Upstairs from Him….While They Wear Bikinis….and Demonstrate On Ice Cream….
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The 10 Hottest Reality TV Stars of All Time…
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Photoshoot with the hottest girlfriend in NASCAR
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Lindsay Lohan is Mad AtHer Father. So Mad She Decided Not to Wear a Bra to Get Back At Him
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Jessica Simpson Shut the Fuck Up
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Who Doesn’t Love Midgets, Honestly?
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Carol Castro is Some Model Who Is Stirring Shit Up in Some Spic Country For Posing in Playboy With a Crucifix….
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Sheryl Crow Does Denim Like The One Ball Festishist She Is….
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Kate Moss Posing Topless in Some
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Khloe Kardashian Actually Gets a Tattoo That Touched My Heart in Ways I don’t Ever Want to Touch her Massive Body…It’s in her Dead Dad’s Handwriting….
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Randy West…in a 1970s ad for The Love Rug (he’ still making porn today):
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Miss Hawaiian Tropic 2007
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Women of the Web
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Pernilla Lundberg is Your Thursday Wank Fantasy
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Bloody Mess Faceplant
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All the Fun of a Girlfriend, With None of the Hassel
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Girl Laughs so Hard She Pisses Herself
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Your Dream Vacation is Here
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It’s True! There Are Girls Out There Who Want to Fuck You
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Now THAT’S Police Work
GO

Sandy Likes Dirty Magazines
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Dakota Rae is Taking Off Her Thong
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Self Short Lover
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Well, It’s Official, Crazy Runs in OJ’s Family
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Ramen Girl Goes Down
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Shoplifter Celebration
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Motorike Mayhem
GO

I Hope Madonna Breaks Her Hip on Tour
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If I See One More Fucking Celeb Wearing Ray Bans, I Swear to God
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Coco is a Hot Babe and I Want to Bang Her
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Blonde Hottie in Thigh Highs
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Ahh Drunks Russians Are a Neverending Source of Fun
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Three Words Darling – Too Much Anal
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Dani in the Backyard
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Blah Blah Blah Lauren Conrad Blah Blah Blah
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Jodie March Defines Elegance and Grace
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The Lovely Cristina Lazar
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So I’m Moving to Columbia
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God Bless America
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Krystal Forscutt Goodness
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Tropical Storm Maddness
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Remember Rebecca Gayheart?
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Avoid Intimidation from a Cop
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New York Slut in a Red Slut Bathing Suit
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

27

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

So it looks like I may have over-reacted in my panic and paranoia that made me believe I was the next to get arrested for blogging like I lived in Communist Russia or some shit, and Skwerl’s been let out. I guess I should stop production on my “you can cage a Skwerl but you can’t stop Jesus” T-shirts.

The good news is that he now got the biggest marketing push possible and will be huge, make a lot of money and forget about the little guys like me, I guess I’ll just have to get myself arrested.

I don’t know any of the details, I am still scared of the corporate world regulating the internet and fucking up what I do because I’ll be forced to listen to them, but I guess I was a little over dramatic, it happens when I am drunk. I still think that Axl Rose and his Guns N Roses album that’s been in the making for 10 years, will prove to be the longest shit ever taken in history by a vagina. Well call that shit pussy shit and here are my links.

The Top Ten International Olympic Babes Because The Olympics Will Never End….
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Matthew McConaughey’s Mom is the Most Amazing Old Lady on the Planet
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Bianca Beauchamp is All Fired Up in Red. Wonder If the Carpet Matches the Drapes on this Quebec Whore…
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Retarded Policeman is a Mega Fan
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What the Fuck is So Appealing About Justine Long? Does He Have a Horse Cock Or Something?
GO

Jessica Simpson Upskirt Ass Cheek
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Gossip Girl Sluts At Some Event
GO

Where is Michael Phelps Father?
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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The Hottest Porn Stars Behind Bars
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The 10 Greatest Referee Attacks in Sports History
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Some Random Megan Fox in Panties Pictures
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O-Face or Country Star Face
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Hot College Cheerleader Lilly Robbins in Maxim:
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American Apparel Video of a Damn Fine Ass Trying on Panties:
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Guess Who Has Hollywood’s Sexiest Feet:
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Fernanda Ferrari Will Rev Your Engine
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Some Celebrity See THrough Photoshop Magic
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Olympian Alicia Sacramone Knocks Some Dude Out
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So Something Worthwhile Today
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Solange, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Now THAT’S an Explosion!!
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Emmanuelle Chriqui in Bikini and Boots
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That’s Some Good Parenting Momma!
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Texas Twins Say Howdy
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Apparently, Rosalia Verne Is Topless for the Very First Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hot Blonde Gets a Massage
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Here’s Some More Items From Tara Reids Shitty Clothing Line, Which Can Really Only Be Made BEtter If She Isn’t Wearing Clothes At All
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Some Reporter Fucks with Pamela Anderson
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Charlize Theron Would be a Riot in the Sack, I Can Tell
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Paris Hilton Comments on Something or Another Because She Has Nothing Better to Do
GO

There’s Something Bout Hambone
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Kelly Osbounre Got Knocked the Fuck Out, At Least That’s What I Would Like to Believe
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Body, Meet Cement
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No THAT’S Penis Envy
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Why Hello Young Amateurs
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Night Vision Sex Tape Fun
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Vanessa Minnillo Just Needs to Look Good and Stop Talking
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Katie Fey Takes a Shower
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Denise Milani is in a Bikini
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the Catholic Church Hates Rickey Martin, but They Hate Everyone, So Whatever
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And Here I Though Golf Was Boring!
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Quite Possbly the Stupidest Thing I Have Ever Seen Anyone Do
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Landi Swanepoel is Very Nice
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Hack Voting Machines and Cause Some Shit
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Here’s a Psycho Orgasm For You To Watch Since You’re a Psycho
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Small Titties in a Red Bikini Top
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2008

26

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I was going to write about how I went back to a pet store for the third time to play with this puppy, it’s a Bull Pug that I have already named because I figure adding him to my life will give me some purpose and something nice to look at in my shitty apartment I never leave, and when I was there, I saw this Asian who was there the last time I was there and just staring at the cat with his mouth watering like he was at the fuckin’ market in his hometown and no one told him that these cats aren’t meant for eating and that they are for pets, a concept he probably doesn’t understand, but realized I already wrote about it and why bother you with the same story a second time, so instead I am going to post some spam I go today …..

Hey We have hijacked your baby but you must pay once to us $50 000. The details we will send later…

Here are my links…

Kelly Osbourne Got Out of Line and Beat The Fuck Up….Call Me Sick But Seeing a Girl Like This Turns Me The Fuck On….
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Vanessa Minnillo is Jessica Simpson’s Replacement and has Some Serious Fucking Legs
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Finally, Television Comes Out With a Show That Will REALLY Scare the Shit Out of You
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Fuck Fox News!!
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Love Their Weatherman, Really?
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There’s Something Different About Minnie Driver, I Just Can’t Put My Finger On It
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Bianca Gascoigne Pantyless Upskirt Throwback
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Well Britney Spears Just Ruined My Day….
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Vote McCain in 2008!!!
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10 Funniest Videos of Fat People Falling….
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Kim Kardashian is a Real Survivor…And I am Not talking About Her Vagina….
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Weird Topless Chick in a Jewelry Ad
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7 Famous Dicks in History….
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Jenna Jameson Has Something in Her Vagina and It’s Not a Cock, a Cucumber, a Hairspray Bottle, a Dildo, OR a Cell Phone
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Fuck, Even I Know NOt To Fuck Around Near Trains, and I Am Half Retarded
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And That’s How You Do a Job Right
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Somebody’s Got Some ‘Splainin to Do
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The Losers on This Video May Look Familiar Because It is Probably You And Your Friends
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Why Hello Helen Flanagan
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Crasiest Bus Accident Ever
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Kate, Raven and Misty
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I Mean, Who Doesn’t Love a Naughty Schoolgirl, Honestly?
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Busty Ballerina
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Do Youself a Favor and Find a Girl to Fuck
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Okay, Well This is the Scariest Thing I Have Ever Seen in My Life
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Is It Me, Or Is Audrina Patridge Getting Hefty
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God Damn I Love Eva Mendes
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RIP Motherfucker the Dr Dre’s Son Edition – I Think It’s a Drug Overdose….
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Fuck You Madonna
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Amateur Heaven
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And That’s Why I Am Never Going to Russia
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Psycho Orgasm
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Expect the Unexpected
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Mikalah Analise Gordon is You Boner of the Day
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Use This to Get Sex Because You are a Hopeless Virgin
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Anetta Keys Top is See Through
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Italy is Organizing a Beauty Pagent for Nuns. Seriously.
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A Skateboard Faceplant is Always Fun. For Me.
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Shaving the Landing Strip
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Which Ass Would You Tap
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What the Fuck is Beyonce’s Discount Sister in Some Discount Clothing…
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Solange, What the Fuck Are You Wearing?
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Wakeboarding in a Tropical Storm
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Nella and Peaches Get it On
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Andy Dick is Innocent?
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If The Hollyoaks TV Show is Anything Like This Magazine Cover, I Am SOLD!
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Playboy Babe Kristina Jarvis
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Make the Most Putrid Stink Bomb Ever
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Some Montreal Whore I Haven’t Fucked
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