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2007

05

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I just spent an hour watching some dude and his friend trying to move their couch out of the front door of their apartment building. They couldn’t figure out how to get through and I just stood there and watched like the asshole I am. Every time they got jammed in the corner or had the couch fall on their feet or crush their hands I’d laugh…I knew they weren’t seriously hurt but the fact that they couldn’t figure out that all they had to do was open the “double” door to make carrying out a joke, made laughing at them all make sense.

Either way, here are my links, because I can’t post everything on the internet, so I let other people do it for me. Cuddles

Tyra Banks looks like ET
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J.Lo Naked In a Movie Clip
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Dude with Rubber Legs Kick Boxing…..
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Conan’s Take on Kid’s Nation is “Babies on Cinderblocks”
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Bikes & Babes are Like You and Me…Meant to Be….
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Some Hot Fashion Show Video
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50 Cent Record Pre-Release Download Link….
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VBS and 50 Cent – Part 2
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Spike Jonze and Kanye West – Part 2
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Why Jump When You Can Dive…100 Meter Crash Video
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How Would You Rather…The College Girl Game
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Beowulf trailer with Angelina Jolie full frontal nude
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Some stupid fucking toy from the 50’s that made me laugh
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Nadia Hilton wants to show you her tits
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Some idiot super glues his hands to his cheeks
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Some hermaphrodite that can fuck themselves.
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The Mid West teen sex show
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Some video of Carmen elektra dancing and looking hott
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Maria Sharapove upskirt
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Megan Good see through top
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Keeley Hazell Zoo Magazine pictures
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An Example Why Corporate America is Like Nazi Germany…Southwest Airline Kicks a Bitch Off a Plane for Dressing Like a Whore
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Some chick masterbating and watching porn. Life imitating art, I tell ya.
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How to Ask for a Threesome
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Funny Couple of the Day
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Tommy Lee likes to fuck in public
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Backyard UFC fights
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Brad Pitt is an old fart
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Halle Berry vs Christina Aguilera
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Wrestling chick Christy Hemme naked pics, cause you are a loser who watches wrestling
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Amy Winehouse Performing Because She’s Going to Die Soon
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Kate, Raven and Misty are strip down
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Anetta Keys is your capitain
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Danielle Lloyd has clothes on for once. Her tits are still just as big
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Britney Spears isnt a child abuser afterall. Whoops
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Jude Law got arrested
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Some bitch is suing the dog that leona Helmsley left a bunch of money to. What the fuck is wrong with our world?
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Celebrity Cleavage Showdown
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Girl Beats Up Some Pansy VIdeo
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Some drunk chick wipes out on a boat
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Some BMW neither you nor I will ever be able to afford
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I wanna Bang Elle Macpherson at some Event
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Madonna and Elton John end their bitch fight
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Jerry O’Connell loves Fergie
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Funny Survivor Audition Tape
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Whoopi Goldberg defends dog fighting
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Drew Barrymore makes out with the guy from Die Hard 4
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Kate Moss’ new boyfriend is just as ugly as Pete Doherty, but at least he’s not a crackhead
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Owen Wilson’s family hates Kate Hudson
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Taylor Twins Fucking Around on Bunk Beds in their Underwear to Try To Convince you They are Just a Group of Teens…
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R Kelly’s trial for child porn is delayed again
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Nicole Kidman was engaged to Lenny Kravitz
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The Transformer Dress is Fucking Cool and Shows Me Tits
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Jessica Biel in a latex cat suit
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And the photoshop award of the week goes to….
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Eating disorders are funny, and even more funny when celebrities have them
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Claire Danes is Surprised I am Linking To Her…Since She’s Uselss
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Mariah Carey’s Cleavage
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Some Little Kid Break Dancing
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Who the Hell are the Marchant twins? Who cares, they are half naked
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Drew Barrymore Making Out With the Kid From Dodgeball
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Cop Gets Arrested for Jerking Off on Camera in a Cell
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Some Peeping Tom Sues The Police to Get his Porn Back
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Candice Swanepoel is Some Hot Slut in Lingerie
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Oral Sex Snorkel
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Dwarf With One Leg Sings – Piano Man by Billy Joel
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This Girl Should Have Thought Things Through Before Letting Her Bf Take These Pics
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Watch the Sean O’Donnell Show Because He Reads My Site…
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Bethany Love Gets Creative with Cucumbers….If you know what I mean….
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Kate Beckinsale Gettin’ Punk’d
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The Dude Who Directed Speed Got a Sex Change
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Some Dude’s Sex Tape That He Made With His Chick on Webcam was Leaked to the Internet (NSFW)
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Lookin Good Sweetheart in Her Socks
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Dita Von Tease Topless Picture Action
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Some Weird Girl With Tattoos and Fake Blood Make-Up Naked
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Some Budapest Porn Slut With Big Fake Tits Scores a 78
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Find Pussy in You Hometown….
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Use This Spray to Get Laid with the Pussy You Find in Your Hometown
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2007

04

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I find these stepLINK pictures randomly and I constantly get emails demanding I link to the source. Reality is that their is no source, they just kinda show up on my computer and I throw them up. I have been contacted once or twice by girls whose pictures I had put up, usually of them in compromising positions. They are embarrassed, call me a pervert who stalks myspace profiles and I take the pictures down and they get over it. I usually get surprised when that happens since I have about 2 readers.

I remember one night I went out with stepSTEVE and got wasted at some dive. There was a group of girls there who we chatted up and I ended up licking one of their tits. I posted the pictures on here, they had no idea who I was, but got an email 2 days later because someone they knew read the site, saw the post and thought it was funny. Turned out the girls were underage and were threatening to send me to jail so I took the shit down….

Today I was emailed by a concerned parent, who said that the boy in yesterday’s picture, who is getting his nipple licked looks like her daughter’s boyfriend and is going to have some serious explaining to do. I don’t now whether a mom reading the site takes away my street cred, but it’s pretty fucking funny knowing that I got some punk kid busted being bad by his girlfriends mom. I guess next time he’ll say no to the fat bitch who is trying to eat his nipple.

I guess the point of all this is to say, if you know anyone in the pictures I post, don’t email them to let them know, keep it to yourself, it’ll be our little secret.

Here are today’s links.

Keira Knightly at an Event Barely Covering her Tits
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Guess the Celebrity Thong
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Here’s an Extreme Expose on WWE’s Layla in her Underwear Lookin’ Hot
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VBS Meets Up with 50 Cent – Part 1 Video
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Spike Jonze Spends Saturday with Kayne West- Part 1 Video
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Drunken Brooke Burke for the Camera
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Erin Naas Is a Sexy Single in Her Bikini Video
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Anne Marie Lytle is Some Hot Chick in Her Underwear Video
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Naked Chick Gropes a Cop
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Dude Gets Scrubbed Down at Bikini Car Wash
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Some Chick Named Sister Patterson has Huge Cans
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Dude Finds Out His Girlfriend is a Slut on the Radio
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Dina Lohan is one classy broad
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Girls Down Under Present Awesome Blossom
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Owen Wilson isn’t dead yet
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Drunk Woman Molests a Young Guy
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Some rookie idiot crashes helicopter – VIDEO
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Evan Rachel Wood gets naked in her new movie
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Jenna Hawkins in Men’s Style Magazine
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Romainian guy sets himself on fire – VIDEO
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Krystal Forscutt is almost naked
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Some Dude Named Zach Galifianakis is Supposed to Be Funny
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A Whole Lot of Ice T’s Wife Coco’s Ass
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Nicky Hilton black see through dress
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Celebrity cleavage showdown
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Charlize Theron in a Sheer Top
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Some Bitch Named Toffany Giving a Lap Dance
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Brad Pitt Fan Attack Video
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This bug is disgusting
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Getting a leg up in porn
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Old Man Takes Out a Punk
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Some slut plays with her tits
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Kim Karsishian denies getting peed on
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Hanna Hilton and her big cans
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Paris Hilton wants to get knocked up
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J-HO on the set of her new video
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Lohan is poor and begging everyone for money
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Jordan and her friend have naked backyard fun
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The Hollyoaks Cast in Bathing Suits Calendar
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More Pics of Hayden Panettiere looking like an aging cougar
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Some Jessica Simpson Shows off Her Legs…
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Halle Berry is knocked up
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Jerry Lewis Says Illiterate Faggot During a Telethon…
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Christina Ricci is Scaring Me in this Picture
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Charlize Theron is hot
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Christina Aguilera looking fine. Some of them are old, but you don’t care, so neither do I
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Some Britney New Single Action….The Soundtrack For Your Masturbation
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Some Crazy Accident Photo Gallery
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The Rad Girls Wax Their Boxes…Cuz They Are Amazing
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Jade Jagger Smoke Pot With Her Daughter
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These Guys Will Give Lohan 250k but won’t give me shit for linking to their story..
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These 2 ABC News Anchors Laugh at Owen Wilson Killin Himself
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Girl Gets Naked Dirty With a Dildo On Photobucket via Rogue…
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Some Lesbian Cam Girl’s Photobucket with Nudity
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A Dirty Mom Puts Up Pics of Her Pussy and Her Sucking Dick in Photobucket – via Rogue
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart With the Biggest Asshole Ever on Photobucket via Rogue
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart on Photobucket via Rogue
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Gladys Shows Off Her Box on Photobucket via Rogue
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Anorexic Photobucket Bitch You Love
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stepTHROWBACK Picture of the Day
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Some 100 Pound Goth Chick Dildos Herself – NSFW
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Use This Spray To Get Laid…Without it You Will Remain a loser…
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2007

04

Sep

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was walking through the park and saw some dude who turned out to be wiping out on GHB with his dog….He was passed out in a group of people but no one seemed to know who he was. He was holding a leash with some pitbull kind of dog that rips faces off….I watched as some asshole in a green shirt was taunting the dog, trying to put sunglasses on it, trying to hit it in the face, trying to aggravate it….I walked up to him and asked what the fuck he was doing to the dog and he told me he was trying to get it to attack him so that he could sue and make money. I told the guy that if I see him fuck with the dog again I will rip his fucking throat out…and the crackhead ran to get security. I am not an intimidating person, I am not a fighter, but I like dogs and I don’t like assholes.

Here are my links…

Maggie Gyllenhaal Poses in her Underwear for Agent Provocateur and Is Busted
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Cora is some kind of model in some kind of lingerie…
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The Beyonce Tit Flashing Video
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Sienna Miller is Drunk and Throwing a Fit
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Some Chick Named Jessica Capshaw’s See Thru Top
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Brooke Skye and Her Friends are Hot on the Beach
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Bam and Ryan Get Pulled Over By the Cops
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Genius Ugly Betty Ad from New Zealand
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This Bitch Tried to Rush Brad Pitt in Venice cuz She’s Crazy
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All the Rocky Movies in 5 Seconds
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Lesbian Vampires in TV and Film Compilation
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Some Dude Named John Lehr Chokes on Camera…I have No Idea Who He Is….
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R-Kelly Featuring Jay z and Sluts…
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Raymi the Minx Naked Pics
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RIP Stack Bundles…who?
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Some Joss Stone is Not Hot, Even When I Pretend The Mic is My Dick…
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Rose McGowan See Through Shirt Action
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A Couple of Idiots Beat the Shit out of Each Other
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Angelina Jolie at the Venice Film Fest All Dressed Up
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Kate Beckinsale in Fuck Me Boots
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Here’s a Gallery of Cheerleaders
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Carmen Electra Does a Hot Fucking Dance
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Look Down Hayden Panettiere’s Shirt…
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Kids at a Party Beating Each Other Up
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Hot German Model Named Eva Padberg Posing
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Nicole Richie has Shown Up in Texas
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Photobucket Slut
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Some Dudes Stage a Double Murder
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Some Girl Showin Off Her Implants…That’s What Girls With Implants
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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An Assortment of Kate Moss Nude Pictures
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Some Chick Named Amy Weber Topless and Massaged
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Some Idiot Eats Soap and His Friends Laugh and I Kill Myself
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Your Friend is a Facebook Slut Prank
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Elle Macpherson Without Make-Up is Still Hot to Me
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Britney Wears Her Sunglasses At Night When Partying at DJ Am’s Club in Vegas
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Gallery of Modified Golf Carts
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Funny Bitch with Tourettes is So Over-Dramatic
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Some Car Show Babe Forgets Her Panties
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This Arm Wrestling Champ Claims She has a Vagina
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Some Waitress Serves a Dude Her TIts on a Plate
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Here’s an Interesting/Extensive Japanese Medical Exam Video
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Here’s a Rejected Vodka Ad
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Amy Winehouse Left a Disgusting Mess of Puke and Blood in Her Hotel Room
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Courtney Love Claims WInehouse Does More Cocaine Than Anyone She’s Ever Seen…And She’s Seen Lots of People Do Cocaine
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Pete Doherty Crapped Out when Winehouse was Overdosing because he Didn’t want Bad Press…I’d Let the Bitch Die Too…
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Here’s a Gallery of Chicks Caught Naked
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Here’s a Masturbating Monkey…Because it Reminds Me Of You
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Some Hipsters Versus Strippers Pictures to Bore You
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Some Chick Named Samantha Mumba has Amazing Cleavage Video
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Some Topless and Bald Party Slut
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101 Hottest Chicks with Tattoos
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Some Girl Dancing to Daft Punk Video I don’t Understand
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Here’s a Gallery of Nikki Cox Pics
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Here are a Couple of Chicks Making Out…
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Here’s Today’s Cute College Girl for you to Jerk Off To…In a Bikini
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Dude Does a Backflip and it Goes Wrong…
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Dude Gets Bit by a Cobra
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Some Michelle Marsh Compilation
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Here’s Some Shower Pissing Fun Video – NSFW
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Use This Spray To Get Laid
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2007

31

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I witnessed teenage pregnancy today. She wasn’t a major teen because she was driving, but her parents looked like they were my age. EIther they were rich and had plastic surgery or lived a clean healthy life but watching her perky milk filled tits bounce and knowing dude dropped load in her was pretty fucking hot….until I saw the baby daddy ride up next to her on his bike with his ratty fucking hair, tattooed neck and emaciated AIDS lookin’ body….

Comments are back up, with some crazy captcha thing that means you have to type what you seen in the box before writing. I know you aren’t used to box, but you’ll have to figure it out if you want to leave feedback. If you’re looking for a real challenge try their “Audio” feature and figure out what numbers they are shouting out at you. Shit confused the fuck out of me but made me laugh and I am not a laugher so it’s worth trying. The stepFORUM was a bust, which wasn’t surprising at all, since everything I touch turns to shit.

I didn’t feel like working too hard today, it’s the long weekend, which has no impact on my life at all since everyday is a fucking weekend, so I spent most of the day surfing the internet and trying to convince girls to get naked for me.

Here’s to a good fucking weekend, I know statistically some of you may end up driving drunk and into trees and shit, so try not to die, I need the traffic.

Here’s what I saw…experience my day by clicking these links….


So Much Silicone at the Premiere of “Anna Nicole”
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Nadine Velazquez From My Name is Earl Showing Off Her Spic Ass
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Some Slut Named Staci Flood Posing for in her Lingerie for you
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Take this Pop Quiz on High School
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It is Fetish Weekend in Montreal….And Here’s an Interview with Fetish Queen Bianca Beauchamp….They Wouldn’t Give Me Free Guestlist…But I’ll Still Promote this Fetish Queen…
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Hot Lesbian Sex Scene From L-Word For You Perverts
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An Insane Coin Toss Trick…
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Great Prank with a suitcase full of fake Cocaine
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Some crazy bitchs let her five year old drive her car
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Sienna Miller is a crazy drunk
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Anti-Kamasutra
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Britney’s New Lyrics are About Having a Dude Cum in Her Mouth….Amazing, I guess bitch realized cum in the cooch means a lifetime of headaches…
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Lenka Gaborova like whoa
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Rachel Stevens Lookin’ Slutty in Some Photoshoot
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Some Flickr Nudity…
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Paris is moving
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Rose McGowen see through top
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Miss South Carolina calls 911
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Hyori Lee is some Asian Whore
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Car fight!!
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Charlize Theron has killer legs
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Some Webcam Video with a Girl and Her Football
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Larry Birkhead and Howard K sterm
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More Flickr Nudity
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Michelle Marsh – VIDEO
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Britney’s new singles are really, really, really…awesome
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Half tiem contest. This is fantastic
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Shy Topless Girl on the Beach
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Owen Wilson goes to rehab
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Brett Micheals talks about his cock and You Love The Cock….
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Jenna Jameson looking wierder then ever
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Girl Liking Another Girl’s Hairy Armpit
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Fergie FUG is Looking Like Sex With a Pile of Shit
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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I wonder if this dude is straight…
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This Dude is a Fag…Video….
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Rhianna in lingerie for her new video
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Lots of Teen Asses
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Mud fight + Chicks = Boners
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Kelly Preston is the new Miss Cleo
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Senator Larry Craig is a homo
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Sophie Howard Posing Topless and SHit
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Britney Spears gives her kids booze, cause thats what good parents do
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Hilldog looks more and more like a pear everyday
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2 Sluts Having a Catfight….Video
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Some Disgusting Chick Talks About Her Hairy Ass
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Beckham is injured again
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Weird Photobucket Nudity Collection
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Fat Chick Getting Her Legs Shaved…
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PJ Harney has a new album. Shes hot in that wierdo music chick kind of way
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Paris Hilton looks better without those stupid extensions we all know are fake anyways
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One of my Readers Makes Shitty Movies…But is in Film School…So Watch It and Encourage Him To Take on Another Career
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Some Chick gets Naked in a Pizza Restaurant Video
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Nicole Richie and Joel Madden Do a Loving Pregnancy Photoshoot for Publicity…Pretty Much the Same Reason She Got Knocked Up and Didn’t Abort…Unless She’s Already Had One Too Many Abortions and it was Keep it or never have a kid…what do I know…
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Naked Photobucket Chick
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Did You Play the Celebrity Photo Hunt Yet?
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It’s Back to School and the Best Thing to Do is Convince Horny College Co-Eds to Fuck You, It is the Experimental Years and this will Help
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2007

30

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am pretty hungover, it is almost 9 pm and I am sitting at my computer naked, eating corn on the cob because it was 5 for 1 dollar and that fits my budget…butter and corn juice is dripping down my chest and belly…I am disgusting….

When drunk last night, I sent out a text message to everyone in my address book. The only responses I got were from people who had erased my number. I kept this one girl thinking that we met in a club and had a connection until I passed out on my floor. I woke up feeling alone, ashamed and disgusting and that has carried me through the day.

Spam was destroying the site, I was getting 10,000 spam comments an hour, so that’s why my traffic and actual internet stardom never made sense. All my views were from robots, and those robots forced me to shut off the comments and direct you all to my stepFORUM , so sign-up, participate. There may only be 4 of us, but together we can move mountains….if we ever get off our lazy asses….

I got this email asking me to tell my readers that pornstar Carmen Luvana is going to be doing some in-strore appearance, so if you’ve ever wanted to jerk of to her in person, now’s your chance….so make your way to North Carolina if you’re looking for some pornstar fun….

Tuesday 9/4/07
Durham 12-4 pm
4125 Chapel Hill Blvd.

Raleigh 5-9:00 pm
6311 Glenwood Avenue

So check it out if you’re around and if you’re not you can check back here for pictures I expect them to send me.

In the meantime…these are the sites I visited today…you should visit them too…It’s good stuff…I promise…I know there’s a lot of them…maybe I’ll start breaking them up into 2 posts a day…I’ll guess you’ll have to comeback to find out if I ever do it….

Britney’s Got a New Sign Leaked….All Over Her Panties…Oh Wait That’s Just Some Dude’s Load from Last Month and The Used Condom She Stuffed Up There First to Not Get Preggers
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The Best Movie Cat Fights Video
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Full House Uncensored – Because Behind the Wholesome Show is a Bunch of Perverts
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Some Hot Australian in a Bikini Video … G’day Baby
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A Closer Look at Miss South Carolina
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Lucy Pinder’s Got Some New Topless Pictures in Zoo
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Some kid using humor to deflect from the fact that he’s a fat ass…Boy does that sounds familiar
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Celebrity Rehab – The Tv Show
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Set you VCRS and get ready for the trainwreck of all trainwrecks!
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Kim Delaney see through shirt
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Girl Strips in Honor of the Upcoming Football Season
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A Little Bit About the Stripper Named Heather from Rock of Love Topless
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More Digital Dolls or Black Chicks Who Are Half Naked
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Baseball Tennis, as if there isn’t enough dumb fucking sports already
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Some host on MSNBC is a homophobe queer basher
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A whack load of naked pics of some girl named Maya
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Some college kids fuck around with people driving cars
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The only girls who look like this at video game conventions are paid to be there
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Alyssa Milano continues to hock her shitty clothing line
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This is creepy and funny all at the same time
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Jennifer Ellison Lookin’ Hot in a Tiny Bikini
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Madonna is a freak but I’d still do her…
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Lilly Allen is a pothead, but so is every other person under 30
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Keira Knightly is not a drunken slut. what a prude
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And yet another reason why Japan rules
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Naughty Office
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Britney is selling some dress she stole
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Next time switch the soccer ball for a small dog
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Vintage Ah-nold
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Tales fof the Clit
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Adny Dick being a fucking nut
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It’s getting hot in here – Webcam Girl
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Hayden Panetiere looks 40
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Some polar bear jerking off Like You
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Rhianna isn’t dating the little homo from Transformers afterall
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Chris Angel makes excuses for why he was hanging out with Britney
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This is fake, but funny anyways
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Paris Hilton is a good friend
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Nick Hogan is a moron
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VIP crew ranch party
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Jaime Pressly like whoa!
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Leticia Sabatar is Buted Fucking On The Beach…I Don’t Know Who She Is But This is Like Porn
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Eyelash Transplants are a New Beauty Option that Freak me Out
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Some Dude has an Extra Foot
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A Bad School Girl Gallery in the stepFORUM
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A Mix of Shitty Nude Celebs in the stepFORUM
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A Mix of Shitty Celeb Candids in the stepFORUM
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Some Photobucket Girl’s Ass in a Thong
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Compare Britney’s Slipoo To Some Fat Amateur Slipoos
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Rogue Collector Finds Asian Porn on Photobucket
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More Asian Porn on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Even More Asian Porn on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Dirty Stripper on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Girls and Water Fetish Pictures
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Some Girls on the Beach Pics on Flickr
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Some Girls Mixed Pictures on Flickr
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Some More Mixed Pictures of Sluts on Flickr
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Some Naked Chick and Weed on Photobucket from Rogue Collector
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Some Girl’s Dirty Little Secret for the Internet
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Some Kid Rock Preview of his New Video’s Sex Scene – It’s Called So Hott –
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This Girl Emailed Me to Tell Me To Check Out Her Site…Check Out Her Bush
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Jodie Foster is a Wet Lesbian in Jane Magazine
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Some U-God from the Wu-Tang Clan in the VIP Lounge
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Girls Getting Fucking Crazy and Eaten Out in the VIP Room…I love Strippers
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Girl Has an Emotional Orgasm (with penis so NSFW)
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Shitty Motorcycle Accident Video
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Use This And Fuck…..
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2007

29

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I left my house today only to find a ton of college girls in town. I guess it’s that time of year, summer is over, even though it’s summer vacation everyday for me. I was faced with so many half naked young girls with their tits all hanging out and shit and so many of them were running into the pharmacy, I could only assume they were buying birth control because it’s always to have raw dog sex responsibly, otherwise the herpes wouldn’t be as fun as they are supposed to be when you’re all pregnant and shit….

I then walked by a group of street kids who looked dirty as fuck, I am talking no showered dirty not ass to mouth dirty and one of them was pregnant. I could only assume the dude with the squeegee was the dad and the other girls were her entourage but when she lit up a smoke and asked for money for beer and an aborition, I couldn’t help but give her what I had because the though of her nasty box and the smell it probably has getting knocked up was so disgusting that it was exciting to me….

Your life may not be as good, but here are my links..Click Them….

Some Fat Chick Who Sucks Dick on Camera is Beggin You To Help Her Get New Tits
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Nipple Slip at the Ed Hardy Fashion Show
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I think it’s time for a Pogo Stick Back Flip
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Some Japanase Martial Arts Bitch Could Kick Your Ass…Which Isn’t Saying Much…. Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Nick Hogan is in deep shit Because He Got Caught Jerking Off To His Sister’s Bikini Pics or Something Like That….
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Glenn Twins Are a Couple Sluts Who Are Half Naked
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Britney Spears Showing Off Her Ass In Public
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Whose Boobs are These? The Miss Teen USA Edition
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Some Naked Beer Run is Pretty Hysterical…
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Some Not So Subliminal Print Ads for an Alcohol Company
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Some Hayden Panettiere Look-ALike Naked….
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Naked Chick at the Beack Video
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2007’s Best and Worst Celebrity Beach Bodies
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This Tennis Player has Huge Fucking Tits…For a Tennis Player….
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I am Always Offended When People Sing Duets with Dead Singers…I am Even More Offended When They are American Idol Starlets….This is Dean Martin and Paris Bennett
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Here’s a Little Celebrity Photohunt to Pass Your TIme
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Cindy Crawford is Stacked
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Bobby Brown is living in a fabulous new house
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Some smart kid figured out how to unlock the iphone, but I really don’t care cause I can’t afford one anyways
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Sheryl Crow in a see through top
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Japanese Bondage gameshow, because Japan gets weirder by the day
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Cindy Crawford hot tits
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Keeley Hazell in a wet, see through bikini
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Because you area virgin who still plays video games
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Aiesha Tyler’s dress is stupid, but she is hot and funny as hell, so who cares
GO

More Asian pointlessness
GO

Some old hag leaves $12 Million to her dog. Can someone fucking explain how that is possible please?
GO

That loser kid from Transformers is poking Rhianna
GO

Mandy Moore and Wilmer Meet Again…
GO

Porn Star Belladonna calls it quits
GO

Lohan rehab drama
GO

Just another night on the South Side of LA
GO

Some Hayden Panettiere photoshoot
GO

Some Cam Girl Gets So Hot She Wants to Take Her Clothes Off
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Snake in the toilet
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Some new Jessica Alba photoshoot
GO

CBGB founder dies at 75
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More Britney drama, this time in the form of freaking out on video
GO

Filthy phone sex in an elevator
GO

Bjork is a bit of a nutter
GO

Girls in the tub
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Charlie Sheen throws a temper tantrum
GO

Alyssa Milano modeling clothes from her “clothing line”
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Gemma Atkinson in white cotton panties
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Tom and Katie’s body guard tells all
GO

Planet Asia is Some New Rapper You’ll Probably Like Cuz You Are Jiggy…
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Kate Bosworth in Some Dress
GO

Pete Doherty and Kate are back on again
GO

Mom and Daughter Porn Prank That Will Make You Laugh – NSFW
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Back Together….Love is So Sweet
GO

The World Doesn’t Have Enough Siamese Twins…..Video
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Hayden Showing Off Her Tits A Bit
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Don Vito is in Trouble Again
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A Pretty Fucking Hot Carwash
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This Site’s Been Around forever Give it Love
GO

Probably Some of the Weirder Nudes I’ve Seen on the Net
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Heather Graham Red Sox Tit Video
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Lohan Posing all Hot and Shit
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

28

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I walked in on my younger stepdaughter topless and in a pair of hot pink barely there underwear earlier tonight. I have been feeling pretty awkward about the whole thing and haven’t really been able to look her in the face because now I officially know exactly what her tits and ass look like. I wa always convinced that this would be a great day in my life, and don’t get me wrong it was pretty amazing and really drove home the fact that I want naked girls around me at all times, but I guess the fact that I’ve known her so long and have watched her grow up just made it all wrong. It’s one of those theory is better than practice things….

I am going to the motherfucking top. Some dude sent me in this video of some dude talking celebrity gossip, and they sourced my site for the pics. Reality is I didn’t take the motherfucking pics but I am happy someone is ripping off this site. It makes me feel special…Watch his clip:


The Sean O’Donnell Show – Some Dude Talkin’ Celeb Gossip
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This Was Emailed To Me – It’s Some Blogger Award. I have 8 Votes. Perez Has 1000. Put Me on the Map
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Beth Ditto Panty Upskirt That Makes her Number 1 Lookin’ Good Sweetheart to Me
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A Little Nerd Sex Video at the GenCon that is Hysterical…
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Who Would You Rather…The Michael Vick Edition
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The Girls of Indy Arrive and Put on Some Kind of Fashion Show…
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Guy Sews His Lips Shut
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Dude Let’s a Car Run over His Arm
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Jennifer Lopez Music Video for You To Remember That She’s not Hot
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Paris Hilton’s Nipple in GQ
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Some hot Weather Girl
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More Elle Macpherson Bikini Pics
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Dirt… Sin and Tires Video
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Hayden Panettiere on Being 18 CNN Parody
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Kanye is Ready To Lose to Justivce in the VMA’s
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Jenna Jameson Tonguing Some Dude
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Britney Spears Swimming in her Underwear
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Hermaphrodite Has Sex With Itself – NSFW
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Indianna Students Cover the Whole Place in Toilet Paper
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Baby Got Back Wal-Mart Prank
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Cameron Diaz’s Legs in Vegas…
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Kim Kardashian’s Tits at Arena Nightclub
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Some Girl Peeing on Some Dude – NSFW
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Hot Chick Georgia Palmas on Stage For a Magic Show
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Britrney Spears in Black at the Supermarket
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Alyssa Milano’s Hairy Fuckin’ Arm
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Horny Dog Fuckin a Doll Video
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Music Can Make Anyone Look Like an Asshole…Even Gangsters…
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Senior Prank Fucks Up Traffic Video
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Hot Penis Costume
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Andy Dick is a Fucking Disaster
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Rumer Willis Bikini Top and Cleavage Picture
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Kimberly Stewart’s Legs got Shopping
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Angelina Jolie Brought to Tears By Some Old Handicapped Woman…Because Angelina Is an Actor and Can Cry on Demand…I call Bullshit
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Some Chick Lauren Pope Posing in Underwear
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People Swimming with Sex Dolls Video
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Police Woman in Pantyhose Video You’ll Like
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Some Cam Girl Stripping Out of Some Skirt
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Girl In Fishnets Climbing a Step Ladder
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Some Girl Dancing in a Bra and Thong…
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Booty Shake Webcam Tease
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Spring Break Stripping
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Some Hot Belly Webcam Show
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Some Webcam Booty hake Video
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More Dominicana Booty Poppin’
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Video
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Happy 4th of July Video Ass
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Girl Bouncing Her Ass in Video
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Some Girl Dancing Around in Underwear
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Some Asian Girl in Her Underwear Video
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Some Asian Girls Dancing
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Asian Girls Tongue Fucking Each Other’s Mouths VIdeo
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Another Asian Girl KIss
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Teen Girls Kissing Video
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Some Asian Girl Dancing Crazy Video
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Some girl Dancing Around and Showing Her Underwear Video
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Some Girl Shaking Her Ass Video
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Someone Asked Me To Link A Fine Frenzy Tour Dates
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Nikki Cox is Braless and Hard Nippled
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Some Sophia Bush in a Tight Dress at the Teen Choice Awards
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Ultimate Warrior is Fucking Insane
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Belly Flop Video of the Day
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A Whole Lot of Love Parade Pictures You Don’t Wanna Miss
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Tera Patrick Playing Tennis Porn Clip – NSFW
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Ava Ramone is Some Slut Who Gets Naked
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Dad is that you?
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This will get you laid…
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2007

27

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was out walking today behind what I thought was a really, really fat white women, with those long braid extentions in her hair that the black girls who used to kick my ass in school used to have. They were really long and down to her ass, but also really ratty looking. I started to imagine what her white trash house looked like on the inside, and her 6 snot nosed kids eating Raman noodles on the living floor and kinda felt good about my life for a few minutes.

I was spaced out and didn’t notice her stop and bumped into her, but when I turned around, she was not a she, but was in fact a he, wearing a pair of ninties style Oakleys with a full beard. Now I could tell this guy was no faggot, he just had hair like a faggot, and I can’t figure out why. Nor could I figure out why he would want to sit and have his hair braided for five fucking hours like a Jewish Girl on Vacation either.

So be careful, cause you never know when the lady you’re staring it is going to be a guy. Unless that’s you thing, which wouldn’t surprise me, homo.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez

Now Click These Links….

Cameron Diaz is a slut
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Jake Gyllenhaall is possibly a homo. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
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The Mammory Memory Game
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Are these Bitches Fake or Slutty?
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WWE’s Brooke Posing for FHM
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Some Chick Drag Racer Building a Car Video – It’s Pretty Much Porn….
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Who Would You Rather?
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Sluts in their Underwear and Thongs Posing Video
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Idiot lets a scorpion sting him on the nuts
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More Ghetto Girls Posing in Practically Nothing Video
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Pete Doherty is Fucking Cool and Here’s an Interview With Him
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Watch This Dudes Answer To Miss South Carolina’s Answer
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Mel B’s into Chicks…Here’s the Pic
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A little sexy “Something About Chuck” Marketing Strategy….
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Some on the Phone Fingering Scene from Some Movie Called Eroism
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Drunk Goth’s Drinking Jack Daniels The Right Way…Through Her Pussy
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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A Couple of Sluts Named Amber Nichole and Denise Penula Learn How to Lap Dance on Each Other
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Great Air Sex Video/ Documentary
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Alena Seredova is Topless On the Beach
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Hot Import Nights Hit Up Orlando….Which Means Girls Modeling in Lingerie..
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Some Anna Nicole Smith Outtakes from a Movie Unable to Recite her Lines…
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Kate Hudson and Dax Make Out in the Grocery Store While Own Wilson Tries to Kill Himself…
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Ed the Sock and Will Sasso Because Will Sasso Hates Me….
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How to: Make you friend think he got rejected from College
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Mel B was a lesbo. She probabaly still is…I heard Eddie Murphey has a Hot Cunt….
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Some Blonde Masturbating
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Britney Spears is a child abuser. I dont know if abuser is even a word tho
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Jessica Cirio Photoshoot Video
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Mmmmm snails are fucking sexy…video
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Lily Allen kinda pokies
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Tiger Woods makes fun of Charles Barkley, even tho Charles Barkley could beat the shit out of him
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Britney drives like a maniac. Of course, she IS a maniac, so thats not really surprising
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Some video of a slut you should watch, cause you don’t get any in real life
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Some hot chick standing next to Jelly..I mean KELLY Clarkson
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Celebrities and their spawn or STDs – depending who you’re talking to….
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DMX likes to abuse dogs too
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Owen Wilson is a cry baby that is starved for attention and Suicidal
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Megan Fox pics to whack off to
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Some fast car neither you nor I can afford
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Angelina jolie = More of a MILF then anyone
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Jessica Simpson wears tight clothes
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I had no idea Sharon Stone had 3 adopted sons, all this time I thought she was a single Couger
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Nick Hogan almost killed himself in a car accident
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Wentworth Miller is a Homo. Is everyon fucking gay these days? Seriously
GO

One more reason Oprah is a fucking bitch
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Jennifer Ellison…In Lingerie…Again
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Big Brother 8 update for the loser reality TV fans out there
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Horny Goat breaks up turtle love
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Hayden Panettiere gossip
GO

Lauren Conrad at the Teen Choice Awards
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Paris Hilton and Kid Rock hang out
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Emily De Raven like whoa!
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Don Johnson is old
GO

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are mad at something again
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Even Jesus can’t save Michael Vick. I mean the guy from the bible, not that fat asshole who owns this site
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Porn Blooper
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Kim Kardishian and some interviewer acting like Kim is a big deal
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Jessica Simpson in a Tight Tank Top With Hot fucking Tit Action
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The Rest of the Teen Choice Pics that We Missed…
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Lohan is Still Fucking Sexy Pictures from a Photoshoot
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Hot Teens Naked and Posing…
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People Doing Shots of Tequila Out of Some Girls Snatch
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Dude’s Build Some Insane Slip and Slide
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Some Bondage Video With Lizards…Weird
GO

A Couple Girls Flashing their Boxes in Public
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Use This Spray to Get Laid …Without it You are Hopeless
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2007

24

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s always hard for me to write on Friday afternoons, mostly because I know a night of booze, drugs and debauchery awaits me, and sitting in front the computer posting for all 4 of you reading out there doesn’t make it come any faster, you know?

It looks like it’s going to be an action packed night for me full of bars, and revisits to strip clubs after our busted last attempt earlier this week.You, on the other hand, will be curled up with your childhood blankie, lotion in one hand, small penis in the other, tissues on the bed side table.

Don’t cry, click these links, it will make the hurting stop.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


A Little Topless News For You Pervert…
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Sienna Miller is a Slut
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How to: Make your friend think they owe the government 1000’s of dollars
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Jelena is Some Slut Posing in Some Slutty Outfits…
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Savana Samson’s New Business Venture is Too Classy for a Slut…
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Some Insane Stunts on Motorbikes and Other Motorized Machines
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Amy Winehouse is living the dream
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Crackheads are funny
GO

Adriana Volpe is topless
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Scooter versus car
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Fucking Machines
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Jessica Alba has one fine, fine ass
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Paris will have her revenge
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Beautiful thong
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Lego Indiana Jones
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Keeley Hazell like whoa!!!
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Obvious Lie
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Dick on Fire
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Playing with gasoline is fun
GO

Vintage Conan O’Brian
GO

Eva Longwhore-ia is a whiner
GO

Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Porn of the Moment = Feed me Your Cream
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Britney’s Kids – Mr Vick is our hero!!!
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Heather Graham in a Red Sox Bra. This may be old, I don’t give a shit
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Pete Wentz looking like a girl
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Tera Patrick porn boobs
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The people of Malaysia think Beyonce is a slut. So do I
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How low can YOU go?
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Pole dancers cat fight
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Beach boogie face plant
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Lohan spoof video
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Jimmy Kimmel can be funny. Who knew?
GO

Celebrity porn announcement
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Crackhead gets slapped
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Nicole Richie serves 2 hours of her four day sentence. Now THATS justice!
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Abby Winter Limo Girls
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Kirsten Dunst got robbed. Ha Ha
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Named Baybe Blue Does Photobucket
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This is a song for celebrities who can’t drive…called Hire a Driver….
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Some Stupid Dude Who Wants to be a Musician Sings Some Stupid Song
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Woman Sets Fire to Ex-Husband’s Penis
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British Dwarf’s Penis Gets Stuck in a Vaccuum
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You Need These Porn Reviews To Tell You Where to Jerk Off
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Some Dude’s Wife Naked on Flickr…
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Paula Abdul Still has a Boyfriend
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Sex After Plastic Surgery Forum…Read This Sex After Labiaplasty…
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Kristen Bell is a Whore
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Do You Know What You’re Daughter is Up To?
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Find Sex In Your Hometown
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Use This Spray to Get Laid
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2007

24

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I am drunk…Here Are My links….

Some Chick Named Erin is Sexy and Single in a Bikini in Video
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Nicole Richie is Pregnant in Jail
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Some Chick Named Cora Skinner Posing in Her Underwear
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Never invite Fat People To Your Inflatable Pool….Video You’ll Love…
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Big Woman Slips and Falls V ideo
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Whose Boobs are these? Highschool Musical Edition
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Brooke Hogan Dressed Like a Hooker at Some Event
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Watch Out Who You Trust Video
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Hilary Duff’s Pussy Flash That I don’t Think Is a Pussy Flash…
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Some Girl Eats a Tomato Worm
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To
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Hayden Panettiere EW Shoot Video
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Japanese Fear Factor Insanity
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Throwback to Jenna Jameson’s Implants that are No More
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Jessica Alba and Cash Warren on the Beach..Not as Hot as it Could Be…
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Teri Hatcher’s Got Some Hard Nipples
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Throwback Jessica Simpson in Sexy Stockings
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Some Danish Teen Strips at Scool
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Britney Spears’ New Song…Probably a Fake….
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Lohan Gets 1 Day in Jail
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Flesh Flicks – One on One (Plus One More) Mentoring
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Vomit Art is Fecal Art But Different
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Lohan Issued this Statement
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Beyonce’s Younger Lesser-Known Sister
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Melissa Satta’s Crotch Shot…I Don’t Know Who She Is…But Now I Know What Her Mound Looks Like
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Some Hyper Active Kid Going Mental at the Pool
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Heidi Klum’s Bare Ass in Arena Magazine
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Maria Sharapova Lookin’ Hot for Nike
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Lohan’s Sister Snuck Out and Stole a Car and Got in an Accident and is 13…Amazing…
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Drew Barrymore Hangs Out With A Bum
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Britney May Kidnap Her Kids
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Some Gymnastics Action
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Jessica Biel in FHM France
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The Obama Girl is Going to Be Doing Playboy
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Hilary Scott Rides the Sybian for Howard Stern
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Some Slutty Girls at the Mall
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Some Chick Named Miranda Kerr For Victoria’s Secret
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Columbian Reality TV is AMAZING..Japanese TV…Not So Much…
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Some Shaved Blond Chick Masturbating
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Some Victoria Beckham Topless Pics..
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Topless Car Wash Prank Video
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Hot Ass Exercise Video
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Some Hullahoop Dancing Video
GO

David Hasselhoff Sings on TV Last Night
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Eve and Peaches Kissing….
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Car Surfing Gone Bad Video
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Did I post this Lookin’ Good Sweetheart Picture Yet?
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This is an event you can’t attend because you don’t have any game
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Since you don’t have game, you may want to use this spray to get laid…
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2007

22

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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Jesus gave me one of the many rubber vaginas he got over the last little while, in hopes that I would give it to a boyfriend of mine and get him to fuck it on camera for the site. Fat ass is still having trouble getting it up, and since we live in fucking poverty, he can’t afford Viagra to aid his little situation. I took it out of the box and got seriously freaked the fuck out over how realistic the thing is and feels from the outside, especially if it was covered in lube.

That being said, since I know you aren’t getting laid anyways, I suggest you go out and pick one up tomorrow, cause you and I both know one of those things is the closest thing you will be getting to pussy for a long time.

Click these links in the meantime.

hugs and kisses
Marie-Eve Martinez


The Rad Girls do some pregnant pranks because they are awesome
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Foxy Brown is going to jail
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Some Hot Chick Named Kristina’s Home Movie Of Her Making Out With Herself
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Sexy Shoot with former CNN anchor and On the Lot host Addriana Cost
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I frikken LOVE Bill Murray
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Christopher Walken is the jam
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The Biggest Asshole Ever. Literally
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Its tough to out-gay the village the Village People, but these Finnish guys come close
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Bear Grylls is a phony
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Retard playing with Lion gets what he deserves
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Brittney Skyes Internal Affairs
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Kat Von D is tasty
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hilary Duff lets you see up her shorts
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Christina Aguilera looking more pregnant by the day
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More Pete Doherty crack head drama
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I’m with stupid
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More Shitney Spears drama
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Basketball player doesn’t like Ref’s call and deals him quite the blow
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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes have separate bedrooms
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I hate BMX riders.
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Topless Carwash
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The glory that is Davd Hasselhoff
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Here’s the guy who edits the crappy magazine the hipsters all love called NYLON
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To – On Photobucket…?
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Some Chick Named Gabriella Nude in Public Action
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Andrea Tiede interviewed Maxim “Hometown Hotties” Kerry Suseck and Amber Lancaster on the red carpet and it’s hot…
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Man Gets Eating by a Bear at the Beer Fest When He Tried to Fight It
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Sluts in Leather Partying
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Some Girl’s Selling Cosets…
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Some Julia Stiles Is Not Hot Pictures
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Beast of a Woman Bends a Frying Pan
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Some Girl Working Out’s Intentional Upskirt
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Kate Beckinsale Lookin’ Glamorous
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Ginger Spice and Her Baby
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Some Hot Naked Redhead
GO

Jenna Jameson Got Rid of Her Implants
GO

The Pole Dance Lesson…VIDEO
GO

Britney Has Finally Pulled Herself Back Together
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Some Girl and Her Digital Camera
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Now THIS is my kind of weddding
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Tabitha Taylor has stars in her eyes as the girl next door
GO

A Prinze among men in this angry animation
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This guy wins creep of the week
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Racy video game covers
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Dave Navarro’s porn debut
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A whole lotta ugly tits
GO

Some Slut Named Lauren Jones is on some Show Called Anchorwoman Tonight
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Use This Spray Because I Know You’re Not Getting Any Not Using the Spray So You Might As Well Try New Things that can Help…Even If You’re Too Lame to Help….
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2007

21

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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So I feel like my brain was a big bowl of Oatmeal today, not because I have changed my diet to live longer by eating healthy, but because I couldn’t tap into my brain and figure out a way to tap into my memory and tell good stories of shit I’ve seen. It’s called being uninspired so I decided that I need to get into making porn and my challenge for the next 2 days is to find out how to break out in the porn scene. I’d obviously not be in front of the camera, because fat dude with limp dick porn hasn’t hit too hard yet, but I will find something that pays the bills without me having to get off the couch and that something will be sexy times….I came up with this crazy concept that would have innovated porn earlier today, in my quest to find my porno answer to my problems, but I can’t remember it, so I guess that’s dream’s over and I am stuck to this site…..

so here are my links….

Charlotte Church Using Being Pregnant as an Excuse to Get Fat as Fuck
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Salma Hayek is Still Pregnant and HUGE
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Woman Crushes a Can With Her Ass
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Some Slut Named Louise Cliffe Posing Topless in Zoo
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Lindsay Lohan is Hiking
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K-Fed is Partying as Hard as Britney
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Digital Dolls are a Group of Girls in Underwear on Video
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Some Chick Modeling Naked is an LA Woman
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Some Kim Kardashian’s Crazy Ass Pic
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Some Crazy Boxing Knockout
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Some Chick Named Victoria Hervey Posing Pictures
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Jenna Jameson tells TMZ that She’s Healthy and Happy in Video
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Some Zoo Superbabes in Ibiza Video
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Hayden Panettiere is 18 with Flowers
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Hayden Panettiere is 18 in a Bikini Before She Was 18
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Rihanna Performing at MTV Awards
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Sam Heuston Panty Upskirt
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Public Access TV is Amazing
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The Worlds Best …..Woman to Man….Sex Change
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Pam Anderson and Her Wet Thong….Pictures
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Rabecca- Running on a dream…is a Girl Next Door Posing
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Gisele Posing in Max Magazine
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Janice Dickinson Protests PETA with her Modeling Agency in their Underwear
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Some Chick Named Alexa Vega on the Beach Not Naked Enough
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Why You Shouldn’t Rob a Bitch Twice Your Size
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Crazy Russian Lady Has 130 Cats
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Natasha Henstridge Sex Scene Video
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Some Chick Naked in Public
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Lohan’s Boyfriend is a Vampire and Bites Up Some Stripper
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Some Chick Showing Off Her Ass in the Pool
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Photobucket Chick Shows Off Her Bare TIts
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Some Girl Losing Her Shirt Prank
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Kid Staples Firecracker on Him Then Lights It…
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James Blunt on Sesame Street
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The Evolution of Tara Reid Becoming a Human Again…
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Dude Gets a Little Crazy With His Digicam
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Angelina Jolie Nude In Beowulf
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Some Chick Takes Off Her Pants for the TotallyCrap Contest
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Some Black Dude Dresses Up Like He’s in the KKK and Does Some Stupid Nigger Shit
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Some Stupid Video
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Paris HIlton Shows Off Her Acting Skills in Some Movie
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Some Muscle Chick Exercises and Flashes Her TIts
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Sperm Bank Magazine Ad Worth Checking Out..
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Mariah Carey Naked on the Cover of Interview Magazine
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Complilation of Brother’s and Sisters Hooking Up in Mainstream Movies…
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Hairy the Dancing Pubic Hair Videos Makes No Sense to Me
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Some Music Video With Girls Dancing Around in Underwear
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Teri Hatcher Does a Lap Dance on Howard Stern
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Behind the Scenes at a Lesbian Porn Shoot…Check Out the Fat Boom Mic Operator Who Went to School for This and It’s the Only Work He Could Get but at Least his Friends are all Jealous of His Job…If He Has Friends…
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Cowgirls Riding the Horse Bareback….
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Some Chick Named Patricia Painting Nude
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Maria Sharapova is Ice Cold Between the Sheets
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UFO Flying Over Paris….
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Some Statue Boobies Video For You
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Hot Chicks Get Tasered in Their Underwear
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Naked Lawnmower Man
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Zoo Watch the Video of GIrls in Bikinis Running Around on the Beach
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
GO

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2007

20

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was talking to a girl I know about Vaginal Reduction surgery because she was fascinated with the concept, not because she needs it but because she thought it was so twisted that people are so vain that they would do that to themselves…When I told her that it was always my dream to be a Labia Reduction doctor because it would be the closest feeling to god I could have, she hung up on me. So I decided to surf the internet and find you these links…

Lilly Allen and Lesbian Samantha Ronson Hanging Out Together…
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Britney Spears Ass Exposed
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Jenna Jameson Half Naked on the Catwalk
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Elsa Benitez Dancing Around for Sports Illustrated in a Bikini
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Drunk Chick Puts Her Legs Behind Her Head on a Blind Date Video
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The Dude from Superbad on Some Hipster Photographer Rich Kid’s Site
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Jessica Alba Walking Her Dogs…
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Star Jones Lookin’ Better Than Ever
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Sienna Miller’s Hot Pepe Ads
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Rihanna’s Breasts Exploding Out Of Her Shirt on Stage
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Nicole Kidman had a Rough Weekend
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Katie Price Tits at Her Perfume Launch
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Luba – the Hot Bodied Slut Picks Oranges…
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600 Naked People Protest for the Environment on an Iceberg…
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Spencer Tunick’s Pictures From the 600 Naked Person Protest
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Pet Camel Kills Some Australian Chick When It Tried to Fuck Her
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Psycho GIrl Shoots off a Gun Then Freaks Out On the Cops
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Drunk Sluts Dancing on a Yacht
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Victoria Beckham With Her Kids
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Pete Doherty Gets Arrested Again…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Hayden Panettiere’s Got Saddle-Bags in Her Bikini A Bad Sign for a Barely 18 Year Old….
GO

Semi-Hot Norwegian Stripper Lookin’ Bitch With Fake Tits Remakes Beyonce’s Survivor….
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Some Girl and Her Crazy Nipple Shirt
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Nude Art Competition
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Vivica and Her Forehead are Out and About
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Raquel Gibson is some Hot Chick Who’s All Naked
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Spike Jonez Spends the Day with M.I.A.
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Justin Timberlake is Cheating on His Boyfriend Jessica Biel
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Insane Gymnast Pulls off a Crazy Sequence of Flips
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The Celebrity Quote Game
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Some Huge Tit Video
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Sluts at a 6 Man Volleyball Tournament…
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Hip Hop Meets the Violin
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Avril Lavigne in some Sexy Photoshoot – If That’s Even Possible…
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Jessica Biel in Some Short Dress…If You Like Men in Dresses…Which You Do…
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Aerial Bowfishing is Some Kind of Weird Way to Fish
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Diet Coke Spokesperson of the Day
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Girl Rides some Kind of Fucking Machine
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Some Burlesque Chick Performing for the Camera Video
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Blowjob from Hell
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Anal Sex Attempt on Some Drunk Girl – NSFW
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Teri Hatcher Slutting It Out As the Cougar of the Day
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How to Beat Your Wife Video
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My stepdaughter fucks guys who use this spray to get laid…
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2007

18

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I got drunk last night and I don’t remember anything exciting happening, but that is probably because I don’t remember my night, but I do remember seeing a bachelorette party or stagette or whatever the fuck you call the parties that girls who are getting married go on as an answer to Bachelor parties. This bride to be was fucking disgusting and her crew were also disgusting. They were all drunk and pretty fucking easy because they were jealous that their ugly friend landed a man by probably sabotaging his condom on a one night stand, but then again, I don’t know who she is marrying and he could be equally ugly as her….but I like to assume that the whole thing was some weird joke on us, like she wasn’t really getting married at all, she just went out like that as a tool to get dudes to talk to them. Unfortunately, it wasn’t working very well for because no dudes wanted to take part in their stupid party games like buying her lollipops or signing her thigh, they would just walk by annoyed, as if they were being attacked by a homeless crackhead for change. I saw one poor drunk guy get sucked into her trap and he didn’t know what the fuck he was doing or what the fuck he got himself into but it looked like they took him back to his hotel room, making me believe that no sex is better than an orgy with ditch pigs…

Here are my links….


Beach Beauty Contest Paying Tribute to Hot Beach Bodies…
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Jenna Jameson Looking’ Like HIV Out and About
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Poor Girl Can’t Afford a Skirt
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Celebrity Catwalk for Charity was the Other Night and Some D-Lister Showed Off Her Ass…
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Suck My News…for the Week…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some 18 year Old Rides the Sybian
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Jennifer Lopez Bikini Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Fall 2007 Collection Ads
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Jordan Likes a Shaved Asshole
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Some Idiot Girl Pretending to Be Lohan Pulling a David Hasselhoff and it’s Not Funny…
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Some Chick Is a Disaster as She interviews Holly Hunt
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Ashley Tisdale at Some Event Lookin’ Pretty Okay
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Lohan’s Tits Go On a Bikeride
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Chick Fucks a Teddybear…
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What the Hell happened to Sarah Michelle Gellar
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Amy Winehouse Shoplifting Pictures
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Hooters Bikini Pageant Pictures
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Jessica Simpson Got a New Nose
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Some Running of the Bulls Carnage.
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Toxic on the Ukelele
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Some Scared Cheater Ends Up Naked Hanging Outside a Window
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Jack Nicholson has Broken Saliva Glands
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Some Weird Women in Film Video
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Some Chick Named Larissa’s Photoshoot
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Rampage Jackson Farts on a Female Reporters Face
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Lilly Allen Leaves a Club is a Huge Plastic Bag….Because She Realizes No One Wants to See Her
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Whud’ya know about Christopher Walken
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Christina Aguilera Shopping With Her Family
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Some Webcam Chick Named Anabelle Doing Her Thing
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To Catch a Predator – Reunion Special
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Jay Z Has Crazy Money
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High Elvis On Stage Video I Fucking Love…
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Some Kids Destroy Some Dudes New Hummer
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Paris Hilton in the Same Dress as a 10 Year Old
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Some NSFW Dwarf Sex
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Some Girl’s Slutty Pics for her Boyfriend….With Penetration…
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Put Your Hands Up For Detroit Has Lots of Sluts Showing Off Their Asses
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Some Girl Does Some Crazy Tongue Tricks Video
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Some Girl is Not Cheap or the Porn Site Money Talks…
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FleshFlicks – Briana Banks Bangs Some Dude
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A List of Stage Names…
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Rhianna’s VMA Promo Shoot Shot by David Lachapelle
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Next Door Nikki is Knocked Up Nikki Because Sluts Always End Up Getting Knocked Up…
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Weightlifter Shits Herself When Trying To Lift Too Much
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Video Footage of the Earthquake in Peru …We’re All Going to Die the Earth is Out to Get Us…
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up To
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Chick Can Open A Bottle of Beer With Her Tit
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Burt and Ernie Do The Movie Casino…
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Some Kid Doing an Impressive Backflip
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That chick Luba Naked – Dressed Like a Gypsy and Fucking Hottest Body Ever…
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Some Mandy Moore Singing Some Umberella….
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This Spray Will Get You Laid
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2007

16

Aug

I am – stepLINKS of the Day

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I was very hungover today. I don’t really know what happened last night but I know it ended with me passed out on the floor and that’s always a sign of a decent night where memories of whatever happened will be easily forgotten by me and probably not so forgotten by the poor people I came in contact with.

I ran into some dude who’s girlfriend I offended on myspace. He wanted to punch me in the face but ended up being cool about the whole thing because he dumped her for being crazy. I guess it’s a little lesson that fucking with people online can hurt their feelings, make them want you dead and the whole not knowing who a person is can make the obsess over finding out, making the confrontation a lot more passionate than if you just told his girlfriend what you said online to her face. I can’t really help being what I am on the internet, it’s like I channel some fucking bullshit that makes me try to poke fun at everything, but the average person just doesn’t get it.

The lesson of the day was to not tell people you run a website because it may leave you dead in the gutter.

Here are my links…Enjoy while I go drink again in hopes of killing this 12 hour hangover…

Amy WInehouse’s Hot Thonged Ass
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Britney Spears’ Cellulite Ridden Legs Hates her Kids
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Some Drunk Chick in a Short Skirt Makes A Fool Of Herself Because She Has to Pee
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The Girls of Moto X Teach us a Physics Lesson in Bikinis….
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Shakira’s Sexy Bikini Photoshoot Video
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Topless News….By Some Chick Named Tera Wray…Topless
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Britney Spears Topless Allure Magazine Outtakes.
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Sex Scene or Murder Scene…
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Adriana Karembeu Naked in Photo Magazine
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Some Hot Slut Teaches Us How to Iron….With Her Great Tits
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Isabella Ferrari Nude on Some Yacht…
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Shannen Doherty Topless in Some Movie
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Some Slut Tells Us What’s New On RipeTV
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Katie Lohmann Lookin’ Hot….
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Nicolette Sheridan Out and About Lookin’ Hot
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Some Goth Dude Let’s His Friend Bang His Gf’s Ass…NSFW
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Angelina Jolie Fucking in Some Movie
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The Weirdest Condom Ad I’ve Ever Seen – With Full Vagina
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Hilary Duff and Her Killer Legs Performing
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Dudes Do The Invisible Rope Prank to Cars
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Do You Know What Your Daughter is Up TO
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Lookin Good Beth Ditto
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Dudes in Wheelchairs Beat Each Other Down…
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This is one of the stimulating conversations that happen on my forum that no one visits….
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Insane Webcam Ass
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Pam Anderson’s Tits Grocery Shopping…
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Some Weird Sex Ed Video Someone Sent Me
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True Porn Clerk Stories
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TIna Fey is Ugly but Was Even Uglier…Throwback Pics
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Some Miss Teen USA Contestants Lined Up in Bikinis
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Man Vs. Wild Bear Grylls is a Phony and Here’s the Proof…
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The Lohan Lost Dog Poster Wasn’t Done By Paris Hilton…So I take Back Calling Her Clever Yesterday…
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Who Says Hip Hop is Dead Video…Is Fucking Hilarious….
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Some Dude Puts His GF’s Hot Pics On His Photobucket…
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Angelina Jolie Performing Some Stunt For You To Jerk Off To…
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Amanda Bynes Has Hot Legs in This Short Skirt…
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Adrian Grenier is Banging Paris
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Vanessa Anne Hudgens Looking Good in a Red Dress
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This Crazy Kid Roller Skates Under a Bunch of Cars
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Bearforce Video because You Are into Bears…Homo.
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Nicole Scherzinger Lookin’ Hot At Some Event…
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Gisele Looks Hot on Vanity Fair Cover
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Some Idiot Vs the Treadmill
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Drunk Nip Slips
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Keeley Hazell Naked in Cashback
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Some Old Alex Trebek Outtake…
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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This Spray Will Get You Laid…
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