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2008

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So I tried doing a stupid April Fool’s joke because I am light hearted like that and decided it would be funny to forward DrunkenStepfather.com to Disney.com since they do smut now, to some religious organization since they hate smut and to a womens rights group because they hate me and always shit on me for being some kind of woman hater.

So I linked to some womensorganization.org site and within 15 minutes we blew up the server and shut down the site, sorry for that but serves your right for getting out of the kitchen and thinking you can take on a man’s job. Next thing you know women are going to be CEOs, construction workers, lawyers and doctors.

Here’s a screenshot of my April Fools Joke that backfired by accident but turned out to be a lot funnier than it was intended to be but probably not so funny for some battered wife in desperate need of advice the hit the site at the same time I fucked it up.

Either way, here are my links:

The New Miss England in a Bikini is a Fuckin’ Tank
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Jennifer Love Hewitt is Not Pregnant Just Fat
GO

Coco Shakes Her Ass On Video
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Behind the Scene Photoshoot With a Slut Named Becky Rule
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Say Hello to Jen, The Girl Next Door
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Bake Some Dog Poop Cookies For Your Loved Ones!
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Plenty of Sex At Your Disposal, Virgin
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F-1 President Max Mosley Sex Tape Leak. Way To Go, Gramps!
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When I See Sluts Like This, I Realize Why They Don’t Let People Like us into Clubs….It’s Because We’d Rape Them
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I Think It’s Time You Get a Lady To Show You Her Tits That Isn’t Your Mom
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Real Girls Are Hot Too
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This Commercial Almost Makes Me Want to Buy New Underwear…but then I Realize I Like Beer Better
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Cindy Crawford is a Hot Old Lady
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Lauren Conrad Was Invited to the WhiteHouse. Audrina Partridge is Probably Taking Nude Pictures Somewhere….
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Believe the Hype: Naked Chicks Are ALL They Are Cracked Up to Be..You Should Try One Out….
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Some Russian Whores Have a Street Fight
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Woody Allen is Suing American Apparel
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Her Name is Anna Tatangelo and She’s a Popstar in Italy Now Topless for Max Magazine
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100 Best Real Boobs
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Top Ten Celebrity Hard Nipples
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Some Naked Big Breasted Amateur
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Paris Hilton’s Surf Instructor Makes a Movie That Isn’t About Her Nipples
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Brianna Frost Face Plants on a Pole Dance
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Lesbian Video Of the Day
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Is this the Chick from ROCK OF LOVE Showing Her Vagina?
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Rihanna Nipple Peak at the Teen Choice Awards Seems Pretty Appropriate
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Jenna Jameson is a Zombie Stripper and a Pornstar..What can’t She Do
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Sara Larson Escorting Clooney to an Event in a Short Dress that Will Probably End Up on the Bathroom Floor cuz She’s Just that Kind of Girl
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Some Girl From Hip Hop Videos Shows Off Her Crazy Booty
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Shanna Moakler Turns 53 or at Least Her Vagina Does….
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Make Your Own Beer Bong
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Some Mariah Carey Being Her Slut Self
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Selena Spice Has Some Fun Cuz She’s A Whore
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Cunt Punching!
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Fuck With Your Friends Computer via Pop-Ups
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More Porn Than You Got Under Your Bed
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The Young, Annoying Bitch From Party of Five Gallery
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Bowling Ball Oops Video
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Melissa George is a Whore While Posing with Some Ugly Guy
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Jack Nicholson Is Looking More Like ME Every Single Day…I Told You I Was a Movie Star
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Commercial of the Day
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Tiffany Brookes Makes Me Wanna Move to The South…Actually Everything Makes me Want to Move to the South….Even the Fat Grits Eating Women….
GO

Trigger Happy Compilation
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Can You See Me Now?
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Carol Alt is 47 and is Lookin’ Okay By Me….But That’s Not Saying Much….Cuz I’m a Pervert
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Mercedes Terrell Posing Half Naked
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A Best of Celebrity Nip Slips Compilation
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Bar Rafaeli is Getting Her Pic Taken in a Bikini
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Chick’s TITs
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FROM THE FORUM

Andrew W K
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Michael McDonald
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How Torrents Work
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Music Compilations Continued
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College Style Dance
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Stripper Dodgeball
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Stripper in Training
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A Problem I Can Certainly Relate Too
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Sponge
GO

The Runaways
GO

More King Crimson
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The Animals
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The Classical Music Thread
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More Teachers Having Sex With Students
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Silicone Implants for Men!
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Show Your Tattoos
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Cassandra Calogera
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Caroline Pierce – Ass Parade
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Sienna West – MILF Soup
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

01

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

So it turns out that the paparazzi do not like the little guy and are trying to stomp me out. I have been getting attacked by these fuckers for the last 2 years but a lot more often in the last 2 months. The future of celebrity blogs is pretty much over for anyone who makes less than 10,000 dollars a month (me) because these agencies charge you 5,000 for access to their pictures a month, or they charge you for each picture used which can be upwards of 20,000 dollars for one post. Totally insane it seems, but all my pictures are emailed to me, so I only assume they belong to the person who emails me but it turns out that these paparazzi agencies like to think they belong to them. I always remove the pictures when I get a warning because I honestly just assume they are free for me to do my commentary to since they are found objects and since I don’t want to mess with evil people, it’s easier to just trust their evil word.

Today I got a fuckin’ invoice from one of the agencies for 55,000 dollars:

To Whom it May Concern

We are writing you because it seems we are having a continuous
problem with your use of our pictures on your site, illegally. We have attached an invoice with total amount due up to this point for the pictures you have used. You must pay this amount within the next 30 day or we will take further legal actions.
You may contact Nicolas at 323-833-7042 if you have any further questions.

Thanks
Jamie
Flynet Pictures LLC

This was my response:

To whom it may concern,

I never contracted images from your company and have no working business relationship with Flynet LLC. I have no idea what images you are referencing and invoicing me for, however I can assure you that these images were never purchased from your company. This invoice is not valid and has wrongfully issued to drunkenstepfather.com.

However, I am glad you reached out because I have linked FlynetOnline.com and sent 6,000 clicks at a rate of 100 dollars per click, amounting to 60,000 dollars.

Attached you will find the invoice,

With Love,
Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

This isn’t the end of the site, no one can bring me down, but they are fucking trying. I can’t afford to fight this shit so I may have to change the format of the site so if anyone has exclusive pics of celebs, or goes out in LA and snaps pics and gives them to me, I will give you presents and by presents I mean nude pics of my wife, which aren’t exactly a treat but they are the best I can do.

Here are my links:

Jennifer Aniston Poses With Ass Cracks…Everyone Click This Fuckin’ Link….
GO

Vanity Fair’s Senior Citizen Exclusive!!
GO

And Now, The Best 30 Seconds of Your Day
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Undo Your Mom’s Bra With One Hand
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Paris Hilton Busts Up Her Already Busted Face
GO

Nip Slips With the Stars
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Use This to Find Sex,Cause You Need all The Help You Can Get
GO

Hello Elsa Benitez and your Nakedness
GO

What the Fuck Did Lara Flynn Boyle Do to Her Face?
GO

Something You Can Never Have because You Don’t Leave Your House
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Start Your Week Off Right with a Sex Show
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Fat Man Eats 5 Double Cheeseburgers
GO

Obama Girl Versus Hilary Girl Cry for Fame
GO

Top 10 Big Breasted Weather Girls
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A Reader Wants to Know if This is Sarah Silverman
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If IT’s High Res Enough, I Guess She’s Not REALLY Naked, But Whatever
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Well, It’s Official, I Am Moving to Isreal
GO

Whoever Told You Sex Was More Fun Alone Was Wrong
GO

Why Can’t Every Cancer Survivor Look Like Kylie Minogue?
GO

Rock of Love 2: Gangbangin’ Daisy
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I Am Pretty Sure Madonna Could Kick The Shit Out of Both You and Me
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Whoa! Time For Some More Surgey Janice Dickenson’s Ass
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Turn Your PC Into a Media Host for Your PS3
GO

Brenda Walsh is Still Alive?
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Porn Galore Cheaper than a Whore
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More Face Plants Off the Pole
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Remote Control Sex!
GO

Make a Ketchup Bottle Explode!
GO

A Little Bit of Christy Hemme
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Some Vibrator Pleasure, For Her and Your Pleasure
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Jessica Alba is Massive
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Jessica Simpson is in the Hospital
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Next Time I Wear a Suit (Prolly at my Funeral) I Am Going To Wear This Tie
GO

Luscious Perscilla is a Hustler
GO

Heather Mills is a Really Respectable Women
GO

Lindsey Lohan to Kill Sharon Tate All Over Again
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Some Music Video From Some Country I’ve Never Been To That I Think Is Funny
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If THis Was Me, I Would Have Slugged the Bitch
GO

SNL Hates AShley Simpson and I Hate SNL
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Nekkid Bowling!!
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Candice Michelle Gives a Nude Lap Dance
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She’s Got Amy Winehouse Eyes
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Reader James Leary Does Standup
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Krystal Forscutt is Monday’s Pick Me Up
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Girl’s Homemade Nudes
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Some Sluts Tits
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FROM THE FORUM:

The Kooks – Konk
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Kaki King – Until We Felt red
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Papa Roach – Infest
GO

The Raconteurs – LIVE in Chicago
GO

Moby – Hotel
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Metric – Grow Up and Blow Away
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Yelle – Pop-Up
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Neil Young – Greatest Hits
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The Cure – Mixed Up
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King Crimson – 1972
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The 5th Element OST
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Dance With Me OST
GO

Westward 2 Heroes of the Frontier
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Paragon Partition Manager 9.0 Pro
GO

Slightly Used Rubber Fist for Sale
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Nikie Feels Herself
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Young With Big Tits
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Ass for dayyyyys
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Elbow – Asleep in the Back
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The Runaways
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Kenny G – Paradise
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The Kills – Midnight Boom
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Evanescence – Anywhere but Home
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Marvin Gaye’s Greatest Hits
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Steve Aoiki – Pillowface
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Paul McCartney – Back in the World
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Fatboy Slim – Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars
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Dont spend your raise
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Teach Yourself HTML in 10 minutes
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Your Old and Have a Small Penis
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Falcon Punch!!
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Meagan Foxx = Foxxy
GO

Goh Feels Herself
GO

Liana Shevchenko is HOTT!
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Random Amatuers
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More Young and Top Heavy
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Teachers having Sex With Students
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

29

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email:

i know freud was full of shit but this is a great moment from your leann rimes post.

and i quote:

It’s a lot like that time you let a dude suck my dick for coke and I am not judging because one slip up doesn’t make you a fag.

This is what I said:

“I let a guy suck my dick for coke” but realized that exposing my inner most secrets were sad and not funny, so I changed it to that to see if anyone would catch on. I have this problem called not editing but I am glad you noticed, you’d win a prize because it turns out that I also suck dick for attention to detail.

With Love,

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Now here are my links….

Papa Joe Shows Off His New Russian Singin’ Slut
GO

I Don’t Know Her Name, But She Is In A Bikini
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Let’s Give It Up for the Bikini Crew
GO

George Clooney’s Girlfriend Is a Slut. Way to Go Clooney!
GO

Alessia Merz Has No Top On
GO

Experience Sex Like You Never Have Before… With a Chick!
GO

Hello Jenny Milstead
GO

3 Girls naked in a Tent
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Are You Poor Like Me? Turn Your Old Underpants Into a Bra for Your Mom
GO

I Don’t Car Much For Soccar, But I Like Ads for It With Hot Chicks
GO

Eva Amurri is a Bit of a Butter Face but is Half Naked
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Hayden Airs-Her-Panties in a Short Red Dress
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Bobbi Ballard Has Got Some Big Fucking Cans
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Jail Bait Musical 3!!
GO

Stripper Workout Fun
GO

Girls Make Sex More Fun
GO

Double the Fug
GO

Get Some Exercise with Sex Doll Swimming
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Watch Live Sex Show on Your Computer
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Seduce a Girl By Being Funny. God Knows Nothing Else is going for You
GO

This is Polish Idol
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Make Good Use of Your Weekend Days Off. Watch Some PORN!
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This Sexy Chick is Working Out at the Gym
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Some Bad Dates You Can Prolly Relate To
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Heather Locklear Lookin’ Tasty
GO

And Now, Some Vibrator Pleasure
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I Don’t Know Who Julieta Prandi Is, But I Think I Need To Find Out
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Sled of Doom
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Here’s One Too Watch Again and Again
GO

And Now Some Rhianna
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Danielle Llloyd is Naked. Again. Yawn.
GO

Lauren Conrad Showing Of Her Hills
GO

Kate Beckinsale Gives Boners To Virgins…
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Hot Chick With a Loser
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College Girls Make Out
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Sophie Monk Looking Hott
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The Very Sexy Sonia
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The Greatest Celebrity Sex Scandals that Weren’t
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Ricki Lake Gives Birth Completely Naked in a Tub…Yeah…Ricki Fuckin’ Lake Naked….
GO

The Sexiest Teenaged Indian in America Posing
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Gisele is Skinny and Hot in a White Dress
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Lohan to Star in a Movie About Charles Manson
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An American Apparel Model Speaks Out on the Pervert Who Runs It
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Eating Out a Cow is Probably one of the Weirder African Traditions
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Some Gymnast Chick Does Her Routine With No Panties On
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Miss Howard TV Prefers Anal Sex To Regular Sex
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Some College Chick Gets Her Ass Licked for the First Tme
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Man Faces Charges For Having Sex With a Table
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Mishca Barton’s Cellulite is Hot
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Some Chick Posing in a Bikini Video
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Jennifer Leigh – Vegas Poker Player – Does Playboy
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Jaclyn from my Comments Does a Video Interview
GO

Jenna Jameson Looks Like Death
GO

The President of Some European Country Thinks Muslims are Taking Over and Makes a Movie About It
GO

FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Hot Trashy Chick Posing
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Some Photobucket Vagina
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Black Dripping Vagina
GO

More Vagina on Photobucket
GO

FROM THE FORUM:

Evanescence – Fallen
GO

New Found Glory – Greatest Hits
GO

Beach House – Beach House
GO

The Lost Boys Score
GO

Adobe Audition
GO

Trailer Park Tycoon
GO

Billary Clinton
GO

Denise Milani Has HUGE tits
GO

Lets Count to 100!
GO

Vote Jaclyn to Be Paris BFF
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Lovely Arse
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More Lovely Arses
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Young girls with Big TITS
GO

Video of your Grandma doing porn
GO

Do you like Hair Pulling?
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

28

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So someone reported me to the photo agency posting pictures I don’t own but that they own. Reality is I get shit off a forum and don’t know where they come from, so to me shit’s a found object, like the time I found a wallet with 80 dollars in the shit and bought myself 2 cases of beer. It was the closest I ever came to winning. If they want shit untouched, then keep it locked up better, because I am not about to research the source of a fuckin’ picture when I find it on the internet, it just doesn’t make sense to me and people reporting me a fuckin’ lame, like the loser in elementary school who tells the teacher that all the cool kids were out smoking cigarettes at lunch, getting us all suspended and the reason they have no friends….no one likes a narc.

Either way, some paparazzi agency emailed me this:

jessica-simpson-kinda-had-an-
upskirt-that-you-cant-see-of-the-day

sophie-monks-got-an-outty-
vagina-of-the-day

These images posted on your site belong exclusively to Fame Pictures and since you haven’t requested permission to use them, they are in direct violation of copyright infringement. I am glad to discuss an affordable rate plan for use of our images. Otherwise, remove the pics immediately or face the legal repercussions of unsolicited use.

Justin Smith
Fame Pictures
Sales Manager
JustinSmith@FamePictures.com
(310) 395-0559

This was my response:

Dear Justin Smith…If that is your real name because it sounds pretty fake to me,

I have permission to use them – thanks for the heads up but it’s all under control sweetheart. My site doesn’t make money so I can’t pay for pictures. But love the name of your company. Fame is so relevant for a paparazzi agency, you fuckers are more than just scumbags with camera, you actually have a really unique corporate vision. Speaking of Fame…I wanna live forever, you know like the shitty musical. You like that don’t you, you fuckin’ homo. Showtunes for life motherfucker…or should I say…brotherfucker.

You can tell the fucker who ratted me out to lick my fucking asshole, it’d be the closest thing he’s ever got to pussy because I know who he is and I know where he lives and I am always up for a good fuckin’ time. RESPECT,

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Yeah, I know that was weak. I am drunk Now let’s hope there’s no lawsuit cuz I’ll have to shut down the site. Here are my links:

Mary-Kate Olson is Looking Fine
GO

Blind Fold Boxing
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Give Your Friend a Chicken Bullion Shower
GO

The Pussycat Dolls Are in Trouble
GO

Ashley Tisdale’s Giant Nipple
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Some Fine Bitches Your Virgin Ass Will Never Get to Touch Ever
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Some Sexy Sluts in Bikini
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Hot Girls and Beer Bongs, Like Peas and Carrots
GO

Sometimes It’s Fun to Leave a Little to the Imagination
GO

This May Help You Solve that Little “Virgin” Problem
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Well, After This I Def Need to Buy a Jeep
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I Gotta Day, I Am Lovin’ These X-tina Nursing Tits
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So Close To Seeing Janice Dickinson’s Shrivled Vagina
GO

Remy Ma is Going to Jail
GO

Sex is a Two Person Sport
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Kate Walsh is Standing Up for Sex Education. I Am Standing Up for Watching Sex with Kate Walsh
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X-Tina’s Neighbors Are a Bunch of Prudes
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Learn to Shake Your Ass Like a Black Chick, Then Teach Your Girlfriend If You Ever Get One
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The Toilet Lady’s Boyfriend is in a Whole Lot of Shit
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Watch This Chick Work Out While She Does Her Laundry
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Man I Really Need to Start Playing Golf
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Watch This Fleixble Chick and Imagine All The Things You Could Do to Her If She Wasn’t a Virgin
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Mommy Likes to Flash Her Tits
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Pass The Days With Porno
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Shay Lauren is Hanging Out In Lingerie
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Oh The Things You Come Across on the Net
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An Almost Jessica Simpson Upskirt
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Okay, Fergie Looks Like She is Made of Wax
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And Now, a Bikini Break
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Baby Needs Some Practice on the Pole
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Slut Apolonia Lives a Fairy Tale
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This Blonde Office Babe Just Doesn’t Get It
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I’m Not Really Sure What’s Going on Here, But I Laughed Anyways
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Anna Kournikova = Boners
GO

Some Throwback Monica Bellucci Nudes
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This is Vicky and She is Gettin’ Naked
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Alicia Witt is a Whore
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Women Who’s Name End With “A” Have Hotter Bodies Than Other Girls…It’s Proven
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Cameron Diaz Killed 2 People or Something
GO

Here’s a Bianca Beauchamp Fetish Model Gallery for You Perverts
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Deaf Guy Enjoys Spring Break Bodyshot
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Meet Spitzer Swallow’s New Escort
GO

The Fake American Apparel Artist Strikes Again
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Some Brown Chick in the Shower
GO

Sports By Brooks Girl Jackie Shows Off her Tits
GO

Here’s Some Slut Named Lucy
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Some Elisha Cuthbert Lookin’ Messy
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Photobucket Tits
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Pbotobucket Young Pussy
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Photobucket Wii Insertion
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FROM THE FORUM

Pre-Release Moby
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Pre-Release AZ – Undeniable
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Rilo Kiley – under the Blacklight
GO

Juliana Hatfield – In Exile Deo
GO

The Rockfords
GO

Kraftwerk – Autobahn
GO

Deep Pruple – Burn
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LIVE – Songs From the Black Mountain
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Spiderman 2 Music
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Spice 1 – AmeriKKKa’s Nightmare
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Eric Clapton Discography
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Thongs
GO

Bikini Clad Midget
GO

Awesome Car that i Won’t Drive
GO

Forgive Me Father
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James Lidell
GO

Evanesence
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King Crimson
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Eric Clapton
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Bonde Do Role
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The Photoshop Thread
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Monopoly 2008
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Spitzer’s Gal
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Avril Lavigne
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Here’s a Song About a Pepaw
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

26

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My internet girlfriend at ImNotObsessed was interviewed on CBS News and when they asked her who her internet friends are she claims to have dropped my name and website – so that means that I may have been mentioned on the news and that gives me a boner, but not as big of a boner as my internet girlfriend at ImNotObsessed. I can’t wait for the day to ruin her marriage and stepdad her kids.

Here are my links.

La Pequena Does Hilary Clinton
GO

Insane Implants on this Party Slut
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Dream Phone! The Unstable Ex-Boyfriend Edition!
GO

THE SEXIEST VEGETARIANS
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Girls Are Better With Their Shirts OFF, But I’m Not Too Picky to Not Look at These Whores
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Coolio Wants to Show You How to Molest and Deep Fry a Turkey
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Help That Porn Collection of Yours Get a Little Bit Bigger
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Tom Cruise and the Evil Lord Xenu Are Killing Katie Holmes
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Danica Patrick Has Some Tiny Pokies
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Lose Your Virginity TODAY!
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This is Probably The Best Episode of The Hills Ever
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Let’s Make Flava Flav Look More Stupid Then He Already Does
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Brooke Paller = Very Nice
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Find Sex Faster Then You Can Whack Off. That is fucking FAST!
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Kevin Federline Thinks He is Father of the Year
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Richie Sambora Fell Off the Wagon Again
GO

Miley Cyrus is Jail Bail, But You’re a Sick Fuck Who is Into That Kind of Thing
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There’s Gonna Be a Catfight on the Set of Ushers New Video
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Fuck Up Your Friends Verizon Phone, Because That’s What Friends are For
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Give Your Hand a Break, and Use This to Get Laid Instead
GO

The Paparazzi’s Have Ditched Shitney and Have a New Target
GO

Carla Bruni’s Nude Pics are On Auction
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Amy Winehouse is Going to Rehab Again. I am shocked. SHOCKED!
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Carla Bruni is Pretty Fuckin’ Naked in These Pics
GO

Jamie Lynn Spears in Her Pregnancy Varsity Teen Short Shorts
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Get Yourself a Paternity Test To Prove Your Wife is a Slut
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Here is a Slutty College Girl For You
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Paula Abdul’s Gloves are Out of Control
GO

Heidi Montag Does a Look a Like Contest….Too Bad Everyone Who Looks Like Her Has Already Killed Themselves…Let’s Hope She’s Next
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An Old Scarlett Johansson Nip Slip
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Gemma Atkinson’s Tits in Loaded Magazine
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Are You in a Bromance or is it just a Man Crush
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
GO

The Mega Nipple Slip Compilation
GO

The Funplex is the LoveShack When It Gets Old and Washed Up
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Who is Hotter Spanish Girls or Portuguese
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Carry a Concealed Weapon, Because You Are a Loser Who Needs to Defend Himself
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Here’s Some Cheerleaders Wrestling, to End Your Day Off Right
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Because We All Have a Rough Night Now and Again
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The Japanede Can’t Show Pussy in Cartoons, but Are Free to Seel Girls Underwear out of Machines. I Don’t Get It.
GO

Some Cindy Crawford Bikini Action
GO

Makin’ Mommy and Daddy Proud!
GO

Victoria Beckham Looks More Like The Terminator Everyday
GO

Ryan Phillipe is a Fucking Cry Baby
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Some Hot Bitch From Some Country I Don’t Know Of
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I Don’t Understand the Whole Diaper Fetish Thing
GO

Jana Jordan Needs Some Ventilation
GO

Here’s a Photoshopped Picture of Britney that Almost Makes Her Look Normal. Almost
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If Less Attractive Men Make for Happier Marriages, Then I Must Be Don Juan
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A Hommage to Quentin Tarantino
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Flame Thrower Jamboree!
GO

The Hogans Are All Going to Jail Forever
GO

Natalie Werberuna Has a Fine, Fine Ass
GO

From Photobucket

Some Asian Naked in the Shower
GO

Some Young Girl Shows Off her Chubby Tits
GO

Some Girl Gets Naked and Poses For Her Boyfriend and You…
GO

Some Twisted Genital Weirdness
GO

Photobucket Porn
GO

Some Girl Flashin’ Her Junk
GO

Big Fat Photobucket Tits
GO

FROM THE FORUM

G-Love and Special Sauce
GO

More Public Enemy
GO

Let’s Get This Guy To Post Nudes of His Ex!
GO

Girls with Guns
GO

A Little Bit of Evan Angel
GO

What Could You NOT Do With Her?
GO

Underwear!! Whats YOUR Choice?
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Learn How Pregnancy Happens First Hand, and Then Throw Up Afterwards
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Boston
GO

Shine a Light OST – Rolling Stones
GO

New B-52’s Album – Funplex
GO

Thelonious Monk – Monk’s Dream
GO

Nujabes – Still Talking to You
GO

Diplo – Florida
GO

FabricLive 24 – Diplo
GO

Nada Surf – Hi/Low
GO

Jesus is My Homeboy
GO

Zarhn Feels Herself
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

25

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

So I got this email from some mother who is doing some advice column with her daughter. It was a press release and it was boring, but it was coming directly from her and not a PR rep, this is what they wrote:

Mother, Daughter Team Up for Advice Column

Melissa and Katie Havard give two different perspectives in teen advice column.

so I decided to email her back….

Hey Melissa and Katie –

I’d love to know how I got on this email list and when you and your daughter intend on posing nude together for Playboy as I think you’re a real fox and when she turns 18, she may be one too. Let’s do lunch.

With Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

And She Wrote:

Well gee. Jesus Martinez. How classy of you.

First, my days of posing for Playboy are long gone. But “thanks anyway�. After 40, gravity and childbirth took its toll. And I’ve been happily married to my handsome pilot husband for 25 years. So, I don’t do lunch. My daughter is already 18, but is uber feminist and doesn’t like magazines that exploit women.

And I had asked some of my friends for good contacts to help promote the site—as I believe it has some positive media value and evidently, your name mistakenly got on the list. Cruel joke on me. Sorry for intrusion.

and I wrote:

What – you’re daughter is a lesbian? That adds a whole new dynamic to those nude pics you guys are going to do…I am thinking sex tape or maybe even something more hardcore than Playboy….like Hustler. I remember when they had those triplets in the 90s and they got HUGE!! Good luck with that and let me know when it drops. I will definitely support that!

And then I did my links:

Heidi Montag Makes a Shitty Attempt at Singing Again
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Here’s the Maxim Beach Watch with Celebrities in Bikinis
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Some Slut Named Jenny Milstead in a Blue Bathing Suit Video
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Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Update
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Make Some Steel Wool Fireworks, Because You Need Some Excitement in Your Life
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Here’s an Upskirt from one of the Whores from Big Brother 8
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Contrary to Your Own Belief, Sex is a Two Person Activity!!
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Science! Energy! Electrolites! Power!
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2 Girls – 1 Angry German Kid
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Check Out the Crutches on this Bitch – I think I Just Ruined the Joke
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Some Bitchslap in Super Slow Motion
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And all This Time, I Thought MY Mug Shots Were Bad
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Girls Will Show Their Tits to You, And It’s Even Easier Than You Think
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Alessandra Ambrosio = Boners
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Sex is Everything You Think If Will Be and More
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Porn, What Is It Good For? Absolutly Everything
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Woody Harrelson Is Losing His fucking Mind
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Can Someone Please Just Kill Spencer Pratt?
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Okay, What the Fuck Is Wrong with Lohan’s Face?
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Pam Anderson is Officially Back on the SEnior Citizens Dating Market
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Get Laid, And See What All You Friends Are Talking About
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Turn You Camera into a Taser!
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When Ninjas Attack
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Kate Moss is a Slutty Biker Chick
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Top 10 Sexiest Dance Moves
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Check Out These Mushroom Cans for Canned Mushrooms….
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Kim Cattrall Cameltoe
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This is the Sickest News Report I Have Ever Heard – Seriously – This Fucker Needs TO Be Killed
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Her Name is Cassie and She Does GQ
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Some Puerto Rican Ass Dancing Video
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Top 10 Celebrity Camel Toes
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Her Name is Bree Conden and This is the Monday Morning Pick Me Up only on Tuesday
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Princess Madeleine of Sweden’s Got Some Hot Fuckin Cleavage
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WWE DIVA Mickie James in Some Nude Pics From Before She was “FAMOUS”
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Demi Moore Uses Leeches to Keep Her Lookin’ Like a Fine Cougar
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Pretend to Break Your Neck, Then Ride Around in a Wheel Chair So People Feel Sorry For You
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The Scissor Sex Workout
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And Now, Some Hookers Fighting On The Street Corner!!!
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Next Time a Girl Pisses You Off, Do Like This Guy Did and Punch Her In the Pussy
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A Little Vida Guerra Never Does Anyone Wrong
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Professor Needs To Take a Chill Pill
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Kim Kardashian is Most Probably Knocked Up
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A Funny story About Some Bitches Who Robbed a Bank
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An Old stepTV That Made Me Think of Your Dad
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My Black Friend
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Say Hello To the Lovely Lucy
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Watch All The South Park You Want Online, Uncensored, You Donkey Raping Shit Eater
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Now THAT’s How You Stay Competitive in the Gasoline Business
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Just When I Thought Paris Hilton Couldn’t Get Any Dumber, I Am Proved Wrong
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Krystal Forscutt Is All Oiled Up
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Felicia Taylor in the Buff
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I Don’t Know Who Daria Werbowy is, But She is Naked on the Beach
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some NASTY Goth Lookin’ Chick and Her Vagina
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Black, Naked, Camera Phone and Mirror is All She Needs
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Asian Porn Pictures
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Some Big Black Ass
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Girl’s Vagina
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FROM THE FORUM

Post a Pic of Yourself, Especially If You Are Female and Nude
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Some Reasons to Actually Watch the News
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Why Hello There Alyssa
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A Little Bit of Everything
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A Little Riley Mason to Pass the Day
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More Amateur Fun
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Congratulations!!
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Britains Best Boobs, According to This Guy Anyways
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Some Chick Shakin Her Ass on the Web Cam
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am having horrible problems with the fucking site. I don’t really know what’s going on but it may be the end of me. I talk to my host they don’t know what’s going on. I talk to the designer/coder and he doesn’t know what’s going on. I don’t know what’s going on. I just know that I can’t host pictures anymore and that kinda makes what I do useless….the good news is that I can still buy alcohol and drink it

Here are my links….

UPDATE – Images Work Again – I am Back..

Some Hot Ass Action
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Heavy Metal In Baghdad. I Know, Sounds Like an Oxy Moron, Right?
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How to Drink Your Beer on the Street Like I Do
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You Can Actually Wear Britney’s Clothes Instead of Putting on Those Panties You Found on the Street and Pretending You Are..
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Natasha Mealey Has Got Some Big Fucking Cans
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Seeing A Girl Naked for The First Time Will Probably Make You Piss Your Pants
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Do Yourself a Favor and Don’t Die a Virgin
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Bobby Billiard In Her Black Bikini. Say That 5 Times Fast Instead of Masturbating 5 Times Fast So Your Mom Don’t Catch You
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Myspace Weirdos That I Had a Good Laugh At
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If Heidi Montag is a Feminist Hero, then I am Skinny, Good Looking and Sober
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Yamila Rahn Si Makes ME Wish I Could Get an Erection
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And Now, The Grossest Story Ever, Courtesy of Amy Winehouse
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The Bitch Who Wrote Harry Potter Wanted to Kill Herself, or Something
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Oprah’s Dog is Dead. I’m Pretty Sure Stedman Killed It to get It’s Inheritance
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All It’s Official Penelope Cruz Will Never Be Your Girlfriend
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Pam Anderson is Looking Really Fuckin Rough
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Keep Your Dad Out of Your Porn Collection, Build a Motion Alarm
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For Those of Us Who Need a Little Help in the Morning
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I Don’t Know Much, But If There’s One Thing I Know, It’s Porn
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If Heidi Montag is a Feminist Hero, then I am Skinny, Good Looking and Sober
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I know You Said You’re Saving Yourself For Marriage, But I Think We Both Know That’s Not Going to Happen
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Go Gramma Go!!!
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Some Chick Bench Presses Another Chick
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Jello Pussy!!! It’s a Family Treat!
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Kylie’s Less Fasmoun Sister Danni in a Bikini. May Be Old, but Fuck You
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And Now, a Little Easter Celebration
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Make a Fake Pussy, Because I Know You’ll Never Touch a Real One
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Khloe Kardashian Goes to Some Party and Pretends People Care
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Here’s a Miget Dressed Up as Hilary Clinton
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Medicine Ball to the Face
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More Guitar Hero Fun
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Some Sexy Met Art Chicks
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Kevin Federline is Still Alive?
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Claudia Schiffer Sells Stuff With Her Body and Make Me Happy in the Process
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It’s Raining (John) McCain!
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The Simpsons South Park Intro
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Steve Carell is Gay
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FROM THE FORUM

Beatles Solo Albums
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Anyone Ever Tried The Spiderman?
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Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3
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X-Tina in Candyman
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Some Vanessa Hudgens Action
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He Says She’s The Best Looking Women, But I Don’t Know About That
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Hello Ruby KNox!
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What’s Your Fave Body Type
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Pollyanna Feels herself Cuz She Is a Perv
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Sabrina is a Slut
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Hot Stuff For You
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Rodrigo y Gabriela
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Sevendust Thread
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Counting Crows Thread
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Kool and the Gang
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Beyonce – Dangerously in Love
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Janet Jackson – Velvet Rope
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Paul Oakenfold – Global Underground New York
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Bananarama – Greatest Hits
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Dells are for porn Video
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Stupid Pics of Robin Meade
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Stupid Pic of Back Dimples
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Stupid Pic of Flintstone’s Viagra
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Download the Oxford Dictionary and Learn You Some Words
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

24

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

In case you haven’t noticed, my site has been running like total fucking shit. I posted on Friday morning and nothing went live on the site all day, I blame Christianity for trying to bring me down on Good Friday, either way and the Catholic church for stealing my innocence as my priest made me jerk off to him. Shit’s supposed to be fixed now and I can finally post my links – so Here they are…click em.

Kat Von D is a Slut and Here She is Whoring it Up with Nikki Sixx
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Drillbit Taylor Rap Battle, Because You Think You’re Black
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Foot Fetish Fun
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Become a Heavy Metal Vocalist
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Winona Ryder is Shoplifting Again
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You Can’t Touch This
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Because You Are Going to Loose Your Hair, If You Haven’t Already
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Bedtime Pranking
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Find a Girlfriend, Because Your Mom is Going to Die One Day
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Rally Car Hits a Dear. Ouch
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Supermodel Daria Werbowy Nude on the Beach Photoshoot
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Playboy Celebrates Spring Break
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Top 10 Dominatrix Videos of all Time
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Paris Hilton’s Busy Schedule
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How The Fuck Is Nicole Kidman Pregnant?
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More Porn Than You Can Shake Your Stick At
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All These Girls Are Too Good For You. Actually, All Girls Are Too Good For You
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Liz Taylor is a Corpse and she’s lookin’ hot
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David Beckham Let Anderson Cooper Win
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I Wish Snoop Dogg Would Be My Friend
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How To: Pick Up Girls, Because YOu Need All The Help You Can Get
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Have some Sex, and See What All The Fuss is About
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Kate Beckinsale Would Rather Eat Vagina than Sushi. So Would I
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Butter Face Bikini
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Girl Face Plants From Truck
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This Chick Has Two Vaginas
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Sienna Miller’s Ass is Falling Out of Her Bikini
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Some Big Fucking Tits Right Here
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Make a Blood Covered Pumping Heart
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Cheryl Tweedy is a Hot Slut
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Winehouse Used to Look Normal
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Bikini Picnic!
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De-Motivational Posters
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The Best Episode of South Park Ever
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Genna Atkinson Will MAke You Shoot Your Load
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Celebrity Boob Showdown!
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Seemed Like a Good Idea
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The Birds and The Bees
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Jennifer Lopez and Devil Spawn
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Black Tits
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Some Girl Takes Pics of her Ass
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Some Black Pussy
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Some Black Nipple Lickin
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FROM THE FORUM

Naughty at Home
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That’s What I call a Vacum
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More Videos to Wank To. You’re Welcome
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Gettin Off on the Couch
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Counting Crows
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Question of the Day
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Pre-Release Madonna – Hard Candy
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Klaxons – Myths of the Near Future
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Public Enemy – Fear of a Black Planet
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The Cult – Electric
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RUSH – Gold
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TLC – CrazySexyCool
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I Didn’t See That Coming!
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Hot Slut Karlie
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Kiss Kiss
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MAD Magazine #1-10
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Playboy – April 2008
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Creating Beautiful Web Pages for Dummies
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Funny Oktoberfest Pictures
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Funny Free Cat Picture
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A guy goes to pick up his date
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

21

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I just got a very threatening lawyer’s letter that basically stated that Kristin Davis is experiencing extreme emotional trauma that these nude pictures that aren’t of her are circulating the internet and that I am defaming her character and using her to increase the traffic to my site, despite the fact that the lady who sells beer and cigarettes down the street from me being more famous and more interesting the Kristin Davis…..

I am not allowed to post the lawyers letter here, because I assume Kristen Davis doesn’t want the media to know how much of a baby she is because she let some dude take pictures of him inside her in 1992 and I think she should just appreciate the attention she’s getting because t may lead to better roles…Either way, this was my response.

Dear Big Bad Lawyer Man,

In response to your lawyers letter – I do not claim that the pictures are in fact of Kristin Davis, others websites have said that it is her, not me. I don’t even know who Kristin Davis is, because unlike you and every lonely 30 something single woman lookin’ for hope, I don’t watch Sex in the City re-runs while eating popcorn alone on a friday night, I try to get out and get girls to have Sex in the City on my face.

I do not have any advertisers and I do make money with the site or use these pictures to increase traffic to my website, because let’s face it Kristin Davis isn’t that much of a traffic draw, because being a second rate character on a shitty TV show doesn’t make anyone relevant in my books. I guess she thinks she is more important than the rest of us do and that is why she is taking this kind of action….It must be nice to have more money than you know what to do with, so that you can run after and try to stomp out the little guy because you let some dude take pictures of your pussy.

I honestly think that it is hardly my fault that her sexual practices are of this exhibitionist nature and would suggest she seeks some kind of therapy for her deviance and depravity. In my mind, these pictures are strictly a news item of a public figure, and I use that term loosely, unfortunately not as loose as her nasty vagina looks. I offer satirical commentary and use my right of freedom of speech to express that commentary, I thought that was the American way and I am just a poor Mexican trying to fit into this mean scary world that Kristin Davis is learning to come to terms with too. We have so much in common.

However if removing these pictures is what you are going for, I will have no issue taking them down because in all honesty – they aren’t very attractive and I completely understand why this would cause emotional distress anyone exposed to these images as well as to the person starring in these pictures. Seriously. I know a good plastic surgeon who does reconstructive work on vaginas and I could put her in touch because that thing is meaty and black and that’s something someone’s got to look at, idealy not me because I tried and I think it turned me gay.

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here is the Lohan Sex Tape Scandal Update:


Here’s the Lohan Sex Tape Video from the Screen Cap I Posted Earlier
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But People are Saying it’s Not Her….
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Here are my links…

Kate Moss is Rejoicing that Jim Morrison is Dead and Was Caught Dancing on His Grave
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All The Glory that are Daisy Dukes
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Learn to Dance, So Maybe Black People Will Like You
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Sarah Jessica Parker is the Unsexiest
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And Now, a Little Dancing with the Stars Nipple Action
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MOre Girls You Never Get to Talk to Ever
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Brazilian Babe Wrestling Video
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How NOT to Rob a Bank
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Avoid Carpel Tunnel Syndrome by Getting Laid Tonight
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Toilet Bowl Love
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Free Beer With Every Wedding. If Thats Not Reason Enough to Get Married, I Dunno What Is
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Getting Laid in REAL Life is Even Better then in the Movies
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Kourtney Kardashian = Boners
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Madonna Goes to the Gym to Work OUt Her Boney Ass
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Steve-O’s Mom Used to Put Booze in His Baby Bottle and Lied About Having Cancer
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Vanessa Hudgens is Hott and I Hope More Nudes Surface Soon
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Stone Cold Steve Austin is Still Alive??
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Sex is Even More Fun When There’s a Women Involvedm and Thats a Fact
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Carnie Wilson Talks About Being a Fat Whore
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Check Out the Hottest Spring Break Bikini Pictures…
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Here’s a Hip Hop Mix By a Reader for You To Listen To
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Oprah Gained 100 Pounds and I Still Fuck Her
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Some Hot Myspace pics of Some Slut Named Daniela Pane
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Here are the 20 Worst Celebrity Tattoos
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Her Name is Sarah Shahi and She’s Fucking Hot
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Top 10 Topless Prostitutes in Movies
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Some Paparazzi Sues X17 – Nice
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An Amazing Bathroom Stink Bomb Prank
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Pete Wentz is a Cross Dresser and Molests Children Through Song…
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Get the Green Lights Everytime You Drive
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This is What Happens When You Wear a Skrit
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Girlfriend Feels Like a Whore, and She Should
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I Can’t Spell This Chicks Name, But She’s Wearing a Bikini
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More Porn than You’ll Know What to Do with. That’s Alot
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And Now, an Armless DJ
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Kristen Cavalarri vs Lauren Conrad – Let the Games Begin
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Ashley Simpsons Trout Mouth
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Remote Control Women, Now Were Talking
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Jewno – The Alternate Version
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Let’s Ghost Ride a TANK!!
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I Don’t Know Where Jewel Have Been but She’s Lookin Hot
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Fun with Lego, Because You Live at Home and Still Play with Toys
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The Whores Next Door Are Eating Ice Cream
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Petra Nemcova is Wearing Lingerie
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You Stay Classy Baby
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET

Some Asian Lookin’ Tits
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FROM THE FORUM

Paradise Lost
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Waste Your Day with These Cartoon Flash Games
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One of the Whores From Rock of Love 2
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Paris Hilton’s Ass
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The Garage Door Mishap
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Twin Sisters Angel and Ashley Long
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Tania is a Lovely Teen
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The Teenagers – Reality Check
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Fat Joe – Elephant in the Room
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Christina Aguilera – Back to Basics
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Method Man – 4:21 Day After
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Van Morrison – TB Sheets
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Cheech and Chong – Sleeping Beauty
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Random amateurs
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Jared might be gay
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We love Oreos
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Monkey that sucks dicks
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Blogging for Dummies…a Book I Should Have Written because I am Dumb…
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The Sexual Key
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

20

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

My email got hacked or some shit, so I couldn’t get these links up fast enough. It’s 5 am and I forgot to sleep because I started drinking coconut flavored drinks and felt like I was on some sort of resort but unfortunately the only bikini clad pussy next to me was my obese wife in a nightgown….That didn’t stop me from playing volleyball with her big tits and now she is mad at me. I should sleep but before I do…Here are m links


Amy Winehouse Nipples Taped Hotness
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Watch this Stupid Fucking Video About Milk
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Pete Wentz Tried To Kill Himself, But Failed Because He Isn’t Good at Anything
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When Booty Shaking Goes Wrong
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The Wonderful World of Wendy The Slut…
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Make Your Own Video Projector and Watch Your Dad’s Porn Lifesize!
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Do Porn the Modern Way. Those Tapes from the 80’s Are Wearing Out
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Donald Trump Like to Use and Exploit Young Girls, So Long as They Aren’t His Daughter
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More Kristen Davis Meat Curtains, In Case You’re Planning on Redecorating
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Girls Don’t Talk to You In Real Life, So Talk to These Pictures and Pratice Your Conversation Skills
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Who’s Ass is the Hottest?? You Decide!
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Christ, The Comedian!
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Heather Mills is a Greedy Fucking Bitch
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Ashton Kutcher is Better than You
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Amy Winehouse Naked Isn’t as Scary as I thought It Would Be
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Some Chicks that May Give You The Time of Day. Maybe
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Charlize Theron Wants to Get Knocked Up, and I want to Help Her Achieve her Goal
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Two Dried Up, Old Vaginas that Are Past Their Prime
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Stop Lying to Your Friends About Being a Virgin
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Blow Up a Microwave, and Make Your Friend Hate You as Much as I Do
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Jessica Alba is Unhappy, Probably Because She is Fat and Pregnant, and Her Career is Over
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Convert All Your YouTube Videos to DVD
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More Reasons I need a Secretary
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So THAT’S Why They Said not to Press the Red Button
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When Voyeur Film Goes Wrong
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Best Version of the Termintor to Date Right Here
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Sophie Howard Makes Me Wanna Move Accross the Pond
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Spiderman Does a Face Plant
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Audrina Patridge is Naked, and You Should Take a Look
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What a Pain in the Anus!
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These Babes are Surfing and I want to Bang them All
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Brides that Look Like Hell. More Reasons to Never Get Married
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Try and Have Sex Today, It Will be Worth the Work You Put In
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Formula 1 Race in the Snow
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I Wanna Slap Rhianna’s Ass Like You slap Your Wang Every Morning
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Lohan is Possibly a Dyke, or Possibly Just Doing it for Publicity.
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Fun on the Trampoline
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The Worst Toy Ever Made
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All the Dancing with the Stars People are Fucking Each Other. How Do I Get on that Show?
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Piracy is a Fun Kind of Crime
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Lauren Conrad Has Ticks
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Some Chick Named Mylene Jampanoi Naked
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Paulie Shore Blaming Black Comedians for his Lack of Work
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FROM THE FORUM!

Underground Kingz
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Show Me Your Desktop, and I’ll Show you Mine
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Some Morning Show Link that Made Me Laugh My Ass Off
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Stripper in Training
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The Things People Do for Jesus (Martinez)
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some College Party Slut Lookin’ Girl Naked Self Shot
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Some Big Black Tits
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Some Weird Couple to Close Up Oral
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A Compilation of Internet Whores
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Some Amateur Vagina
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Naked in Water
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Emo Goth Chick Showing Some Tit
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Some More Party Girls Modeling Their Bikinis…SLUTS…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

19

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was at the coffee shop today and I saw this dude who was in his late 50s, the chick in her 20s sitting together and I assumed they were father and daughter out having a coffee together. They asked me if I had any weed, which happens to me all the time because I look fat, lazy and homeless and they assume that I knew the street well enough to hook them up. When I told them I thought it was weird they’d be lookin’ for weed together, in some kind of father/daughter smoking weed together is awkward way, they turned around and told me they needed it because dude threw his back out 2 years earlier and it’s the only way he can really fuck her proper.

I figure some things are better left unsaid to some dude you meet in a coffee shop, but instead asked them if I could watch them go at it, they said no so here are my links.


Drag Queen Hooker is X-Tina’s Signature Style
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Shepard Fairey Interview that Was Kind of Cool
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Some Jessica Alba Goodness from Before She Was Knocked Up
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Steal a Bike Instead of Driving a Car. That’s What I do
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Britney Spears is Going to Be as Poor as I am Soon
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Some German Top Models Nudes Were Leaked, But that Doesn’t Surprise Me Because Germans Like Dirty Sex
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Give You Wrist a Break and Find a Real Girl to Fuck
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My Kind of Women. Except for the Fact that They Wouldn’t Give Me the Time of Day.
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Japenese Cheerleaders Give Me a Reason to Celebrate
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SHAKE THAT BOOTY!!!
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Ana Barros is in Her Bikini
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Women That Are Seen and Not Heard. Exactly How I like Them to Be
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Lohan Really Knows How to Keep Good Company
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Mariah Carey: People Think I am a Ditz
Us: uhh..No Shit!!
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Sex is Awesome, and This is Proof
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Here’s Some Porn You Won’t Have to Worry About Your Mom Finding
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Amy Winehouse is Diseased and I Want to Bang Her Cuz She Probably Smells Better than My Wife
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Gweneyth Paltrow is Fucking Boring
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Janet Jackson is Fucking Weird
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Get Rid of a Hickey, In Case a Girl Ever Touches You and You Don’t Want Your Mom To see
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Her Name is Liza Li and These are her German Playboy Pics…Worth Checking
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Kate Moss Nipples Posing as Wildflowers Photoshoot Hotness
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Wax On or Whacks Off Video
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Reader Remakes Addicted to Love Video – I Have No Fucking Idea Why….
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The Girl Who Killed Steve Irwin Has a Clothing Line
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Some Uncensored MTV Dirty Times With Cussin and Nudity
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Here’s a Hot Argentina Model You Want to FUck
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The Best Ad Starring a Bikini Model and Her Box
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Some Dude’s Funny Sex Offender Notification That You Dream About Getting
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Here’s Some Cisco Adler Talking About Gossip Shit Because He’s a Star
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Candice Michelle and Her Friend Showing Their Tits
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Some College Panty Party Pictures
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The 10 Greatest Huge Boob Exercises Videos
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Sophie Monk in a Mini Skirt Cuz I Love Her
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Heather Mills in Immature and I Want to Slap Her in the Face
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Fucking with Telemarketers is Fun
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My Kind of Window Washer
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Check Out This Nut Kicking Bitch
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Okay Some Japanese Gameshows are Even too Weird for Me
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Sarah Gibsom is Topless. Thats All I Have to Say About That
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You Stay Classes Baby!
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Katie Holmes is Lookin Haggard
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I Think I Need To Star in The Bachelor, Cause These Bitches Sound Like My Kind of Women
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Laundry Work Out For Your Body. And Hers Too
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I Guess You Will Have to Do
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What If Every Video on the Internet Got Deleted?
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Bikini Guitar Hero. That’s What I’m Talking About
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I’d Fuck Aunt Rebecca from Full House. But She’s No Stamos…
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Morgan Kennedy Looks Tight
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Some Hott Blonde that All Thr Brits are Diggin’
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Random Hot Girls That Want to Be Seen by You in Maxim. Seriously
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Rianne Hogan is Topless and Posing for GQ
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Apparently the Chavs in London Don’t Like Little Wayne
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These Animals Have Drinking Problems and Fuck, I can Relate to That
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100 Best Natural Breasts
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Here’s a DJ MIX By One of You That’s Worth Listening To
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FROM THE FORUM

The Journey Thread
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Teminator 3, Because I guess Terminators 1 and 2 Weren’t Enough for Some People
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Some Good Alyssa Milano Shots
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Some Liz Vicious Goodness
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Some Latina Ass
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Young ‘uns
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Tokyo Police Club – A Lesson In Crime
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Journey – The Essential Journey
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Def Leppard – Hysteria
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Robert Plant – Fate of Nations
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The Vines – Best of
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Peter Gabriel – SO
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Foldable Machine Gun
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Solitaire Suite 2008
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A man walks into a bar…
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Mommy Asks for a New Dress
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2008

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Some Girl wrote this in the comments:

all of u are gross…and whoever writes this website…u are such a disgusting asshole. your just mad cuz shes hotter then ur fat nasty wife apparently…and so wat if she has money. if u dont like it go and get a job and stop bitching. i hope ur wife knows wat a piece of shit u r.

And I decided to respond to her, this is what I wrote:

Stephanie, your cutting words gave me a boner, Do you want me to send you a picture or would you rather I mail you a sperm sample that you can use to knock yourself up. Even lesbians need babies too and I am here to help momma.

Love

Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links:


Heather’s Mills Can Use Her Divorce Money to Buy a Fancy New Wooden Leg
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Australian Stunner Siobhan Parekh
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Mariana de Melo is Too Fucking Hot for You, Virgin
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Screen Shot from Kristen Davis’ Sex Tape
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A Collection of Girls Doing Stuff for the Camera, Because You Don’t Get to See Girls in Real Life
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Make a Shaving Cream Bomb and Cause Some Shit
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Angelina Jolie Takes Her Pregnant Tits for a Walk
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In the 1970s Even the Libraries in NYC Were Sleazy – Thanks Giuliani for Taking It All Away From Us
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Rod Stewart is a Dried Up Homo, Which Explains Why is Wife is hott for an Old Bitch
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Foot Fetish Me – I’m Irish – New Shot by Kern Interview With a Fetish Model
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These Are The Kind of Parties That Don’t let Losers Like You In
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More Broads You Will Never Have the Pleasure of Touching in Person
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The Way a REAL Mechanic Should Be
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The 50 Worst Movies of All Time
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Toccara Jones is Some Next Top Model and She’s Posing With Her Cleavage…
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Sam Cooke is A Very Dirty Dancer Video
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Isabeli Fontana is the Kind of Girl You Think About While You’re Mom Makes You Lunch
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Daryl Strawberry’s Son is a DJ and This is His Slutty Girlfriend
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The Madonna and Justin Timberlake Song for the Homos…
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Britney Spears is Hanging Out with Mel Gibson the Jew Hater
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Drew Barrymore Was a Lot More Fun When She was on Drugs and Flashed Her Tits All The Time
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Tom Cruise is Wrapping Up a Deal to Sign Will Smith for a Lifelong Contract to the Other Team
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Brad Pit and Angelina Jolie are Better than You
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Lohan Will Pretty Much Hang Out with Anyone, Except Me
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Somebody is Going to Get Fired for This Shit Right Here
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Porn Shoot Argument, Because Art Needs to Be Perfect
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Kelly Brooke is Naked on the Beach
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Some Amateur Awesome Boobies Up in Here
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Jamie-Lynn Puts it in the Hole Like Her Baby Daddy Did to Her
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Ashton Kutcher is a Robot, But He Fucks Demi Moore Every Night, So More Power To Him
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Raven Riley Wants to Celebrate St Patricks Day With You
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Use this to Find Girls to Fuck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Learn to Moonwalk So you Can Entice Young Boys to Your House
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I Will Never Look At Jumping Jacks The Same Way Againd
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Halle Berry Popped, Bring on the Nursing Tits!
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Lohan Spends Way too Much Money of Making Herself Look Dirty
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These Guys Made One of the Raddest Machines Ever
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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Harold and Kumar 2 Trailer
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Steve-O Trys for More Attention Since he is Barely Famous Anymore
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Leila Arcieri is Underworked, but in Her Underwear
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FROM THE FORUM

Some Irish Bands in Honor or Leprechans, Clovers and Beer
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Ghostbusters, The Video Game. Because Bustin’ Makes Me Feel Good!
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Some Crazy Previously Unseen Pics from Nick Hogans Car Crash
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Bust a Nut Without Busting a Nut
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What’s Your Limit in Terms of Sex Partners?
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2008

17

Mar

Morning stepLINKS of the Day

I have a serious habit of forgetting to do the links on Friday after drinking too much by Friday afternoon that I’m either passed the fuck out or hunting a good fucking time. Unfortunately I never find that good time and the weekend is always a fuckin’ blur because I just can’t seem to know when to stop. I guess that doesn’t matter, but I figured since I put together Half my Links I might as well post them to start the day off and here they are.

The Unveiling of the Pussy Cat Doll Lingerie Line…With Girls in Lingerie
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Behind the Scenes at a Sandee Westgate Photoshoot
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The Hogans are Assholes and Use Crippled dudes to Get Ahead while You Just Use them to get Head….
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Penny Lancaster is Topless on the Beach for Rod Stewart
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Lucy Pinder Gets a Massage Video
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Lindsay Lohan to Release Her Own Line of Leggings
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Kate Walsh Cleavage Action
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How To Wax a Bikini Line Without the Mess
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Some Club Sluts in Lingerie To Start Your Day
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Paris Hilton Claims that She is in True Love With Charlotte’s Sister
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These Girls Will FInger Their Asses For You…All You Gotta Do is Ask
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The Top 5 Most Terrifying Gnome Videos
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How Good Are You At Observing – Test
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Some Compilation Video of Weird People on the Web
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Spitzer’s Whore Shoots a Music Video
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Nicole Kidman’s Bodyguard Beats a Paparazzi Up
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Some Kid Kills a Bat Video
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Nicole Richie’s Haggard Face has Some Tits
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Some Crazy Bikini Models Fight After a Photoshoot
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George Clooney’s Cocktail Waitress Reaps The Benefits of Dating George Clooney and Now She’s Modeling GO

Half Naked Chicks Showing Off Their Shitty Tattoos
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Heather Locklear is Alive With Hard Nipples
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A Set of Hot Twins Rockin’ a Hot Sailer Outfit
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Some Woman Takes a 2 Year Dump and Grows Attached to the Toilet
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The Naked News Girls at a Press Conference Naked
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Jonah Hill Fags Out With a Dude on SNL. What People Do To Make Other People Laugh Can Be Pretty Gay
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some Pro Lookin’ Masturbation Shots
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Same Chick Goes Lesbian
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Same Chick Just Posin…
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Some Girl’s Vagina Up Close
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FROM THE FORUM

Anaise Feels Herself
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Latinas
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Young and Busty chicks
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Pre-Release — The Black Keys
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Shallow Grave OST
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Billy Joel – An Innocent Man
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The Clash – Black Market Clash
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Electric Light Orchestra – Definitive Collection
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Slightly Stoopid – Closer to the Sun
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Tiny Amy
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Japan makes Wierd shit
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Oh Look! Cupcakes
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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2008

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I was out tonight and the problem with being a drunk and an asshole is that I never know who I offended the last time I was out drunk. That’s why I always try to go out to different bars, but there are only so many places that let people like me in, so I always end up in the same spot. Anyway, I was out and had to take a piss and this asian dude walks up to me and gives me a dirty look. I knew that I knew him from somewhere but couldn’t place it. I get back out to the bar and he comes up to me with 3 shots – I take one because I don’t like turning down booze ever and dude rips it out of my hand and says that I took the wrong one. I immediately realized that I probably made an asian racist joke a previous time to someone he knows or to him and now dude is trying to kill me. I took the shot anyway, but I may die tonight and if I do – at least you get these links to click as my legacy….

Paris Hilton in Lame Shorts With Her Boyfriend
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Get Girls on Webcam and Feel Like a Star
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Hot Party Sluts in Lingerie
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GLORY HOLES AND ONE PUMP HUMPS
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Sluts With Tattoos
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Mandy Moore Photoshoot For Her Gay Mother
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The Many Faces of Tracey Ullman
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Nickey Hilton is Skinny as Fuck
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This is the Hollywood Diet
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Kate Moss has Female Stalkers
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Nicky Hilton Denies Being an Anorexic
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Kate Bosworth Shows Off Her Back in a Sheer Top
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is The Spitzer Whore Worth Her Price
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Some Ugly Jewish Girl Trying to Be Sexy Dancing Video
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Steve-O Tried to Kill Himself
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Get Yourself a Celebrity to Fuck
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Cherokee D’Ass Showing Off Her Ass in Video
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Some Up and Coming Bollywood Star Naked
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Some Spring Break Girls Showing Tits
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Emma Watson Flashes Her Panties
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Petra Nemcova Lingerie Pics
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Some Chick From Tennessee Showing Some Tit
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Some Brazilian Soccer Playing Chick Posing Naked and Hot
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Some Girls WIth Body Painted Soccer Jersey’s On
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A Fake American Apparel Ad With Insertion
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Some Behind the Scene Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Video
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Dominique Swain Nipple Slip
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Slutty Dolphin Getting Busy
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Hot Chick With 4 Tits
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The Top Ten Topless Sci Fi Scenes for the Virgins Out There
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Some Chick Stripping and Putting Whipped Cream on her Cooter
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Topless Table Tennis
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A Tampon Ad With Some Beaver
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Jennifer Ellison Topless in Nuts Magazine
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Kat Von D’s Ex Speaks Out on Her
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From Photobucket:

Some Nasty Orange Pubic Haired Vagina d
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Some Fat Chick Shows Her Pussy
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From the Forum:

Cat Power – Live
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Lenny Kravitz – LENNY
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Ryan Adams – Heartbreaker
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Gala feels Herself
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Paylene Richards
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A Prayer for the Sressed
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Windows Vista for Dummies
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Windows XP hacks and Mods
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Smokey Says 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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2008

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I got this email:

Dear Jesus Martinez,

You’re a dick.

Lots of love,

Your mom

This is what I wrote back:

Mom?!

Is that really you? Daddy told me you went on vacation and but you never came home? Part of the reason I started this site was in hopes that one day it would reach you. Not having you in my life all these years really created a void that I filled with self destructive behavior. I am so glad you wrote me…now we can start the recovery process.

So, where have you been all my life. Let’s meet up so you can give me all those outstanding birthday and christmas gifts. I will accept a lump sum payment if it’s easier.

Send Nudes, since I feel like I don’t know you, I think it’s ok to get off to you, even if we’re related.

Love

Your son, Jesus Martinez
DrunkenStepfather.com

Here are my links:

Leelee Sobieski Has a Weird Fucking Fetish
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Become a Sexplorer:
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Some Dude Jumps Out of a Plane With No Parachute Insanity
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Here Are Sexiest Idols
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Her Name is Alba Parietti and this is her Nipple
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Britney Spears is a Cartoon in her New Video Which Makes Her Easier to Jerk Off To
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This Site Has A Lot of Sluts Posing in Lingerie
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Fuck With These Whores….
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Fake Tits at the Club
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An American Idol is Shopping Around Her Nude Pics Unfortunately
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Some Dude Gives Himself Liposuction
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Lohan Training Her Sister to be a Slut
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News Anchor Vs. Reporter Video
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Her Name is Catalina White…She’s a Roller Girl…This is Her Photoshoot
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This is Mischa Barton’s New Boyfriend
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Madonna Admits to Doing E
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Juliette Lewis is Dressed Like a Clown….I Guess She’s Been Hanging With Panettiere
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Mia Rocks Shows Off her Crazy TIts
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The New York Governor’s Alleged Whores
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Jenna Jameson for PETA Video
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Her Name is Mindy Vega and this is Her Showing Off her Body
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Funny Video of a Girl Waxing Off Her Cooch
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Pregnant Slut About to Explode of the Day
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2 Girls One Cup Meet Something Way More Vile….
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A Film Crew Gets Arrested for Trying to Kill Kate Hudson for Trying To Kill Owen Wilson by Breaking His Heart….
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Some Pictures of Some Dude’s Bachelor Party
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Jessica Simpson Live From Kuwait on the Today Show
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Morgan Fairchild’s Old Cleavage
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Miss Phillipines Girl Stumbles While Answering a Question
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100 Pictures of Hot Chicks Washing Cars
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Watch This Clip of Jamaican Dudes Talking About How They Hustle White Tourists
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Some Red Pepper Kinkiness
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Some Hot Chick Farting Video
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Who is the Pornstar in these Ads….I guess Both Are…
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Dave Navarro is Pushing Seasons Like an Asshole
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Weird Alien Rape Video
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I Beat Anorexia
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How To Get Tested for STDs
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How To Prevent STDs
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Letterman Asks Paula Abdul If She’s Drunk
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Tila Tequila’s 3 step sisters Try to Share the Spotlight by Being Sluts in this Video
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Janet Jackson Has Been Hospitalized
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Some Britney Skye Porn Star Pictures
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Tits at a Fast Food Restaurant
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Hilary Clinton Farts
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Jessica Simpson Rockin’ Out in Iraq
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Hot Chick Exercising
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Jenna Jameson Poses With Jenna Jameson
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Orange Coast College Cheerleaders are Sluts and I Like Them
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Slaw Wrestling Pictures and Videos Make me Hungry
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How to Tell If She is a Hooker or a Cop Video
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Some Crazy Retard Sex – NSFW – But Funny as Fuck…
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FROM PHOTOBUCKET:

Some of the More Hardcore Shit Found on Photobucket – Some Lesbianism, Some Flexible Mastubration, Some Sex…
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Some Fat Blowjob and Sex
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FROM THE FORUM

Pre-Release Portishead – Third
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Frou Frou – Details
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Lenny Kravitz – Time for a Revolution
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Zero 7 – Simple Things
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Hard-Fi – I Shall Overcome
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Soundgarden – A-Sides (Best of)
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Sparklehorse – Wonderfull Life
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Ghetto Fights DVD
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The Clientele – Strange Geometry
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The Blow – Paper TV
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Fight Club EBOOK
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Myspace is EVIL!
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Shay Laren
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Use this to Find Girls to FUck – Because Girls Make Sex More Fun
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Find The Best Porn on the Internet According to Me
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