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2009

21

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The economic crisis has finally hit close to home, sure I am broker than shit and was happy to hear about the fall of the rich and powerful because I figured finally I’d have common ground with people who aren’t homeless, but it’s finally affected the site. Today I got notice that the one person advertising on the site is pulling their shit off because of “budget cuts”. I am trying to convince them not to go, because I pretty much need them to survive so if they do in fact leave, I will flame the fuck out of them as much as I can before the servers behind the site get turned off because they aren’t getting paid. I won’t give up easy, but I will give up.

If you or anyone you know do advertising sales or advertise online, it would be a good time to hit me up, because shit’s getting pretty fucking desperate. I may have to eat my wife’s flesh to survive, at least it will last about 10 years, she’s packing lots of meat.

The other news on the site is that I sold my soul to the paparazzi because I was tired of being threatened with law suits, knowing I didn’t have the right to host pics, so you’ll see an ad appear on the images, it’s a small price to pay for me to keep the site up, and I don’t think it’ll suck too hard for you, but if it does, let me know and I’ll go back to putting my ass on the line for your enjoyment you fucking asshole.

In the meantime, I will still be here as long as I can and here are my stepLINKS.

Help make me Survive Another Day while making yourself cum all over your belly….With Sluts Who Know Their Place in Life
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The Only Thing Brooke Hogan Has Going For Her is Those Fake Tits
And Even Those Don’t Help That Much
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Dolce and Gabbana Want Us to Think Scarlette Johansson is Marilyn Monroe
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Kate Hudson Sure Knows Her Best Angles
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The Hot Office Live Bikini Cam!!
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Shock Talk Horror Directors Do Comedy?
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Daft Punk Versus Adam Freeland Obama Tribute Video
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Bree Olsen is My Best Favorite Friend Who Gets Naked…And Makes herself Cum….
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Stay at Home Dad Workout
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Looks Like Lohan’s Been Sniffing Some Kind of Drug….Told Ya So…Bitch is So Unstable She Contacts Me When She’s Fucked Up…Apologies in Advance for the Source.
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The Scariest Show on the Internet
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Some People Just Shouldn’t Be Hugged
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Striptease of the Day
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The Devil Wears….
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Sophie Howard Sex Confessions
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Reese Whitherspoon is Really Letting Middle Age Get the Best of Her
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An Autobiography of Britney Spears is Not an Autobiography I Want to Read or Even One She Wrote Because She is Retarded.
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Lily Allen is Another Ridiculous Outfit Which Is Probably a Cry
For Help Cause She Aborted the Only Child She May Ever Have
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Jennifer Lopez Needs Cut Out This Diva Shit Once and For All
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Jaime Pressly Gallery
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Fun With Latex Body Paint
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Make Momma Proud Darling!!
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Construction Site Amusement Park
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Milli Jay is Wet and Wild
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A River Bank Beauty
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Mr. Motivator is Just Way Too Much
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Who’s Hungry?
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Who Knew Frisbees Would Be Fatal?
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Paris Hilton Hates Her New BFF. I Am SHOCKED
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Penis Painter Makes Art I Can Understand
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Amy Winehouse is Actually Not So Bad When Shes NOt Being a Disgusting Crack Head
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Sweaty Tennis Crotch
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Imogen Bailey is in Her Panties
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Yurizan at the Beach
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Throwback
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Porn Industry Hotness
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Hack Your Snack Machine at Work
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Layla Louise Will Pick You Up
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The Cheif Justice Doesn’t Even Know the Constitution
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Brody Jenner Likes Pornstars
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Jealousy Makes People Eat People….
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Paris Hilton May Have ANother Sex Tape…Great.
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Hot Webcam Dance…
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Some Random Porn and Dirtiness that Helped Make Photobucket a Huge Company
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Some Asian AMateur Lookin’ Porn….
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Sluts in Bikinis Getting Very Close To Each Other
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BONUS: Mariah Carey’s Best Tit Shots (PICS)

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Here’s Some Fake KKK Kids Reviewing the Inauguration…

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2009

20

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I just dropped my last cigar in a shit filled toilet and I really was in the mood to smoke it and that pretty much sucks. I tried fishing it out with a toothbrush and realized that even I am not that desperate.

What doesn’t suck are my links….

Some Sluts Chasing the Fame Flame….
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When My StepDaughter Dropped Out of College, She Robbed Me of
Man Handling Her College Friends
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Sandee Westgate Talks Pineapple Express
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Tyra Banks is Looking More Beat Than Your Virgin Penis
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Score With Chicks, Without the Aid of Date Rape Drugs: A Step by Step Guide
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Cock Blocking is the Worst Shit You Can Do to a Friend
But When You Get Laid As Little As You Do, Rules Go Out the Window
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Marry Me Samantha!!
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The Top Ten Trends of the 90’s That Better Stay in the 90’s, Or I Will Shoot Someone
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Sure, We All Know Freddie Mercury Was Gay, But Did You Know He Was Also Japanese?
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Is My Gay Sex Loving Son Gay?
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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Striptease of the Day
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God Damn, All Hell is Breaking Loose At the Screenings of Notorious
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Kerry Katona is Both Topless and Showing Off Her Camel Toe
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Julia Roberts Will SHUT YOU DOWN!
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Marisa Miller is All I Have Ever Wanted
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I’d Like to Put My Milk All Over Christie Brinkley’s Mouth
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Halle Berry is Still Got It
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Penny Cruz Gallery
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French Striptease Classes FTW!
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Girl Your Holding Captive May Just Escape Soon
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Stripper Pole Accidents Make Me Smile
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Don’t Let the Door Hit Your Ass on the Way Out, Bush
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Taya Parker Takes It All Off
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The Breast Game Show EVER
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Man, Those South Koreans Really Know Good Cookins
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Gotta Love the Self Shots
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Because If You Don’t Have a Girlfriend By Now, There’s Just No Hope
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Now Here’s a Fat Bitch Who Really Reps Her Country
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Michella Cruz Should Really Wrap Those Legs Around My Fat Mid-Section
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Pussy Play in Public
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A Taco Bell Wedding
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Paris Hilton Gets More Delusional By the Day
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Get Sex Today, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Camila Alves is Hot Enough That The Fact She Ruined Her Vagina With a Baby is Forgiveable
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Jennifer and Stephanie Are in the Panties
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Build Yourself a Miniture Airplane
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Wanna Barf?’ Here’s What Madonna Looks Like Un-Photoshopped
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Martha Stewart Broke Up a Lesbian Orgy in Prison
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Joaqu9in Phoenix is Going Completely Fucking Insane and I Love It
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Meet Ninja Cat
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Girl Gets Publically Jizzed On. Classy
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It’s About Fucking Time. Amy Poehler is Getting Her Own TV Show
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Leave It To Hollywood to Ruin Everything Amazing
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Arab Porn
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Big, Ethnic, New York Tits…
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2009

17

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I just went to see Notorious because a girl I know wanted to see it and was willing to pay. It’s cold as fuck her so I figure why not support Diddy milking Big’s success a little harder even long after his death. You know there’s going to to be merch and a soundtrack and the whole thing will make him even more money. I fell asleep in it, because I don’t really remember or care about this era of hip hop, but the theater was sold out, people were sitting in the aisles and we only got in because the bitch bought tickets 5 hours early.

I suggest you wait for this to hit TV because it’s about that made for TV quality, but you won’t listen, you like buying into Diddy’s scam and you will make this the number 1 movie of the weekend all because you want to see him portrayed as an equally annoying dancing motherfucker as he is in real life.

I should have listened to my liver and gone out drinking. I fucked up. The girl I was with didn’t even show me tit.

I got this herpes list sent in from some girl and I figured I’d post it….I got nothing else going for me tonight – my life sucks.

Jesus,

Here’s a list of people who have herpes.

-Debbie Harry has herpes as told to me by Greg Gaffin from Bad Religion

-Johnny Knoxville and Bam Magera both have herpes as told to me by a friend of theirs when I was at a party with these guys back in 2002. He told me not to hook up with them.

-Tracy Morgan has herpes told to me by another comedian who I will not mention here because I am still friends with this guy.

-Kelly Osbourne has herpes which was told to me by a friend who is a model, that slept with her ex boyfriend and got herpes from him.

-Benicio Del Toro, also told to me by a model friend.

Jim Norton does indeed have herpes.

I feel like an ass sharing this. I will tell you I am like 85% sure on the validity of most of these.

I don’t like celebrities so therefore I like your site.

Keep on, keeping on mother fucker.

Who cares….Here are my links….

Some Pussy on Cam Cuz We Like Pussy….
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Oprah Used to Smoke Crack.
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Kate Hudson is a Leather Fetish
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The Hottest Models You’ll See This Weekend
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These WWF Divas Could Kick Your Ass
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So Bascially, Every Band Ever Ripped Off Journey
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And Here’s Some MORE Fun With Journey
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Balloon Animals Aren’t Just For Kids Anymore
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Do the Crotch Hop
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Mel B Gets Fit. Or Tries To Anyways
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Gisele By the Pool
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Who is YOUR Drinking Hurting?
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Cindy McCain on Dancing With The Stars Would Have Been Amazing
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Striptease of the Day
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Lily Allen Shows Off The 3rd Nipple She Could Have Breast Fed
Her Aborted Baby With…Of the Day
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Miss Great Britain Has Some Excellent Cleavage
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Seriously, WTF is Wrong With This LAdy GaGa Bitch?
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Jesus Christ I Wanna Punch Paris Hilton in the Face
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Britney’s Got Abs, Ya’ll
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Jessica Alba Throwback
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Katie Fey is On the Floor
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Getting Beat Up By Your Girlfriend Bascially Means You Have a Vagina
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Boy George is Going to the Chokey
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Pocket Bike Fail
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Danielle is Creamy and Sweet
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Man, These Muslim Fundamentalists Really Hate Everything
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Hypnotizing a Babe is Probably The Only Way You Could Get Laid
So Learn How to Do It Here
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Walmart Brings the Smiles From All Over
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Bai Ling is The Biggest Whore in Hollywood. Seriously
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Self Shot of the Day
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I Can Think os a Few Places Audrina Patridge Should Put
Her Newly Restalyne Filled Lips
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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A Little Mr Miyagi…
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Steve-O Partying With Sluts…
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Kate Winslet Washing Down an 18 Year Old Naked Kid Cuz She’s a Pervert.
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3-D Porn is the Future of Porn…
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Her Name is Amy Green and She’s a Hot Pin Up for Zoo
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Some Ad Agency Uses Uneven Tits To Promote Themself
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10 Sexiest Female Celebs in Glasses According to This Guy….
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Gallery of Celebs With Hard Nipples…
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Here is a Tribute to Gilfs….
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Bond Girl Cleavage
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Fabio May Look Like a Homo, But Dude Has Still Got It
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Protests in Isreal Pretty Much Look Like the Awesomest Thing Ever
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Lux Cassidy and Kaydrn Cross Arent Twins, But They Are the Next Best Thing
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Whitney Port Bikini Pics
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Russian Parkour Failure
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use and Old Satilitte Dish to Boost a Wireless Signal
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Heroin Erotica, You Sick Fuck
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Courtney Love Hates the Jews
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Watch a Bunch of Online Videos Here
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BONUS – TO SEE THE GIRL IN THE HEADER PIC’S VAGINA CLICK THIS LINK
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Camo Cleavage!!
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VIDEO of the Day

Pornstars Being Interviewed at the Adult Expo……It’s Pretty Much All You’d Expect it to Be….

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2009

16

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I watched the George Bush Farewell Address at my one neighbor who doesn’t hate me house. The reason the other crackheads turned on me all started around 4:30 in the morning earlier today, when I forgot my keys and buzzed everyone in the building to get in. One guy took it a little personally, came to the door and bitch slapped me across the face, and still didn’t let me in, so when I eventually got into my house that looks like it’s been hit by a fucking hurricane because none of us clean up after ourselves and the dog just makes things worse by eating rolls of toilet paper, old newspaper, pretty shitting and pissing on everything, including my leg while I was sitting in a chair earlier today, like I’m a fucking toilet, because the fucker doesn’t respect me, but stared me at me the entire time, smiling and knowing exactly what he was doing. Unfortunately, it was my only pair of pants and laundry day is not for a couple of weeks, so I’m gonna really smell of piss for the next little while.

Anyway, I grabbed a 2 x 4 I had lying around and decided to kill the motherfucker who bitch slapped me, so I went to his door, I knocked, got no answer, went back and buzzed him until the cops showed up, asked me why I had a 2 x 4, told them I lost my key and pretended I picked up the 2 x 4 to build my wife a Valentine’s Day present on the way home and they bought it and let me go. Probably because they didn’t know what my life looks like, because if they did they’d know that no guy would ever get her anything for Valentines day…

Now none of that’s got nothing to do with the Bush speech, because I lost interest. Bush for life at least the pubis type.

Here are my links:

I Wish I Met My Wife Here…
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Mini Me is Just a Sad Little Honey Pot
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Salma Hayek May Have Ruined Her Vagina with a Baby, But the Rest is Fine by Me
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Latest Photoshoot from Some FHM Studies Abroad feature- Germany’s Tina Kaiser
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Meet The Hot Teenagers Of Korea’s New Pop Group
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Vivica A Fox Has Definitely Still Got It
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The Theme Song for ’24’ in Japan is Actually Kind of Amazing
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Ten of the Best Mother Fucking Movies to that Starred that Samuel L Jackson Mother Fucke
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Kasia is Trying Herself All Up
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Fun With Porno
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This is How You Open a Water Melon…With Your Face
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Striptease of the Day
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Lucy Pinder’s Ten Sexiest Pics Ever
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because If Anyone Know Having Sex Alone Sucks, It’s Me
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Jessica Biel is So Fucking Average, Seriously, Why is This Chick Famous
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Kate Hudson Looks More Like Goldie Hawn Everyday
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Karl Lagerfeld is Completely Living in His own World and I Love It
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Soledad Fandino
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Boobie Rub .Gif is Oh So Hypnotizing
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Kendra Wilkinson Fucked Around On Hef, Are You Guys As Shocked as I Am?
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A Female Body Builder That Looks Female For Once, and By Female
I Mean Like Her Dick is Bigger Than Mine Is
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Evolution of Dance Part 2
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Anett is Cooking in the Kitchen
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Some Shower Scene that I Predicted that Went a Little Something Like This…
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Krystal Steal is Sexy
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Found My Wife’s New Haircut
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Sponge Bob is Now Rated X
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Ashley Skye Shows Off
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You Can Use This to Help You Get Sex
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Chloe Sevigny Doesn’t Look Completely Disgusting
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Molly Sims is Looking Good
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Slut Fight on ‘Bad Girls Club’ – VIDEO
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Naomi Campbell Down Blouse Throwback
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Rhian Sugden Nude Calendar
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The Ejaculation Proclimation
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Aubrey O’Day Think’s We’re All a Bunch of Meanies
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School Girl High Kick
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Okay There is a Thing as Boobs That Are Just Way to Huge
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How to Sell a Butt Ugly Car
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Miranda Kerr is Bikini Ready
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Fix Scratched CDs with Bananas and Toothpaste
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Okay Brooke Hogan HAD to Have Got a Tit Job
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The Best and Worst Moustaches
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This is a Funny Mash-Up
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You Will Like This Because You Are a Gamer Who Never Leaves Your Moms Basement
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS…

Some Butch Army Chick, Her Pussy and Wild Background of Love…Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Some Stupid Cleavage
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BONUS – GIRLFRIEND’S PANTY VIDEO ON YOUTUBE

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2009

15

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I found a 4 dollar trip to Orlando and thought about going, then realized despite it being as cold as fuck here, it’s fucking Orlando and the only way I’d ever go to Orlando is if I got a personal invitation from Mickey Mouse himself, offering me a few hours with Minnie’s cunt as an incentive to go to fucking Orlando and since that’s not going to happen, either is my trip.

No offense to those of you who live in Orlando and love Orlando, I’m sure it’s nicer than I think it is, but the name makes me want to kill myself, maybe I have it out for anything that claims to be the Magical Kingdom, maybe I am scared of being around all those annoying fucking kids, maybe I am too old, sour and cynical to find pleasure in high school drop outs in plush mascot outfits greeting me with fake song and dance, maybe I have no fucking soul, but I like to think it has to do with hating a scamming company that makes their money by getting kids addicted to their smut, like a modern day drug dealer hanging out in the school yard to secure future fucking clients. Not to mention that Walt Disney dude molested my grandmother, she never pressed charges, but he pressed her underdeveloped breasts, at least according to her and that’s not saying much.
I am rambling, the trip worked out to be 400 dollars with tax so it wasn’t an option anyway, so I’ll stop now so here are my links….

I like Girls Who Do What They Are Told
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Amy Winehouse Doing Yoga is Fucking Amazing….I Can’t Help But Imagine My Penis Getting Lost in Her Filth…
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They Should Make Every Slut That Tries Out for American Idol Do It in a Bikini
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The 9 Hottest Texas Women
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Lady GaGA is Hot, If You Are Into Fat Chicks With Dicks in Leotards…
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A Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore Cat Fight Would Be Fine By Me
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How Many Times Has This Happened to You?
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The Scariest Show on the Internet is Sexy Teenage Murder Lake
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You, Sir, Are Pathetic
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Fix Your Plasma Yourself – VIDEO
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More Porn Then You Can Shake Your Stick At
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If Movie Posters Were Honest
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Striptease of the Day
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School Uniforms in the Netherlands Really Make Sense
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Katie Holmes Wants to Be Victoria Beckham It’s Ridiculous
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Pussy Lip Slip (Say That Three Times Fast) Throwback
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Ruan Seacrest Tries to High Five A Guy – Who is Fucking BLIND
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Lily Allen Tried to Kill Herself Awhile Back. To Bad She Didn’t Succeed
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Karima Adebibe Gallery
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Strip Game Shows Really Seem Like Must See TV
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Find a Girl to Fuck. What Else Are You Doing Tonight?
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Ass Grabbin, Ya’ll
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Lisen Wants to Welcome You In
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The Dildo Burglar
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Some Cell Phone Pussy Shots
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I’m Sure Some of You West Coast Fools Remember Angelyne
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The Terminator is Watching You
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Flip Book Fun
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Benji Madded is a Fuckibg Pussy
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Now That’s a Great Ass
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Bobby Trendy, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Because We All Need a Little Helping Hand Sometime
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Rebcecca Loose is Topless
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Carli Banks is in Camo
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We’re in a Recession, So Get a Free Mean From McDonald’s
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Paris Hilton Got Kicked Out of a PArty
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Pixel Porn
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Now THAT’S Gaping
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Paris Hilton’s New Song is a Big Piece of Shit, Why Am I Not Surprised
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The Ten Least Wanted Sequels of 2009
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Waste Time Here Lots of Videos
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Some Rock of Love Slut and Her Fake Tits….
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Look at this Fake Skunk Hair Blonde Whore and Fuck her Whore Pussy in Your Masturbation….
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Girl in Some Pictures with Ass and Titties…
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Asian Bush Mastubationing
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More Asian Tits…
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BONUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Improv Everywhere Did a Ride the Subway in Your Underwear Stunt, More Interesting Than the Dance Routine that Made Them Famous or that Frozen In Time Shit That Made Them More Famous….Maybe Next Time, They’ll Pull Some Suck a Tit in an Ice Cream Store Stunt….See More Pics and It’s The Source of the stepLINKS Header Pic….
http://streetbonersandtvcarnage.com/blog/boner-alert-no-pants-day/

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2009

14

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Maybe I am still depressed, probably thanks to a couple of days of hard drinking, maybe boredom from doing the same thing everyday from my dirty fucking couch we got for 40 dollars at the Salvation Army, that I am convinced someone has died on, at least once in its lifetime, that I call command center. Maybe it’s got to do with sucking at life, or maybe sucking at choosing a wife, but I think it’s got more to do with hearing a couple of young bitches talking in Starbucks about how Will Smith is an Icon of our generation, how beautiful and talented Megan Fox is and recapping this past Season of The Hills. It makes me wonder if people live their own lives and do things of relevance, or is their life about fixating on other useless people doing useless things and the whole thing made me want to kill myself, but I’ve been through way worse hardships and survived them, so I doubt I’ll say goodbye to the world, tell myself it was a good run then blow my fucking face off, I just feel like it would end my misery that comes from pop culture. On the plus side, there’s a lot of hot pussy out there, I plan on touching each and every one of them, because it’s good to have goals no matter how unattainable they are….

Here are my links…

This Shark is Better Than You
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Well, I Think I May Have Finally Fo sfund My Dream Job
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Did Minka Kelly Get Implants? I Hope So
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Bridgett Neilson Makes Me Want to Throw Up
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Jessica Biel in Some Video Showing Off Her Tits and Moaning…
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Some Adriana Lima Bikini Pics from God Knows When…
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Kimberly is Oh So Fine
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What Happens When You Eat the World’s Hottest Pepper?
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A Day By The Pool Always Makes My Day Better
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Start Your Day Right With SUSHI-O’s
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Some Dirty Tyra Pics…
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Your Top Ten Friends From the 90’s That We All Hope Stay in the 90’s
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Danielle Harrington, Where Did You Come From
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Striptease of the Day
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If American Idol Puts a Hault to Stripper Idol, I’m Gonna Kill Someone
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Tyra Banks Gets More Disgusting Every Day That Passes
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Grace Jones is Amazing and Shut the Fuck Up If You Don’t Like Her
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Bree Olsen is My Kind of Blonde
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Paris Hilton Will Kill Your Career
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Carmen Electra Gallery
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Big Tittes Russian MILF
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This Guy Got Caught Fucking a Cow! VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Tuber Goes Through Window
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Dakoda is Just Plain Sexy
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Bunny Hop Fail
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Mr. Motivator is Just Way Too Much
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Love When Girls Play Dress Up
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Sluts Who Know Their Place in Life
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Who Knew Frisbees Would Be Fatal?
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Orsi Kocsis Can Be Your Newest Fantasy
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Bunny Strips Down
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Penis Painter Makes Art I Can Understand
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Katy Perry Is Trying To Get All Dita Von Tease and Shit and Failing Big Time
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Here’s The Girl From the Bond Movie…Two Years Ago and Still Hot
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Imogen Bailey is in Her Panties
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Bedtime stories With Heather
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Kate Beckinsale Bikini Throwback
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Amy Leigh Anddrews is a Bikini Babe
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Hack Your Snack Machine at Work
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Here’s Some More Photos From ther AVN Adult Entertainment Expo
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I Hope This Rumor That Madonna May Get Beheadded is True
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Sexually Harassed in Public
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The Girl Who Plays Lil Kim in the Notorious Movie’s Tits Up Close And Personal
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Amy Winehouse Pees Standing Up….
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AMAZING ROGUE COLLECTOR PHOTOBUCKET FIND!!!!!

Burka Porn…
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Some New York Cleavage
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2009

13

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I’ll be the first to admit I was pretty damn lazy today. I mean I only did a handful of played out posts, unlike every other day of my fucking life. The truth is I was gambling. I was out trying to win my retirement, and it didn’t work. It turns out that 10 dollars doesn’t become 1,000,000 dollars as easy as it should, but I met a hot 95 year old killin’ her fortune so that her cocksuckin’ kids don’t get it when she dies. We hit it off, mainly because I liked her full tits, even though they were disgusting, but for some reason she didn’t appreciate me stealing her quarters, cunt. She also kept making me drink Bloody Mary’s, something I never touch, even when hungover, and now I feel like my shit will be red. Good fucking times.

Speaking of good times, here are my links…Here are my links…yes I said that twice, I am drunk.

Ryan Seacrest Got Shut the Fuck Down
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Lexie is a Real College Cutie
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The Hottest Porn Star Pics From the Awards Show
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Joanna Krupa Short Short’s on the Cover of Some Magazine or Another
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Lady Gaga Looks Like a Tranny Hooker on the Set of Her New Video
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Long Distance Relationship Losers
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Meat Heroes
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Kate J Says How Do You Do
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Steven and Stephen Fist Themselves
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Japanese Louis Armstrong
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Free Cake is Still Free Cake
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More Porn Than Ever I Know What to Do With
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Striptease of the Day
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Richard Simmons Gets His Vagina Size On
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I Don’t Know Who Christina Derosa Is, But Here She is Naked on the Set Of Her New Movie
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It’s Not a Slip of the Word ‘Cunt, But Beggars Can’t BE Choosy
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Tina Fey Looks Pretty Hot at the Golden Globes
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Megan Fox Needs to Do Us All a Favor and Take That Dress Off
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Drew Barrymore = Golden Globes FAIL
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Girls Aloud Get Their Gallery On
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Raven Riley Gets The Dishes Done
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because That Girl Your Holding Captive May Just Escape Soon
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Worst Female Driver
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Inner Tube Terror
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Quick Change Orgasm
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The Breast Game Show EVER
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Amy Winehouse is Going to Get Taken to the Cleaners, and I Don’t Mean
She is Finally Going to Take a Fucking Bath
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Who Says Going to the Mechanic Sucks?
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Because If You Don’t Have a Girlfriend By Now, There’s Just No Hope
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THE BEST VIDEO VERSION OF I KISSED A GIRL
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Arnold Schwarzenegger Really Is Just an Old Man
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A Fine Rack is Better Than a Wine Rack if You Ask Me
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A Taco Bell Wedding
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You Won’t Believe the Update From The Virginity Auction
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Get Sex Today, Because I Know You Have Nothing Better to Do
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Kate Beckinsale is All Sorts of Golden Globe Sexy
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Jennifer and Stephanie Are in the Panties
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Build Yourself a Miniture Airplane
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Cameron Diaz May Hae Got Herself in a Whole Load of Shit
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Martha Stewart Broke Up a Lesbian Orgy in Prison
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Eva Mendes is Just Stunning
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Mr.T in Informercials is Fine By Me
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Sorry, Your Vagina is Fucked
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Nicole Kidman Has the Crasiest Camel Toe Ever
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Bride Wars is Most Probably the Worst Movie of the Year
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BONUS:
Waste Time Like You Never Have Before
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2009

10

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried getting into a club last night when I was wasted and the guy working the door told me to lose 30 pounds and get 20 years younger and to maybe take a shower and then he pushed me, so I went to emotionally eat some of the greasiest pizza and I am not talking John Travolta Grease, I am talking heart attack grease and I was surrounded by people fat enough to make me lose my appetite, even though I don’t generally care about that kind of thing and embrace impending death. Then one of the fattest guys I ever saw came up to me to tell me I looked like a fat version of one of his friends and that he needed a picture, when I told the guy that in my head I am not a fatter version of anything except maybe Perez Hilton, he tried to justify his dis by slapping at his fat belly saying that there’s nothing wrong with being fat, but the damage was done and I guess I have to accept that eventually I was going to turn into my wife, only instead of wearing matching Hawaiian shirts on vacation, we wear matching guts everyday and that almost makes me want to start working out and eating better, but not just yet, maybe next week and while I sit here eating my donuts, you can click on these links…..they are good.

Peta Is Just Is Fucked Up
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I Need As Much As I Can Get of Amanda Bynes
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The 15 Hottest New Porn Stars
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Nikki Cox’s Lips Are Just Too Fucking Much
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Banana Fireworks Fun
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Nessa Will Make a Small Portion of Your Dreams Come True
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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George Lucas’ Doodles From the Set of Star Wars
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Sacha Cohen Movie is Going to Piss Everyone Right the Fuck Off
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More From the Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show
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Diane Kruger Panty Upskirt
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Kanye West Really Just Wants to Ruin His Career Completely
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Maybe Lohan and Ronson Did Break Up Afterall
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Katy Perry and Eva LongWHOREia Are Ugly
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Hohan Wants Sean Penn’s Peen So Bad She Can Taste It
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Megan Foxe’s Audition Tape for Transformers
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Strip Go Karting Looks Like My Kind of Sport
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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In Here, a Tiger Eats This Guys Head Off
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Lisen Wants to Invite You In
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Respect My Authority or Get Knocked the Fuck Out
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Web Cam Bobie Collection
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Because Every Guy Need a Few Proper Sluts i
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David Beckham’s Son Drives a Porche. And He is Six.
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Angelina Jolie is About to Known Anne Hatheway the Fuck Out
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Kid Slaps His Dad With a DVD
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Brooke Burke is Full Bangable
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Lorena Has Legs For Days
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Man Evan Rachel Wood Really Gets Around
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God Damn I Love Kate Beckinsale
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Katie Price is in Lingerie
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Head Between the Titties
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Japanese Black Face is a Bit Racialist IMO
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Alexa Loren is a Cowgirl
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Olivia Munn In Her Bikini for the Nerds.
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Pregnant Ghetto Fight At Chucky Cheese
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Make Your Own Wide Angle/Fish Eye Photo Lense
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WTF is Wrong With This Vagina?
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The Olsen Twins Need to Eat Some Fucking Food
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Juno – The Alternate Endings
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Some Drunken Housewive’s Flashin’ Their Asses…
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Amount of Calories Burned with Different Sexual Positions.
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A Couple BLonde Whores You’d Expect To Be Sucking Dick on Video By The End of the Night
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2009

09

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Being sick is no fun, especially when it involves having fever induced nightmares of fat girls with assless pants and mini skirt that don’t quite cover what you’d want a mini skirt to cover on a fat chick, not that fat chick ass really bothers me that much, but it does when it’s my wife, and when everyong of these girls in my dreams turned around, she was sporting my wife’s face and a massive dick. I don’t really know what that says about me, and I don’t really want to further investigate, but I do know that sleeping is really my only alone time, so getting hit up by her in my sleep destroyed my little soul.

Here are my links from last night to start up your day.

Well, This is a Serious Turn On….
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Danielle Lloyd is Gettin’ Naked Again or Some Shit
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Carmen Electra is Heading The Way of Pam Anderson. Down, Waaaaaaay Down
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Because We All Need Family Time
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Elmo Poos Too!
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Weather Girl Looks Like a Real Winner, and By a Real Winner
I Mean a Complete and Utter Piece Of Shit
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And Here I Thought I Was The World’s Fastest Drinker
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Cindy is Just Plain Sexy
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Tribute to Girls in Football Jerseys
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Find Porn Here!
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Scarlett Johansson Wants to Put Her Tits to Good Use
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Extreme Tennis Camel Toe
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Sacrifice Your Friends for a Whopper
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The Southern Food Broker Corporation Super Broke Shuffle
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Here’s Some Sam Ronson
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Freida Pinto is All Over the Place and I Love It
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Give It Up For Kobe
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Alexa Loren Will Make You Cookies
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Taking the Racer on Ice
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How About Some Vintage Mini Me?
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Human Slingshot
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Louise Glover is One of a Kind
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Crazy Drunk Wants to Fuck With the Cops
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Jesus is a Friend of Mine
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Sluts Just Because
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Man Breaks Toilet Seats Over Head
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Babe Wakes Up
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Lily Allen, WTF Are You Wearing?
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rosie Jones and Friends
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Sarah Shahi is Sexy, But Take Off Those Stupid Glasses
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They Make Dumpster Babies in Jersey
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12 Girls, 1 Tube
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Gravity is a Bitch
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He is Good With a Gun
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Kim K’s Ass Just Keeps Getting Better
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Base Jump in a Wing Suit
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Some Young Busty Chick Hot Self Shots
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Asian Fetish Pussy Pics
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Some More of the ASian Model Posing
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Some Sluts on NYE Ring In the New Year Tongue Kissing…
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BONUS:

The 15 Hottest New Porn Stars
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2009

08

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I am feeling pretty under the weather and when it’s a fucking snow storm outside, that’s saying a lot. I tried telling a girl I was talking to that I wanted her to play with my weakened immune system, you know touch that shit inappropriately and make it cum down her throat, turns out that weakened immune systems don’t turn girls on, it makes them think you have AIDS, so do you best to not tell the girl you’re trying to get with that….Other than that, my life’s pretty boring, so that’s why I got you this big list of links…so click em if you’re not out getting drunk and dancing on tables, which I am sure you’re not, because you’re reading this….

Lily Allen Being PRo Cocaine May Explain Why She is So Stupid
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WTF Happened to Drew Barrymore?
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There’s Another New Whore Shacking Up at the Playboy Mansion
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A Walk in Beer Fridge is the Only Fridge I Need
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Bam Margera is a Rich Asshole and Here is the Skatepark He Built At His Place
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Elle is Nothing But Sexy
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They Finally Made an Afro Samurai Game
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Big Assed Divas Throwdown to Diva
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Anahi Gonzalez Can Clean My House Anytime
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Here’s The Video of Josh Brolin Getting Arrested
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Jade Jagger Panty Upskirt Throwback
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I Can’t Get Enough of Rosario Dawson
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Angelina Jolie is Gonna Buy Another Black Kid, But I Guess Thats Alright
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Why is Ann Hathaway So Fucking Boring?
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The Court Says Britney Still Ain’t Right, And a Crazy Britney is Fine By Me
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Let’s Bask in Beyonce Together
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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Top 10 Videos of Celebrities Grabbing Their Boobs
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A Cow Gives Birth to a Human …..
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Dancing With the Nipple Slips
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Celebrity Cat Fight!
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Skater Takes a But Shot
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Charlotte Will Seduce You
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Why The Fuck Would You Ruin a Bentley Like That?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Bulldozer Freestyle
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Because We Both Know You’ll Never Get Laid On Your Own
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Carmen Electra Makes Wire Hangers Fun
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Ski Lift FAIL
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Jessica Alba’s Mom is Going to Eat Cash Warren
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Jesus (Son of God) Can Kiss My Mexican Ass
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Sexy Babes Dance Off
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I Love Cindy Crawford More and More Everyday
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Place Your Bets!!!
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Daisey Lowe is Naked
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Jenny is a Leopord
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Because a Good Smile Can Do a Lot For You
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Vagina Boxing!
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Will Ferrell is Going to Play George Bush on Broadway
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More Jon LaJoie
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If Paris Hilton Has Only Fucked Two People, I Have a Fully Functioning Penis
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The Best Movies You Didn’t See in 2008
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Half Women, Half Donkey
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The 9 Hottest Italian Women
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Greased Up Girl Do a Slip and Slide
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Some Emo Girls Kissing and Shit
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Some Naked Chicks Being Naked
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Check Out this Hot Playboy Chick in a Whole New Language
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There Names are the Parker Sisters and They Get Naked Together
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Some Hot Drunken Sluts in Some Hot Drunken Pics
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Some Denise Milani Big Tits in a Blue Bikini Video
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10 greatest naked fight scenes ever made
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS

Some Old Lady Showing Off Some TIt
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Some Fake Lip Party….
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BONUS – People Always Bug Me for the Gallery of the Header Pics I Post…I Decided to Do Just That For You…I wonder if Diddy Hand Selected Her to Promote Ciroc Himself…That Motherfucker is Always on the Cutting Edge of Marketing…
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2009

07

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I was walking my wife’s dog 5 minutes ago, I am feeling a little drunk, I drank because my site is still under attack by scientologists. I would have drank anyway. I saw a pair of grey American Apparel thong underwear lying in a snowbank, I wondered all the possible ways they got there. Was the girl raped, did she get her period, were they taken off during a hot teenage sex encounter and she was too scared to bring cum covered panties home for her mom to find, then I started wondering who was wearing the panties before they ended up in a snowbank. Was it a hot girl I see walking around the area, was she young or was she old, fat or skinny, maybe she was handicap or even a dude with a dirty little secret, so I had no choice but to pick them up, put them in my pocket and lay out to thaw out for further investigation. In a lot of way, I am like Horatio on CSI.

Here are my links….

Some Spectator Annoys Kathy Griffin Who Annoys Everyone….
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Hef Really Knows How to Tone Things Down
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I Wonder Who Banged Aubrey O’Day?
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Who Wants to Motorboat Salma Hayek?
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Shenae Grimes from 90210’s Sexy Photos!
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Mario Power Tennis
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8 Tricks in 52 Seconds
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Gisele is Lovely
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Middle Age Ruins an Already Ruined Thing
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Because There Is No Such Thing As Too Much of a Good Thing
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Robocop Fried Chicken
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Olivia Wilde Needs to Take that Dress Off
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Gisele Panty Upskirt Throwback
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When Did Sophia Bush’s Cans Get So Big
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Kate Hudson, WTF Are You Wearing?
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The Lohan-Ronson Drama Continues to Spin Round and Round
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Beat Down Via Vadge
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Norwegian News Looks Awesome!
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Dania Ramirez Photoshoot
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Jaime Hammer S&M Gallery
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Pssst! I Can See Your Boob!
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I’m Not Embaressed By My Farts, and You Shouldn’t Be Either
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Natalie Takes Off Dem Jeans
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Why Do Commercials From Outside North America Kick Ass So Much?
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Virgin
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Bogged Cops
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Sluts to Do Right By
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1 Guy 1 Cup Reaction Video
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When You Gotta Go, You Gotta Go
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Rip Torn
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The 50 Hottest Victoria Secret Models of All Time
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Rosario Dawson is Just Plain Sexy
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Babe Got Milk
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Eva Mendes’ Mom Should Be Proud She Ruined Her Vagina For Such a Hot Piece
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Some Israeli Nightlife Sluts Doing Their Thing…
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Serena Williams is Trying to Look Like a Lady…
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Because Sex Can Improve Anyone’s Life, Even One AS Bar As Yours
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Topless Sunbathing Fun
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Suzanne Stokes Makes Life Worth Living
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New England Patriot’s Cheerleader Getting Down in Punta Cana With Her Fake tits In These Personal Pics…
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Lusy Pinder is Not a Celebrity
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How About Some Lesbian Vampire Killers…
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Mena Suvari is Really Coming Back
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Turn Your Old Cell Phone Into a Bug!
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Sasha Grey is in the New Americal Apparel Ad
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Some New Tranny Music Sneak Preview To Jerk Off To…
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Oh No She Didn’t! Solange Knowles is Shit Talking Janet Jackson!
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Some Fake Titty Bitch With a Sense of Humor….
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Bonus – A Video That Will Touch You in Ways You May Not Want To Be Touched….

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2009

06

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

The site keeps going down, I can only assume it has to do with Scientology coming to get me because I may have implied that they are responsible for Travolta’s kid’s death, or maybe it’s just some crazed Saturday Night Fever fan (I am sure they exist and know computers better than they know most things) who can’t handle what I write, but I do know it all started after that Travolta post and can only assume it’s related. Speaking of related, my stepdaugther’s cousin emailed me to tell me she just turned 18 and now can take nude pics of herself for me, when I asked her for the goods she pretty much laughed in my face over the computer, called me a pervert and logged off and it’s girls like that who are the real fucking whores, the ones who actually get naked are angels sent from heaven. The truth is she wasn’t actually my stepdaughter’s cousin, but it was my segue (scooter).

Here are my links for today…I did it…I posted links on time. Motherfuckers, I’m back.

here Bitches on Rock of Love are Just Too Fucking Much
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Rachel Stevens Gets Her Lingerie On in FHM
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Close Ups of the Biggest Tits in the World!
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Hef’s New Twins Do What They Do Best
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Design Your Own Sneakers!
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So THAT’S What They Do with Our Mail!
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Lizzie Says Farewell to Christmas
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Chyler Leigh Makes Grey’s Anatomy Worth Watching
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Salt Water Taffy
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Find a Girl to Fuck, Because Yes, Fucking Dudes Makes You a Fag
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Kim Kardashian Takes it in the Ass
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Amy Winehouse Tit Slip Will Make You Want to Puke
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Some Bikini Shots of One of the Bitches From The Real Housewives of Atlanta
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More From the Gorgeous Tuny Chicken Machine Show
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Fergie Needs to Stop Worrying About Her Body and Start Worrying About Her Face
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Can Jessica Simpson Just Do Me a Favor and Fall Off the Face of the Earth?
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Britney’s Twitter Got Hacked
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Elmo is Creepy
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Luna Works It For the Cam
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Cat Fight Mops the Floor
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Record Breaking NYE Jump
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Adriana Sage Has The Ultimate Climax
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Who Doesn’t Love a Good Face Plant
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Who Needs Food?
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Because I Know You’re Back to Work Today, and You Need Some Excitement In Your Life
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Copier Gross Out
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Because Your Porn Collection Can Never Be Too Big
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Samantha Ronson Channels Her Inner Freddy Kruger
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Busty Babe Plays With Herself
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Because You Should Start the New Year Off Right. By Getting Laid
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Tara Reid is Still in Rehab
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Scarlett Johansson’s Esquire Photo Throwback
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Day at the Beach
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Katie Holmes Gets More Fucking Haggard By the Day
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Danni Wells is Naked
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Porn Site Strip Club
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Shay Laren Likes Polka Dots
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Turn a Juice Box into a Camera
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Zhang Ziyi, The Hot Bitch From Crouching Tiger, Is Looking Good in a Bikini
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Lycra Triangles Cover Titties
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Katie Holmes Spent – Wait for It – $14 Million Dollars in Six Months
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Hula Hoop Fun
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Mother Daughter Sex Prank
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ROGUE COLLECTOR’S PHOTOBUCKET FINDS….

Some Girl and Her Really Big Tits
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A Collection of a Girl, Her Underwear Collection and a Mirror
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An Asian Titty Lick
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Black Girl and Her Box
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Some Ethnic Girl Posing
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This Shooter Girls’ Got Tits….
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2009

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I couldn’t bring myself to go online all weekend, I don’t know what it was, I just saw my computer staring at me and I wanted to fuck it and leave it in the ditch like I’ve done so many times before, so instead, I decided to read a book. My wife had Marley and Me lying around, even though I didn’t think she knew how to read, I guess you learn something about your partner everyday, but I should have known better, because she is fat and reading is a fat person’s second favortie activity behind food, laziness and TV. Either way, I am now a better person for reading it in one sitting, unfortunately Jennifer Aniston, at least the idea of her as the main character’s wife, pretty much ruined the shit for me, and here are my links that I compiled last week, more recent links will go up today. That’s a lot of links for your money, and by money I mean for fucking free you leeching cocksucker. I guess the holidays are over and I have to start posting full force again. Fuck. That sucks.

On a side note, that John Travolta scientology killed his kid post got more comments than any other post ever on the site. I am too lazy to read them, can someone email me a summary?

Here are the links.

Even With All that Photoshopping Kelly Clarkson is Fucking Ugly
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Who Knew That Shedding All That Clown Hair Would Make Annalynne McCord So Bangable
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The Best 80 Blogs and Videos 2008
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Ashley Tisdale is a Country Lookin’ Whore Throwback
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8 Year Old Guitar Hero
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The Nerdcore 2009 Calendar is Definitely Something You’ll Be Into
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Bitch Fight!
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Mellissa Hangs Out on the Rooftop
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You Know, I Hate Paris Hilton, But Man I Forgot How Great This Commercial Was
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Celebrities Most Likely to Die in 2009
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Vanessa Hudgens Short Shorts
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I Am Distracted By Jennifer Aniston’s Hard Nipples By Her Ugly Face
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Lily Allen is Fucking Some Old Dude (Daddy Issues?)
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Here’s a Bunch of Pics of Celeb Sluts at a NYE Party They Don’t
Let People Like You or I Into
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Alanis Morrisette is Looking Good Now That She Doesn’t Have a Fat Ass Anymore
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The Maury Povich Home Paternity Test
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Because You Can Never Have Too Much of a Good Thing
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Cali Logan and an Asian Get It On
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Daddy’s Party is Busted!
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George Clooney Must Want to Catch Herpes or Something
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Skateboard Fails Are Always Good For a Laugh
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Because It’s Not Really Sex If There’s Not Another Person There
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Jenna Pressley Will Make Your Day
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A Case of the Jubblies
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Because Who Doesn’t Need a Good Slut Around Occaisionally?
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Too Stupid For Words
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Stacy Kiebler is Looking Tight
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Who Knew a Dildo That Big COuld Fit Into a Tiny Asian
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More Proof That Famous People Can Basically Just Do Whatever the Fuck They Want
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Vida Guerra is Everywhere Lately
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Because It’s 2009 and About Time You Lost Your Virginity
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This is Just Mean
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Courtney Love Takes Crazy to a Whole New Level
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Danni Wells is Nude
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Just Pure Class
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Brianna Banks and Kellie Get It On
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When Did Mena Suvari Get Hot Again?
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I Mean, Who Hasn’t Gotten So Drunk That They Strip and Piss in the Street?
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Build Your Own HD DVR
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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6 Beers in Ten Seconds
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2009

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

Since I celebrate the New Year a day later, when the New Year actually starts, and not when every asshole in the world is getting a fucking boner that the clocks about to strike midnight, I am pretty fucking tired from drinking discount liquor in discount bars with other alcoholics who don’t need a celebration to justify drinking, and that’s pretty much the way I like things….

Here are my links from last night a day later again, it’s become a pattern.

Kathy Griffen Gives One Hell of a NYE Address
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Hilary Duff Looks Semi Hot in These Maxim Outtakes
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Adriana Lima Topless Throwback
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Porn, What Is It Good For?
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No Arms, No Service
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How to Slap Women
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Sluts Get Raw
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Busta Rhymes Watch is More Famous Than He Is
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EXTREME CHAIR!
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Miley Cyrus Gives Her Thoughts On The Israeli-Palestinian Conflict
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Her Vagina May Be Ruined But Nicole Richie’s Post Pregnancy Body is Lookin Good
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Fergie Celebrates NYE Tranny Style
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jessiann Gravel Gallery
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Charles Barkley Just Wanted His Dick Sucked
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Who Knew Czech Babes Were So Hot
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When You Get a Car for Christmas
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A Gay Rafting Experience
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Pearl Shows Off Her Gems
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Guy Pierces His Own Cheek
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Start The New Year Off By Busting Your Load
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One Year in Forty Seconds
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Fuck the Ball Drop, This is Where It’s At
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Forklift Fail
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Carla Ossa is Heaven
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Blondes With Freckles
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Ashley’s Post Pregnancy Tits Aren’t Really Much of Anything, And That Makes Me Sad
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Christina Milian Pool Shot Throwback
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Rosie Jones and Kaylee Karver Are Nude
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How to Eat a Lady’s Taco
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Biggie Small Drama Continues
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Desperately Random Fun
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Some Big Ol Tits on a Big Ol Blonde
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The Top Ten Celebrities That Look Like Hookers
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Build Smoke Bombs and Fuck Up Some Shit
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Some MMA Ring Girl Search Bikini Pics
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2009

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I just stayed inside all night. I was thinking about booking a last minute jetset off to Miami to spend the last few hours of 2008 and the first few hours of 2009 with Lohan and Ronson, then I thought maybe I’d hit up Vegas to get Fergie to sign my scrapbook as I waved to her from the dance floor as she hosted some party from the VIP room, then I figured the best bet would be to shoot down to New York and find Katy Perry, Carson Daly and whoever else did that fucking Ryan Seacrest countdown shit and get them to do body shots off my balls like we were all in college, but then I realized I am a fucking hurt bag with no money and I can’t do those kinds of things, and instead I stayed at home on the shit stained couch drinking anything I could find with booze in it, completely alone and it was fucking heaven. I don’t understand why an asshole would pay 200 dollars to be under the same roof, in the same bar as that whore Lohan, or any other shitty fucking celebrity who is getting paid to be there. It’s really a stupid fucking concept, it’s not like you can buy her a shot and get her to suck you off in the bathroom, despite how hungry for cock she is, it’s more like going to the zoo and watching the gorillas mate from 100 feet away. Either way, it’s not an issue I have to deal with.

Fuck New Years Eve, today is the time to get fucking wasted everything is cheaper and I am already drunk and here are some links…

The Best Way to End 2008 With a Bang is By Getting Arrested for Rape
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Why Hello Elle Macpherson’s Nipples!
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Lohan Buys Some Granny Panties
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Japanese Marathon
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Because I Know You Are Staying Home Alone Tonight
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Amateurs Galore
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Web Cae Stripdown
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Now THAT’S Some Cinematic Quality
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WTF Happened to Joaquin Pheonix?
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Remember Those Stills of Marisa Tomei Naked?
Well Here is the Moving Clips
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Star Jones is Slowly Turning Into Jahba the Hutt Again
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LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS LOOKS LIKE THE BEST MOVIE EVER
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Tori Spelling Wants to Let the World Know About Her Eating Disorder One Paid Magazine Article At a Time
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Here’s That 1 Versus 100 Prank Again
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Because There is No Fucking Way You Have a Date Tonight
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Luna Rubs One Out
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Solange is Looking Good on The Beach
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Jenny McClain is on the Street
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A Cat Fight Always Makes Me Smile
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Brawl at the Mall
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Anna Strips Down
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When You Play Wth Fire(works) You Get Burned
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Train Crash Test
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Start the New Year Off With a Bang
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Pimp My….Nerf Gun?
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Miss Pole Dancer Barcelona
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More Kanye West Insanity From His Personal Blog
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And I Thought I Was Fucking Fat
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Teen Nudes Are Always Good For Something
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Roseario Dawson is Sending a Message Out About Something Or Another
Hopefully Its About Me Banging the Shit Out of Her
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Alessandra Ambrosio Loves the Snow
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Because Even a Horny, Drunk Chick on NYE May Not Sleep With You Easily
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Britney Spears Topless (sort of)
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Christina By the Waterfall
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Tis the Season to do sledding Double Back Flips
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Bypass Cabel Locks. In Case You Want to Fuck With Your Cable
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Bruno and I Have More in Common Than I Thought
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Fuck GPS Systems
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Random Time Wasters
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