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2015

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

I do it for america …. With @brookelyn_kelly For @step_girls vs @creepstreet by @iheartboris

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The only thing I care about is snapchat…because snapchat has made even the most conservative of girls on Tinder send me vagina shots….one girl peed on it for me and another had sex with her panties…sure I couldn’t save the shit…but I memorized it with my mind…and I am a firm believer that that makes me a better person…so add me on snapchat


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Here are some stepLINKS… Click Them…

Cameron Diaz is Getting Married Tonight
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Joanna Krupa in a Sexy One Piece
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Cowboy Fan Loses His Mind
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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Rudy Got Fired from Cosby Show Fired Fo
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Tara Reid Naked for instagram
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The Guy who Recreates Pop Diva Poses
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Dakota Johnson in Leggings on 50 Shades of Grey
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Pascal Craymer Titties in her Face Beach Run….
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Victoria Justice Midriff
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Jada Pinkett Smith Bikini
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Sienna Miller Smut of the Day
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Here’s Ranking the Most Beautiful Women
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Bai Ling Erotica
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Ariana Grande is Still Fucking Big Sean
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Musicless MacGyver
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Cheesy Bikini Pics of the Day
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Dakota Johnson in Leggigns
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Halle Berry in a Bikini
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Civilians Eat Military Food
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Victoria Silvstedt Hooker in a Bikini
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38 Hottest January Jones Pics
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Jessa Hinton Introduces Pizza Bikini
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Kelly Bensimon in a Bikini
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The Hottest in Sahara Ray
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Rita Ora Titties
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Jada Pinkett Smith Does Shape Magazine
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Jennifer Aniston’s Cool with Her Brad Pitt Divorce
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Disney Character Push Up Challenge
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Raffaella Modugno Bathing Suit Tits…
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Hottest January Jones
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Rihanna in a Bikini
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Paris Hilton’s Instagram Tits
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Sarah Palin’s Son Kills the Family Dog
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People Fly a Brain Controlled Helicopter
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Kendall Jenner Showing Off Her Back?
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Bethenny Frankel in a Bikini
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Bat Dog and Robin
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Ellie Goulding in a Bikini
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Tiny Bikini of the Day
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Stunner of the Month
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Joanna Krupa Parties With Her Nipples Out
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Maitland Ward Pussy Slip
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Big Tits in Lingerie
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Fuckin With Crackheads
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Pussy that Blows Out Candles
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Fake Megan Fox Nude
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Girl in Pink Tits
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Slow and Sexy Strip
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Sabine – Glamour Model Tits
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Strip Poker Picture of the Day
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Extreme Penetration
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Naked in Bed
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Brazilian Lesbians
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Crackhead Mom Breastfeeding or Katy Perry ?
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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See Through Lingerie
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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stepGIRL in a Vibrator Ad of the Day
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

05

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I guess the holidays are over for a bunch of white collar, uppity motherfuckers in high paying office jobs, who don’t realize that they’ve got it made, because they are still chasing the fucking carrot held over their head that is their friend or co-worker who makes more than them, because that is the American Dream…buying shit you don’t need to have a strong social media illusion…and being forced to work 80 hours a week to try to afford it…instead of scaling back, lowering the quality hooker you fuck, moving on a beach in the third world, and sitting all fucking day, so that everyday can be a fucking holiday…idiots.

That said, follow me on instagram – @drunkenstepfatherdotcom and snapchat…because snapchat is the latest vehicle to send nudes and I’m all for it…even if it only lasts 5 seconds…because 5 sccond of pussy is better than zero…. @drunkenstepdad

Here’s a creepy thing the record player did – while listening to Johnny Cash…we call it DJ GHOST….

Here are some morning links…in the morning….

The Dude who Got Cursed Out trying to get a Kristen Stewart Autograph….
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Girls in Lingerier
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Sly Stallone will be in another Rambo
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12 Moments When Quick Reflexes Came in Handy
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Old People React to Kim Kardashian’s Nudes
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Heidi Klum Showers in a Bikini
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People who Summon Birds like a Disney Princess
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Boston Cop Arrested after Using Racial Slurs
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Real Models as Barbie Dolls
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Ana Braga in a Bikini
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This Disney Prince is a Viral Hero
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Summary of 2014
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20 Camouflaged Pets….
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Aaron Paul Addresses Han Solo Rumors…
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Brad Pitt Song of the Day
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7 Year Old Loses His Tooth with a Golf Ball
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8 People Who Walked in Front of the Camera by Accident
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Malia Obama Pro Era Shirt…
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2015

02

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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I have decided to offer myself as a sexual aid/coach, where I let girls I meet on TINDER use me in their sex lives with random dudes they meet on TINDER, by putting me on speakerphone while they are fucking the random dudes they meet off TINDER, so I can coach them….I make for better sex. It’s a fact.

I figure, I don’t fuck people from the internet, unless they are really worthy of polluting themselves with me/my mouth, I’m a married man…but I can direct them to be the best they can be.

I guess that’s my contribution to the world in 2015 So far…

Here are some stepLINKS…

10 Pictures that Aren’t Dirty – But That Are Dirty
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Bikini Thong of the Day
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Ant Man Teaser
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Heidi Klum Beach Porno
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Chris Martin and Jennifer Lawrence on a Date
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Taylor Swift Makes Her Fans Cry
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Mirror Selfies
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Stephanie Pratt Proves Jet Packs in Bikinis are Not Erotic
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Slut of the Day
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Alice Eve Got Married in a Bikini
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Awkward Ohio State Fan – Possibly Getting Caught in the Act
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Kat Dennings – Dating Josh Groban
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Bai Ling is a Topless Fame Whore You Love
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Kathleen Bangs EVERYONE
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Jim Carrey’s Inspiring Mesage
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Deadly Animals Not Taking Your Shit
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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New Year’s Even Party at the Playboy Mansion
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Teresa Palmer in a Bikini
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Sophie Reade and Other Glamour Models Naked
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Emily Ratajkowski’s Tits in Gone Girl
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Perfectly Timed Photos in China
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Giada De Laurentiis in a Bikini
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Justin Bieber Skates – Doesn’t Die
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What Back to the Future Got Right / Wrong About 2015
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Claudia Jordan Fat Ass in a Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco is a Feminist – Redbook Lied
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Maitland Ward is Ridiculous
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Troian Bellisario Photoshoot for Schon Magazine
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12 Moments That Can’t End Well
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I Still Dig Heidi Klum’s Toplessness
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Booty in Leggings
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The Love magazine advent Calendar Round-Up
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Greek Actress See Through
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Iggy Azalea’s been Diagnosed with Lock Jaw
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Mark Schultz from Foxcatcher Doesn’t Like Foxcatcher
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Miranda Lambert’s Thick in Jeans
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Lookin’ Down Casey Batchelor’s Shirt
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Joanna Krupa Party Slut
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Raffaella Modugno in a Swimsuit
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Pam Anderson in a Bikini
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Selena Gomez Ankle Flash Causes Scandal
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Girls in a Bikini
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Iggy Azalea Cleavage
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Robotic Spider Dress
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The Girl Who Pranked her Brother for a Year with Snapchat
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FINGERS PERCOLATOR GLASS WATER BONGS
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Fake Megan Fox Nude
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Girl in Pink Tits
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Slow and Sexy Strip
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Sabine – Glamour Model Tits
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Strip Poker Picture of the Day
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Extreme Penetration
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Naked in Bed
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Brazilian Lesbians
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Crackhead Mom Breastfeeding or Katy Perry ?
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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See Through Lingerie
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Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

02

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I figure this two day hangover is probably a good indication of how 2015 is going to end up, exactly the same as 2014, and every year before it, with barely any self improvement, because as soon as the two day hangover dissipates, my morale will fall back into alcoholism and all the stupid restrictions I’ve put on myself that “this is my year if I quit drinking, drugs, hookers, start fitness, quit sugar, organize, work hard, produce more content, be celebrated as a genius etc”….are just part of this hangover…and shit life…I knew I shouldn’t have done MDMA…but I will drink my way through it because at my core, I know, the only thing that matters is nudes.

Here are some morning links…

Fireworks Over Manila
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Mickey Rourke Looks Pretty
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Girls in Bikinis
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Water Whore
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Some Ridiculous Pics of Miley
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Florida Woman Decapitated By Son WHo Doesn’t Want to Do Chores
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Dwayne Wade and LeBron Duel
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Tween Nipple
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The Selfie VIdeo Prank
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Alec Baldwin is Having another Baby
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The Third Rock From the Sun Kid Got Married to a Monster –
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Silliest Pranks of 2014
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Tight Dresses
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2015

01

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

In the event you haven’t been paying attention to pretty much every asshole in the world. It is 2015 and I was held hostage in a cabin in the woods with my obese wife and her family, so the only slut action I got was listening to a girl from tinder get fucked for a good two hours before falling asleep on her, it’s a modern day lullaby….

I also tried convincing girls to send me spread ass pics on my brand new snapchat…


snapchat – drunkenstepdad

Because the first spread ass pic of 2015 is the best….

So add me to snapchat…


snapchat – drunkenstepdad

Send me your spread ass pics for 2015….

And here are the first stepLINKS of 2015…

Slut of the Day – Circa 1980s Version of 2015
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Pornstars Spoof Eric Garner’s Death for the Sake of Porn
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Pitbull Falls on TV
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15 Kids Who Are cooler than you
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Hot Social Media Pic Round-Up
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Hot Girls – No Bras
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Cheesy Slut of the Day
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Joan Collins Erotica
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Tiger Jumping to Catch Meat
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Hilary Duff in Tight Ripped Jeans…
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Bikini Model – Kristina Sofia
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Gwen Stefani – Does Aspen
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Terrifying Bike Crash
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Allison Brie Big Tits Trying to Catch Their Breath
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Kaley Cuoco is a Housewife not a feminst
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Bad Dad Jokes
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Ela Rose Topless in a BIkini
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Kittens Excited About FOOD
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Rihanna in Lace
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35 People Killed in a Stampede in SHanhai
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20 Unhappy Animals
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Jamie Lynn Spears is Perfectly White Trash
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The Year in Nupples
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The Best Cat Artwork
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#TBT Big Lara Stone Tits
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The Cup Song Performed with Guns
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Leonardo DiCaprio Does St Barts Solo
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Bruno Mars Bought the Ugliest 6.5 Million Dollar Home iN LA
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Best Mugshots of 2014
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Melting Cans to Make a Sword
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Girls in Bed
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Sports are Just a Game
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DC Police Tell a Women Her Son was Fatally Shot
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FINGERS PERCOLATOR GLASS WATER BONGS
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Beatrice Dalle Naked in a Movie
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Babe Takes a Bath in Milk
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Naked Roadside Attraction
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Big Tits Hairy Pussy
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Slutty Girl Blowing Bubbles
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Amazing Nude Model of the Day
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Mainstream German Actress Does Hardccore Sex for a Mainstream Movie
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I am a Voyeur – I Like Voyerism – Here’s Some Voyeur Pics
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Third World Space Travel
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It’s Never Too Late for Santa GIFs
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Jayde Nicole in her Canada Bikini
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Dude Gets Treated Like a Punching Bag
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

My New Year’s Resolution is to control your orgasm…

Your New Year’s Resolution should be to send me more nudes….in videos…it is 2015 assholes get with technology.

2014 is over, like clockwork, and 2015 is starting, like clockwork and people are being all philosophical and reflective on their lives and year…publicly on facebook…it’s annoying.

We shouldn’t need to celebrate it, but I know a bunch of assholes forcing themselves to pretend to have fun because it’s New Years Eve…

All this to say, you’re all a bunch of assholes any and every year..and I love asshole.

If you want to send me your asshole – you can use SNAPCHAT – my handle is drunkenstepdad

Happy New Year.

Here are stepLINKS....

TV Anchor Rapping…
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Dead actor of the Day
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The Best Asses of the Day
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Rihanna’s See Through Moments of 2014
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Grown Men doing New Years Baby
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60 Year Old Christie Brinkley in a Bikini
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Kate Upton Topless
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Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap
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Slut of the Day
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John Mayer Broke Up Giada Laurentiis
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The Year in Racism
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Pug Life
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Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Women are Too Mean to Each Other
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Water Whore Whoring on the BEach
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Carmen Electra Leaves Rainbow Room
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Pop Hits Played on Household Objects
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Beach Cameltoe
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Nikki Reed Cameltoe Show in Short Shorts
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Sarah-Jane Crawford in a Bathing Suit
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The Best of Olivia Munn
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People Doing Inapprorpriate Things with Statues
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Kris Jenner is Fucking a Black Dude
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Alison Brie’s Asthma Attack
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Jamie Lynn Spears Knife Fight at Pita Pit
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Victoria Justice – Airport Porn
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Some Chick Named Kristina Sofia Shows Off her Bikini
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Rihanna’s Amazing Outfit
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Yoga Pants
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Mariska Hargitay Bikini Action Shot
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Cop Shoot Man of the Day
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2014 is the Year of Ariana Grande’s Ass Flash
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Mariah Carey’s Ski Pants
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Rocsi Diaz Does a Bikini Selfie
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Vintage New Year’s Cards
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Adrian Grenier and Some Chick in a Bikini
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Fireworks Out of your Ass
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FINGERS PERCOLATOR GLASS WATER BONGS
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Big Tits of the Day
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Lesbian New Year’s Parties
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Another Lesbian New Year’s Party
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The Best Nude Scenes from the movie “Too Much Pussy”
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Public Dildo
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Blew Hole in His Own Ass
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Bring in the New Year With Tits
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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The Best Way to Open Champagne
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

31

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

OMG, I hope you’ve figured out your New Year Plans, your New Years Dress, where you’ll be a midnight, who you will be with so that you can get that crush to give you your kiss, as a good luck charm to ring in the year, that if you’re lucky will end up being unwanted pregnancy…to teach you a lesson for being such an asshole…and I love asshole.

Here are the last 2014 Morning Hangover Dump for those who care, and most of you don’t, so they’ll have to tide you over til next year’s Morning Hangover Dump…tomorow…asshole….

Girl Reacts to One Direction TIckets
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10 Men Dressed Like New Years Baby
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Price is Right Fail
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Girls in Sunglasses
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Woman Can’t Find Her Gas Cap…
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People Who Don’t Understand Gas
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Hilaria Baldwin is Flexible
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Kid Destroys Dollar Store
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Jennifer Lawrence Nipple….
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Laura Cremaschi Wears a Thong
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What Your Dog Does When You Leave
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10 Most Damaging Hacks
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Countries with the Most Breast Implants
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Obama’s Heartfelt Message
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Lizzie Cundy In a Bikini
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Play Doh Ruined Christmas
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Best Porn EVER
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2014

30

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I was called out on tinder, by a girl on tinder, for being some kind of sleaze misogynist who prey’s on insecure girls, and who exploits insecure girls, when really all I do is make fun of celebrities, who aren’t insecure and who need to be made fun of because they are paid a lot of money, and I only look out for insecure girls, so that I can have sex, since any girl with any self esteem or self respect would never fuck with me, and that makes for a lonely existence, especially when married to a pig….and we all deserve the right to fuck…hence why I’m on tinder…

It’s New Years Eve Eve….listen to some Eve and strategize where the single girls will be…because I don’t know much, in fact I am an idiot, but I do know that girls love kissing motherfuckers on New Years…and kissing is the gateway activity to anal…seriously…think about it…have you ever fucked a girl up the ass without kissing her…exactly…

That’s all I have to say about that…Here are some stepLINKS….but first FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM

Play Doh’s Dick Shaped Mold is Amazing
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Kaley Cuoco’s Worst Photoshoot…
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Slut of the Day
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Sony Hacker was Probably a Chick – Obviously…
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Random Ass in a Bikini of the Day
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Lauren Stpner – Bikini
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Jessie Nizewitz Gaping Vagina….
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Woman Shot and Killed By Toddler at Walmart
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Ashley Tisdale Ass in Leggings…
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Kristen Stewart Lookin’ Homeless…
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Celebs in Bikinis in Barbados….
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A Bunch of Pics of Surf Girls
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Play-Doh Dildo!
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Water Whore….
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Yellow Bikini…
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Ruby Matthews is Good
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10 Grown Men Dressed as New Year Baby
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Cornstarch Flame Thrower
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Sharni Vinson in a Bikini
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Kaley Cuoco’s Nose Job
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Jeremy Renner – Divorce
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Robert DeNiro Poses With Legs….
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Casey Neistat Documents the Birth of his Daughter
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Jennifer Morrison Shitty Photoshoot
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Britney Spears Christmas…
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How To Stop Car Windows from Steaming Up
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Stephanie Seymour in a Bikini
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Hilary Duff Tiny Tanktop
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Strap Boob is a Thing…
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Chrissy Teigen One Piece….
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Color Changing Car Prank
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Rhea Durham in a Bikini
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Giada De Laurentiis Divorce
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Sofia Vergara’s Bikini Candids
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Hottest Eliza Dushku Pics
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Odeya Rush in Grey Magazine,..
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Lady Victoria’s Nip Slip
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Emma Stone Street Walker
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Simon Cowell Jet Skis
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The Korean Sluts from The Interview
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Josephine Skriver Bikini Modeling
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Pam Anderson Hepatatis Legs….
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Charlotte McKinney Big Tits….
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The Countries with the Most Breast Implants Per Capita
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Fan Snorts Sriracha after Losing Bet
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People Who Don’t Understand Gas Stations
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Babe in a Green Bikini
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Redhead Looks at herself Naked
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Naked Old Chick
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Tessa Fowler Big Tits…
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Some Sweet Fucking Titties
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Lakeside Nudes
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Slutty Promo Pics
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Lauren Nicholas See Through
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Kate Moran Naked in Some Movie…
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Amy Hood Naked
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Big Old Titties
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Random Actress in a See Through
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Drunk Stuck in a Toilet Stall
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

30

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It turns out if offer girls on tinder, even the ones who hate you, a flight to somewhere tropical they will all say yes…even if you tell them they have to have anal sex with you the whole time….and the funny thing in all of it…is that you don’t even have to take them to a 5 star hotel…we’re talking 2.5, 400 dollar all inclusive trips…

We call it bootleg jet setting…

Cheaper than a couple of dates or a hooker willing to have anal sex with you for 5 days….Here are some stepLINKS in the morning…

12 Vintage New Years Cards
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Kaley Cuoco Got a Nose Job…Haters
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Cancer Ad of the Day
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Monika Jagaciak Topless…
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Richard Linklater’s Next Movie….will be Awesome.
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Marky Mark’s Wife’s Ass
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Sexiest Selfies of 2014
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Sofia Vergara is Engaged
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Today in Cat Logic…
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Air Asia Bodies and Debris have been Found
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Sports are Fun….even though they are stupid
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Pam Anderson Rockin’ The Beach
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The Son Who Paid Off His Parents Mortgage
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Mariah Carey Plastic Face…
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Girls Tugging On Clothes
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Guy Gets Slapped By His Girl on Kiss Cam….
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16 GIFS of some Smooth Saves
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2014

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I can’t believe I am going to have to read people writing “I can’t believe it is 2015″…which amazes me…since it’s really just fucking clockwork. Every year…made up of the exact same amount of hours you fucking idiots….except leap year…but who cares about leap year…

I can’t believe I am going to have to read people writing their New Years resolutions…and thanks to social media, even though I am anti social, I need to be exposed to it…

I can’t believe I haven’t figured out the best place to be to find single, sad girls who need to french on New Years to feel validated….

Life is so stressful…Here are some stepLINKS

14 Honest Signs
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Creepy as Fuck Pacers Fan
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30 Year Timeline of Songs About Booty
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HUGE HOLIDAY TITS
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Tulisa Contostavlos – Blow Job Queen – In a Bikini
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Best News Bloopers of 2014
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Christina Aguilera Called Mickey Mouse an Asshole
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Justin Bieber is Banging Stephen Baldwin’s Daughter Publicly Because She’s 18
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Jordan Carver Slut of the Day
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Jessica Alba on Vacation
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Slena Gomez Cleavage
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Shitty Christmas Attention Seeking Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Has Contracted Some Virus….
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Snapping Spaghetti in Slow Motion
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16 Smooth Saves
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Scary Spice’s Husband Says he Never Hit Her – But He Should
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Hannibal Lector Trying on Masks
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Mariah Carey Sitting on Santa’s Lap
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Selena Gomez – Fat Face
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Arrested Woman of the Day
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Playboy Slut of the Day
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Victoria Silvstedt Hooker in a Bikini
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Lizzie Cundy in a Bathing Suit
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2014 in Wardrobe Malfunctions
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Nicest Gas Station Toilet Ever
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Mariah Carey Plastic Face
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Cheerleaders of the Pro Bowl
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16 Sports are Fun GIFS
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Water Whore of the DAy
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Steph Seymour Not Making Out With her Gay Son’s Boner in a Bikini
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Rihanna See Through Throwback
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Ed Sheeran Thinks Taylor Swift Should Date Orlando Bloom
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32 of Alison Brie’s Best Pictures
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The Rock’s Christmas Card is a Win
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12 Kids that Learned the Hard Way
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Stephanie Seymour Pokies
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The Femen Protestors VS Baby Jesus
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How To Increase Your Wifi Signal
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Taylor Swift’s Intense Legs of the Day
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Girls in a Mesh Dress
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Hot Busty Bikini Babe
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Animals That Don’t Want to Be Touched
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Trends we are Retiring
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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College Babes Wash Cars Naked
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Huge Ethnically Ambiguous Tits
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Pussy Slapper
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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5 Hotties Stripping…
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Reese Witherspoon – Pussy Slapper
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Kayslee Collins is Naked
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Old Fashion Racist Porn
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Dude Gets Caught with Side Bitch
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This Looks Dangerous
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Girl VS Toy
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

29

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day


My internet was cancelled, because paying bills is for pussies, so now I am in some random person’s cabin in the middle of the woods I though was a good idea to go to, while I was drunk…because we all could use a holiday getaway sometimes…especially since there is internet here…unfortunately, there is also three hooker looking girls with broken down faces and some dude raging on what I assume is meth…for the last 36 hours….but at least there is internet..

I figure ring in the new year like some kind of socialite…only my St Barts or Caribbean villa is hell.

This is why I don’t leave my house or socialize…unless I have to.

Here are some morning links…

Taylor Swift’s Cat’s Have the Dumbest Names
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Screech’s GF is Amazing
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16 Horrible but Amazing Holiday Socks
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Aaron Paul is the Next Han Solo
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Girls with Rockin’ Selfies…
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Pam Anderson in a Bikini
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16 Stupid Elevator Stunts
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Dad Fucks With his 17 Year Old Daughter
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Throwback to Rihanna Naked
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Khloe Kardashian’s Pants Off Photoshoot
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Girls with Red Lipstick!
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Madonna is Mad
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20 Horrible Dad Jokes
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

26

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Christmas is over. That is depressing. It’s such a prime time for drinking…and taking advantage of girls…

I guess our next series of festivities as an emotional/sexual predator will be New Years Eve..seeking and destorying the souls of hopeless romantic girls that just want that New Year’s kiss to start the year off with good luck…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Usher’s Dick Hit the Internet….
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And Beiber Got a Private Jet….
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Girls Doing Archery
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13 Christmas Fails
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Girl Dropping Xmas F-Bomb…
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Florida Fame Whores Fame Whoring
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Screech is a Mess
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The Best Things Stuck in Asses of 2014
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Mark Wahlberg’s Wife in a Bikini
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Anais Zanotte Topless in a Bikini…
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Katie Cassidy Bikini…
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Slut of the Day
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33 Amazing Driving Fails
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The “rapper” who made a Taylor Swift Break-Up Rap Cover…I Hate This Guy…
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Jessica Alba in Natural Health of the Day
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What You’re Saying with your Drink Choice
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Hilary Duff…and her Strong Legs
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Courtney Stodden Playing with her Massive Fucking Tits…
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Ashley Greene Legs in Shorts
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Charli XCX Thong Upskirt
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Stella Maxwell in Bikinis
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Nicole Kidman in Grazia China
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Taylor Swift Tried to be Low-Key
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Adults Try Public School Lunches
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Coco in with Huge Tits
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Ali Lohan Leather Skirt
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2014 a Year in Review
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Amanda Bynes is Cured
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Mariah Carey in Aspen
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Anja Rubik for Some Spring Collection
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Cute Girls with Dimples
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People Running Through Glass Compilation
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Caitlin O’Conner ina Tight Wet Dress
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Kardashian Khristmas
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Patrick Stewart Being Sad in a Hat
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25 Urinals to Pee In
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Beyonce Riding an Elephant
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Grown Woman Fucking 17 Year Old During High School Event
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Worst Strip Show Ever
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Lisa Ann has Big Tits
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Charli XCX Nips
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Model Tits
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Seduction by the Tree
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Pussy Slapper
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Anal Fingering.
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Fucking Lesbians
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Catherine McNeil’s Tits in Glitter
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So Much Great Ass
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Girl With the Worst Fucking Laugh
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Chinese People are Fucking NAsty
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

26

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It is boxing day….a good time to go to the mall and stare at girls fighting over bullshit deals…to spend their christmas money…because they’ve never heard of online shopping, or that there is no need to ever leave your house, but then you don’t get to stare at girls fighting over bullshit in the mall…which if that’s your fetish…you shouldn’t be reading this..

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Jesus Portraits
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People Rush to Collect 4.5 Million Dollars that Spills into the Street
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Girls in MIrror Selfies
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Awkward Family Photo of the Day – The Prince of Monaco
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Best of 2014 – Jennette McCurdy Leaked Photos
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Cara Delevingne Scissors Selena Gomez
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Julia Louis Dreyfus in a Bikini
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Japan is Scared of Vaginas
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Sad Patrick Stewart in a Santa Hat
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The Best GIFs of 2014
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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2014

25

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk on Christmas…and liquor…and diabetic shock from all the cookies…

The only thing that saved me from awkward family time…was sexting with all my amazing girlfriends…

Because nothing says Christmas like spread asshole pics…when I’m surrounded by assholes…eating stuffing spilling out of Turkey assholes….

And here are some stepLINKS…

Today in Drunk Santa
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Kendall Jenner and her Whore Mom
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So Much Hot Ass
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Angelina Jolie is Anorexic for the People
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25 Christmas Memes…
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Thong Bikini Round-Up
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Dog Fetch Fail
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Bill Gates Sends a Pretty Crazy Gift to a Reddit User
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Slut of the Day
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Amy Pascal Protester of the Day
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50 Caliber Rifle…
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10 Pathetic Christmas Trees
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Mariah Carey in Aspen
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Dakotah Fanning in Jeans
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Insane WTF Jesus Portraits
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock in a Bikini
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Surprise Santa Prank
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Best Christmas Porn Searches
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Top 10 Slutty Santa Celebs
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16 Family Christmas Portraits…
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Cameron Diaz’s Engagement Ring
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When Men are Asked to Draw Vaginas
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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini
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Fully Robotic Prosthetics
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13 Christmas Fails
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Weirdest Christmas Traditions Around the World
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Candice Swanepoel Christmas
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Pool Trick Shots…
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10 Dogs in Nativity Scenes
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Danny Trejo Topless in a Santa Hat
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Kids Terrified of Santa
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The 50 Best VINES of 2014
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M&M Sorting Machine
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Festive Dogs
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Lizzy Cundy in a Tight Dress…
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Christmas Slut of the Day
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Throwback Christmas Slut
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Worst Christmas Puns Ever
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Wrestler Beats Up his Shitty Son…
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Christmas Slut…
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Wild Christmas Party…
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Christmas Seduction
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Christmas Striptease
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Christmas Slut
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More Christmas Sluts Cumming
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Big Tits Do Jingle Bells
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Brunette and a Dildo
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Public Dildo
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Slutty Bridesmaids
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Christmas Sex
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Ghetto Christmas Sex
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Christmas Penis
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Cam Girl Christmas Dance
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Christmas Boob Flash
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

24

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Get into the Christmas spirit, while I try to get into this Christmas hooker, which would be a Christmas Miracle because I am pretty impotent, but the real Christmas miracle would be me not getting AIDS from whatever the fuck this pile of used up woman is…

I keep things festive on Christmas Eve…

All this say, Merry fucking Christmas you Non-Jews and Jews alike…It’s a wonderful time of the year…for friends, family, new friends, their families…food, drink, free handouts…take it in because it’s over tomorrow night…

Merry Christmas to All and to All a Good Night….

The Worst Xmas Puns
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Christmas Booty Pics
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Rihanna has a Hilarious Xmas Tree
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Eminem’s Cameo in the Interview
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Charli XCX Ass Flash
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Christmas Trash
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Girls Modeling in SHit
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Slut of the Day
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Elsa Hosk in a Bikini
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Thigh Gaps Everywhere
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The Best Christmas Porn Searches
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Weirdest Christmas Traditions from Around the World
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Hollywood Sluts
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15 Awesome Jesus Portraits
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Mariah Carey in a Christmas Tight Dress
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Dita Von Teese Shopping
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Alessandra Ambrosio in some Erotica
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Hilary Duff Cleavage
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Leigh-Anne Pinnock in a Bikini
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Pantyflash of the Day
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Christmas GIFs
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Claudia Romani Christmas Whore
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Keira Knightley Lookin’ Classy
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They Are Opening a Pacman Restaurant
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The Dog of the Day
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Hilary Duff – Glasses
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Jennifer Aniston for Allure
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Round-up of scary looking celebs pics
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Bai Ling Does Toplessness
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Drunk Santa
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All 9s and dimes on cam…no seriously..
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Naked Christmas Sluts
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Christmas Striptease
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Christmas Boob Flash
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Find the Best Porn EVER
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Naked Girls…Being SLutty…
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Slutty Bridesmaids
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Seriously Amazing Erotica
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Girl and Her Sex Toy
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Self Throat FUCK
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Round Ass Webcam Show
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AMazing Vagina Slapper
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Sex Tapes!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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