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2014

10

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

If you are trying to get a girl to have sex with you – do not tell her that she shouldn’t be scared to come home with you because you only murder homeless people, especially if you don’t murder homeless people, because she will find you weird and the defense that they don’t pay taxes or have a civic address means they aren’t actual people and in turn don’t count when you kill them, won’t hold up in court…and it won’t hold up when debating why she should go home with you…

Here are some morning links…

Really Stupid Extreme Sports
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Girls in Red Lipstick
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Totally Unretouched Photo of Britney Spears
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Bathroom Mirror Prank
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The Interception of the Year
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini
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Chinese Chicken Themed Pop Song
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Protest Signs of the Day
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Dancing Roommate
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12 Clever Repurposed Things
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Alyssa Arce in a Black and White Shoot
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Young Boston Fan
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Mascots that Will Lose Their Job
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Lais Navarro is Modelling Bikinis
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3 Year Old VS Rubiks Cube
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Baby Gorilla Killed at the San Francisco Zoo – Because Zoo’s are Inhumane
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Jessa Duggar Didn’t Bang Her Husband in Church
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11 Awesome Dad Reflexes
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Dudes Ruining Photos of Babes
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2014

07

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I have never had a girl want to have my baby. I know so many dudes who have had crazy bithes trap them for life by refusing the abortion, you know girls who just wanted the man, or the sperm donor, but for some reason, a reason I call genetically inadequate, even the worst fat chick looks at me and says “I would neve rhave that dudes kid”…they say…”even though i am a mormon jesus lover who hates abortion, pregnancy with that guy would be the fucking worst, and I’d vaccuum that fucker out”….

Sure, It’s worked out for me, but maybe I want to make babies, have a legacy through a parasite piece of shit…or at least try to make babies, inside models, and strippers, because it’s fun…now if only I can get a boner…#alcoholism…

Here are some stepLINKS…

14 Vintage Sex Toys…that Look Like Torture Devices…
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Seinfeld is Autistic
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Girls in Bed
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Wird Hits a GoPro with a Golf Club
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Rachel Bilson and Boyfriend Named Their Kid Briar Rose
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Candice Swanepoel Set of VS Shoot
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Patricia Jordane’s Racy Naked Shoot
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Ben Affleck Flexes his Tits
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Doutzen Kroes Pregancy Body…
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10 Favorite Quotes From Jon Stewart from New York Mag
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The Best Moustaches to Ever Be on TV
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A Bunch of Asses
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Keira Knightley Topless Shoot
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3 Supermodel Instagrams
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Sea Lion Chases a Boat
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Slut of the Day
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Kaley Cuoco Shit Her Pants
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15 Signs that will Offend
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Some Instagram Ho of the Day
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Great Historical Photos
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Vincent Van Gogh – May have been Murdered
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Body Parts that are in Fashion…
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Cara Delevingne Sex with Jack O’Connell…
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Jennifer Aniston is Ugly
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Taylor Swift Crystal Light Mash-Up Video
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Ass Implants of the Day
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Kate Beckinsale Tits
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Mirror Selfies
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Lorde’s New Video
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Best News Story Ever
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The Raccoon that Hates the Cold
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Erica Campbell Takes off Bikini…
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Nina Agdal GIFs
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Britney Spears Braless Candids…
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The Big Old Titties…
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Viola Bailey Big Tits..
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Nicole Kidman – Nipple SLip
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Topless Model Brushes Teeth
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Busty Brunette Has a Vag
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Salma Hayek’s Big Tits
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Jagerbomb Bar Trick with a Slut
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Candice Swanepoel’s Lingerie…
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

07

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I made friends with Sugar Babies last night, not because they were trying to get my internet money that I spend every month on a case of beer, because when you set low expectations for yourself you usually reach them…

Anyway, it was interesting to see that these Sugar babies are really not that much different than hookers, but they think they are. They have the hooker look, walk, hustle and level of class that comes with openly admitting they fuck for money, rather than models who just think they deserve to fuck for money…

That said, they didn’t accept my 10 dollars for a blow job at the end of the night and I was the biggest loser in all this, yet I’m still fat…confusing..

Polar Bear Getting Arrested
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Big Squishy Tits!
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Vintage Toys That Look Like Torture Devices
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Interstellar with 2001 Space Odyssey Mash Up
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Coco Bikini Body
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Kalli Thorne in Panties
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Drunk Spice
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Adult Swim’s 11 Minute Show made of Opening Credits
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Night Skiing is Crazy
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Dog VS Baby’s First Crawl
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2014

06

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

@minastefan does her own #stepGIRLS #selfie shoot because we asked her to…

A photo posted by www.drunkenstepfather.com (@drunkenstepfatherdotcom) on

Follow me on instagram INSTAGRAM and you probably won’t see me drunk with Irish women talking about how inconvenient pants are – and how unnecessary they are in public – and if it wasn’t for these social pressures and norms we live by…we would live in a far less oppressive policed state…but you will see random selfies girls send me…

Here are some steplinks…

15 Signs that Are Offensive….
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GIrls in Bras
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Duggar’s Kissing
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Genevieve Morton in a Bikini
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Dany is the Slut of the Day
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Urban Snowboarding
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It’s Easy to Sneak Contraband into Rikers Island
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Britains Actor of the Year is Some Chick in an Awful Dress
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Chrissy Teigen is a Lunatic
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Caitlin O’Connor Daisy Dukes
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Kelly Brook Lingerie Model..
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Selena Gomez Outtakes from Some Music Video
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Krysten Ritter Takes Public Transit
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Fat Ass in Leggings
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Christina Milian in Jeans
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“Fight Me” Prank
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Cute Baby Sea Otter
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Britney Spears Pokies
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Britney Spears is Terrifying
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Paris Hilton Cleavage
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Paris Hilton Has Sold 2 Billion in Perfume
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Star Wars “The Force Awakens”
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Ashley Tisdale Legs
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Stacy Keibler Post Baby Tits…
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Stacy Keibler Post Pregnancy Body
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Margot Robbie Tit Slip
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Nicki Minaj Big Cleavage
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How to Make a Michael Bay Film
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Nicole Kidman is a Robot
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Drunk Scary Spice
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Rachel Bilson Shat Out a Baby…
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Lisa Opie Yoga Pose
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10 Accidentally Perverted Sculpture…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Lesbians of the Day
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Weird Girl of the Day
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Naked Amateur Dressed Like Santa
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Busty Chick of the Day
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3 Naked Girls with 3 Hula Hoops…
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Ashley Tisdale Slutty as Fuck
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Some Playboy Chick
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Cara Buono from Waterland…
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Ass in Motion..
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Bad Pregnant Girl…
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Chinese Couple of the Day
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Wardrobe Malfunction
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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Selfie Bait
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

06

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Words of Wisdom. I’m here to inspire….and by inspire I mean tell stories of my awful and failed life to make you feel better about yours, while talking about celebrities who aren’t even that hot or sexy or interesting, but who have won….

I am also here to trick you into sending me nudes.

So Send Nudes…

I’m still drunk.

Lindsay Lohan Did Some Mean Girls Reunion Shoot – Because It is the Last Time She Mattered…
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Night Skiing is Cool
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Jeopardy Has the Best Fake Rapper Names
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12 Green Screen GIFs to Show You Hollywood Sucking
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Lady Gaga is Topless Backstage and Disgusting
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Artie Lange from Howard Stern Tweets ABout How He Wants to be a Slave Owner
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A whole bunch of Redheads….
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Jessica Chastain in Captain America / a Black Dress
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The Breasts at the CMAs
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Classic Movie Characters Who Died Dumb Deaths
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Britney has a New Boyfriend….handler…
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Ariana Grande at the CMAs
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Honey Boo Boo Slept in the Same Bed as the Molester – Because That’s What Molesters are into – even with fat girls who probably got her period at 4 due to fat
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Miranda Kerr Possible See Through
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Underwater Hotel of the Day
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Kat Torres is Hot in her Bikini
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Times Ice Cream Looks like Jizz
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This Guy Wants to be Eaten Alive by an Anaconda For TV Ratings
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2014

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

Never offer a uptight girl dressed like Wednesday Addams a half eaten cupcake you found on the subway, telling her you are giving it to her because you love her, and that eating it is worth the ebola scare…because she won’t appreciate.

Definitely don’t tell a girl you will force her to eat it..she will tell bar security and they will ask you to leave – because everyone is a jerk….when it comes to half eaten cupcakes you threaten to make girls eat for love…

Fascinating…

I’m drunk

Fuck you…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hoff Picture of the Day
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Internet Cleavage
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Salma Hayek is a Slut…
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Kelly Brook is a Slut
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Nicki Minaj is a Slut
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15 Animals Bro-ing Out…
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Kylie Jenner Gets Sued
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Magician Scares a Bitch
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It’s Ok for the Army to Call Soldiers Negros
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Jamie Chung is a Whore
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Katherine McPhee is a Slut
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Amanda Bynes is Fat
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Girls Tugging on Their Clothes…
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20 Food Related World Records
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How About Some Dakota Fanning
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Slut of the Day
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10 Reasons Why Trampolines are Good..
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Miranda Kerr Shitty See Through
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Some Taylor Swift Cover for You Homos
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Beyonce is a Slut
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Jessica Biel is Full of Babies
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15 Perfect GIFs
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Gisele is a Dude
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Taylor Swift is a Robot
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Anne Hathaway Slutty as Fuck..
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Katherine McPhee in Tight Dres…
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15 Mesmerizing Class Doodles…
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Disney Poptart Cleavage
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Karreuche Tran has a Bra
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2014 Fail Compilation
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Iggy Azalea Vag Slip
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Ice Cream That Looks Like Jizz
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Lorenzo Lamas Calls Shauna Sand a Bad Mom…
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Big Tits in Video…Real Big Tits…in Video
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3 Naked Girls with 3 Hula Hoops…
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Breast Milking of the Day
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New Dance Craze
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Legit Attention Whore
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Big Brother Shower Time
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Crazy Baby Chiro
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Finger Every Hole
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2014

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

My newest hobby is putting crushed chilli peppers on my dick, not because I need to see if I can still feel, but because I like seeing a girl’s reaction an hour after unprotected sex freaking out about her vagina fire…i am easily amused like that…

10 Ways Japan is Winning
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Will Smith’s Been Taking Ass Pics of Jada Pinkett
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What’s in a McRib…
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Slut of the Day….
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Virgin Australia Bathroom Malfunction Leaves Passengers Covered in Shit
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Slow Motion Motorboat
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Maitland Ward Fame Whoring
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Lisa Opie in a Bikini…
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Selena Gomez – Braless and Bloated
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1 World Trade Center Time Lapse
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Top 10 Another Amanda Bynes Twitter Meltdown
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Behati Prinsloo and Adam Levine are the Fucking Worst
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14 Kids Toys Fail…
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Anne Hathaway in a Scary Dress
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Kelly Brook in Shorts…
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Sveva Alviri Bikini Moswl…
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Carey Mulligan for UK Bazaar
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Joanna Krupa See Through….
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Lady Gaga TOpless
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Rihanna Ninja Turtle
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Best Dunkers in NBA History
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Cheerleader of the Week
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Melissa George See Through
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Sarah Stephens Hot Lingerie…
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Funny Girl with Hard Nipples of the Day
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10 Times Hackers Were Confused for Cartoon Bank Robbers
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Brittney Grinder Attacked By a Man with a Knife in China
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Miley Cyrus May Be Banging Patrick Schwarznegger
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Jelena Jensen Dildo By the Pool…
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Woman Hospitalized to Remove Deer Tongue from Vagina….
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Greek Ho
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19 Year Old Finger…
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Nude Natasha
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Cucumber Fun!
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

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2014

04

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

They swagger jack us cause they afraid of our potential ???? @tortorr

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

I’m pulling a bit of all nighter, but not because I was out ripping lines of adderall off the tits of college girls studying for midterms in the library…you know because the girls who study are the sleaziest…but because my obese wife snores like a fucking pile of dying cows getting sodomized…and unfortunately smells worse…the good news is that I can eat my feelings and text random girls for gaping asshole pics…they never answer but knowing they get those messages is good enough.

Here are some stepLINKS…

12 Terrifying Animals with Kids
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Top 10 Victoria’s Secret Fantasy Bras….
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Chris Rock Says He Never Hit a Woman First.
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Beyonce as Frida Kahlo
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Naked PETA Protesters
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One of the Dumbest Men in the World
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Best Fall Beers…
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J.Lo Cleavage..
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14 Signs Lost in Translation…
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100 Rejected Pumpkins VS a Snowblower
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Thigh Gaps…
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Lady Gaga Does KKK
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9 Impressive Parking Jobs…
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Taylor Swift Pulled Her Music Off Spotify…
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Asian Side Boobs!
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Hot To Put a Duvet Cover Like a Boss
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2014

03

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I woke up like dis #bts ???? @jjamesjoiner for @esqstyle

Una foto publicada por Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) el

When meeting a girl off tinder for the first time, after telling her you want her to glue her vagina shut, so that when you meet you know she’s been saving herself for you, you’d think telling her you don’t care about AIDS babies in Africa dying of malnutrition would be the last thing to offend her and make her walk out on you before showing you said glued together vagina….but then you remember – any girl you tell to glue her vagina that is willing to meet you – is probably an unstable disaster in need of all kinds of therapy…and that’s what keeps things exiciting…right…

Here are some stepLINKS..

So Much Thigh Gap
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15 Sonogram Celebrity Look-Alikes
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Reese Witherspoon Doesn’t Want to Be Likable
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Rihanna Was a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle
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Man Confesses to Torturing and Murdering Daughter’s Rapist…
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15 GIFs that Expand Your Mind…
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Tara Reid Falls the Fuck Down
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Ariana Grande Midriff
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Salma Hayek Busting Out
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Slut of the Day
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Speedo Plane Prank
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Courtney Stodden’s Halloween
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Heidi Klum’s Ridiculous Halloween Costume..
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Taylor Swift Halloween Costume…
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Jennifer Lopez says Ben Affleck is the One Who Broke Her Heart…
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Alana Blohm is the Random Model of the Day
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Some Girls Night Out Pics…
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Online Dating Horror Stories…
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Nick Offerman Home Depot Spoof
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Kate Upton Vagina Flash
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Pigeons Have Good Karma
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Jennifer Lopez Cleavage
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Kate Beckinsales Hot at Some Event…
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Corn Stalk Prank
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Lady Gaga’s Costume is the Best She’s Ever Looked…
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Elisha Cuthbert….at an Event…
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Eliza Doolittle in Fishnets
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Lena Dunham Didn’t Molest her Sister
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There’s a Grumpy Cat Christmas Movie
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Olga Kurylenko at the Russian Ball
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Hailey Baldwin Eating a Lolli
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Rihanna’s New Cover for Elle
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Girls in a Sports Bra
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Container Ship VS Shore
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27 WTF Cars
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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WATCH THEM BABES BE BAD GIRLS ON CAM GIRLS
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Hot CHick in a Kitty Costume
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Porn Stars on Halloween
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Probably the Hottest Girls in the World Willing to Get Naked –
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Camille Rowe and Sara Sampaio Naked!
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Banana Vagina
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People Still Do Bath Salts…
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Weird as Fuck Public Sex
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The Toilet on the Train
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Join Kayden Kross’ Arm Candy Contest
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Wet Amateur
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Where Ebola is From…
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So Many Hot and Amazing Cam Girls On Cam Doing Cam Things that You Need to Watch…
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Celebrity Porn!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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