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2016

14

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want to make girls feel special….tell them that you had a dream about them….

If you want to make girls feel creeped out…follow up that statement with a picture of your load on a barbie doll that looks like them…

Here are some morning links…

A Bunch of Bikinis on Sluts
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Titty Lamp Shadow
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Lebron James Messages Meaty Ass Instagram Girl – For His Retirement
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Coco Twerks with Baby
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Hey Nerds Make a Light Sabre
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Some Random Porn Looking Slut in a Bikini
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Kristen Stewart – Lesbian
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Crushing a Rubber Duck with a Hydraulic Press
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Gwyneth Paltrow on Spray Cheese
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Monkey Drop Kicks a Dude
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Kiss Cam Takes an Surprise Turn…
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Honest Original Jungle Book Trailer
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Weird Clothed Leggings Dildo Video
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Bono Makes Amy Schumer Joke
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Veronika is Great
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2016

14

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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OOPS – FORGOT TO PUBLISH THESE….

I am going to be at coachella on tinder from my couch in Canada. Thanks to tinder plus for the hook up. If you see me while at the exclusive parties – Swipe right. We will sext.

I accidentally saw my neighbor watching ELLEN and realized that for some people dancing in the crowd as Ellen does her awkward trademark dance, that’s where they peak.

The real depressing thing is that is that it is more accomplished than me.

Here are some stepLINKS….

Hot Girls with Gym Shorts
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Rosie Huntington Whitely Ass Flash…
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Megan Fox Going Through with Divorce Despite Pregnancy
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Miley Cyrus Topless Photo Leaked by Her Assistant….
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Gwyneth Paltrow Would Smoke Crack before Spray Cheese…
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Ankles…
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Monkey Drop Kicks..
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Building a Light Saber….
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Olivia Culpo Cleavage
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Bald Tilda Swinton…
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Bus VS Road Ragers Car
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Frenchman Prankster Makes Fun of Prank Videos – Kissing Girls..
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Iggy Azalea Panty Flash…
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Jennifer Lawrence Tits in a Tight Sheer Top
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COCO Twerking with her Baby
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Lindsay Lohan Cleavage…
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World’s Largest K’Nex Ball Machine
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British SLut Tits
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Some Slut I’ve Never Heard of in a Bikini
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Flying on a Flyboard
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Girls with Dimples
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Zoe Kravitz See Through…
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Cara Delevingne Dressed Like Peter Pan
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Jason in Leggings.
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Miley Cyrus and her Nipples
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History of Adult Swim….
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Em Rat Cow Takes her Tits Out Shopping
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Kristen Stewart – LESBIAN
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Margot Robbie Big Girl in Pantyhose
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So Much Ass
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Naked Girl in the Bath
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Some Chick Named Kandi and Her Big Tits
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Sara Underwood Hustle…..Ass on Instagram…
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Porn Acting School
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Bull Rider Slut
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Wasted Guy at Festival
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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College GIrl…Bad…College Girl…
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THis Second’s THoughts Video is HILARIOUS
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Belly Dance Strip
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Strip Twister with Four Girls
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Danielle and her Big Tits
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Pics and Video Porn By the Porn Gatherer
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2016

13

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Trying to coordinate a CUM taste test with girls you meet in bars or off tinder is always a fail….that’s why you have to just bring a syringe filled with it to squirt into their drinks…it’s the new kind of roofies date rape…it’s the kind that she doesn’t get fucked up by, she doesn’t even know it happens, only you know…and in this social media of too much sharing, over sharing, living life for others approval…for that instagram pic…while some things, like this, you gotta keep to yourself…

I guess what I am saying is that everyone shares everything on the internet…and the only thing they don’t share is the things they are ashamed of, like their sexual predator, fetish, weirdness.

I know when everyone on my facebook has diarrhea, herpes, throws up…but I never know when they jerk off wearing their mom’s panties…

You get what I’m saying, and these are some stepLINKS…

Huge Collection of Hot Asses
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Crushing Rubber Duck
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Cami Li is a Monster in a Bikini
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Kate Hudson’s New Athlete Dick….
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Dude ALmost Gets Taken Out by a Plane
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Conan in a K-Pop Video is Terrifying
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Kirsten Dunst is Single
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The Guy Who Sleeps 5 Hours a Day
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Doctor Strange Trailer
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Thirsty Tinder Profiles…
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Josie Canseco Topless
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Hot Girls with Gym Shorts
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2016

12

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I am trying to convince a girl to get butt plugs for ANAL training, but her main concern is the shit…because shit is gross

So in my anal training course, I suggest she stop eating for 48 hours before anal….or she can stop 24 hours before and have a series of enemas, because poo is gross…but she finds that too much work…and would rather wait until she’s constipated so that anal won’t get shit on a dick…but since I hate shit, I think that strategy is a game of chance, because as likely as it is for the shit to be compacted by the dick, it could be unleashed by the dick…leaving shit everywhere…ruining sheets…and dignity…and making a shit hater like me throw up…

Maybe the answer is to find a dude into shit…because when it comes to anal, you’re playing with fire, even if I’ve never had shit on my dick in all the years of anal that I’ve had…

Maybe the real answer is with the homos of the world…

This is how I spend my days…

Big Tits…Breathing..Huh?
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Victoria’s Secret Models at an Event
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Dude ALmost Taken Out by a Plane
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Charlize THeron – Bug Dress
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Heidi Klum in a Bikini
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Is Lohan Enganged?
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Skateboarding an Empty Waterpark
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Blake Lively on Set
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Jenna Dewan Huge Tits
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Most Racist Moment on a Gameshow
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Lizzy Cundy See Through
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Selena Gomez in a Sports Bra at the Airport
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Gwyneth Paltrow Likes to Fuck
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Accidentally Catching a Gator Instead of a Fish
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You’ll Want to Fuck Camilla Luddington
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Kanye West’s Talking Shit on Taylor Swift..
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Ambrosio in TIght Pants
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Dora the Explorer Voice at an Event…
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Roxy Horner is Hot as Fuck
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Alligator Through Wendy’s Drive Thru
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Cat Breaks Lamp – Gets Electrocuted
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Barbara Palvin Models Lingerie
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Charlize Theron in WSJ
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Abigail Rathchford Milkshake Photoshoot
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Eliza Cummings Tits in Marie Claire Italy
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Tower Demolition Fail
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Inside Etch a Sketch
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Tests His Own Bullet Proof Vest While Wearing It..
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Some Model Named Belinda in Lingerie
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Nic Cage / Vince Neil the best
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Game of Thrones Second Trailer
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Dude Staring at a Bikini Model Touching her Toes
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Ciara’s Upper Thigh is Great
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Skanks Dine and Dash
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Sarah Underwood Sharing a Donut
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Star Wars Kid is Having Hard Times…
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90210 David is Megan Fox’s Baby Daddy
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xHAMSTER Blocks North Carolina
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Chloe Moretz Cameltoe
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Idiot Causes Crash…
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Miley Cyrus and her Boyfriend / Fiance
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A Bunch of Fan Girls
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Adriana Lima Oiled Up
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David GEST has Died
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Woman Sets Gas Station on Fire When Dude Won’t Give her a Cigarette
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Weird clothed Dildo Video
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Some Naked Babe
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Naked Blonde with Big tits
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Busty Busted Naked Cleaning Lady
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Weird Porn Fantasy
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Asian Stripper Tips
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Kim Garnder in a Bikini
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Canadians Masturbate to Eskimos
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Big Tits on Display
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Pics and Video Porn By the Porn Gatherer
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Random Tumblr Porn!
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2016

12

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

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I offended a girl the other day, I don’t remember what I said, but I remember her response being “I’ll piss on your face”….

Yes, that’s the kind of girls I hang out with, real fucking ladies, and the funny thing in that is that the girl was actually hot, white trash comes in all shapes.

The problem with her approach of threatening to “piss on your face”…was that I totally wanted her to piss on my face…so I spent the next hour trying to convince her to piss on her face….

Needless to say…she didn’t piss on my face and that this story has no point, no climax, no resolution…other than a reminder that women will always disappoint me…with false promises…like they were my neglectful mom.

So girls, if you are trashy enough to threaten to piss on a guys face in anger, go through with it…even if you know that punishment is more sexual fetish feeding….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Busty Girls Pulling on Her Clothes Slutty
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Bikini Model Touches Toes While Old Man Watches
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Kate Middelton’s Nasty Feet
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Man Throws Alligator into Wendy’s Drive Thru Window
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Ashley Graham – Fat Chick in Lingerie
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Space X Launch
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Posh Spice in Vogue China
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I am Still Watching – The Vince Neil Nic Cage Drunken Vegas Fight
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Belarus Yodeler…Weirdest Performance Ever….
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Woman Pulls Out a Gun to Defend her Husband
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s in a Sports Bra
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People are Loving the New Suicide Squad Trailer
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Megan Fox is Pregnant Again – With Third Child – Despite Divorce
CLICK HERE

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2016

11

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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When trying to convince a girl to have anal sex….do not do it by telling her you want to measure your dick in her poop hole…

When trying to convince a girl to insert household objects in her vagina…and she’s open to the idea…do not start off suggestions with “butcher knife”…

When a girl buys you a drink in a bar…do not accuse her of trying to date rape you in efforts to spin you’re trying to date rape her….because she won’t buy you another drink…and free drinks are everything

Those are some words of wisdom of the day…I don’t remember anything that happened this weekend – but can assume it’s better than these words of wisdom.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lots of Big Fucking Tits
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Mother Shoots Her Kid’s Phone…
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THe Queen Almost Flashes her Vagina
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Teacher Lost Her Job for Spring Break Activities
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Vanessa Hudgens in a One Piece
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Daisy Ridley is Very Tall
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Kerry Washington Likes Photoshop
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Alexander Skarsgard White Panties…
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Shanina Shaik Cleavage and her boyfriend
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Kendall Jenner Adjusting her Leggings…
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Pool Manager Gets Swarmed By Muslims
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Jessica Biel’s Big Tits
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Cara Delevigne Looks Terrifying
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Jennelle Evans Titties in a Dress
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Lindsay Lohan Big Boobs…
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Manny Pacquiao Boxing…
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MTV Movie Awards Happened and No one Cared…
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Tom Cruise Completes Final Phase
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Imogen Thomas in a Purple Bikini
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Tara Reid at Nice Guy….
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Britney Snow Cleavage…
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Ashley Greene Cleavage
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Woman Sets Gas Station on Fire
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Burger King Gets All the Windows Smashed Out
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I like thigh gaps – I saw at least three today
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Female MMA Fighter’s Cauliflower Ear Explodes….
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Lizzie Cundy See Through Outfit
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More Lizzie Cundy See Through…
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Iggy Azalea Tight Shorts…
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Funeral Parlor Thief – CRAZY
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Caitlyn Jenner Tits…
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Khloe Kardashian is Over Saving Lamar
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Dark Hair – Light Eyes
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Arsonist Gets 20 Years for this Video…
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Random Tumblr Porn….
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Aria Giovanni Tits for Old Times..
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Crazy Springbreak Girl
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Crazy Bitch on Spring Break…
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Vibrating Ring Mistaken for a Bomb…
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Naked Greek Slut…
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Tessa Big Tits
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Cuckold Fail of the Day
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Mechanical Bull Riding…
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Teen Masturbating…
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

11

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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You know those days you wake up dreaming of the dead prostitute in your basement decomposing on th warm spring melt day – I am Canadian, I call it Sugaring Off….only to wake up and realize the smell you are smelling is your dogs asshole in your face….and the only dead thing in your house is your fucking soul…

We call that Monday…Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…I am going back to bed.

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Thigh Gaps!
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Bella Throne and Her Sister’s Vagina Definition of the Day
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Caitlyn Jenner Tits
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Funeral Parlor Theif…
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New Suicide Squad Trailer
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Slut in a Bikini Being a Slut
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Leo Hiding His Face at a Hockey Game
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Helicopter POV Cliff Rescue
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Black Eyed Peas Comeback tour – is Terrifying – Cuz Fergie is a Zombie
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No One Went to the MTV Movie Awards
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Crazy Deserted Island Help Sign
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Sluts in the Gym
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Kirstie Alley Supports Trump to Remind You That Kirstie Alley Exists
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Workers – Getting it Done
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2016

09

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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I was drunk the last 48 hours, which isn’t saying much, but it’s a good reason why the stepLINKS no one care about weren’t done.

The highlight of the being drunk the last 48 hours, was probably forgetting everything that happened, except trying to sing a love song to a french girl with a great ass at Karoke, only for her boyfriend to try to choke me out and threaten to beat me with a bottle…which is exactly why I am supposed to be a back-up dancer not the lead….

Time to drink more – but here are some mother fuckering links..

Side Boob!
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Drunk Nic Cage and Vince Neil in a REAL FIGHT IN VEGAS!
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Popstar Bit By Cobra On Stage -Getting Bit By Cobra On Stage Before Dying
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Kendall Jenner and the One Direction Who Fucks Her
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Kate Moss Hard Nippples
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Gwyneth Paltrow – and Cameron Diaz – Co-Sign Each Other’s Old Actress Whoring Out
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Pregnant Taylor Swift in Tight Jeans
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Police Chase – Ends in Selfies….
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The Last American Idol Ever – Good
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Why the Land Rover Defender is 70,000 Dollars
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Cameron Diaz Giving the Finger
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Demi Lovato Falls on Stage and Dies…
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Axl Rose broke Foot – Still Does Coachella – Don’t Worry Faggots
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Stephanie Scott – UPSKIRT
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Smiling Girls
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Charlize Theron’s Got Amazing Legs
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Lindsay Pelas Big Tits in a Bikini
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JC Penny Period Skirt
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Braless Rita Ora
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Sluts at American Idol Finale
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Olivia Holt – Legs
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Ozzy Man Reviews Thrilling Marble Race
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The Office is Doing a Feature Film on Ricky Gervais Character
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J.Lo Works with Dr Luke – Because Some Old Bitches Like Rape
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Miami Road Rage
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10 Second Songs is Doing 65 Songs in 5 minutes Through Rock and Roll History…..
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Drone Crashes Through Office
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Dog Runs to Bed When TV is Turned On
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Two Dogs Playing HOckey
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Bella Thorne’s SiSters Ass in a Bikini
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Drew Barrymore Dumped Because Her Husband Hated Her For Being a Hippie Cunt
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Hot Australian High Jumper
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Crazy Girl On Spring Break Humping Face
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Husband Gets Second Thoughts When He Gets Wife Fucked By a Black Guy for His Cuckold Fetish… LOLZ
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Fail!
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Hooker and Drone Caught by Drone
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Girl and Just a Whole Lot of Masturbating
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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Huge Tits By the Pool
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Wifey Has her Tits Out
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Woman Knife Fights a Dude
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Fucked Up at the Festival
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2016

08

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s not my birthday anymore….

But that doesn’t mean I can’t eat cake….Or guilt bars to give me free drinks pretending it is my birthday…Or have my friend tell every girl in the bar it’s my birthday only for them to give me hugs…that allow me to stick my tongue in their mouth – confusing them as to whether it is mouth rape….only to go along with it because people are genuinely nice and don’t like to be mean on my birthday – that is now over, but never over, if you’re a con man hustler, which I would be, if I left my house….and really cared more about fun than just getting drunk..

Here are morning links…in the morning….it’s morning..

Today in Side Boob
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German Suplex your Friends in Swimming Pools Gayness
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TSA SPent 1.4 Million on an App a Guy Made in 10 Minutes
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James Franco’s Lesbian Twilight Shit
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Gwyneth Paltrow Bikini Top in Peru
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Kim K – Tries to Get Into Politics
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BlACK CHICK IN A DRESS OF THE DAY
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Girls Review of Eating Ass
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Lindsay Lohan Wants Babies
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Mirror Selfies!
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Playing With Fire
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2016

08

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s my birthday – do your own damn stepLINKS…

That said, all the kind words for my birthday has been pretty amazing, since I make a point of not wishing anyone a happy birthday – seeing as I’m an asshole…who don’t care…

All I ask for is world peace and to find a way to love my pug more than I already….

Here are some stepLINKS…

Tight Yoga Pants…
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Selena Gomez New Face
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Flight Attendent of the Day
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Ariel Winter Bikini WHore
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Reading Inappropriate Books on the Subway
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Scarjo in a Magazine
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Giant Flamethrower in Slow Motion
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Anne Hathaway Made Baby
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Gwyneth Paltrow Tits…
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Underwear Model of the Day
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Rita Ora Big Boobs
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Charlie Sheen Being Investigated!
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French Slut in a bikini
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Grandpa TITS!
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Model Responds to People Who Call her Fat
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Almost a Lily ALdridge Upskirt
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Anna Kendric is So Boring
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Charlize THeron in a Movie
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Flashing Tits in the Car
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Volleyball Win with Face
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Mechanical Bull Erotica
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Wet Vagina!
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Camille Rowe for playboy
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Naked Blonde Chick
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

07

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s my birthday – and I will ask your girlfriend for nudes if I want to…

I’ll also write mean blog posts about models and celebrities….while drunk…but I do that everyday…

Maybe everyday is my birthday…and I don’t realize it…because I’m not a self involved, self absorbed narcissist cunt like everyone else seems to be…but then again I do have a blog which is pretty fucking pretentious…”LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IT IS SO IMPORTANT”…not that anyone reads the site…but you get what I am saying and that is that I’m drinking whiskey at 10:30 am….looks like I’ve made it.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the MORNING….HANGOVER…DUMP….

Tight Yoga Pants
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3000 Matches in a Half Sphere
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The Mummy Starring Tom Cruise..
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Light Skinned Black Girl in a White Dress – Cultural Appropriation
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Awkward Girl Breaks Up With Boyfriend
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Kevin Federline
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Erin Heatherton is Fat
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Gold Trick Shots
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Jessica Biel’s Big Boobs in White Tank Top
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Swiss Army Man…
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So Many Redheads…
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2016

06

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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My DOT COM BILLIONS aren’t even DOT COM MILLIONS but rather DOT COM HUNDREDS….

We live in a world where plus sized girls don’t know they are plus sized…or pretend they aren’t plus sized…instead of taking ownership on being plus sized…

Asking girls to send you the paint chip color closest to her asshole color…doesn’t work…they won’t do it….they will think you’re weird…paint chips to show you her nipple color maybe but anus never…I know you’d think girls love home decorating, and that paint color would be the gateway to anus pic, but truth is you’ll probably have a better chance getting an asshole pic than the paint color…crazy world we live in…

Here are some stepLINKS

A Bunch of Crazy Asses
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Erin Heatherton was Too Fat for Victoria’s Secret
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Out of Control Semi Truck!
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Lana Del Rey in a Bikini
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Swiss Army Man – Looks Fucking Crazy
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Janet Jackson is Pregnant at 49
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Jessica Biel Doing the Mom of the Day
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People are into Fatty Melissa McCarthy Lip Syncing
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Courtney Stodden Naked for Instagram
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Girls in Flannel
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Holly Peers Topless Glamour Model Shoot
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Charlize Theron Suffers for her Looks…
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Bird VS Cat Video
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Model in Catalog Pics
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Is ADD an Advantage?
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Woman Confuses Kevin Hard for Chris Rock
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Superhead Has Restraining Order
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Elle Fanning in Short Skirt…
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Slutty Vanessa Hudgens
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Selma Blair Nipples
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AMbrosio in a Sports Bra
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Michelle Lewin in Short Shots…
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Maitland Ward Topless Tit…
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Macaulay Culkin Long Hair….
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Beyonce is Suing a Company called Feyonce
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Disturbed’s Sound of Silence…
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Big Juice Tits
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Slut for National Beer Day
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Should Pornstars Be Respected?
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Katherine Heigl Launches a Blog….
CLICK HERE

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Random Tumblr Porn
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Crazy Cunts Showing Off Their Cunts
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Some Naked Chick
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Bimbo On Camera
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Angry Bitch of the Day
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Masturbating Cam Whore
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Some Busty Naked Chick
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Kayden Kross Pussy
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FIlled Up….with a Bat
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HUGE TITS
CLICK HERE

Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
CLICK HERE

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2016

06

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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If you want the girl at the bar to go home with you – do not tell her that you’ll let her keep the change she finds in your couch if she makes you cum. Apparently it’s not an incentive….and either is…”I just want to squeeze the juices out of you”…when she’s hugging you goodbye because she’s not going home with you…

Here are some stepLINKS in the Morning…

Crazy Asses…
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Rodney Dangerfield on Johnny Carson….
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Woman Mistakes Kevin Hart for Chris Rock – RACIST!
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Bella Thorne Tits….
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Jurassic Park as a Nature Documentary
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Britney Spears Abs…
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Golf Trick Shots
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Kerry Washington for Adweek…
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Girls on Beach….
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Slutty Beyonce….
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Surprising People with Puppies
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2016

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

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The highlight of my night was when my friend who was out of town’s wife hit me up because she had no cash on hand to leave the kid as the “tooth fairy”…because we live in a plastic world…

To which I asked how much she needed, she said 5 dollars, and I started negotiating the blowjob she’d give me if I showed up with 5 dollars…because there’s just something amazing about paying my friend’s wife 5 dollars for a blowjob that she’s going to use as a “tooth fairy” gift….

She didn’t go for my offer, I guess she found someone with less aggressive conditions of lending her 5 dollars….or maybe it just creeped her out…

I wonder if I’ll still be invited to their memorial day party…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Girls Tugging at Clothes
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Michelle Rodriguez was Jealous of Paul Walker’s Death While On Ayahuasca
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Farrah Abraham in a Bikini
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Gigi Hadid Slut Photoshoot…
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Bridge Implosion
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Charlize Theron Underwear…
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Gal Gadot – Wonder Woman
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Charlize Theron Cleavage
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Emma Roberts Has an Insane Body
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Amy Schumer Labeled Plus Sized and is Mad! Fat Bitch…
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Genevieve Morton’s Hard Nipple
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Olivia Munn Fashion Magazine
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Jennifer Metcalfe See Through Wet Bikini
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Delusional Energy Shield Master Dares Dude Martial Artist
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Gwyneth Paltrow Lets Bees Sting Her Face
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Short Skirt Bitches…
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Britney Spears Stomach….
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Rosie Huntington Jean Shorts
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Victoria’s Secret Models That Posed Nude….NUDE!
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Melting Sock in Sulfuric Acid…
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Kate Hudson See Through
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Big Mexican Tits
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Maitland Ward Topless on Snapchat
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Bella Thorne Cleavage…..
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Adriana Lima Legs…
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Frenchy Morgan Bikini…
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Beyonce Flash Dance for Elle
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Hot Girls in Selfies Because Hot Girls Are Self Involved Sluts
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Girl Gets Slammed
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The Jennifer Metcalfe Bikini See Through Hustle
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Random Tumblr Porn
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Alyssa Arce and a Ford GT Naked As Fuck…
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Charley Atwell Tries Bikinis…
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Masturbating Cam Whore Caught by Security Cam
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Slut in the Bath
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Hooker in a Tree
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Shitty Job
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THREESOME
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Natural Tit Strip
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Kinky as Fuck
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Squirt Squirt on Glasses
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Angry Bitch…
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Tess in Black Heels….
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Nude Selfie of Naked Selfies of the Day
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2016

05

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Yesterday, I decided the best way to get a girl you don’t know very well to fuck you is to take her to the strip club. The logic is based on when I dated girls years ago, in an era before porn, where the strip club would get girls fucking horny when you buy her a lap dance and give her the first set of tits she can grab…while you watch.

Well, in an era of porn, hook-ups due to always being horny, and all girls having had at least one lesbian experience…the getting a tinder 20 year old you just met a lap dance…turns out to not make the girl you met horny, it just costs 200 dollars…

#noblowjob..

Here are some morning links…

Miranda Lambert and her Feet for the Foot Fetishists
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The Scarjo Robot is Amazing – at Least for Virgin Losers Who Can’t Get Real Girls…or AFFORD a REAl GIRL…
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Aussie Man Reviewing People Taken Out by Bulls
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Jessica Simpson – Ass Eater
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Kate Bosworth in a Bikini is Everything
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When Gender Euality Fails…
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Drone Transports a Chainsaw
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I am Still Laughing at this Pic
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Melissa McCarthy in Leather Leggings is Porn to Someone….Someone Very Weird…But Someone
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To Catch A Predator Prank Gone Wrong
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Whale Watching Boat Crashes Into a DOck
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Gwyneth Paltrow VS the Bees
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