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2014

17

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I took a lesbian to a stripclub…which was as big of a cocktease as the actual stripclub, because like strippers, lesbians don’t like the penis in a strip club…or anywhere..and I guess that’s ok, because I am a married man who, like Santa Claus gives the gift of lap dance…

Courtney Love Solved the Malaysian Plane Crash
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Girls With Thigh Gaps
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Kate Moss in a Bikini with her Topless Friend
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12 New Irish Toasts
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Jenny McCarthy Gets Raped on Twitter
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LeAnn Rimes Lingerie to Little League
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Vivianne Figuerdo Bikini
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25 Hip Hop Drinking Songs
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Justene Jaro is the Slut of the Day
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Mila Kunis Engaged
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Man in Yoga Pants Prank
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Leanna Decker Posing in Bikinis
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Mick Jagger’s Fashion Designer Girlfriend Commited Suicide
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Emma Watson Black Dress
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Good News – Fred Phelps is Dying
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This is What it Sounds Like When a Trombonist Sneezes into his Instrument…
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Dirty Upskirt From A Dirty Celeb…
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Gemma Atkinson Hot in a Bikini
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Teresa Ann Savoy Naked in a Movie
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Why Kim Kardashian Is An AWESOME Sister
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5 Cocktails for Secret Drinking
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Mischa Barton Big Legs
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Break a Window with One Finger
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Some Polish Lingerie Model
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20 Things You Didn’t Know About Drinking
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McKayla Maroney’s Tween Bikini Pics
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Amanda Seyfried Loves Sex Scenes
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Hot Girls in Sports Bras
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Never Turn Your Back on Big Cats
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Nicole Scherzinger Just Shit In The Ocean
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Lookin Down Monica Bellucci’s Shirt
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Gigi Hadid Naked in a Train
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Nicole Scherzinger is Not Engaged but she is In a Bikini
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Reporter’s Insane Reaction to an Earthquake
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Die Hard With Pugs
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Courtney Stodden in Lace
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Greek Slut Who Looks Like a Man
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21 Sexy Redheads Wearing Green — A St. Patrick’s Day Photo Tribute
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Cute Kids – Bad Parents
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Lanky Tough Guy Gets Put in his Place
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The Science of Real Hoverboards
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Greek Girls Looks Like a Man ut Is Half Naked
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Alessandra Ambrosio BTS Photoshoot
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Krysten Ritter in her Underwear for a Magazine 2 Years Ago
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POV SHAR ATTACK
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Laura Prepon in a Black Dress
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Sports Reporter Fail
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When Dog Stays Home ALone
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Paris Hilton Dumpy Ass in Leggings
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Maitland Ward Big Tits Hard Nipples
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Christina Milian Braless in a See Through Weirdo Top
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This Would Mke Commuting Easier….
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Titties in an Italian Magazine
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Audi Can’t Understand Norwegian
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Adriana Lima in a Pink Dress
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Ceelo VS Rachel Ray
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Eliza Doolitle Weird Outfit
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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These Sluts Will Do ANything – You Won’t Believe it
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Big Stupid St Patrick Tits
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18 Year Old Masturbates on her Parent’s Table
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Sand VS Rectum
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LESBIANS!!
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Big Dildo Tiny Vagina
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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My Favorite Porn Site
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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2014

17

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Every St Patrick’s Day, I take the day off drinking, partially because I hate St Patricks Day and all it represents, with crowds of middle of the road 9-5, dumpy looking bitches I don’t want to fuck, who hate their suburban lives, and partially because I like to do the opposite of everyone else, just to confirm I hate the masses…

So today, I am not hungover, this is the Morning Clear Thinking Dump of the Day…it happens once a year…take it in.

That said, when I hear about an Earthquake hitting LA, I always hope for the best, if you know what I mean…and if you don’t, I mean that it takes out some of the evil the media shoves down our throats…

13 Epic Drunk Moments
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Amanda Seyfried Brings Knvies on Planes
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Scarlett Johansson Defends Woody Allen
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No Name Attention Seeker Ass Flash
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Madonna Does the Game of the Thrones
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Side Boob Dress
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These Sluts Will Do ANything – You Won’t Believe it
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The Best NBA Players Under 25
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Drunk or Yoga
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SXSW Lie About Fake Bands
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2014

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Comment of the Day:

To the person that wrote this article: You are a diseased cunt. Eat a bag of dicks. I hope you get ass cancer a die a slow horrible death. Do the world a favor and blow your brains out.

Believe me I’ve tried…but a bag of dicks is just so hard to eat, I can only get through a half….fucking idiots…not to mention Ass Cancer isn’t bad, look how skinny it made Farrah Fawcett…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams of the Week
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Scarjo’s Pregnant Cleavage and Nipple Tassels…
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Yoga Expert or Passed out Drunk
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52 Cosplay Sluts
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Alessandra Ambrosio’s Titty from the Side
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Michelle Lewin Staged Workout is Hilarious
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Some Slut in a Pink Bikini
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Luupita is Doing Star Wars
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10 Secret Facts About the CIA
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The Hottest Vanessa Hudgens You’ll See
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RIP to the Man with the Biggest Balls
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Corpse Bride of the Day
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Sophie Reades Cheesy Titty Pics
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Amanda Bynes Art is Pretty Funny
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Reality Sex Tv is Happening – Yes.
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314 Pie Charts to Celebrate Pi DAy
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26 FAIL Gifs
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Who Would You Rather of the Week
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Chris Brown is Back in Jail
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Hot Kelly Brook GIfs
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Even Rock Stars Get Old
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Rita Ora Bikini on Set
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The Best Tit Slip Ever
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Boat Loading Like a Boss
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Girls Doing the Walk of SHame
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Facts on Orgasms
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Epic Beyonce Medley By 2 Duds….
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Kristen Bell Panty Flash
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Leanna Decker in Bikinis
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Hot Bush in CHE
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Tent of the Day
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Kate Majer Mug Shot
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Danica McKellar Tight Ass
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You’ll Never Believe How Fat Hilary Duff’s Ass Is
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Hot Random Girl of the Day
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How To Bitch Slap Like a Boss
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Pink Haired Greek Slut
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Feeding a Giant Crocodile
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Hottest Celeb Social Media Pics This Week
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Jessica Alba Creeping On Kids
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Lauren Young in Lingerie
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Scarlett Johansson’s tits might be leaking milk
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Freddie Prinze Old as Fuck
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Bouncer of the DAy
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Mirror Selfies
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Schwarznegger Forgives and forgets
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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“Feminist” Belle Knox in a Photoshoot…Showing Feminist BUSH
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Masturbating in Public
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SmutGIFS!!
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These Sluts Will Do ANything – You Won’t Believe it
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Some Porn TRash Dildoing herself
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Amazing Teen Naked – Bald 3 Fingers
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Girl With and Without Clothes!
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Big Tits VS Ice
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Some Babe and her Vagina
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Contortionist Posing Naked
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Girls in Bikinis Hulla Hooping
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Nipple Piercing Time…
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SEX TAPES:

Farrah Sex Tape / Kim Kardashian Sex Tape / Karissa Shannon Sex Tape

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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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2014

14

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about some hangovers is that you’re still drunk. I am pretty sure it’s that kind of day…but then again, in a world where a plane goes missing, probably for insurance reasons, you can’t be too sure of anything…nothing is real, except maybe for love…but even that will rape your insides…or leave you in prison…

Here are some morning links…

Scarjo’s Pregnant Boobs
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Thanks to these Anti Vaccine Parents – The Black Plague is Making a Comeback
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13 Athlete Photographers
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This Guy and his Cosplay Kills Me
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Looking Down Ashley Greene’s Shirt!
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Terry Said He’s a Victim – He Also Made 50 Million Dollars Last Year…
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YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT THESE GIRLS STICK IN THEIR VAGINAS NIGHTLY
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NBC is doing a Rosemary’s Baby Mini-Series…What?
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The Strangest Things Overheard in Line Waiting for Movies at SXSW
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Best Job Ever
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2014

13

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk….but not drunk enough.

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Bitch on a Bulldozer
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Guy Doing the Worst Cosplay Ever
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Hot Workout Short Pics
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Britney in a Smart Car
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Winnie Cooper in Short Spandex Shorts
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First Sniff a First Kiss Parody
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Kylie Jenner Tries on Kim’s Bikini…Ok..
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Rihanna and Drake Holding Hands!
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Dictionary of TV Nerd Terminology
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Looking Down Ashley Greene’s Shirt
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Jordan Carver is Such a Slut
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Jessie Andrews – Music Video
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Colin Powell Selfie
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Kate Beckinsale Hotness
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Shaq Spends 1000 dollars a Week on Apps
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Sophia Bush in Maxim
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Anastasia Ashley is on a Boat
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Paula Labaredas is hot in Jeans
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Awkward Boner GIF
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Sasha Grey is Some Dumb Bitch Who Thought She Was in the True Detective Opening
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Lena Dunham in Glamour Scares Me
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I Like Me Some Faith
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Cameron Diaz Throwback Topless Beach
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Emma Watson’s Bare Ass Gif
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Rita Ora is Kinda Hot and Half Naked on Set
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Jennifer Lopez Booty in Pink Pants
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Emma Watson Gets Sexy for Elle
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Alex Jones Panties
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Ashley Tisdale LEgs
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Benedict Cumberbatch Photobombing U2
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Maitland Ward Pokies
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Rumer Willis has a Hot Ass
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Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Broke Up
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First Handjob – First Kiss Parody
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Courtney Stodden is a Goddess
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Jessica Alba is Hot at a Nylon Party
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Cristy Rice in a Bikini
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Lily Allen Cleavage
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Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Is Fun To Look At
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Natasha Oakley Looks Good in a Bikini
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Style Icon of the Day
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Top 10 Porn #THONG #THURSDAYS
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Lohan was a Failure on 2 Broke Girls – Who Were Using Her To Get Press – You See They Wanted her to Fail
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Latex at the Gym
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Amateur Strip
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Hidden Hotel Cam – Shower
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Babe Does a Dance
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Monster Dildo!
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

13

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I just woke up…..

I was up all night negotiating nudes as I do…it’s too bad nudes aren’t a currency, or like a big business transaction, because the brain power I put into that shit, is probably more than some top executives put into their billion dollar businesses…but the thing is, I am only motivated by tacos, nudes, and naps…so I guess in my own way, I’m a huge success…

Here are some morning links…

WWE Divas with Basketballs….
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Lohan Showed Up to Work
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Kim Kardashian’s Exploded Disco Ball Outfit
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Girls in Workout Shorts
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Veronica Mars Panties
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Bad Joke of the Day
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Some Chick Named Jess Kingham Tits
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Ronald McDonald Selfies
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I HAVE SO MANY GIRLS…FROM THE COMFORT OF MY COUCH
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2014

12

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I bought the intern a 30 dollar vibrator months ago…and she hasn’t worked since…but she does send killer snap chaps

The highlight of my day is always eating tacos..I am such a Mexican Stereotype…but whether it is the traditional mexican food, or some random spicy unshowered hooker…I’m about that life…not that what I am about matters..that’s why I am giving you links to other sites to click on and have romance with….

Top Ten Celebrities Lohan Has Allegedly Fucked
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Shailene Woodley in Teen Vogue
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Hot fucking Asses
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Selena Gomez Midriff
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Chrissy Teigen Naked on Instagram
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Janice is the Slut of the Day
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25 Hardest Partying Athletes of All Time…
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7 Beaches With Good Views…
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Alessandra and Behati are Posing Together
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Rosie Hungtinton Whitely Lingerie
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The Best Tit Slip of the Day
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Scarlett Johansson’s
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Krysten Ritter is Skinny
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Mini Pool Trick Shot
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Photoshop Has Gone Too Far
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Kim Kardashian’s Awesome Fat Ass
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Website Model Dances to Pump up the Jam
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Courtney Stodden’s Breasts Back On TV
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Keith Richards does Kids Books
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Truths About Children’s TV
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Rumer Willis Has a Hot Booty
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Ugly Crying Faces…
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NOOOOOOOO! The Dwarf Midget Freaks Exploited for TV are Breaking Up
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Dancing not he Street Corner Because He Lost a Bet
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Putin’s Mistress is Bendy….
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8 Shots I Would Drink on Spring Break
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True Detective Deleted Scene of the Day
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1989 Internet Headlines if they Happened Today
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Tara Holt in her Place of the Day
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Tito Ortiz and his New GF Go Out with the Kids to Help Drive Jenna Jameson to Suicide.
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Seinfeld if it Was Really About Nothing….
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Maklemores Toilet Seat Song is Bad….
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30,000 Dollar Vibrating Bed
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Vera Farmiga Topless in Down to the Bone
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Some Hot Sports Related Bitch
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A Whole Bunch of Solid Built Bitches
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10 Fooods I Would Eat
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What Your Teen Show Guilty Pleasure Says About You
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Girls With Tattoos
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Lesbian Scissors…
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Squirt City USA
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Tanner Mayes Porno Meltdown
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Top 10 #HUMPDAY Pornstar Tweets
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Slutty Pool Sharks!
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Girl Make Butt Love to a Bottle of Vodka
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Fake Katy Perry Topless Pic
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Perv Secretly Films Nudist
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A Whole Lot of Rope Bondage
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Redhead Gives Birth to a Bouncing Baby
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Geek Girl Masturbates in a Bathroom…
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Dude Fucks Up a Rubber Bitch
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Rene Star is a Slut
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Another Pervert Films Nudist Pussy at the Beach
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Hot Blonde Lingerie
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

12

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Every once in a while…I get stumped with a very important question…what’s the best thing in a liquor store…the booze on the shelf…with so many options…or the ratchet girl twerking…and what it comes down to is that both are equally magical experiences…

Chelsea Handler Telling Piers Morgan He Sucks is Solid
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Underboob
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Kea Ho is Don Ho’s Hooker Daughter
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The New Flash Suit is Gay as Fuck
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Bruce Jenner is a Fucking Babe
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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I wonder if Terry Came on Lupita’s Face while Jared Leto Took Pics
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In Case you Missed it Porn #TittyTuesday
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The Guy with Butt Cracks at the MAgic Tournament
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One Girl – 14 Music Genres
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2014

11

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

The worst thing to do when you see a woman breast feeding is to ask for a sip…especially when it is in the mall and her baby daddy is around the corner doing what looks like a drug deal….

Here are some links…

Lorde Gets Mad At Radio Host for Asking if She’s a Dyke with Taylor Swift
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A bunch of Underboob
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Whores in the Tub with Inflatables
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Lisa Opie Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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10 Indie Games from SXSW
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Vote for the Most Embarrassing Picture on the Internet
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Erin Andrews Cleavage
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Naked Jake Gyllenhaal
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Julianna Hough Lesbian Haircut
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Emily Sears is a Fake Looking Hooker
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Lily Aldridge in Lingerie
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THe Dude from Magic the Gathering Tournament Posing with Butt Cracks
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New Clip From Captain America
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Family Calls 911 After Held Hostage By Cat
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Cheryl Cole Calves
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Kimberly Garner is Awesome
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Eva Green Topless in the New 300
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Tara Holt See Through
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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Topless Protesters of Ukraine
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Here are Girls in Glasses
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Lauren Goodger in a White One Piece Lookin’ Hot
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Black Bear Walking Across a Rope
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Khloe Kardashian’s Shorts Should be Illegal
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Jhene AIko is Alright…
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Jessica Simpson in a Dress
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Dog Eating Breakfast
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India Reynolds – Holly Coleman and Holly Hagan Topless for NUTS
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Some Fit Greek Girl in a Bikini
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Some Flashing Gifs
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Hot South African Model
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I’d Actually Fuck This:
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Shakira Likes Being Owned by her Husband
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Page 3 Girls of the Day
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Pussy Fingers
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A Bunch of Hot Nude Models
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A Whole Lot of Cleavage….
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Ireland Baldwin – Purple Hair Don’t Care
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Slutty Celebrity Candid Pics
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Natasha Oakley Bikini
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Best Lesbian Porn of All Time
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Riding the Dildo
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Some awful Naked Amateur Pics
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Whisk in the Pussy Is Weird
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The Craziest Tits on Earth
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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The Craziest Nipple You Will See Today
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You’ll Never Believe the Size of this Dildo
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Girl Caught Changing
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A Teen Model and Her Pussy
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Big Tits Working Out
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Cam Girl Smoking
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It’s #TittyTuesday the Porn Edition
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Probably the Best Squirting Video You’ll Ever See
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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2014

11

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

It’s funny how asking single girls for pictures of their assholes, always gets squashed and girls rarely pull through…but the second the girl is married or has a boyfriend, she’s up on that shit…

It’s a socially experiment that I have dedicated my life to understanding and the conclusion is that marriage is fucking boring.

Here are some morning links…

Nicki Minaj Bikini
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Britney’s Still Got It
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10 Primates Hard Chillin….
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Jon Hamm Photobomb
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Quadriplegic Surfer
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Girls Tugging at their Clothes
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Frank Ocean Tells Chipotle Off in a Gay Gangster Way…
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Natasha Oakley Bikinis
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Celebrity Art Gone Wrong
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2014

10

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

There is not much worse than hiring a tranny prostitute you think is a babe and not a tranny prostitute, you know built with female hormones, tits, hairless and asian…only to discover she’s got a bigger dick than you…like substantially bigger…it’s pretty humiliating.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Anne Hathaway Slut on the BEach
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A Whole Bunch of Thigh Gap
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New Face Khloe Kardashian Spilling Out of Short Shorts
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Awkward First Kiss on the Casting Couch Weirdness
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Real Housewife See Through on the BEach
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Annalynne McCord Beach Day
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Kendall Jenner Leather Pants
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Hilary Duff Fat Ass in Leggings…
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Top 10 Pornstar Tweets and VINEs of the Day
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Mark Cuban on When He Got Magic Johnson Thrown off the Plane
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Kid with Baby Chimp VS Hyena
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This Lohan Shit is The Worst Shit Ever
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Katie Holmes is Back on TV
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Miranda Kerr Stripping for Reebok – In Case You Missed It
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Stacy Keibler – Married
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Clara Alonso for Guess
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Rob Ford Wins at Daylight’s Savings Time
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The 25 Sexiest NSFW American Apparel Ads
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Michelle Keegan Hot in a Bikini
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Nadine Strittmatter is a Skinny Babe
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Jessica Simpson in GIF
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Kaley Cuoco in GIFs
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Marc Anthony’s Wife was Called a Whore
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Blue Ivy Carter Singing
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Giant Maxi Pad of the Day
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Amy Childs Big Tits
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Pics from the Canadian Screen Awards
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Real Housewife in an Awesome See Through at the beach
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Elsa Pataky Weird Photoshoot
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Hannah Ferguson in Lingerie
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The Most Luxurious Motor Home Ever
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Pixie Lott in a Hot Concert
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Paris Hilton Braless
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Cool Electric Bike
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Her Name is Hannah and She has a Hot Ass
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Awesome Hair Cuts
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Maria Schneider Naked in Last Tango in Paris
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Big Tits Crush Cans – Amazing
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Kelly Brook Fat Legs
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Victoria’s Silvstedt Staring Down Her Bikini
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The Faces of Meth is My Porn
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Emily Browning Pokies in a Bikini
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Mountain Biker VS Bear
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Bella Thorne Hot Workout Outfit
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What Your Favorite Wes Anderson Character Says About You
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Worst Real Estate Sales Pitch Ever
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Babes Dressed for Winter
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13 Assholes
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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The Kate Upton Nude Outtake Kate Upton is Suing Over
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Clothed Girls Gone Naked!
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The Hottest Video of the Week
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The iPhone App to Help You with your Oral Sex Skills
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Huge Asian Boobs
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It’s the Year of the Bush
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Young Lesbians
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The Worst Vagina You Will See Ever
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SWINGING SWINGER SEX VACATIONS!!
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Some Chick Tit Flashing
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Girl Changing Of the Day
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Farting Whipped Cream
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Nerdy Mom MAsturbates
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Hey Loser – Get Pussy!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

10

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

You are probably irritated by people complaining about the daylight savings time, because let’s face it, everyone is the fucking same and whines about the same shit, in some viral whine that is repetitive and boring…

But I will make a daylight savings time complaint, because I got trolled by a girl who knew it was daylights saving time, and who sent me a text at 30 minutes before bar closing offering me sex in the back alley, only for me to get there and find that the bar had been closed for 45 minutes…meaning this motherfucker got trolled by a troll bitch I wanted to fuck…

Here are some morning links…

Pug Picks a Fight With the Police
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51 Pics of Big Tits
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Ashley Greene in a Swimsuit
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10 Sports People Who have Had a Worse Week than You
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15 Wifi Accounts With Serious Name Game
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Victoria’s Silvstedt Bikini
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Jessica Alba Grocery Shopping!
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12 WTF TV Guide Descriptions
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CAM GIRLS ARE THE FUTURE OF EVERYTHING….
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7 Year Old Covers Billie Holiday Gloomy Sunday and It’s Not Very Good
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The Best Fails of the Week
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams!
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2014

07

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

Someone told me if you pour tuna juice on a man’s asshole – it is less gay….I don’t agree.

I am going into night 4 of the strippers…aiming for some real rugged, inexpensive ones…because that’s what happens when you spend all your money on strippers the first night of stripper tour…they just progressively get worse…and worse…and in a lot ways that makes them better.

Here are some stepLINKS…


Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Kesha is Out of Rehab – No One Cares
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Hilary Duff – Leather Pants
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Hot Bare Mexican Ass
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Slut of the Day
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Some Hot Chick Posing in Lingerie
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14 People Having a Worst Day Than You
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Rihanna and Drake Together in Amsterdam
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James Deen Seinfeld Parody
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Carmen Electra in FHM
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31 Random Movie Facts You Need to Know
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Pam Anderson’s Panty Flash
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French Style Simpson’s is Some Weird shit
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8 Most Amazing Putin Art
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Hot Florida Sluts
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Victoria Silvstedt in a Bikini
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3o Pics of Some Chick named Lena Headey
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NO MORE PORN ON VINE
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Lily Allen Thinks Feminism is Dead
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Chantelle Houghton Scary in a Bikini
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Kidnap Prank
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101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams of the Week
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Jennifer Lopez Bra
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Joseph Gordon Levitt Recreates David After the Dentist
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There is a How to Eat Pussy App
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Katy Perry Has No Game
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Sarah Jessica Parker Monster
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If Upworthy Wrote Porn Titles
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Emilia Clarke in a Magazine
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Inflatable Fail
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Interactive Game of Thrones Exhibit
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Lea Seydoux Topless in Esquire
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Hot Booty on the Beach
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Johnny Depp and Amber Heard in Texas
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Dog Doesn’t Let Anyone Near Pregnant Mom
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Sweaty Minka Kelly
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Putin Butt Plug
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Miley Cyrus In Concert
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Martha Stewart Sex Tips
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More Mena Suvari
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Bob Costas Olympic Pink Eye is from Botox
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Kimberly Garner is a Hot Pancake Cooker
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25 Grossest Things Seen in a Hotel
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Bryanna Holly in FHM
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Kate Beckinsale Red Carpet
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Lake Bell Boring in GQ
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Mena Suvari Booty
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Ireland Baldwin Grabbing her Own Tit
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Club Life! The VIdeo
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Jared Leto is Onto Jennifer Lawrence
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Hot Girls in Yoga Pants
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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Shaved Pussy Small Tits
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A Photographer’s Erotic Nudes
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Top 10 Pornstar Instagrams of the Week
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Hot Dog Bun Sex
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Nicole Aniston is One of my Favorite Porn Chicks
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Some Bat in Ass
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Big Vixen Tits
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CLOTHING OPTIONAL SEX VACATIONS!!
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GET LAID TONIGHT
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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2014

07

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Morning stretch…to try to forget the horrible night of me spending most of my night trying to convince a 40 year old fat girl to show me her butt hole…which I learned is a better word than asshole, while trying to get a girl to show you hers.

It was one of those lose/lose situations where if she doesn’t show me I get nothing and if she does I can’t un-see or fast forward the experience…but since losing is what I do, I guess it all made horrible sense.

That said, here are some morning links.

Michael Jackson Has A New Kid
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True Detective / Olsen Twin Mash-Up Video
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Elizabeth Deo in Some Latex Panties
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Kim Kardashian and Blac Chyna Hooking Together
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Taylor Swift is in Some Good Shorts
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Girl in Yoga Pants
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Anus Zanotti is Topless in a Bikini and Seems Fun
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Katherine Webb’s Friends are Hotter than Her
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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A Bunch of Amateur Nudists!
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Girl Masturbates Into full Retard
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2 Little Girls Sing “Let it Go” Badly
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2014

06

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I am debating on whether I should spend a quiet night home with the wife talking about our feelings, or if I should steal 100 dollars from her purse and get lap dances.

Guess what is going to win…

Here are the stepLINKS…

Karlie Kloss and Taylor Swift Romantic ADventure
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Top 10 Celebs Who Date Normal Dudes
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Hot Big Brother Chick in a Bikini
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Beyonce’s Weird Nipple Leotard
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Khloe Kardashian Gets Her Tits Rubbed
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Jordan Carver has Big Tits
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C-Span Prank Call Troll
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Kimberly Garner Hot in the Kitchen
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Rihanna at Paris Fashion Week
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Katy Perry in Fishnets…
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Miley Cyrus is Fighting With Katy Perry About Tongues
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Awkward Night Club Photo Compilation
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New Orleans was Hollywood 2013
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Girls in Towels…
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Official Spring Break Chant
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Photobomb of the Day
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Courtney Stodden in a Bikini of the Day
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Top 101 Top Heavy Girls
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Tara Grace Awesome Selfie…
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50 Chicks You Hope to See More of in 2014
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Some Attention Whores Being Whores Digging Up Their Skirts…
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Sara Sampaio is the SI Rookie of the Year
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Minka Kelly Post Work Out Sweat
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Aaron Carter Wants Hilary Duff Back
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Rihanna in a See THrough Top!
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Hot Tits No Bra
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Natalie Portman Nip Slip Gif
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Lucy Pinder Hot Photoshoot
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Cameron Diaz Wants Girls to Play With Their Vaginas
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The Most Gangster G-Wagon
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25 Pics from History
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This Wife is on her Period
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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Cam Girl Uses Her Vag to Uncork a Bottle
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Lesbian Shower!
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Crafty Chick Uses Household Objects on herself
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Top 10 Pornstars in THONGS
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Girl Masturbates into Full Retardation
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Today in Smut GIFS
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13 of the Most Ridiculous Orgasms
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I LOVE CAM GIRLS
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Big Tits
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Naked Brunette with a Meaty Pussy
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Zomboobies is Some Dumb Shit
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Gym Locker Voyeur
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Backyard Masturbation FAIL
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CLOTHING OPTIONAL SEX VACATIONS!!
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Long Hair Purple Stockings
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USE THIS TO GET GRILS TO SLEEP WITH YOU
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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My Favorite Porn Site
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