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2015

25

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimnes….things happen….

Othertimes….stepLINKS happen…

This is one of those stepLINKS times….filled with amazing gems….I scoured the internet finding your unappreciative ass…as I go out, get drunk, and hopefully find an affordable hooker to numb all my pain…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Asses
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AMerica’s Next Top Model – Deadh
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Chris Farley For University of Wisconsin
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Courtney Cox Flashback Nipples
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Fastest Perfect Bowling Game
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New Bill Cosby Rapist Got Raped During Bill Cosby Acting Class…Because Bill Cosby is Really Known for his Acting…
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Christina Milian Nipple Tape
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Alexis is the Slut of the Day
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Pregnant as Fuck Jessica Biel
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Taylor Swift on Her Belly Button Bikini Pic
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Naya Rivera is Pregnant
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Bella Thorne Titty
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Student Creates Functional Bat Suit
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Kerrie McMahon is Amazing
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Dakota Fanning Legs!
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Cat and Mouse VS Lion
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The Grossest Things Ever Found in Packaged Foods
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See Through Shirt of the Day
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34 Genius Grocery Shopping Hacks
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Victoria’s Secret Girls with Bras
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Pornstar in a Bikini
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Lady Gaga on American Horror Story
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Braless Girl You Won’t Care About
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Some FKA Twigs Bullshit
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Cara Delevingne TITS!
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Margot Robbie is Pantsless
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60 Dog Underbites You Won’t Be Able to Handle
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Boring Catalog Bikini Pics of the Day
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Duck Tales REboot
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Hot Girls in Short Shorts
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Cheerleader Deep Throats a Sex Machine
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Hot Wheelchair Girl Does the Splits
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International Micropenis Awareness Day
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Lesbian Breast Milk
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Gangsters Caught Slipping
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Old Man with Hands Up gets Tased
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Titty Strut
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Thief Hit the Wrong Car
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Dude Gets Naked at the Airport
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MMMM ASS MILK
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Fetish of the Day
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Wriklked TIt…
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Naked in the Make-Up Room
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Kelly Madison – Big Boobs
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Rihanna Boob
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Chrissy Teigen Eating a Burger
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Marcia Cross Vintage Nudity
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Zendaya Nude – Loooks Legit
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

25

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The nice thing about not having a job is waking up at noon, and going back to bed for 45 minutes, because I’m hungover and no one cares about the latest celebrity hard nipple, or what I have to say about it…

THe nice thing about waking up to Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking on your door…is the erection I get to answer the door with….

AMerica’s Next Topl Model Killed in a Triple Murder
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Taylor Swift Done Dressed SLutty
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Bella THorne Cleavage
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Snow Shovelling Dog
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Woman VS Gas Station
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Kelly Osbourne is a Tugboat
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Kat Torres Has an AMazing Ass
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So Many Hot Asses
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The Recycling Pig
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Lady Gaga in American Horror Story
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Kylie Jenner’s Boss House
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Chum Lee is a Dj
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Will Smith Does Fresh Prince of Bel Air Theme Song
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Cats in the Sunny Spot
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2015

24

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Sometimes…all you need to brighten up your day…is some titties…

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Other times…you need hard liquor…

Most days…I need both….

Fuck yourself…and here are some stepLINKS…

Michael KEaton Putting Away his Academy Award Speech for the Win
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Miranda Cosgrove in a Towel
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Anastasia Ashley Ass
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Guy Fieri Married 101 Gay People
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Some Miss Reef Contestants
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The Power Rangers Videos Starring Dawson
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Justene Jaro Slut of the Day
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Train Derails in Socal….Hurts Many People…
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I Will Eat Her G-String…
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Charlotte McKinney is the Dancing with the Stars Girl
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Newscaster Drops Jigaboo on TV
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Emma Stone at the Oscars
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Jennifer Lopez in Thigh Highs
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Jennifer Lopez at the Vanity Fair Party
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Elsa Hosk and another Model Together
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Victoria’s Silvstedt Big tits in a Tiny Bikini
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Weed is Safer than Alcohol
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Some Hot Tits And Ass
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Canada Bans Chris Brown
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Kylie Jenner’s 2.7 Million Dollar House
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Minka Kelly Pokies
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Some Model in Some Fashion Nudity
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Behati Prinsloo Nipple Peek
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Jamie Dornan Won’t Be Back for 50 Shades Sequel
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Richard Pryor’s Widow Says Bill Cosby is a Piece of Shit
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Lily Collins and Her Short Hair
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Tom Brady Wants to be a Huge Movie Star
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Some Chick Named Taylor Hill in a Bikini
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Dancer of the Day
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Bethenny Frankel’s Bikini in her 40s
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Kristen Dunst Ass in Jeans
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Busting Out of Shirts
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Lesbian Lake
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Naked Greek Chick
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I wonder if this is Scarjo Legit Naked
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Hilary Duff and Her Big Old Divorce
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Sexy Mechanic!
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Big Natural Tits
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Nutcase of the Day
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Big Ol Tits
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Big Naturals
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Titty Pin Cushion
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FUCK THAT CHICKEN
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My sexting line today was “I have 7 minutes to get off, I am going to look at pics of you and see what comes of it”…

It works because apparently, girls like things presented to them as challenges….

Even if they don’t want to get me off, that sense of urgency makes them try their best to get me off…

The timeline makes things seem less creepy…like this needs to happen…here and now…

Here are some stepLINKS…in the Morning…

The Kid Who Got Charged With Assault After Acting Out 50 Shade of Grey
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Girls Tugging At Their Clothes
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Cameron Diaz Tattoo of the Day
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Victoria Silvstedt’s in a Bikini
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Kate Hudson in Some SHorts
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Real Life Giant Robot
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This Motherfucker can JUMP
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Michael Keaton Putting Away his Oscar Speech
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Behind the Back Shot
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Anna Kendrick Does Twitter.
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Some Aussie Trick Shots
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2015

23

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Telling a girl that the rain reminds you of when she squirts as she fucks another man, coupled with your tears from not being allowed to watch…usually won’t seduce a girl….

Then telling her the rainbow you see after the rainfall reminds you of the miscarriage you wish you gave her…all full of colors and beautiful because you’re not ready to be a dad….usually won’t seduce a girl…

Then sending her a picture of a floral XXL lingerie set at target that you see a married 20 year old Mexican looking couple buying for the “get it in and make another baby” night they have planned…usually won’t seduce a girl…

But telling a girl you want to put her entire pussy in your mouth, so that you can gently suck on the whole thing, sliding your tongue up and down her clit, as she pushes her hips into your face..controlling her orgasm with your mouth….will usually seduce a girl….

Here are some stepLINKS

This Week in TV Nudity
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Footage of Pharmacist Shooting an Armed Robber…
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Today in Big Fucking Tits
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Phoebe Price Awesome TIts at an Oscar Party
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Chyna Twerking
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Slut of the Day
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Gwyneth Paltrow at the Oscars of the Day
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Scarlett Johansson in a Black Dress and Lesbian Haircut for Oscars
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Scarlett Johansson Molested by John Travolta
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Kelly Brook Showing Some Tits
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The Official Celebrities with Herpes List
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Emma Watson Loves Steve Carell
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Canada Man’s Snow Tunnel of the Day
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Sean Penn is Racist
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35 Funny Strip Club Names
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Looking Down Amy Smart’s Shirt
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16 Year Old Angelina Jolie
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Freak from American Horror Story is Dead
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Scout Willis See Through Dress
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Bourbon Virus
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Sarah Hyland in a Tight Dress
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Gigi Hadid for Yu Tsai
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Irina Shayk in a Hot Dress
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Today in THigh Gaps
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More Stella Maxwell in a Bikini Pics
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Bar Refaeli is Boring as Fuck
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Irina Shayk is Pretty Good
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Cat VS Snowbank
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Christina Aguilera is Fat as Fuck
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Laura Vandervoort Bullshit
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The Grossest Things Ever Found in Hotel Rooms
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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Joan Rivers Was Not Included in the Oscar Memorial
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Octopus Jumps Out of the Water for the Kill
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Cop of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Squirt in the Kitchen
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Tanning Bed ASs Fingers..
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Amber Got Some Big Titty
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Big Naturals
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Titty Pin Cushion
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Clit VS NYC
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Japanese Wall of Ass
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Lesbian Boobie Fight
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The Benefit of Being an Amputee is Fisting
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MMMMMM PUKE
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On Stage Face Fuck
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Belly Fat VS Face
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Greek Slut of the Day
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Dude Gone Crazy on Shrooms…
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Girl Mooning Her Ass
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Library Slut
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

23

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It was Oscar weekend…and I wasn’t going to watch that bullshit…but instead I just invited a girl from TINDER over because she had big tits…so that I could stare at her tits…

It was more of a Trophy I am int…

These actors and celebrities are just shit..but big tits…they are amazing…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hulla Hoop Star of the Day
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Today in Thigh Gaps
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Patricia Arquette Doesn’t Realize Girls in Porn Get Paid More
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Murder Suicide of the Day
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Firefighters Rescue Puppy
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John Travolta Touching at the Oscars
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Cleavage at an Oscar Party
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Historically Accurate Disney Princesses
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Molly Overdose of the Day
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2015

20

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Today I coached a sorority girl who is barely 19 – to have her first lesbian experience

I coached another girl to use a butt plug she got as a gag gift

And I negotiated another video of a girl getting fucked by two dudes at a frat party, that she didn’t really want me to see, but that she couldn’t resist sending, because I’m romantic…

All this to say, if nudes and sexting was a job and not just a creepy perversion…I’d probably be pretty top of the industry…

But my talents lie in things that don’t buy private jets…but who needs private jets when you have spread asshole pics…as you guide young girls on their sexual journey because they’ve never met you and don’t realize how disgusting, sweaty, obese and unshowered you are…

All this to say, it is Oscar weekend, where the real people who matter in our society get to massage their egos even more than they do everyday – with some massive award show that doesn’t fucking matter

I’d live blog it, and I may on TWITTER , since I haven’t been nominated this year…

Here’s an Oscar pick up like “You’re a better trophy than an Academy Award…I’d rather win an __(insert bitch’s name)___ than an Oscar”….

You’re welcome…Here are some links…

Anna Kendrick’s Farts Smell Like Farts
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Woman Arrested for Masturbating in 50 Shades Movie
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Taylor Swift Set To Nicki Minaj GIFs
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Pam Anderson’s Wrecked Face of the Day
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Jessica Lowndes Strategy is Working
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Fame Whore in a Bikini of the Day
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The Oscar Coke Statue is Amazing
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Tits Tits And More Tits
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Beyonce Cleavage
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Rihanna Bikini Pics to Celebrate her Birthday
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Elisa is the Slut of the Day
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Mila Kunis Mom Tits
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Lily Aldridge Legs
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Waka Flocka Reads 50 Shades of Grey
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Jay Z Got Hit With a Paternity Suit
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Porn Star Arrest of the Day
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere Wanting to be Raped
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28 Tampon Horror Stories That Will Seriously Freak You Out
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Women’s Golf Trick Shots
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The 20 Year Old McDonalds…
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Charles Barkely Golf Swing
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Rihanna Kinda TOpless in Another Magazine
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Annalynne McCord in the Parking Lot
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Elisabetta Canalis is an Escort Now
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Jourdan Dunn Legs
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Olivia Munn in a Magazine
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Highway Shut Down for 400 Pounds of Frozen Shit
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Robot Man Eats a Sandwich
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The Strangest and Most Bizarre Graves from Around the World
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Danica Patrick Post-Race Argument
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Adrienne Baillion in a See Through Dress
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Katy Perry Showing Her Ass
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Britney Spears and Melissa Joan Hart – Together
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Drug Deal of the Day
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Surfing Dolphins!
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Scarlett Johansson Mom in LEggings
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Crazy Medical Practices That People Once Thought Made Sense
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Stadium Webcam Visitor
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Girls in their Mirror Selfies
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Amber Rose VS Kanye Fight
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Emma Watson May be Dating Prince Harry – The Bootleg King
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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The Biggest Dildo Ever
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Today in Masturbation AIDS
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Fart Smeller of the Day
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How To Tell if She Has a Real Orgasm
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Greek Sluts and Their Tits
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The Caravan of Latex
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Monster Strap On
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Katie Fey Showers
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Gia Genevieve Huge Tits
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The Hottest Erotic Movies on NetFlix
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The Lesbian Whipped Cream in Ass Farting Video of the Day
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Redneck Bath!
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Reddit Amateur and her Huge Tits
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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My new text pick-up line is “So…I’ve been jerking off to you for the last 5 hours…I still haven’t come, could you make a noise, or send an emoji or something, to make this feel like we’re really in it together, and like I’m not just some creep jerking off to you from across the room…thanks in advance”.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Pictures of Underboob
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Allison WIlliams Defends Her Dad
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Woman Stabbed in Vagina – Says She Wasn’t Stabbed in Vagina
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Bai Ling Chinese NEw Year Tit Slip
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Iggy Azalea Butt Video
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Busty Chinese Model
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Slut of the Day
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Kristen Stewart in a Tank Top
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Some Monica Bellucci
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Big Tits, Big Cleavage of the DAy
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Anna Kendrick in a Magazine
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Japanses Bike Parking Technology
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Anastasia Ashley Butt Video
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Undercover Cop Beats a Teen
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Lily Aldridge at a Fashion Event
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35 Movies That Were Ridiculously Banned Around the World
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Kate Beckinsale on Set
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She’s Gotta Love Anal, Right?
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Heidi Klum’s Advice to Girls
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Abbey Clancy Legs
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The Most Incredible Profile Pics from Russian Dating Sites
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Nicole Meyer Modeling Bullshit
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A Gallery of Hot Girls
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Paris and Kim in 2006
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Emily RatCow at an Event
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Chicks With Small Tits Love It In The Ass
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Things That Bounce!
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No Name Model in Catalog Pics of the Day
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Some Chick Mayou Rong Titty Shirt
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Fun with Gas
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Lady Gaga in Fur
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The Worst (Real) Ideas for Infomercial Products
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Lady Gaga Dressed Like Grimmace
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Some Dude Tripping the Fuck Out
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Pokies of the Day
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Fatty in Precious got Blacklisted for Precious
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Emmy Rossum Tits
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Cleaning Woman Gets her Panties Pulled Down….
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Dakota Johnson is Not Hot
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Christine Bently Big Round Fake Tits
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See Through at the NBA All Star Game
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The Crucifixion of Pete Doherty
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Mad Men Teaser
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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This is the Most Disgusting Thing You’ll See Today
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Indoor Outdoor Masturbation
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Shot with a Pussy
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Bikini Changing – Hidden Cam
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Testing the Trailer Hitch
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Fit Girl Tries on Lingerie
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These Are Insanely Huge Tits
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Chrissy Teigen Pudgy Face in the SNow
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Jessica Biel Topless in 2000
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Afroman Punching a Bitch
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

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2015

19

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So some fat chick, I’m talking hugely fucking fat chick, almost fatter than my wife, which is pretty fucking fat….chick….matched me on Tinder, because I right swipe everyone. Having no standards in anything I do leads me to a place where I take what I can get, but still judge the fuck out of it while I’m getting it.

You know, a little cross reference to images I look at all day of models, to tell my brain everything about this girl is wrong….while the vagina makes me think “whatever”…

Either way, I started off nice, because I know how sensitive fat chicks are…almost as sensitive as ex fat chicks who lost all the weight and even more sensitive than lesbians…so I’m being nice, thinking, this bitch is so fat, there are definitely dudes who fuck her, but they aren’t nice about it…you know flowers aren’t being bought…it’s more like “bitch, I got nothing going on, get your sloppy ass over here, don’t have a heart attack or stroke or complications for diabetes on the way, cuz I need to CUMMMMMM”….

So I’m like, charity worker, giving attention to the fat girls of tinder community, you know give the fat chick, who is clearly sad from her looking like she’s been eating her feelings 5 decades, even though she’s only 21…give her some romance..even though all she really wants is cake.

Within 10 seconds she turned my friendly, I don’t really want to ever see you naked, into softcore smut, telling me about her last orgasm from fingering herself, etc…so I’m like, OK, I could handle seeing a fat chick pussy, even just for the research, science, gag factor whatever….so I ask….and boom…she unmatched me..and I’m like, I think I got turned down by a fat chick….

It’s been pretty hard on my self esteem, but I’m got out of bed and here I am with morning stepLINKS….

Girls WHo Aren’t in Bras
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Iggy Azalea Quit Twitter, Even Though We’d Rather She Quit Life…
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Lazy Kid Shows You How to Watch Movies on Phone
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Elsa Hosk TOpless!
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Charli XCX Ass Cheek
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Dance Floor Killer
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Afroman Hits a Drunk Chick
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Urban Snowboarding in Boston
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Terrence Howard’s Getting Threatened
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Vanilla Ice Gets Fired
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Camera on a Robot ARm
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Heroin Bust of the Day!
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2015

19

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

The highlight of my day was standing in line in a parking garage from on of my wife’s dying of obesity appointments..amongst a bunch of black people…who I guess were having some kind of ceremonial party or some shit…and having every single one of them, I’m talking 10 different dudes, giving me their parking ticket to get their car…because a fat mexican in line at a parking garage must be a fucking valet…Those racists, racial profiling me….because racism is everywhere…and I just find it funny…

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Here are some stepLINKS

Unretouched Beyonce
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A Bunch of Crazy Booty
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Tits at the Vanity Fair Party
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Dude Punching Himself who Claimed Cops Did It
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Amber Rose Grinds…
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Norm Macdonald Tweets and Epic SNL story About Eddie Murphy
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Slut of the Day
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Ireland Baldwin in her Underwear of the Day
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Candice Swanepoel in Maxim
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Rihanna and Leo Fuck
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Sofia Vergara Shitty See Through
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The Girls of Mardi Gras
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Amber Rose at Carnival Grinding
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How to Drive in the Snow
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Bai Ling Does Valentine’s Day in a See Through Dress
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Nick Nolte Looks Amazing
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Tom from Blink 182 Has Lost His Mind
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Anastasia Ashley’s Butt has Video
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More Thongs than Victoria’s Secret
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Kanye West and Taylor Swift Went on a Date
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Snow Truck Ruins Cleared Road
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Candice Swanepoel for Victoria’s Secret
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There’s a New Aliens Movie
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Iggy Azalea Butt Implants in a Bikini
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Fame Whore of the DAy
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Emmy Rossum Cleavage
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Katy Perry Ass Flash
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Girls in Bed
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Solid POV Camera Fails
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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She’s Got All the Wrong Moves
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Coco Pussy Flash
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Caught Masturbating
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Bai Ling See Through
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Naked Muslim Porn Chick
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How to Make Tuna Rice Balls
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Teddy Bear Squirt
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

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2015

18

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like low rent sugar babies, you know the kind of sugar baby who is dabbling with being a sugar baby, and doesn’t really get the concept, but thinks she’s sugar babying just because she met you on a sugar daddy site and you’ve taken her to a Days Inn on the side of a highway….Hotel Life Baby…

If she’s really lucky, you paid the extra 8 dollars for the breakfast…the whole night costs you 50 bucks…to hang with some curious college girl dabbling in the movement.

Without low rent sugar babies, who for the record, are less expensive than actual street hookers, they just don’t realize it….I’d still be fucking street hookers…

Here are some morning links….

Bieber Taking Loads to the Face
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A Bunch of Girls in Bikinis
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Anna Kendrick Ballerina Porn
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A.Rod’s Apology Letter to his Fans is Pretty Funny
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Bill Murray is the Dead Mayor
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Lindsay Lohan is a Magical Creature – THat’s Why She’s Above the Law
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Some Sofia Bush in a White T-Shirt for the 3 of You Who Know who Sofia Bush Is…
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Julia Pereirra is Amazing in Lingerie
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Pirates of the Caribbean 5 is Happening…Making it More Like Porn than it Ever Was Before…Can’t Wait for 13
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Conan Went to Cuba
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A Bunch of Mardi Gras Pics
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Obama Doesn’t Want You Calling the Muslims Terrorists
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The Manny Pacquiao is Willing to Pay 5 Million Fine if He Fails Drug Test

Calvin Harris DJ Bulge
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The Anastasia AShley Video You Should Fucking Watch
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2015

17

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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Chelsea Handler Tits don’t really deserve a post of their own…but it is Mardi Gras…and I love New Orleans and Titties…

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In her defence no tits really need a post of their own…

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They are just tits, which is what her whole campaign is, but the reality is, they are the only thing getting her desperate ass attention in this era of not having a show and feeling not cared about by the people….

What do deserve their own post, is all the nudes I get as I discover just how fucking dirty the young world is, when girls who look like lames are telling me about their double penetration orgy frat parties, I realize that herpes is everywhere…

Here are some stepLINKS…

New Surfer on the Block Ass
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How is Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Still a Thing
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3D Gifs are a Thing
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Family Dresses a Man as Green Lantern at his Wake
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The Barbie Doll Couple is Amazing
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Kim Kardashian and Amber Rose Ass Battle
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50 Shades of Grey Brawl
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Fame Whore of the Day
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Things That Look Like Butts
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Thick Mila Kunis and Her Big Tits
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Miley in Leather Fetish Gear
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Christina Milian’s Cleavage
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Ariana Grande NBA All-Star Halftime Show
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Nick Gordon who is a Suspect and his Bobbi Kristina Tattoo
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31 Universal Studios Secrets That May Blow You Away
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Amber Rose Wins the Khloe Kardashian Fight…
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Kesha is so Fashion…
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Bar Refaeli is Slutty in a Sheer Dress
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Sexiest TV Scenes Ever
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Ash Benson Tits
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Fame WHore Nipples!
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Hot Ass!
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Epic Ping Pong Trick Shots
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The Hottest Voiceover Actresses
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Sharon Stone Pokies
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Bare Ass for PETA of the Day
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Hot Selfies
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Candice Swanepoel for Maxim
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A Kid Named Tyga is Not Banging a Kid Named Kylie Jenner
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Psycho Girl VS Ferrari
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Lesley Gore Tribute Song of the Day
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Cop Shoots Naked Burglar
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33 Co-Stars Who Totally Hated Each Other
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Sleeping During Your Mugshot…
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TV Nudity Round Up
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Cam Girl of the Day
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Big Titty Fame Whore…
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Vintage Penthouse SMut
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Fighting with the Panties
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A Redhead and Her Tits
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Heart Shaped Nipples
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
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Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
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2015

17

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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So I matched with a Tranny last night, and she was familiar with the site, because I’m just that famous in the Tranny world, and unlike many straight married dudes, I don’t crave fucking trannies or getting fucked by trannies, but I do crave doing a photoshoot with trannies to not let people know they are trannies, for a good 6 months to a year, until we release their sex tape, so that their fan base that we’ve created is like “WTF BRO, She’s got a dick”….

But this tranny, wasn’t down and said she’d probable end up on the site, because I was a tranny hater, but really, I am all about taking a tranny by her soft delicate manly hands and trolling the fucking world with her massive cock reveal…

All this to say…Trannies, like Lesbians…hate me.

The Victoria’s Secret Swim Catalog Like it was the 90s
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Little Girl’s First Time on a Roller Coaster
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Lesley Gore Tribute Song of the Day
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Michelle Obama and Big Bird Dance
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Nicole Murphy is the New Mariah Carey
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LeBron James Fashion Show
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Panda Asks for A Hug
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Fame Whore in Lingerie of the Day
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Charles Manson’s Fiancee Says Wedding Will Happen
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Nice View of Switzerland
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Never Enough Thundersnow
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2015

16

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I got my first fan mail in the history of this site. Usually it is death threats. But this one came with a half naked babe telling me how my commentary got her through high school. Now I don’t know how that is possible, but I do know that half naked pics make me almost as happy as full naked pics…and if I play my cards right, maybe this will end up in a “Misery” situation, as I feel I need a stalker who cuts off my limbs to make me feel valid as an internet writer who can’t write, but who has created my own style and rendition of the English language. We call what I do the cover version of grammar, not quite as good as it is meant to be, but with just as much soul..

Either way, keep up the positive reinforcement with nudes..and I’ll keep posting nonsense about nonsense no one cares about but us baby….it’s just you and me…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Lady Gaga is Going to Get Married….
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Some Big Fucking Tits….
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Reese Witherspoon and her Daughter in Slutty Shorts
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Star Wars Lightsaber
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Cindy Crawford Not Photoshopped
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Jenny McCarthy Old Lady Tits
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Jordan Carver is Slut of the day
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Lucy Hale Ass in Jeans
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Pornstars Name All the Presidents
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Gwyneth in a White Dress…
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17 Year Old Kills Himself Playing Russian Roulette
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Racist Moments from American Presidents
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Facts About Animals..
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Hilary Duff Ass in Jeans
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Nice Plump Miley Cyrus Blow Job Lips
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Icicle of the Day
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Melanie Griffith in Leggings!
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Women Killed by Man After Confrontation
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Sandstorm on Accordians
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Kim Kardashian’s Tranny Tits
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Thigh Gaps!
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Timelapse of Pouring Paint on a Block
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Whore Fight of the Day
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Naomi Campbell See Through
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Timelapse of the Sun
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Jack White is Guacamole Diva
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21 Egytian Christians Get Beheaded
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Topless Protestors~
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Maitland Ward’s Nipple Because She’s Crazy
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Some Facts About Sex
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Kids Try Spam for the First Time
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Rihanna Cleavage….
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RIP Motherfucker the Leslie Gore
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Drunk Moms Talk About Their Kids
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Girls in Sports Bras
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See Through Shirt on a Fame Whore
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Candice Swanepoel Ass for Instagram
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Milf Gets Naked in a Wet T-Shirt Contest
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Her Name is Jacqueline and She’s Amazing and Nude
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You Gotta Love This Midget
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FREE NAKED GIRLS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD LETTING YOU WATCH
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Laryssa Oliveira Tits
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Weirdo Sex in Public VS the Cock Block
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Most Disturbing Video of the DAy
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I like Miley Nipples
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Arkansas Campaign Vide
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Dildo of the Day
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Kick a Bitch in the Head by Pretending You’re Kicking a Bottle Off Her
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Girls Naked and Getting Stoned!
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Fake Taylor Swift Nudes
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The Best Fucking Links Ever
GO

Get The Best Celebrity Sex Tapes Now!!!
GO

My Official Instagram – FOLLOW Me Into the Darkness…..
GO

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2015

16

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I spent my Valentines Day shitting and puking on myself, which was a disappointment because I would rather spend my Valentine’s Day shitting and puking on a girl so sad and lonely on Valentine’s Day that she lets me shit and puke on her, you know one of those bitter girls from Facebook writing all that Valentines Day hate…so lonely you know you could manipulate her into scat, not because you are into that or really want that…but because you know you can and when a girl lets you shit on her, you take her up on it, because you never know when you can find another one like that…right..

Here are some stepLINKS in the morning for me.

Today in Thigh Gaps!
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The 5 Foot 7 Kid Who Learned How to Dunk
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Doutzen Kroes is Good in a Bikini
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SNL Audition Footage Including Passes on Zach Galfinakis
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Big Tits in a Bikini
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Betty White Making Out with Brad Cooper
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A Man Who Loves Thunder Snow
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Paris Hilton Panty Flash
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Some Spiders on the Motherfucking Wall
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Hacker Gang Takes 1 Billion from Worldwide Banks
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Kanye West Performance Art Weirdness…
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Kardashian Kids at a Fashion Show
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