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2014

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

People always tell me that drinking is bad, that it is going to kill me, that it is not healthy and that it is a sign of depression….or anxiety or Obsessive Compulsive Disorder or whatever mental illness they’ve decided to call numbing fun….

But what is actually depressing is the bored sober people talking about the glory days of when they used to drink, over coffee, in a coffee shop, chain smoking…I can assure you those sad fucks are going to die sooner that if they kept on drinking…

So deal with your depression through drunken adventures, or just be depressed talking about the glory days with other losers…

You decide, but drinking leads to more unprotected sex with all kinds of sketchy women…as sobriety…just leads to loneliness….

Here are some links…

The Night Shift at Denny’s is Interesting
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Farrah Abrahams Froyo Shop in Austin’s Website Has Been Hacked – So Good
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Jennifer Lawrence in a Mesh Dress
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Will Smith with a Topless Chick in Ibiza
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Katy Perry Panty Flash On Stage
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First Pics of the New Whitney Houston…
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Kelly Osbourne’s Drunk Panty Flash
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Reese Witherspoon in a Trailer
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Justene Jaro Grabbing Her Tit
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Hailey Clausons Bikini Catalog Pics
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Victoria’s Secret Angels at an Event!
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Fold Napkin into a Elegant Penis for All Your Dinner Parties
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Hottest Jennifer Lawrence Pics
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Big Asian Tits in a Bikini Trick
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Mischa Barton is BIG AS FUCK
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Tranny Beats a Dude…
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Possible Escort and Friend – Claudia Romani working the paparazzi in a thong bikini – because the paparazzi will take pics of any 30 year old on the beach in Miami
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Cara Delevingne and Suki Waterhouse Fuck
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Intense Roller Coaster POV
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The Penis on the News Flash Card is Funny
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Jessica Alba for GQ in a One Piece Because She’s a Mom of 2 for Financial Gain
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Kate Moss See Through – is Still Amazing
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Elisabetta Canalis was Topless
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Girls Making Ugly Faces
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The Old Stealing Hags..
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Kristen Steward See Through!
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Guess How Many Days Kim and Kanye Have Spent Together Since Marrying
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15 Years of American Pie Girls
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Kelly Osbourne Drunk
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50 Viral Cats
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Rob Ford with Caribbean Tits
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A Bunch of Salma Hayek Pics
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Half Naked Greek Slut
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Worm Arm…
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Emma Watson Boring at an Event – Showing Some Skin
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Sophie Monk Lives!
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Drunk People Trying to Play it Cool
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Weird Levitation Shit….
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Ashely Benson was Topless BTW
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The Best Family Feud Answers
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Page 3 Girls…
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Amy Willerton’s Bikini FOR FHM
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20 Misconceptions About Sex
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Bouncy GIFs
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Pam Anderson Made a Facebook Poem
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A Heroin Addict’s Last 4 Years of Life – Dying of Aids – Intense
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Best Veggie Burgers EVER
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Today in Spy Cams!
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Brunette in Action
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Homeless Man Dumpster Diving for Food….
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Naked Maid Cleaning
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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19 Year Old and Her Big Boobs
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The Girl Who Sucked 24 Dicks – Uncensored….
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Poor GIrl Has to Fist Herself.
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Drunk Girls Lick Each Other Tits
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Hot Naked Chick!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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2014

10

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the DAy

Sometimes I get happy when I see texts from hot girls I want to marry or at least go down on for the next 8 hours…especially when those texts include spread vagina pics but then I think of that Pharell song and want to kill myself.

Pharell ruined happy

Here are some morning links if you’re in the west coast.

Dick Pic on TV?
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Poster
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Some Big Ass in a Bikini
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The Gayest Thing in Rugby
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Kim Kardashian Cleavage….
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Paul Walker Daughter in a Bikini
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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The Sopranos Done with Grand Theft Auto
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Girls Who Aren’t In Bras
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2014

10

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I am on SNAPCHAT and it’s been ridiculously uninspiring…

I’ve only got one masturbation video, from a girl who accidentally sent it to me, and who has since deleted me….

All I see is the occasional tit, but for the most part…just lame fucking garbage..

I feel like people aren’t using it the way it was mean to be used…where are the sex videos?


You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER
You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER
You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER
You can add me @DRUNKSTEPFATHER

Prove me wrong…And no, that’s not an invitation for dick pics…

Here are some stepLINKS

Hot Ass Day
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Some Family Feud Weirdness…
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Bar Refaeli Lingerie Pics
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How Fake Game of Thrones Actually Is..
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Insane Club Promo Video
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Lindsay Lohan Braless and Spectacular
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The Hooker Who Killed the GOOGLE Exec is a Babe
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Amazing Ass!
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Ashely Tisdale Ass in Shorts
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Cynthia is the Slut of the Day
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Brooke Burke Ass in Tights
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So Many Redheads…
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Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon Riding Bikes Together to Celebrate their Second Divorce
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Weird Vacation Pic of the Day
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Awesome Japanese Cook
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Eva Mendes PRegnat
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Cameron DIaz Pink Bikini
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Almost a Jennifer Lawrence Panty Flash
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Arianny Celeste Tits and Midriff…
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Paul Walker’s Daughter in a Bikini
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54 Reasons to Still Love brazil
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Drunk People Playing it Cool GIFS
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Kaley Cuoco Booty Pics
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Ashley Greene Out in Public…
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Kim Kardashian Side Boob
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Kate Moss Braless and Amazing
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Kate Upton Big as Fuck
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Emma Watson at Fashion Shows..
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Some Chick Named Kelly Gale Bikini
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Britney Spears Big Titties in a Tube TOp
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Obama Chilling With a HOrse Mask
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Coolest Baby Elephant Ever
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Headless Nudity
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Lily Allen Pussy Flash
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Big Vintage Tits
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Public Nudity
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Bachelorette Party Goes Nuts
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A Toy with a Suction Cup
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Bitch Slap of the Day
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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19 year Old Big Tits
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Puke Vieos are Bad
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Some Sunny Leone Pics
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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A Horrible Summer GIF
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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2014

09

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with putting an ad on Craigslist saying that you are willing to give your sperm to any desperate girls who are dying to have babies but can’t find a man…like they were Jennifer Aniston, you know doing a good deed with your criminal act of masturbation – is all the dudes who reach out pretending to be girls desperate to have babies…who just want you to mail them your sperm…to do god know’s what with…I didn’t get that far into the conversation…

The internet is weird and so am I…


Brazil Fan Reactions
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Weird Video of the Day
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Girls in a Bikini
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George RR Martin’s Got a Message to You Game of Thrones Fools
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Kim Kardashian Making Sucking Dick Faces
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Pam Anderson another Divorce…
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FIND COUGARS AND FUCK COUGARS!!
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Some Chick Named Michelle Hayden in a Bikini
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The Chick Who Flashed the Cops her Vag..
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GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS – ALL ON CAM
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Ana Braga’s Got Nipples…On the Beach…
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Stacy Dash Hates Kanye
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Courtney Love Joins Sons of Anarchy as the Truck Stop Hooker
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Videos
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2014

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I decided to leave the house for the first time in a while. I figure it’s summer and everyone gets excited about the shit, maybe I should jack up my vitamin D, but realized that I just want to jack off…to all the girls in shorts with their asses hanging out of them…a trend that has transgressed Coachella and penetrated the general public….girls of all ages…I’m talking 40 and under…showing ass cheek…it’s crazy and I can’t imagine that being good for the general population…or the masturbation rate…and by masturbation rate – I mean rape…but people get mad when you talk about rape and I’m just accommodating, as I do.

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Hottest Jennifer Lawrence GIFS
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Middle Age Napoleon Dynamite and Pedro….
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Tom Hanks Dancing to THIS IS HOW WE DO IT – at Scooter Braun’s Wedding
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Elisabetta Canalis TOpless Sunbathing
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Alex GERRARD IS A WAG GRABBING AT HER BIKINI
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Beyonce’s Dad Knocked Up 18th Woman
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Hilary Duff’s Scientologist Ass in Spandex
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Michaela Schaffer is a Great Fake TItty Clown
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Leaked Star Wars Footage
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16 Famous Virgins
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Taylor Swift has a Hot Midriff
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Jennifer Lawrence Sideboob
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Tess Daly Panty Flash
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Expensive Car Crash
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Kim Kadashian Side Boob
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20 Celebs Who Gave Birth at Home
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Roomate Shaming is Awesome
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Paul Walker’s 15 Year Old Daughter in a Bikini
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Cameron Diaz Shows Off Her Vagina – Kind of…
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Nicole Scherzinger Big Cleavage.
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Miranda Kerr in Public
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Katy Perry’s New Perfume Ad is Intense
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Psycho Doesn’t Fear Heights
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The Best Bangs in History
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Brazil Fans Reacting to their Loss is Hilarious
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Pam Anderson’s Boobs Have Seen Better Days
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Sofia Vergara has a New Boyfriend
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Rihanna’s See Through Titties
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Mila Kunis Says She’s Mrrying Her Movie Star Crush
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Fat Chick Stuck in Balls
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Hot Pics of Cobie Smulders
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A Bunch of GIFS
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The Biggest Music Fails of 2014
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Jennifer Lawrence, Hanging Naked Boob
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Peyton List is Grown Up and Posing
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Instant Regret GIFs
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Body Builder’s Arm Explodes
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41 Patriotic Pets
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Hot Girls in Selfies
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Interesting Sounds from a Vagina
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Creamy…
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Amateur of the Day
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Topless jet Skiing
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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Blonde Camsterbation
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Hot Body of the Day
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Fat Chick Kills the Zip Line
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Porn GIFs of the Day
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Naked Chicks Covered in Paint
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Support a Friend of the Site on Her 50 Mile Bike Ride to Fight Cancer
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2014

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

My new favorite thing is having friendships with hookers. There was once a time when I would try to get free sex out of hookers, or make fun of hookers for being vile pigs with no self worth, filling some void for very little money…

But now, I just want to hang with them, talk about their feelings, and hear their war stories..

You know never judge a book by it’s willingness to fuck strangers for 75 dollars….

Here are some morning links…

Words of Wisdom from Food Signs…
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Kristen Stewart Cut Her Hair Into a Pile of Orange
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10 Amazing Celeb Mullets!
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Miley Cyrus Posing with Drugs…
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Paris Hilton Bikini Party
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Girls in Tight Dresses
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Fat Sleeping Guy Sues Yankees
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Old Couple Knows Team Work
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Portrait Made Out of Garbage
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The ESPN Body Issue Cover is Jokes..
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Sarah Palin May Be on the View
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – ALL GIRLS – AMAZING GIRLS
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I hate Jimmy Fallon – But Jimmy Fallon as Neil Young Doing Iggy Azalea with Crosby, Stills and Nash…is ridiculous….
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2014

07

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I get so many nudes everyday, that I wake up and my Facebook and phone and email are filled the fuck up to the brim with pics of all kinds of vaginas from all kinds of girls…

So now I’ve started trolling girls who send me these pussy pics, the same girls who 10 years ago I would have been negotiating with for these pussy pics…

One girl send me a pussy pic when I was eating and I said “Ewww, I’m trying to eat”….another sent one and I said “what the hell is that”….it’s been really fun to see the reactions…

So girls, send in your pussy pics, if you want me to make you feel like shit about you vagina, even though we all know I’d love to have it smother me..

Here are some stepLINKS…

The Best Bikini Pic of Babes Tanning You Will See Today
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Today in Thigh Gap!
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The Thieving Women Getting Busted Stealing in FLorida – Hilarious – It Has to be Staged
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Courtney Stodden Tits on a Midgets Face
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Michelle Hunziker in a Bikini – Bent Over
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Fanny Neguesha in a Bikini
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Justene Jaro s the Slut of the Day
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Kaley Cuoco Bikini
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10 Awesome Lessons from Drunk History
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Paris Hilton Bikinis
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Emmy Rossum in a Bikini
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Solid Sign in the Public Bathroom
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Suki Waterhouse at Wimbeldon
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Brooke Burke Ass in Tights
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Courtney Stodden is a Movie Star
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Jessica ALba’s New Sin City Trailer
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Sherri Shepherd Tries to Cancel Her Surrogate Baby
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How to Sell Fences
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Tilda Swinton Nude Stills from a Movie – Scary
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Jessica Simpson Wedding Pics
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Ashlee Simpson is Dumpy as Fuck
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Let’s take a minute for Some James Franco Poetry…
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Joe Simpson Fucks
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Nina Dobrev Fashion Show Hustle….
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Kaley Cuoco Beach in Cabo
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Keira Knightley’s Nipples are Good
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Fireworks Filmed with a Drone
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Jennifer Lawrence Summer Tan…
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Kaley Cuoco Bikini in Cabo
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Topless Pussy Cat Doll!
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Donatella Versace Turns 800
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Driving in the Ukraine
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Model You Should Know Of the Day
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Victoria Beckham Doesn’t Look Like a Sam Jackson Fan
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Dirty Bus of the Day
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Jessica Alba in a Bikini
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Kids React to Gameboy
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Mckayla Maroney Bikini Video
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Leo Looks His Age:
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Scarlett Johannson Full Frontal
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Hot Slut You Want to Fuck…or that You Want to have Fuck YOu…
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Myths About the Brain
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Lesbian Michelle Rodriguez Kissing Gay Zac Effron
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Brooklyn Team Having an Elaine Dance Off is Weird
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Babes in Sports Bras!
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Iggy Azalea and Rita Ora Lesbians with Fat Asses in Concert Together Fucking the System…
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Bieber on a Boat with Bitches
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Notes Calling Out Neighbors for Loud Sex
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Porn GIFS
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There is an App For Your Kegels
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Busty Big Tits Teen
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Babe Fingering Herself
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Girl Farts in a Dude’s Face
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – WEED SMOKING GIRLS – MASTURBATE!!!
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Toothbrush Vibe!
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Sophie Dee Showing Big Tits
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Handball Fall Leads to Sexy Position
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Greek Slut in a Bikini
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

07

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I may be Canadian, but I like to think that everyday is my independence day, you know since I am living the American dream…eating fast food and dealing with fame hungry sluts who are willing to do anything to get ahead, like send me videos of them fisting themselves, since sexting artistic nudes is for the girls who don’t want it bad enough…

Life is entertaining, even when it is shitty.

Here are some morning stepLINKS…because other sites wake up before me…

14 People Launching Fireworks Out of Their Asses
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Selfie Camera Pics
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Miley Got a Tribute Tattoo of Her Dog
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Cameron Diaz Doesn’t Want Babies – They Get in the Way
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Playbe Chick Linked to Johnny Manziel
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Jessica Simpson’s Big Cleavage to Celebrate her Weekend Wedding
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Ariana Grande On a Stool
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Too Patriotic
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Paris Hilton Bikini Party
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The Joan Rivers getting Mad at CNN is Funny
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Big Morning Tits!
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Grandma VS SHark Attack
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2014

04

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Pic via LUCI FORD

Go America. To #Freedom while being watched and supervised by your government while being dumbed down by celebrities and they media….

Tonight…at least one of you will get pregnant, at least one of you will eat a hot dog, at least one of you will see real girls in bikinis, at least one of you will will see fire works, at least one of you shoot fireworks out of his ass, most of you will drink too much, at least one of you will will die from fireworks you made in your trailer part after drinking too much and driving….

And all I have to say is, if you are going to be stupid, be sure to film it…


If you are in Miami – save luna – she’s about to get killed – save her

save luna

Here are some stepLINKS…

People Launching Fireworks Out of Themselves
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65 Pics of Girls in American Flags
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The Best Thing You’ll See in an American Flag
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Anthony of Opie and Anthony is Fired
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Celebs Sucking Popsicles!
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Slut of the Day
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10 Celebs in American Flags
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Things Not to Do Before Killing Your Kids
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Captain America Statistic Song
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Top 10 Celebrity Baby Bumps – Gross
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Ellie Goulding in a Phootshoot
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Patriotism Gone Too Far
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Katy Perry is Crazy
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Cop Beats Woman on the Side of the Highway
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Rita Ora in a Sports Bra Performing
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Brittany Palmer in a UFC Bikini
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Nicole Scherzinger in a Tight Dress….
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Zac Efron Does Michelle Rodriguez
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Kaley Cuoco Bikini in Cabo
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25 Greatest Goals in World Cup History
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Lily Allen Pussy Upskirt
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Keira Knightley’s Pokies
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Anne Hathaway in Pants
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Jewel is Single
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The Azealia Banks Show Is Funny
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Top 3 Model Instagrams Today
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Bieber on a Boat
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Rita Ora Likes Big Cock
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14 Reverse Fireworks
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Brush Your Pussy
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FUCK COUGARS!!
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Hair Dryer Dildo
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GET BETTER HARD ONS TO FUCK GIRLS BETTER…
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Toothbrush Vibe
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4th of July Titty GIF
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WATCH GIRLS – YOUNG GIRLS – WEED SMOKING GIRLS – MASTURBATE!!!
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4th of July BBQ
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Big Tits for the 4th of July
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LEARN HOW TO MAKE GIRLS SQUIRT!!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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