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2014

18

Jul

Banned University of Warwick Rowing Calendar of the Day

I didn’t read this story…but apparently this UNIVERSITY OF WARWICK ROWING CALENDAR got banned from Facebook and everyone is making a big deal about it.

Making me think it didn’t get banned from Facebook at all, but was rather just said to have been banned from Facebook to get assholes like me posting the shit like it was an actual scandal…

I mean hell, it’s a bunch of jacked rowing chicks naked and half naked…but not in a good way. I don’t see one labia, I don’t even see a fucking nipple, so I doubt anything was banned…

Maybe I am just jealous because in the 6 times I’ve been banned from Facebook and 4 times I’ve been banned from instagram…coupled with being banned 3 times from Myspace before giving up, and 3 times on Friendster because I am old…as well as a few Youtube accounts, one Gmail account, countless other bullshit internet communities I’ve joined…shit never went viral…in fact no one even cared…making me think no one will notice if I banned myself from this site.

Here’s the rowers and their boring scandal that’s hardly a scandal…

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2014

30

May

The Korean Miranda Kerr is Amazing of the Day

When I see Miranda Kerr, I think of a home wrecking twat with a bad attitude, because everyone I know who has had any interaction with her has told me that…I don’t really care about whether she fucked Bieber or whether Orlando Bloom is some gay coke head who she was bearding…I don’t really care that she got fired from her biggest client because she wanted to go on to do titty modelling for other brands…and overall I don’t really care about her…or any of these bitches…but apparently, this asian girl who got Plastic Surgery to look like her do….

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2014

13

Mar

US Airways Plane Crash Selfie of the Day

I’ve flown on US Airways before, it is some seriously ghetto shit…I am surprised this is the first time one of their planes went down…that is assuming that their planes weren’t re-purposed accidented planes….

Either way, this pic is so good.

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2014

10

Mar

Topless Protestor Destroys The Bible of the Day

Sure, not all Topless Protestors are created equally, but this one isn’t so bad. She’s not as fat and dykey as most Topless Protestors…because pretty girls are too busy being pretty and dating rich dudes to waste their time trying to be political and make a stance…unless they already married the rich guy, he’s off fucking the nanny, and they have nothing else to do…but that’s clearly not what’s going on here, what’s going on here, is some girl is ripping apart the bible, for the Christians who have never heard of science to get very upset about, all in protest of the Ukraine apparently, but I wouldn’t know, because I watched in on mute and was staring at her tits…what I do know is that this is a fun kind of naughty, that reminds me of this Jesus freak I used to fuck, who loved anal, but more importantly, loved shoving religious statues in her twat…thank you years of repression for showing me a good time…

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2014

21

Feb

Which Helmet from the Ukrainian Uprising is Your Favorite of the Day

A- Spaghetti Strainer Won’t Keep You Dry But Will Save You From Being Shot

B- Mascot Costume Weirdness

C – Contruction Helmet Modified

D – Small Motorcyle Helmet on a Fat Guy

I haven’t been following the Ukrainian uprising, my interest ended at videos of protestors getting shot by snipers…I like babes, not people getting shot.

That said, there has been some ridiculous helmets being worn by the ill-equipped protestors…and here are the three best I’ve seen so far…vote for your favorite..

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2014

30

Jan

Hot Drug Addicts in an Amazing Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t really know what THIS PROJECT IS ALL ABOUT …someone posted it on my Facebook and I thought the pics were awesome….this is what the caption said…

The Ninth Floor documents a group of addicts who moved into the apartment of a former millionaire in a wealthy neighborhood in downtown Manhattan. Joe Smith, in his mid 60s, allowed a young addict to move into a spare bedroom in his large three-bedroom apartment in hopes of gaining rent. Several years later, a fully addicted Joe no longer had a bedroom and as many as 12 to 15 young addicts stayed at any given time. All electricity and hot water had been turned off and anything valuable had long been sold to feed habits.

This project documents the residents of this space leading up to their eviction and follows several of them after as they face jail and sickness, fight and love, attempt to get clean, sink deeper into addiction, go to jail, start families and struggle to survive.

Whatever it is…it’s fucking sexy and reminds me of Larry Clark..but more importantly – all the affordable sex I’ve had in my life.

To see the rest of the pics Click Here

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2013

21

Dec

Lorde is Running Ads on Paul Walker’s Corpse of the Day

Not only is Lorde as a packaged artist full of shit…singing all anti-corporate songs that trash hip hop, while making someone hip hop money…lying to the public by saying she’s so obscure..yet buying radio airtime all fucking day everyday…taking some weirdo New Zealand chick and packaging her into this anti Taylor Swift….

But they also buy ads for her, because they want her anti-corporate, anti-commercial, lie that is totally commercial, to make them more fucking money

And they are buying ads on Paul Walker corpse videos on YOUTUBE…which is pretty dark…monetizing off the charred body of a famous person…making her a lot like TMZ, the exploitative assholes who cut our working relationship, for defending him as a sex offender because he was a mormon….but who can still write about him all day everyday to make money off him…as long as they don’t mention he’s a fucking mormon.

There is a flaw in the world…and this big corporate lie is a huge part of it…

I censored the corpse, because I am not a gore site and hate that dead body shit…especially at Christmas…

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2013

04

Nov

Man Lights is Wife On Fire Playing at the Gas Station of the Day

This is pretty bad…even for the inner wife-hater in all of us…

Some idiot named Austin Dawkins from Georgia was playing with a lighter while filling his car up at a gas station, because he’s so crazy, and life in Georgia sucks for people like him, who need to step up the excitement by being breaking the no lighter rules…rules he quickly learned why they exist…when his girl went up in flames…probably disfigured…and definitely not very happy about the whole thing…making home life pretty miserable for the rest of his life…and not just from changing the bandages…but from her not getting over it…because as you may know…women don’t forget when you tell them they are fat…14 years earlier…let alone when you lit them on fucking fire…they say he’s faces criminal charges, and it is safe to say, he probably sure as hell hopes he gets locked up, as to not have to deal with the wrath worse than prison rape…an angry burnt up wife…

Pretty crazy video showcasing just how stupid some of us are…

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2013

04

Nov

Some Skank in MI Nudes of the Day

Her name is Alicia Ann Lynch, but goes as @SomeSkankinMI, because surprise she’s a skank in Michigan…and here you were thinking she was just a performing artist on some higher level of consciousness who was being ironic in her name…you know maybe even some kind of lesbian feminist trying to prove a point…but no…she’s just a skunk..possibly a stripper, maybe even a cam girl, or jut an attention seeker…who likes showing off her body cuz it gets her more followers…

Well…she POSED AS THE BOSTON MARATHON BOMBING VICTIM and 1000s of people went nuts on her…forcing her to delete her twitter…but not before some pervert downloaded all her nudes…that pervert wasn’t me…I’m the pervert who re-uploaded them to this site to make a story out of her attention seeking behavior…because I guess she didn’t have a dad…and now we call all wait for the sex tape….because she’s pretty much a porn bitch and taking dick would be in line with her hustle…

Here are the pics…

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