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2012

27

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

You know there’s more to life than Oscar coverage right? You know that the build up and the aftermath of all things Oscar diverted focus from actual real life and what’s really going on…by making you think you care about some biased opinion of the best movie….instead of just seeing the shit on your own and making your own opion….So here’s the news…to cleanse you of that marketing hell….with great stories of tragedy, dispair, perversion and amazingness….far better than any movie cuz it is real life….

Fishermen Catch 40 lbs. of Marijuana
Two fishermen find 40lb brick of marijuana floating off the coast of California.

Karaoke Song Choice Leads To Killing
An argument over song choice at a Houston karaoke bar led to a fatal overnight shooting, police said. The incident happened after the victim finished performing the Spanish-language song “Somos mas Americanos,” which translated to English means “We Are More American.”

Couple Married At Gas Station Before Groom Arrested
A couple stopped at a gas station in Albuquerque, New Mexico when policed stepped in to arrest the groom who had an outstanding warrant. The police did make it possible for the couple to be married at the gas station before arresting the groom

Little Boy Sneaks Out To Fight Crime
Lliam Baird, a young Oregon boy, dressed in all black packed his Nerf guns, and went out looking for bad guys to bring to justice in the middle of the night. Luckily he didn’t run into trouble, a police officer did find him and made sure he got home safely.

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2012

23

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….get some culture in your hick brains….you gang of boob obsessed, close minded morons…I’m embarrassed that you are the only idiots…who come to my party…what does that say about me? Not a whole fucking lot….

Love Triangle Erupts Into Jail Fight
A love triangle ended in violence early Sunday morning, when two women showed up at the Lorain Police Department to post bond for the same man.

Porn Runs On Best Buy Display TV’s
A woman shopping for televisions with her grandson were surprised when porn images popped up on the display screens of their local Best Buy.

Officer Gets Caught Stealing Food from Break Room
A Texas police department set up a sting operation to find out who was stealing food from their snack room refrigerator, and were surprised to find out that it was another officer taking food that wasn’t theirs.

Caught On Tape: Fight Breaks Out At Funeral
Police were called to Good Samaritan Church of God in Christ near 52nd and Burleigh in Milwaukee for a disturbance Tuesday afternoon. Inside the building, people had gathered for the funeral of 19-year-old Raheem Johnson, when witnesses say someone pulled a gun.

High School Cafeteria Worker Resigns Over Student Sex Scandal
A former cafeteria worker with the Massillon City School District is under investigation for allegedly having sex with male high school students at Washington High School.

Underage Girls Traded Nude Photos For Tattoos
A tattoo artist in Western Pennsylvania is under arrest after trading tattoos and piercings for underage photos underage girls took of themselves.

Couple Held Captive By Man With Hot Butter Knife
A husband and wife were held captive by Jonathan Amador who tortured them with a scorching hot butter knife.

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2012

22

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news …. the amazingly awkward news….

Detroit Residents Being Sued for Illegally Downloading Porn
Across Metro Detroit, people are getting letters in the mail, claiming they’ve downloaded pornographic movies illegally. It’s a legitimate copyright lawsuit, and the settlements can be as high as $5,000 per movie. In a federal lawsuit filed in December, NuCorp, Ltd. claims 240 people in Michigan illegally downloaded their movies.

Woman Hatched Plot To Murder Fur Wearers
Meredith Lowell, 27, of Cleveland Heights was indicted for solicitation of murder after the FBI said she tried to hire a hit man to kill a random person wearing fur in what she was calling a ‘protest.’ “She wanted to hire someone for money, somebody to go out and murder somebody with a fur coat on, anybody with a fur coat,” said FBI Special Agent Scott Wilson.

College Basketball Announcer Falls Off Stool
Before the Xavier vs. Dayton game announcer James Bates took a tumble when his stool gave out from under him.

Fight at Detroit Casino Caught on Video
A wild scene was caught on tape inside MotorCity Casino Hotel. A brawl involving numerous women inside the casino’s Grand River Deli was caught on video.

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2012

21

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….that shouldn’t be news…because I think it’s just a slice of Americana….you know…just representitive of what you are all a part of….from Kate Upton talking about sand in her cunt for hits….to mom’s getting their babies drunk….we’re all part of them and they are all part of us….I don’t know what I’m saying just watch the news weirdo…or maybe I’m a weirdo…

Kate Upton Again…I Know…Annoying.. on Good Day LA
Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Kate Upton stops by Good Day LA to talk about when she got the news, learning The Dougie, her curvy figure, and getting sand in her crotch on photo shoots.

Iowa Mom Arrested For Getting Toddler Drunk
An Iowa mother was arrested for letting her 22-month old daughter become intoxicated

Ghost Sex: Paranormal Investigator Detects Spirits in East Side House
Last fall, FOX 8 News profiled Dianne Carlisle, who claimed to have ghosts living inside her Euclid home. Several months have passed and Dianne doesn’t doubt her ghostly visitors, even though the sex seems to have stopped.

Texas Teacher Tells Spanish Speaking Student To ‘Go Back To Mexico’
A North Texas teacher is fighting to keep her job after telling a Spanish-speaking student to ‘go back to Mexico’

Massachusetts School Brawl Caught On Tape
Members of the Lynn School Committee are calling for an investigation into a video that shows students participating, watching and recording a vicious fight.

Caught on Tape: Driver Runs Down Pedestrian

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2012

20

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS….even on president’s day….but that’s probably cuz I am in canada and dont’ have presidents day…..or maybe it is just cuz the stepNEWS is awesome….

Woman Upset She Ate Bull Testicles At Pizza Shop
A Virginia woman believes that a local pizzeria didn’t do a good enough job of letting her know what she was eating when she ordered their ‘Blue Bell’ pizza that included bull testicles as a topping.

Black Man Sentenced To Prison For Hate Crimes Against Interracial Couple
Carl and Susan Smith were shocked to find out that the person that was sending them racist hate mail was, Glenn E. Morgan, a black man who has a PHD. Morgan was sentenced to 90 days in a federal prison for his hate mail.

Man Burns NJ Flag In Protest Of Whitney Houston Tribute
John Burn, a Michigan father of a solider killed in the line of duty burned the state flag of New Jersey out of protest that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie ordered flags to fly at half-staff to honor Whitney Houston.

Caught on Tape: Beef Burglar
A Florida man was caught breaking into a supermarket and stealing $75 worth of meat, doing $500 in damage in the process.

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2012

17

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

If you read this site….you know how i feel about the stepNEWS….it’s amazing…inspiring…rewarding…all things good in the world…by showcasing all things bad….and that works for me

Homeless Man Leaves Disturbing Love Letters For Georgia Woman
A homeless man is accused of leaving disturbing love letters for a Georgia woman, including his desires to taste her blood.

Defendant Collapses After Drinking Poison In Court
A defendant collapsed on the floor of a Florida court room after being found guilty in a trespassing claim.

Dashcam Video: Florida Girl Tased, Head Hit Concrete
A Florida girl running from a police officer in Tampa, Florida was tased and suffered brain damage after her head hit the concrete.

Caught on Tape: Florida Students In School Bus Fight
Fifteen-year-old Leah Szeluga said she was attacked on her school bus Friday and wound up getting in trouble and suspended.

Role Playing Lands Couple In Jail
A couple that was role playing their sexual fantasies on Valentine’s Day in Portland, Oregon were in court after their arrest for disorderly conduct.

Moms Brawl At Cracker Barrel Restaurant On Valentine’s Day
Two mothers got into a massive brawl at a South Haven, Mississippi Cracker Barrel restaurant and it all started over a crying baby.

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2012

16

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…to inspire…or at least to make you proud to know that you’re not the biggest idiot on the planet…

ar Crashes Behind Reporter On Live TV
During a live report by WTFX/Philadelphia reporter outside a memorial service for Whitney Houston in Newark, New Jersey a pair of cars collided.

Cheerleading Coach Charged With Sex Crime
Niles North High School teacher and cheerleading coach Jeffrey L. Tackes was arrested Monday in Bensenville and charged with sexual exploitation of a child for allegedly making a girl strip for him, police said.

Woman Finds Nude Photos Of Herself On Facebook
A former Marblehead woman says she feels she was first victimized by a friend, and then by the social networking site, Facebook when nude photos of her were on the site for over a month.

Electronic Cigarette Explodes in Man’s Face
In Niceville, FL, a father of three lost his teeth after an electronic cigarette exploded in his face.

Police In Standoff With Empty Car
San Diego police were in a long standoff with an empty car after suspects wanted for armed robbery escaped on I-8 in California.

Florida Deputies Arrest Half-Dressed Con
A half-dressed man is arrested after a crime spree in Venice Florida. Sheriff’s Deputies day the man stole three cars during the course of the day.

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2012

15

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS because it is the only post I do that actually matters…and that I am actually interested in…because celeb pussy, celeb gossip, just never interested me…I just trapped myself into it…I’ve always been more into the weirdos and idiots of the world…the everyday creep, pervert, pedophile school teachers and bus drivers, criminal, racist….so here’s today’s news….

If you missed this one….Man Attacks Pub-Goers with Chain Saw in England
A chain saw-wielding man was caught on CCTV attacking terrified fellow drinkers at a British pub in East Yorkshire after he was asked to leave because he was smoking inside.

Study Shows Drinking May Help Creativity
Scientists claim that raising blood alcohol content to approximately .075 may help solve creative problems.

Teen Apologizes For Racist Whitney Houston Tweet – Pussy
A Michigan teen upset many with his offensive tweet about the death of Whitney Houston.

Video Shows Brawl At Philadelphia School
As new video emerges of violence inside Philadelphia public schools, police are investigating a Samuel Huey Elementary School.

Facebook photos stolen, put on porn site
A website that features child pornography became the center of an FBI investigation after the Facebook photos of over a dozen Massachusetts girls were reproduced on the site.

College Student Suspended For Writing Sexually Suggestive Papers About Professor
A 56-year-old Oakland University student was encouraged to keep a journal in class, but soon he was accused of taking that assignment too far. That student is now suspended for three semesters after writing about attraction to his professor.

Teacher Admitted Attraction to Boys, Collecting Child Porn
A 4th grade teacher in Arizona is accused of having a stash of child porn has admitted to police he’s been collecting the illegal images for at least a decade.

And in the MOST important of news according to my CNN feed on Facebook….since CNN is pretty much Ryan Seacrest and Mario Lopez of news…all candy-coated and full of shit…..a dog cried to Adele in November 2011…..

Bullshit…

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2012

14

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…

Cop Shoots Unarmed Motorist to Death

Failed Texas Chainsaw Masacre

Video of Kate Upton Rocking Bikinis

Peeping Tom Caught by Boyfriend
Noelle Kozar’s neighbor went to peep into her window when he was caught by her boyfriend.

Maine HS Football Coach Fired For Posting Nude Photos
A football coach from South Paris, Maine is out of a job after accidentally posting nude photos of himself on Facebook.

Two Columbine HS Students Wounded In Hammer Attack
Two Columbine High School students were wounded when a hammer-wielding classmate attacked them outside a school restroom Monday. According to Aaron Flowers, one of the injured students, a 14-year-old female freshman verbally threatened his 15-year-old friend shortly before the attack.

Wendy Williams Cries Over The Death Of Whitney Houston

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