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2012

13

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

This is not a game….this is real life…and that’s why I love it…Hollywood is so spoiled, insulated and fake….real entertainments comes from our streets…the world is filled with freaks and 99.9999999 percent of them aren’t famous…so that’s why the news is so important…it allows me to get to know people I wish I got to hang out with….because these weirdos are funny.

Lighting Fail on Fox 5 NY
Weather reporter Audrey Puente had the lights go out on her during her Sunday evening forecast

Man Pulls Gun On Kid Playing Hide & Seek In His Yard
A Boulder, Colorado man pulled a pistol on a a young boy who was playing Hide & Seek in his yard while at a birthday party for a neighbor’s son.

Student Says Teacher Forced Her to Urinate in a Bucket
A 14-year-old student claims that a Patrick Henry High School teacher forced her to urinate in a bucket in order to humiliate her.

Extreme Peeping Tom in Ohio
An Ohio woman wakes up to find a man caressing her hand.

Little League Baseball Orders Strip Club To Take Donation Back
A California strip club donated money to a local Little League team, but the team was order to give the money back.

Arrest in ear-biting attack on coach
Springfield police have arrested a man they say punched and bit off part of the ear of a coach following a youth basketball game.

Teacher Re-Arrested For Affair With Former Student
A former Holyoke middle school teacher who pleaded guilty to having sex with an underage student has been charged with probation violation after the now-18-year-old boy was found at her home.

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2012

12

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Someone sent me in this picture of a naked shopper in Montreal walking the streets, overly excited about the weather, celebrating the melting snow…..and it reminded me how amazing people are….real people and crazy people who don’t know they are crazy unlike spoiled kids who pretend they are crazy as an excuse for being shitt people….fuck celebrities…the world is about all of us freaks….

Here’s the actual stepNEWS…

Customer Killed Over Price Of Condoms
A gas station clerk is in custody this morning and a customer dead after a shooting on Detroit’s west side.

Paintball attack leaves woman partially blind
A paintball attack left a Carrollton woman with permanent eye damage. Police are looking for the two people responsible. Her husband, Kevin Bullock, said he thinks they were aiming for her. “They laughed about it. She screamed and started crying and they were laughing about it,” he said.

Naked Fugitive Takes Police On Wild Chase
Matthew Ibarria jumped from a speeding minivan while running away from police in Georgia…with no clothes on.

Florida Dad Embarrasses Son Over Bad Grades
A Florida dad made his 7th grade son stand on a street corner with a sign in order to get through to the boy about doing better in school.

“Project M” House Party Foiled By Cops
A Michigan teen party turned from quirky to complete insanity after police are tipped off by Twitter chatter.

Drive-Thru Drunk Driver Dies In Crash
Several fast food workers at an Ohio Taco Bell called police Wednesday night after a woman who was visibly intoxicated came through the drive-thru at the restaurant.

AA Flight Attendant Restrained at DFW
Passengers on American Airlines Flight 2332 were settling in for a trip to Chicago on Friday when they say a flight attendant took over the public-address system and launched into a rant that included references to 9-11 and the safety of their plane.

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2012

09

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Best post of the day as far as I’m concerned is this…real life rejects, losers, and failures…

Accused Manhattan Madam Speaks Out From Jail
The suburban mother of four accused of running a brothel with high-class clients told the NY Post that she’s part of a bigger operation by prosecutors to nab at least 10 high- powered New Yorkers.

Massachusetts teacher resigns after computer seizure
A 31-year-old teacher at Wakefield High School resigned after police seized a computer from his classroom that had official school ID photos of female students downloaded onto it.

Pat Robertson Supports Decriminalizing Pot
Religious broadcaster Pat Robertson says marijuana should be treated like alcohol because the government’s war on drugs has failed.

Arizona State University Undie Run In Danger Of Being Shut Down
The ‘Undie Run’ at Arizona State University has become a popular tradition, but now it’s in danger of being shut down.

Texas Teen Almost Takes Out Neighbor
An out of control SUV barely missed a man doing yard work in Corpus Christi, Texas.

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2012

08

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the best post, arguably on the entire internet, because it’s a cross section of the American people, it’s non discrimenatory, or fixated on the rich, powerful, glamourous detached from American life….It is a mix of everything, I mean unless you consider focusing on idiots who make the news typecasting and stereotyping….either way…it is the best post on the internet.

Mother, Son Duke It Out Over Salsa
Christopher Phillips, a 23 year old Florida man, got very upset when his mother tried to use some of his salsa and taco sauce without his permission. Phillips got so worked up he put his mother in a head lock, injuring her neck and breaking her glasses. Phillips along with his girlfriend, 27 year old Lisa Tyre, are both facing battery charges.

Ohio Girl Tased While In Diabetic Shock, Loses Brutality Law Suit
In Stow, OH Chelsea Garrett was pulled over after experiencing temporary blackouts on the road from her diabetes medicine. During the traffic stop, the officer used a taser on her multiple times.

California Teacher Moonlighting In Porn?
Junior High School students in Oxnard are being told to avoid internet sex sites, not on general principal, but because they might see one of their teachers.

Affidavit: CPS Worker Paid Teen for Sex
An investigator for Texas Child Protective Services has been arrested and charged with the sexual abuse of a child.

Model fired for ‘big hips’
A Dutch model is the winner of a lawsuit against her agency after claiming she was fired for having big hips.

Lottery Winner On Welfare
Andrea Clayton, a Michigan woman won $1 Million in the lottery, spent money on new cars and a new house, but is using welfare money to buy food and sees nothing wrong with it.

Child Finds Condom on School Playground
The mother of a second grader, who found an open condom on an Austin elementary school playground, is speaking out.

Miami Cop Fired For Driving With Mattress On Roof Of Patrol Car
A Miami-Dade County police officer is out of a job just days before retirement when she was spotted driving a patrol car with mattresses tied to the roof.

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2012

07

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I don’t know how the stepNEWS doesn’t have it’s own TV show….It’s just that good….if it had a hole I could fuck I’d fuck it…far better than any woman around….especially the clip about the dude who accidentally killed his gf with a homemade cannon in his trailer park home….dreams do come true.

Reporter Falls Asleep On The Air
While doing a live shot for Fox Austin political reporter Doug Luzader fell asleep on the air on Wednesday morning.

Toilets Exploding at Chicago College
Dozens of toilets have begun exploding due to water pressure issues at a University of Chicago dorm.

Man Accidentally Kills Girlfriend With Homemade Cannon
A man indadvertedly killed his girlfriend when he set off his homemade cannon outside their mobile home in California.

Girl gang robs Good Samaritan
Four teens, ages 17-19, faked car trouble to lure 21-year old Cameron Castro as he was walking home early Saturday morning on Curry Ford Road in Orlando.

Officer Suspended for Alleged Exposure
The Arlington Police Department is standing by its decision to suspend one of its officers rather than fire him. He was investigated for sexual misconduct while on duty.

Deer Gets Stuck in Dressing Room
A deer burst into a clothing store dressing room in Lansdale, PA, closing the door behind itself.

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2012

06

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….my favorite…even though the best thing in the news today was Obama saying “This isn’t a game, this is real life”….Urban.

Courtroom Scuffle Breaks Out In Florida
A scuffle breaks out in a Florida courtroom.

Home Video Captures Helicopter Crash
A helicopter crashed in the Arizona desert while filming a segment for the Korean version of Top Gear.

Texas Man Charged With Sexting Minor
An Austin elementary school teacher prevented her student from possibly being the victim of a sex assault. Police say the 12-year-old was sexting with a 28-year-old man.

Soccer Mom Accused Of Running Brothel
A mother of four from Orange County, New York, is accused of running a high-end brothel out of an apartment building on Manhattan’s Upper East Side, according to the Manhattan District Attorney’s Office.

Caught on Tape: 15-Year-Old DUI Driver Crashes Truck
A 15-year-old boy was not only driving a truck without a license but had been drinking before he crashed, according to Mesa Police, and it was all caught on camera.

Michigan Teacher Facing Sex Charges
A substitute band teacher is accused of sexting several students, and having sexual contact with another. And police describe that encounter as “not consensual.”

Will The Condom Law Drive Porn Biz Out?
Condoms are now required on Los Angeles Adult Film sets…

Columbus, OH Drivers Wreck On Icy Roads
Commuters were caught on icy roads and had a tough time getting to work.

Murder suspect attacked in Massachusetts courtroom
A courtroom brawl broke out in Western Massachusetts when the family of a murder victim attacked her alleged killer.

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2012

05

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

You know the stepNEWS is my favorite….because it is relevant to our lives…as it features those who walk amongst us…while all these celebrity idiots live in an insular, spoiled, fantasy world that only matters because they think it does…by celebrating their work and shoving it down our throats since they control the media…..while the news is the core of how fucked we all really are…you know the actual effects of all this trash that exists…so here it is…

VIDEO: Grizzly bear charges at hikers
Some hikers in Alaska had a scary encounter with a grizzly bear and captured it on video.

Rapper Young Buck’s girlfriend grazed by bullet in SUV
Metro Police said Young Buck’s girlfriend was grazed by a bullet while riding in a vehicle driven by the rapper early Sunday morning. Buck’s girlfriend, Kenyetta Rainey, was hit once in the shoulder.

Man Robs Gas Station With Candy Bar
The clerk says the suspect walked up to the counter and said quote ‘you’re being robbed’ then handed over the candy bar. The suspect stole cash from the register and then ran away.

NJ Pharmacy Gives Kids Cancer Medication In Pill Mix-Up
A Chatham, New Jersey pharmacy accidentally gave children cancer medication instead of chewable fluoride tablets for 10 weeks.

Mom Lets 4-Year-Old Son Drive Car Because God Was Guiding Her
A Texas mother let her 4-year-old son drive her SUV because she just wanted to have a ‘good time’ and was guided by God. She then led police on a chase running red lights and blowing through stop signs.

Armored truck guard killed partner, stole $2M, DA says
More than $2 million is missing from an armored car in Pittsburgh, and a missing guard is wanted for allegedly killing his partner in the process of robbing the truck.

Texas Girl Scouts Chase Down & Punch Cookie Thief
A thief tried to take off with money from a Girl Scout Cookie sale, but the Scouts weren’t giving up without a fight. The suspects got away and the girls are left angry.

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2012

02

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I love retards and thus I love the stepNEWS…

Man Shows Up to Job Interview Naked, Fights Police
A Sacramento man showed up to a prospective job interview at a welding shop naked, rambling incoherently, and proceeded to fight with police when they attempted to subdue him. Jose Ayala has been charged with resisting arrest, indecent exposure, and assault on a police officer.

Student suing college over sex-crazed roommate
A Stonehill College graduate is suing her alma mater after the Roman Catholic institution failed to let her move to a single dormitory room to escape her roommate’s frequent sexual escapades.

http://www.redlasso.com/featured/stonehill-graduate/

Limbaugh Calls Student ‘Slut’ on Radio
Conservative radio host Rush Limbaugh is stirring controversy over his comments in the birth control debate. On his show Wednesday, Limbaugh called Georgetown University law student Sandra Fluke, who was barred from testifying about contraceptives, a slut and a prostitute.

Tiger Woods Snaps At Reporter
Tiger Woods lost his cool when dealing with a Golf Channel reporter who asked if there was any truth to claims that Tiger Woods once thought about giving up golf to become a Navy SEAL.

Worst Bank Robber Ever
Trevor Gladston, Jr. attempted to rob a Georgia branch of Wells Fargo Bank, but walked away empty handed, which upset the driver of the cab that took him to the bank in the first place. Gladston then returned to the bank in an effort to try robbing the bank again, but was met by police.

San Antonio Residents of Accused Child Molester Breathe a Sigh of Relief
Neighbors on Heidelberg St. say they’re not surprised 69 year-old Patrick Gannon has been charged with aggravated sexual assault of a child.

Dad Disrupts HS Hockey Game With Laser Pointer
A Winthrop High School hockey dad asked to leave tournament for shining laser in the eyes of opposing team.

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2012

01

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I think the stepNEWS is what keeps me going. This shit is gold…even most of you don’t realize I even post it cuz there’s a lack of tit in it….but I find the shit fascinating…..

Man Arrested For Hiring Underage Girl To Dance For Him
A teenager went to police after a Texas man recruited her and a friend to dancer for him at his home.

FL Woman Sets Fire To Legendary Tree While Smoking Drugs
The Seminole County Sheriff`s Office has arrested a woman in connection with a fire that destroyed The Senator Tree in Longwood’s Big Tree Park on January 16.

FL Teacher Arrested For Sex With 16-Year-Old Boy
A former Volusia County teacher Stephanie Cobb was arrested for having a sexual relationship with one of her students and authorities found thousands of text messages between the two.

Teacher Leaves Wife, Kids For 18 Year Old Student
James Hooker, a 41 year old man, who teaches at a school in Modesto left his wife and three kids to pursue a relationship with an 18 year old girlfriend he had, that just happened to be a former student of Mr. Hooker. One of Hooker’s daughters is the same age as the teachers new girlfriend.

Why Some Exotic Dancers Become Trapped In The Lifestyle
They’ve danced in clubs as far away as Vegas and New Orleans. The cash comes fast and easy and so do the drugs and alcohol.

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2012

29

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Anyone who reads this site….and despite the no comments….I assume maybe one of you does…knows that I love the stepNEWS because I think it is the only post that actually matters or has substance…since Hollywood is a pile of bullshit….distracting ourselves with girls who won’t fuck us is a waste of time and that’s pretty much all we do here….except for this….this is the gold…real people we share the streets with being mental cases….and often times hilarious…..

Here’s the stepNEWS….even when it sucks it is aweseome…

Peeping Tom Caught In Seattle
A Peeping Tom was caught in Seattle, but set free with no bail, upsetting the woman he was taping.

Teen Arrested For Receiving Topless Photo Of Teen Girl
Douglas County Sheriff’s investigators announced Tuesday that no charges will be filed against any of the juveniles involved in the recent sexting investigation at Chaparral High School in Parker.

‘KKK Chicken’ Typo Causes Uproar
A typo on a school menu in Methuen, Massachusetts upset parents. KK Chicken, short for Krispy & Krunchy Chicken, became KKK Chicken on the menu, which has since been corrected.

Caught On Tape: Car Crashes Into New York Home

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2012

28

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I almost felt a burnout coming…with the Oscars and shit I was forced to deal with how much I hate celebrity and hollywood…I mean it was once no interest, went along with it…but it is now actual hatred that I have trouble living with myself for dedicated 8 years to documenting it for no real reason other than laziness…

I like real people and their real problems and their real sturpidies that get them on the real news….this is where it is at…

Here’s the stepNEWS….I’m not gonna kill myself.

Naked Man Fights With Police In Sacramento
A naked man got into a violent confrontation with a naked man in Sacramento, California.

Video: Grown man Destroys Teenager’s Car With Monster Minivan – at the Redneck Yacht Club….
A 40-year-old man allegedly using a jacked up van to crush a 16-year-old girl’s car.

Caught on Tape: Murder Suspect Spits In Lawyer’s Face
Clinton Drake, a murder suspect had to be hauled out of a Florida courtroom after spitting in the face of his lawyer on camera.

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2012

27

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

You know there’s more to life than Oscar coverage right? You know that the build up and the aftermath of all things Oscar diverted focus from actual real life and what’s really going on…by making you think you care about some biased opinion of the best movie….instead of just seeing the shit on your own and making your own opion….So here’s the news…to cleanse you of that marketing hell….with great stories of tragedy, dispair, perversion and amazingness….far better than any movie cuz it is real life….

Fishermen Catch 40 lbs. of Marijuana
Two fishermen find 40lb brick of marijuana floating off the coast of California.

Karaoke Song Choice Leads To Killing
An argument over song choice at a Houston karaoke bar led to a fatal overnight shooting, police said. The incident happened after the victim finished performing the Spanish-language song “Somos mas Americanos,” which translated to English means “We Are More American.”

Couple Married At Gas Station Before Groom Arrested
A couple stopped at a gas station in Albuquerque, New Mexico when policed stepped in to arrest the groom who had an outstanding warrant. The police did make it possible for the couple to be married at the gas station before arresting the groom

Little Boy Sneaks Out To Fight Crime
Lliam Baird, a young Oregon boy, dressed in all black packed his Nerf guns, and went out looking for bad guys to bring to justice in the middle of the night. Luckily he didn’t run into trouble, a police officer did find him and made sure he got home safely.

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2012

23

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….get some culture in your hick brains….you gang of boob obsessed, close minded morons…I’m embarrassed that you are the only idiots…who come to my party…what does that say about me? Not a whole fucking lot….

Love Triangle Erupts Into Jail Fight
A love triangle ended in violence early Sunday morning, when two women showed up at the Lorain Police Department to post bond for the same man.

Porn Runs On Best Buy Display TV’s
A woman shopping for televisions with her grandson were surprised when porn images popped up on the display screens of their local Best Buy.

Officer Gets Caught Stealing Food from Break Room
A Texas police department set up a sting operation to find out who was stealing food from their snack room refrigerator, and were surprised to find out that it was another officer taking food that wasn’t theirs.

Caught On Tape: Fight Breaks Out At Funeral
Police were called to Good Samaritan Church of God in Christ near 52nd and Burleigh in Milwaukee for a disturbance Tuesday afternoon. Inside the building, people had gathered for the funeral of 19-year-old Raheem Johnson, when witnesses say someone pulled a gun.

High School Cafeteria Worker Resigns Over Student Sex Scandal
A former cafeteria worker with the Massillon City School District is under investigation for allegedly having sex with male high school students at Washington High School.

Underage Girls Traded Nude Photos For Tattoos
A tattoo artist in Western Pennsylvania is under arrest after trading tattoos and piercings for underage photos underage girls took of themselves.

Couple Held Captive By Man With Hot Butter Knife
A husband and wife were held captive by Jonathan Amador who tortured them with a scorching hot butter knife.

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2012

22

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news …. the amazingly awkward news….

Detroit Residents Being Sued for Illegally Downloading Porn
Across Metro Detroit, people are getting letters in the mail, claiming they’ve downloaded pornographic movies illegally. It’s a legitimate copyright lawsuit, and the settlements can be as high as $5,000 per movie. In a federal lawsuit filed in December, NuCorp, Ltd. claims 240 people in Michigan illegally downloaded their movies.

Woman Hatched Plot To Murder Fur Wearers
Meredith Lowell, 27, of Cleveland Heights was indicted for solicitation of murder after the FBI said she tried to hire a hit man to kill a random person wearing fur in what she was calling a ‘protest.’ “She wanted to hire someone for money, somebody to go out and murder somebody with a fur coat on, anybody with a fur coat,” said FBI Special Agent Scott Wilson.

College Basketball Announcer Falls Off Stool
Before the Xavier vs. Dayton game announcer James Bates took a tumble when his stool gave out from under him.

Fight at Detroit Casino Caught on Video
A wild scene was caught on tape inside MotorCity Casino Hotel. A brawl involving numerous women inside the casino’s Grand River Deli was caught on video.

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2012

21

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….that shouldn’t be news…because I think it’s just a slice of Americana….you know…just representitive of what you are all a part of….from Kate Upton talking about sand in her cunt for hits….to mom’s getting their babies drunk….we’re all part of them and they are all part of us….I don’t know what I’m saying just watch the news weirdo…or maybe I’m a weirdo…

Kate Upton Again…I Know…Annoying.. on Good Day LA
Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Kate Upton stops by Good Day LA to talk about when she got the news, learning The Dougie, her curvy figure, and getting sand in her crotch on photo shoots.

Iowa Mom Arrested For Getting Toddler Drunk
An Iowa mother was arrested for letting her 22-month old daughter become intoxicated

Ghost Sex: Paranormal Investigator Detects Spirits in East Side House
Last fall, FOX 8 News profiled Dianne Carlisle, who claimed to have ghosts living inside her Euclid home. Several months have passed and Dianne doesn’t doubt her ghostly visitors, even though the sex seems to have stopped.

Texas Teacher Tells Spanish Speaking Student To ‘Go Back To Mexico’
A North Texas teacher is fighting to keep her job after telling a Spanish-speaking student to ‘go back to Mexico’

Massachusetts School Brawl Caught On Tape
Members of the Lynn School Committee are calling for an investigation into a video that shows students participating, watching and recording a vicious fight.

Caught on Tape: Driver Runs Down Pedestrian

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