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2011

26

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

The most exciting thing I’ve read about on the news was a group of medical chimps finally being set free in Seattle but I am too lazy to find that heart gripping story, but instead feel the 91 year old who uses his bodily functions for protection, because This guy’s amazing….

Here’s the rest of the news…

Atlanta Police Accused of Illegally Strip Searching Young Men
A group of young men have come forward to speak up about the aggressive nature of strip searches by Atlanta police.
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Man chases noisy teens away with urine bucket
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Neighbor’s warning sign scares off home buyers in CO
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Florida planning on village for sex offenders
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Teacher’s Aide Accused of Taping Child’s Mouth
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Man Credited With Creating Doritos Dies
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‘Occupy Wall Street’ Continues In NYC
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VA Arsonist Sets Fire With Bible Pages
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Bizarre Memphis Cop’s Love Triangle Gets Weirder
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Here’s part 1 of his story
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Mom And Daughter Share the Same Husband
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2011

23

Sep

stepNEWS of the DAy

You know what I feel about the news…its funnier than celebrity gossip cuz real life is legit….like my hangover is…even though I don’t want to get into my disasterous night…but I do I love that an aspiring singer has the same name as a pornstar….riding her cocksucking fame to get noticed….good strategy.

Here’s the rest of the news…

Texas Teen Finds Sex Supplies in Mail
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Local Man Forced to Fly with Vomit
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Philadelphia College Student Raped After Hailing Cab
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LAFD Firetruck Porn Shoot Allegations Probed
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Words With Friends Leads to Sexual Assault
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Teen Fight In Safe House Caught On Tape
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2011

22

Sep

stepNEWS of the DAy

Here’s some news…because news is the celeb gossip for everyday people who have a little more depth, crazy and desperation than the idiots we watch and notice living the good life for doing virtually nothing….but reciting bullshit scripts…what a fucking joke…but not as much as this real life shit…

The stepNEWS is on the forefront of what’s going on in the world…seriously….breaking stories…

Teen was mailed sex toys accidentally
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Flasher on the loose in Connecticut
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VA schools could introduce gun education for elementary schools
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TSA chase down woman for weapons in her hair
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FL teacher tells student Tooth Fairy isn’t real, gets in trouble
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Michigan Woman Drives Drunk With Kids
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Second Sex Victim Linked To HS Baseball Coach
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Miss. woman charged in baby birth hoax call
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2011

21

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am obsessed with watching new mothers in the rich neighborhood walking into the gym in tight pants….cuz tight pants, loose women, who come with an entertainment budget and feelings of lonliness cuz their husbands always work is porno to me….

That may not be news..I don’t get out much…and I generally hate women who have been ravaged with childbirth…or at least hate their vaginas because they are just too big for me…..so it is kinda news to me.

Here’s some actual news….

Peeping Tom turns into family feud in Arkansas
Two families feeling like they were wronged started a fight that ended in gunfire

Here’s the rest of the news…

Video Shows Canadian Student Blackface Incident
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Dolphins fan appears in court wearing stolen merchandise
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Man returns to Taco Bell with shotgun after order error
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‘Massage’ Biz Busted for Prostitution in Phoenix
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Passenger arrested for cocaine in shoes at Boston airport
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Car smashes in to dealership in San Diego
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Video of Arkansas gunman shooting up courthouse
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Md Woman’s Winning Lotto Ticket Mistake
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2011

20

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am so mad that I didn’t get my news story on video….I pretty much witnessed a drunken daytime rape fantasy, or actual rape….and instead of pulling out a camera….I fucked up…

But luckily the world is filled with crazy people and those two crazy people were just two people in the grand scheme of the world of insane people….

here’s some news…

Cops: Man took lewd photos of men in Boston subway bathroom
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Charlie Sheen on Wendy Williams
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VIDEO: Georgia Firefighter Prank Disturbs Some
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California Hockey Mom Accused of Sex with Son’s Teammates
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Teen Suspended For Banana Suit at Game
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PA high school game ends in massive brawl
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Connecticut babysitter has history of sex with underage boys
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CT man flew underage girl to have sex with her
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Suspect falls from balcony after taser shot by police
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Caught on Tape: Boston man almost crushed by subway train
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Man arrested for overdue library books in Iowa
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Gumby Bandit speaks
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Business offers free AK47 to new clients
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Virginia Starbucks Sued over Camera in Bathroom
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2 More UMd Students Report Being Groped
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Man banned from plane for T-shirt
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2011

19

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am a firm believer in not making the news, because there’s just too much pressure in having people know you exist, and it’s better just to post random shit from other people….I mean why bother doing it yourself when the rest of he world are fucking morons and you can just sit and if you’ve got the right diaper, shit on your couch…

The highlight is the Russian Billionaires who had a fist fight on TV….for whatever reason….that I like to call mafia…since Russia opened up from being communist and the organized crime rings took over public service…making more billionaires than any other nation in the shortest periof of time…making them often times thugs and here’s the proof…

Here’s the rest of the news…..

Cops Slap Five with Tailgater in Philly
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TX rapist claims mental illness
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PA HS coach denies putting bounty on opposing player
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FL wife spiked husband’s coffee with Xanax
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Fatal Air Show Crash Caught on Video
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Driver Killed in Freak Accident, Tree Fell On Car
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MA high school students admit to posting threats on Facebook
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Pat Robertson: Alzheimer’s makes divorce OK
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PA Grade School Bans Perfumes After Allergic Reactions
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VA bar punished for striptease act
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Caught on Tape: Russian Billionaires Fist Fight on TV
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2011

16

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….because the news is amazing when it features the KKK, Killer Bees, Autistic kids and Femal inmates…it’s the foundation of the best porno ever…but the Greatest Eye Witness Ever Is Great…

Here’s the rest of the news….

Why The Klan Is Targeting Philly Area
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Men Attacked by Swarm of 60,000 Bees in CA
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American flag confiscated from Autistic student
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Female Inmates May Be Released Early in CA
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NYPD Cops Seize 300 Pounds of Pot
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Houston HS Student Charged for Serving Pot Brownies
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2011

15

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the news…Part of me wishes I was out there making news, or at least capturing it on video like this dude did when he say a Shoplifter in Vancouver Getting Restrained by the Store Owner

But I’m more into sitting on my soiled couch too lazy to get off…in more ways than you’d probably want to know…..

Here’s some more news….that could be you if you were dumb enough to do idiot shit…

Caught on Tape: Bus Driver Watched Kids Fight
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NY Tutor Facing Sex Charges
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Woman fired for donating kidney to son scared to take job back
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Former Red Sox pitcher Curtis Leskanic busted for DUI
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Obama bumper sticker led cops to suspect
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Philly TV anchor reacts to Kardashian wrath
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2011

14

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

The latest in news for me is that Scarlett Johansson Alleged Nude Pics are killing my fucking server, even though the site’s supposed to be optimized for this shit….

But turns out the world doesn’t revolve around me and there is other shit going on…and here is some good stuff you need to know..

Man arrested for putting fake collar bomb to teenage girl
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Armed robber hosed with gasoline in Massachusetts
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Woman fired for donating kidney to son in PA
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VIDEO: SUV Goes Into Sinkhole in Md.
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Caught on Tape: Man Trashes Neighbor’s Yard
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L.I. Mom Accused of Encouraging Brawl
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2011

13

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

The world is fucked…and I love it….I don’t know if it is the alcohol speaking but my depression…that dark place I’ve been for the last decade or two finally has light..because I’ve accepted failure…and find so much so easy to laugh at….seriously…it’s all about perspective and idiots or modern day clowns bring joy…

Here’s the latest news…..

Caught on Tape: Man Uses Stun-Gun In Fight At Jets Game
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AZ Woman Attacked Ex with Meat Cleaver
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NYPD Cop Taped Dirty Dancing at Parade
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Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancola on Good Day NY
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Caught on Tape: UCF student tries to fight police at football game, loses
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Clogged toilet leads to airport security scare
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Ohio cop suspended for Fantasy Football
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Glowing cats help fight against AIDS
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Memphis Strip Clubs Lose Licenses for Drugs and Prostitution
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TN Teens Lie About Kidnapping To Get Out Of School
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2011

09

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news and I hope some of you idiots are in these clips…cuz that would make me proud to write this site and greatly rewarded knowing I cater to such fucking weirdos…like the sex change couple robbing walmart, I need you at my birthday party…..or the dude who was attacked by vampires…that’s a legit concern….

San Francisco Residents Fed Up With Nudists
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Pair rob Walmart to fund sex change in Arizona
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Ohio’s ‘no touch’ law for strippers upheld
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Florida man tells police he was bitten by a vampire
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Caught on Tape: Man Tubes In Flood Waters in VA
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KKK Goes Recruiting Door to Door in Delaware
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2011

08

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news to get you through your day….you know to help you realize that you’re not the dumbest, weirdest, creepiest person in the country, and that if you are, you aren’t doing a good enough job of lettng the people know, you’ve kept it under the radar and off the news…which is no fun because if you’re a mental case weirdo…share it with us…make some moves…stop being a pussy.

Man Jumps on Hood of Woman’s Car, She Drives to Police Station
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Caught on Tape: Gumby tries to rob store
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Attempted Abduction of Ohio Teen Thwarted
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First commercial from Tom Brady’s UGG campaign
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Craigslist jewelry sale leads to home invasion
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SC HS Football Cheerleader Tackled on Sidelines
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Missouri Strip Clubs Fight Regulations in State Supreme Court
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2011

07

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I could write a blurb about how good news is for your brain cuz it allows you to laugh at people stupidier than you…but I can’t stop laughing at the story of the weatherman who woke up to his dead choked friend in the bathtub with him….fucking crazy…..and hilarious….

Arkansas TV weatherman wakes up next to dead man
An Arkansas TV weatherman woke up in a hot tub next to a dead man with a dog chain around his neck
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AL man arrested for illegal videotaping women in restrooms
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Thousands Take Part In Philadelphia’s Naked Bike Ride
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FL Teen accused of posing as Physician’s Assistant released
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Rapper T.I. Returned to Federal Prison
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OH Man Arrested For Attacking Teens with Baseball Bat
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Real Life Breaking Bad: Suspected Biker Gang Professor Sought
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2011

06

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…..to keep you informed…cuz I am a provider of quality information too you….and I’d like to be rewarded with nude pics of girls….cuz my wife’s not cutting it…and hasn’t for years…I mean unless we’re talking about cake…in which case she is cutting it…but usually with a fork as she shovels it down her fat face.

Memphis Cop Caught In Dangerous Love Triangle
A married Memphis police officer, who also has a fiancee, was dating a woman, her niece. Now she shot him with a gun.
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CT Man Arrested Breaking Into Dog Pound To Save Pup
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Smart Phone App Helps Find Lost Pets
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No Going Topless at Phoenix Hotel, Even For Heidi Klum
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Gamers Re-Enact Call of Duty at XP Event
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Caught on Tape: Minivan crashes into gas pump in Florida
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Raw Sewage Dumped in Colorado Homes
A back up in a city line dumped tens of thousands of gallons of raw sewage into two Colorado homes.
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Passengers stranded on Disney ride
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Pregnant woman caught trying to break into Arizona horse racing track
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2011

02

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….if you’re on the computer…cuz news makes you sound smart, aware, tapped into the events of the world…and all it’s hopeless, scary, ridiculousness…


Referee attacked at youth football game
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Weatherman freaks out over spiders
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Caught on Tape: Cops rush to rescue teens in crash
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Ohio man killed by police tasers
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Caught on Tape: Woman runs mother over in parking lot
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CO man amputates toes to free himself – hoping for a movie deal…
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