Here is the latest news that you don’t care about – cuz giving you useless information is what I do….and will probably continue to do…even though I should probably just post pornography…you sick sick people….
Mail-Order Bride Business is Booming
The recession has led to cutbacks, layoffs, and lost profits. But even in the down economy, there’s one business that’s booming — the business of love.
Woman: Video Proves Deputy’s Guilt
A Harris County Sheriff’s deputy is in the hot seat on grounds he engaged in some unnecessary rough housing while apprehending a woman at a Target store.
Haynesworth Accused of Sexual Abuse
A police source tells FOX 5 Redskins’ Albert Haynesworth is the subject of a sexual abuse complaint.
Dogs sniff out cell phones in prison
There’s a stash of cocaine and a stash of dope hidden somewhere in a south Orlando warehouse. Ozzie will find them, and it’ll be just another day on the job for the lab mix.
It’s Valentines Day. A perfect opportunity to ignore your woman…and go out and take advantage of the women who will be frequenting random bars, depressed that they are alone today….
So what better way to do that than to use these genius stepNEWS clips to break the ice….
Hey did you hear that they say “there’s an app for everything,” but many parents may not know what young people can see on their phones. Not all apps are innocent. Fox 2 showed parents what their kids may be exposed to on most smart phones including racy photos that are so explicit, we can’t even show them on TV. Bottom line, parents beware!
Hey did you hear that a loophole may allow for the hiring of people with criminal pasts.
Hey did you ss the new security footage that shows a man police believe is targeting children. He’s a suspect in three sexual assault cases dating back to November. The most recent involved an attack on a 12-year old girl in Bradenton.
Hey did about the man whose teenage son nearly died from alcohol poisoning, now a Detroit father is warning parents and other teens about the potent concoction known as “Southern Lean.” It’s a combination of vodka and prescription cough syrup the teen bought on the street.
Hey did you hear that innocent people are being attacked for no reason at all. The video are all over YouTube and police across the nation are starting to take notice. It’s a game that many fear will become the latest teen trend.
Did you hear about the two Houston women are suing a rapper who put them in a music video without their permission.
Did you know that a Harris County man is accused of sexually abusing at least two children who attended his wife’s daycare in Katy.
Did you see the grammy Newscaster who couldn’t fucking Speak?
But be sure to close ever story by reminding the bitch how desperate she is and how badly she needs to suck your dick in the bathroom before you go home to your wife with a box of chocolates….
Cuz that’s just the good thing to do, cuz without your dick humanizing her, maybe she’d kill herself…You’re a savior man.
Here is the latest in stepNEWS…I am sure you’ve all been waiting for this shit all day…you know cuz it is your favorite feature I do here…that’s why I get all the fan mail about this shit…and by fan mail I mean requests to stop posting the stepNEWS cuz you want more tit…
Burglars Steel Bike from One-armed Man
On Tuesday night thieves stole a specially equipped bike from a one-armed man while he stopped in a convenience store.
Butt Implant Suspect May Be Transgender
Police cleared one person on Thursday in the death of a British woman after a butt injection, but they may be looking for a fake transgender doctor in the case.
Disabled pitcher cut from baseball team
Stan Patterson says 16-year-old Anthony Burruto is a great athlete who has been recognized by ESPN. Stan designed Anthony’s prosthetic legs and recently video taped him pitching.
Sometimes the news is about teaching us what is right and wrong – so here’s my Public Service Message of the DAy
Like Barbara Walters, I bring the hard hitting journalism, but unlike Barbara Walters, I don’t have a hot dried up vagina that looks so big but feels so tight due to lack of lubrication. It’s all about the friction people…
Here is the latest stepNEWS…
Harry Baals is the Best Named Building Ever
Adult Film Awards Draws Protesters
It’s award season… and that includes the porn industry. The XBIZ Adult Film Awards were handed out at the Palladium in Hollywood. The ceremony also drew a crowd of protesters promoting safe sex even though condoms fucking suck…
Naked Driver Hits Center City Pedestrian
Philadelphia police are on the scene at 17th and JFK Boulevard after a bizarre accident involving a pedestrian and a woman not wearing any clothes.
Butt Implant Victim Wanted Hip Hop Career
The U.K. tabloid The Sun has the first images of the British woman who died after a silicone injection at a Philadelphia hotel, and a motive for why she wanted a butt implant procedure.
Teen strangles mother while driving, killing her before car crash
A bad crash shuts down a valley intersection and a car’s passenger was pronounced dead at the scene. Now there’s a twist in the case as police say it wasn’t the crash that killed her. We all have family issues!!
Boy fires rifle into neighbor’s home
A 10-year-old boy may be facing charges for allegedly firing his father’s rifle into a neighbor’s home.
Adult store launches ‘guns for toys’
HUNTSVILLE, A.L. – An adult novelty shop in Alabama has come up with a sexy way to prevent crime.
NY Rep. Lee Sends Sexy Pictures to Woman, Resigns
A married New York congressman accused of sending a shirtless photo of himself to a woman abruptly resigned his seat Wednesday, saying he was quitting because he regretted actions that had hurt his family and others
Texas woman finds razor blade in ice cream cuz it’s a good way to make money….
Detroit Teacher Busted for Drugs
Trick Shot Quarterback Johnny McEntee
Johnny McEntee may not be the starting quarterback for the University of Connecticut football team, but he is definitely becoming a star off the field, becoming a YouTube sensation with his amazing trick shot football throws.
I’m like the morning paper, only far less credible. I’m like a morning show, only not so early. I’m like CNN for retard perverts, drunks and virgins. I’m the Huffington Post of all things useless. Only no one else thinks I am. So I guess I’m really just some asshole putting up videos no one will watch of some crazy shit going on in our crazy world….
Here is today’s stepNEWS…
Woman Reportedly Dies From Butt Implant – Too Bad it Wasn’t Coco, Kim Kardashian, or Any of the Other Bitches who Waste My Life – But Instead just Someone Inspired by Their Fame…Kim Kardashian is a Killer.
A woman visiting Philadelphia from Great Britain died on Monday after she had a procedure to inject silicone into her buttocks.
Woman Talks About Butt Injections
Fox 29 spoke with a woman who had a procedure similar to the one that may have killed a British woman at a local hotel.
Church OKs iPhone confession app cuz they are desperate….
The Catholic Church has given its seal of approval approval of an iPhone application called Confession.
Turkish bus crash caught on tape
Passengers on-board a local bus in Turkey got the shock of their lives the other day
Kiddie Porn Search Ends in Shooting
The scene on Cheryl Street in Osceola, Arkansas on Tuesday afternoon left neighbors in disbelief. Sources told Fox 13 that several law enforcement agencies, including the FBI were executing a search warrant regarding child porn.
Sex with Prostitute Gets Officer Fired
The call should have been routine but it turned out to be x-rated. Atlanta’s police chief told a city personnel board Tuesday, why he had to fire a young police officer after that officer had an inappropriate encounter with a young woman.
Teacher Charged With Abusing Students – With a Face Like that – Just Being Alive is Abusive to the Rest of Us….
Montgomery County police have charged a first-grade teacher with choking, kicking and punching her students.
Woman Given Abortion Pill By Mistake
A pregnant Colorado woman may lose her baby all because of a drug mix-up.
Baby Put in Freezer, Dad Gets 10 Yrs
A judge has sentenced a Chandler man to 10 years in prison for putting his 7-month-old son in a freezer.
Handbag Granny Fights Off Robbers
A handbag heroine fought off robbers armed with sledgehammers as they attempted a smash-and-grab raid at a UK jewelry store, Sky News reported Tuesday.
Here’s the news because I know you white trash hick pieces of shit are too busy watching Nascar and wrestling lawn furniture when you’re not watching Will Farrell movies instead of keeping up with current affairs.
I help you be a better person…
Dentist’s red flags ignored
A dentist now charged with writing prescriptions in exchange for sexual favors has a long history of substance abuse, records show, a history that at least one former patient wished the state had noticed sooner.
Human Smuggling Game App Draws Criticism
A game developed by a Boston-based tech company that allows users to drive a truck full of immigrants through the desert and try not to have them tossed out is drawing fire from some immigrant advocates.
Deputy stops alleged ‘one-armed bandit’
An Orange County Sheriff’s deputy responded to a bank robbery call at the Fairwinds Credit Union at 6329 W Colonial Drive. The suspect, described as having a prosthetic arm, was stopped before he could flee the scene.
Christina Aguilera trips before singing National Anthem
Fred Durst King of All Austin Trash?
What’s in a name? The city says there’s a lot to gain from re-naming their Solid Waste Services Department, but it looks like Austinites will have some fun at their expense.
Dismembered Body Found in Freezer
A woman’s body was found stuffed in a freezer and her 19-year-old son has confessed to the crime. What’s the big deal, a lot of kids don’t get a long with their parents….
15 Face Charges After Prostitution Bust
Fifteen people were rounded up in a prostitution bust in the District. It happened Saturday after police served a warrant on an apartment building in the 3100 block of Georgia Avenue, NW.
Seattle strip club fights to stay open
Murder suspect’s odd defense
Could sleep deprivation and Red Bell be a plausible defense?
I’m dealing with a beautiful hangover, one that makes me feel like I may have died last night and that now I’ve entered the gates of hell, a feeling I get most of the time I am at home, which is most of the time.
It’s an inspiring day.
Here is the latest stepNEWS…
Canadian Accused of Biting Man’s Ear
A Canton man is missing part of his ear after a night out in Plymouth, and a Canadian MONSTER is now facing criminal charges…In his defense, eating ear is a Canadian Arctic custom that goes back many centuries…along with hunting baby seals and living in igloos….
Bodies locked in freezer, then buried
The State Attorney’s Office in Polk County just released a startling audio interview with a woman who had two dead bodies in her freezer for more than a year. Good times…
“Bath Salt” a Dangerous Narcotic?
On December 23rd of 2010 at 4AM, veteran Tippah County Sheriff Deputy Dewayne Crenshaw was shot and killed responding to a call.
146 Priest Abuse Cases Settled For $77M
A $77-million settlement has been reached for 146 people who say they were sexually abused by Diocese of Wilmington priests. It’s times like these I remembered being molested by god….
Police: DUI Driver Rammed Police Car in Philadelphia
Police accuse a man of trying to run down several officers while drunk overnight in Fishtown.
I feel like the stepNEWS is the single best post on the site. I mean sure these celeb bitches are okay to look at and to laugh at, but the real shit going down in the news with real people is a hell of a lot more interesting, alarming, scary and hysterical…It’s like these motherfuckers don’t make 24 million dollars a year and are pulling shit far more ridiculous than Charlie Sheen sex parties, which are funny, but obvious…but nothing compared to cumming in yogurt samples or any of the other good clips below with their amazing local news writing for jokes…so you should like this post more and celebrate its return…
NM teacher locks student in cage
FL woman calls 911 for manicure emergency
CA woman gets new voice box
KY police officer writes ticket for 7 year-old boy
Sink hole swallows snow plow truck in GA – End of the World is Coming…
Here a few things going on in the news. I am sure there are better stories out there, but I am a heavily lazy guy and figure these are good enough for you, especially considering none of you bother watching these….even though I bother posting these…that hurts me…
Robber uses spray gun in CT
Author of controversial pedophile book arrested….How the fuck was this being sold on Amazon….Someone at Amazon should get arrested. They are the real pedophiles.
Here are some stories that aren’t all that don’t really make me feel warm and fuzzy or even make he question humanity. But I am posting them anyway…
First up, Police looking for Long Island serial killer, finds victims in Craigslist sex ads, Give Me So Much Confidence in the Internet, You Can Really Find Anything and Everything….mainly weird fucking people….
Miley Cyrus on Salvia of Snowmen Xmas Decorations….
Sorry, was having some site issues so I decided to drink a bottle of brandy my friend left behind from our ghetto egg nog party we had this weekend. I was curious how much spiked eggnog it would take to die. Apparently, 4 cartons aren’t quite enough, but my friend was puking like it was….I’m ready to start this day, even though it’s almost 5 pm. We’re working on Pacific Standard time today….
Here’s the stepNEWS….
Indiana shopkeeper defends sale or racist soap
I don’t see anything wrong with that, some of my best friends are black and they love being called colored and darkies, they get it’s just part of American history. Talk about trying to milk a story and sensationalize something totally out of context. Everyone knows we choose our soap based on historical relevance….at least I do…but then again, I’m highly intelligent and like to keep everything intellectual….especially my racism.
Here are some newsclips that you won’t be able to live with yourself if you dont’ watch them….you won’t be up to date on the lates current events and you will look like an idiot in front of that hot girl you are trying to impress. Just watch them. It will save lots of pain.
Maybe I’m over hyping this a bit…
Oprah: I’m not a lesbian
Police: KSU Prof Exposed Self To Students In Class
A Kennesaw State University professor has been arrested after authorities say he exposed himself to students in a classroom.