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2012

21

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….that shouldn’t be news…because I think it’s just a slice of Americana….you know…just representitive of what you are all a part of….from Kate Upton talking about sand in her cunt for hits….to mom’s getting their babies drunk….we’re all part of them and they are all part of us….I don’t know what I’m saying just watch the news weirdo…or maybe I’m a weirdo…

Kate Upton Again…I Know…Annoying.. on Good Day LA
Sports Illustrated swimsuit cover model Kate Upton stops by Good Day LA to talk about when she got the news, learning The Dougie, her curvy figure, and getting sand in her crotch on photo shoots.

Iowa Mom Arrested For Getting Toddler Drunk
An Iowa mother was arrested for letting her 22-month old daughter become intoxicated

Ghost Sex: Paranormal Investigator Detects Spirits in East Side House
Last fall, FOX 8 News profiled Dianne Carlisle, who claimed to have ghosts living inside her Euclid home. Several months have passed and Dianne doesn’t doubt her ghostly visitors, even though the sex seems to have stopped.

Texas Teacher Tells Spanish Speaking Student To ‘Go Back To Mexico’
A North Texas teacher is fighting to keep her job after telling a Spanish-speaking student to ‘go back to Mexico’

Massachusetts School Brawl Caught On Tape
Members of the Lynn School Committee are calling for an investigation into a video that shows students participating, watching and recording a vicious fight.

Caught on Tape: Driver Runs Down Pedestrian

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2012

20

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS….even on president’s day….but that’s probably cuz I am in canada and dont’ have presidents day…..or maybe it is just cuz the stepNEWS is awesome….

Woman Upset She Ate Bull Testicles At Pizza Shop
A Virginia woman believes that a local pizzeria didn’t do a good enough job of letting her know what she was eating when she ordered their ‘Blue Bell’ pizza that included bull testicles as a topping.

Black Man Sentenced To Prison For Hate Crimes Against Interracial Couple
Carl and Susan Smith were shocked to find out that the person that was sending them racist hate mail was, Glenn E. Morgan, a black man who has a PHD. Morgan was sentenced to 90 days in a federal prison for his hate mail.

Man Burns NJ Flag In Protest Of Whitney Houston Tribute
John Burn, a Michigan father of a solider killed in the line of duty burned the state flag of New Jersey out of protest that New Jersey Governor Chris Christie ordered flags to fly at half-staff to honor Whitney Houston.

Caught on Tape: Beef Burglar
A Florida man was caught breaking into a supermarket and stealing $75 worth of meat, doing $500 in damage in the process.

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2012

17

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

If you read this site….you know how i feel about the stepNEWS….it’s amazing…inspiring…rewarding…all things good in the world…by showcasing all things bad….and that works for me

Homeless Man Leaves Disturbing Love Letters For Georgia Woman
A homeless man is accused of leaving disturbing love letters for a Georgia woman, including his desires to taste her blood.

Defendant Collapses After Drinking Poison In Court
A defendant collapsed on the floor of a Florida court room after being found guilty in a trespassing claim.

Dashcam Video: Florida Girl Tased, Head Hit Concrete
A Florida girl running from a police officer in Tampa, Florida was tased and suffered brain damage after her head hit the concrete.

Caught on Tape: Florida Students In School Bus Fight
Fifteen-year-old Leah Szeluga said she was attacked on her school bus Friday and wound up getting in trouble and suspended.

Role Playing Lands Couple In Jail
A couple that was role playing their sexual fantasies on Valentine’s Day in Portland, Oregon were in court after their arrest for disorderly conduct.

Moms Brawl At Cracker Barrel Restaurant On Valentine’s Day
Two mothers got into a massive brawl at a South Haven, Mississippi Cracker Barrel restaurant and it all started over a crying baby.

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2012

16

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…to inspire…or at least to make you proud to know that you’re not the biggest idiot on the planet…

ar Crashes Behind Reporter On Live TV
During a live report by WTFX/Philadelphia reporter outside a memorial service for Whitney Houston in Newark, New Jersey a pair of cars collided.

Cheerleading Coach Charged With Sex Crime
Niles North High School teacher and cheerleading coach Jeffrey L. Tackes was arrested Monday in Bensenville and charged with sexual exploitation of a child for allegedly making a girl strip for him, police said.

Woman Finds Nude Photos Of Herself On Facebook
A former Marblehead woman says she feels she was first victimized by a friend, and then by the social networking site, Facebook when nude photos of her were on the site for over a month.

Electronic Cigarette Explodes in Man’s Face
In Niceville, FL, a father of three lost his teeth after an electronic cigarette exploded in his face.

Police In Standoff With Empty Car
San Diego police were in a long standoff with an empty car after suspects wanted for armed robbery escaped on I-8 in California.

Florida Deputies Arrest Half-Dressed Con
A half-dressed man is arrested after a crime spree in Venice Florida. Sheriff’s Deputies day the man stole three cars during the course of the day.

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2012

15

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS because it is the only post I do that actually matters…and that I am actually interested in…because celeb pussy, celeb gossip, just never interested me…I just trapped myself into it…I’ve always been more into the weirdos and idiots of the world…the everyday creep, pervert, pedophile school teachers and bus drivers, criminal, racist….so here’s today’s news….

If you missed this one….Man Attacks Pub-Goers with Chain Saw in England
A chain saw-wielding man was caught on CCTV attacking terrified fellow drinkers at a British pub in East Yorkshire after he was asked to leave because he was smoking inside.

Study Shows Drinking May Help Creativity
Scientists claim that raising blood alcohol content to approximately .075 may help solve creative problems.

Teen Apologizes For Racist Whitney Houston Tweet – Pussy
A Michigan teen upset many with his offensive tweet about the death of Whitney Houston.

Video Shows Brawl At Philadelphia School
As new video emerges of violence inside Philadelphia public schools, police are investigating a Samuel Huey Elementary School.

Facebook photos stolen, put on porn site
A website that features child pornography became the center of an FBI investigation after the Facebook photos of over a dozen Massachusetts girls were reproduced on the site.

College Student Suspended For Writing Sexually Suggestive Papers About Professor
A 56-year-old Oakland University student was encouraged to keep a journal in class, but soon he was accused of taking that assignment too far. That student is now suspended for three semesters after writing about attraction to his professor.

Teacher Admitted Attraction to Boys, Collecting Child Porn
A 4th grade teacher in Arizona is accused of having a stash of child porn has admitted to police he’s been collecting the illegal images for at least a decade.

And in the MOST important of news according to my CNN feed on Facebook….since CNN is pretty much Ryan Seacrest and Mario Lopez of news…all candy-coated and full of shit…..a dog cried to Adele in November 2011…..

Bullshit…

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2012

14

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news…

Cop Shoots Unarmed Motorist to Death

Failed Texas Chainsaw Masacre

Video of Kate Upton Rocking Bikinis

Peeping Tom Caught by Boyfriend
Noelle Kozar’s neighbor went to peep into her window when he was caught by her boyfriend.

Maine HS Football Coach Fired For Posting Nude Photos
A football coach from South Paris, Maine is out of a job after accidentally posting nude photos of himself on Facebook.

Two Columbine HS Students Wounded In Hammer Attack
Two Columbine High School students were wounded when a hammer-wielding classmate attacked them outside a school restroom Monday. According to Aaron Flowers, one of the injured students, a 14-year-old female freshman verbally threatened his 15-year-old friend shortly before the attack.

Wendy Williams Cries Over The Death Of Whitney Houston

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2012

13

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the amazing fucking news….if you read the site you know how I feel about this and that is that this is the single most important fucking post of the day because you get to see just how fucking twisted the world actually is….and that to me is more interesting than what Rihanna wore to the grammy’s or some shit….or more importantly…that Whitney Houston, someone who didnt’ give a fuck about you, is dead….and CNN is reporting the shit like a tabloid….instead of focusing on real fucking news…America is doomed….hell, we’re all fucking doomed…even if we have 51 Christina Friendly Ways to Say Vagina …..

Target Forced To Pull Controversial Valentine’s Day Card
Target is forced to pull a controversial Valentine’s Day card due to outrage by domestic violence groups.

Fight Breaks Out During Funeral In Arizona
Dozens of police officers were called to the St. John Institutional Baptist Church near 13th Avenue and Papago Street Friday morning after a brawl broke out inside during a funeral.

Cops: 911 call records drug deal lead to arrest
Police say a Palm Bay, Florida couple was busted, because one of them accidentally dialed 911 during a drug deal.

Video taunts family of missing girl
On the eighth anniversary of a Hanson woman’s disappearance, police are investigating two disturbing leads in the case.

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2012

10

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….to get inpsired by….

Some Kid Wins a Contest but the Prize it at Risk of Being Revoked because it is Being Considered a Gange Sign

Woman Says Breast Implants Saved Her Life
Brazilian-born model Sheyla Hershey credits her breast implants for acting as airbags when she craned her car while driving drunk in Texas.

Teacher Accused of Sex With Student
Police have charged 27 year-old Ashley Jean Campbell with sexual abuse of a minor after they say the former teacher had sex with a 16 year-old male student.

Random Acid Attack Leaves Mom Nearly Blind
A horrifying acid attack has left a single mother of two from Northfield Township nearly blind. Meanwhile, her attacker is still on the loose.

Random Acid Attack Leaves Mom Nearly Blind
A horrifying acid attack has left a single mother of two from Northfield Township nearly blind. Meanwhile, her attacker is still on the loose.

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2012

09

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the best news feed on the internet according to me…because I don’t bother with Huffington Post even though the bitch was in Montreal yesterday and I should have tricked her to buy my site off me via kidnappiing, cuz then I’d be on the news too…like this group of idiots…from dudes paying 12 year olds for sexy pics…to judges court ordering men to take their wives on dates…to a diabetic in diabetic shock being beat by the cops…this shit changes fucking lives…

Rescued Dog Bites TV News Anchor
KUSA-TV anchor Kyle Dyer sustained injuries after being bitten on live television by a Denver dog rescued from icy waters.

Massachusetts coach charged with enticing boy
A Woburn Little League coach was arraigned on child pornography charges Wednesday. 20-year-old Ray McAllister is accused of using Skype to communicate with a 13-year-old Arizona boy.

Deputies: Man took lewd photos of girl
A Dunedin man who worked part time at a daycare center and volunteered at local schools is accused of paying a 12-year-old girl to pose in explicit photos.

Austin, Texas Coach Charged For Giving Teen Plan B
A former AISD teacher has been charged with Delivery of a Dangerous Drug after allegedly giving a student a contraceptive pill.

Man In Diabetic Shock Mistaken For Drunk Driver, Beaten By Police
A driver was pulled out of his car and assaulted by police who believed he was resisting arrest, but really in diabetic shock.

Philadelphia School Students Go On Slapping Rampage
Two Philadelphia kids, filming themselves as they smack their fellow classmates, and what’s worse, a teacher was in the room when it happened.

Judge Sentences Husband To Date With Wife After Domestic Dispute
A Florida judge ordered a husband to take his wife to Red Lobster for a ‘Date Night’ as a ruling in his domestic abuse charge which involved a fight that started when the husband forgot to wish his wife a happy birthday.

Fight Erupts At High School Basketball Game
A high school basketball game in Charlottesville, Virginia got ugly the other night as a fight broke out between players during the game.

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2012

08

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news to enlighten, inspire, and who knows maybe some of you are featured in these news stories…cuz let’s face it…it seems pretty fucking easy to make the news…even if it doesn’t pay for shit…

San Antonio Strippers Caught Soliciting On Camera
For years nuns have been pushing to have a local strip club shut down and now there’s video proof that the ladies of The Player’s Club were violating city ordinances and solicited prostitution.

Caught on Tape: Drunk Driver Drives In To Day-Care
A drunk driver drives in to a daycare window twice and falls asleep in the parking lot of the day-care. Police are still looking for the suspect.

Heavy Metal Band ‘Ludlow Falls’ Leading Singer Derek Brunsveld Is In Jail
A 16 girl claims that the former lead singer of Dayton area heavy metal band lured her on Facebook wanting to have sex with her. Officials say this is not his first attempt.

HS Athletic Director Arrested For Solicitation
A high school athletic director Brian Donoher was catch soliciting a undercover officer for sex. Officials said there was a undercover operation that land 10 other men in jail.

Indian Lawmakers Filmed Watching Porn During Debate
Three Indian lawmakers resigned Wednesday after they were filmed allegedly watching porn on a cell phone during a heated debate at a state assembly in Bangalore, southern India.

Strip Club to Open Next to Convent in Illinois
A massive, multi-million dollar strip club is set to open right next to a convent in the western suburbs. The nuns said they didn’t find out until it was too late.

Students In Nashville Classroom Told To “Take It Like A Man”
A teacher at Mount Juliet High School in Tennessee resigned Feb. 6 and at least 10 students were given out- of-school suspensions for playing a game called ‘Take It Like A Man.

School Aide Accused of Making Child Porn
A New York City teacher’s aide was accused Tuesday of making videos of himself spanking one naked child and fondling another in an elementary school classroom.

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2012

07

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….I don’t think I really need to intro this post…just watch the local news clips that will remind you how you can be famous…just do something idiotic enough to get noticed…assault your neighbor, stock a celebrity, get in a brawl….be a fucking retard that will support my theory that we’re all fucking doomed….

College Students Have Access to Plan B from a Vending Machine
Shippensburg University provides access to the morning after pill via vending machine.

Surveillance Video of Brutal Atlanta Gang Beating
Atlanta police released surveillance video of a brutal attack on a southwest Atlanta corner on Tuesday.

Volunteer Wrestling Coach Accused of Showing Students Pornography
Volunteer wrestling coach at North Carolina school accused of showing students pictures of nude women.

Man Stabs Brother Over McDonald’s Brownie
Erik Cain from Lackawanna County is back behind bars accused of stabbing his brother over a McDonald’s brownie.

Teenage Admits Murdering Neighbor Was ‘Enjoyable’
At her sentencing for the murder of a young neighbor, portions of the journal of Alyssa Bustamante were read in the court room, in which the teenager admitted to enjoying the killing.

Prostitution Busts In San Antonio
Fox 29 San Antonio went on a ridealong with the SAPD Vice Squad as they rounded up area prostitutes.

Golfer Impaled with Golf Club in Fight in Texas
A North Texas golfer had a close call when he was impaled with the sharp end of a broken putter. Whether it was an accident or because of an argument is now the focus of an investigation.

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2012

06

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS and it is amazing….that’s why I post it…idiots everywhere…we’re all fucking doomed….

Seattle Woman Offended By Man Watching Porn At Library
A Seattle mother is pushing for policy changes at Seattle libraries after she saw a man watching hardcore porn on one of the library’s computers.

Woman Attacks Burglars With Bottle Of Hot Sauce
Three burglars learned the hard way–you don’t mess with Malisa Gutierrez of Des Moines, Iowa. Guiterrez fought one of them off with a large bottle of hot sauce.

Parents Outraged Over Hazing At Iowa High School
A former freshman wrestler reported that senior teammates allegedly put their genitals in his face and later urinated on him and now parents are calling for the firing administrators.

Parents Outraged That Minnesota Kids Playing ‘Rape Tag’
Parents were livid to find out that their children were playing ‘Rape Tag’ on school grounds during recess and weren’t told about it.

NJ Woman Uses Old Photos In Prostitution Scam
A New Jersey woman posted old photos on a website advertising her services on an escort site and was busted by local police.

Sacramento Man Throws Wallet At Mayor
A man upset that he didn’t get much help after having his identity stolen and threw his wallet at the Sacramento City Council

Missouri Strip Club Finds Nudity Loophole
Bazookas gentlemen’s club in St. Louis, Missouri has found a creative way around nudity laws.

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2012

01

Feb

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news to remind us all that people are idiots….they do stupid things…they piss stupid people off…they break stupid laws….and the only happiness we have is knowing that at least we’re not Lana Del Rey’s lip….cuz that shit got daddy’s dick all over it…why else would he finance this Bridget Bardot surgery to launch his daughter with moderate talent’s career….stupidness that should be on the news too….

OH Woman Robs Tax Prep Service With Curling Iron
An Ohio woman and her son were arrested after holding up a tax preparation service and assaulting one of the employees with a curling iron.

Texas Mom Accused of Pimping Daughter
A mother is accused of pimping out her 14-year-old daughter and getting a boyfriend to do the same. Both are charged with human trafficking and compelling prostitution.

Zamboni Driver Gets DUI At Hockey Game
A Minnesota man was arrested for operating a Zamboni machine at a youth hockey game while under the influence of alcohol.

Teenage Cancer Survivor Suspended For Growing Hair For Locks Of Love
Madison Academy suspended seventeen-year-old cancer survivor J.T. Gaskins for growing out his hair, in order to donate it to Locks of Love, because it violated school rules.

Mom Drops Baby Out Window Before Getting Set on Fire
A Cleveland woman jumped out of a second story window after being lit on fire by her boyfriend, and tossing her baby out the window into the arms of a passing stranger, police said.

Connecticut Doctor Accused Of Sexual Assaults
A Connecticut doctor is being accused of a string of sexual assaults, having many complaints dismissed over the past six years.

Parasitic Twin Found Living Inside Peruvian Toddler
Doctors have discovered a partially protruding fetus in the stomach of a toddler in Peru. The tissue was removed already.

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2012

30

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS cuz it gives me hope that the world is as fucked up a place as I imagine it to be…because without the sketchy weirdness…we’d be surrounded by 9-5 drones who sold their souls to the machine…who don’t go home and take their bitterness out on their sex machines, neighbor’s teen daughters, and all the other bad things that happen when people get desparate…

Topless Protestors Take To The Streets In Switzerland
Topless women hit the streets in Switzerland to protest foreign media as the World Economic Forum is taking place there.

PA Man Attacks Girlfriend With Sledgehammer
Washington County, Pennsylvania resident Paul Helmick is under arrest after attacking his girlfriend with a sledgehammer.

Recess Game “Tag” Replaced With “Slaves And Slave Catchers” In Georgia
A 3rd grade teacher in Atlanta, Georgia would take her students out for recess daily, but instead of letting the kids play tag they played “Slaves and Slave Catchers.”

Seattle Woman Marries Building
After living in it during the Occupy Seattle protest, one woman decides to marry the building before it gets demolished.

Accused Serial Rapist Acts As His Own Defense Attorney
An alleged rape victim gave her testimony in court Friday, but in this case it was her accused attacker asking the questions. 41-year-old Mark Carter is choosing to forgo an attorney and represent himself in a Michigan court.

Massachusetts Firefighter Charged With Exposing Himself To Teen
A veteran Halifax firefighter has been accused of lewdness for allegedly exposing himself to his daughter’s teenage friend.

Demi Moore 911 Call
The 911 call from Demi Moore’s hospital visit

Casket, remains found in Florida storage unit
A casket containing a woman’s remains was found in a Clearwater storage unit Thursday afternoon, and it appears a family’s secret has been unearthed.

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2012

27

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

Holy shit the stepNEWS is amazing today…from proposition minors for sex, to prostiting with AIDS, to being saved by breast impants, to beating cops, to women locking kids in their trailor park bathroom, I’m in love with this post….

Colorado Man Arrested For Prostituting With AIDS
During a police roundup Darren Garcia was arrested for the 9th time in five years for prostituting with AIDS.
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Florida Woman: Breast Implants Saved My Life
A Florida woman was attacked by her ex-boyfriend’s new lover and survived multiple stabs to her chest because of the implants

Teacher Sentence After Craigslist Ad For 13-Year-Old
A second grade teacher, Aaron Turner attempted to have sexual relations with a 13-year-old boy over craigslist. He will be sentence in Morrow County Common Pleas Court

Men Punch Out Temple University Cops On Video
Disturbing cell phone shows a crowd in North Philadelphia turning on two Temple police officers.

Surveillance Camera Shows Bus Attack In Florida
The State Attorney’s Office has released surveillance video of a 14-year-old girl getting beaten up on a school bus.

PA Woman Arrested For Trying To Proposition Teen Boy
A Western Pennsylvania woman trapped a teenage boy in the bathroom of her trailer and attempted to have sex with him

Pennsylvania Cop Might Have Let Bank Robbers Go
A police officer in New Wilmington, Pennsylvania stopped a couple for speeding when he let them go to when dispatched to a bank robbery. It turns out the couple could be responsible for the bank robbery.

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