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2011

29

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news….to keep you up to speed on current affairs…you know to keep your brain all well lubricated like the 1 in 4 teens having sex…

Study: 1 in 4 Teens are Having Sex


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Police: NBA Player Wanted for Murder


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DC Man Regains Hearing After Quake


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Police Search for Copycat UT Bike Groper


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2011

26

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Last night, I decided to go out and do some investigative journalism. I decided to see how many drinks it would take me to get ridiculous and take off all my clothes….apparently…it took none….not that I actually did that, but I did try to get girls to, and it didn’t work….I also did an informal survey to see how many girls masturbate to porn and I was surprised to find out they all did…meaning if you are capable of picking up girls under 25 who grew up on the internet, expect the generic, yet effective porn sex….making this post not as much of a waste of time to read as I expected it to be..so here’s some actual news clips…

DMX Arrested for Reckless Driving


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Man beaten while taking son to school
A man driving his 10-year-old son to school was attacked and beaten when he got out his car, the victim of apparent road rage, according to the Manatee County Sheriff’s Office.


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Man Regains Hearing After Earthquake
The earthquake in Washington D.C. cured a man’s hearing.


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2011

25

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

The latest discovery in my own personal investigative journalism that in my life, is that people who walk their cats are weird…but more importantly if you want to seduce join badminton club…and when playing said badminton don’t turn to them and speak in 0s and 1s….they won’t get the joke that you’re saying all asians are robots who speak binary…01011011001…now back to my investigating…

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Foster home dad busted for sexual battery with teen girl


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Australian man avoids death by train


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Wild police car crash in FL


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Car drives into Taco Bell in PA


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TN woman busted for stealing coupons


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TX Shoplifter caught in high speed chase
Some crooks hide their stolen items in the bottom of their shopping carts, their purses, or their pockets. But the video you’ll see here is one of a kind.


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2011

24

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

The news is good today….I mean other than being reminded the most beautiful woman according to People Magazine isn’t actually beautiful but it is all smoke and mirrors …since that isn’t actual news….but the Man who sues over the penis amputation hasn’t got shit on the dude who was masturbating in a Children’s library in…I mean a lot of people don’t know this…but picture books are the first smut we’re exposed to…so he’s just tapping into his youth…while wanting to tape some youths…sickness is everywhere…this world is nuts and I love it…cuz it’s fucking real life and that’s better than this internet celebrity shit….now if I could only get off the couch and witness it first hand…

Man sues over penis amputation


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Alaska ‘Hot Sauce’ mom found guilty


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Dog eats thousands of dollars in loose diamonds


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Iowa man arrested for masturbating in children’s library


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Caught on Tape: Man stops accused shoplifters,rams them with minivan


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TX police reward students for turning in kids that skip school


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Washington Monument Cracked By Quake


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Nancy Reagan Takes a Tumble During Event


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Lynwood Mayor Defends Saggy Pants Ban


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2011

23

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

I did some investigative journalism last night and I’ve come to the conclusion that you should never assume a girl’s vagina size and tightness based on her height. I was going to make a documentary about it…but I couldn’t find any participants…

Here’s some other insanity going on in the news…

Serial Rape Suspect Arrested in TN


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Pregnancy fraud gets woman jail time


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Violence erupts at 49ers-Raiders game
The San Francisco 49ers battled the Oakland Raiders while fans battled it out in the stands during the pre-season game.


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Orlando 7-11 robbed
The Orlando Police Department is looking for the public’s assistance in identifying an suspect in the robbery of a 7-11 Food Store on Edgewater Drive.


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Cops: Teacher had sex with student
Police say they have arrested a 28-year-old now-former teacher over a sexual relationship with a teenage student. Dwight Ellick, a former track star and Buccaneer hopeful, was jailed this morning.


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Fans Brawl at Ravens – Chiefs Game
Video of a fight during Thursday’s Ravens-Chiefs preseason game has surfaced online. Video uploaded to YouTube shows several Ravens fans and a Chiefs fan going at it during the game at M&T Bank Stadium.


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Amazing Texas Gas Station Crash Caught on Video
A stunning crash at a Texas gas station is caught on surveillance video.


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Police: Man Planned Fireworks Attack
A Florida man is under arrest after police say he intended to ignite a large amount of fireworks off at the National Mall.


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OH man catching flack for selling soil from serial killer’s home


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CT woman beats teen for looking at her boyfriend


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Study: Bisexual Men Exist – So You Can Stop Feeling Bad About NEeding Dick In Porn…You aren’t pure gay.


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2011

22

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

The latest news isn’t really all that exciting, but I figure my time is better spent trying to make news, then findind news to post here….and that’s why I am going to sit on my couch plotting while napping….instead of digging for clips you don’t even watch…but I will say that I tried calling the cops on my friend who was fucking a cute immigrant saying that I thought I heard a rape going down in his apartment…cuz sabotaging good times is good times.

Here’s some stepNEWS….

In the molestation trial of former Plano teacher Joseph Garbarini III, prosecutors outlined a diaper fetish that his lawyer says does not prove wrong doing.


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Latest Tattoo Craze: “Tattooth”
Trend setters have discovered a new place for tattoos: your teeth.


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Casey Anthony back in Florida
Casey Anthony is back in Florida because she’s supposed to start serving probation for her check fraud conviction on Friday.


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2011

19

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS….it is the best way to start your day even though it is summer and no one seems to work on Fridays….cuz you’re all a bunch of lazy fucks….but luckily…no one reads this site…so nothing I post is really worth posting….but I do it anyway….so nothing gained but a good way to waste time….and at least the news makes me feel smarter…especially the caught on tape shit…Genius.

Hoyas Involved In Fight with China Team
A wild brawl broke out between Georgetown and a Chinese men’s basketball team Thursday night, putting an immediate end to a supposed goodwill game that coincided with U.S. Vice President Joe Biden’s visit to the country.


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Woman Interviewing for Job Finds Bodies
Police are investigating a suspicious double shooting at a home in Scottsdale. The bodies of an adult man and woman were found on the front patio near the front door.


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Caught on Tape: FL Baby Sitter drove baby in truck bed
23-year-old Keyona Davis was arrested Wednesday after several motorists called 911 reporting a baby strapped into a stroller in the back end of a pick up truck. See the dashcam video & Listen to 911 calls


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Casey Anthony’s car crushed
Casey Anthony’s white Pontiac Sunfire that was a key piece of evidence in the prosecutions case against her was crushed at a central Florida junkyard Thursday.


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Caught on Tape: MI Man Uses Feet as Brakes, Crashes into 4
Officials say a Warren man used his feet to stop his car after the brakes failed, causing him to crash into four other vehicles.


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Caught on Tape: Flash Mob Robbery in NE DC
Another flash mob robbery has occurred in the area, this time at a convenience store at the 3900 block of Benning Road in Northeast D.C. late Wednesday night.


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Philadelphia Parking Authority Gives Ticket To Cancer Patient
The Philadelphia Parking Authority treated her with no compassion, just minutes after a doctor diagnosed her with cancer.


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Inmate: Ruling supports sex-change
BOSTON – A convicted murderer suing Massachusetts prison officials for a sex-change operation says a recent federal appeals court ruling supports her claim.


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Rare, brain-eating amoeba claims lives
Two children and a young man have died this summer from a brain-eating amoeba that lives in water, health officials say.


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2011

18

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Wow. Today’s news is pretty fucking nutty. This caught on tape shit is amazing….I’m glad people have digicams, cellphone cams, big brother is watching closed circuit cams…watching me from the van outside my house cams…documenting me piss, shit and jerk off cams….cuz I believe nothing is sacred especially not everyday girl vagina…I want to see it all…Show it to me….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

Christine O’Donnell: Piers Wouldn’t Stop Sex Talk
In her first television appearance since walking out of an interview with Piers Morgan Wednesday, Christine O’Donnell told FOX 5 that the CNN host would not stop trying to talk about sex!


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Caught on Tape: Crowd Turns on Cop After He Tasers Man
A crowd turn on a police officer while he is trying to make an arrest in Florida.


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Wine Sold to 11-Year-Old in Detroit
A Detroit grocery store has been accused of selling a bottle of sparkling wine to an 11-year-old boy.


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Raw Video: Teen Girls Attack Worker
Raw surveillance video obtained by Fox 29 shows an unprovoked attack in Philadelphia, right outside City Hall, by a group of teen girls on a commuter in May.


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Facebook envy, a source of depression
The author of a new book about digital addictions says people prone to depression or anxiety may worsen their condition by looking at other’s profiles, then feeling bad at the perception that their own lives don’t measure up.


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Teacher writes anti-gay messages online
A Lake County Social Studies teacher likely won’t be teaching next Monday when school starts. He’s involved in an ethics investigation.


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2011

17

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Like every well rounded man….and not the disorganized, useless alcoholic I am….I figure there’s a huge importance in starting your day like you were in the 50’s and on your way to the town factory while your wife stays home, pretends to be a good homemaker, when really she spends her day fucking the grocery clerk, mailman and any other man who doesn’t work at the town factory…

So here’s today’s news….I’m loving the flash mob hustle….we need to organize one of those…all we need is a mob…which luckily I can help with since I know this site alone gets at least one reader.

Bachmann mixes up Elvis anniversaries
SPARTANBURG, S.C. — Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann got her Elvis Presley dates all shook up during a campaign stop Tuesday in South Carolina.
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Rapper Accused of Inciting Flash Mob
Los Angeles County prosecutors will decide this week whether to press charges against The Game, after a tweet from the rapper’s account incited a telephone flash mob that overwhelmed the emergency phone system at a sheriff’s station.
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Child ‘Mayor’ Renames Street for Bieber
Forney’s 11-year-old mayor for a day is a big Justin Bieber fan and she’s renaming part of Main Street for the teen heartthrob.
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Caught on Tape: Flash Mob Robs 7-Eleven
Surveillance cameras caught a flash mob of 30 teens robbing a 7-Eleven store in Maryland.
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ACLU Defends Del. Sex Offenders
One story has a city locked in controversy and may have you shaking your head.
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Twin may lose $50K for hockey shot
An 11-year-old boy who made an incredible long-distance hockey shot into a tiny goal at a charity event may lose his $50,000 prizemoney because it was actually his twin brother who was registered to participate, ABC News reported Monday.
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2011

16

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some amazingness going on in the news….you know the police having a low speed chase topless on a forklift is fucking genius…reminds me of that time I went to Vegas in the 80s and saw some inbred topless hick in overalls gamble away his farm…only this clip doesn’t end it suicide…Shit that happens to real people is better than what happens to celebrities….it’s a fact.

Caught on Tape: Police Chase Shirtless Man on Forklift
Fort Worth police recently got involved in a strange low-speed chase with a forklift.
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Looters Run Down Police During London Riots
New video released from the London riots shows two police officers being run down by a car.
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Cab Driver, Passenger Kill Man After Road Rage
A valley man is beaten to death in the parking lot of a shopping center, and police say it started with road rage. Police say a run-in with a cab driver and his passenger left the man dead.
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Man Threatens to Rape Woman Jogger
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Girl Stabbed After Anti-Violence Party
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Study: Nice Guys Earn Less
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2011

15

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS cuz the things going on in the world are a substantially important thing to laugh at….

The highlight for me was the world’s biggest shower, a promotional campaign by Lynx spray, which broke the record but according to me, is a pure scam because hosing down 150 chicks in bikinis is not an actual shower, it isn’t naked enough…but it’s still greatness though, so I’m not that torn…

Here’s the rest of the news….

‘Slutwalk’ Comes To D.C.
A young woman named Carlie had the word “slut” drawn across her forehead, as she marched with about 400 people on the streets of Washington, D.C., Saturday.

Bull Leads Police on Low-Speed Chase
Washington Police spent hours on a low-speed chase trying to corral a bull on the loose.

Roslindale MA priest accused of sex abuse

Kanye West Falls on Stage During Concert – Unfortunately doesn’t die….

VIDEO: Stage Collapse Kills 5 in Indiana

Playboy Playmates Serve Lunch with PETA

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2011

12

Aug

Lee-Grace Doughtery, Sibling Bank Robbers, in Self Shot Pics of Sleazy Pics of the Day

Lee-Grace Doughtery is a Florida stripper who led her brothers in a cross country chase after robbing a bank. They were captured in Colorado after shooting at cops with an AK-47 only they drove over the police spikes. It’s the plot of a hilarious and obvious movie, only it is real life….I just like that she had to be a fucking stripper…you know to make things even more dramatic and hollywood…

She’s being held on a $1.25 million bail and like all stripper sluts with dreams of robbing banks like it was 1890, cuz one too many men touched her tit for 10 dollars a song, she’s got some self shot pics…and they were emailed to me last night so I’m posting them….cuz I’m all for people in the news having slutty pics…True story. I mean I wish I had access to every girl in the world’s slutty pics…from the fat girl in the dog park, to the girl at the coffee shop, to the mailman who is actually a woman but lesbianism has this thing that makes it seem like she’s got a cock, cuz i know they exist….any girl with a camera has taken slutty pics…you know…

Either way, here’s Lee-Grace Doughtery. For a stripper she sucks at these self shot pics…and between you and me this is the first I’ve heard of this story, so I have no idea if this is actually her…but I’m posting it anyway cuz not quite a criminal genius is good enough for me when naked..

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2011

12

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

Sometimes the stepNEWS isn’t news at all. I mean Teen Porn Addiction on the rise is pretty fucking obvious, you know thanks to the internet, and the fact that every 18 year old girl I meet, is into dirty fucking sex, from anal to group sex, not that I wasn’t having anal when I was 18, but it doesn’t count when it was from being raped by my foster dad….I’m just kidding…but when I was 16, I did fuck a Christian girl up the ass cuz she didn’t want to get pregnant, so I don’t think we’re dealing with a sleazier generation…but maybe I was hanging with the sleazy crowd, and the popular and good looking girls aren’t the prude bitches anymore, but instead into gangbangs….who cares, I’m posting the story anyway…


Teen Porn Addiction On The Rise
Online pornography is now one of the easiest ways to develop an addiction and there’s something troubling doctors: more and more teens are becoming addicted, partly because of cell phones.
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GA Wrestling Coach Faces Charges
A Cherokee County high school wrestling coach is charged with sexually assaulting a 16-year old girl. Police say 28-year old Robert Morrow assaulted the River Edge High School student in December of last year.
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Bikini Mom Launches Cooking Show
An Arizona mother and model is heating up the kitchen.
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2011

11

Aug

stepNEWS of the Day

I love this story….it reminds me of why I don’t like flying…partially cuz I have no self control and do stupid shit that will get me shot by air marshals when drunk but also because people are so fucking uptight…and don’t like it when you do stupid shit like get drunk and piss on their kids instead of using the bathroom…cuz sometimes that’s what happens when you’re drunk…

The 83 year old with implants is good too….so here’s the stepNEWS….

Drunk Man Pees on a Sleeping Girl During a Jet Blue Flight of the Day

Chaos erupted on JetBlue’s red-eye flight from Portland, Ore., to JFK yesterday when a drunk allegedly urinated on a sleeping 11-year-old girl.

The youngster was traveling with her sister and dad, and had been left alone for a few minutes while the others used the lavatories.

Robert Vietze, 18, of South Warren Vt., stumbled from his seat five rows behind her and emptied his bladder, a witness said.

“I was drunk, and I did not realize I was pissing on her leg,” the 6-foot-4, 195-pound Vietze said, according to law-enforcement sources. He later claimed to have consumed eight alcoholic beverages.

The girl’s father caught Vietze midstream.
“I woke up to this man yelling and literally looking like he was about to punch this kid in the face,” said the witness, who asked not to be identified.

“The father was screaming, ‘F – – k that kid! I don’t want him near my family!’ ” the passenger said.

Flight attendants separated the pair and removed Vietze to the back of the plane. They attempted to clean up the mess with liquid soap from the bathrooms, and helped to comfort the traumatized girl.

But the 5½-hour flight from hell was not over yet.
Roughly an hour before the plane landed, another passenger began to complain of chest pains, then vomited.

“Is anybody on this flight a nurse or a doctor?” the pilot said over the public-address system. “We have a medical emergency.”

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Cops Investigate Patrol Car Sex Assault
Philadelphia police are investigating an alleged overnight sexual assault in the back of an on-duty officer’s patrol car.
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Caught on Tape: NYPD saves man threatening to jump from 30 Rockerfeller Plaza
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83-Year-Old Woman Gets Breast Implants
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2011

11

Aug

Kids Protected Their Mom from their Sex Offender Stepfather of the Day

In the latest creepy stepfather news….Here’s some insane behind the scenes interview with some young skater kids who saved their mom’s life cuz by taking a skateboard truck to a mother fucker who was attacking their mom….the motherfucker being their stepfather…who their mother was stupid enough to marry without knowing he was a sex offender who was charged with raping his daughters…that was the warning sign that motherfucker may try to choke you out and kill you cuz he’s not quite sane….you know red flags that you should get a divorce after making the mistake of marrying the motherfucker cuz you’re tired of being along…and it’s on some white trash kick that I found pretty entertaining…and you will too.

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