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2011

28

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I know – the uniboob shit I just posted was killer, but here’s some more news…..cuz apparently there’s more to life than uniboobs, even though I wish there wasn’t…

I figure there can never be too many idiots making it on TV for insanity and stupidity…

Fish container breaks over luggage at Boston’s Logan Airport
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Fake shark spotted in California surf spot
A local northern California fisherman found a fake shark fin that’s probably the result of a bad prank.
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X-Rated Store Burglarized
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Video: Runaway dog caught in traffic
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Hallmark introduces layoff cards
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Conrad Murray Trial Opening Statements
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Ice Cream Mascot Mistaken for KKK member
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Son Says Father/Pastor Hired Him To Kill Their Mutual Girlfriend
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Teacher Gets 20 Yrs for Sex with Student
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2011

28

Sep

Botched Surgery Leaves a woman with a Uniboob of the Day

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I’ve seen all kinds of tits…

When I was in high school, one of the lunch monitors had three tits…she had the 2 standard tits and one other weird growth that I assume had it’s own nipple in the middle…because yes…I went to high school in some backwoods imbred town…

When I was older, I went through all kind of hookers at all kinds of price point, with all kinds of disorders….and in all those encounters with breasts, I’ve never seen shit like this….two implants, one merged clevage, and as someone who hates implants as much as the annoying women who get them….unless they are cancer patients and doing it to feel normal again….this story makes me laugh…

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2011

27

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some shit going on in the news….cuz the news can be erotic if you’re weird….and entertaining if you have no hope in mankind…

Heckler Interrupts Obama Fundraiser
A heckler interrupted President Barack Obama at his House of Blues fundraiser before security dragged the man out tonight.
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FL HS students gets into fight with deputy at school
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Retired Georgia cop busted in child predator ring
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Alabama judge wants to offer criminals church instead of jail
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Fire Truck Porn Actress Speaks
Charley Chase, the porn star seen on video exposing herself on an LAFD fire truck speaks out about the scandal now under investigation by the Los Angeles Fire Department.
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Pregnant Teen Enduring Online Taunts At School
A pregnant teen in Michigan is receiving constant taunting on the internet by fellow students
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MD HS coach busted by dad for affair with daughter
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Cops: Bus driver was under influence
A driver of a school bus filled with children hit a mailbox Monday morning and then continued driving erratically in New Hampshire
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2011

26

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

The most exciting thing I’ve read about on the news was a group of medical chimps finally being set free in Seattle but I am too lazy to find that heart gripping story, but instead feel the 91 year old who uses his bodily functions for protection, because This guy’s amazing….

Here’s the rest of the news…

Atlanta Police Accused of Illegally Strip Searching Young Men
A group of young men have come forward to speak up about the aggressive nature of strip searches by Atlanta police.
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Man chases noisy teens away with urine bucket
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Neighbor’s warning sign scares off home buyers in CO
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Florida planning on village for sex offenders
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Teacher’s Aide Accused of Taping Child’s Mouth
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Man Credited With Creating Doritos Dies
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‘Occupy Wall Street’ Continues In NYC
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VA Arsonist Sets Fire With Bible Pages
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Bizarre Memphis Cop’s Love Triangle Gets Weirder
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Here’s part 1 of his story
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Mom And Daughter Share the Same Husband
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2011

23

Sep

stepNEWS of the DAy

You know what I feel about the news…its funnier than celebrity gossip cuz real life is legit….like my hangover is…even though I don’t want to get into my disasterous night…but I do I love that an aspiring singer has the same name as a pornstar….riding her cocksucking fame to get noticed….good strategy.

Here’s the rest of the news…

Texas Teen Finds Sex Supplies in Mail
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Local Man Forced to Fly with Vomit
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Philadelphia College Student Raped After Hailing Cab
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LAFD Firetruck Porn Shoot Allegations Probed
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Words With Friends Leads to Sexual Assault
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Teen Fight In Safe House Caught On Tape
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2011

22

Sep

stepNEWS of the DAy

Here’s some news…because news is the celeb gossip for everyday people who have a little more depth, crazy and desperation than the idiots we watch and notice living the good life for doing virtually nothing….but reciting bullshit scripts…what a fucking joke…but not as much as this real life shit…

The stepNEWS is on the forefront of what’s going on in the world…seriously….breaking stories…

Teen was mailed sex toys accidentally
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Flasher on the loose in Connecticut
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VA schools could introduce gun education for elementary schools
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TSA chase down woman for weapons in her hair
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FL teacher tells student Tooth Fairy isn’t real, gets in trouble
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Michigan Woman Drives Drunk With Kids
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Second Sex Victim Linked To HS Baseball Coach
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Miss. woman charged in baby birth hoax call
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2011

21

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am obsessed with watching new mothers in the rich neighborhood walking into the gym in tight pants….cuz tight pants, loose women, who come with an entertainment budget and feelings of lonliness cuz their husbands always work is porno to me….

That may not be news..I don’t get out much…and I generally hate women who have been ravaged with childbirth…or at least hate their vaginas because they are just too big for me…..so it is kinda news to me.

Here’s some actual news….

Peeping Tom turns into family feud in Arkansas
Two families feeling like they were wronged started a fight that ended in gunfire

Here’s the rest of the news…

Video Shows Canadian Student Blackface Incident
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Dolphins fan appears in court wearing stolen merchandise
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Man returns to Taco Bell with shotgun after order error
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‘Massage’ Biz Busted for Prostitution in Phoenix
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Passenger arrested for cocaine in shoes at Boston airport
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Car smashes in to dealership in San Diego
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Video of Arkansas gunman shooting up courthouse
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Md Woman’s Winning Lotto Ticket Mistake
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2011

20

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am so mad that I didn’t get my news story on video….I pretty much witnessed a drunken daytime rape fantasy, or actual rape….and instead of pulling out a camera….I fucked up…

But luckily the world is filled with crazy people and those two crazy people were just two people in the grand scheme of the world of insane people….

here’s some news…

Cops: Man took lewd photos of men in Boston subway bathroom
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Charlie Sheen on Wendy Williams
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VIDEO: Georgia Firefighter Prank Disturbs Some
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California Hockey Mom Accused of Sex with Son’s Teammates
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Teen Suspended For Banana Suit at Game
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PA high school game ends in massive brawl
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Connecticut babysitter has history of sex with underage boys
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CT man flew underage girl to have sex with her
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Suspect falls from balcony after taser shot by police
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Caught on Tape: Boston man almost crushed by subway train
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Man arrested for overdue library books in Iowa
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Gumby Bandit speaks
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Business offers free AK47 to new clients
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Virginia Starbucks Sued over Camera in Bathroom
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2 More UMd Students Report Being Groped
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Man banned from plane for T-shirt
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2011

19

Sep

stepNEWS of the Day

I am a firm believer in not making the news, because there’s just too much pressure in having people know you exist, and it’s better just to post random shit from other people….I mean why bother doing it yourself when the rest of he world are fucking morons and you can just sit and if you’ve got the right diaper, shit on your couch…

The highlight is the Russian Billionaires who had a fist fight on TV….for whatever reason….that I like to call mafia…since Russia opened up from being communist and the organized crime rings took over public service…making more billionaires than any other nation in the shortest periof of time…making them often times thugs and here’s the proof…

Here’s the rest of the news…..

Cops Slap Five with Tailgater in Philly
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TX rapist claims mental illness
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PA HS coach denies putting bounty on opposing player
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FL wife spiked husband’s coffee with Xanax
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Fatal Air Show Crash Caught on Video
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Driver Killed in Freak Accident, Tree Fell On Car
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MA high school students admit to posting threats on Facebook
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Pat Robertson: Alzheimer’s makes divorce OK
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PA Grade School Bans Perfumes After Allergic Reactions
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VA bar punished for striptease act
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Caught on Tape: Russian Billionaires Fist Fight on TV
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