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Archive for the stepNEWS Category

2010

13

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

I took a break from the news because I found it too depressing….but then realized I shouldn’t be such a pussy and I shouldn’t take other people’s issues seriously, but with the closing up of the oil spill and the dying down of emotions from the MJ death anniversary, I have found a new lease on life and here are some fun stepNEWS stories to remind us the world is worth laughing at……

Taliban training monkeys to attack US troops in Afghanistan?

Man Accused of Fondling Woman at Church

Pittsburgh Man Kills Wife’s Lover

CA Airport Janitor Arrested for Cell Phone Peeping

Breastfeeding moms gather for nurse-in Orlando Saturday

MA Man’s ear bitten off at BBQ

Woman Falls to Death on Rollercoaster Which Proves Amusement parks a good place to take your wife for a fun activity if like me you hate your wife…

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2010

07

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news….cuz this is the world we are a part of….and despite hating everyone I know or I have met…there’s just something about it that I love…

CT Priest Accused of Stealing $1 Million from Church for Gay Sex Romps

St. Louis Prostitute Attacks Man, Steals His Car

HIV Positive Prostitute Arrested in St. Louis

Man Threatens Rape Victim

Women in the Dallas area are horrified to learn that a man thought to be a friend to them was secretly taping them in his room.

Blackmailers are now hacking into computers to extort nude photos of young men and women to get them to perform sex acts on webcams. Police have started to crack down on this new crime. I need to get into this now….

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2010

06

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

You may take breaks or days off because you’re a lazy fucking pig with no drive, ambition or purpose- but the news never does….so here’s some of the latest goin on in the hopeless world we live in…

Viagra Increases Rate of STDs

Indiana Man Upset Son Sees Porn on iPad at Best Buy
A demo iPad featured a photo of a man’s genitals when a boy saw the image at the Indiana store.

The 20-year-old man, who wants to remain anonymous, but calls himself the Viper, recently caught the attention of police in Columbia, Tennessee. Officers stopped the man just after midnight Wednesday when they spotted him in this costume.

Fake Mouse Trick on Red Sox Announcer

Reality TV NEWS – Cuz It May Not Be Real – But it is Fucking Stupid

Jake and Vienna Awkward Reunion on The Bachelor

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2010

02

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some weirdness going on in the news…to remind us that life is worth living….cuz shit is fucking jokes…

San Antonio Man Holds Girl He Wants to Date Hostage

Some Wardrobe Malfunctions I Couldn’t Jerk Off To on So You Think You Can Dance….

Yankees Fan Takes Foul Ball to Face

“Twilight Virus” Infecting Computers World Wide and It’s Not From Kristen Stewart’s Ghetto Vagina…

Detroit Strip Club Ordered Closed for Underage Dancers

Dog bites teen’s face in Texas, No charges filed

King Tut Had Underdeveloped Genitalia

Teens Using Nutmeg to Get High

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2010

30

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some of the latest shit going on in the news….to remind you that we are hopeless…

Students catch professor surfing web for sex

New bill could name people who view porn at public library

Cops: Orlando Carjackers couldn’t drive a stick

Dallas Cop Fired for Forcing Sexual Favors

Maggots Delay U.S. Airways Flight

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2010

29

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I haven’t been able to do the stepNEWS because my internet has been seriously shit and my neighbors are all a bunch of losers who can’t afford internet of their own so there’s no WIFI in the area and if there is cuz they are trying to gentrify the ‘hood, it’s on lockdown cuz those suits and white collar cocksuckers don’t like giving back to the community they are taking the fuck over….

But I’m back…and here it is…cuz even when I stop…the idiots in the world don’t…

RAW FOOTAGE – Man Doesn’t Like That a Mall is Closed

Kansas Man Gives STD’s to Underage Girls from MySpace
A 24 year-old man took advantage of two teen girls he met on MySpace and gave them an STD after luring them into sex.

NY Anchor has No Tolerance for Sluts

Two Porn Stars Suing Aids Testing Clinic

TV Anchor Makes Burning Wiener Joke!

Donald Duck Arrested in Ohio
A man named Donald Duck was arrested in Cleveland for ramming a car outside of a pizza shop after smoking pot and also failed a field sobriety test

GE head falls off stool during Biden speech

Man loses it on microphone after verdict
A former prisoner who was tortured by police reacts emotionally to guilty verdict of former police commander

Senator Oprah – It Almost Happened
Tapes played at the Rod Blagojevich trial revealed that the former Governor considered appointing Oprah Winfrey to the seat vacated by Barak Obama.

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2010

24

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

People are fucked and I guess so am I for loving when they do stupid fucking shit….

Transvestite Gets Life for Stealing Bras

School will offer condoms to Kindergartners

Al Gore investigated for sexual misconduct

Why Selma Hayek Doesn’t Sweat at Movie Premieres

89 year-old woman who carries a gun

Man Struggles To Put Pants On As A Shirt

Brides Are Now Wearing Diapers on the Big Day

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2010

23

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some random shit going on in the news….cuz the world is doomed and I like to keep track of it….

A Connecticut man attacked his wife in her sleep with a hammer and then took the cordless phone so she couldn’t call police

A California man was arrested for hacking into 200 computers of women and teens, extorting the women to make sexually explicit videos

A woman was shopping for pillows in an Atlanta store when she was groped by a strange man

An Orlando teen is behind bars for lying about being raped

Couple Gives Baby Meth, Baby Dies

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2010

22

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

The world is a fun place and here is the proof….I have a feeling none of you watch these videos cuz I get no comments on these posts, but I am keeping shit around for now cuz I like it and that’s all that matters.

Doctor caught spying on patients & employees

Audrina Patridge Stalker Pleads No Contest

Man Evades Truck Crashing into Building

Caught on Tape: Burglar Pulls Food from Underwear

FL Woman Beat Up Boyfriend Over Last Beer

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2010

21

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is today’s news…cuz the world we live in is pretty fucking weird….

Free Concert for HIV Testing in Dallas

Memphis Woman Arrested for Short Skirt

“Hungry” thief busted after big brawl

A corrections officer has been put on administrative leave after posing nude for Playboy magazine

A Mississippi man just out of prison, positive for hepatitis C, bit a bus driver and spit his own blood at police

Good Times….

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2010

17

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here are today’s news picks to remind us that the world is doomed, but at least it is entertaining…and filled with colorful morons….

A bar in Idaho employs a dog to fetch more tips.

A Funeral home in Ohio is forced to close down because the director has been accused of walking around the home naked, wearing the clothes of the dead etc.

People at a Maryland bar think they spot Justin Bieber and chaos ensues, the police are called and it turns out the lookalike is a 27 year-old female named Katie.

A Colorado councilwoman has called for a ban on bikini-clad coffee shops because when one of the girls is, “raped and murdered, we will all mourn.”

Video from a handheld camera of a jail uprising in Lexington, Kentucky.

Police say muggers punched a Russian ballerina in the face and took her pointe shoes while she was returning home from a performance.

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2010

16

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Because people are weird….fucked up….or retarded…and it makes me laugh..here are some of today’s stepNEWS

Caught on Tape: Seattle Cop Punches Woman in Face
The Seattle police Office of Professional Accountability is investigating an officer seen on video punching a young woman in the face.

NJ Pastor Posed as Cop to Rape Women in Cemetery

A former patient of a valley gynecologist is coming forward to share her experience, a day after he’s arrested for physical assault and sexual abuse

Suspected Predator Comes Out of 30 Year Retirement
In the age of the Internet predators, Harris County Prosecutors say Walter Ladnier is a throwback.

Eastern Michigan Student Raped & Robbed

Minnesota Daycare Worker Charged with Child Porn

Man Claims He Chased Big Foot Off His Property

A North Texas man says he and his wife were denied entry at Six Flags over Texas because of his jewelry and one of his tattoos.

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2010

15

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some of the latest news cuz real people are idiots too…

Michigan Pastor Busted for Sexual Relationship with 15 Year-Old Boy…..praise Jesus for being so Selective in Choosing his Staff….

James Wallace Fall believes that it was God’s will that he molest and marry his 10 year-old niece after the death of their father. Fall’s wife would share the bed with both her husband and his niece.

A 54-year-old OB/GYN doctor at Estrella Women’s Health Center has been arrested, accused of assault and sexual abuse…even though that’s the whole reason to be a OB/GYN

Ohio Janitor Busted for Leaving Video Camera in Men’s Room to Tape Boys

Two Georgia men held signs outside of Elton John’s Georgia home and were scolded by the judge although the charges were dropped

Idaho Woman Busted for Dumping Mayonnaise in Library Drop Box

Virginia Sheriffs found a goat tied up in the trunk of a car that was pulled over at a DUI checkpoint

A 66 year-old Indian woman has given birth to triplets.

No charges have been filed following a fight inside an Orange County restaurant which happened over the weekend that began over a 5 year-old
Autistic boy spitting on a woman.

BONUS Here is a stepNEWS article….for those of you who can read….


Jesus Statue to be Rebuit
GO

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2010

14

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is some of the weirdness going on with real people……cuz real people are more fun to laugh at cuz they aren’t bullshit strategic tools that make other people rich…they are just retards….

Md. Police Searching for Peeping Tom
Montgomery County Police are looking for a “peeping tom” who seems to be targeting residents in North Bethesda. Police say five times since late April, a man has been spotted peering into bedroom windows during the late evening or early morning hours.

Teen beaten in case of mistaken identity
Clermont Police are rounding up suspects in a brutal beating caused by mistaken identity.

Caught on Tape: Vince Young Strip Club Assault Footage
Dallas police have confirmed former University of Texas All American and NFL quarterback Vince Young has been cited for his alleged role in an assault at a local strip club. The incident was caught on tape.

2 men arrested after posting Craigslist ad: Pot for iPad

Beauty Store Beatdown in Memphis
A shoplifter was assaulted when caught stealing from Beauty Zone in Memphis

Funny Oregon Woman Discovers Man in Storm Drain While Gardening
A man crawled into a storm drain while drunk, got stuck, and was discovered by a woman gardening who called the local fire department to get him out.

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2010

11

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some of the weirdness that is in the news today….cuz the world is pretty fucking….The highlight of the day for me was this vile Octomom Lookin’ Russian “model” claims her size J implants were roughed up while flying and plans on suing the airline for 100,000 dollars…

But there’s always other weirdness going on and here are some of today’s picks…

Texas Parents Upset About Adult Piñatas
Some provocative piñatas are getting parents riled up in Texas.

Guatemalan Jaguars Love Calvin Klein’s Obsession

Caught on Tape: Parent, Students Fight at Minnesota HS Graduation
A parent and several students were escorted out of their North St. Paul High School graduation ceremony after a fight broke out.

65 Year-Old Tennessee Woman Arrested for Growing Pot
Helen Franklin, a 65 year-old woman admitted to police that she planted reefer in her lawn.

Panhandler Rapes Georgia Woman
A panhandler attacked and sexually assaulted a woman in Georgia

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