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stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the best post I do in any given day….this is the one with the real meat and potatoes….the one with the substance…because the other posts are all filled with vapid cunts that don’t offer anything of interest to the world other than maybe their tits…or distraction from the hell we live…but this local news shit…is what dreams are made of….

Cops: Woman Tried to Cut Husband’s Penis
A 67-year-old woman was arrested in Palm Springs after allegedly trying to cut off her husband’s penis with a pair of scissors.

Santa Nailed To Cross Angers Residents
A controversial holiday display outside the courthouse in Leesburg, Georgia has angered some residents there. It is a skeleton dressed as Santa and nailed to a cross.

Caught on Tape: Car Crashes Into California Restaurant

Idaho Family Finds Snake In Christmas Tree
A family in Idaho was surprised to find a serpent in their Christmas Tree when they got it home.

San Fran Man Looking For Holiday Girlfriend On Craigslist
Not wanting to be lonely for the holidays, a California man looking for a holiday girlfriend posted his desires for a short-term lady friend on Craigslist.

Interracial Couples Now Allowed At Kentucky Church
A parishioner ban against interracial couples in its congregation has voted unanimously to overturned that vote at a church in Kentucky.

VIDEO: Ferraris, Lamborghini Destroyed In Car Wreck
Eight Ferraris, three Benzes, and a Lamborghini — plus a Toyota Prius — were among the vehicles involved in a highway crash in Japan.

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stepNEWS of the Day

The world annoys me – and the stepNEWS usually represents that shit properly….because you’ll see that weed is still illegal, even though there is tons of research proving it is better for you than booze, that it leads to no long term health issues or violence and costs more money to find organized crime rings that run the shit….and I’m not even into weed….you’ll see that people are getting crazy uptight about sexual harrassment…suspending kids for kicking other kids in the balls, or calling a teacher cute, it is fucking insanity!!!

Fla. Grandma To Sue TSA Over Strip Search
An 85-year-old Florida grandmother says Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents at JFK Airport in New York humiliated her by strip searching her earlier this week and she plans to sue.

Dad Leaves Joint In Son’s Lunch Box
A Connecticut father was arrested when a daycare employee discovered a marijuana cigarette in a young boy’s lunch.

Man Stabbed for Friending Women on Facebook
A Mesa woman allegedly stabbed her husband because he was friending women on Facebook and chatting them up online.

Fourth Graded Suspended For Calling Teacher Cute
A nine-year-old North Carolina boy, Emanyea Lockett, was suspended for two days when a substitute heard him make inappropriate remarks about another teacher.

Second Grade Teacher To Students: There Is No Santa Claus
A suburban New York school district is fielding a lot of calls after a teacher told second graders that Santa does not exist.

Store Clerk Fights Off Thief
A Massachusetts store clerk fought off a would-be thief and didn’t realize he had been stabbed in the process.

Boy, 7, accused of sexual harassment
The mother of a Boston elementary school first-grader being investigated for possible sexual harassment for hitting another boy in the groin says her son acted in self-defense.

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stepNEWS of the Day

Best news feed on the internet…fuck you.

Charged in Detroit Prostitution Ring Case
An alleged Detroit-based prostitution ring is busted by a state task force. Three women and two men are now in custody. They’re accused of running a human trafficking operation. Be sure to check out the lawyer’s fresh hat. It’s stylin’!

Houston Cop Caught Texting While Driving Motorcycle
A Texas woman says she caught a Houston Police officer texting while driving in traffic.

PA Prostitution Sting Nets Six Arrests
A Pennsylvania hotel teamed up with local authorities to bust a prostitution ring

Woman Finds Fake Money In Bathroom Wall
A brother and sister got more than they bargained for during a home remodel. Stashed inside the walls of their house they found sheets of counterfeit cash. Now the Secret Service is getting involved.

Kentucky Woman Banned From Church For Interracial Relationship
A Kentucky woman’s Baptist church has outlawed has outlawed her fiance because he’s not white.

Extreme Frisbee Throw
In Australia a man nailed a 500 ft frisbee throw to his friend jumping out of a motorboat

Tree Falls On Kansas Cop While Driving

Colorado Sheriff Arrested For Trading Drugs For Sex
A former Araphoe County Sheriff was arrested for trading meth for sex.

High School Dance Ban In Arlington, Massachusetts
ARLINGTON – It sounds like a Hollywood movie: high school students banned from dancing. But this isn’t “Footloose,” this is in Arlington, where all school dances have been suspended because of lewd dancing and underage drinking.

Florida Pit Bull Defends Neighborhood From Bear
It was an epic battle between a black bear and a dog in Lake County, and the judges rule it a draw. Now families who live in the Tavares neighborhood want the bear removed before another attack happens.

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stepNEWS of the Day

I know the biggest story on the internet today is bikini waxes for 10 year olds…but I feel like I’ve been hearing that same story ever since TLC got into the legal kiddie porn business…cuz you know people watching that is likely masturbating to it….so I just avoid the shit…because let’s face it jokes about how I started the first salon for 10 year olds to get bikini waxes gets me red-flagged with the FBI and I don’t really need that…So i’ll post the stepNEWS feed…which is better than all the rest according to me….which may or may not be biased…

Comcast Service Line Wrong Number Leads to Phone Sex Line
A woman trying to reach Comcast cable company’s customer service line instead called a phone sex line.

Caught on Tape: Girl Pummeled Inside School Bathroom
A teenage girl is battered and beaten inside a Detroit school restroom while other girls watch and record the whole thing.

MSU Cheerleader Taken Off on Stretcher
Michigan State cheerleader Taylor Young was in stable condition at a local hospital after falling on her face during a performance.

Police: Syringes Hidden in Wal-Mart Clothing
Authorities in Bartow County are investigating a series of incidents where syringes have been found in clothing at a Wal-Mart store.

Man Who Saw Child Porn On Flight Talks
A Glendale man was on a plane when he saw something that wasn’t right — a fellow passenger was looking at child pornography.

Caught On Tape: Arson Attempt In North Carolina Backfires

Wi-Fi Damages Sperm
Study shoes Wi-Fi connected laptops could damage sperm

Horse Meat Could Hit Market in U.S. For Human Consumption
Horses could soon be butchered in the U.S. for human consumption after Congress quietly lifted a 5-year-old ban on funding horse meat inspections, and activists say slaughterhouses could be up and running in as little as a month. Culinary expert Andrew Zimmern isn’t opposed to the rule change.

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stepNEWS of the Day

The best news feed on the internet according to me and some dude on twitter is this fucking post….it will change your useless life and motivate you to do something with yourself like become a pornstar who becomes a teacher, or getting arrested and using that as a platform for your comedy, and whatever else is in this list of today’s top news stories according to us….

I love it….

Massachusetts Teacher Was A Porn Star
Kevin Hogan is an English teacher and crew coach at a top-rated Massachusetts public high school, but he brings some unusual experience to the job: until recently, he was starring in pornographic movies.

Arrested Man Makes Joke During Perp Walk
A Pennsylvania man wanted to be funny after being arrested for driving a stolen car.

Woman Steals Christmas Trees From Boy Scouts
A Missouri woman was caught on video taking two Christmas tree, for the third year in a row

Man FIres Gun At Occupy Houston
A gunman frustrated over personal issues opened fire at the Occupy Houston camp

Family Gets Lost on Christmas Tree Hunt
A Colorado family got lost on their quest to find the perfect Christmas tree.

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stepNEWS of the Day

This news is just some fucking crazy shit…and if you aren’t watching these clips I post daily….you are a fucking idioted blinded by shitty tit…too horny to function in society…cuz this to me is where the soul of the site lies…this post is my HuffingtonPost/Gawker.com/DailyMail/whatever the fuck other news sites you go to are….

Outbursts during murder arraignments (NSFW)
WARNING – GRAPHIC LANGUAGE: A melee broke out in court Monday during the arraignments for teenagers charged in the shooting death of a Randolph man right outside his own home.

Woman Arrested For Christmas Ornament Stabbing
A woman in Connecticut

200 lb. 8-Year-Old Removed From Family
A 200-pound 8-year-old was removed from his home because his morbid obesity jeopardized his life.

School Janitor Arrested For Affair With Student
A 13-year-old girl and a Colorado school janitor were found in a parked car together when local authors unravelled their affair and the janitor was arrested

Bernie Fine Scandal: Wife Admits Concerns In Phone Conversation
2002 phone conversation between former Syracuse ballboy Bobby Davis and wife of former Syracuase assistant basketball coach Bernie Fine, Laurie Fine.

Ex-NFL Star Lawrence Taylor Sex Trafficking Suit
Former New York Giants superstar Lawrence Taylor was slammed Monday with a federal sex trafficking lawsuit filed by the girl who was forced to prostitute herself to the NFL Hall of Famer in an upstate New York motel room last year.

Brazen Michigan Bank Robbery Caught on Video
There was a brazen bank robbery Wednesday in Farmington Hills. The bandits busted in and fired a shot before getting away.

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stepNEWS of the Day

The news will forever be a source of all things amazing that humanity has to offer….I probably say this everyday…but I am seriously always amazed…everyday I compile this shit…because really….it’s hysterical.

Reporter Scolds Kid For Waving On Live TV
A New Yorker was excited to be on television during a live segment, but reporter Julie Chang was not having it.

Frosty The Snowman Arrested For Kicking Police Dog
While walking in a Maryland parade dressed as Frosty the Snowman Kevin Walsh reportedly kicked a police dog he was taken away in handcuffs.

Man arrested at Logan Airport on child porn charges
BOSTON – A man on a Delta Airlines flight from Utah was arrested at Logan Airport on Saturday afternoon for allegedly viewing pornographic images of children on his laptop during the flight.

Mother Busts Peeping Tom
A Pennsylvania mother caught a Peeping Tom using a cell phone camera in the store’s bathroom.

Gun Club Santa Family Photo Fun
The Scottsdale Gun Club of Arizona welcomed gun lovers of all kinds to get their photo taken with Santa, and guns.

Twilight: Breaking Dawn Pt. 1 Causing Seizures
Moviegoers across the country are reporting epileptic seizures caused by the birth scene in Breaking Dawn Part 1

4-Year-Old Banned From Supermarket For Eating While Shopping
A store security guard went overboard when he spotted a little girl eating a bag of dried apricots.

Georgia Mom Arrested For Giving Booze And Synthetic Marijuana To Teens
A 17-year-old is in intensive care and her friend’s mother is in jail charged with providing alcohol and synthetic marijuana.

Girl Puts on Bikini to Find Dog
A dog owner is putting on her bikini and standing at a busy California intersection to get the word out about her lost pup, Chipy the Chihuahua.

Jason Witten Tackles the Cheerleader of the Day – This is amazing….

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stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the amazing hungover as fuck….up all night black friday is hilarious and brings out the freaks news featuring idiots I wish I knew cuz I’d make a documentary on them…they are more interesting than you…cuz they’ve made it on the local news and if that’s not being a legend in their trailer park…I don’t know what is…Fuck I wish I was out black fridaying it – but I’m in canada and on a couch. I fail at life.

Former ‘Idol’ flubs national anthem
A former American Idol star didn’t have the most spectacular performance of her career at the Lions vs. Packers game today. During Lauren Alaina’s performance of the National Anthem, she seemed to have forgotten the words, and stopped singing for several seconds.

Woman Pepper Sprays Other Shoppers On Black Friday
Authorities say 20 people had minor injuries when a woman shot other customers with pepper spray during a Black Friday sale.

Black Friday Chaos at Georgia Walmart
Chaos unfolded at a north Georgia Walmart store on Thanksgiving night. As Black Friday shoppers were let in to the store in Ellijay, shoppers started pushing, shoving and screaming.

Black Friday Brawl at Arizona Walmart
A misunderstanding over what was thought to be a shoplifting incident left a grandfather bloodied and bruised by local police.

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stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the News….cuz I fucking love local news….and have for as long as I can remember…with their idiotic stories of idiots that aren’t idiotic enough to be on the national news….

Here’s a few thanksgiving

Defense factory workers party at lunch
There’s a plant in Detroit called Tower Defense and Aerospace. The name itself gives you an idea what they do inside, but it’s what workers were caught doing outside during their lunch break that will shock you.

Texas Mom Joins Teen Fistfight
Shocking video posted online shows a mother getting involved in her daughter’s fight. The girls are both Garland middle school students and now the woman is under arrest.

Bikini Barista Robbed by Cyclist
Police in Washington are investigating a robbery of a bikini clad coffee barista in one of the states drive thru coffee stands.

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stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news….perfect and insane….these are the people we share our streets with….these are the days of our lives….I spend too much time alone.

Illinois Girl Crashes Car Because Boyfriend Wouldn’t Take Her to Breaking Dawn Pt. 1
She was also charged with DUI

Girl’s Teeth Shattered in Atlanta Nail Salon Brawl
A teenage girl’s teeth were shattered when a large porcelain bowl struck her in the face during a brawl inside a suburban Atlanta nail salon that may have been touched off by a dispute over pricing.

Drunk Driver Calls 911 To Turn Himself In
A Wisconsin man called a 911 dispatcher to let authorities know he needed to be arrested

Football Coach’s Wife Changes Grades Of Players
An Illinois high school coach’s wife is being accused of changing grades of 64 students in the school’s computer system so they could play on the team.

NY Vodka Billboard Controversy
A liquor billboard in New York called Anti-Semitic has been removed

Boy, 10, Claims Shocking Sex Assault at School
A local mother say her special needs son was sexually assaulted at school, not once, but twice. And she says when she reported it, the school blew her off and retaliated against her.

Meals on Wheels Volunteer Faces Charges
He was supposed to deliver food to elderly neighbors in need. Instead, one Meals on Wheels volunteers is now charged with sexually assaulting one of the women he signed up to help.

Arizona Student Threatens to Stab Teacher
A 13-year-old middle school student is accused of threatening to stab her teacher and she was caught carrying an 8 inch knife.

Assault on Boston street caught on tape
An attempted robbery and a violent assault on the streets of Boston went unreported, but was caught on camera.

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stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news…which despite popular belief is the only post worth checking out on this site….sure there’s no celebrity tit in it…but at least there is substance….substance that may not be actual substance…but instead just the real gutter trash of humanity…but substance nonetheless cuz it doesn’t come from a controlled, publicist spin doctor, staged plastic town…it comes from the cross roads of America….from Mainstreet to Walstreet motherfucker….These stories are amazing…

Colorado Christian Teacher Nailed For Affair With Student
Christian school teacher arrested for sexual relationship with student and school officials indicted for not reporting the incidents.

Father in Baby Hitler Custody Case Speaks Out
A family court hearing in Flemington, N.J., ended on Monday with Heath and Deborah Campbell, the parents in the Baby Hitler case, unable to bring home their newborn child. Three other children with Neo-Nazi names remain in state care.

Caregivers Waterboarded Elderly Patient
A pair of Georgia caregivers were arrested for torturing an elderly woman with dementia that started over ice cream at an adult care facility. The attack happened in 2008 and has finally reached a grand jury.

Details Tied to Sorority Rapes Released
Police racing to find a Dallas-area rapist who appears to be preying on members of a national black sorority have released a written timeline of the attacks and additional details about a surveillance video.

Rape Victim Ordered to Pay Her Attacker
In 2008, Crystal Harris was raped by her husband Shawn Harris… who was convicted of spousal rape, jailed and forced to register as a sex offender… but that’s not where the story ends.

VIDEO: 7-11 Flash Mob Robbery
About 50 teenagers and young adults walked into the convenience store at the same time, then walked right out with snacks, drinks and other items in Maryland

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stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the news…I use this post to give the site purpose…see cuz all that other celebrity shit just doesn’t matter at all…it is noise to an otherwise beautiful world….

Toys R Us Refuses To Take Dirty Talking Dolls Off Shelves
Shoppers swear that the You & Me Talking Triplets dolls are using foul language.

Best Eye Witness Acct. Of The Week
“It went pow. Then I heard another pow”

CA Teacher Suspend For Running Porn Site From Work
A California teacher has been suspended from work for running her school issued computer to run provocative website.

School Principal Resigns After Sexting College Intern
40-year-old Deer Path Middle School Principal John Steinert resigned Sunday after mounting pressure and anger from Lake Forest parents over a sexting case.

Fake doctor injected woman’s butt with cement and tire sealant
A Florida transgender man living as a woman is facing charges of practicing medicine without a license after allegedly injecting a substance containing cement, oil, a tire sealant and super glue into a woman’s buttocks. #tranny problems

Teacher Calls Cops After Seeing Boy And Girl Kiss
A Florida teacher called police when she saw a 12-year-old boy and girl kiss in gym class because she thought it was a sex crime.

TN Man Assaults Mother With Ham

Student Sues Coach For Calling Him A ‘Future Welfare Recipient’
After two years of harassment by a coach a high school student has finally had enough.

WIld End To CA Pursuit Of Pantsless Suspect

New York Sex Shop Workers Killed
Police say a man was killed at an adult video store in Brooklyn early Saturday morning


Woman Arrested For False Stalking Claim in Pennsylvania
A woman who claimed one cop stalked and assaulted her while another falsely detained her is under arrest herself.

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stepNEWS of the Day

The news is amazing….I love it and you should to because these are the real people making important enough moves to go from being unknown weirdos to being televised weirdos…public humilation for doing stupid things is always entertaining…..here’s the latest I got for you.

Wisconsin Man Slashed With Samurai Sword By Jealous Ex-Boyfriend
The odd part is that the attacker gave his victim a ride to the hospital afterward

NM Cops Arrested For Brutal Attack On Suspect

NJ Teacher Belittles Special Needs Student

Airline Pilot Gets Stuck In Bathroom On Flight
A mid-air terror scare broke out when an airline pilot was trapped in the plane’s bathroom.

Alleged White House Shooter’s Oprah Audition Tape
Two months ago suspected White House shooter Oscar Ortega-Hernandez asked an Idaho University student to videotape a segment pitch to Oprah Winfrey for her ‘Make A Difference’ campaign.

Video Shows Police Beating Student
Aman Abdulaziz had a goal at Sam Houston State University. The 19-year-old was majoring in history and planned to be a lawyer.

Syracuse coach accused of molestation
Police said late Thursday they were investigating a molestation allegation against long-serving Syracuse University basketball assistant coach Bernie Fine.

Blind Man Claims Innocence in Child Porn Arrest
A Tennessee man claims that the child porn found on his computer wasn’t his and his disability wasn’t dealt with correctly.

‘Car Bomb’ Prank Signs Land Ga. Man in Jail
A Woodstock, Ga. man was charged with terroristic threats because of two signs he left on a stranger’s car that was parked in front of his house, police say.

CO Transgender Teen Suspended For Using Girls Bathroom
Dionne Malikowski of Fort Collins, Colorado was suspended for using a girls bathroom after being instructed to use the boys bathroom or staff bathrooms instead, but fear of her safety after years of harassment.

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stepNEWS of the Day

You know the morning news is gonna be good when they have a pornstar like Bree Olson in her shitty brown sweater on the shit…you know cuz pornstars aren’t supposed to be on morning shows…they are supposed to be passed out or jacked on meth…unable to function in order to live with their whore selves for exploiting their vaginas for what they thought was a good life, but that turned out to be a shitty life worse that hooking in the back alley behind their shitty town bar….unless they are Bree Olson who hook for Charlie Sheen then drop out of a dirty as fuck porn career to be on TV…what a fucking joke…..

Here’s the rest of the news…perfect for you to get conversation pieces for when you talk to yourself – cuz no one ever talks to you…

Goddess Bree Olson Talks AVN Awards on Good Day LA
Bree Olson famously dated Charlie Sheen as one of his “Goddesses”… she’s also known as an actress in the adult film biz.

Hottie teacher charged with armed robbery for prescription drugs
A Massachusetts middle school teacher is out on $1,000 bail after pleading not guilty to pointing a gun in a man’s face and stealing his prescription drugs and cash.

Video: Car Stolen During Test Drive

Michigan 7th Grader Suspended For Accidentally Touching Teacher
A Michigan school teacher accidentally toucher her teacher while yawning and ended up with a 180-day suspension

Memphis Drama Teacher Arrested For Soliciting Young Men For Sex

Sugar Plumb Fairy Fired For Naughty Language
While waiting for a mandatory drug test Laura Coppinger cursed and lost her job in the town’s Christmas Festival.

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stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news you low life trash that embarrsses me everyday cuz you’re too dumb to even grasp this shit….no offense or anything.

OH Man Turns Apartment Into Brothel
An Ohio man admits that he turned his apartment into a ‘massage parlor’ and was selling sex.

OH Cook Faces Charges For Giving 2-Year-Old Alcohol
A Canton, Ohio cook at a Japanese steakhouse gave a young boy Saki and squirted the boy a mouthful.

Caught on Tape: Escaped Suspect Crashes Trying To Get Away
An escaped suspect tried to get drive away from justice, but didn’t make it very far.

Cocaine Found in Horse Saddle
Police uncovered $500,000 of cocaine inside a horse saddle Tuesday in DeKalb County, Georgia.

Massachusetts School Bus Driver Shot In Head By Students’ Pellet Guns
A Lawrence school bus driver was shot in the head with a pellet gun, police said. The driver was hit while driving kids to school Tuesday morning. He was not hurt.

Boy gets stuck under school bus seat in Florida
Firefighters are used to helping people in tight spots, but nothing like what they found on an Orange County School bus Monday night.

Video Shows Dallas Police Officer Push Occupy Dallas Protester
Police are again investigating the Occupy Dallas movement. But this time they are looking at one of their own.

Woman Jailed in Sword Attack on Husband
A Chandler, Arizona man called police and said his wife was attacking him with a sword. The woman was arrested, but police say the man is now changing his story.

VA Physics Teacher Arrested For Being Drunk In Class
A Loudoun County teacher faces charges after police say he was drunk at school. The incident happened Monday at J. Michael Lunsford Middle School in South Riding.

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