I haven’t posted the news in a while…it’s not because there hasn’t been any news…it is because I am lazy….and shit takes time to find and is the on thing I post that gets a ton of fucking hate….but sometimes I can’t hold back and need to bring it…so here.
14 Year-Old Boy Sexuall Attacks 9 Year-Old Boy on Playground
Breakdancing guy takes out innocent bystander girl at New York City bar…I wonder if he got to fuck her….
Woman Accidentally Superglues Eye Shut, Mistakes Super Glue for Eye Drops
PA Moms in Trouble for Arranging Fight Between Daughters….The future of this family…will probably end up in porn…
Street Justice in Memphis: Neighbors Beat Up Burglars
Hey Hater. Here’s your favorite segment on the site…that I post for no reason other than to annoy you by educating you on like-minded retards to retarded things that landed them on the internet, local news, and in some cases prison….
Mom Lies to Son, Tells Him He Has Leukemia, Tells Friends He’s Dead
Man Arrested for Exposing Himself at CT Courthouse
Pennsylvania School Controversy Over KKK Costume in Classroom
College Student Commits Suicide After Roommate Exposes Secret Sex Tape
A Rutgers student, Tyler Clementi, jumped off a bridge after his freshman roommate set up a camera in their dorm room and exposing Clementi’s kiss with another man on the internet
High school student injured by glass bottle while running
Everyone hates the news and I think that’s what compels me to post the shit…it’s like my way of telling you that I hate you…I’m passive aggressive like that…and here are some stories about people I wish I could get to know and be friends with because they are more famous than you…
Segway firm owner Segways from Life to Death on a Segway….How embarrassing, ironic and Hysterical…
Germans Compete in Pumpkin Boat Race
OK Police Arrest Thief Dressed as Woman
Police in Oklahoma arrest a burglar in high heels and a dress after a short pursuit
Thief Hides in Dumpster, Calls Cops When He’s Caught in Giant Trash Compactor
Australian Political Party Wants Teacher to Carry Tasers in Class
Here is my favorite feature of the day that everyone who comes to the site hates – since it’s hard to jerk off to the news – unless your only TV channel is the news and you’ve got a boner, no internet or magazines and the neighbor’s daughter isn’t sun tanning in the backyard….if you know what I mean….or you are weird….which you probably are, since you are visiting this site to jerk off and there’s nothing normal about that…and there is nothing normal about these weirdos in the news…
Mullet Man Stops Intruder in CT
A man with a gigantic mullet came face to face with an intruder that he was able to scare off – I am ready for the remix of this…
PA School Bus Driver in Court for Tickling Students
OH School Janitor Sentenced for Sex with teen
FL Cop Fired Over Fake Call to Get Girlfriend back
A Florida police officer, desperate to talk to his ex-girlfriend, conspired to get her to respond to a fake crime alert at a mall.
Oklahoma Kidnapper Falls Off Bridge in Standoff
A kidnapping suspect fell off a bridge after a standoff with local police
Here is everyone’s least favorite feature – even though there’s some serious funny shit ever once in a while, but I guess there’s no real accounting for taste or sense of humor…and I guess if you really analyzed the shit, you’d know it’s actually seriously depressing…but here are some clips from today….they come with no guarantees…
Braves OF Trips Phillies Fan on Field
Flying Fish Attack A Mid-South Woman in Mississippi
Hundreds Of Asian Carp Leave At Least One Person Injured
Man Claims Insanity by Caffeine, Murders Wife
After strangling his wife with an extension cord a Kentucky man pleaded insanity by caffeine….Good one….
Here is everyone’s favorite daily feature that leads to hate mail, which in and of itself, makes it worth posting, because people have stopped bothering with me, they used to hatefully call me out every fucking day, but for some reason, the stepNEWS is the only thing that strikes a nerve now, pretty fucking weird…
Caught on Tape: Darth Vader Robs Convenience Store
A Michigan man robbed a store wearing a Darth Vader mask and wielding butcher’s knife
Caught on Tape: MN Teen Attacks Cop Car with Bat
Rape Charge Dropped Against Rabbi
A valley rabbi was accused of raping a young girl, but now all charges against him have been dropped.
FL City Manager Married to Porn Star, Citizens Upset
The hiring of a new city manager in Flagler Beach is stirring up emotions in the small town of 5,000 residents.
Woman Dragged Out of Circle K by Ex-Boyfriend..Treat that Negro Right.
WI District Attorney Sent Sexy Texts to Domestic Abuse Victim
A Wisconsin District Attorney sent inappropriate texts to a woman whose boyfriend he was prosecuting for domestic abuse
Man Sues Woman for Krazy Glue Penis Scam
Caught on Tape: Robber Makes Off with Liquor Down Pants
A man stuffed $518 worth of liquor into his pants and walked out of a Fenton convenience store over the weekend, police say.
I know some of you really can’t stand the stepNEWS, I get more hate over this than “Negro”, “Fag” and “Faux-Fag” jokes…Seriously, I call women out for being whores daily, but for some reason posting clips of idiots being idiots cuz it makes me laugh gets at lest one of you very fucking angry….
I guess “news” is too much thinking for your moron self…which makes me wonder why you haven’t ended up in this post…pretty much designed to celebrate morons….
Man Arrested for Exposing Self to Cop on AZ
A 33-year-old man has been charged with indecent exposure for exposing himself at a public park restroom.
Clown Charged With Sex Offense
Kids around D.C. know him as Fonzie the Clown. To law enforcement, he is Alphonso Pittman. And for at least the fourth time, Pittman has been charged with a sex offense. This is pretty obvious….
News Anchor Broadcasts in Boxer Shorts
Delta Pilot Arrested for Being Drunk on Duty
School Suspends Kid for Bloodshot Eyes
Administrators at Byron Nelson High School in Trophy Club suspended a 16-year-old boy on Tuesday because his eyes were bloodshot and they thought he might have been smoking marijuana, but he was crying because his father recently died.
OH Woman Arrested for Teaching Her 2 Year Old Daughter to Smoke Pot on Video….Ghetto Obvious….
School Presentation Gets Suddenly X-Rated With Hardcore Male Pornography
White Trash FL Man arrested for using BB gun on son to jog
Bonus: Horrible hat tanline
After seeing a man with Tourette’s getting his Karaoke on to REM’s “Losing My Religion.” I figure there’s no real other story worth watching…but I that’s not news…that’s probably a dude bullshitting his way to internet fame…so here are a few other stories….
FL Teacher Arrested for Groping Student
Weak Video: Dancer Gets a Handful of Usher’s Rig on Stage Even Though He’s Gay
During Ushers Little Freak live performance at the American Music Festival in Daytona Beach FL, female back-up dancers grabs his crotch
My friend just told me he was at Walmart earlier today and a homeless lady lost her fucking mind because she got caught stealing condoms and nyquil. I love watching crazy shit, but unfortunately my friend isn’t up to date on technology and didn’t have a video camera on him, like 90 percent of the times I see something interesting….so it will never make it in the stepNEWS….but here is some shit that did…
OH Hair Salon Attack Leaves Mom Needing Surgery
A misunderstanding, a bad haircut, and a fight left a mom being attacked with scissors
WNYW Reporter Interrupted During Live Shot
Tai Hernandez of WNYW is interrupted by a passerby during a live shot report on the Mosque in Lower Manhattan.
Naked Man Found in Slide at Playground
A PA man was found naked and holding a bag of marijuana
Student Claims Teacher Got Her Pregnant
A special education student has filed a lawsuit claiming that a D.C. teacher got her pregnant. The suit also blames the city school system
Penn State on Alert Over Flasher
World’s Largest Breast Implants Removed
The world has come to know her well. Sheyla Hershey is known for her striking smile and her large M cup breast implants. She has tried to save them for the past three months, but that fight has come to an end.
MS Mother Knowingly Lets Kids Move In with Convicted Child Molester
A Mississippi woman is accused of knowingly pimping out her teen sons to a convicted child predator
I just watched Jerry Lee Lewis on The View because Whoopi Goldberg is porn to me. It was nice to see a man who sacrificed his career to marry a 13 year old cousin performing after all these years of living what would have been a criminal life, in therapy talking about why he likes fucking girls who haven’t hit puberty yet, but it wasn’t criminal at the time….
Either way, he rocked the fuck out, despite struggling to put two sentences together, reminding me that there are real talents in the world, you know people who just have it. I am not one of those people. I don’t have any notable skills. Maybe that’s why I drink…
So I’m just gonna post the stepNEWS for now….while I go find myself.
PA Teacher Accused of Propositioning Female Students for Sex
A female teacher was caught texting students for sex in western Pennsylvania
Illegal Abortion Clinic in Maryland Shut Down
Memphis Man Busted for Indecent Exposure at Park
NC Restaurant Bans Crying Kids
Olde Salty’s, a restaurant in North Carolina, will not tolerate crying, screaming, or whining kids.
MGM Lion Attack in Las Vegas
Graphic video of a lion attacking it’s trainer at the MGM’s Vegas Wildlife Habitat. This is hardly an attack…I wanted to see some BONES…
The long weekend is over – and it’s nice to see what stupidity people got into….
Wedding Photographer Fight in Ulyanovsk, Russia
Pacific Sun Cruise Liner in Very Heavy Seas. Internal CCTV footage
Pacific Sun Cruise liner in very heavy seas. Internal CCTV footage
Men Tie Woman Up w/ Vacuum Cleaner Cord
An Arkansas woman was the victim of a home invasion, being tied up with a vacuum cleaner cord at her mobile home in Arkansas
Popular Coach arrested for solicitation
A local high school football coach is facing some serious charges. Daytona Beach police arrested John Maronto during a prostitution sting.
Woman Attacked with Acid in Oregon, Speaks Out
A Washington woman was attacked with battery acid by a mystery assailant, leaving the woman with chemical burns on her face.
Offensive Mouse Pads Sold at Sears
Offensive mouse pads sold at Sears, including the phrase ‘I got your honor student pregnant’ among others have been removed from the store’s online site.
Man Arrested for Flashing Kids at Book Store in Florida
Boy Attacked by Sea Lion in Australia
Jack Lister was mauled by a sea lion in Australia, the boy tells reporters why he thinks he was attacked
Craigslist Adult Ads ‘Censored’
A black bar with the word “censored” is now in place over the adult services section of Craiglist.org. The move comes after years of pressure and a critical open letter from 17 state attorneys general in August.
It’s a long weekend, people have already saved up sick days and vacation days to make it a four day weekend, because when you work for the man, that’s what you focus your energy on….cuz shit jobs mean all you care about is escaping it….
So you probably aren’t here to appreciate the stepNEWS and either am I…
Fan Fight at US Open
Dude gets slapped, chaos ensues
Married Chilean Miner’s Affair Exposed
A married Chilean miner’s wife showed up to support him, only to meet his girlfriend
Here’s some shit going on in the news….some of you find this interesting…others won’t…and I don’t really care…cuz I haven’t figured out why I bother doing this…
My Kind of Deer – Beer Drinking Deer in China
A deer in China chugs two bottles of beer a day
Passport Picture Too Racy?
A 27-year old woman forced to put on a fleece because a worker at a passport office in Dakota County thought her tank top was too racy. The employee told Kim Bruzek her picture showed too much skin and it could cause problems in some countries
Memphis Man Arrested for Saggy Pants
A Memphis man has been arrested for wearing his pants too low.
Caught on Tape: 64 Year-Old CA Man Tasered Three Times at His Home
Alert: Man on Bicycle Groping Girls
ASU students are on alert, after police issue a warning about a man who’s been groping students walking on campus.
CA Man Tortures Girlfriend Over Facebook Post
Study Finds that 64% of Women Would Release a Sex Tape to Advance Career
Despite all the hate mail I get about stepNEWS, I’ve decided to start my day with it, because I figure you’ve never done shit for me, so I might as well put up what I want, but more importantly, random idiots and perverts are more interesting than celebrities in bikinis doing nothing entertaining but being in bikinis…unfortunately something that sucks me in everytime…but still not as important as these news clips…
Former Child Prostitute Speaks Out
A Houston teenager who was forced into prostitution is talking only to FOX 26 about her ordeal after a viewer helped find her alleged torturer.
Douglas Co. Police Search for Flasher
Douglas County police said a man was caught on video flashing children at a local store. Investigators said Tuesday that they want to get the guy before another child is traumatized and they said he has already done the same thing to other children.
Priest Won’t Be Charged Over Taped Sex
The Berks County district attorney said Tuesday his office won’t press charges against the Rev. Luis A. Bonilla Margarito because a police investigation determined that the relationship started when the girl was 18.
Man Slashes Throat in Court
A suburban Dallas man used a razor blade to slit his throat moments after a judge sentenced him to 40 years in prison.
Rape Suspect Flees Without Pants
Philadelphia police are searching for a rape suspect accused of attacking a woman near a subway entrance then fleeing the scene, leaving behind his pants, wallet, and shoes.
Strip Club Search Light Endangers Flight
The spinning search light atop a Dallas strip club flooded the cockpit of a jet preparing to land, sparking safety concerns
CA Doctor Found Dead in Chimney
A California doctor was found in the chimney, apparently in an attempt to get into the home of a man she was dating.