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2011

23

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the latest stepNEWS that isn’t really news but that is probably more erotic than the actual news, which I assume is all about Elizabeth Taylor’s corpse, that is not quite as erotic as her tits in slow motion, cuz she conveniently died so CNN would have something to talk about to distract you from the real issues, like oil wars, terrorism and the end of the fucking world…

I figured when you’ve made it to 80, it’s not worth feeling bad about…or really talking abou….now the stepNEWS FOLLOW ME

Speaking of Death – Funeral horror caught on tape
A Manatee County family is grieving not just because they lost a loved one, but because of what happened at the cemetery during the funeral — and it was all caught on tape.

Chris Brown Outburst After TV Interview
R & B singer Chris Brown reportedly smashed a window with a chair in the dressing room of Good Morning America following an interview on Tuesday

Boy Describes Plan to Kill Teacher
ewly-released video of police interviewing a 15-year-old Goodyear boy charged in the attempted murder of his teacher.

Move to stop alleged cannibal’s release
Lawmakers in Rhode Island are attempting to prevent the release of Michael Woodmansee, a child killer and alleged cannibal.

Woman Groped While Waiting for Train
Light rail passengers chased down a man after he groped a woman while she was waiting a train.

22 arrests in Sumter online sex sting
Deputies in Sumter County this morning announced 22 arrests following an online sex sting.

Lohan’s Dad Arrested in West Hollywood
Michael Lohan, Lindsay Lohan’s father, was arrested in West Hollywood for allegedly preventing his girlfriend from calling 911, holding her against her will and causing minor injuries, sheriff’s deputies said today.

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2011

22

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I know you’d rather watch porn than the news, but to some people, the news is porn…

Here’s the latest stepNEWS that isn’t news. FOLLOW ME

SWAT team shows up over Taco Bell dissatisfaction

Female TN Softball Coach Charged with Sexual Battery

UGA Student Attacked, Nearly Raped
There’s fear around the UGA campus Monday night after a man attacked a student and tried to rape her. Fortunately, a Good Samaritan intervened.

Man throws $100 to strangers
Witnesses say they are still surprised by a man’s bizarre behavior at a local Starbucks on St. Patrick’s Day. He walked into a the store, yelled. “I’m rich, I’m rich, I’m rich!” then threw about 100-one dollar bills into the air.

Apple under fire for anti-gay app
A new Smartphone application by a Christian-based organization promises to help gay people “grow into heterosexuality.” Many who work with teens say it sends a bad message; and national groups are calling for Apple to de-list it.

Suspects Beat Victim with Crowbar
Details have emerged after a Surprise man is found beaten to death and robbed at a Peoria apartment complex.

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2011

21

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

News that isn’t news…cuz real news is depressing….unless you find depressing things funny…in which case the real news is comedy…and the stepNEWS is depressing…..Either way, I’m confused. Thanks hard drinking in a bar where there hot chick was still ugly, and the skinniest chick still fat….and I’m still recovering. Thanks stepNEWS for inspiring, even if I am the only one inspired!

Video: Sports Reporter Nearly Run Over
Reporters sometimes face dangerous situations in the field, covering live events. Check out what happened to a San Diego reporter covering the NCAA championship in Tucson. He’s almost ran over by a car!

Police: Mother Gave Child Four Loko
A woman is in jail after police say she allowed her 1-year-old child to drink the alcoholic beverage Four Loko and left the child unattended.

Police Investigate Sexting Case at HS
Police are investigating how a nude picture of a Cedar Park High School student has been spread around throughout the student body.

Mom arrested after daughter gets tattoo
Child abuse or poor judgment, that’s what the State Attorney in Volusia County is trying to decide after a mother was arrested for allowing her 14-year-old daughter to get a tattoo.

AZ Teen, Man She Met Online Found
Police have found a missing southern Arizona teenager with a Utah man she met online. Officers say they found 14-year-old Ashley Kingsbury and 19-year-old Jordan Anthony on a beach in Galveston.

Beauty Queen’s Bikini Pics ‘Unusable’ After Weight Gain
A pageant organizer who dethroned a Texas beauty queen says the 17-year-old’s weight gain made her bikini pics unusable.

Student Brings Cocaine to DC School
Four elementary school students either sniffed or swallowed cocaine brought to school by a classmate Thursday, district officials said, but they were fine aside from sore throats.

Caught on Tape:
Detention officer attacked
Shocking video is released from the Charleston County Detention Center. The video shows a detention officer repeatedly punching a female suspect in the face during a booking last December.

Beer Has Health Benefits
Every Thursday, the FOX Medical Team brings a special report that affects many populations throughout the U.S.

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2011

17

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some news that isn’t news…but that’s good enough for me cuz the actual news is boring. Ignorance is ideal. It makes panic about the end of the world far easier to deal with…

Don’t Monetize God…

Pole Dancing for Jesus
Pole dancing as a workout is nothing new. Over the past few years, independent studios have popped up all over the country, but there is a very unique type of pole dancing class here in our area.

Vicious Bullying Attack on 9-Yr-Old Because of Buck Teeth
Connor Middleton isn’t sure why 3 boys, all much bigger than him, singled him out to pick on.


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2011

16

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news that isn’t news but that’s good enough for me cuz it is more entertaining that watching Japanese houses and nuclear plants get washed away….

I wonder if anyone even watches these…I can safelty assume I’m just wasting my time…it is kinda what I do…haven’t quite figured out why…

See, I’ll see some of these posted on other sites in a day or two and be like – shit I should learn marketing….cuz you can’t be a first mover on shit if no one knows you exist….

Pastor Calls Flock Devils, Demons
Members of the small congregation at Houston Unity Baptist Church said when they refused to give the pastor their tax refunds; he refused to give them their communion.

Albany ‘Kegs and Eggs’ riot
The number of Albany college students charged after weekend “kegs and eggs” parties turned riotous has topped 40 and city officials are vowing to use revelers’ cellphone videos of the mayhem in the investigation.

Live Roaches Scatter Ad’s Message
Live cockroaches draw crowds at Dallas billboard

Boy body slams bully – The Latest internet sensation…that is hilarious….


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2011

15

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I don’t think any news will ever be as important as yesterday’s guy with 84 Julia Roberts Tattoos , but I figure I might as well post these news that aren’t really news cuz i figure we’ve got our own problems and don’t need to deal with the depressing problems of Japan natural disasters and Arab disasters that are laying the groundword for the end of the world, 2012 motherfuckers, because lets face it, they just aren’t that important cuz they aren’t as fun….if anything they are sad and depressing, and who needs that…life is depressing enough without their problems that will soon be our problems..

Here’s some good light hearted stepNEWS….

Snake Dies of Silicone Poisoning
A snake that bit Israeli model and actress Orit Fox in the chest died after being poisoned by an unusual venom — the silicone in the buxom blonde’s surgically enhanced breasts.

Sink hole swallows cars
City crews are working to secure the area around a sinkhole near the Humboldt Bridge in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Woman Freed after ‘Horrific’ Kidnapping
A North Texas woman survives a “horrific” two-week kidnapping and sexual assault at the hands of a man she rejected romantically, police say.

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2011

14

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

What’s Japan? Oh, that boring place that’s dominating our news, and making us miss such critical stories. Good thing I am here with the real news….Global natural disasters that kill tens of thousands of people haven’t got shit on these useless stories….I guess I’m just doing my part to keep America focused….I don’t think Japan appreciates this joke….

Man has 82 Julia Roberts tattoos

Student Says He was Cuffed to Cabinet
A former Grady High student claims in a new lawsuit that he was handcuffed to a filing cabinet at the school for about seven hours.

Student Hospitalized after Paddling
A 14-year old Mississippi high school student was rushed to LeBonheur Children’s Hospital for surgery Friday after he blacked out following a school paddling Thursday.

Video Catches Felon Punching Elderly Man
A Rosemont man who police say is a convicted felon was caught on camera shoving and punching an elderly man as he waited to use a restroom at a Northwest Side grocery last month.

Shocking Hit-and-Run Caught on Tape
Dallas police are still looking for the driver who struck a woman as she was crossing the street in a busy entertainment district. But this time they have shocking surveillance video that will help them prosecute their case.

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2011

10

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the news that isn’t the news to keep you up to date on totally ridiculous, even irrelevant shit going on in the world…that maybe you can use as a conversation piece to break the awkwardness when you spend your allowance on an escort cuz you’re tired of not getting laid…See, I’m here to help and I make you a better person…

Caught on Tape: Drunken Miguel Cabrera
Police were summoned to a Fort Pierce restaurant before Detroit Tigers star Miguel Cabrera’s DUI arrest last month because the first baseman allegedly threatened a manager and an off-duty fish and wildlife officer.

Man falls into tracks at North Station in Boston
BOSTON – A person who was unsteady on his feet tumbled onto the southbound Orange Line tracks at around 3 p.m today at North Station. Passengers rushed to his aid.

Alligator Used to Guard Pot Stash
California narcotics investigators raiding a home’s $1.5 million marijuana growing operation found an alligator guarding the stash.

Player ejected for tackling Borat impersonator

Fan sues after getting hit with hot dog
KANSAS CITY, M.O. – A baseball fan is suing the Kansas City Royals after getting hit in the eye with a hot dog.

Man sees Jesus, Mary on side of oven – LIAR!!!
PLAINVILLE – Look closely at this picture. To some, what you’re seeing is a pizza-making miracle. Josh Mather, of Mansfield, couldn’t believe his eyes.

Caught on Tape: Crook can’t get mask on
A would-be robber may want to practice with his disguise. A South Carolina convenience store caught this attempted robbery on camera.

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2011

09

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the news that isn’t the news…..clips no one watches cuz you are more interested in titties and celebrity bullshit to care about these lowgrade local news real life issues….

Teacher quits after students discover her porn past

Gilbert, AZ Teen a Playboy Sensation even though she looks retarded…
Most high school students spend their free time doing homework or going to the mall with friends. But you’re about to meet a valley teenager who gets paid to pose nude.

Student Expelled For Having Tattoo Gun
Instead of reporting to school each morning, 15-year-old Byron Preston is reporting for work in his father’s barber shop and nail salon. Byron was expelled from Laurel High School three months ago. He was found with a device called a “tattoo gun” in his possession.

Toddler Gets Ahold of Mom’s Narcotics
A 28-year-old Phoenix woman has been arrested after her 2-year-old child tests positive for ingesting methadone and cocaine.

A Scholarship For White Men Only?
There is a group in Texas called the “Former Majority Association for Equality” and they are are creating a lot of controversy for their scholarship program.

Woman Tried to Steal Baby by C-Section
Maricopa police are accusing a woman of attempting to kill her pregnant friend and take her unborn baby as her own.

Millions of Fish Dead In Redondo Beach – End of the World!

Man charged for taping student to chair
A Titusville man, who used to work as a Group Leader with the South Lake Elementary School After School Program, has been charged with child abuse after police say he taped a 5-year-old student to a chair with packing tape.

Bull Leaps Fence at Bull Fight
Amateur video captured dramatic footage of a bull jumping into the audience during a bullfight on Saturday in eastern Venezuela

Burglar calls 911 when confronted by home owner

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2011

07

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the latest news that isn’t news…but that makes me feel like I am connected and tapped into the world, even though I never leave my fucking house, not that it’s a house, but more of a basement with painted black windows from all the soot from trucks that drive by and a coal burning stove, a soiled mattress in a corner dominated by a fat wife with sleep apnea who is a horrible housekeeper cuz she’s too busy eating, a cold concrete floor and nothing but happiness, okay enough about me, here’s the stepNEWS….makes me so angry I could trash a liquor store…

Woman trashes liquor store
A woman in Rockland County, New York takes her anger out on a few dozen innocent liquor bottles!

Doctors prove staring at women’s breasts is healthy

Neo-Nazi Message Sprayed on Side of Home
Imagine driving through your neighborhood and seeing hate words spray painted on the side of a house. A message on a home in Casa Grande encourages people to rise up and “secure a future for white children.”

Softball Coach Charged With Sex Assault
A former volunteer softball coach at Rochester Adams is accused of having sex with two female students. Thomas Powell, 58, was arraigned Saturday on charges he had a sexual relationship with two 17-year-old students.

Teen Cyclist Says He Was Assaulted in GA
A DeKalb County father and daughter are accused of assaulting a 13-year-old cyclist. The alleged attack happened after the cyclist said he told the man to watch out for bikes on the road.

Man Accused of Trying to Rob Nun
It was late, around 10:00 p.m., at Saint Clare Montefalco Church on Whittier in Grosse Pointe Park. A 74-year-old nun was locking the church after a mission service. What she didn’t know was a man was hiding inside the church and he had a gun.

Caught on Tape: Handcuffed woman slammed to the ground
Heidi Creamer was already in handcuffs. She was unable to fight back. She got thrown on the floor of a hospital by a Manatee county deputy.

NU President: Investigate Sex Toy Demo
The president of Northwestern University said Thursday he is troubled that a psychology professor invited a couple to engage in a sex act involving a motorized sex toy in front of dozens of students during a human sexuality class, and he is calling for an investigation into the incident.

Fewer Teens, Young Adults Having Sex
Moms, dads: The good news is abstinence is making a comeback.

East Coast Rapist Suspect Arrested
Authorities have identified a man they arrested in Connecticut on suspicion of being responsible for rapes and other attacks on 17 women since 1997 and dubbed the East Coast Rapist. Police spokesman Joe Avery says 39-year-old Aaron Thomas of New Haven was arrested Friday afternoon at his home by the U.S. Marshal’s Fugitive Task Force.

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2011

04

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

A morning ritual…similar to a greasy hangover dump…similar to a morning erection….similar to jerking off as you peep on your sister getting ready for school while sniffing a pair of her dirty panties you stole from the laundry room….here’s the stepNEWS that isn’t really news….

Controversy Over Live Sex Demo at Northwestern University

NU Responds to Sex Demo Debate
Northwestern University is backtracking it’s reaction to a live sex toy demonstration after a class on Human Sexuality.

Report: BYU Player Cut For Having Sex
Brigham Young University’s basketball stars are left plotting a way to win without starting forward Brandon Davies, who was kicked off the team for having sex with his girlfriend.

Teacher Pleads Guilty to Child Porn – He’s an International Rapist
A former teacher is facing a 25-year prison sentence after admitting to a decades-long pattern of molesting teenage boys in the United States and Japan.

Investigators: Student Poisoned Teacher
A small town teacher is recovering after drinking some tainted tea. Law enforcement officials said she was poisoned by one of her students.

Caught on Tape: Mother Slaps School Bully
A Florida mother is in trouble after taking a case of school bullying into her own hands.

Woman Forced into Trunk at Knifepoint
A woman is forced into the trunk of her car and taken for a ride. She was kidnapped from an apartment complex near Southern and Alma School Road, and eventually found a half-mile away.

Scorned girlfriend seeks revenge on ex
A scorned Florida woman has taken to Ebay to get back at her ex-boyfriend.

Priest arrested for intoxication, acts bizarre while in custody
An Ohio priest is expected to appear in court tomorrow after being arrested for driving under the influence. But it’s the priest’s bizarre behavior behind bars that has police officers concerned.

Naked Man Stuck in Manhole in Gilbert, AZ
Gilbert firefighters are puzzled Thursday morning after they find a person stuck inside a manhole — naked.

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2011

03

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

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stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some news that isn’t really news but that may be about you cuz if you’re reading this site I can only assume you are this retarded…..except maybe anything to do with having sex…trying to have sex maybe…but actual sex, no way cuz you have nothing to do with having sex pretty much ever….Sad…

GA Man Accused of Luring Teens for Sex
A Douglas County man has been accused of using social networking sites to lure teenage boys to his home for sex. Steven Lemery was in jail Wednesday night, charged with disturbing crimes against teenage boys.

TX Teen Jailed for Plot to Kill Ex
A teenage boy was arrested in a murder for hire plot. Police say he tried to hire friends to kill his ex-girlfriend.

McDonald’s Customer Say Maggots in Food
McDonald’s has launched an investigation into how maggots allegedly found their way into a Melbourne man’s burger.

Man sentenced for biting off ear
A Hingham man has been sentenced to two years in prison for biting off parts of another man’s ears during a fight.

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2011

02

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I slept in…I’ve been high on Charlie Sheen …This guy, whether legit or not in his insanity or just doing some publicity spin CBS is totally behind, all to get the show higher ratings or not..His freestyling is amazing…his quotes genius….so I made a some shirts …..

Here’s the latest news that isn’t news….I mean other than my Charlie Sheen Quote Shirts which I think is the only news that isn’t news we need….

Students Disciplined Over Facebook Post, Calling Teacher Pedophile and Rapist
Two Douglas County students were suspended and one student was expelled after a negative Facebook posting about a teacher.

Senator’s Ex Tells Her Side of the Domestic Assault Story
A freeway fight between a state Senator and his girlfriend just got more interesting. Up until now — we’ve only heard Republican Senator Scott Bundgaard’s side of the story about what happened on the side of SR 51 Friday night after the two left a dance competition he was taking part in.

Del Taco Manager Accused of Harassment
Del Taco is being sued for the alleged sexual harassment of a female worker.

Clerk foils would-be armed robber
LYNN – The owner of a Lynn convenience store took matters into her own hands when a robber entered her store armed with a knife.

Brazilian Motorist Plows into Cyclists
At least nine people have been injured after a driver plowed his car into a group of cyclists staging a peaceful demonstration in southern Brazil, Sky News reported Monday.

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2011

01

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the latest in stepNEWS that may or may not be news or not cuz I don’t really pay attention to what’s going on in the world today. I feel that putting blinders on makes everything more fun. I just don’t use the word “government” or “Terrorist” in any facebook messages…I just want to stay below the radar cuz the government scares me….I blame Michael Moore.

Here’s the news…

Youth Prison Guard Sex Assault Lawsuit
A guard-counselor at a state youth prison in Chino was found liable in civil trial for sexually assaulting a number of inmates, Gay….

FDNY: Voodoo Sex Ceremony Candles Caused Fatal Fire
Candles used in a voodoo sex ceremony ignited a fast-moving fire that swept through a Brooklyn apartment building on the evening of February 19 and into early February 20, 2011, and killed a woman, according to FDNY fire marshals and a city official.

Man Claims He Was Attacked at DC Metro Station
Robert Joy’s front teeth are gone. He has stitches on his upper lip and a bloodshot eye. His troubles started outside the Suitland Metro Station after he saw someone else being attacked.

Nurse Busted in Internet Sex Sting
He was trusted with people’s lives and now a valley nurse faces some serious charges after an internet sex sting.

Best Workout Class Ever….How Did I Miss THis One….

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2011

28

Feb

Black Reporter Protects a Nazi of the Day

Here’s some hero reporter kicking himself in the ass for helping some white dude getting bead down hard by some black dudes…when he shoulda stuck with his brothers…instead of with the white man he is so hard trying to conform with…cuz it turned out the white dude getting beat the fuck up was a white power nazi, while the black dudes were just trying to set the fucker straight, teaching him a fucking lesson….lots to learn in this video – take it all in.

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