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The Woolrich Beheading in the UK Insane Footage of the Day

Holy fuck. This is fucking insanity.

To Somalian dudes beheaded a British Soldier and after the murder they talk to the camera to justify what he did, apologizing to the women who had to witness it, even though people in their country witness this all the time…..then pulling some Anarchy, fuck the government, they don’t care shit, so we chop of people’s heads shit…..only to walk back to the Soldier he just killed….

Here is the news story:

One man is reported dead and two others injured amid reports of a shooting incident close to the Royal Artillery Barracks in Woolwich this afternoon.One witness reported seeing a man beheaded in the street in an attack by two men.

The report also said that police officers opened fire after the attack in John Wilson Street in Woolwich.

There were reports that shots were fired after an apparent sword attack near the army base.

Pictures posted on Twitter appear to show two men lying on the road in Woolwich.

The air ambulance landed at the scene and paramedics treated victims in the street.

David Dixon, the head of Mulgrave Primary School, told the BBC that he walked out of the school gates and saw a body lying in the street. “We shut all the gates and made sure all the children were inside,” he said.

Mr Dixon also confirmed hearing gunshots.

The Metropolitan police would only say officers had been called to reports of ‘an assault’ on John Wilson Street.

Wellington Street has been sealed off and an air ambulance has arrived on the scene.

John Wilson Street is currently shut in both directions between Artillery Place and New Ferry Approach.

Twitter user Boya Dee writes an account of the incident online. These details have not yet been verified.

He wrote: ‘Ohhhhh myyyy God!!!! I just see a man with his head chopped off right in front of my eyes!

‘Oh my God!!!! The way Feds took them out!!! It was a female police officer she come out the whip and just started bussssin shots!!

‘Mate ive seen alot of s*** im my time but that has to rank sumwhere in the top 3. I couldnt believe my eyes. That was some movie s***.’

The two black bredas run this white guy over over then hop out the car and start chopping mans head off with machete!!

‘People were asking whyyy whyyy they were just saying we’ve had enough! They looked like they were on sutn! Then they start waving a recolver

‘Then boydem turn up!! Woolwich feds didnt want it… They had to wait for armed response.. Helicopters everyting…

‘Then thats how u know they were on sutn cos they actually went for armed feds with just two machete and an old rusty lookin revolver

‘The first guy goes for the female fed with the machete and she not even ramping she took man out like robocop never seen nutn like it

‘Then the next breda try buss off the rusty 45 and it just backfires and blows mans finger clean off… Feds didnt pet to just take him out!!

Here is the beheading video….this is a serious what the fuck is wrong with the world…and why the fuck do these assholes thing this is going to accomplish anything positive….


Here is a tweet from one of the witnesses….

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Syrian Heart Eating of the Day

Here’s a video that is going viral of a Syrian rebel eating the heart of a soldier, because he was instructed to, or something equally insane, in efforts to make a point, that even when you aren’t a Zombie, you can show a motherfucker who is boss when at war….

Makes me wonder where the world is going…I mean is this human instinct? Is this the shit we are programmed to do? Should anyone really be doing this or acting like this under any circumstances? Is the fact that they think they are doing this for god cause for concern?

I mean to me this is just the beginning of the fucking end…and this shit…is nuts.

In the video, Abu Sakkar, a founder of the rebel Farouq Brigade, begins cutting apart the body of a dead Syrian soldier.

Then, according to Reuters, he addresses the camera, saying: “I swear to God we will eat your hearts and your livers, you soldiers of Bashar the dog.”

He eats the heart of the dead soldier, while the crowd behind the camera cheers “Allahu akbar” (“God is great”).

The video is branded with the logo of the Syrian Truth Facebook page.

I hear it’s good source of protein…

We’re all fucking doomed….

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Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is a Bikini Model and Fired Teacher of the Day

Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is some fake titty teacher who was moonlighting as a bikini model / topless model….who got fired from being a teacher because I guess the slut moms who let guys cum in them in order to make annoying babies don’t respect women who their baby daddies would rather fuck teaching their annoying autistic babies….

Here are a bunch of her “modeling” pics….her fake titty bikini modeling career, that I am pretty sure won’t be taking her major places or really going anywhere after all this press.

She’s just one of those fake titty, barmaid looking, cheesy chicks who hangs with dudes on steroids with tribal tattoos, who think she’s hot and is willing to get half naked to feel hot….There are so many girls like this….and they usually work for free.

This publicity is not going to land her in Victoria’s Secret…. but it may get her into porn….I mean she looks the part…I guess dreams can come true when you crave male attention and fail at your “safe” “normal” job….

I would pay her 10,000 dollars to shoot a porn for me….maybe I’ll need to wait til we get a little closer to rent day to make that magic happen. You know when she’s a little more desperate and my micropenis fetish porn doesn’t leave her feeling too damaged and degraded….

ALl this to say, when I was in school, my teachers were busted old ladies, I wish I had access to this kind of pussy to get random spontaneous boners to while doing math….

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Charles Ramsey The Guy Who Saved Cleveland Girls of the Day

In case you’ve been sleeping, which I have, there were some women held captive the last 10 years in Cleveland who were rescued today, thanks to this guy Charles Ramsey.

The story would be weirder if it wasn’t in Ohio, because everyone I know from Ohio is a bit of a sexual deviant, but in Ohio, it is almost expected.

What wasn’t expected was how awesome the interview with the hero of the story would be…

He’s got some awesome lines. From eating his McDonalds, from saying his neighbor’s got huge testicles, to saying he knew the white girl had problems when she ran into a black guys arms, all on national TV, his glorious moment of glory, his 15 minutes of fame as a hero crackhead who I am sure will be remixed and autotuned for a year to come because it deserves it. His quotes, his camera presence, all fucking glorious. Someone get this guy a talk show. Seriously.

Here is the 911 Call

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LOLZ of the Day

Here’s the best news story of all time, or at least from today, of a dentist obsessed with pulling teeth for no reason, he just gets started on one, and keeps on fucking going, in what is some solid OCD. According to the people involved, they didn’t even have anything wrong with their teeth, the dentist is just some freak with a tooth pulling fetish, who I am thinking may not even be a dentist, but that just makes the story better….I would probably have the same issue if I was a gynecologist, but instead of pulling things out, I’d be stuffing things in….

The real kicker is the dental office is called “Amazing Family Dental”….because really it is amazing.

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Waco Fertilizer Plant Explosion is Insane of the Day

As you know, there was an explosion at a fertilizer plant in or near Waco Texas. Not sure how many people are injured or dead, but I do know that there’s video of it shot from a car near by, that blows my fucking mind….I mean this is some serious scary shit. It’s like out of a movie, only real life. Crazy.

I am wasted in a bar, but here’s hoping none of you or your family or your friends are involved in the second explosion of the week.

Here’s a picture of an apartment near the site of the blast – Doesn’t look too promising that this explosion has no casualties – Accidents like this shouldn’t happen. I mean a fertilizer plant, seriously? That’s what bombs are made out of, shouldn’t they have safety measures in place. Crazy.

Here are a few pics of the clouds – it’s like a horror movie – or post apocalypse – people are obviously saying this is related to Boston. Who knows at this point. All I know is it’s not good and seems like a war zone, in a where’s the next explosion gonna be. Not good.

UPDATE at 12:08 am – 60 Dead, 100s Injured.


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The Boston Marathon Explosion of the Day

There was an attack on the last remaining skinny people in America.

This is just fucking crazy. I mean the idea that public gatherings and events are not safe, blows my fucking mind, but not in the way this bomb is blowing up a bunch of innocent people. Horrible.

Apparently, the majority of the injuries were unsuspecting people in the crowd, just there to cheer on the runners at the finish line, after running a crazy fucking run, apparently limbs were lost not sure about death toll, or if there is a death toll, but it’s a pretty fucking shitty day at the races.

Watching this will make you never want to leave your house, something I’ve been doing since the 90s, because the world is fucking crazy and people are fucking evil.

That’s why I normally just focus on the titties.

One of my facebook friends, who is okay just posted this:

We are a block behind where this is happening we’re pulled from our car by cops. Now in a lockdown on a street area.

Drunkenstepfather.com from the front lines of the internet / the comfort of my damp, mold ridden, basement hole I call home, no I’m not talking about my wife’s asshole.

I guess bombing is the new public shooting with all that registered gun control shit.

Update – 12 Dead So Far.

Update – The suspect is a Saudi National….whatever that means.

Update – I can’t get into a bar with a bottle of beer, with security as insane as it is, with close circuit cameras and the ability to catch a guy an hour after it happened, why couldn’t they catch him before – weird.

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North Korean Female Soldiers are Slutty of the Day

North Korea is so trendy now, so it would only make sense that so are their female soldiers, you know, stickin’ it to function footwear when they march, and doing what most Korean women I know do, slut out in 5 inch heels, but I guess that’s only because the only Korean women I know work at rub and tugs.

I don’t know, I guess the good news for North Korea is that the men aren’t wearing 5 inch heels, because that would probably lower their intimidation factor by alot, not that I don’t fear men in heels, especially when I bump into them in back alleys ready to rape, but because the rest of the world find that shit pansy cuz they’ve never been raped by a man in heels.

All this to say, I like this uniform, and like any dictator, I’d be doing the same thing, only my female soldiers would be in crotchless panties..

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Russian News Story of the Day

This can’t be real. I am thinking it is a clip for Russia’s Saturday Night Live and since I’m not from Russia, I’m believing it to be an actual story, because the people they are interviewing are laughing when being interviewed, but it is Russia and weird shit happens there, like this, a story of a man shoving his foot in a guys ass, causing internal bleeding and death.

Real of fake, this story deserves attention cuz it’s hilarious.

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