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Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is a Bikini Model and Fired Teacher of the Day

Olivia Sprauer aka Victoria V. James is some fake titty teacher who was moonlighting as a bikini model / topless model….who got fired from being a teacher because I guess the slut moms who let guys cum in them in order to make annoying babies don’t respect women who their baby daddies would rather fuck teaching their annoying autistic babies….

Here are a bunch of her “modeling” pics….her fake titty bikini modeling career, that I am pretty sure won’t be taking her major places or really going anywhere after all this press.

She’s just one of those fake titty, barmaid looking, cheesy chicks who hangs with dudes on steroids with tribal tattoos, who think she’s hot and is willing to get half naked to feel hot….There are so many girls like this….and they usually work for free.

This publicity is not going to land her in Victoria’s Secret…. but it may get her into porn….I mean she looks the part…I guess dreams can come true when you crave male attention and fail at your “safe” “normal” job….

I would pay her 10,000 dollars to shoot a porn for me….maybe I’ll need to wait til we get a little closer to rent day to make that magic happen. You know when she’s a little more desperate and my micropenis fetish porn doesn’t leave her feeling too damaged and degraded….

ALl this to say, when I was in school, my teachers were busted old ladies, I wish I had access to this kind of pussy to get random spontaneous boners to while doing math….

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Charles Ramsey The Guy Who Saved Cleveland Girls of the Day

In case you’ve been sleeping, which I have, there were some women held captive the last 10 years in Cleveland who were rescued today, thanks to this guy Charles Ramsey.

The story would be weirder if it wasn’t in Ohio, because everyone I know from Ohio is a bit of a sexual deviant, but in Ohio, it is almost expected.

What wasn’t expected was how awesome the interview with the hero of the story would be…

He’s got some awesome lines. From eating his McDonalds, from saying his neighbor’s got huge testicles, to saying he knew the white girl had problems when she ran into a black guys arms, all on national TV, his glorious moment of glory, his 15 minutes of fame as a hero crackhead who I am sure will be remixed and autotuned for a year to come because it deserves it. His quotes, his camera presence, all fucking glorious. Someone get this guy a talk show. Seriously.

Here is the 911 Call

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LOLZ of the Day

Here’s the best news story of all time, or at least from today, of a dentist obsessed with pulling teeth for no reason, he just gets started on one, and keeps on fucking going, in what is some solid OCD. According to the people involved, they didn’t even have anything wrong with their teeth, the dentist is just some freak with a tooth pulling fetish, who I am thinking may not even be a dentist, but that just makes the story better….I would probably have the same issue if I was a gynecologist, but instead of pulling things out, I’d be stuffing things in….

The real kicker is the dental office is called “Amazing Family Dental”….because really it is amazing.

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Waco Fertilizer Plant Explosion is Insane of the Day

As you know, there was an explosion at a fertilizer plant in or near Waco Texas. Not sure how many people are injured or dead, but I do know that there’s video of it shot from a car near by, that blows my fucking mind….I mean this is some serious scary shit. It’s like out of a movie, only real life. Crazy.

I am wasted in a bar, but here’s hoping none of you or your family or your friends are involved in the second explosion of the week.

Here’s a picture of an apartment near the site of the blast – Doesn’t look too promising that this explosion has no casualties – Accidents like this shouldn’t happen. I mean a fertilizer plant, seriously? That’s what bombs are made out of, shouldn’t they have safety measures in place. Crazy.

Here are a few pics of the clouds – it’s like a horror movie – or post apocalypse – people are obviously saying this is related to Boston. Who knows at this point. All I know is it’s not good and seems like a war zone, in a where’s the next explosion gonna be. Not good.

UPDATE at 12:08 am – 60 Dead, 100s Injured.


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The Boston Marathon Explosion of the Day

There was an attack on the last remaining skinny people in America.

This is just fucking crazy. I mean the idea that public gatherings and events are not safe, blows my fucking mind, but not in the way this bomb is blowing up a bunch of innocent people. Horrible.

Apparently, the majority of the injuries were unsuspecting people in the crowd, just there to cheer on the runners at the finish line, after running a crazy fucking run, apparently limbs were lost not sure about death toll, or if there is a death toll, but it’s a pretty fucking shitty day at the races.

Watching this will make you never want to leave your house, something I’ve been doing since the 90s, because the world is fucking crazy and people are fucking evil.

That’s why I normally just focus on the titties.

One of my facebook friends, who is okay just posted this:

We are a block behind where this is happening we’re pulled from our car by cops. Now in a lockdown on a street area.

Drunkenstepfather.com from the front lines of the internet / the comfort of my damp, mold ridden, basement hole I call home, no I’m not talking about my wife’s asshole.

I guess bombing is the new public shooting with all that registered gun control shit.

Update – 12 Dead So Far.

Update – The suspect is a Saudi National….whatever that means.

Update – I can’t get into a bar with a bottle of beer, with security as insane as it is, with close circuit cameras and the ability to catch a guy an hour after it happened, why couldn’t they catch him before – weird.

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North Korean Female Soldiers are Slutty of the Day

North Korea is so trendy now, so it would only make sense that so are their female soldiers, you know, stickin’ it to function footwear when they march, and doing what most Korean women I know do, slut out in 5 inch heels, but I guess that’s only because the only Korean women I know work at rub and tugs.

I don’t know, I guess the good news for North Korea is that the men aren’t wearing 5 inch heels, because that would probably lower their intimidation factor by alot, not that I don’t fear men in heels, especially when I bump into them in back alleys ready to rape, but because the rest of the world find that shit pansy cuz they’ve never been raped by a man in heels.

All this to say, I like this uniform, and like any dictator, I’d be doing the same thing, only my female soldiers would be in crotchless panties..

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Russian News Story of the Day

This can’t be real. I am thinking it is a clip for Russia’s Saturday Night Live and since I’m not from Russia, I’m believing it to be an actual story, because the people they are interviewing are laughing when being interviewed, but it is Russia and weird shit happens there, like this, a story of a man shoving his foot in a guys ass, causing internal bleeding and death.

Real of fake, this story deserves attention cuz it’s hilarious.

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NFL Cheerleader Accused of Grabbing 12 Year Old’s Penis of the Day

Best news story ever…or at least for today:

A former NFL cheerleader has been charged with aggravated sexual battery after allegedly grabbing a 12-year-old boy’s penis outside his pants … and attempting to perform oral sex on him.

42-year-old Elizabeth Garner — who cheered for the Tennessee Titans until 2009 — was also charged with solicitation of a minor for rape of a child.

According to law enforcement, Garner — who is married — is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy’s mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts … and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him.

The boy escaped, told his mother what happened … and the mother then informed authorities. According to police, the boy said Garner asked if he’d ever been with a woman.

During a police interview, cops claim Garner willingly admitted she approached the boy … but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party. (We’ll see how that defense pans out.)

I wish shit like this happened when I was 12, but I was always the kid no one wanted to molest.

I appreciate her excuse “I was drunK”….which legally doesn’t really hold much of a defense when in court and being charged for sex crimes, like meeting a 17 year old off the internet in Florida one night after she seduced you on chat for the authorities…you know telling you what you want to hear….entrapment.

I also like “I thought it was an adult” cuz 12 year olds and 40 year old men have so much in common in terms of their build now with all the hormones in the food. I mean at the point between tapping him on the shoulder and asking him if he had been with other women before trying to suck him off, you’d think she’d realize he was 12.

Who are we to judge, maybe they do things different in pre-Teennesee.

More importantly, she’s a fucking ex NFL cheerleader, who looks like a hooker, it is not like she’s some top grade morally sound citizen….

Still a good story for her to tell her grandkids about one day.

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Amazing News Story of the Day

This gun in the pink, meth in the stink story really brings a whole new perspective on the world and where we are as a species…and that is in an amazing, entertaining…big vagina-ed place….with little fear of blowin’ our uterus out because our uterus is already blown out…thanks to all the abortions from unwanted sex to fund a meth addiction….and miscarriages….and HPV….that went into shaping this amazing woman in the girl she is today….a Star..who made it on the news….

I may be in love with her…

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