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2012

25

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I am hooked on the idiots who make up the sepNEWS everyday…I want to visit each and every one of them – especially the cow who does McDonalds drive-thrus….a firs hey thought he was out looking for his mom before McDonalds got her….but realized that 100 percent beef is actually not beef from actual cows…or local beef…shit’s imported and sketchy as fuck….

Here’s the stepNEWS….with other great stories!

Cow Wanders Into McDonald’s Drive Thru
A cow in Colorado broke free from it’s pen and made it’s way to a McDonald’s drive thru, surprising the employees.

Teenager Mistook Raccoon For Dog
A teenager is Delaware County is undergoing treatment for rabies. It happened inside a home along the 100-block of Summit Avenue in Upper Darby. A teenage girl woke up and thought the dog was nipping at her leg. It turns out it wasn’t a dog at all but a raccoon that made its way into the house and into the bedroom.

Town Outraged Over Racial Obama Sign
Many locals in Paulding County, Georgia are outraged by a sign that uses a racial slur to refer to President Obama, which is posted outside a bar.

Guitar Allegedly Used in Fatal Beating
Police say a Central Texas man has been accused of using a guitar to beat his neighbor to death at the victim’s apartment.

Peep Shows Now Outlawed In Maryland Town
Neighbors upset with the flow of traffic and showing of adult films violated new zoning laws and shut down the peep shows at an adult book store.

New York City Introduces Catcalling App
A new phone app encourages women to report lewd catcalls and inappropriate behavior the encounter in the street with a $20,000 grant from the city of New York to support the app’s development.

Bank Robber Throws Money Out Window
A robber hit a bank in Northwest Indiana on Friday, and then led police on a high speed chase with money flying all over the road.

17 arrested in Daytona Beach prostitution sting
Seventeen people were arrested during a two-day prostitution sting in Daytona Beach.

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2012

24

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s the stepNEWS. It is amazing. You are just too stupid to realize it.

Dora the ‘Sexplorer’ Doll Horrifies Mom
A mother was horrified when a Dora the Explorer doll taught her 7-year-old girl to say: “Let’s play sex!”

Woman donated kidney to boss, then fired
A Long Island woman claims she was fired after donating a kidney so her boss could move up the transplant waiting list.

Wild Bank Robbery Police Chase in California
LAPD pursued a bank robbery suspect with some wild footage, eventually releasing a police dog to chase the suspect out of his minivan.

McDonald’s Manager Attacked With Baseball Bat
A man was upset that his order wasn’t taken fast enough, so he jumped over the counter of a Lakeland, Florida McDonald’s to beat the shift manager with a baseball bat.

Oreo Breastfeeding Ad Stirs Controversy
Kraft has ignited a bit of controversy with an Oreo print ad featuring a breastfeeding baby that was never meant for the public to see.

Deion Sanders Divorce Gets Violent
Just hours before former Cowboys star Deion Sanders was scheduled to appear at a local charity event there was divorce-related drama in his home, Sanders took to Twitter to share details about what allegedly happened. He said his estranged wife Pilar went after him in his own bedroom, kicking, biting and scratching him. He said he defended himself until he was able to call police.

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2012

23

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

If you hate the stepNEWS you only hate yourself because the stepNEWS is just a glimpse into idiotic humanity…something we are all a part of…sure you say you’re not dumb enough to end up on the news….but maybe you’re just not fun enough cuz these idiots are awesome…I’d invite them all to my birthday party!

Man in Pajamas Shoots Gun At Speed Enforcement Vehicle
An unidentified New Mexico man was caught on video unloads his revolver, shooting six rounds into a speed enforcement van.

Caught on Tape: Car Plows Into Grocery Store
Miraculously nobody was hurt when an old lady drove into grocery store in

Illinois HS Dean Resigns After Inappropriate Texts To Students
It was not your typical school board meeting Wednesday night at Adlai Stevenson High School. What parents learned for the first time, students have been talking about for days.

Police Use Teargas On Partygoers
One Kent State University block party got so out of hand police in riot gear had to use teargas to break it up.

Teen’s Terrifying Experience Trying K2
K2 or synthetic marijuana — following a recent violent attack and murder in Farmington Hills, it’s what people are talking about all across metro Detroit. A Wyandotte mother feels anyone who uses this drug is playing Russian roulette with their life.

Were Secret Service Hookers Underage?
Colombian authorities are probing whether any of the women involved in the prostitution scandal that has cost six Secret Service agents their jobs were underage, according to a new report.

Caught on Tape: Thieves Steal Thousands in Hair Weaves
Brazen burglars broke into a Georgia hair shop and took out with thousands of dollars worth of human hair.

Coming Soon: Marijuana Vending Machines
A local Southern California company is looking to revolutionize the world of medical cannabis with a new and secure – marijuana vending machine!!

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2012

20

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

People are so fun! Wild! Crazy! Uptight! Idiots!

Here’s some news to prove that….

Neighbors Worried About Man’s Pet Cougar
Takoda is a cougar — also known as a mountain lion. He’s not in a zoo. Rather he is in Craig De Rosa’s backyard in Holmes, N.Y.

Neighborhood Plasted With Pornographic Images
A Medford Lakes, New Jersey neighborhood has been plastered with X-rated pornographic images with explicit captions, upsetting parents.

Man Arrested For Exposing Himself To Flight Attendant
A man was arrested for exposing himself to other passengers on a Southwest flight from Seattle to Albuquerque.

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2012

18

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the stepNEWS even though you hate it. It is the one post I get hatemail over – none of the racist, ignorant, hateful shit gets a reaction out of people but this…this post just fucks with their head….maybe cuz it is just too awesome…..

an Holds Up Gas Station Using Hot Dog Tongs
Surveillance video shows a man trying to rob an Arkansas convenience store with hot dog tongs before being arrested by police.

Carjacking Suspect Meets Violent Police Dog
A Kentucky man stole an SUV, leading police on a chase through thee counties before stopping. Officers had to cut through the suspect’s shorts in order to free him from the jaws of a police dog.

NJ Couple Sues To Move Out of Haunted House
A New Jersey couple is suing to get out of their lease with 11 months remaining because they claim ghosts are terrorizing them.

Man Runs Over Ex-Girlfriend After Custody Hearing
A custody battle in Long Island led to violence in the parking lot when a man and his new girlfriend ran over his ex-girlfriend and one of her friends.

Teens Play Chicken With New York Subway Trains
Teens take turns jumping down, then jumping up, some sneaking glances for the train, until they hear the rumble of the car and see the light in the distance at the Kingston Avenue station in Brooklyn.

Police Drop Charges Against 6-Year-Old That Was Handcuffed
Charges have been dropped against a 6-year-old girl that was handcuffed inside police headquarters. The girl was accused of a violent outburst at Creekside Elementary School on Friday. Police were called to the school and an officer handcuffed the girl and brought her to headquarters.

Aggressive Swan Kills Kayaker
A kayaker might have gotten too close to the nesting area of a family of swans in a Chicago suburb when a male swan flipped his kayak, leading to his drowning.

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2012

16

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I know you hate the stepNEWS because you are a pervert and don’t understand my love and obsession for local news from the anchors, the weather men, to the idiots who get feeatured….sure it isn’t tits…but sometimes it takes the no tits to appreciate tits…you know what I mean….every great idea started as an idea motherfucker..

Are New York City Police Looking For Harry Potter?
New York City police are looking for a Staten Island man with a lightning bolt tattoo on his head.

President Obama Speaks Out On Secret Service Prostitution Scandal
President Obama said that he’d be ‘angry’ if allegations involving the use of prostitutes by Secret Service agents in Columbia.

Man Arrested For Urinating on The Alamo
A drunk 21 year old was arrested after urinating on the Alamo in Texas.

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2012

13

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

People are idiots. That includes you.

Here is the news….

Man Robs Goodwill Store Completely Naked
A man was caught on video robbing a Goodwill store in Sherman, Texas wearing nothing.

Study Shows Beer Makes Men Smarter
A new study from the University of Illinois shows that men can solve brain teaser more easily after a few drinks.

Alligator Shows Up To Louisiana Hotel, Bites Guest
A hotel guest at a Louisiana hotel tried to wrangle an alligator that showed up at the front door of hotel and ended up receiving a bit bite from the gator.

Texas Driver Follows GPS Into Light Pole
A Texas driver crashed his minivan after following directions from his GPS device.

California Assembly Votes To Bar Rapists From Alimony
The California Assembly has passed a bill to stop people convicted of spousal rape from collecting alimony.

Boy Finds 10-Inch Rod In Bag Of Chips
A Bucks County mom says her 4-year-old found a 10-inch metal rod in a bag of Wegman’s chips.

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2012

12

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS will change your life….but you are too stupid to realize it…because you are blinded by the tits….all you want is tits…and you don’t care about the real idiots in the world….or idiot in the local community you would never know…

MD Woman Arrested For Sex With Teen Boy
Lisa Carroll of Hartford County in Maryland was arrested and faces extradition for a sexual encounter with a Florida teen she met while playing video games online.

Ice Cream Man Busted For Selling Pot
A Waldorf, Maryland Ice Cream van driver was arrested for dealing drugs.

Drunk Driver Mom Gets Our Of Car Pulling Pants Up
Ohio police caught this video with a dashcam as they pulled over a woman who was obviously under the influence but she also had left her four year old child home alone. She is now being charged with a DUI as well as child endangerment.

Suspected Thief Leaves Wallet In Stolen Car
A suspected car thief made it easy for police when he left his wallet in a stolen car.

Fourth Graders Unwittingly Write Letters To Convicted Sex Offender
At Trinity Downtown Lutheran Church and School a class writing project for a group of fourth grade students took an unexpected turn. The class’s teacher Laura Perry, who has since been fired, informed the students that they were writing a man in prison for kidnapping a child away from harmful parents, but the man was actually a child molester.

Drug Dealing Grandmother Busted For Selling Marijuana
A 73 year old grandmother is sitting in an Oklahoma jail tonight after police raided her home and found more than $200,000.00 in cash and nearly eight pounds of marijuana on her property. Authorities said they had their eye on Darlene Mays for some time now and say it is not unusual for seniors to get recruited by drug rings.

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2012

11

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

You hate the stepNEWs…I love the stepNEWS….
You love me….I hate you….

I guess we’re two steps forward, one step back….we come together like opposites attract…no homo….

Here’s the stepNEWS….

9-Hour Crime Spree Results In 11 Felonies for One Man
William Todd came to Nashville, TN on a Greyhound bus and his 9-hour lay over resulted in 11 felonies.

PA Woman Fights To Have Sex Club Shut Down
A Pennsylvania woman is fighting to have a sex club in her neighborhood shut down, claiming that the club is also performing Satanic rituals on the land.

Lingerie Cleaning Services Could Land Owner In Jail
A Texas business woman’s revealing idea to heat up the home cleaning industry has her under the watchful eye of local police.

Baltimore Orioles Streaker Won’t Be Prosecuted
Mark Harvey, a man who jumped on the field at Camden Yards at the Orioles home opener dressed in Batman underwear won’t be prosecuted by police.

NY Man Breaks Up Fight While Eating Potato Chips
An unknown New York man broke up a subway fight while eating a bag of potato chips.

Graphic video of teen being restrained, shocked played in court
Video of a student restrained and shocked for hours at the Judge Rotenberg Center was played in court on Tuesday after a years-long battle by the center to keep it from the public eye.

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2012

09

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is the stepNEWS that may or may not change your fucking life….you know from Trayvon slurs….to hero dogs…this is the world we live in motherfuckers.

Bully Forced to Hold Sign By Mother
A Florida boy was suspended for planning to bully another student. His mom, a corrections officer, decided to create a punishment that fits the crime.

Hacked Road Sign Displays Trayvon Slur in Michigan
Motorists in Dearborn report seeing a racial slur on a construction sign along I-94 overnight. The sign made reference to Trayvon Martin, the Florida teen who police say was gunned down by a neighborhood watch volunteer in February.

PA Man Pulls Gun On Firefighters So Ex’s House Would Burn Down
State police said Ronald Covert, who was the homeowner’s ex-boyfriend, was holding a shotgun and kept emergency crews from fighting the fire in Lawrence County, Pennsylvania.

Hero Dog Takes Bullet For Owner And Lives
Kilo, a 12-year-old pit bull from Staten Island took a bullet to protect his owner last Saturday during a would-be home invasion by a guy dressed in a Fed Ex uniform. Kilo is doing well. He is walking and eating and recovering nicely.

Man who looks like teenager arrested trying to buy beer
Jose Sanders looks really young for his age. He’s 22 and he even has a Pennsylvania driver’s license to prove it. When Sanders went to Kroger on Spout Springs Road in Braselton to buy a six-pack of beer on March 26, the clerk didn’t believe he was 22. According to Braselton police, supervisors at Kroger told Sanders they thought his identification was fake, so they decided not sell him the beer. Police said Sanders started cursing and wouldn’t leave the store.

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2012

04

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I write rape joke, racist jokes, dead missing person jokes…..

I talk about vagina like the object that it is….

But for some reason I only get hate for the stepNEWS….

You fucking perverts don’t care that it is awesome, all you care about are tits.

You’re a disgrace

Here is the stepNEWS…..

Researchers: Beer Goggles Affect Women More Than Men
Researchers have discovered that alcohol impairs the judgement of women more than men.

Rihanna: Chris Brown’s Beating Was “Liberating”
Rihanna tells Elle Magazine that she felt liberated after Chris Brown’s attack, saying it allowed her to be truthful.

TN Woman Calls 911 For Bad Hamburger
A Tennessee woman called 911 numerous times to complain that her Hardee’s hamburger didn’t taste right and wanted police to do something about it.

Texas Father Arrested For Leaving Kids In Car To Go Car Shopping
A Texas father of two is facing charges after leaving his children in a van for almost an hour while he went shopping for a gun.

Police Seek Man in Bizarre Biting Attack
Caught on camera: a man suspected of biting a woman’s foot at a Phoenix Target store.

New York man admits to chopping up roommate
A Russian immigrant admitted to cops that he killed his New York City roommate in a fistfight, then chopped up his body and tried to dissolve the dismembered corpse in vats of bleach.

Possible Motive For Brutal Baltimore Courthouse Brawl Discovered
An apparent group assault in downtown Baltimore that involves a man being heated and stripped on the sidewalk has been investigated and a possible motive uncovered in video from another angle.

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2012

03

Apr

stepNEWS of the Day

I love the stepNEWS….even though you hate it…and luckily this is my dumpster of a site….even though I don’t feel very lucky about it…

VIDEO: Maggots Found in Food on Flight
Australian airline Qantas has apologized to a mom who found maggots crawling through her food on a flight from the US.

Man Beaten and Stripped Naked in Baltimore
Baltimore police are looking for the help of citizens to prosecute the beating and stripping of a man in Baltimore.

MIT researcher charged in undercover sex sting
An MIT researcher was busted in an undercover sex sting. Federal agents say 30-year-old Yaron Segal tried to set up a meeting to have sex with a woman and her two daughters, ages 16 and 12, but that woman was a federal agent posting in online chat rooms.

Man With Fireworks At Airport Charged
A northeastern Pennsylvania man is facing a federal charge after police say he brought fireworks to Philadelphia International Airport while trying to catch a cross-country flight.

Student paper apologizes for rape spoof
Boston University’s independent student newspaper, The Daily Free Press, is apologizing for an April Fools’ spoof of rape and drugs.

Video: Truck Plunges Off Cliff in Norway
A tow truck in Norway plunged 200 feet down a snow-covered cliff while towing a truck — and both drivers survived.

Grandmother Charged For Hate Crime
Wanda Derby, a Texas grandmother, beat her younger neighbor, Lloyd Guerrero, with her cane while using gay slurs. Richmond Hill police are now investigating the incident as a hate crime. Derby also made several derogatory posts on Facebook about Guerrero.

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2012

30

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

The stepNEWS is amazing…I should marry it on April Fools Day…since all you other fuckers hate the shit cuz you’re too stupid to laugh at the shit cuz you are the trash that belongs in the shit….if you know what I mean…you are a fucking stepNEWS clip waiting to happen retard….ohhhh dissss….

Batman Pulled Over By Police In Maryland
Montgomery County Police have released dash cam video of a Batman impersonator being pulled over in Silver Spring last week.

Motorcycle Nearly Hit By Spinning Car
A driver lost control on a San Antonio highway, spinning across the roadway, as a motorcycle accelerated to narrowly miss being hit.

Police rescue man stuck in handcuffs at adult store
Police were called to the VIP Adult Entertainment store on Boston Post Road after a customer got stuck in a set of handcuffs he was trying on.

Pennsylvania School Bus Driver Fired For Driving Drunk
A Washington County school bus driver accused of drinking on the job Thursday has been fired. The driver, Miguel Rivera, 49, was scheduled to make three runs with students from Washington Park Elementary School, but police were tipped off when students smelled alcohol on Rivera, leading to his arrest.

Cops: Woman Threw Puppies at Boyfriend
A Spring Lake Park, Minnesota woman is charged with three counts of animal cruelty after throwing three one-week old puppies at her boyfriend as projectiles during a fight.

Caught On Tape: Suspect Takedown by Police
Police take down a man who ran from them after a traffic stop Friday morning. The entire incident was caught on video.

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2012

28

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

People hate the stepNEWS…but I think it’s totally relevant cross section of the idiotic world we live in. An observation of the real people who deserve to be on TV, outlining and exposing just how idiotic they are…..celebrating the stupid….I love it.

New Mexico Police In High Speed Chase With School Bus

Woman Pulled Over Three Times In One Hour For Speeding
A California woman was pulled over three times in one hour, topping 100 mph twice, leading to her arrest.

Atlanta firefighters rescue man buried in mud
Atlanta Fire Rescue crews rushed to save a man from drowning in mud on Saturday. Firefighters worked to rescue the man literally buried in the mud. He walked across a muddy area near a bridge and then sank into the mud and became totally submerged.

URI basketball player charged with video voyeurism
Jonathan Holton, a freshman basketball player for the University of Rhode Island, was charged Tuesday with video voyeurism after two students complained he recorded videos of sexual encounters with them that were later posted to Facebook, the university said.

Bieber Tweet Ties Up Texas Grandma’s Phone
81-year-old’s Dilcie Fleming , a North Texas great grandmother, is one step from suing Justin Bieber. Their phones won’t stop ringing and they say it’s his fault for sending an irresponsible tweet.


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2012

27

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

I got an email demanding I stop doing the stepNEWS….unfortunately for that person…I didn’t listen….because it is the only thing that gives me joy on the site….because I hate humanity!

Church Stages Kidnapping of Teen Girl
As part of a lesson in religious persecution a teenage girl from Dauphin County, Pennsylvania was kidnapped at gunpoint and terrorized by her church.

18-Year-Old: Three DUI’s In Three Weeks
Kim McCarthy is only 18 years old, but she’s already had three DUI’s — in three weeks.

Alleged Burglar Tried to Sell to Victims
Dallas Independent School District police are investigating several car burglaries at Skyline High School. They’ve also caught a person of interest who allegedly tried to sell a stolen stereo back to one of the victims.

Las Vegas Gun Store Offers “Shotgun” Weddings
A Las Vegas gun store and shooting range is now offering weddings.

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