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North Korean Female Soldiers are Slutty of the Day

North Korea is so trendy now, so it would only make sense that so are their female soldiers, you know, stickin’ it to function footwear when they march, and doing what most Korean women I know do, slut out in 5 inch heels, but I guess that’s only because the only Korean women I know work at rub and tugs.

I don’t know, I guess the good news for North Korea is that the men aren’t wearing 5 inch heels, because that would probably lower their intimidation factor by alot, not that I don’t fear men in heels, especially when I bump into them in back alleys ready to rape, but because the rest of the world find that shit pansy cuz they’ve never been raped by a man in heels.

All this to say, I like this uniform, and like any dictator, I’d be doing the same thing, only my female soldiers would be in crotchless panties..

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Russian News Story of the Day

This can’t be real. I am thinking it is a clip for Russia’s Saturday Night Live and since I’m not from Russia, I’m believing it to be an actual story, because the people they are interviewing are laughing when being interviewed, but it is Russia and weird shit happens there, like this, a story of a man shoving his foot in a guys ass, causing internal bleeding and death.

Real of fake, this story deserves attention cuz it’s hilarious.

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NFL Cheerleader Accused of Grabbing 12 Year Old’s Penis of the Day

Best news story ever…or at least for today:

A former NFL cheerleader has been charged with aggravated sexual battery after allegedly grabbing a 12-year-old boy’s penis outside his pants … and attempting to perform oral sex on him.

42-year-old Elizabeth Garner — who cheered for the Tennessee Titans until 2009 — was also charged with solicitation of a minor for rape of a child.

According to law enforcement, Garner — who is married — is accused of following the 12-year-old to the bathroom during a party last month hosted by the boy’s mother, grabbing his penis over his shorts … and attempting to remove them in order to perform oral sex on him.

The boy escaped, told his mother what happened … and the mother then informed authorities. According to police, the boy said Garner asked if he’d ever been with a woman.

During a police interview, cops claim Garner willingly admitted she approached the boy … but said she was drunk and had confused him with an (adult) man at the party. (We’ll see how that defense pans out.)

I wish shit like this happened when I was 12, but I was always the kid no one wanted to molest.

I appreciate her excuse “I was drunK”….which legally doesn’t really hold much of a defense when in court and being charged for sex crimes, like meeting a 17 year old off the internet in Florida one night after she seduced you on chat for the authorities…you know telling you what you want to hear….entrapment.

I also like “I thought it was an adult” cuz 12 year olds and 40 year old men have so much in common in terms of their build now with all the hormones in the food. I mean at the point between tapping him on the shoulder and asking him if he had been with other women before trying to suck him off, you’d think she’d realize he was 12.

Who are we to judge, maybe they do things different in pre-Teennesee.

More importantly, she’s a fucking ex NFL cheerleader, who looks like a hooker, it is not like she’s some top grade morally sound citizen….

Still a good story for her to tell her grandkids about one day.

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Amazing News Story of the Day

This gun in the pink, meth in the stink story really brings a whole new perspective on the world and where we are as a species…and that is in an amazing, entertaining…big vagina-ed place….with little fear of blowin’ our uterus out because our uterus is already blown out…thanks to all the abortions from unwanted sex to fund a meth addiction….and miscarriages….and HPV….that went into shaping this amazing woman in the girl she is today….a Star..who made it on the news….

I may be in love with her…

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Best News Story Ever of the Day

ABC-7.com WZVN News for Fort Myers, Cape Coral

Some naked 21 year old dude named Gregory Bruni…was heard on the roof of some family’s house in Fort Myers…when he got caught, he decided to run into the house, where he tried to steal a TV, avoid getting shot, before shitting in two places and masturbating in the house all at gun point….amazing way to add some excitement to sleepy meth filled Florida….and as far as I am concerned this guy is a fucking hero and a testament to how shitty Florida is….literally.

The funny thing is I’ve done this exact same thing at least once…but I guess it doesn’t count when it is in your own home….

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Plastic Wives…Keeps Her Labia in a Jar of the Day

There was once a time when TLC was called The Learning Channel….when sensationalized garbage like staged reality shows about the plastic surgery obsessed wives of plastic surgeons who think they are god…living in vapid hollywood…creating scary fucking creatures…..who look like fucking science experiments….and one of them….keeps her labia in a jar….kinda like some of you creeps….but a little weirder….since she doesn’t use it for sex…or a memory of the one time you saw a vagina….she keeps it as a reminder of a meaty pussy that was…

What the fuck TLC….what are you trying to learn us here….that you like making money and catering to retard America like shit like Honey Boo Boo and trash like this….our world is fucking doomed…seriously…

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Weirdest Viral Video in the History of Viral Videos of the Day

The other day I tweeted “what’s the weirdest thing you’ve inserted in your vagina”….because it fascinates me that weird things have been inserted in vaginas everywhere…this video proves it.

It was sent in from one of my facebook homies who’s girlfriend I have masturabted to, thanks to those killer vacation pics….and I guess it was his way of thanking me….

It is of a girl inserting a whole chicken in her vagina at a grocery store to steal it….in what is one of the weirder viral stunts I have ever seen….

There’s no way to prove if this was a porn shoot, or fact, or just a couple guys with a genius idea and a girl with a vagina big enough and willing enough to put it to work…

I’d say I hope she doesn’t get Salmonela, but I think it’s safe to say that’s the least of her concerns, if she’s willing to do this kind of thing, I’m sure far worse has been inserted.

It’s the poultry version of soaking your tampon in vodka…It’s funny.

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Amazing Police Video of the Day

Here’s a really hysterical Police Chase video…that I had no choice but to post…because it’s just so random and crazy….spoiler alert…the car drives by the dude recording its house….which I guess is a funny coincidence…if you believe in coincidences…which I don’t…I think everything is set up and planned by government officials…like we live on the Truman Show.


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Hicks are Saying Sandy Hook was a Hoax of the Day

This is really fucking strange….

I know some people who have lost kids in the shooting and I am the first person who hates the media and don’t believe anything I am told by the media…it is population control and brainwashing…I believe a lot of the conspiracies….I mean Kim Kardashian proves that the general public buys into shit they see on TV everyday….but I am pretty sure kids were killed in the Sandy Hook shooting…whether planned, strategic, or whatever….They are saying it is to ban guns, for the democrats to win, they are even tying in GE cuz the killers dad was a VP there….

I don’t know what this is all about, I am only posting this cuz it confuses me and I want to hear what you people have to say and that dad, giggling, is just weird.

I believe there were victims…and I believe it is sad….tragic..horrible…etc..even if this dad looks like he’s acting…

Now, back to tits.

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