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Benji Madden’s Gone Gay Since his Breakup to Herpes of the Day

I heard that Benji and Paris broke up yesterday because Paris Hilton went off and fucked Stavros the other night and it was all over the news and Madden had no choice but to break up with her to keep his manhood, a manhood that Paris Hilton has murdered, or maybe it was because Benji was caught jerking off to pictures of him and his brother in concert, or some shit, but like his suburban tattoos, Paris left her mark on him for life and that mark is herpes.

I guess, dude was hoping to marry her because like any guy who gets a permanent STD off a chick, he throws in the towel nd doesn’t want to have to go back into the market and have to tell the new girls he gets with that he’s tainted and will not only tickle their pussies but also make their pussies itch for the rest of their lives, because it is embarrassing, not that any of his groupies would really turn him down, because the chance to get his herpes would a fucking dream to them and they’d take pictures of the scabs and frame them on their wall or post on their Myspace, like the girl I used to know who collected used untensils from a guy she was in love with but who wouldn’t love her, because she was ugly….

Either way, breaking free from that cunt is a fucking blessing and it’s nice to see that he’s moved onto new prospects, like going home late at night with Steve Aoki, but in his defense, bending Aoki’s skinny asian body over the couch isn’t all that gay, you know he does have long hair and all…but it is the gateway to accepting that Paris Hilton helped him realize his true love for cock, because after being with her rank pussy, there’s really no fucking way you’d ever see pussy the same way again…..or want to see pussy again.

I hate Paris Hilton, but texted Stavros this message, because someone sent me his phone number years ago:

Stealin’ Benji’s girl man? She’s got a lazy eye! Is Paris a better fuck than she is in the movie?

I was drunk and I am sure could have come up with something better, but I didn’t and he never answered me! What a waste of a celebrity or a rich kid who fuck’s celebrities phone number, if i was smarter, I’d call him and fuck with him like those French Radio hosts did to Palin, and not send a weak text message because I have nothing to say about Paris or Stavros but I do hate myself.

Posted in:Benji Madden|Break-up|Paris Hilton|Steve Aoki




Steve Aoki Doesn’t Care About the Pilot and the Co-Pilot of the Day

So Steve Aoki issued this “statement”, about DJ AM and Travis who are recovering in Georgia where Aoki went to be by their side, since he’s good friends with AM.


Most important news: Adam and Travis are going to be ok! I can’t give too many details away but things are looking up. It’s just the healing process now and then back on their feet in no time. Adam’s cracking’ jokes just like usual the second day of his recovery… on to bigger and brighter things!! It’s fucking crazy they survived that crash. Condolences to lil Chris’s families and Charles families.

xo Steve Aoki

I guess in typical LA rich kid behavior, they only care about themselves and their immediate circle. The crash happened because of a blown tire and had nothing to do with the Pilot or Co-Pilot’s negligence and I am offended dude didn’t pay his respects for the family of the people who died flying his rich friends around. Ya know, if they didn’t charter that fucking jet and flew a commercial airline like the commoners they once were before becoming rich as shit, that pilot and co-pilot would be still be alive today, so if anything AM and Travis had a huge part in the death of these 4 people indirectly. Everyone is saying how lucky they are to have survived, I am sayin’ if they were lucky, their plane wouldn’t have caught fire.

Either way, I know Aoki means and is generally a cool guy and is probably just shaken up because he was supposed to be on that plane and just forgot about the death of people he doesn’t know, and AM and Travis will be fine, possibly mangled, but able to enjoy the sunset and the stars and life, which is a good thing, even if AM has to wear a mask like some kind of superhero, and that’s the end of talking about this stupid airplane crash despite it being an insane tragedy and all that shit…..

Here is a video of the plane on fire with Barker screaming for help…this shit is scary and sad and I doubt I would have handled myself very well even witnessing the accident, let alone being in the accident. Crazy stuff we’ve got here. Crazy stuff.

Posted in:AM|Crash|Steve Aoki|Travis




I am – Steve Aoki Does Montreal of the Day

So I wrote a bit about my night at the shitty high end club with people who think they are high end because they have rich parents or good jobs and don’t mind spending 1000 dollars a night on bottles of Grey Goose for their friends and women who like to hang out with guys who spend 1000 dollars a night on booze because they to drink for free in what they think is a classy place because it costs 10 dollars a drink. What they don’t realize is that the staff and patrons of the bar and the music they go crazy for is all shit and none of them have a fucking clue.

The big disappointment of the night was when a girl in a really short skirt was dancing on stage with her ass hanging out and I thought I was recording it but turned out I wasn’t. I had 3 minutes of bitch’s ass cheeks bouncing up and down…but drinking made me forget to record…..Motherfucker.

Bonus – This Girl Made Me Delete a Picture of Her and I Hate When People Tell Me What To Do, So I Decided to Snap Some Pics of Her to Post on the Site as Punishment for Her Being So Rude to Me….I just made you famous bitch….

Posted in:Chachi|Drunk|Party|stepLIVIN'|stepTV|Steve Aoki|Tits|Unsorted