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Archive for the Stripper Category

2010

13

Aug

Everyday Stripper of the Day

I have always said that all girls are fucking strippers, some just aren’t as confident as others to do the shit in public, while others have been brainwashed to think that stripping is bad, so that when they do it, they feel all dirty and wrong, like Jesus is watching over them judging. I have also always said that all girls are whores and that some just work for money, while other’s work for status and lifestyle, but the core of it is all the fucking self-involved, out for personal gain, using your pussy to get ahead same. I am not a scientist, but assume it’s gotta do with evolution and instincts that we’ve tried to repress all these years of “ciilization”….

That said, every once in a while, enough drugs makes one of these bitches who is on the fence tap into her instinct and you get public stripping in a place where strippers don’t work.

I’ve seen it at least 5 times at bars. I’ve seen it on the street. I’ve even seen it at the stripclub when four 18 year olds on vacation thought it’d be a good idea to ask the DJ to try stripping…it is cuz girls of all shapes and all sizes are attention seeking whores…and if titties are involved, even fat lesbian titties with nasty pussy, I’m ok with it….if anything, it’s the one thing I love in the world…which is saying a lot for someone incapable of emotions…

Posted in:Stripper

2010

08

Apr

Drunk Stripper Driver of the DAy

Here’s a story of a drunk stripper who drove a car into the stripclub she works at because she didn’t know how to drive standard but obviously the media is going to blame the shit on her being drunk, even though there’s no real proof that drunk has anything to do with why she drove into the shit. Maybe she hates her job because it has made her into a fucking whore who gets naked for money….maybe she’s just a fucking retard…I just hate how idiots drive drunk and we all have to pay the price because some of the best days of my life were spent driving drunk through playgrounds like shit was a videogame and now I can’t do that shit anymore cuz it’s criminal…takes one asshole to ruin it for all of us….

Posted in:Drunk|Stripper

2009

28

Jul

Trashy White Girl Built for Black Dudes of the Day

Here’s a video of some trashy, like seriously trashy white girl who strips down in the south for black dudes cuz she’s too fat for the white clubs and cuz in the south the black dudes are ballin’ so it makes sense, what doesn’t make sense is the way she talks, it’s like she’s a bad character in a movie you’d turn to your friend and say “no one in the world is like that, they made this shit up and it’s totally not believable”, well it turns out that shit’s real….and straight out of the fuckin’ sewage pipe she calls home. Watch the video.

Posted in:Stripper|Trashy White Girl

2009

22

Jul

Amazing Rhode Island Law of the Day

This story brings hope of a better tomorrow, because tomorrow, I am going on a road trip and this video pretty much secured the destination……The law has finally done something right for me and I figure I better rush before it’s too fuckin’ late and they catch on and ruin the fun…as the law tends to do….

Posted in:Law|Rhode Island|Stripper

2009

01

Jun

Bow Wow’s Stripper Amateur Music Video of the DAy

Bow Wow’s new video is some Paris Hilton Sex Tape inspired amateur style video of a stripper in her panties while he sings a song called “I Have a Pole in My Basement”.

I guess that’s his pick-up line at the stripclub when trying to lure the whores back to his place, only unlike real life, he cast a girl to rock his pole, because the truth of his homosexuality will fuck up his flow, you know Gay Gangsters are alright, but not all that marketable.

He is gay right? I am pretty sure I saw him riding on Perez Hilton’s float at the Prop 8 rally and by float I mean pink and fluffy ass diddle Soulja Boy Tell Em.

Posted in:Bow Wow|Music Video|Stripper

2009

24

Apr

Jessica Biel’s Dancing Coach for Her Stripper Movie of the Day

Her name is Cati Jean, she coached Jessica Biel in stripping for that stripping movie she’s doing. I don’t think this bitch every strippers and is just a fake, because everyone knows that strippers die or burn out before hitting her age and never amount to legit careers coaching for movies. So she’s some professionally trained, educated faggot dancer perpetuating lies, making the public think stripping is this deeper fucking cause, when all it really is about is grabbing fucking tits and seeing fucking pussy. If anything I’d want Jessica Biel to be taught by some crackhead, weathered, professionally trained whore who is still stripping to pay for her addiction, or from some abusive boyfriend or pimp trying to exploit some desparate runaway pussy to ball hard…..at least that’d authentic.

Posted in:Cati Jean|Coach|Jessica Biel|Stripper

2009

23

Apr

Amazing Stripper Named “Beautiful” Attacks Another Stripper of the Day

Here’s a funny newstory. It’s about a stripper who beat another stripper with one of her Shauna Sand whore shoes. The fact that it made it on the local news is pretty funny to me, because I am sure these strippers have fights all the fucking time, you know with being drug addicted, catty girls, fighting each other for 10 dollar dances amongst the patrons. It’s a fuckin’ recession people, you gotta step up your game if you wanna pay your rent and buy your half black kid the Nike’s he wants.

Speaking of black kids, here’s a girl fight outside the Rick Ross record release party and in case you don’t know – I love Rick Ross…I also love black girls…especially when the animal instinct comes out in them and I get to see their big ol’ asses.

Posted in:Attack|Fight|Shoe Fetish|Stripper

2009

17

Apr

Shauna Sand and Her Stupid Tits of the Day

Shauna Sand did what she does proper and that’s dress like a whore, only she made it a little more interesting by doing it in lingerie and pretty much fully exposing her disgusting fake breasts, an outfit you’d expect to see on stage at a strip club, but she’s managed to bring out to everyday life, without getting arrested for indecency, proving that not only is she a whore, but she’s also a trendsetter, style icon and will go down in history for her taste in clothes. I am talking some Jackie O shit, but instead of being a first lady, this bitch is a whore. I love it and it feels like home. Speaking of home, I need to go get drunk now because it is the only time I feel normal…like Shauna Sand needs her plastic shoes, I need my booze.

Posted in:cleavage|Implants|Shauna Sand|Stripper|Whore

2009

02

Apr

Jessica Biel Plays a Stripper of the Day

So Jessica Biel plays a stripper in her next movie and here’s some Access Hollywood segment that they did on her practicing for her role, because I guess stripping is a tough fucking job, that’s why every stripper I’ve met has been really intelligent, focused, talented and fit, and by all those things, I mean, a slut. It seems like Biel put a little too much effort trying to figure all this stripping thing out, when it is all really simple, all you have to do is take off your fucking clothes.

If I was Biel, I wouldn’t worry about her broad shoulders too much, there’s a strip club around here I used to go to that always had two female body builders on staff. They’d get on stage and do chin-ups, sit-ups, push-ups and make their titty do that pec dance, and they seemed to get constant fuckin’ work.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Stripper