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Archive for the Stripping Category

2009

19

Oct

Tila Tequila’s Cry for Attention with her Costume Party for One Cam Show of the Day

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I am not a therapist, but I think Tila Tequila’s got some serious fucking issues.

Not only does her life seem ridiculously depressing and lonely, where she spends her days on twitter trying to seduce the thousands of people who make her think she has fans and is relevant, when really she just has dudes who want to fuck her whore body, because she is one of the worlds most successful strippers….but every once in a while she does live videos of herself half naked and in this case in costumes that 7,000 people watch, because their lives are just as pathetic as hers, and waiting around to see her naked seems to be a reasonable way to spend the night….

Sure she makes good money whoring and having pretty much no shame, and maybe there is a science behind what she is doing, you know an actual business with a team of people doing her work for her, while she just enjoys her empire and part of the marketing strategy is to make us feel like she’s lonely, desperate and hanging onto what she had as the most popular person on myspace and who really cares, I’m thinking no one, because if they did, maybe Tila wouldn’t be such a wreck.

Posted in:Camshow|Stripping|Tila Tequila

2009

13

Oct

Susan Surandon’s Slut Named Eva Amurri Topless and Stripping of the Day

Susan Surandon’s daughter’s name is Eva Amurri and she inherited her mom’s amazing tits, not that I remember Susan Surandon’s tits being amazing, but I do know that she is known for being busty, at least that’s what the weird Rocky Horror Picture re-enactment actors who come out of the woodwork every halloween in every city I’ve been in, have told me.

This is a clip of her showing that shit off on Californication, and they are pretty fucking amazing. Unfortunately, they don’t save her from her shitty face, but they are good enough to ignore her face where the camera didn’t do it for us….

Posted in:Breasts|Californication|Eva Amurri|Stripping