Suki Waterhouse is pretty hilarious, it’s like girl tries every fucking angle to get famous and the people still don’t give a fuck, but I guess she sees progress and that’s what matters…

The girl started as a party girl with Cara Delevingne in the UK, where they both were brought into modelling as socialite party girls who had moms who bought a lot of the product from the designers and pushed the designers to use the daughters as models, which worked out better for Cara because Suki is just garbage…even her name is stupid….

The girl then decided to be an actress, has done some real garbage movies, low level straight to DVD if DVDs still existed, streaming crap….and no one fucking cared….so she started fucking A-list Brad Cooper, who couldn’t be bothered and dropped her for Irina because she’s just that impressive….

So she went back to more acting, eventually landing on Robert Pattison of Twilight’s dick and for some reason, somewhere along the way, she became a singer….that no one cares about…

She had a gig at Lollapaloooza for the LOOZAS, if you know what I mean, like who goes to that shit anyway, and I am sure that’s a big deal for her dreams of pop stardom, like a legitimate talented artist but it was likely from pulling some strings with people who control this shit and can make her a star with the right hit….she’s not there yet, she may never quite be there, but in marketing herself she put on a lace outfit with her tits out to ensure her music was noticed and listened to….

It’s like she probably iced the nips before the big stage show, you know cuz it’s all contrived, but maybe she’s just horny from being on stage, since clearly it’s a fetish on some level because she keeps on trying it out in various ways, none ever quite hit, but she’s on stage at a festival, so it kind of hit…

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Suki Waterhouse is the kind of try hard who hits us from every angle…she was first a scenester at the right parties in the UK, then she was a model, then she became an actress, then she dated Brad cooper and did the whole celebrity pussy that celebrity cock lands into, but not hard enough because Irina Shayk was the one able to CAPTURE all the cum in her womb to make that high paying, solid ROI baby….while SUKI went back to the drawing board, found another celebrity to get under, this time the guy from Harry Potter or Twilight, I forget his name….and recently, I saw that she sings, or has a band…because WHAT CAN’T SUKI DO, she does it all…just not very well….or not well enough to really matter….

Well, here she is on a paddleboard in bikini being skinny, and I appreciate the tiny tit, the skinny body, so I’m down for the world to give SUKI a chance, she’s put in the work, or more work than most and deserves it.

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Suki Waterhouse was a rich kid from the UK, who they decided was a worthy model like they with her friend Cara Delevigne. I have distinct memory of them coming up together, but they don’t seem to really be affiliated anymore, however I may have made that story up in my head, because I don’t give a fuck about these people….HERE FOR THE TITS….

TITS THAT ARE NOT ON DISPLAY…

Now I don’t mean to sexualize Suki Waterhouse, since she remind me of a teenaged boy, even in her panties, I think that’s probably what Brad Cooper liked about her when he used her as a Beard, before finding IRINA to impregnate….realizing “They’ll catch onto my FAGGOTRY”…..

She’s now an aspiring actor, probably tells people she’s an actor, because just another rich kid polluting the talent pool thanks to ego and the decision makers lacking vision or patience to cultivate ACTUAL talent…USE WHO YOU KNOW…..BORING…which is fitting since Suki Waterhouse is fucking Boring…

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I feel like I’ve seen these Suki Waterhouse titties on the dock before, but that could just be me having flashbacks of gay as fuck Ambercrombie ads with chiseled dudes in hip hair laying topless on the dock in their summer at the lake shoot…..not because topless chicks on the dock make me think of topless dudes on the dock….just that Suki Waterhouse has zero sex appeal even when topless on a dock..

It’s also not because she’s got small tits, I am a fan of the small tits and do small tit tribute posts weekly….

It’s just because she really isn’t very exciting looking, and the only thing appealing in this whole thing is the Heineken I’d want to be drinking….and that her gay boyfriend Robert Patison who I thought came out after he dated Kristen Stewart, but maybe I got the wrong one who came out on the brain….probably needs to drink in order to fuck her in his gayness….you know closet case things…

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Suki Waterhouse has been trying to break into the industry via her vagina for a long time….I mean I remember her being Cara Delevingne’s butt buddy before Cara Delevingne was really famous. I have a bad memory and could be wrong, but I categorized her as another fake model rich kid from the UK at the right parties…

Anyway, she’s been trying to be a famous actress for a while and has an IMDB page, meaning she’s done a few movies that were not memorable, but we can assure you she’s still out there digging for that big break, where they’ll take the instagram party girl model seriously….or at least more seriously than the young looking girl with the small tits that Brad Cooper creepily dated before saying “fuck this” and knocking up Irina Shayk.

She’s currently fucking Robert Patison, the guy from Twilight who fake dated Kristen Stewart as part of a marketing campaign because the entertainment industry lies…and fucks with the emotions of the masses….

So basically, she’s fucked more fame than she’s had, but she’s not given up….I mean she’s in a bra and pantyhose on social media like an escort at the brothel before she put her make-up on…..and the whole thing is pretty shameless….and boring…SHAMELESS and boring…

I guess these people don’t realize they are competing with porn for eyeballs, or maybe this is their desperate attempt to compete with porn for eyeballs….either way, EYEBALLS!

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Suki Waterhouse is pretty fucking boring, but she’s a rich kid who was in the scene and managed to sit on Brad Cooper’s dick before he realized the hottest chick in the world is Irina Shyak and she was willing to breed with him in exchange for money, those Russian girls are pragmatic….you know get them a green card and access to money and they’ll pump out your babies like the traditional women they were raised to be in the motherland, assuming she’s not a trained spy, bred to integrate herself into American pop culture, which I wouldn’t assume, they have training facilities for this shit and J.Law even made a movie where she appropriated a Russian accent badly to warn you of those Russians….at least that’s what I assume, I don’t remember the movie…

So yeah, Suki Sucky Waterhouse, the boring barely a model turned boring barely an actor, who is Brad Cooper’s dirty cum rag thrown in the corner….has taken to instagram in some leotard, one piece, pantyhose outfit that I challenge you to jack off to…you know to make her feel appreciated for posting smut no one gives a fuck about….it hurts thee ego.

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Suki Waterhouse has that hipster party girl from 10 years ago who is still hot enough bodied look.

She looks a little rugged, worn out, not made up or Glammed Up, for a casual down to earth hipser rich kid pic….because she’s old and probably not made up…you know that’s all part of the hip down to earth “NO FILTER” look.

The legs are still long and thin, the ass still skinny, which may not be the look of the instagram people, or the fat chicks who edit themselves to look hot, I saw a couple of those doing a photoshoot in the part yesterday with their sloppy stomachs hanging over their fitness bike shorts and sports bra, what I call an Instagram Outfit, knowing the posted version would be FAR different than what I was seeing, because people are shameless..

I don’t care for Suki, her acting career is borderline a joke, at least her acting in her acting career is a joke, but at least she’s trying, just not hard enough, because she managed to rook Brad Cooper into her pussy, where she played the public girlfriend, but she couldn’t maintain Brad Cooper long enough to make it count because Irina Shayk moved in and destroyed.

Which makes me think she’s not as good of a fuck as a focused, militant, hard working Russian, but that’s what happens when you’re some UK rich kid pretending to be interesting, talented, or anything other than a trust fund.

I don’t buy into this being a future celeb anyone respects or takes seriously, but there are definitely producers and writers and directors who will get swindled by her..

I don’t mind looking at her thong bikini ass and skinny legs….I’m pretty easy to please when a bitch is willing to get half naked.

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Suki Waterhouse, who I like to think of as a Useless rich kid with a US Work Visa , so she can pretend that she’s making moves in America for her family back home who may or may not be financing her, you never know with these rich kids, because it is possible that her model money was substantial when she was working, maybe she knows how to live modestly, she has done some acting in some pretty big movies, barely, if you can call that acting, RIGHT….

She also fucked Brad Cooper before he dithced her to breed with a more primo Russian pussy….so she could very likely be on his payroll, as you may or may not know, these rich guys all pay rent for various sluts they’ve met along the way, it’s some weird philanthropic shit to live guilt free after fucking them over….you know rich person problems.

That said, she must be realizing she’s old, or getting old and has not really broke through at the level her ego probably wants, so she’s posing pretty bare assed in the kitchen, trying to be domestic for the mom fetishists since she’s about that age, and I’ll look at a bare or near bare ass over the stove any fucking day, it speaks to my modern 1950s housewife who fucks dirty fantasy….because there is a balance between homemaker you respect and slutty porno bitch who can’t relax without having a dick in her ass…and that’s my takeaway from this weird pixelated behind screendoor pantsless cry for attention.

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Suki Waterhouse was a rich kid from the UK who ran in the same circles as Cara Delevingne, so she decided she was a model…

Eventually, she ended up fucking Brad Cooper so good that he went to RUSSIA to finish the job….

Now she’s decided she’s an actor, not necessarily a good one, but we’ll assume this is her marketing as she tries to fake it til she makes it…

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