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2014

30

Oct

Top 10 Taylor Swift Nazi Salute of the Day

I am not saying that aryan, blue eyed, blonde hair…Taylor Swift, who you could assume would be Hitler’s wet dream, is in fact a nazi. I am not a conspiracy theorist like that, but I will say it looks like she’s doing a Nazi Salute at her Good Morning America performance, that is all part of her brain washing propaganda that Hilter could probably relate to, as she sells her new album, that will probably break records….because she is our leader…and I am all about her long, thin, legs that probably wish they were a model instead of a popstar because everyone wishes they were models…

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2014

29

Oct

Top 10 Taylor Swift Does Letterman of the Day

Taylor Swift is the biggest thing in Entertainment. She started in country, country people are loyal, and that built a solid fanbase that she has been able to expand on by moving her way into pop, by singing about failed relationships and teen girl issues that teen girls can relate to, and she’s done it in the most calculated, inoffensive way, that you just can’t hate, but rather appreciate her strategic hustle…that I assume her parents helped guide and make happen – but unlike most stage parents they actually made it happen…and even when she rolled through dozens of men, something most people would think was slutty, she owned it and played victim and the world believed…and that’s just fucking magical…

She’s tall, she’s thin, she has a great body, she wants to be a model, but instead she just owns them in her collection of things she has amassed being the billion dollar empire she is – and last night – as part of her campaign to release her album across all kinds of people – and markets – she did Letterman – and here are the top pics from that glorious journey she’s on….

COSTUME CHANGE:

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2014

24

Oct

Taylor Swift Cameltoe of the Day

Taylor Swift had a Cameltoe on Jimmy Kimmel – because I guess when this girl isn’t having sex, her terrorist of a Vagina feels the need to attack anything close by. If not people she can pretend are her boyfriends while they fuck – even if just for a week – or Models she’s seduced into her multi million dollar homes – the logical thing for her to swallow is her tight pants during her performance…

That said, here is her interview with Kimmel – if you care…

Here is her performance…

And remember if you know her lyrics…she’s brainwashed us all…and we are doomed as a society…

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2014

22

Oct

Taylor Swift’s Butt Shot of the Day

I don’t know if the world needs any more Taylor Swift butt shots…but I guess the world in general doesn’t really need any more butt shots of anyone – even in this butt obsessed society…because butt shots are just a disctration of everything that is important in the world…

But I love butt shots, I like the fact that this butt has had so many penis in it, that it goes to the media to discuss how it is sexist to think any less of her for being a slut, because feminists hate slut shaming and it’s good to get those miserable fat chicks on your side…especially when said slut being shamed has found lesbianism…

I don’t know..Taylor Swift is a bit of a sham, a lie, a marketing campaign that worked and that spoke to people making her hundreds of millions of dollars…but more importantly, she has long legs, and is skinny…and butt or not…I don’t hate it. I just hate most of her music…especially the catchy ones I catch myself singing when I shouldn’t know they even exist…I feel so ashamed….

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2014

10

Oct

Taylor Swift’s Skinny Legs of the Day

Here’s Taylor Swift on TV showing off her skinny legs – this is what happens when girls start dating or in her case “BFF-ing” models. Now, I have a skinny leg fetish, there something that makes me want to crawl up skinny legs and build a fort in their warm most crevice where those skinny legs meet – whether the girl’s legs are well-traveled, you know been explored by at least a dude a month – or not…but I can’t get into this because she’s doing some Ichabod shit with her face…

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2014

09

Oct

Taylor Swfit Does The Wrong Pearl Necklace of the Day

People Magazine did some high concept tribute to a Mia Farrow cover starring Taylor Swift.

I don’t really know what would make People magazine put together the same shoot they did a bunch of years ago, unless they’ve run out of ideas, in a world and industry that seems to have run out of ideas…and I don’t know what the Taylor Swift as Mia Farrow represents…

Is it that Taylor Swift is the new young harlot who married a 50 year old when she was 21, only to father his child years and marriages later when she was involved with someone else, who at the time was wooing her adopted child into a lasting love affair…

Or is it that they just wanted to get a pearl necklace on this recent lesbian like they were John Mayer.

Who knows…but more importantly…who cares…

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2014

01

Oct

Taylor Swift in Vogue of the Day

Taylor Swift is in Vogue, which is good because normally things are in Taylor Swift.

That was a little slut shaming a girl who doesn’t embrace being a slut – because she labels all her lovers as public boyfriends – because society likes that better, even if she burns through 12 boyfriends a year…not even factoring all the rebounds she gets…we’re talking a 20 dude a year pussy right here…

Singing about love, when she’s more about the fucking….because love is more marketing…a scam maybe…but not as much as her quirky face being treated as if it was a model because she’s more famous than god…

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2014

22

Sep

Taylor Swift Panty Flash of the Day

Apparently, this is a Taylor Swift panty flash. I don’t know if it has to do with the brightness on the computer I am using, you know since I found it in a dumpster, but I can’t see any panties in this pic, there are probably other angles, HERE but I am too lazy to look…

I am just going to assume that there is Panty, because Taylor Swift is growing up, you know coming of age story of a girl who is into experimenting with her sexuality and then singing about it, whether it is running through all kinds of random dudes who she pretends on her boyfriend for the media because it is acceptable…to spending a lot of time fanning out with a Victoria’s Secret model…to now making pop songs about shaking her ass…it’s just a matter of time before this good girl, who has given up all her privacy for a 100 or more million dollars a year, full throws in the towel and shows vagina…

It’s like the only real controversial celebrity nude leak – is right here – it just hasn’t happened yet…but when it does…it’ll be bigger than Jennifer Lawrence’s big tits…

In the mean time, try to find her panties, it’s a modern day Where’s Waldo…

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2014

18

Sep

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Lesbianism of the Day

Some people like to think they are just Besties, you know straight up BFFs, but I like to think there is nothing straight going on here. I like to think that Taylor Swift is less about collecting models and hoarding them in her luxury apartment, in a room that apparently has pictures of Karlie Kloss all over it, like some kind of rich as fuck stalker who can buy anything she wants, even lifesize, living baries…and more about suffocating on their tall skinny girl clits…

It’s like sure maybe they just watch movies and bake cookies in their Pajamas, up on some Michael Jackson “I’m worth 100 million dollars and never had a normal childhood” kick…

But I like to think they sit on each other until one of them passes out or squirts…you know modern day schoolyard games thanks to the internet.

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