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2024

25

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Staged Paparazzi Bikini Pics of the Day

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Always remember that celebrities in this era are only captured by the paparazzi when they hire the paparazzi to capture them, especially when they are on these epic beach vacations in the Bahamas to assert their relationship to the masses who follow everything Taylor Swift.

Also remember that for a solid decade of Taylor Swift’s fame, she was never seen in a bikini, because it probably was too hard to hide her dick, or maybe there was some other reason for it, but girl was literally seen in a two piece bathing suit under a dozen times and she’s been famous forever….

So either Taylor’s been replaced or she’s digging her middle aged body or she’s been bit by the whore parasite that’s turning her into the sexual being she’s pretty much always been since she’s consistently fucked many dudes or pretended to in order to write really watered down vanilla love songs about that would get additional press because a famous love interest was included…

From Mayer, the Jonas Bros, Gyllenhaal who I watched in Road House this weekend and apprecaited Conrad McGregor’s approach to acting and all the other dicks she’s pretended to suck and cry about like a weak little girl along the way….she’s now living up to that whore rep….

Anyway….Kelce and Swift romance is a load of shit, just two opportunists doing their best to capitalize….or maybe Swift is just master-minding the whole thing while the dumb jock she fantasized about when being home schooled and alienated from normal high school, so she never realized that’s just a plot point in cheesy movies and not real life…but the point is, even stripped down she’s got no sex appeal…even when making out it looks like dudes kissing his drunk grandma for a photo…..because drunk grandma is a sexual predator who has convinced him that it’s normal.

I just don’t understand how someone can be so famous and so bad for boners. It doesn’t add up….

They are saying she’s pregnant, which at her old age makes sense, but she could just be fat due to her alcoholism..,

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2024

05

Mar

Taylor Swift is Troll-Like of the Day

I know that Taylor Swift is like 6 feet tall….so I guess a troll is not the best way to describe the woman…but she’s definitely looking like some kind of demon that has worked her way into the minds of the hive mind and she’s not even hot about it…

It’s like seeing the awkward high school chick on the yearbook committee who doesn’t actually fuck, and who doesn’t turn into the hot chick when the glasses come off, only now she’s 40 and lives amongst the cats, is probably a vegan and may be dying the tips of her hair purple to reach her full middle aged child-less woman potential….but for some reason everyone has a hard-on for her, and that shit is creepy….creepy like these pics.

It’s the monster fucking mash, but the inspiration to all others because girl gets paid because ugly chicks like ugly chicks…because they like to punish hot chicks.

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2024

23

Feb

Taylor Swift in No Pants with Rita Ora and her Husband David Cohen of the Day

The most impressive thing about this is that Taylor Swift is pantsless, in some leotard thing, something I typically love as an outfit…yet still has zero sex appeal. How is it possible that a tall skinny blonde chick is this unappealing. I don’t get it….

But the other impressive thing is that I recognized Rita Ora via recognizing David Cohen, while I have facial recognition blindness. Good fucking job….

I know that Taylor Swift may be the biggest star, the biggest celebrity, the biggest music act of the era, but I don’t believe it.

I just think that means that a lot of people on the international level are easily manipulated morons.

Anyone with a brain, knows that Taylor Swift is a hack, a psy-op, a manipulation of the hive mind and it’s not a right wing conspiracy….someone this mid-range, getting as much hype as she’s getting, is due to witchcraft…witchcraft Rita Ora’s trying to suck off like it is David Cohen, because being Taylor Swift famous is probably her dream….so the next best thing is fame whoring the boring whore….

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2024

12

Feb

Traylor Snift Super Bowel Round Up of the Day

I don’t know if Taylor Swift has Super Bowel, but I would assume she takes it up the ass because any dude fucking her would likely be grossed out by pussy and aim for the ass, for that gay shit on dick scent to make it feel less hetero.

I do know that she made the Super Bowel at the NFL all about her, because she’s hired to be there as a brand ambassador for the Chiefs and or the NFL as a whole….they love that she’s integrated herself into the storyline, they’ve made billions of dollars back on this fake bullshit popstar romance, and they MUST keep it alive….

I doubt Taylor Swift makes public appearances for free ever, but I guess we could cross reference it with the 100s of boyfriends she’s had before Travis Kelce because little miss innocent, who seems a lot like a lesbian, but sings about boy problems like a stunted teen who doesn’t grow up, because apparently women are stunted teens who don’t grow up and they find it relatable…

She’s boring, she’s a product, this is all nonsense, but luckily her AI nudes make her fuckable…

Which is why I don’t believe she’s all offended by the AI nudes of her, she probably jerks off to them while fisting Kelce…


Disclaimer – these are NOT Taylor Swift – This is AI artwork pieces from an Artist who has Artistic integrity and are not COPYRIGHT or ILLEGAL despite what they are trying to do with AI….

This is not actually Taylor Swift, but if it was, I’d be more into Taylor Swift…this is some artistic rendering of what Swift should be…

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2024

05

Feb

Taylor Swift’s Attempt at a Slutty Album of the Day

I’d call Taylor Swift a cum rag, but she’d probably be a dry cum rag because the only people cumming on her are the squirting hookers she hires to pee on her because rich people are weird, at least that’s my theory on this product that they try to pretend is a human and that people actually buy into because they are retards…

Taylor Swift is the least sexy girl who sings about fucking as much as she does, because seriously, there’s really nothing hot about, she’s more the kind of girl you fuck out of guilt, spite, or because she’s Taylor Swift and you want to see if she’s really as bad as her dancing makes you think she is.

Well, at the Grammy’s on the world stage, she decided to announce to EVERYONE that she is dropping a NEW album called TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT, realizing that WE are the tortured ones thanks to her really boring approach to celebrity.

She dropped the ALBUM cover, which I’d assume was a SEXT to Travis Kelce, but that is more likely a sext to a woman since they say she’s a lesbian and that Kelce and her are just some marketing tool for the NFL, Celebrity Gossip and all that other shit they trick us with in their demonic sorcery, creating false idols to manipulate your minds, to make you miserable and consume what they tell you to…which I can assure you Taylor Swift as a false idol will do….

I mean even her SEXTS aren’t SEXY…and that’s fucking weird to someone who will jerk off to a woman’s armpit if it is shot from the right angle….

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2024

15

Jan

Artistic Renderings of Taylor Swift at the NFL Game are Hotter Than Taylor Swift of the Day

All we fucking hear about is this Taylor Swift nonsense….it’s clearly a fucking scam, so I have no choice but to post Taylor Swift AI nudes because the real Taylor Swift repulses me, but I need to post a Taylor Swift story since she’s trending for going to a fucking NFL game and being weird, awkward, fake as fuck.

I don’t suggest jerking off to AI, even though everything, even pics of real girls are basically AI now….

I’m more holistic and old school and suggest jerking off to your imagination or to things you find hot in your everyday life, just don’t get caught.

I am a firm believer that AI is going to be the fall of humanity, if it isn’t already, but that doesn’t mean the AI Taylor Swift isn’t hotter than the real Taylor Swift, who is pretty much ZERO hot.

The lanky and awkward celebrity who is breaking records with her tour, offending NFL fans, generating heavy sales for Chiefs merchandise and Peacock streaming platform, almost like she’s a hired gun being used by the NFL, the Networks and the Chiefs for some weird reason.

She’s constantly trending, her NFL appearances overly hyped, I’m not going to get into the conspiracies around the whole thing, I’m just going to assume girl is getting paid for all the coverage she’s getting or giving, because otherwise these people would just stay home and fuck in the privacy of their own compounds, us seeing this shit is all part of a bigger circus show.

The issue I have with the whole thing is that she’s repulsive, unattractive, her music is lame and her celebrity and success seems like some kind of scam, but her AI smut inspired by Taylor Swift is far more interesting than ACTUAL Taylor Swift. Art.

SO if you’re going to jerk of to Taylor Swift because you’ve been swindled, choose this Taylor and not that actual one….even if both are weird things to jerk off to….

I don’t know who makes this shit, but Taylor should take some inspo from them.

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2023

19

Dec

Is This Actually Taylor Swift’s Racy Behind the Scenes of the Day

Taylor Swift is all the fucking rage because she’s managed to be the personality that manipulated to audiences on an international level. Creating a billion dollar tour and cashing the fuck in harder than she already has because she was already a huge star before this tour, this tour was just icing on the satanic agenda being able to manipulate the minds of the retards because they can and they decided she was the one to do it….

Whether she writes her own songs or controls her career or not is irrelevant to me, she’s managed to be the only skinny 5 foot 11 blonde chick with literally zero sex appeal, no matter how many dicks she fucks, models she potentially fucks, and perversion she likely has…she just can’t give the boners you’d want.

She’s currently manipulating the NFL crowd in some weird mainstream popculture way, thanks to fucking a star player on a hyped team….just further pushing Taylor Swift on us…and the good news is that some of her BTS pics from her recent visit to the set of a famous kid’s show, because she’s an icon were leaked.

I don’t know the legalities of AI art that is semi pornographic, but we’ll hope the characters in these pics lack the IP that can destroy a blogger reposting this shit…since they’re all very rich and scary people…and it’s obviously all in GOOD fun.

IT IS ART PEOPLE…relax..

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2023

02

Aug

Taylor Swift Ass of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, Taylor Swift is on tour.

She may or may not be AI, but who is definitely as fake as AI as an artist or personality is on tour…everything about her is FAKE as shit….

They just don’t shut up about her fucking tour….the internet wine moms screaming “TAY TAY TAY” on their feeds like she’s Barbie….it’s crazy.

The good news is that her ass is in a leotard being bent over on tour, because if we’re going to be raped by all things Taylor Swift, from her pop hive mind hype, to all the scandals and bullshit gossip she’s been part of, we might as well look at her cunt from behind…

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2023

21

Mar

Taylor Swift Ass of the Day



I’ve always viewed Taylor Swift as a bit of a slut….not because I view all women as sluts, but a lot happen to be sluts, which in this era they wear on their pussy scabs like a badge of honor, but because she was always singing about boy problems, always in public relationships you know she fucked in, and at a certain point it was like “that nerdy awkward girl who has everyone under a spell with her teenage romance bullshit, has had a lot of cock”…..

At the same time, she wouldn’t be seen in bikinis, she wouldn’t post slutty selfies, yet the world has changed, the slut grew into the slut vagina, and she’s on stage in panties and gogo boots basically fucking a chair like a bad version of Demi Moore’s striptease or Showgirls, or other 90s mainstream movies we’ve jerked off to….which is just a sign of the times….

You can be a billionaire pop twat, but you still gotta pop your twat….FASCINATING…

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2023

10

Feb

Taylor Swift Bathtub of the Day

I saw a pretty good Taylor Swift Meme the other day that read “She’s got 200 songs about dudes leaving her, but not one song about giving blow jobs”…..

Pretty clever joke…..but I have a feeling that she probably does give blow jobs, only because these rich and famous celebrities have everything they want, their lives managed for them, giving them a lot of time to sit around being perverts….

There is no way that Taylor Swift doesn’t have the nastiest, most perverted fucking fucks….her whole break-up angle is really just for marketing purposes, because all these celebs are self involved narcissistic sociopaths who don’t actually connect with each other, they just leverage each other for hype….clout chasers, even when at the top…

So someone like Taylor Swift will publicly date a dude for hype, he’ll date her for hype, probably getting his dick in her ass a few times, because why the fuck not, only to break up to generate hype, and keep her storyline going, so that 4 years later she can release an album about all her break-ups, so her lame fucking fans can try to figure out which celeb she’s talking about….increasing the hype….

I prefer the storyline that Taylor Swift doesn’t actually exist, she’s just AI to make girls depressed about relationships, turning them into independent cat moms until menopause when they realize it all went wrong. There’s a reason she’s so popular, THEY want her popular.

Apparently, no one has ever been in the same room as SWIFT, so when watching her new bigger tits at the GRAMMYS dance like a drunk, sad, white girl….it could just be CGI….

If she is real, she probably as interesting as CGI, you know just a rich kid turned industry puppet mooching off the minds of the retard audience….

Here she is in the bath, not necessarily washing off her SIN, but she probably should be….you know since she pretends to be a Christian, while being a heathen.

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