I'll Make You Famous…
 
 

Archive for the Taylor Swift Category

2014

22

Apr

Taylor Swift Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Taylor Swift posted some artistic ass shot of her running away from the camera from very far away in a bikini to either give you something to masturbate to while using your imagination, or to cock tease you, pretending she’s not a graphic as fuck fuck in the bedroom, who goes through men and women alike, but who represses all that in public, because it’s bad for the Christian market and kids she sells to, which is something I respect…it’s the old slut mentality, when being a slut was a classier, unspoken thing, before girls like Miley were spreading their assholes on stage for attention, cheapening the whole act of getting fucked cuz fucking is fun…Here is her ass from far enough that you don’t have to see all that is wrong with her…and that works for me…and you know that’s definitely not why she did it, because Taylor Swift, like all these other sluts, even the ones I have sex with, don’t notice me…thaks to the roofies.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

14

Apr

Alleged Taylor Swift Ass Workout Pics of the Day

I don’t really know if these are pics of Taylor Swift working out, I mean how could I really tell if they were her. I don’t know what her ass looks like, and even if I was intimately involved with her ass, like if I ate it everyday like the countless lovers she’d had and exposed and exploited over the years, because it makes her look like the victim, instead of like the slutty black widow who likes to cum…to whoever she can…it’s good for marketing…I wouldn’t know if this was her ass…but what I Do know is that watching girls workout is pornographic, and if they are willing to do it next to a window while pervert photographers take pictures of their short shorts in various states of squat, we don’t need the pics to be of Taylor Swift to be worth looking at, we just need them to have happened…and they did.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2014

07

Jan

Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift brought out her legs while wearing a Victoria’s Secret shirt because I guess it is safe to say…she got paid for it…or maybe she’s sponsored from all the sex she has – she goes through all kinds of panties…

Now I don’t know why I feel compelled to post these pics of Taylor Swift, but I think it has something to do with how much sex she has had, with the number of people she’s had sex with, all while being able to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…like some kind of money making sex kitten genius…that I wouldn’t mind climbing up her thighs, and crawling into her big scary used up, even at 22, vagina…and dying inside her very rich womb….

That’s all I have to say about that, this has been a moment of weakness…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

14

Nov

Taylor Swift Covers Eminem of the Day

Taylor Swift was on the radio yesterday or the day before…at least that’s what the internet is telling me…and she performed a weird acoustic version of some Eminem song that was horrible and that would have been better spent “boy-friending” dudes so that she can feel wholesome about fucking them…because no one likes a slut, especially when her market relies on her being a good role-model, when no human is a good role-model, since we are all fucking evil at our core…but if you wanna fuck all the dick coming your way…in a way that the public embraces…say they are your boyfriend…they won’t care that you take 30 dudes a year inside your vagina…they will just think you’re being a girl, looking for real love and always getting screwed, because that’s what you will program them to think with your sad songs…it’s a genius formula…for the marketable slut….

Here are pics of her at the VS fashion show performing…where Miranda Kerr didn’t fuck her after the show like she was Bieber…cuz Miranda Kerr’s ass is fired.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2013

03

Sep

Taylor Swift Wears a Normal Bikini of the Day

This is major news, at least to the average middle american who is out of work, uneducated and doesn’t really bother with actual news, because the whole celebrity thing is far more exciting, you know to distract from their shitty fucking life, giving them something focus on, like Taylor Swift’s relationship history as they buy her merchandise making her money, and not realizing how shitty their lives are, because if they did realize, they’d likely kill themselves by hanging from the trailer park communal shower, because the ceilings in the trailer aren’t high enough to dangle from….

Taylor Swift is not wearing weirdo high waisted bikini bottoms like some kind of creep who raided her grandmother’s bathing suit drawer like she has the last dozen or more times she’s been in a bikini…

I don’t know about you, but this is just major…at least in a world with little going on…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

07

Aug

Taylor Swift Non-Bikini Pics of the Day


Taylor Swift posted some artistic bikini pics that don’t involve bikinis…which is kind of Taylor Swift’s hustle, because she’s either a demon sent from hell or an alien planet to brainwash the world…who can’t show her mid-section because she’s got scars, or marking from her home planet…like genitals where belly buttons usually are…or she’s just insecure about her skinny little body which makes little to no sense….because its a skinny little body…but at least shes’ making an effort, just not quite as much effort as she should….I mean any under 25 year old in a one piece is a fucking fail, even if they are worth a billion dollars and not a failure in the other aspects of their life, they might as well be, cuz bikinis are the only thing that matter…obviously..

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

29

Jul

Taylor Swift is Paddleboarding with Some Pasty Brit in a Shitty Bikini of the Day

Taylor Swift has a long lean body…and lately, I’ve been finding her hot, but for some reason, every time she gets into a bikini, which happens every once in a while, she’s rockin’ these old lady form fitting, belly hiding, gunt/muff gut shaping bottoms that just look fucking clown-like.

She rocks these so much, that I am convinced she’s hiding something from us, maybe a freakish birthmark, or damage from all the sex she’s had, or even a scar, or testicles, or who the fuck knows, a twin she ate and hasn’t had removed because it gives her her demon powers to manipulate the youth, or a tattoo….

There is something behind this constant high waisted bullshit, and someone needs to get to the bottom of it…like it’s one of life’s great mysteries, which it is, cuz right now, as I stare at it…it is all that fucking matters..and it’s confusing me, turning what could be hot, into something horrible…

I mean she’s in her 20s, get her some Brazilan cut shorts yo!

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

23

Jul

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Plotting Some World Takeover Shit of the Day

Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez make up the puppets who have been chosen amongst all the other puppets out there to brainwash the youth through their music.

So it is only natural that they are friends, or at least spend some time together, because they are both in the same boat, probably leaving some Disney executive meeting about how they are colonizing Mars behind our backs, and to keep up the dancing and dating scandals to distract us from the insane laws they keep passing under our noses, so that real journalism never sees the light of day, and that the rich can keep getting richer…

That or they are just milking a lesbian fantasy for you perverts who have very specific sexual needs that involve young starlets with hugely successful, lots of radio play, horrible songs….

Or maybe, it has to do with Selena Gomez’s 21st birthday…OMG…who gives a fuck…

I’d say more labia, but I like the titty show…everybody put your elbows in the air…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

08

Jul

Taylor Swift’s 4th of July Bikini Pics of the Day

I heard the Taylor Swift Trouble song on the radio the other day for the first time and it won me over….now I hate pop music, but anyone who tries to argue that that isn’t one of the best composed pop songs in the last few years is just hating on her for the sake of hating on her…when really we should be supporting her for being a tall, skinny thing who may even have some implants now, who despite wearing her high waisted bikini because she thinks she’s fat, or has some scars from all the abortions she’s had to have done surgically cuz her vagina was ridden with herpes so bad it swelled shut and they couldn’t get the vacuum in…turns me the fuck on…I guess like a 14 year old girl, I’m easily brain washed…or maybe I just like sluts…even when they aren’t marketed as sluts…especially when they are worth 100 million dollars…

I am ready to K-Fed her.

Here are her 4th of July pics…

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

19

Jun

Is This Taylor Swift’s Nipple of the Day

Is this Taylor Swift’s Nipple…this GIF was just sent to me from a faithful creep on FACEBOOK we call FOETUS….and I just can’t tell whether I can actually see what I want to see or if my mind is just playing tricks on me because I have a thing for really reach popstars who have made a career exposing dudes they fuck that they pretend they date cuz it is accessible to any girl who has ever been in love…leading to her doing all kinds of market research with her pussy in efforts to get more and more experience to sing about cuz that shit pays the fucking bills and makes the fucking empire an empire…

It’s like we’ve all turned this wholesome chick into a slut who sleeps around, and who is now sexing herself up as a woman, instead of an awkward team, all from buying her music…and now out of fear of losing her magic basic as fuck lyrics, she fucks and fucks and fucks…to get inspired…and there’s something amazing about that…

I am a fan.

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

13

Jun

Taylor Swift is Giving Me Boners of the DAy

What happened to this awkward nerdy hundred millionaire in her oversized clothes and sneakers making her long lean model-like body look like some kind of lanky character in a sitcom that always falls all over herself…

I just don’t know…

But I do know that I like it. It’s like the weird girl makeover that happened in every Teen Comedy of the 90s, only real life. Take off the glasses, apply some make-up, put her in a hot dress, let down her hair, and boom, all of a sudden babe.

I heard she’s gonna be in Canada this weekend, too bad I’m too lazy, cuz otherwise I’d totally stand out her hotel waiting for an autograph in the form of herpes…you know the real fan kind of autograph that you can’t frame, but you can remember forever.

Taylor Swift, I love you.


TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

07

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Weird CMA Portrait Porn of the Day

Comments Off


I don’t know why I suddenly have a boner for Taylor Swift. I think it’s just because I like sluts, whether they are girls pulling out their tits in the club, or showing me the sandwich in her panties at the deli, or even when they are going home with strangers to suck their dick, as their boyfriends as at home, sluts just excite me.

I guess it’s partially to do with regular girls not being able to control their basic animalistic need to get knocked up, because a girl who can’t control her urges to get a dick inside her, is usually a lot of fun to hang out with

And partially because I like seeing reality, instead of these Taylor Swift wholesome acts, that you know behind closed doors, involve licking asshole while jerking dudes off, that we’ll never hear or find out about, because she only lets the public know about the multiple boyfriends she has sex with more than once…and there’s already been a lot of those.

You see, I know girls who bang a different dude everyday, some who bang a different dude every month, and people call them sluts, while Taylor Swift pretends they are her boyfriend to be more media friendly, but still gets at least 12 cocks a year….

Meaning the truth behind these pictures tell me a story I can masturbate to, coupled with the fact that she’s not fat, rich and famous, makes her porn to me.

Here she is performing….

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

06

Jun

Taylor Swift Slutty at the CMT Awards of the Day

I like where Taylor Swift is going with her costumes. You know showing off her long legs and skinny little body. Glamming it up a little, rather than just being some awkward looking money making machine. But in my defines, I love when girls get slutty, especially when their vaginas, historically, at least according to her public image, is already slutty to begin with. You know a girl who’s banged a few dozen dudes, some of whom via her ass, and mouth…and who dresses the part, rather than pulling some wholesome, everyday chick.

All this to say, this is a good look, good strategy, turn the long weird looking girl, into a push up bra, short short wearing slag.

I’m down.


Taylor Swift Probably Does Anal….and Here she is a Hot Outfit…
HERE

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

05

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Long Legs with Mick Jagger of the Day

I don’t know what is going on here, not that Taylor Swift is doing a duet with the Rolling Stone, but that Taylor Swift is turning me on. Maybe it is Mick Jagger’s flamboyancy, or maybe his hard wrinkled face just reminds me of a pussy eager to get fucked…or maybe, just maybe, Taylor Swift’s well traveled twat is well traveled for good reason…and that reason isn’t her money, or her silly tween anthems, but her legs….for days.

Here’s the video…The Rolling Stones are good…even with Taylor Swift in a tight outfit sabotaging their classic songs…who while in a tight outfit is allowed to sabotage whatever she likes, unfortunately, not sabotaging my penis.


CLICK HERE TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Taylor Swift

2013

14

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Kicks off New Tour with Some Concert Slutiness of the Day

Taylor Swift, a girl who you may have heard of, because she’s bigger than god…in fact I think more people care that she kicked off her “Red Tour” in Omaha yesterday, than they do about the new pope…you know…cuz she’s both bigger than Jesus and probably has more money than him…

Well she’s taking the right direction in her costumes as it turns out in her quest to be taken seriously, because everyone laughs at her serial relationships that are really just hook ups she’s wheeling, but pretends are relationships thanks to her PR team trying to make her vagina filling actions sincere and honest and ethical and moral…cuz they don’t want to tarnish her image…it makes far too much money and works…..

Because slutty fetish gear, showing off her thin legs, even for someone who isn’t a fan….is awesome….

Can’t wait til the empire bursts as they always do….when she realizes she’s got enough money and can drop the act….

It’s already starting. Ultimately, because all girls are sluts at their core…and if you don’t believe me….it’s a scientific fact.

Here’s a video – Don’t Blame Me for the Song….

Posted in:Taylor Swift