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2015

05

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Moonwalk is So Weird of the Day

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I saw this yesterday and I would say that I am still trying to make sense of it, but I am really not, I don’t ever care what Taylor Swift or really anyone, including myself is really up to…it’s all just wasting time before our impending death..

I do however care when her songs come on the radio and I want to kill myself or at least hope for impending death for myself, and Taylor Swift, and even all of mankind comes swooping in at that very moment.

I do not ever care about her storyline that sucked people in, but I guess every once in a while, I will look at her ass and thigh gap thanks to little shorts…and even wonder…why she’s doing the fucking moonwalk in a video for the paparazzi, in efforts to ruin their shot, while giving them their shot…it’s crazy…but not really, more lame, not funny, and worth pointing at and laughing at, hoping she’ll eventually crack, break character and lose her wholesome shit in public…destroying everything her parents created with her…

But at least she’s got a thigh gap…

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2015

02

Mar

Taylor Swift and Jaime King Lesbian Baby of the Day

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Taylor Swift is celebrating the second recent pregnancy of some chick named Jaime King…I guess they are friends, or maybe she’s a surrogate hosting Taylor’s clone…because she’s the kind of ego that feels she needs a clone…aliens…right…

My inside Taylor Swift scoop is that my friend was at a bar in LA this weekend and he was kicked out of his table because Taylor Swift was rolling through, and despite being lame as fuck, Taylor Swift gets prioritized in venues, because she’s Taylor Swift and no one throws shit at her for being a scam, instead they are all impressed by her hustle or scam…that’s LA…

If there wasn’t fame and celebrity involved, and if she was just the weirdo girl in your high school singing love songs after fucking everyone in the high school…she probably would be a little more bullied…but when you throw money and fame into the mix…everyone shits themselves when they see her, even though it is all artificial lies..

Either way, here she is sucking and worshiping the pregnant belly, possibly for its youthful powers..I saw Rosemary’s Baby, I know how it is…like some kind lesbian marriage making babies…who knows…it is erotic…

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2015

27

Feb

Taylor Swift Kissing Things of the Day

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Taylor Swift is such a slut…she can’t keep her mouth of anything…

I wonder if she’s the kind of slut who will fuck anyone, but won’t give them head…or if she’s the kind of slut who will give anyone head, but not fuck them…you know to keep her kill count down.

I just know she has been able to mask her rich, entitled, slutty ways into a storyline people actually buy into. Poor Taylor Swift, all she wants is love with these “It-Dudes”…who roll through tons of girls…but they keep breaking her heart…leaving her to fend for herself and write love songs people can relate to about the whole thing….

I say if any girl goes through that many boyfriends, either she’s a slut who likes fucking different cock, or she’s crazy and scares people off…either way, she’s not some innocent bystander getting fucked over…even if she tells us she is in a catchy and marketable way…

So Here she is kissing everything, as horny girls do…

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2015

25

Feb

Taylor Swift in a Skimpy Dress of the Day

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Taylor Swift was at an event that a bunch of other idiots were at…including but not limited to Lindsay Lohan….who as far as I’m concerned is the single most important person in the world, the world just doesn’t realize it or care as much as they should…they pretty much gave up on her and bring her up in passing…but don’t believe in the exceptional human being that she is and that her tits represent…but in Lindsay Lohan’s defense…these are the same people who made a lot of shitty people….including Lindsay Lohan famous…so who cares about them…

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That said, Rosie Hungtington Whitely was also there…and she was amazing…

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But the show stopper, only because she’s tall, an aspiring model, and pretty much the hottest thing in Entertainment, thanks to polarizing her slutty bi-sexuality and sexual deviance that comes with having so much fucking money…into a likeable character people want to believe exists…wholesome and full of heartbreak…when we all know bitches who can’t keep a man are either fucking other men, or batshit crazy…but for the sake of feel good feelings when wanting to believe in bullshit songs…no one wants to dig beneath the surface…

So here is some of her cleavage….or probably all her cleavage…her tits aren’t that big…I’m surprised there’s no nipple popping out…but not really because she has a team to maintain that image for her….but seriously, this is maximizing tit.

Here are some pics of Taylor and her BFF Cara Delevigne – Just Because Cara also showed tit…and we like tit….via instagram

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2015

20

Feb

Taylor Swift with Nicki Minaj Lyric GIFS of the Day

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I don’t trust the authenticity of Taylor Swift, mainly because she’s a huge Hollywood celebrity. Her organization is just too big and profitable, for anything she does to really be anything more than a marketing campaign to make her sell more albums..and they decided to take “teen angst”…”unlucky in love”…because it was a good cross-over for the bible belt to relate to, for parents to buy records for their kids, and all that other good stuff that comes with not openly admitting you have anal sex on the first date with a hollywood star, because you’re so rich and famous, all that can make you cum is your ass..

So seeing her set to Nicki Minaj, also not authentic, but more sleazy in her approach lyrics….is a good gag, if you’re into stupid shit like memes…

I’m only posting this because I got nothing else to post….seriously, desperate times….this is so stupid.

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2015

13

Feb

Taylor Swift vs. Karlie Kloss of the Day

This is a really weird way to have your coming out party, but then again I had friends at the Sam Smith Grammy After Party, who told me that she was with a dude, or multiple dudes, reminding us all that everything she does is for effect, calculated for her image, to make the public buy into her nonsense. It is possible she scissors with Karlie Kloss, but I think it is more of a ego thing, where she just finances Karlie Kloss’ life, and plays with her like a real life puppet. But then again, you never know, maybe they just have a tall girl bond and us non-tall girls will never get it.

I just know Vogue doing this, was clever and I guess it is the classy way you’d expect a massive fashion magazine to try to be scandalous. It’s a better strategy than a spread eagled and obese Kim Kardashian. It’s like make a Jimmy Fallon style video and roll with it….leave a little mystery…make us imagine the scissor but not experience the scissor…I get it.

Here are the pics…

Here she is in a new music video….

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2015

30

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Wet Bikini of the Day

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Taylor swift posted a picture of her in a bikini 7 days ago, that I was pretty quick to post thanks to being addicted to sitting on my couch with no tv and nothing better to do than to document Taylor Swift and her bikini on the weekend….

Well…apparently the paparazzi pics were finally sold off, the exclusive term of the sale is up, and people are picking them up…excited to see her in a bikini, showing the belly button for the first time, and a perfect way to promote the band she is promoting that we can assume she owns…

Good times.

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2015

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Mound of the Day

Taylor Swift wears 1950s style bathing suits, it’s one of her trademarks, she even sings about them, because she’s a self involved narcissistic cunt that was created by you, every last one of you, who buys into her bullshit….even though SHE WORE A BIKINI THE OTHER DAY

The nice thing about one-piece bathing suits, is not that they may make asses look fucking weird,

It’s that when you’re long torso like Taylor Swift, shit jacks up in your pussy so hard, you’re forced to show the world your massive pubic bone mound, something that is erotic to some of us who like cumming on skinny girl mound…but scary to others who see nothing but a mini muff gut…

Either way, you can see it from a distance…and I guess these are the trials and tribulations of being skinny…and this whole thing has been fascinating enough for me to want to kill myself.


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2015

24

Jan

Taylor Swift Bikini Picture of the Day

The general public, although basic, half retarded and eager to consume even all the low quality content thrown their way, proven by what is “popular”…love to talk about Taylor Swift’s botched belly button, or possible muff gut, or scar from where she had her conjoined twin that gives her all her powers removed, now that she has all this fame and fortune and doesn’t need it anymore…they’ve broke free….because she always wears high waisted bathing suits….even when they are Two pieces…

Well…today…or yesterday she was out with bitches in some band she probably owns and she posted a bikini picture…and not only does she have a belly button, no birth defect or scar, but he’s also got a pretty rockin’ body…

So overrated shit that manipulated or not…she looks good in a bikini…and that’s more that we can say about most girls…

No wonder all these famous dudes line up to run train on her…

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2015

19

Jan

Taylor Swift and Martha Hunt and Gigi Hadid and Other Models are New Lesbians of the Day

Taylor Swift is the biggest star at least in terms of popularity, record sales, and how she’s marketed herself over the last 5 years.

So it is only natural that anyone who is anyone with any level of access to her, is going to friend her, because who wouldn’t want to be partying with the single most important person with the greatest reach on social media and really all media…it’s like the best selfie or tag to get on that shit..instant relevance…

It’s also natural that Victoria’s Secret would do that same play with her as they did with Leonardo by positioning their models with her, creating lesbian slumber fantasies, because she’s over men – according her all her cheesy, quick to market, girl power songs…it’s good for marketing..

So this may be a paid for, sponsored event, or it may be fame whores with the leader who is famous, but either way…lots of legs to potentially clit on clit scissor grind…

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2015

14

Jan

Lorde and Taylor Swift Lesbian Hike of the Day

I think it is safe to assume that Taylor Swift is only hanging out with Lorde for the same reason any girl hangs with a fat chick…to make her look like the hot one…or it could be some strategic play…keeping your enemies closer, so that the vapid media who care about this bullshit, like who is hanging out with who, in their obnoxious, privileged, rich kid “celebrity pop star” lives…or maybe Taylor Swift created Lorded and gets a percentage of the backend…who really fucking knows…I just assume they aren’t real friends, but it makes a cute media story…because there’s nothing more important going on in the fucking world…


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2015

02

Jan

Taylor Swift New Year’s Eve Slip of the Day

There are a few things that I know about Taylor Swift.

That her and her team are master manipulators, who have been able to polarize her slutty behavior with both guys and girls as hopeless romance looking for love. They have managed to hide her cunty spoiled brat rich kid attitude, and she hasn’t slipped up. They also launched her in country music, turned her into pop and now she’s a huge fucking star…AND MOST IMPORTANTLY….that she’s a goofy fucking skinny giraffe looking human…who looks clumsy as fuck…so seeing her fall on New Years is cute…not because a fallen down girl is an easy girl to be a predator with…you sick fuck…but because seeing people fall is funny.

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2014

23

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Legs and a Beard of the Day

Taylor Swift was seen on what could be a date because I guess her marketing team don’t like the lesbian rumors, even though all girls are lesbians it is a trend, pussy eating is acceptable, even popstars do it…

I just think she’s so fucking calculated, that’s why she’s masterminded the world into feeling sorry for her, relating to her, and she’s been able to be pop, country, and whatever in between…selling albums to people of all ages…when it all lacks authenticity…but America doesn’t care about Authenticity…

I also think she’s so fucking rich, famous, powerful in her own celebrity, that she can control everyone around her, from men to models she makes her personal barbie dolls, to people on TV she wants to have spend time with her….

There is evil that comes with Taylor swift…I don’t know what it is…because I don’t care enough to really dig into it…but I do know one thing that’s for sure…she’s got awesome legs…and as annoying or calculated and contrived she is…they can’t take those away from her, unless of course she’s in a horrible accident or something…

Either way – here’s to boyfriend rumors…

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2014

17

Dec

Taylor Swift Birthday with Selena Gomez of the Day

Here’s a hilarious Christmas spirit picture from what I assume is Taylor Swift’s birthday – because everyday is her fucking birthday – she’s got the best fucking scam ever going….and the highlight isn’t really her midriff hidden belly button, but rather her FRENEMY Selena Gomez looking on…in what you know is jealousy, hate, strategic movement, but I guess all girls hate their best friends, even when it’s not for publicity or business relationships, seriously, girls always talk shit about their girls…so there’s nothing to see here, but still jokes to me…but not as big of a joke as me writing about this..

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2014

15

Dec

Taylor Swift’s 2013 Bikini Pic of the Day

Apparently, this is a bikini picture of Taylor Swift from 2013 that is going viral because Taylor Swift is a huge fucking deal, probably the biggest deal in the entertainment industry right now, but also because she normally wears weird high waisted bathing suits, that I just assumed she wore because she liked the way it rode up her vagina…seeing as she’s one of these sex addicts who goes through men and women alike…but I guess she was rumored to have a weird Belly Button, or scars from where they removed her conjoined twin that powers her inhuman-like talent, energy and marketing scam that has created her….but based on this #TBT….things seem to be perfectly fine…

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