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2016

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Ass in Gym Pants of the Day

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Call me perverted and you probably will, even though I am far less perverted than any of you weirdos, but I think Taylor Swift’s skinny legs and little ass in leggings, is her best look…you know put that hood on to over that annoying, unexciting, even creepy and manipulative face…

You’d probably think I thought this was her best looking because all pigeon toed, spreading her upper thighs, making her uneventful ass pushed up by spandex more appealing to mount from behind…you know just pull that elastic waistband down…with her permission because she’s a sexual deviant…of course…I’m not telling you to go rape or have rape fetishes of her….but it’s not why I like these pics of her, I don’t want to bury my face in her ass, even if I’d be into seeing how her pussy hangs when the pants come off and she assumes this pointed toe stance.. I still think this girl is tainted, likely STD ridden, she’s fucked too many dude and overall a terrifying demon sent from hell to pollute us with her bullshit…as she manipulates pop culture….

But I actually just like these pics of her, because I appreciate skinny girls in this fat era…in activewear after the gym…because HEALTH…right?

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2016

20

Jan

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day

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I can realate to this annoying picture of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift…

I’ve spent my fair share of time in bushes…it’s actually how I saw my first topless tanning girl, my first blowjob, my first sex…there was a slutty girl in the neighborhood who we would creep on…and it was how I paved my way into a life of being a peeping tom, something that has gone from climbing up fire escapes and hiding in parties at closets, or bushes…or even back seats of cars…into just being a normal internet user because we’re all now collectively the same kind of voyeuristic pervert…basically taking away the one thing I had that people though was creepy despite being exciting away from me…just another example of how the internet ruined my fucking life..

Yes they workout together, hangout together, BFF each other to partner up and confuse the media together, getting attention together, cobranding and collabing together…it’s garbage and lame..but I still notice…..because I am more pathetic than they are…because they are the ones rich and being talked about…and I’m the one reminded of my pervert years, when I was more adventurous and driven to be a pervert…

In my defense it’s just a stupid fucking pic…

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2016

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Sucks in Her Stomach while Working Out with Taylor Swift of the Day

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Selena Gomez is such a little latch on suck up, hack of a performer, who associates with Taylor Swift, as a lame marketing strategy to get her audience on board with her Selena pop career she’s not talented enough to carry…but is so into doing because I guess it pays more than being in movies, or maybe it’s about ego…

Either way, she’s sucking in her chubby lupus chemo belly in as walking around in a sports bra to get excited for the media event of the year…Selena and Taylor…workout buddies…

Shut the fuck up, this is all so dumb…but she’s in a sports bra sucking in her chemo belly, because as you know people undergoing chemo are fat and need to get to the gym…to tighten up….

What a joke..these people are the fucking worst media whores trying to make 100s of millions a year and should be stopped…because they are evil…

Here are the butt profile pics…

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2016

15

Jan

Taylor Swift is Boring but She Has Legs of the Day

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Taylor Swift is boring, has no sex appeal, but is a huge star and I guess people like her music or buy into her enough to make her exist.

She’s fucked a ton of different dudes and wrote songs about them, making her slut behavior seem more deep rooted and full of love, but I call that shifting the blame onto the men in her life, instead of taking ownership of her boring fucking pussy that guys are like “fine I’ll fuck you”…on to say “fuck you’re as boring in your song, as awkward as your dance, and the only way I came was your long fucking legs and money”…except Calvin Harris, the UK DJ who made 110 million dollars the last two years, partially because he dates Taylor Swift and who has fucked Rita Ora and every groupie slut the last decade who is an 8 or better…making him capable of pulling off some shit…to get off…

Taylor Swift is like a guy who fucks hookers crying that they leave after an hour and writing a love song album on it…only the people believe…and I’ll just stare at her legs…

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2015

07

Dec

Taylor Swift and Blake Lively are Garbage of the Day

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Taylor Swift is the kind of girl who I just want to punch in the face and despite popular belief, I love all girls, I am always very nice to all girls, I never do anything violet to girls, even during sex when they beg to be slapped or punched or choked out…I don’t fuck with that…I am a romantic…a lover…and just happy to be near pussy…never angry at pussy..

It’s just that looking at this makes me angry…not only does Taylor Swift make too much money polluting me with her nonsense songs and her act that she’s some innocent awkward hopeless romantic, when really she’s getting railed by all kinds of dudes, but you can’t put that out there, no one will believe her empty, vapid, garbage lyrics….

Then there’s Blake Lively, who you know can’t stand the bitch Taylor Swift, but figure’s it’s a good photo op, you know to be her famous groupie, to help the Swift Brand go into another year of stupid non-offensive money…when really you know Blake Lively talks all kinds of shit on her, but for the cameras, they’ll do a perfectly timed jump…

To ease the Taylor Swift Pain, here’s her real life Barbie Doll Karlie Kloss, who actually lives with her, like a sugar baby, all rent free, because Taylor is a controlling crazy person who had no childhood…

She’s in Vogue Mexico, and I liked her legs in the pics…

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2015

17

Nov

Taylor Swift has Long Legs of the Day

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A day is not a day, unless you look at Taylor Swifts Legs….which contrast nicely against her Donkey face…because you know, if she was in an anthropomorphic world…or movie…those teeth would be set on an awkward and clumsy long legged donkey…but instead they are on some hack of a popstar that has very little to offer, but who everyone loves, because she positioned herself strategically through country music and playing the victim, like every girl I have had sex with…but at least they are actually victims…I wouldn’t want for anyone I respect to live with that…which works out nicely…because I don’t respect anyone who has sex with me, I’m more the “I can’t believe you’re doing this, or allowing me to do this, what the hell is wrong with you”…

Not that that has anything to do with Taylor Swift and her mastermind of how the media and popculture works…in a “everyone is my friend, I’m so awkward, that’s why I collect models for Barbies”….kind of way….


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2015

20

Oct

Taylor Swift Has No Sex Appeal for GQ Video of the DAy

I guess the LOL of the day is Taylor Swift confidently posing and making seductive sexy model faces…that are obviously forced for her awkward, zero sex appeal, bullshit romantic tween love song career…but you can tell she wants it so bad…she wants to be a Victoria’s Secret model she abducted, adopted, locked in her basement to either steal their souls, or maybe make them teach her everything she knows…because she had no childhood, and they are her interactive toys…who she can learn everything she needs from…but despite being a calculated, formulaic, contrived act that has worked because America is lazy…she still isn’t something I’d ever jerk off to…and even if I was fucking her, I’d probably have my eyes closed while thinking about everyone who isn’t Taylor Swift to cum…even though she’s the biggest act around, that everyone is attaching themselves to…she just can’t give me a boner…but I guess very little can…thanks to importance…but she can’t even stimulate my brain into wanting to sex offend her..and I’ve sex offended inanimate objects..something I think Taylor Swift may be…

You’ve already seen the pics…

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2015

15

Oct

Taylor Swift for GQ of the Day

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Taylor Swift did GQ…

I guess, Taylor Swift is no longer the awkward little country girl from Nashville, raised on a Christmas tree farm before convincing her family that she could be an international singer/songwriter…despite barely having talent…and it worked…weird right? Seems like there must be a conspiracy behind this brand.

She’s trying to get a male audience, as a sexual being, with sex appeal, who has sex, and who has been having sex since her first cheesy tween love inspired love song….she just made sure to call the guys she fucked boyfriends, even if it lasted 2-4 weeks…it resonated better with her fan base…

So as she plays the wholesome, good girl…while she hangs out with coke head, slut models…and really everyone in between…that image has remained safe and sound…pure and innocent…even if the kind of guys she dates are touring DJs who go to massage parlours…her camp will shit all blame on them…to protect the billion dollar brand….

If I cared, it’d almost be amazing how well they executed this girl….

It’s not to say they knew this would happen, or that they knew they’d be here now, putting her on to the men’s market, now that the women’s market has connected to her and loved her…to have her blossom into a woman…like her model friends that dudes jerk off to…but there was a lot of calculating, planning to make this happen…without her coming across as the slut she is, the whore she is, or the desperate puppet she is….

I am the kind of guy who would fuck anything, and she’s thin and has long legs…but I still see zero fucking sex appeal and don’t get why they are even trying…but I guess they know more about media manipulation that I do…so we’ll just go with it…

What I am saying is that she’s go the sex appeal of a flacid penis…useless to the hetero man who owns it, and to the girl who is trying to fuck it…all orgasms will come from other places…despite having all the parts in the bedroom availbale to theoretically make orgasms…

We’re still a long way away from seeing her pussy….but at least she’s not the weird girl in a high waisted bikini anymore…evolution…right…

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2015

13

Oct

Taylor Swift Face of the Day

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Let’s take a moment out of our busy unemployed lives…to look at this perfectly captured moment Taylor Swift was nice enough to share of us…of her face scrunched up…in what could be her uncomfortable with the smell of Black people, as some people from Tennessee would be…or maybe it’s just her reminding us that she’s quirky as fuck and has zero sex appeal no matter how spread her legs are…or how many dudes she’s let cum inside her….because I have a feeling that this is what she looks like when she’s focused and about to cum….all like the kid allergic to everything in your elementary school having an asthma attach because he sat next to someone eating a peanut butter sandwich…and if that’s not erotic to you…you’re dead on the inside…even though Taylor Swift is never erotic to me…because I am dead on the inside…but gay guys love her…and so do the Christians…so her sex appeal, no matter how hard she tries…still drives her boyfriends to erotic massage parlors…that don’t give prostate massages but that still jerk you off…because either Taylor is shitty in bed, or they don’t even have sex and it’s all business…or she’s a freak and made him do it…because her people are her puppets…who knows…

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2015

12

Oct

Taylor Swift Possibly Single in Vogue Australia of the Day

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The rumor of the day is that Calvin Harris and Taylor Swift have broken up, even though they played so in love, as Taylor Swift was trying to increase her cool factor by dating a club DJ and the club DJ was trying to increase his rate by dating an A-Lister, all while opening him up to producting hit pop songs, which is really where the big money is for this clowns now that people don’t really care about actual music….

Who cares…she’s a lie…her love life a lie…everything…a lie…

They were probably swinger, open-relatiobship, let’s fuck everyone because we’re both rich and famous and people want to fuck us, and she just used him for the media to give her another public relatiobship to distract from the backend where she’s getting her back end filled…

It is safe to say Taylor Swift is the fucking worst…not even talented…who writes flimsy and obvious songs…and the world wants to believe her so bad..in this porno world..they want to really fucking beleive her and in turn make her famous…

I guess in a lot of ways, she’s like the Christmas tree farm she grew up on…just in the form of pop music..because a tree is just a tree…but when it becomes of Christmas tree…all of a sudden it is magical and makes dreams come true for little Christian kids everywhere…basically the same think Taylor is…just less seasonal..instead of one day..it’s everyday…

Either way, she’s trying to sex up her image, blame the model sluts she’s stealing the souls from, and I guess that’s why this shoot fro Vogue Australia looks nothing like her…and almost makes her quirky zero sex appeal…worth…jerking off to…but she’s not quite there yet…at least she’s trying, what else is she do to with her time…she has a team that handles every single aspect, possibly even wiping her ass for her…something I assume Selena Gomez applied for…but could be wrong..because I am always wrong.

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2015

08

Oct

Taylor Swift Gets Slutty for GQ of the Day

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I guess this is her attempt to be a sex symbol…

Even though her whole career is based on her having sex…and writing love songs about it…

I guess she’s just decided that she’s got sex appeal…

Maybe it was hanging with all the slutty fame whore girls she collected as her real life barbies…who model for a living and know how to use their sex appeal…coaching her awkward ass…

Or maybe she had no where else to go in her sex life, than to start taking slutty poses, because she’s getting arrogant…cocky…literally and figuratively..because she feels she can do know wrong, she’s played this so safe, the Christians like her, the parents like her, even though under the surface of how she’s polarized everything, she’s dated a lot of dudes, some of which have herpes…and none of that is wholesome…unless you play victim…

It’s annoying…

But not as annoying as staring at her, appreciating her tall long legs, with that face most people want to punch, yet she still sells billions a year….and seeing nothing I want to jerk off to…it’s like she’s got a pussy, but she’s just so awkward that even if she was fisting herself, squirting everywhere, begging me to fuck her…I’d offer her a towel to cover up…

But maybe the GQ issue she’s in, but that isn’t released, because they’ve only released her cover shoot…is the beginning of her being something you want to fuck for the right reasons…like that she turns you on…

So I don’t have the GQ pics, they are out next where…but here she is in NME being Slutty….doing the same hustle….

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2015

30

Sep

Taylor Swift Collects Nelly of the Day

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Taylor Swift reminds me of a bad rich person’s bar mitzvah. You know, the kind of rich person who has the budget to hire anyone she wants from the last 50 years of music…to get on stage with her and perform some song and dance that looks like it’s some low level, discount cruise, nightly performance…you know the kind you see at the 3 star resort you saved up for 4 years to go to…only to realize nights are boring, but luckily they hired a group of cuban refugees to sing hit songs from the last 2 decades…it’s ghetto…which could be the reason Nelly Participated…

Or Maybe, Nelly, is just desperate as fuck, has realized he’s a one trick pony, and like all one hit wonders, will go through life singing the same song for some money because it’s easy and there’s nothing else going on in his life…

To be a rapper, willing and excited to be on Stage with Taylor Swift, is strictly to get her audience into your shit, and /or a cash grab…because I find the whole thing…humiliating…

But I guess not as humiliating as Taylor Swift singing “Hot in Here”..

What is wrong with people, how can anyone think this weird variety show is cool, quality, or anything but a marketing stunt…a weird fucking marketing stunt…that is trying to get Taylor Swift to eat fucking everything…

She is kinda hot though…even if she’s the devil…

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2015

28

Sep

Taylor Swift and Mick Jagger Ruin the Music Industry of the Day

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Taylor Swift is collecting more and more people everyday. It’s like her concerts are just a who’s who of who Taylor Swift knows. It’s like she’s so fucking rich and ridiculous, like the weirdo spoiled girl, who listens to her “Apple Radio”…because she fucking loves “Apple Radio”….and calls her management and says “I was just listing to Rolling Stones, let’s get Mick on stage with me, make it happen”…you know like a weirdo kid with no childhood, playing make-belief, only real life, because she’s rich..

I find everything about her awkward, especially when she dances sexy, even though she fucks more than a street hooker, in a similar approach that she has to concerts…in a “I want that guy’s cock hitting me against the back of my throat, management, make it happen”…but more private…

I do like how how skinny and long and lovely her legs and body are….and since I only focus on what is important, which is her appearance, her sex appeal, and not her content and marketing programs…the legs, even dancing awkward, in various squats work for me….but don’t actually work for me…I would have to be more of a K-Fed for that.

Universal Music Group is deleting this video…so let’s call it “Banned from Youtube”…we’re not allowed to post videos from concerts we go to and pay money to see…we can give these assholes our money….fuckers.

I’m a fan of the Rolling Stones…I like what they did for Black Chicago blues from the UK…I understand their fame and fortune…but at 75 and rich as fuck, we can only assume this is Mick Jagger doing a favor for one of his hundreds of grandkids around the world…because otherwise it’d be so desperate…for someone…who doesn’t need to be desperate…Either way, it’s weird.

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2015

24

Sep

Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day

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Taylor Swift decided to casually show the world some of her moves she uses while getting her heart broken as she banks out as many dudes as she can to fill the void in her soul that she originally thought fame and money would fill…only to realize it is requires something much more primal than that…a good fuck…so this girl has gone through some of the dirtiest cocks in Hollywood….making her as polluted as a porn star…but unlike a pornstar, she didn’t spin it as being feminist, but rather…as being broke hearted and taken advantage of a man who just wanted to get her doing the splits on her dick…when you know she’s the kind of girl who wants to be gagged by her panties while begging for the mother fucker to split her in half…and that this broken heart is just her quest to find the perfect fitting massive cock…cuz this pussy can take some objects….large objects…to satiate her insatiable appetite…that she will spin into a sob story for people to believe so that they relate and buy…

CONSUMERISM!!!!

All this to say, fuck this ho not just because she’s rich, but because her long lean body can do the splits…

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2015

22

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Body is Banging When Dancing with a Retard of the Day

I think I follow this 7 year old handicapped kid on facebook, I have no idea, I assume the devil’s work, as these redheads are the spawns of satan…sent from hell to terrorize the world through song and dance…while being a platform for Taylor Swift to seem wholesome, down to earth, less of a cunt probably for PR…all while having a rocking fucking body…I mean shit, those legs, those tits, that shirt, that midsection, I want to rub my flacid impotent microcock all over it…until I realize there’s a freakish kid dancing with her and just assume this is some kind of horror movie….

But then seeing her raped by a dog in a bikini makes it all ok…you see cuz even when you hate a bitch and her garbage, fake, sensationalized, lie music…you can still ignore all that and stare at her slutty tits.

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