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2016

25

May

Taylor Swift Still Pregnant of the Day

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I announced that Taylor Swift was pregnant a long time ago, I said I had very legitimate sources who told me she was pregnant, I said that she’s been getting bustier slowly because of that pregnancy, she just hasn’t announced that pregnancy….no one believed me…

Maybe they think I’m a lie, or a joke, or a hack who doesn’t know what I am talking about, and I am…but over the years, I’ve broke countless stories that are sent to me – and no one even bothers noticing…and not just sex tapes…real life stories of cheating and fame whoring…you see because I like making Taylor Swift Pregnancy announcements about me…

The truth is…she may not be pregnant, but she’s thicker in the GUNT…that WOMB is Swollen, she’s wearing a sweatshirt to cover it..and she’s got bigger tits popping out as part of the diversion…

Sounds pregnant enough to em…

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2016

02

May

Taylor Swift – May Still be Pregnant at a Club of the Day

I don’t know why Taylor Swift is dressed all crazy in this lace covered romper, but it looks like I could have been right about the maternity gear for a pregnant girl, a story that is terrifying to write about, because Taylor Swift has trademarked her name and if she wants can sue any blog who writes her name in a way she doesn’t like being written about…

I guess I could give her a nickname like “slutty country star who go too famous and rich for her own good by going pop only to annoy everyone who hears her music because she’s the fucking worst – yet still exists because the machine just gets bigger and bigger, other celebs suck up to her, and no one seems to think she is singing a one sided version, anti men version, of her being a sex addict”…

I don’t know why she looks like Taylor Mosen with that bleached hair and black outfit, but maybe she’s going through hormonal issues…from the pregnancy…new look!

I don’t know if she’s actually pregnant, but some reputable people have mentioned it in passing the last 3-4 months and I just assume that they are right, why would they lie or make that up, it’s not like I talk to people about Taylor Swift or dig for Taylor Swift gossip, her pregnancy only affects me in one way and that is that I can hope she dies in child birth, or disappears with her constant attention seeking for a while while raising the baby…you know…like Beyonce did….or like J.Lo did…just fade out gracefully…

So even if they were right about her being pregnant, she may have vacuumed it out, like a good Christian who likes making money, only to disprove my claims…but I’m pretty much a hack and no one believes what I write anyway…in fact…no one reads what I right.

I think I see GUNT…but if she was pregnant, I can’t imagine a club in NYC being the best place for the fetus…so it may just be dinner…

Either way, she’s the worst.

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2016

29

Apr

Taylor Swift Probably Not Still Pregnant of the Day

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I’ve been saying that Taylor Swift is pregnant…because I was told she is pregnant by more than one person who would know that Taylor Swift would be pregnant…but I guess she’s not pregnant…because she’s posted this bikini pic and as you know 3 month pregnant girls don’t wear bikinis when trying to keep the shit secret…

It is Gigi Hadid’s 21st Birthday and it amazes me that we live in a world where people like Taylor Swift don’t only exist, but excel and make so much money of idiot fans, all for producing garbage content…to the point where they are not only richer than fucking god, or more powerful than god, and not just based on their egos alone, but based on the adorning fans throwing their figurative panties at them…makin’ it rain on them…without their stripping…

Seeing her escorted out by security, you know to keep her safe, would be far more interesting if there was an assassination in progress…I mean if you’re gonna have crazed fans…make them fucking count…

Garbage…but I think she looked better when she wasn’t Taylor Momson hair…what’s this “edgy” new look…cunt..

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2016

14

Apr

Taylor Swift for Vogue of the Day

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I was talking about Taylor Swift the other day, I was telling someone that the site traffic is dying hard because no one cares about what I have to say, everyone is on social media, the blog format is dead, I didn’t adapt because I’m traditional, and I should have probably created more of a media company I could sell for 40 million dollars, instead of one worth 5 dollars. It would probably be the same amount of work.

They told me that I need to break a story, and I told them that I have broken stories over the years and no one cares, even this month I’ve been told Taylor Swift is 2-3 months pregnant and not telling anyone…and when it does get announced no one will credit me for breaking the story…perpetuating my life as a loser…

I realize that not everyone wins like Taylor Swift has with her genius marketed music to the masses, that isn’t even good but that doesn’t need to be good…focus on a fake broken heart because we all know rich vapid cunts don’t have hearts they just have the ability to spin stories to their benefit…

At the same time, Taylor Swift really wants to be a model…so much so that she hangs out with them, she works out with them, she’s got skinny legs and is tall like them, but just can hack it as a model…walking Victoria’s Secret runway like she craves….even though being a model doesn’t require much more talent than being a big enough asshole to make poses and model faces for a camera…or on the runway…which I guess she still gets to do, case in point, these VOGUE pics…but she’s got this billion dollar music career that she will never break free from so that her modeling work gets any stamp of approval…she’ll always be a popstar posing, which is nice to know bitches like this don’t get everything they want while sitting on their pile of money…because they’ve already fucking won at life…

Either way, possibly pregnant unless she miscarried, trying to model because she’s tall and skinny and hangs with models, source of music that makes me want to kill myself…in Vogue…for Mert & Marcus.

The highlight along with her being as slutty as Taylor Swift gets is that her shoes remind me of this skinny bitch doing a drunken, drugged walk of shame at 7 am outside my house today. She was a stumbling gift from god that I didn’t have time to offer to save…with my mouth…yes Taylor Swift in Vogue is about me.

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2016

12

Apr

Taylor Swift Hot Ass of the Day

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My favorite thing about Taylor Swift is that the cock who has rumored to have knocked her up like she Megan Fox for the Third Time with David from 90210 to trap him and save their family or some shit…by the same cock that has fucked Rita Ora and probably a handful of a lot of groupie bitches while living the superstar DJ life….a dick that is probably less traveled than Taylor Swift’s vagina, she’s fucked everyone but markets it like it’s a broken hearted failed relationship…poor Taylor Swift…dirty genitals…

I actually don’t like anything about the probably pregnant Taylor Swift…not even her her flat as fuck and we know how flat fucks are… ass…

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2016

04

Apr

Taylor Swift Pregnancy of the Day

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About a month ago, I mentioned that Taylor Swift is pregnant.

I am not influential enough for anyone to take me seriously when I write FACTS.

I can think of 15 – 20 times where I called out a crazy exclusive that I got from the front lines of Celebrity….

But No one fucking listens to me.

The past month, notoriously SKINNY Taylor Swift thwarted my claims by wearing fitness clothing, going to the gym, etc….because the first 3 months don’t show…

But going into MONTH 4….she’s having a harder time covering it up….

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That said, Taylor Swift is Pregnant….TO SEE THE PROOF CLICK HERE

There was some lame event called “iHEARTRADIO” Awards, they are the biggest Radio station owners and really the people responsible for you knowing all that annoying as fuck pop music you sing along to – because they are exposing you to it without you knowing…

Taylor Swift dressed slutty there…

But there were other sluts there….LIKE SELENA GOMEZ..

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2016

16

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Cheesy Romance Continues of the Day

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I don’t know what marketing campaign Taylor Swift is trying to pull off with her “romantic getaway”…up on some “instagram model romance”….but it’s cheesy as fuck.

I guess the opportunist realizes people who follow her want this. They are all lonely and pathetic losers who can’t find love or who get mistreated by love which is why they support her stupid music and believed her victim thrown away by every man she got busted fucking, when you know the guys she was fucking probably have a very different story about the sex addict….a sex addict who dates party dudes who fuck lots of people alos…and the whole thing smells like herpes….

THESE ARE THE PICS I POSTED LAST NIGHT – BECAUSE I AM PATHETIC AND SIT BY MY COMPUTER TO DOCUMENT THE DAY TAYLOR SWIFT FEELS SEXY ENOUGH TO SHOW THE WORLD HER BODY IN A BIKINI WITH SOME COAXING FROM A PARTY DJ WHO HAS POSSIBLY KNOCKED HER UP BECAUSE WHEN YOU’RE IN TAYLOR SWIFT’S PUSSY – KNOCK IT UP.

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2016

16

Mar

Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris Bikini Vacation Porn of the Day

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I guess Calvin Harris decided to secure his K-Fed of Taylor Swift, by showing her bikini body off to the world…saying “look my 2 x 4 of a girlfriend is worth hundreds of millions of dollars, and has been working on her booty, hopefully via pregnancy, because I need that Child support check for when the world realizes 40 year old DJs are pathetic, lame, and creepy. It’s also a good diversion from all the hookers I fuck on the road, if I post her pic, it’s like I don’t stick my dick in everything with a soul, since I am dating something without a soul and it gets exhausting trying to pretend to care about her money grubbing scam, until 50% of that money is mine, which is the goal”….

At least that’s how I read into this cheesy, but not as cheesy as being a DJ bullshit pics….

All I smell is the Herpes all these fuckers have…

All this to say, what’s with her weird instagram booty pose, this is Taylor Swift, the conservative slut in high waisted shorts…what the fuck is she instagram modeling for..oh right..the DJ…Weird.

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2016

15

Mar

Taylor Swift’s Pregnancy Fitness of the Day

I heard a rumor that Taylor Swift is pregnant…and that Karlie Kloss, despite her hopes and dreams since Taylor Swift is a good sugar baby, the kind you befriend and let play barbie with you, because she’s a more solid client than Victoria’s Secret, and throw a kid in the mix so guaranteed income comes into the mix for the next 18 years…solid..

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But at least they have the shitty poetry of their gym…to hold their cheesy mainstream bullshit rich as fuck lives together…

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The charmed life…

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2016

22

Feb

Taylor Swift’s Cameltoe of the DAy

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Pregnant Taylor Swift has a rocking cameltoe – which isn’t rocking in a good way, but more rocking in a Taylor Swift kid of rocking way…

Taylor swift is wearing tight and inappropriate pants – probably pantyless but you never know when you factor in the power of her pussy, not just because it is rich, but because the thing can eat it’s way through anything like that old knife infomercial – she cuts through concrete….so fabric isn’t a challenge for it at all…

I know I’ve said it before and it has been appropriated by all the copycats who steal obvious played out jokes…that her pussy is hungry because it is eating these pants, probably because it’s not full of dick the way it likes to be…Emptional eating but vaginal…

You know all her love songs aren’t about one guy that broke her but rather dick as a concept, so many dick, that involves as many dicks as possible …

Rumor is she’s 2-3 months pregnant…can anyone confirm or deny?

Here are some of her lyrics that were written about dick:


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2016

16

Feb

Taylor Swift’s “Panty” Flash and the Grammys of the Day

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Taylor Swift is garbage. I don’t care how many bullshit GRAMMY awards she gets. I don’t care about how many HIT pop songs she produces. I don’t care about how many fans or how much money she makes a year. She’s not an icon or example to follow for girls anywhere…she’s some loose in the hips, slut who re-packages her hook-ups and love stories because she’s figured out how to take her average, tall and awkward and make it relateable…

She’s uninteresting, even in her thick high waisted SPANX hiding her pregnancy with CALVIN HARRIS, or possibly any random dude that’s near her, a PREGNANCY we can assume she’ll keep because she’s already had ONE TOO MANY abortions…a PREGNANCY she’ll just tie into some bullshit story-line because it’s marketable to her all American JESUS loving fans…

Even worst, TAYLOR SWIFT has trademarked her names, and her TEAM sends takedown notices to media outlets writing about TAYLOR SWIFT(tm) as it is a brand and no one can talk negatively about a fucking brand…..

Money on a legal team that could go into PAYING FOR GIRLS SHE PRETENDS TO CARE ABOUT TO GET EDUCATED….with 100,000,000 dollars a year, bitch who claims to support women because it sounds good, could open fucking schools for them like Oprah…

FUCK her lies I hate this cunt….she is the fucking worst pile of shit in existence of contrived bullshit….and just because people buy into her nonsonse….doesn’t mean she’s good….and doesn’t mean doesn’t rape our ears and souls….

Insufferable…is the best way to describe her…

TO SEE EVERYTHING GRAMMY – BECAUSE I HATE THE GRAMMYS AND I DON’T WANT TO WRITE MORE ABOUT THE GRAMMYS CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER BULLSHIT CONTRIVED SPEECH DIRECTED AT KANYE BECAUSE HE DID MAKE HER FAMOUS BUT SHE CAN’T GIVE ANYONE CREDIT – WATCH.

TO SEE LADY GAG WHO GOT A DAVID BOWIE TATTOO TO SLAUGHTER AND DESECRATE HIS IMAGE – ALSO DESECRATED HIS MUSIC AND MEMORY IN A WEIRD IMPERSONATION WORTHY OF SOME OFF THE VEGAS STRIP LOVE…

TO SEE OTHER CUNTS WHO WERE THERE LIKE: Bella Hadid, Alessandra Ambrosio, Demi Lovato, Kaley Cuoco, ARIANA GRANDE, SELENA GOMEZ, Fergie OLD METH NECK, Jojo Jo, Ciara, ANNA KENDRICK MOUTH, Hailee Steinfeld,

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2016

27

Jan

Taylor Swift’s Ass in Gym Pants of the Day

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Call me perverted and you probably will, even though I am far less perverted than any of you weirdos, but I think Taylor Swift’s skinny legs and little ass in leggings, is her best look…you know put that hood on to over that annoying, unexciting, even creepy and manipulative face…

You’d probably think I thought this was her best looking because all pigeon toed, spreading her upper thighs, making her uneventful ass pushed up by spandex more appealing to mount from behind…you know just pull that elastic waistband down…with her permission because she’s a sexual deviant…of course…I’m not telling you to go rape or have rape fetishes of her….but it’s not why I like these pics of her, I don’t want to bury my face in her ass, even if I’d be into seeing how her pussy hangs when the pants come off and she assumes this pointed toe stance.. I still think this girl is tainted, likely STD ridden, she’s fucked too many dude and overall a terrifying demon sent from hell to pollute us with her bullshit…as she manipulates pop culture….

But I actually just like these pics of her, because I appreciate skinny girls in this fat era…in activewear after the gym…because HEALTH…right?

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2016

20

Jan

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift Hiding in the Bushes Like a Pervert of the Day

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I can realate to this annoying picture of Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift…

I’ve spent my fair share of time in bushes…it’s actually how I saw my first topless tanning girl, my first blowjob, my first sex…there was a slutty girl in the neighborhood who we would creep on…and it was how I paved my way into a life of being a peeping tom, something that has gone from climbing up fire escapes and hiding in parties at closets, or bushes…or even back seats of cars…into just being a normal internet user because we’re all now collectively the same kind of voyeuristic pervert…basically taking away the one thing I had that people though was creepy despite being exciting away from me…just another example of how the internet ruined my fucking life..

Yes they workout together, hangout together, BFF each other to partner up and confuse the media together, getting attention together, cobranding and collabing together…it’s garbage and lame..but I still notice…..because I am more pathetic than they are…because they are the ones rich and being talked about…and I’m the one reminded of my pervert years, when I was more adventurous and driven to be a pervert…

In my defense it’s just a stupid fucking pic…

If you Don’t Like That…Here’s Selena Gomez in a White Dress Looking Tough

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2016

19

Jan

Selena Gomez Sucks in Her Stomach while Working Out with Taylor Swift of the Day

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Selena Gomez is such a little latch on suck up, hack of a performer, who associates with Taylor Swift, as a lame marketing strategy to get her audience on board with her Selena pop career she’s not talented enough to carry…but is so into doing because I guess it pays more than being in movies, or maybe it’s about ego…

Either way, she’s sucking in her chubby lupus chemo belly in as walking around in a sports bra to get excited for the media event of the year…Selena and Taylor…workout buddies…

Shut the fuck up, this is all so dumb…but she’s in a sports bra sucking in her chemo belly, because as you know people undergoing chemo are fat and need to get to the gym…to tighten up….

What a joke..these people are the fucking worst media whores trying to make 100s of millions a year and should be stopped…because they are evil…

Here are the butt profile pics…

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2016

15

Jan

Taylor Swift is Boring but She Has Legs of the Day

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Taylor Swift is boring, has no sex appeal, but is a huge star and I guess people like her music or buy into her enough to make her exist.

She’s fucked a ton of different dudes and wrote songs about them, making her slut behavior seem more deep rooted and full of love, but I call that shifting the blame onto the men in her life, instead of taking ownership of her boring fucking pussy that guys are like “fine I’ll fuck you”…on to say “fuck you’re as boring in your song, as awkward as your dance, and the only way I came was your long fucking legs and money”…except Calvin Harris, the UK DJ who made 110 million dollars the last two years, partially because he dates Taylor Swift and who has fucked Rita Ora and every groupie slut the last decade who is an 8 or better…making him capable of pulling off some shit…to get off…

Taylor Swift is like a guy who fucks hookers crying that they leave after an hour and writing a love song album on it…only the people believe…and I’ll just stare at her legs…

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