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2015

24

Jan

Taylor Swift Bikini Picture of the Day

The general public, although basic, half retarded and eager to consume even all the low quality content thrown their way, proven by what is “popular”…love to talk about Taylor Swift’s botched belly button, or possible muff gut, or scar from where she had her conjoined twin that gives her all her powers removed, now that she has all this fame and fortune and doesn’t need it anymore…they’ve broke free….because she always wears high waisted bathing suits….even when they are Two pieces…

Well…today…or yesterday she was out with bitches in some band she probably owns and she posted a bikini picture…and not only does she have a belly button, no birth defect or scar, but he’s also got a pretty rockin’ body…

So overrated shit that manipulated or not…she looks good in a bikini…and that’s more that we can say about most girls…

No wonder all these famous dudes line up to run train on her…

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2015

19

Jan

Taylor Swift and Martha Hunt and Gigi Hadid and Other Models are New Lesbians of the Day

Taylor Swift is the biggest star at least in terms of popularity, record sales, and how she’s marketed herself over the last 5 years.

So it is only natural that anyone who is anyone with any level of access to her, is going to friend her, because who wouldn’t want to be partying with the single most important person with the greatest reach on social media and really all media…it’s like the best selfie or tag to get on that shit..instant relevance…

It’s also natural that Victoria’s Secret would do that same play with her as they did with Leonardo by positioning their models with her, creating lesbian slumber fantasies, because she’s over men – according her all her cheesy, quick to market, girl power songs…it’s good for marketing..

So this may be a paid for, sponsored event, or it may be fame whores with the leader who is famous, but either way…lots of legs to potentially clit on clit scissor grind…

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2015

14

Jan

Lorde and Taylor Swift Lesbian Hike of the Day

I think it is safe to assume that Taylor Swift is only hanging out with Lorde for the same reason any girl hangs with a fat chick…to make her look like the hot one…or it could be some strategic play…keeping your enemies closer, so that the vapid media who care about this bullshit, like who is hanging out with who, in their obnoxious, privileged, rich kid “celebrity pop star” lives…or maybe Taylor Swift created Lorded and gets a percentage of the backend…who really fucking knows…I just assume they aren’t real friends, but it makes a cute media story…because there’s nothing more important going on in the fucking world…


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2015

02

Jan

Taylor Swift New Year’s Eve Slip of the Day

There are a few things that I know about Taylor Swift.

That her and her team are master manipulators, who have been able to polarize her slutty behavior with both guys and girls as hopeless romance looking for love. They have managed to hide her cunty spoiled brat rich kid attitude, and she hasn’t slipped up. They also launched her in country music, turned her into pop and now she’s a huge fucking star…AND MOST IMPORTANTLY….that she’s a goofy fucking skinny giraffe looking human…who looks clumsy as fuck…so seeing her fall on New Years is cute…not because a fallen down girl is an easy girl to be a predator with…you sick fuck…but because seeing people fall is funny.

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2014

23

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Legs and a Beard of the Day

Taylor Swift was seen on what could be a date because I guess her marketing team don’t like the lesbian rumors, even though all girls are lesbians it is a trend, pussy eating is acceptable, even popstars do it…

I just think she’s so fucking calculated, that’s why she’s masterminded the world into feeling sorry for her, relating to her, and she’s been able to be pop, country, and whatever in between…selling albums to people of all ages…when it all lacks authenticity…but America doesn’t care about Authenticity…

I also think she’s so fucking rich, famous, powerful in her own celebrity, that she can control everyone around her, from men to models she makes her personal barbie dolls, to people on TV she wants to have spend time with her….

There is evil that comes with Taylor swift…I don’t know what it is…because I don’t care enough to really dig into it…but I do know one thing that’s for sure…she’s got awesome legs…and as annoying or calculated and contrived she is…they can’t take those away from her, unless of course she’s in a horrible accident or something…

Either way – here’s to boyfriend rumors…

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2014

17

Dec

Taylor Swift Birthday with Selena Gomez of the Day

Here’s a hilarious Christmas spirit picture from what I assume is Taylor Swift’s birthday – because everyday is her fucking birthday – she’s got the best fucking scam ever going….and the highlight isn’t really her midriff hidden belly button, but rather her FRENEMY Selena Gomez looking on…in what you know is jealousy, hate, strategic movement, but I guess all girls hate their best friends, even when it’s not for publicity or business relationships, seriously, girls always talk shit about their girls…so there’s nothing to see here, but still jokes to me…but not as big of a joke as me writing about this..

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2014

15

Dec

Taylor Swift’s 2013 Bikini Pic of the Day

Apparently, this is a bikini picture of Taylor Swift from 2013 that is going viral because Taylor Swift is a huge fucking deal, probably the biggest deal in the entertainment industry right now, but also because she normally wears weird high waisted bathing suits, that I just assumed she wore because she liked the way it rode up her vagina…seeing as she’s one of these sex addicts who goes through men and women alike…but I guess she was rumored to have a weird Belly Button, or scars from where they removed her conjoined twin that powers her inhuman-like talent, energy and marketing scam that has created her….but based on this #TBT….things seem to be perfectly fine…

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2014

05

Dec

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Making Out of the DAy

I’ve been calling Taylor Swift a lesbian for the Victoria’s Secret model Karlie Kloss for a long time, way before they decided to move in together, even though they both make enough money to not have roommates. I figure Taylor Swift has a dark and dirty side…filled with lots of fucking sex, that she pretends is relationships, because it is good for business, and business is something good she’s got going on…she is the most important person ever..

Now I can’t tell if this is actually a kiss…but it’s enough proof for me…because I choose to believe this storyline to cross into a new market…

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2014

03

Dec

Taylor Swift in a See Through Dress for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Taylor Swift is really coming together nicely. From skinny legs to see through dresses with what look like nipple tassels up on some Vegas show girl, because essentially that’s what she is, even though they marketed her as a girl who just had too much love to give, instead of the girl who had too much love deep inside her…and who the fuck cares…the real issue is why the fuck am I talking about Taylor Swift…oh right…nipples…


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2014

03

Dec

Taylor Swift Polaroids of the Day

Everyone is excited about the biggest thing in Show Business, who crosses all borders and boundaries, who touches all people, and demographics, especially men and Victoria’s Secret models and here are some polaroids of her to remind you of the early days of sexting…before phones, when you had to leave dick pics in your neighbor’s mailbox anonymously to show them that you like her…and I guess they are kind of hot enough to remind us all the Taylor Swift, is a total slut..at least to me…and I am a fan .even if she’s marketed as a victim…because I love victims and clearly her team are geniuses..because I should have no interest in anything Taylor Swift – pretty much ever…

I think Ariana Grande is in the pics…because Frenemies…

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2014

02

Dec

Taylor Swift’s Aspiring Model Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift may be the fucking worst, at least based on knowing the lyrics to her song without actively listening to her songs alone…but she’s also this girl who is so well marketed, that she can do no wrong, even when she has 12 boyfriends a month, we can assume she has sex with, before going lesbians and collecting Victoria’s Secret models by letting them move in with her, who comply because gold digging doesn’t just work on rich old men…just ask Ellen…

That said, in the past year of being “friends” with a Victoria’s Secret model, I guess she’s realized she’s achieved so much based on her bank account alone, that another hit album is fine, but easy, she just pulled it off again a week ago, but the one thing she hasn’t even been is an official model…she’s tall enough, has the legs…in fact has amazing legs that redeem all the weird awkwardness about her…but like every girl…what she really wants is to just be a Victoria’s Secret model, which is probably why she’ll be in Lingerie tonight for their infomerical filming while she sings her love songs to the girls she either fucks, or wants to fuck…but that we’ll never know about…because they have to work a PR spin on it…either way…legs…good…

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2014

27

Nov

Taylor Swift for ASOS Magazine of the Day

I am not thankful for Taylor Swift’s existence, or her music, that crosses all genres and walks of life, that is totally accessible making her more rich than god…

I am not thankful that I have to listen to it, and that I know the words even though I’ve never actively or intentionally listened to it.

I am not thankful that she did it by playing the slutty girl just looking for love, who could never find love, because men were using her….

I would be more thankful if she embraced her inner slut and ran with it, like all the young feminsts are doing…instead of giving dudes a bad name….and spinning stories like a liar to make a fortune…because you and your team are marketing geniuses…

Here she is not slutty, because she’s not slutty publicly, even though we all know there are dudes out there with stories we want to hear….not because she’s hot, but because seeing her getting rammed up the ass, like she does or did before lesbianism, would be fullfilling….like a thanksgiving turkey…

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2014

14

Nov

Taylor Swift and her Leather Skirt of the Day

I feel like I am being brain washed by the Taylor Swift campaigns her team has been putting on for the last bunch of years, because for some reason I am actually look at her like she’s a sexual object, the way I am supposed to look at her, despite Diplo saying she has no ass, because she’s still got legs and a vagina and that’s good enough for me…

I don’t know if I like that she’s mind fucked the world…or if I just like her legs…or maybe I just like that she lets dudes plow through her…

I just know I like it and that’s all I need to know..

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2014

11

Nov

Taylor Swift on the Cover of Wonderland of the Day

Taylor Swift is whoring proper. A perfectly sculpted strategy in terms of media, release dates, publicity stunts…all those boyfriends or fake boyfriends helped her become an absolute star with how her dad spun it for the press…and now she’s the biggest fucking thing in entertainment…and this is her on a magazine cover….weird…

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2014

10

Nov

Taylor Swift’s New Music Video Sponsored by American Express of the Day

I think there is a lingerie shot of Taylor Swift in this video, but I can’t be too sure because I don’t give a fuck about Taylor Swift, I just saw the corporate funding, and that American Express paid for her music video, like serious product placement, even though she made 100,000,000 dollars the last month. She just whores herself out with multiple men, as well as brands and companies, and is making serious fucking bank – and the whole world just accepts it….buys into it…listens to her whore music…

I guess make money when you can, but there comes a point where it is just fucking ridiculous…she is at that point. Whoever is behind her empire is a genius when it comes to monetizing, marketing, and rallying the world on her side….

She’s the fucking worst…now watch her throw a tantrum…

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