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2014

24

Jul

Taylor Swift Lesbian Picture of the Day

There are rumors going around that Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss, the awkward couple, are an actual couple of tall lanky weird girls with a lot of fucking money…

They are always together, which is something that is rare because you’d think they were both really busy in their respective careers, yet they manage to be in the same city a lot of the time…

Not to mention, Karlie Kloss looks like a total Lesbian…and Taylor Swift is just slutty, has slept with tons of dudes, that has gone no where and it’s marketable, and trendy to eat pussy…they can tell the world, like Cara Delevignge that “They just like love”…and “love has no gender”…or some other bullshit…because Lebsian sex is really just two BFFs masturbating together…and hardly an issue…I mean even the straightest girl can fuck with that hustle…if they just shut their eyes…

Either way. This is their first PDA…and it’s as imagine time spent with them would be…boring as fuck…but I’d still watch.

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2014

19

Jun

Taylor Swift Shows Her Belly of the Day

Taylor Swift has such a solid scam going for her…she has figured out that her image is all based on how you spin it…

To some girls, sleeping around, dabbling in lesbianism, having at least 4 public boyfriends a year, some of whom are 10 years older than you…would be anti-christian, sinning, slutty, disgusting…whatever…

But to Taylor Swift spun it for everyone to feel sorry for her, making her the hero, and is now a girl worth over 100,000,000 dollars…who like other people who are worth that much are are likely horrible self involved, indulgent people, but instead of being hated for all the sex she’s had…she’s loved!

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2014

18

Jun

Taylor Swift Demonstrates Why All Her Relationships Fail of the Day

She’s not using enough hand…oh right I forgot, she’s a lesbian and this is how she gets started before sticking the whole fist in, either way, Taylor Swift tasting herself to see if she can still taste the long list of her ex lovers, is kinda hot for me, even if it’s for the food network…

Here she is speaking Filipino, something I guess she learned from her cleaning lady…which I assume is porn or a fetish somewhere…

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2014

06

May

Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss are Total Lesbians of the Day

You know what they say, girls who get ready for events together are totally shoving things in each other’s asses while licking their vaginas…as lesbians do…

Taylor Swift has run through so many dudes that it’s time for her sexual deviance to hit fashion / lingerie models I guess…

Or maybe, they are just two girls leveraging each others success, who are truly just friends with each other, and who aren’t filming at home fist videos as lesbians do…and really if they were lesbians, it’d be a good storyline for her constant broke heart to sing about.

Ultimately, it’s Taylor Swift, who cares.

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2014

22

Apr

Taylor Swift Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Taylor Swift posted some artistic ass shot of her running away from the camera from very far away in a bikini to either give you something to masturbate to while using your imagination, or to cock tease you, pretending she’s not a graphic as fuck fuck in the bedroom, who goes through men and women alike, but who represses all that in public, because it’s bad for the Christian market and kids she sells to, which is something I respect…it’s the old slut mentality, when being a slut was a classier, unspoken thing, before girls like Miley were spreading their assholes on stage for attention, cheapening the whole act of getting fucked cuz fucking is fun…Here is her ass from far enough that you don’t have to see all that is wrong with her…and that works for me…and you know that’s definitely not why she did it, because Taylor Swift, like all these other sluts, even the ones I have sex with, don’t notice me…thaks to the roofies.

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2014

14

Apr

Alleged Taylor Swift Ass Workout Pics of the Day

I don’t really know if these are pics of Taylor Swift working out, I mean how could I really tell if they were her. I don’t know what her ass looks like, and even if I was intimately involved with her ass, like if I ate it everyday like the countless lovers she’d had and exposed and exploited over the years, because it makes her look like the victim, instead of like the slutty black widow who likes to cum…to whoever she can…it’s good for marketing…I wouldn’t know if this was her ass…but what I Do know is that watching girls workout is pornographic, and if they are willing to do it next to a window while pervert photographers take pictures of their short shorts in various states of squat, we don’t need the pics to be of Taylor Swift to be worth looking at, we just need them to have happened…and they did.

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2014

07

Jan

Taylor Swift Legs of the Day

Taylor Swift brought out her legs while wearing a Victoria’s Secret shirt because I guess it is safe to say…she got paid for it…or maybe she’s sponsored from all the sex she has – she goes through all kinds of panties…

Now I don’t know why I feel compelled to post these pics of Taylor Swift, but I think it has something to do with how much sex she has had, with the number of people she’s had sex with, all while being able to make 100,000,000 dollars a year…like some kind of money making sex kitten genius…that I wouldn’t mind climbing up her thighs, and crawling into her big scary used up, even at 22, vagina…and dying inside her very rich womb….

That’s all I have to say about that, this has been a moment of weakness…

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2013

14

Nov

Taylor Swift Covers Eminem of the Day

Taylor Swift was on the radio yesterday or the day before…at least that’s what the internet is telling me…and she performed a weird acoustic version of some Eminem song that was horrible and that would have been better spent “boy-friending” dudes so that she can feel wholesome about fucking them…because no one likes a slut, especially when her market relies on her being a good role-model, when no human is a good role-model, since we are all fucking evil at our core…but if you wanna fuck all the dick coming your way…in a way that the public embraces…say they are your boyfriend…they won’t care that you take 30 dudes a year inside your vagina…they will just think you’re being a girl, looking for real love and always getting screwed, because that’s what you will program them to think with your sad songs…it’s a genius formula…for the marketable slut….

Here are pics of her at the VS fashion show performing…where Miranda Kerr didn’t fuck her after the show like she was Bieber…cuz Miranda Kerr’s ass is fired.

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2013

03

Sep

Taylor Swift Wears a Normal Bikini of the Day

This is major news, at least to the average middle american who is out of work, uneducated and doesn’t really bother with actual news, because the whole celebrity thing is far more exciting, you know to distract from their shitty fucking life, giving them something focus on, like Taylor Swift’s relationship history as they buy her merchandise making her money, and not realizing how shitty their lives are, because if they did realize, they’d likely kill themselves by hanging from the trailer park communal shower, because the ceilings in the trailer aren’t high enough to dangle from….

Taylor Swift is not wearing weirdo high waisted bikini bottoms like some kind of creep who raided her grandmother’s bathing suit drawer like she has the last dozen or more times she’s been in a bikini…

I don’t know about you, but this is just major…at least in a world with little going on…

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