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2014

27

Nov

Taylor Swift for ASOS Magazine of the Day

I am not thankful for Taylor Swift’s existence, or her music, that crosses all genres and walks of life, that is totally accessible making her more rich than god…

I am not thankful that I have to listen to it, and that I know the words even though I’ve never actively or intentionally listened to it.

I am not thankful that she did it by playing the slutty girl just looking for love, who could never find love, because men were using her….

I would be more thankful if she embraced her inner slut and ran with it, like all the young feminsts are doing…instead of giving dudes a bad name….and spinning stories like a liar to make a fortune…because you and your team are marketing geniuses…

Here she is not slutty, because she’s not slutty publicly, even though we all know there are dudes out there with stories we want to hear….not because she’s hot, but because seeing her getting rammed up the ass, like she does or did before lesbianism, would be fullfilling….like a thanksgiving turkey…

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2014

14

Nov

Taylor Swift and her Leather Skirt of the Day

I feel like I am being brain washed by the Taylor Swift campaigns her team has been putting on for the last bunch of years, because for some reason I am actually look at her like she’s a sexual object, the way I am supposed to look at her, despite Diplo saying she has no ass, because she’s still got legs and a vagina and that’s good enough for me…

I don’t know if I like that she’s mind fucked the world…or if I just like her legs…or maybe I just like that she lets dudes plow through her…

I just know I like it and that’s all I need to know..

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2014

11

Nov

Taylor Swift on the Cover of Wonderland of the Day

Taylor Swift is whoring proper. A perfectly sculpted strategy in terms of media, release dates, publicity stunts…all those boyfriends or fake boyfriends helped her become an absolute star with how her dad spun it for the press…and now she’s the biggest fucking thing in entertainment…and this is her on a magazine cover….weird…

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2014

10

Nov

Taylor Swift’s New Music Video Sponsored by American Express of the Day

I think there is a lingerie shot of Taylor Swift in this video, but I can’t be too sure because I don’t give a fuck about Taylor Swift, I just saw the corporate funding, and that American Express paid for her music video, like serious product placement, even though she made 100,000,000 dollars the last month. She just whores herself out with multiple men, as well as brands and companies, and is making serious fucking bank – and the whole world just accepts it….buys into it…listens to her whore music…

I guess make money when you can, but there comes a point where it is just fucking ridiculous…she is at that point. Whoever is behind her empire is a genius when it comes to monetizing, marketing, and rallying the world on her side….

She’s the fucking worst…now watch her throw a tantrum…

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2014

06

Nov

Taylor Swift Car Selfie of the Day

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Taylor Swift and her team, that I assume involve her money grubbing parents – are pretty excited that she sold 1.5 million records, which I guess is totally unheard of in the music business now, because no one buys records…..but the fact is that her machine and the people she has campaigning for her have mastered the media. They figured out how to launch to the country market, how to penetrate the pop market, and it turns out it was all by her being penetrated by random relationships the world can all relate to….She’s this crossover star that touches all markets…while all kinds of men touch her…and now she’s teaching the kids how to car selfie…and hopefully crash because you’re a fucking Taylor Swift fan and must die…even though I know you know all the words to Shake It Off thanks to brainwashing…

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2014

30

Oct

Top 10 Taylor Swift Nazi Salute of the Day

I am not saying that aryan, blue eyed, blonde hair…Taylor Swift, who you could assume would be Hitler’s wet dream, is in fact a nazi. I am not a conspiracy theorist like that, but I will say it looks like she’s doing a Nazi Salute at her Good Morning America performance, that is all part of her brain washing propaganda that Hilter could probably relate to, as she sells her new album, that will probably break records….because she is our leader…and I am all about her long, thin, legs that probably wish they were a model instead of a popstar because everyone wishes they were models…

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2014

29

Oct

Top 10 Taylor Swift Does Letterman of the Day

Taylor Swift is the biggest thing in Entertainment. She started in country, country people are loyal, and that built a solid fanbase that she has been able to expand on by moving her way into pop, by singing about failed relationships and teen girl issues that teen girls can relate to, and she’s done it in the most calculated, inoffensive way, that you just can’t hate, but rather appreciate her strategic hustle…that I assume her parents helped guide and make happen – but unlike most stage parents they actually made it happen…and even when she rolled through dozens of men, something most people would think was slutty, she owned it and played victim and the world believed…and that’s just fucking magical…

She’s tall, she’s thin, she has a great body, she wants to be a model, but instead she just owns them in her collection of things she has amassed being the billion dollar empire she is – and last night – as part of her campaign to release her album across all kinds of people – and markets – she did Letterman – and here are the top pics from that glorious journey she’s on….

COSTUME CHANGE:

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2014

24

Oct

Taylor Swift Cameltoe of the Day

Taylor Swift had a Cameltoe on Jimmy Kimmel – because I guess when this girl isn’t having sex, her terrorist of a Vagina feels the need to attack anything close by. If not people she can pretend are her boyfriends while they fuck – even if just for a week – or Models she’s seduced into her multi million dollar homes – the logical thing for her to swallow is her tight pants during her performance…

That said, here is her interview with Kimmel – if you care…

Here is her performance…

And remember if you know her lyrics…she’s brainwashed us all…and we are doomed as a society…

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2014

22

Oct

Taylor Swift’s Butt Shot of the Day

I don’t know if the world needs any more Taylor Swift butt shots…but I guess the world in general doesn’t really need any more butt shots of anyone – even in this butt obsessed society…because butt shots are just a disctration of everything that is important in the world…

But I love butt shots, I like the fact that this butt has had so many penis in it, that it goes to the media to discuss how it is sexist to think any less of her for being a slut, because feminists hate slut shaming and it’s good to get those miserable fat chicks on your side…especially when said slut being shamed has found lesbianism…

I don’t know..Taylor Swift is a bit of a sham, a lie, a marketing campaign that worked and that spoke to people making her hundreds of millions of dollars…but more importantly, she has long legs, and is skinny…and butt or not…I don’t hate it. I just hate most of her music…especially the catchy ones I catch myself singing when I shouldn’t know they even exist…I feel so ashamed….

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