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2015

02

Jun

Taylor Swift- Up Against a Pole of the Day

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There are girls who have an insatiable sex drive. You know, the kind of girl who is always horny, always wet, always feeling a tingle between her legs that she just can’t release no matter how many times she masturbates. You know the kind of girl who crosses her legs and squeeze throughout the day, when not rockin’ her BENWAI balls…or even taking bathroom breaks to rub one out quick…

These are the girls who are all over tinder, or cam sites, just fucking ready to fuck anyone, just get her a dick or a mouth to ride…and in an oversexed world…they are very attainable and easy to find…sexually liberated….

Taylor Swift, and her sexually history, serial dating, broken hearts for the media, but that has a deeper rooted story…seems like she may be one of those girls…as she grinds up on a pole in concert…you know rub up against anything you can…and try to be discrete about it…

We’re onto you…pervert.

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2015

01

Jun

Taylor Swift With Gigi Hadid and Martha Hunt of the Day

Taylor Swift attaches herself to models. I don’t really know why, I am assuming it is because she wants to be a model, or is technically a model, or she wants you to see that she’s taller and skinnier than models, or maybe the models adopt her because they want the press of being Taylor Swift’s best friends….and ultimately who gives a fuck…

I’m more interested in the Taylor Swift Cameltoe, because I fucking love cameltoe, especially when I know it is caused by a slutty vagina being slutty and having a mind of it’s own…

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The idea of these girls having pillow fights, just isn’t graphic enough for me to want to jerk off to, I just find it weird….

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2015

25

May

Taylor Swift Singing on her Back of the Day

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Here’s Taylor Swift rocking the mic like a porn chick rocks the dick because she plays the wholesome looking for love kind of girl, it’s good for marketing, when really she’s just looking for dick to fill that emptiness because she’s got everything else she could ever want in life…from money to fame to success..to an audience…and the one thing she can never get too much of is the D.

All this to say, I like her at this angle..

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2015

18

May

Taylor Swift’s New Video of the Day

The entertainment industry is just one fucking cheesy lie….filled with people used to sell product to idiots consumers who think they are amazing…for no reason other than being marketed aggressive to their weak fucking minds…

So these puppets all stick together because it is important for their own careers…and Taylor Swift, who for the record I do find hot and slutty…because well…she’s tall and skinny and a slut…who knows how to brain wash the masses, which is hot in and of itself…and has become the biggest fucking thing in the industry,..leading to a bunch of latch ons to participate in her bullshit…to help make it the biggest thing…that I guess Billboard paid for the exclusive of, because they had a really low grade award show that premiered this shit…

Anyway…this is what is happening in pop culture right now…every “it” person and pig Lena Dunham…in leather..set to a shitty fucking song…..not fun…but pretty fucking gangster of Kendrick Lamar…like selling drugs in the streets…only way fucking gayer…

Fuck this noise…

Here she is Kissing Calvin Harris…Who Used to Fuck Rita Ora…because Hollywood is Herpes Filled Incest..

CALVIN

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2015

12

May

Taylor Swift Rubs Jaime King of the Day

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I remember when Jaime King was some NYC Hipster model who got naked for fashion…before really jumping into the acting thing…where she went onto great things like My Bloody Valentine 3D….before ladning some TV show…that was apparently huge…you know back when she was a Heroin addict and her boyfriend died of a heroin overdose…because heroin is and always will be the cool man’s drug….sad story, but I guess not as sad as dating Kid Rock…

Either way, she didn’t let her downfalls win, she ended up taking that model money and turning it into acting money…and now…she’s getting rubbed down by Taylor Swift because she’s pregnant and Taylor will use any excuse to rub a woman…..like being the kid’s godmother…

Either way, this could be erotic to you…so I’ll post it…

Here’s some classic Jaime King….

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2015

11

May

Taylor Swift Eats Models of the Day

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So all these idiot social media, popstar, relevant in the tabloid girls are connected…they are all BFFs and do all the fun shit together…like go on hikes, go to exclusive parties, participate in each other’s bullshit, all while helping market each other and stay relevant even though they are all fucking garbage….

So Gigi Hadid was reported to have broken up with her gay Australian boyfriend…and now Taylor Swift’s ass is there to swoop in and adopt her and offer relationship advice…and a room in her NYC home…so that she can get away…and so that Taylor can add another real life barbie to her collection and the whole thing is fucking weird…

But I do like looking at her ass…

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2015

08

May

Taylor Swift for ELLE Magazine of the Day

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Taylor Swift did Elle Magazine, because she’s a huge star who wants to be a model, because she’s tall enough and even hot enough to be a model, because you don’t really need to be that hot to be a model, as long as you’re tall…

Unfortunatly, the pictures are safe, basic, not edgy or interesting, because I guess her whole play is the non-Miley, you know girl who fucks a lot but pretends the dudes are their boyfriends…

Now I’ve met girls like this…many times in my life and they are the fucking worst…they’ll let you finger them, they’ll just never touch your dick, and when you pull it out, after the laughter…comes tears…becasue they’ll say “i only fuck boyfriends”….or “ex boyfriends”…because “I don’t want my number to go up”….bitch I just fisted your ass…your number..at that stage doesn’t matter..

Anyway, I can assume Taylor Swift chatted about her boy problems to Elle because it’s all part of her marketing…

Here are the shitty pics…the hightlight is the one piece that you know is touching her asshole, pussy and nipples all at the same time…

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2015

30

Apr

Taylor Swift Bike Seat of the Day

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It turns out that I wish my face was Taylor Swift’s bike seat…which I guess Karlie Kloss and Calvin Harris’ faces are……because you know this orgasm hungry boss lady who makes a lot of fucking money and controls her empire…is all about riding facess like they were bike seats…and apparently is also into riding bike seats like they are bike seats…all reminding me of that summer I had a bike seat fetish..on those hot days…sniffing communal bike seats all the girls who weren’t wearing panties under their skirts…rubbing up against it…because no one ever things of the weirdo who takes that communal bike into the basement of his house to jerk off when they are riding it…and I guess that’s what excited me…but not nearly as much as Taylor Swift…

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2015

22

Apr

Taylor Swift Cleavage of the Day

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Apparently Taylor Swift posted this picture on 420…of her tits being squeezed for a fan selfie…I just checked her instagram to see if it was still up…and it isn’t…making me unsure of where it is from, what it is for…or if this is just a doctored picture of Taylor Swift..who is pretty much the most powerful earner in the music industry right now…

Or maybe she actually has really round and amazing tits…I mean…it would explain why so many dudes burn through her…by pretending to date her…only to fuck her and leave her when they are done with her…unless she’s the non-committal one, and that fake relationships is all designed to take away from her being a slut, while feeding into her broken hearted storyline that makes her hit songs..

Either way…nothing is authetic…and based on the shape of her cleavage…that goes for her tits too..

Here’s her cute cat video….

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2015

17

Mar

Taylor Swift Walks Head First of the Day

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Taylor Swift swift just insured her legs for 40 million dollars, because she does have great legs…then her cat attacked her legs, because even her cat thinks she’s full of shit….Here is her cat scratch…

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Then she put a bandaid on, with a little PUN because she’s the smartest girl in the fucking world, that’s why she makes 100,000,000 dollars a year and over 1,000,000 people liked a picture of her fucking bandaid…because she’s Taylor fucking swif.t..Here is the bandage for you perverts into injured and bandaged girls….

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I am just fascinated by the way she walks…head forward, all gangly like some kind of cartoon character…and I could stare at this GIF all day, if I didn’t have better things to do…like fixate at my broken dreams that I am reminded of after making a GIF of Taylor Swift walking…until I ma too drunk to remember my fucking name…

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