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2015

28

Sep

Taylor Swift and Mick Jagger Ruin the Music Industry of the Day

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Taylor Swift is collecting more and more people everyday. It’s like her concerts are just a who’s who of who Taylor Swift knows. It’s like she’s so fucking rich and ridiculous, like the weirdo spoiled girl, who listens to her “Apple Radio”…because she fucking loves “Apple Radio”….and calls her management and says “I was just listing to Rolling Stones, let’s get Mick on stage with me, make it happen”…you know like a weirdo kid with no childhood, playing make-belief, only real life, because she’s rich..

I find everything about her awkward, especially when she dances sexy, even though she fucks more than a street hooker, in a similar approach that she has to concerts…in a “I want that guy’s cock hitting me against the back of my throat, management, make it happen”…but more private…

I do like how how skinny and long and lovely her legs and body are….and since I only focus on what is important, which is her appearance, her sex appeal, and not her content and marketing programs…the legs, even dancing awkward, in various squats work for me….but don’t actually work for me…I would have to be more of a K-Fed for that.

Universal Music Group is deleting this video…so let’s call it “Banned from Youtube”…we’re not allowed to post videos from concerts we go to and pay money to see…we can give these assholes our money….fuckers.

I’m a fan of the Rolling Stones…I like what they did for Black Chicago blues from the UK…I understand their fame and fortune…but at 75 and rich as fuck, we can only assume this is Mick Jagger doing a favor for one of his hundreds of grandkids around the world…because otherwise it’d be so desperate…for someone…who doesn’t need to be desperate…Either way, it’s weird.

TO SEE THE PICS OF TAYLOR SWIFT AND MICK JAGGER CLICK HERE

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2015

24

Sep

Taylor Swift Doing the Splits with Black Men of the Day

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Taylor Swift decided to casually show the world some of her moves she uses while getting her heart broken as she banks out as many dudes as she can to fill the void in her soul that she originally thought fame and money would fill…only to realize it is requires something much more primal than that…a good fuck…so this girl has gone through some of the dirtiest cocks in Hollywood….making her as polluted as a porn star…but unlike a pornstar, she didn’t spin it as being feminist, but rather…as being broke hearted and taken advantage of a man who just wanted to get her doing the splits on her dick…when you know she’s the kind of girl who wants to be gagged by her panties while begging for the mother fucker to split her in half…and that this broken heart is just her quest to find the perfect fitting massive cock…cuz this pussy can take some objects….large objects…to satiate her insatiable appetite…that she will spin into a sob story for people to believe so that they relate and buy…

CONSUMERISM!!!!

All this to say, fuck this ho not just because she’s rich, but because her long lean body can do the splits…

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2015

22

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Body is Banging When Dancing with a Retard of the Day

I think I follow this 7 year old handicapped kid on facebook, I have no idea, I assume the devil’s work, as these redheads are the spawns of satan…sent from hell to terrorize the world through song and dance…while being a platform for Taylor Swift to seem wholesome, down to earth, less of a cunt probably for PR…all while having a rocking fucking body…I mean shit, those legs, those tits, that shirt, that midsection, I want to rub my flacid impotent microcock all over it…until I realize there’s a freakish kid dancing with her and just assume this is some kind of horror movie….

But then seeing her raped by a dog in a bikini makes it all ok…you see cuz even when you hate a bitch and her garbage, fake, sensationalized, lie music…you can still ignore all that and stare at her slutty tits.

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2015

14

Sep

Taylor Swift’s Fire Alarm Scare of the Day

Apparently there’s a fire alarm going off in the background at this Taylor Swift concert, where Taylor Swift decided to show the world and her fans just how terrified she is…

The highlight of the video, probably know her red lips that look silly, but instead her mom or friend yelling at her to get dressed to which she says she’s in a robe and covered….meaning that despite being a safe, boring, over exposed while not being exposed at all bitch, she’s actually got genitals….

But I guess we kind of already knew that, thanks to the whole fucking every dude to get material for her shitty, commercial, very successful, pretty much top of the charts, besides Beiber because we have no taste as a people, but she just pretends it’s love, and not filling herself up to cum to get through life….

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2015

01

Sep

Disturbing Taylor Swift and Selena Gomez Pic of the Day

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I think this is some illuminati, eating your soul for your powers shit….you know like Taylor Swift in her awkward from having no childhood and being a total fucking weirdo in that childhood, a weirdo that built an empire on her weirdo thanks to having parents who believed in their alien child….rockin’ some socially awkward humor because she is fucking awkward….probably not so much in bed, since she’s fucked a lot of dudes in the writing of each of her albums…but still awkward through life…but not too awkward for these other lost starlets to turn to for her guidance, her ever shining light, even when they are competitors and if this was wrestling, would be trying to do everything to ruin each other…

I mean this is pop music, not singer songwriter hippie shit…why are they all friends…I get it, to stick together so the intstagram models don’t overthrow their monopoly / kingdom…leverage each other to stay on top because the internet is catching on…but it’s all so weird…

Too much cross-pollenating…I don’t like it…

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2015

31

Aug

Taylor Swift Sex Scene in New Video of the Day

I don’t know when Taylor Swift decided she was Lana Del Rey…but I guess being a hack, pandering to the most basic emotions in teen girls, with simplistic garbage songs that have made her the most powerful act in Hollywood, the kind of non threatening, basic, act that all of Hollywood, who aren’t as confident in themselves as she is, are flocking to, because they want a bit of that glory, you know like having dinner with God…only in this case god is a highly marketed, singer/songwriter, who just made accessible content and won…

Now, like Miley dropping an album about her dead fish as soon as the VMAs ended, Taylor Swift dropped this video, where the proceeds go to animal conservation thanks to her being rich as fuck and not needing money…also a great marketing angle to get people to watch and to get producers to cast her in serious hollywood movies, which we know they are already in talks about, and the highlight was the PG-13 sex scene…a little make out session like Taylor has every night of the week with different dudes because that’s her thing…

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2015

24

Aug

Taylor Swift Takes on LA and Old People Showed Up of the Day

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Taylor Swift is a cult leader, who has managed to brain wash girls everywhere into thinking she’s some empowered woman taking control of her own heart after constantly being mistreated by dudes she probably never dated but just fucked in her quest to find the perfect dick, since everything in her life is perfect, that’s how she has it set up…

In being a cult leader, other girls want to associate with her and her broken heart ministry, by standing by her side and entertaining her, because she’s evil leader….

I guess the LA show brought out girls who want to join the Taylor Swift circle, despite being too old for Taylor Swift..

Including but not limited to:

Salma Hayek and Mary J Blige / Oprah were There

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Maria Menounos…and Nina Dobrev

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Hilary Duff in Not Very Period Friendly Pants

TO SEE THE CONCERT PICS CLICK HERE

TO SEE THE OLD PEOPLE SHOWING UP TO THE CONCERT CLICK HERE

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2015

11

Aug

Taylor Swift Plays the Word Association Game of the Day

If you’re interested in self involved, overly famous, most powerful performer in the world, because the more information people have, the dumber they seem to get, and people still get to this massive level of fame, when really we should be spreading our time, money, and everything else on other more talented and obscure acts…I mean isn’t this the hipster generation, the mainstream hipster generation, who just look at act counter culture, but who eat up everything pop culture, and not even to be ironic…

YOu’re all fucking idiots….

So here’s some Taylor Swift in Vanity Fair discussing VERY interesting things like turning 30 in 2020…

All this to say, shut the fuck Taylor Swift, and all her puppet friends and lovers on the Taylor Swift train…the worst…but at least she’s skinny and has long legs and pretends she’s a model…it’s not bad.

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2015

10

Aug

Taylor Swift Model Walks with Fettywap of the Day

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There was a time, when rap and punk rock were a little anti-establishment. They rappers were pretty pumped on making money being anti-establishment, while really being part of the establishment, possibly funded by the establishment, and hired like a casting call by the establishment, to make stupid fucking money within the establishment…

But there was never any real crossover of genres…You would never see some hood rapper with a pop tart, under any and all circumstances, shit was kept separate…

But thanks to the internet, the idea of only being into one kind of music doesn’t exist, either does the idea of pop music, because everything is pop, or wants to be pop, and every one collaborates with everyone, becauase it makes for a good selfie, instead of there being underground, interesting things going on, everything is a fucking Taylor Swift music video…making her the leader of a generation, a terrifying thought…

And here she is with some dude who sings about “Trap Queens”…doing a model walk…shit makes no sense to me…but the youth have no idea, and everyone has become one massive, horrible high school class, who hang out together, and gossip about the popular girls together, where this girl is the popular one…

Everything is mainstream commercialized shit…and it’s the worst…

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TO SEE PICS OF HER IN CONCERT CLICK HERE

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2015

04

Aug

Taylor Swift for Vanity Fair of the Day

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Taylor Swift is an aspiring model, you know tall enough, cute enough, awkward enough, skinny enough, which is pretty fucking weird, because she’s Taylor Swift, probably one of the biggest acts in the world, so rich and famous, with this massive engaged audience, who really has no need to be an aspiring model, but I guess since she hangs out with all these models, and is semi-obsessed with modeling, while modeling is a good marketing hook for herself to continue make money, while doing what all her besties do, in what I assume is the Taylor Swift modeling agency, like she was Michael Jackson and they were little boys, designed to relive that lost childhood..

I guess what I am trying to say is, here’s Taylor Swift’s Vanity Fair shoot….

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