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2013

Apr

Dority Mous by Terry Richardson of the Day

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Every once in a while, Terry Richardson brings back his old softcore erotica, like earlier today with model Dortih Mous, who I don’t know, but who looks 15, skinny, and amazing.

She’s hip, she toned, she’s wearing flannel and she’s pulling her panties off, I mean, as simple as this shoot may be, it’s pretty fucking perfect to me. Hipsters, tits, a dream of fame and exposure and a willingness to do porno type things for it, I mean this is the foundation of all things awesome.

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2013

Feb

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom Breastfeeding of the Day

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I know the Oscars were a week ago….I haven’t erased the memory of how boring they were…or that I bothered watching them even though I was shunned this year for my great work in sitting on the couch ripping into celebrities cuz they make more money than me in their bullshit fabricated poptart world….that is annoying, unimportant….and overpaid….

But I just saw these pics Terry Richardson posted of his Oscar party hopping, cuz he’s not a dirt bag just cuz he looks like one…in fact he’s a multi millionaire who has become an icon in fashion….and in being an icon…even if it wasn’t all that hard to pull off…he gets access….and I’m not hating…he brings the sleaze…slowly and steadily and I love sleaze….

Well out of his pics….these Orlando Bloom breast feeding, cuz you know he did after they had their kid…is pretty much my favorite…and that’s probably because Miranda Kerr is a babe and far better to look at than Borat and Seth Rogan “networking” at some mixer for the 1% who tricked their way into that horrible hollywood self involved masturbatory world…and will now produce shitty content for everyone to celebrate even if it is unoriginal recycled crap….

Here’s the Kerr pic…it calms down all my rage….

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Here she is at Good Morning America…

Here are the GMA PICS

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2013

Feb

Rihanna For Terry Richardson of the Day

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Terry Richardson posted these pics from the Rolling Stone shoot with Rihanna, the very same shoot she admitted to being with Chris Brown cuz she’s a Christian and forgives the man who punched her in the face at a great time in her life….allowing her to profit and rise to the top of the charts because of it…unlike a phoenix rising from the ashes….but as a poptart riding a publicity stunt….that was the equivalent of a sex tape but a little more dominatrix….cuz whips and chains excite her…

Now I don’t hate Rihanna, I like how broken and confusing she is…from quotes in the bible to weed smoking nipple pics, it’s just a mess of mixed yet awesome messages that explain a lot about her and how she’s gonna implode one day from all the fame…and I’ll hopefully be there to finger bang her through it…if not in person…then in my fantasies….

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2012

Sep

Jerika for Purple Magazine by Terry Richardson of the Day

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Here is some really busty and shapely breasts….and body….and ass…and vagina of a girl named Jerika…who I thought may have been a stripper…but turns out is doing a nude fashion / art spread for Purple Magazine…because Purple Magazine is clearly a porn magazine that’s branded itself as fashion so they get the huge advertisers and love of all…something Terry Richardson, smut peddler, has managed to do also…and something I should be trying to do myself…cuz I want a private jet assholes…but more importantly…I want Jerika in my mouth….even though I generally hate big girls…I’m sold on this one.

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2012

Sep

Lindsey and her Hipster Bush for Terry Richardson of the Day

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I don’t know how I feel about this hipster….sure she’s skinny and tall and a lot like a model…but her face is like a horror movie victim trying to struggle to stay alive after being attacked….

These hipster with their sexual ambiguity and fashion sense…make it confusing for me…where ravaged and coked up is sexy….like she’s homeless and given up even though she has a trust fund…

But I guess what matters is her trendsetting bush…because Bald is for the Kardashians and real girls have muff like it is the 70s and I love that…but more importantly I may love this Skrillex looking bitch…but that just just goes to show you that if you get a girl naked enough, she looks always looks ok enough for me.

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2012

Sep

Terry Richardson’s Outtakes from Purple Magazine of the Day

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I posted these NAKED HIPSTERS FOR TERRY RICHARDSON PICS …..and these are the outtakes….

I love hipster girls becausse they are all 70s inspired and pretend they don’t give a fuck…they wear no bra and jacked up shorts and tight jeans…all in the name of style or fashion that they pretend they don’t subscribe to….they know everything about everything, because you can’t care about nothing or be too cool for everything if you don’t know every band, lyric, designer, fabric….etc….their irony is actually ironic…But most importantly, their anti-establishment bushes tickly my nose in a glorious way….

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2012

Aug

Terry Richardson Erect Penis Fashion Porn of the Day

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I’ve seen some of these porn pics of photographer Terry Richardson a long time ago….you know cuz keeping on top of perverts who have become the biggest thing in Fashion Photography because they presented their perversion as art not porn…even though the pics are of him having unprotected sex with random drugged up teenage looking girls….it’s what makes him edgy and outrageous…something all marketers what a piece of…and I figured, despite avoiding posting dick as much as possible, cuz I don’t want people thinking this is a porn site, it would divert them from it being a site that calls girls fat, which is my ultimate objective…I’ll post the pics he posted on his tumblr….cuz I like spread hipster sluts…

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2012

Jul

Some Chick Naked Stella Topless for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Terry Richardson uses his star power to get decent looking hipster chicks topless in his studio probably before he makes them suck his dick as payment for allowing them to be in his presence…and that is the key to having any level of fame, success, fortune, especially when that fame, success and fortune is directly related to fashion, photography and top models and publications, cuz every cunt wants to be famous, and this fuckers camera is part of the machine, making them willing to work hard for his attention and even harder for his camera so that maybe it will help launch their career.

I fully believe in and endorse casting couches….

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2012

Jul

Mariana Nude Modeling for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Mariana is some no name hipster chick who was probably picked up by old, creepy, perverted Terry Richardson at some bar, and freaked the fuck out at the brush with “fame”, sucked in by the fact that he offered to shoot her, you know feeding her ego knowing that this is the guy who shoots top models, asking her, leading to her cheating on her boyfriend of 3 years to get up on his dick and get naked for his camera, showing off her rockin’ no name tits we’d otherwise never be able to see, if it wasn’t for Terry Richardson’s celebrity and the fact that he’s trying to keep it real…and as lame as he is and as boring as his pics are…this kind of thing works for me.

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2012

Jul

Nude Model Robyn for Terry Richardson of the Day

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Terry Richardson is going back to what made him famous, in a pretty slow moving, almost boring way…because I guess he fears being too hardcore, even though now the is the time to be too hardcore, cuz he’s finally a celebrity in the fashion photography world, meaning that so much groupie wannabe model pussy, and trust me when I say there is a lot of wannabe model pussy, sure probably not in your shitty hometown filled with inbreds in line at Walmart, but in the rest of the fucking world, and this wannabe model pussy, aspiring to take over the fashion world, cuz no one told them they couldn’t and everyone told them how hot they were, would probably insert midget forearms in their asshole for Terry Richardson, making these topless /nudes kinda dull knowing what they could have been if he put some effort and concept in…

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2012

Jun

Terry Richardson Shoots Tori the Topless Bitch of the Day

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The nice thing about being Terry Richardson is probably the very littlee effort that goes into getting random girls named Tori to get topless for you….at least I assume the conversation went like this “OMG You’re Terry Richardson, I want you to take pics of me naked, I’ll even suck your dick”…because all girls are groupies and all girls are whores…and thank god for that, because without the whores, I’d have nothing to live for….

Either way, this Tori bitch, no matter what the reason, or how her meeting Terry Richardson went down…It happened, and it made for some pretty hot pics that are totally worth looking at…cuz a half naked bitch, is a half naked bitch….just some half naked bitches are hotter and paid more by the hour….

It all works out in the end….

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2012

May

Terry Richardson Shoots Some Topless Bitch Named Hannah of the Day

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As you know, Terry Richardson is a famous fashion photographer who shoots pretty much everyone…and posts the behind the scenes on his site TERRYSDIARY….

Well finally he has decided to use his celebrity status and position in the fashion world to exploit unknown bitches to get naked in exchange for a dream of exposure, or at least associaition with being shot by the overrated master…..

Historically, he used to shoot real smutty pics, you know before going corporate…and now that he is as big as he is, he should be using that to get the pics girls weren’t willing to do back when he was making what was borderline porn, positioned as fashion….

Sure, this Hannah bitch may just be showing tit, but it is a window into the potential he has with groupies and non famous girls with a dream….

I endorse these part time model tits as sign of what is to come….

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2012

Mar

Terry Richardson’s Mila Kunis Fail of the Day

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It is pretty amazing how fucking deeply involved Terry Richardson is in the celeb world, that motherfucker sold out really well…He shoots every celebrity shoot for magazines and does every single major fashion campaign…and just the other day it came out that he banged Lohan….Living the fucking life….

But Today, on his rise, or stay at the top, he fucked up. He had Mila Kunis in Studio, someone I am sure he’s known from years back in NYC during her Culkin hipster years, you know since Culkin was in his book Terry’s World at least 7 or 8 years ago, back when Mila first got her pussy HIV tained by the child star….

Anyway, instead of Terry Richardson doing pics you can all jerk off to, like he did with the amazing LINDSAY LOHAN HALF NAKED ….

He got her in a plaid shirt, like a fucking bull dyke, ready to go chop wood at the country cottage, before making an organic vegan meal.

Motherfucker.

Lost opportunity.

The story of my life.

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2011

Jan

Terry Richardson Shoot for Sisley of the Day

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Sure Terry Richardson sold out and is repetitive, but I’m trying to also, cuz selling out pays the bills, and I realize that when you sell out and take the fuck over, you eventually start getting the mainstream to follow your pervert lead.

There is no way a company like Sisley, who have retail stores in malls, would ever get models to look like they are drugged up and slutting out at a fashion party…borderline amateur pornographic…disguised as art…all in efforts to stay cutting edge and cool…and that fact that they are doing this…means there is room for internet perverts like me to eventually become the norm…and I’ll stop being called a porn site and will get that Kid’s show I always dreamt of getting…

THe future is bright, but don’t take my word for it, that could just be the booze talking…

The sluts in the campaign are Marloes Horst and Darla Baker…I’ve never heard of them…but I’d like to have a fashion party in their pants…with my tongue…

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2011

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute and Magdalena Frackowia Subtle Sluts in a Corporate Terry Richardson Shoot of the Day

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Terry Richardson show these hot models for some corporate fashion gig and a little of his sleaze shined through. Sure it’s not the kind of sleaze that involved vaginas being stretched out by golden eggs, or pictures involving semen taken in seedy hotel rooms, with seedy bitches who look like they did seedy drugs….That sleaze was just the sleaze that launched Terry Richardson as “an artist” where all these faggot phony try hard fashionistas who faked their way into running the fashion industry cuz they stood out amongst the other try hard phony bullshit fashionistas, figured they’d pay him stupid money, get him to sell out, and pretty much turned his porn into something legit, something I wish would happen to me, because private jets are more fun than riding the fuckin’ bus with immigrants who smell, at least that’s what I’m starting to figure out….I just need to find a bullshit hook to trick all you idiots into thinking I am a visionary on another planet of talent, I’m not sure what my hustle is gonna be, but I know it will involve feces….

Here’s my favorite Edita Vilkeviciute and some other bitch named Magdalena Frackowia…..

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