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2012

11

Jul

Mariana Nude Modeling for Terry Richardson of the Day

Mariana is some no name hipster chick who was probably picked up by old, creepy, perverted Terry Richardson at some bar, and freaked the fuck out at the brush with “fame”, sucked in by the fact that he offered to shoot her, you know feeding her ego knowing that this is the guy who shoots top models, asking her, leading to her cheating on her boyfriend of 3 years to get up on his dick and get naked for his camera, showing off her rockin’ no name tits we’d otherwise never be able to see, if it wasn’t for Terry Richardson’s celebrity and the fact that he’s trying to keep it real…and as lame as he is and as boring as his pics are…this kind of thing works for me.

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

09

Jul

Nude Model Robyn for Terry Richardson of the Day

Terry Richardson is going back to what made him famous, in a pretty slow moving, almost boring way…because I guess he fears being too hardcore, even though now the is the time to be too hardcore, cuz he’s finally a celebrity in the fashion photography world, meaning that so much groupie wannabe model pussy, and trust me when I say there is a lot of wannabe model pussy, sure probably not in your shitty hometown filled with inbreds in line at Walmart, but in the rest of the fucking world, and this wannabe model pussy, aspiring to take over the fashion world, cuz no one told them they couldn’t and everyone told them how hot they were, would probably insert midget forearms in their asshole for Terry Richardson, making these topless /nudes kinda dull knowing what they could have been if he put some effort and concept in…

Posted in:NSFW|Robyn|Terry Richardson

2012

22

Jun

Terry Richardson Shoots Tori the Topless Bitch of the Day

The nice thing about being Terry Richardson is probably the very littlee effort that goes into getting random girls named Tori to get topless for you….at least I assume the conversation went like this “OMG You’re Terry Richardson, I want you to take pics of me naked, I’ll even suck your dick”…because all girls are groupies and all girls are whores…and thank god for that, because without the whores, I’d have nothing to live for….

Either way, this Tori bitch, no matter what the reason, or how her meeting Terry Richardson went down…It happened, and it made for some pretty hot pics that are totally worth looking at…cuz a half naked bitch, is a half naked bitch….just some half naked bitches are hotter and paid more by the hour….

It all works out in the end….

Posted in:NSFW|Terry Richardson

2012

18

May

Terry Richardson Shoots Some Topless Bitch Named Hannah of the Day

As you know, Terry Richardson is a famous fashion photographer who shoots pretty much everyone…and posts the behind the scenes on his site TERRYSDIARY….

Well finally he has decided to use his celebrity status and position in the fashion world to exploit unknown bitches to get naked in exchange for a dream of exposure, or at least associaition with being shot by the overrated master…..

Historically, he used to shoot real smutty pics, you know before going corporate…and now that he is as big as he is, he should be using that to get the pics girls weren’t willing to do back when he was making what was borderline porn, positioned as fashion….

Sure, this Hannah bitch may just be showing tit, but it is a window into the potential he has with groupies and non famous girls with a dream….

I endorse these part time model tits as sign of what is to come….

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2012

09

Mar

Terry Richardson’s Mila Kunis Fail of the Day

It is pretty amazing how fucking deeply involved Terry Richardson is in the celeb world, that motherfucker sold out really well…He shoots every celebrity shoot for magazines and does every single major fashion campaign…and just the other day it came out that he banged Lohan….Living the fucking life….

But Today, on his rise, or stay at the top, he fucked up. He had Mila Kunis in Studio, someone I am sure he’s known from years back in NYC during her Culkin hipster years, you know since Culkin was in his book Terry’s World at least 7 or 8 years ago, back when Mila first got her pussy HIV tained by the child star….

Anyway, instead of Terry Richardson doing pics you can all jerk off to, like he did with the amazing LINDSAY LOHAN HALF NAKED ….

He got her in a plaid shirt, like a fucking bull dyke, ready to go chop wood at the country cottage, before making an organic vegan meal.

Motherfucker.

Lost opportunity.

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Posted in:Mila Kunis|Terry Richardson

2011

25

Jan

Terry Richardson Shoot for Sisley of the Day

Sure Terry Richardson sold out and is repetitive, but I’m trying to also, cuz selling out pays the bills, and I realize that when you sell out and take the fuck over, you eventually start getting the mainstream to follow your pervert lead.

There is no way a company like Sisley, who have retail stores in malls, would ever get models to look like they are drugged up and slutting out at a fashion party…borderline amateur pornographic…disguised as art…all in efforts to stay cutting edge and cool…and that fact that they are doing this…means there is room for internet perverts like me to eventually become the norm…and I’ll stop being called a porn site and will get that Kid’s show I always dreamt of getting…

THe future is bright, but don’t take my word for it, that could just be the booze talking…

The sluts in the campaign are Marloes Horst and Darla Baker…I’ve never heard of them…but I’d like to have a fashion party in their pants…with my tongue…

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2011

12

Jan

Edita Vilkeviciute and Magdalena Frackowia Subtle Sluts in a Corporate Terry Richardson Shoot of the Day

Terry Richardson show these hot models for some corporate fashion gig and a little of his sleaze shined through. Sure it’s not the kind of sleaze that involved vaginas being stretched out by golden eggs, or pictures involving semen taken in seedy hotel rooms, with seedy bitches who look like they did seedy drugs….That sleaze was just the sleaze that launched Terry Richardson as “an artist” where all these faggot phony try hard fashionistas who faked their way into running the fashion industry cuz they stood out amongst the other try hard phony bullshit fashionistas, figured they’d pay him stupid money, get him to sell out, and pretty much turned his porn into something legit, something I wish would happen to me, because private jets are more fun than riding the fuckin’ bus with immigrants who smell, at least that’s what I’m starting to figure out….I just need to find a bullshit hook to trick all you idiots into thinking I am a visionary on another planet of talent, I’m not sure what my hustle is gonna be, but I know it will involve feces….

Here’s my favorite Edita Vilkeviciute and some other bitch named Magdalena Frackowia…..

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciut|Magdalena Frackowia|Terry Richardson

2010

27

Oct

Terry Richardson’s Shittiest Photoshoot of the Day

I never thought Terry Richardson was a cool photographer. I knew he was just ripping off a lot of people before him. You know the whole “snapshot” of a seedy life with models, actors and prostitutes….Drugs, sex and not giving a fuck….He had pictures of cock, pussy, cock in pussy, cum all over chicks faces, a girl giving birth to a gold egg, something Vice got behind pretty fucking hard….something I didn’t mind watching even though I knew it was strategy to get noticed and end up doing high fashion shoots, you know that mainstream stamp of approval I’ll probably never get cuz I am destined to fail and my dad isn’t a hooked up Fashion photographer to introduce me to the write people and spin my smut as “art”….

As much as I hated what he was, I definitely liked what he was doing then a lot better than what he is doing now. This is a shoot from some magazine called Gentlewoman, the model is named Eniko Mihalik, and there’s absolutely nothing remotely erotic, smutty, perverted about the shit, unless high waisted pants make you cum cuz they remind you of your friend’s hot mon in the 70s.

I guess it’s all about the dollar bills yo. Fuckin’ sell out cunt’s got lazy…

Posted in:Terry Richardson

2010

24

Sep

Terrry Richardson’s Got Boring with this Natasha Poly Shoot of the Day

I have felt the pressure of going mainstream to make real money. I’ve just stupidly been a hippie about shit and said that I’m much happier not making money and posting pictures of nipples…pretty much turning everyone off this site from advertisers, link partners, etc.

I know you don’t care about that, but I’ve got a point…Terry Richardson has the opposite problem, because he used seedy, sleazy, erotic shit and his dad’s connections to get known in the fashion world, and once the fashion world bit and decided to pay him stupid money, his pics when standard, uninpsired, point and shoot without the smuttiness, so whenever I see his corporate shit, I think he’s a fucking sell out who sucks…and I guess he’s thinking “look how much money I made off these idiots, I can buy a helicopter and a private jet”….reminding me that I fucking suck at pretty much everything I set my mind to, which in turn keeps me going….

Here are some Natasha Poly bitch posing stupidly for some magazine…..and if you look closely at it, like it was a magic eye poster, you may even see nipple…

Posted in:Natasha Poly|Terry Richardson

2010

21

May

Doutzen Kroes by Terry Richardson for June’s US Vogue of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Terrry Richardson because I know that he’s a bullshit rip off artist who did nothing innovative, he just did it right, because he had rich friends and tricked the fashion world into thinking he was this fucking visionary, when all he was doing was taking amateur style borderline softcore pornographic pictures, which is nothing innovative but it is fucking awesome….leaving me confused as to whether I should hate the guy for being an obvious rich kid trying to be some deep artist/hipster/idiot I can’t stand, or if I should appreciate the fact that he gets most bitches he shoots posing semi-erotic because he’s tricked them into thinking shooting with him is “huge’ for their career making them willing to do anything for him, and unfortunately for us, he’s gone soft and corporate, cuz pics of bitches laying gold eggs are too hardcore for fashion mags, so Doutzen Kroes didn’t feel obligated to show some fucking nipple or pussy lip, but nude at the beach, even if covered up is still a decent starting point of a fantasy….so I’ll post it anyway…

Here are some pictures of Doutzen in Vogue Russia that actually show off her big model body….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Terry Richardson|Vogue