Tight pants are the only kind of pant I really endorse because if I can’t see an asshole wink while it is walking in front of me, then it feels like a waste of everything….

Tight pants allow me to see the asshole wink in front of me, which feels like the way it is supposed to be.

So here are some tight pants to keep the tight pant dream alive not that this post will have any impact on the future success or popularity of tight pants…

No girls are getting in tight pants to be featured here, but that is the FLAW in everything I’ve ever done, but this isn’t about me whining like a bitch, it’s about Tight Pants.

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Tight Pants keep the dream alive. I am not sure what dream it is, but now that girls in my area aren’t wearing their oversized clothes and their insulated pants, they’ve started walking around with their fat winter asses in leggings, fat winter asses that they are clearly trying to shrink down, because that’s why they are out there walking….

Which works out nicely for me, because fat winter asses are still fun to look at, especially when you can see the pussy through the tight pants they are wearing for comfort and to appear athletic in their quest to reduce that fat winter ass…

So any outfit that lets me see cunt in public is an outfit I’ll endorse….it’s just unfortunate no one wants me to endorse those things…because even when I cheerlead the girls who walk by me in those pants, sometimes even slowing down to let them in order to get that whole experience, my excitement gets treated like creepiness and that hurts my heart….I thought we were in this tight pants thing together, you being the tight pant wearer and me being the tight pant observer….jerks.

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Tight pants…bro…..

Stare at asses….bro….

Stare at anus through pants….bro…

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It’s apparently the most wonderful time of the year, but I’d argue that everyday of the year is the most wonderful time of the year, at least if you look at things from the perspective of “TIGHT PANTS”….

Because every day of the week, there will be a lot of TIGHT PANTS and that is enough to make me realize that no matter how shitty things may be, how disappointing you may be, how disgusting of a loser you are….there will always be tight pants, at least until the TRAD WIFE LIFE takes over and girls go back to being wholesome after judging all the attention seeking whores in tight pants, showing the world their assholes through their pants for attention, but from where I am sitting, even the wholesome country girls who go to church wear the tight pants to….

Tight pants for likeminded people, or for all people, because there’s something for everyone in a pair of tight pants, like a visible asshole through the tight pants…

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Tight pants are pretty much the only kind of pants worth dying over….

If you see a pair of tight pants crossing the street and you need to get a closer look at each labia grinding against each other with every step the girl takes, you don’t take the time to look to see if you have the right of way, or the green light or the little walking guy….you hone in on the target made visible through tight pants…

No other pants, not snow pants, or sweat pants, or jeans or cords, overalls, raver pants, DOCKERS or DICKIES, crazy pants, pyjama pants, dress pants or other pants live up to the TIGHT PANT, because with tight pants you can almost see every ridge of the anus, every lip and valley, every cellulite dimple…it’s basically getting as close to the light without actually getting burned….where being burned would be actually seeing the girl naked, which I guess isn’t being burned at all….

Here are those TIGHT PANTS….

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Holy shit, I can be posting tight pants on the internet, like I am doing right here…

Or I could be at the grocery store in this prime time after work window and seeing tight pants on the girls with jackets short enough to show off their tight pants….all bending over and squating to pick up products along the way….full ass…full pussy,…pretty much fully exposed next to the bananas…it’s hard for one man to handle….

So, I’m going to go do that…..

See ya later losers..

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As you know by now, Tight Pants are the highlight of my day, at least when I am doing real life things off the internet, which I highly recommend since the internet is a soul sucking bastard that makes people want to jump off bridges our out of high floors, from cyberbullying, brainwashing, depressing porn and really depressing non porn…..

The internet is a place where shit congregates and doesn’t inspire, when really I’m more interested in where shit congregates on a woman and thanks to TIGHT PANTS I get to see that shit congregating ALL the fucking time, because the pants are so tight, you can practically see the colon.

Which is why we celebrate tight pants on the internet, to remind you these tight pants happen in your daily life, if you just hit up the grocery store or GYM.

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I have some exciting news, we have a new sponsor for TIGHT PANTS TUESDAY and they love booty as much as I do, so much so that that they made a creator platform for people to sell and buy booty pics, to connect with booty creators and to have an all around good time with ass. It’s called CHEEKED UP and it’s the prime place to find booty.

As a booty lover, this is exciiting news to me, the tight pants in everyday life, everyday of the week keep me going…..not that I would kill myself if the girls of the world didn’t wear tight pants like exhibitionists who like showing off their asses, but it does make a boring life better.

If you don’t have enough tight pants, and really we never do, be sure to check out CHEEKED UP for all your BOOTY needs.

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I know posting these compilation posts about girls in tight pants, or whatever other posts I do daily, and yes I agree, I need to bring back WET SPOT WEDNESDAYS, is pretty pathetic…..

But the truth is, all these chicks are producing this content on the daily basis, so I’m just doing some JOURNALISTIC work on bringing out these weird trends in content that goes on in the less mainstream parts of the internet. Clearly targeting weak, desperate, INCEL type dudes with credit cards, but it could also just be attempts to get noticed, to get attention, to get likes and follows and to be validated. I’m not a psychiatrist and I don’t think this trend is NEWS, but it’s still chicks in tight pants and we don’t need to analyze or over-think it…..just appreciate the tight pants as a fashion item, as a fashion trend, as a shameless content trend, who cares they are tight pants!

I mean, my only activity is going to the grocery store to feed my fat wife using her credit card thanks to having been debanked for a long time due to either porno, which I do terribly, or anti-covid vaccine shit, but either way….that’s my activity and whilst on said activity, I spend most my time staring at mom pussy in tight pants, because girls don’t all upload their tight pants for more reach, but they sure as fuck wear these tight pants, and PUSSY does get seen, sometimes every labia ridge clearly outlined, every anal wringle whilst bent over getting something off the lower shelf….

So tight pants or compilation posts about tight pants may feel like eager, INCEL shit, but really when staring at hot ass in the grocery store like I did last night, HI GIRL IN GREEN LEGGINGS, is the INCEL shit…..this is just a reminder to sexualize tight pants harder than ever, since it’s become normalized as all these BILLION DOLLAR BRANDS sell tight pants…..

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