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2010

05

May

Anna Kournikova is Still Fit of the Day

Anna Kournikova used to be a big deal, not in terms of her tennis career, but because when watching her play tennis, guys could masturbate to the grunting sounds she made and the tennis panty flash I’ve learned to love so much that the public tennis court is now officially on my list of places to scope out pussy during the summer, usually when I’m bored of sitting outside public pools or done with the public pool cuz the pussy at the public pools is dried up or 5 and I need to switch it up, because it turns out that a lot of local tennis players are fit and pull the same seductive hustle…not that you care…you just want the official Kournikova and despite that being dull and obvious…I don’t mind delivering cuz really it gives me something to do while sitting on the couch that is a little more stimulating than staring at the wall…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Kournikova|Tights

2010

01

Feb

Kim Kardashian in Some Tight Pants of the Day

Disgusting pig of a woman Kim Kardashian was spotted walking down the street pretending she worked out cuz she does this whole fake staying fit lie that her body can’t really keep…but rockin’ workout gear and a protein shake that she didn’t get from suckin’ off a black dude showed some nice effort, because I guess she’s got nothing better to do with herself….

The funny in these pictures is that the dude sitting on the sideline doesn’t give a fuck about Kardashian…and bitch is in leggings and he’s got the ideal fucking view of all she has going from her…but just doesn’t even notice or stare with his dick in his hand like you would be doing, because I guess she’s got more sex appeal when she’s not stinking up the street next to you…..

Sure, it’s possible that he’s gay, and woman ass deosn’t excite him so he doesn’t check it out when it walks by, but I think fags would be the ones cumming their panties over the shit, jumping up and down screaming like little Asian girls at the New Kids on the Block concert, because Kim Kardashian is a tranny who has made it….

Either way, here are some pictures from the front….which is too bad because Kardashian is only acceptable when staring at her booty in amazement..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Tights

2009

11

Nov

Audrina Goes Shows Off Her Moneymaker in Tight Pants of the Day

I thought Audrina was a retard, you know dumb as fucking shit, but at least she realizes that her body is all she has going for her and that it won’t last forever so she better work that fucking thing out as hard as she can to overstay her welcome just a little bit longer and the sad thing about this is that she’s got more to offer the world than I do, mainly because she has a pussy and a dream, usually a good combination to get things done and here are pictures of her in tight pants that show off where her legs end and that money making pussy of hers starts.

Pics via INF
And Pics via Bauer
And Pics via Fame

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Gym|Tights|Workout

2009

02

Sep

Amber Rose in Some Tight Pussy Huggin’ Pants of the Day

Here’s a bitch famous for pretending to be Kanye’s girlfriend. She’s like his secret weapon to trick the world into thinking he’s straight who also doubles as his shopping partner and BFF he talks about all the cute rap boys with. Her hairstyle also heps him when she insists on sucking him off, because as long as she doesn’t make eye contact dude can pretend Cisco is up on his dick like it was the “Thong Song”, one of Kanye’s all time favorites….

I don’t really have anything to say today, I’m feeling really relaxed thank to 8 undigested Oxy pills in my stomach, but I will say that this bitch is thick and doin’ her thing proper by wearing tight pants while leaving the gym, but probably not doing things proper in the gym, cuz if she was she probably wouldn’t be built like a KFC employee.

Pics VIA FAME

Posted in:Amber Rose|Tights

2009

26

Mar

Natalie Portman and her Tight Ass Pants of the Day

I don’t know what’s going on with Natalie Portman’s Jew Ass, but those pants seem tight, but not as tight as the fullback underwear she’s has on underneath, that are squeezing her in ways that make her ass look like some kind of bread product you’d get at the Jewish deli down the street on sale during passover because jews are apparently bread haters and apparently are tight panty wearers, and I am ready to end it all by producing garbage like this, because I don’t know what to say about Natalie Portman, I was never a fan and never understood her appeal, but I do understand why she was the “it” girl for Jewish guys and that is because she doesn’t look like a rat like all the other Jewish girls in their lives….true story…

Posted in:Ass|Natalie Portman|Tights

2008

17

Dec

Lindsay Lohan’s See Through Pants of the Day

I was with a friend of mine the other night getting drunk on the side of a busy street watching people go by while freezing our fucking asses off. I’d say that most of the girls who walked by us were in leggings or tights and my friend went nuts and not for the same reason I went nuts for them a few years ago, but because he is tired of them. Sure, he likes hot ass and pussy definition as much as the next guy, but shit just became too popular for him and it’s lost its appeal. A few years ago, you’d freak out when a girl would walk by in the shit and now, it’s expected and I guess he’s jaded, desensitized and needs more, kinda like how I feel about porn, and Lohan and her Lesbian ass are bringing it. I figure she’s a trendsetter and it’s just the natural progression of shit, you know slowly going see through, until eventually girls are walking around naked, and then my friend will get bored of that and have no choice but to accept the fact that he’s gay, because as far as I’m concerned the more girls in leggings the better and I can’t see myself ever getting bored of a socially accepted second layer of skin that allows me to perv out while girls think they’re just being casual…..

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|See Through|Tights

2007

30

Oct

I am – Lohan Lookin’ Hot of the Day

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Lohan is my dream celebrity and I think she still looks hot when the paparazzi take shitty pictures from shitty angles that make her look like a big headed/small footed freakshow dressed like a bee in stupid pants getting ready to perform at the local carnival, but this isn’t the circus, she’s actually preparing for some weird Tango Dance movie she’s in that will definitely be Academy Award nominated, and by Academy Award I mean straight to fucking video. That was a pretty long sentence.

The thing I love about dirty girls is the risk taking involved in having sex with them. When you have sex with a standard chick, all you have to worry about is knocking her up, and that fear only lasts a couple of days around when her period is supposed to hit and if it doesn’t hit, you just abort mission. With a dirty girl, you got all kinds of other concerns that may take 6 months to discover, like you’re some kind of Indiana Jones motherfucker and your penis is the cup Jesus drank from….not this Jesus, that’s not how I’m living, but it seems every dude under the age of 20 is bi and fucking other dudes and then fucking girls at teenage sex parties and since girls have a vagina but are not smart enough to use them properly, no one uses condoms. Now STDs are the new Black (plague) and all these little sluts are going to be rockin’ herpes/HIV/HPV in the next 10 years, so I figure we should all just jump on that train and be the trendsetters because every loves the people who start a movement and take it to the mainstream. We’ll be heroes in our own right and they will make Stamps and trading cards with our pictures on them. Maybe we’ll even get invited to be on Kimmel.

Lohan is already up on this and is an inspiration to us all, so I figure it’s my duty to go to the source of all that fun. When I do, I can see past her flaws, like her belly while she’s sitting in the car, just as easily as I can see past her 21 year old haggard face from all the hard living, because that shit it all part of what we’re all trying to work towards.


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Posted in:Hot|Lindsay Lohan|Tights|Tits|Unsorted

2007

30

Oct

I am – Lohan Lookin' Hot of the Day

lohan_hot_top.jpg

Lohan is my dream celebrity and I think she still looks hot when the paparazzi take shitty pictures from shitty angles that make her look like a big headed/small footed freakshow dressed like a bee in stupid pants getting ready to perform at the local carnival, but this isn’t the circus, she’s actually preparing for some weird Tango Dance movie she’s in that will definitely be Academy Award nominated, and by Academy Award I mean straight to fucking video. That was a pretty long sentence.

The thing I love about dirty girls is the risk taking involved in having sex with them. When you have sex with a standard chick, all you have to worry about is knocking her up, and that fear only lasts a couple of days around when her period is supposed to hit and if it doesn’t hit, you just abort mission. With a dirty girl, you got all kinds of other concerns that may take 6 months to discover, like you’re some kind of Indiana Jones motherfucker and your penis is the cup Jesus drank from….not this Jesus, that’s not how I’m living, but it seems every dude under the age of 20 is bi and fucking other dudes and then fucking girls at teenage sex parties and since girls have a vagina but are not smart enough to use them properly, no one uses condoms. Now STDs are the new Black (plague) and all these little sluts are going to be rockin’ herpes/HIV/HPV in the next 10 years, so I figure we should all just jump on that train and be the trendsetters because every loves the people who start a movement and take it to the mainstream. We’ll be heroes in our own right and they will make Stamps and trading cards with our pictures on them. Maybe we’ll even get invited to be on Kimmel.

Lohan is already up on this and is an inspiration to us all, so I figure it’s my duty to go to the source of all that fun. When I do, I can see past her flaws, like her belly while she’s sitting in the car, just as easily as I can see past her 21 year old haggard face from all the hard living, because that shit it all part of what we’re all trying to work towards.


Related Posts:

Lohan’s Hot Tit
Lohan Touching Her Toes
Lohan’s Bikini Ass

Posted in:Hot|Lindsay Lohan|Tights|Tits|Unsorted