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2021

29

Nov

Big Baddy Bee is the Ultimate Model of All Time of the Day

Big Baddy Bee is someone who only has 8,000 followers, but her profile was sent to me, and I fell in love with the concept of what she’s doing.

I was talking to a dude this weekend who was laughing about how big tits get hits, at least on TikTok…when big tits are being flashed or shown off…motherfuckers watch and big titty content has about 2000 times the views small titty content does…so girls are being told BIG TIT LIVES MATTER, but little tit lives don’t…

That’s the messaging…and it’s nothing new, I mean Pam Anderson, Anna Nicole, Jenny McCarthy…Carmen Electra and the other BIG FAKE TIT models of the 90s laid the groundwork….Emrata, Kate Upton and more modern big tits…confirmed that Big tits make dreams come true..

So this girl decided to buy some silly prosthetic tits to make content around, and she’s basically mocking the IG model, while now being one….rocking an OnlyFans withe the prosthetics….

I know, I’m more into real tits, than big silicone made in china breast plate tits, but for the social commentary…this is what legends are made of!!

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2021

29

Jul

Pop Star Titties of the Day

Here’s a series of pictures of a recently married popstar…who will remain nameless, we’ll call this our kind of blind item…

Plus you never know if this shit is real, when everything we see is fucking doctored, even the people we see on TV may just be sophisticated AI…

If you’ve ever seen what they do with the consumer level of AI, we’re talking the Instagram filters, it’s very likely the really fucking rich people could simulate anything…from a compromising picture that looks real enough to destroy a motherfucker…like a topless pic….

So this could VERY well be ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE….is Anderson Cooper even real? Or Fauci…has anyone ever been in the same room as him and were those people credible sources? I don’t believe anything and the fact that 90 percent of existence is on the internet, though a screen, makes it all far more questionable…

Plus blind items are always more fun than just being served the information, it forces you to dig into your brain and think about who this could be…assuming you’re not distracted by the shit stained saucer bigger than her tit nipple, but that’s probably just a nipple pasty.

I never found this starlet hot, she’s a midget weirdo in blackface….which MAY give it away….but take it in while you can, before the internet finds us and makes us remove it.

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2021

11

Jun

Arab Tits of the Day

Her name is ARAB TEEN on Reddit and she’s into flashing her 34 DD Egyptian tits that I guess she thinks are one of the wonders of the world, comparable to the Pyramids, Sphinx and the whole Mummification process of her people…who may or may not have been ancient aliens…

I am posting her tits because they were on my REDDIT feed, which for those who don’t know is the number 1 platform for these girls who get naked to promote themselves for monetization purposes….because we have finally arrived to a place where no one has traditional morals and values and everyone, even hot chicks are strictly interested in monetizing their tits to perverts…there’s a lot of money to be made and they can be just like a Kardashian when they do it…

It’s definitely a fucked up series of events, but not as fucked up as what would have led to an Honor Killing if she still lived in her Arab Country, but thanks to the Western Way, she can be free to show her tits for you…

There was a recent attack on an Arab family in Canada, where some redneck WHITE person drove into them and for some reason, killed 4 of the 5 family members he hit, which actually sounds challenging to pull off, but doesn’t make it any less disturbing of a “Hate Crime”….

Apparently, the kid was on Anti-Depressants, like so many people, because they want that band aid solution to their problems and doctors are heavy handed, paid by the pharma companies, and I’ve heard all mass killings are done by people on anti-depressants….so I blame the fucking anti-depressants…it fucks with people brain chemistry and makes them crazy….and the fact that 60 percent of people are on them…is a reminder that THEY want you on them and that it’s normal to be anxious and depressed so stop being a little bitch…

That’s not to say it wasn’t a hate crime, but when the media pushes race on everyone, it’s going to divide and pin people against each other, which we SHOULD NOT ALLOW….our races don’t matter, our cultures make us interesting, and when the government pushes this everything is racist shit, it makes people hate each other….it is strategic..

So look at these REDDIT ARAB TITS and be inspired to love your ARAB friends, neighbors and forget all the bullshit they’re using….

TITS UNITE.

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2014

07

Aug

Tits in i-D Magazine of the Day

The models are Natalie Westling & Lily McMenamy and I’ve never heard of them, I mean everyone’s a fucking model, so I don’t keep track, too many people…I just know they are super creepy in this photoshoot for i-D magazine but more importantly – they are showing their tits…

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2010

16

Jun

Tila Tequila Tits for Old Times of the Day

Tila Tequila may be trying hard to hang onto whatever fame she had…but I thing she is officially obsolete…not that she ever had a point to her existance…other than display how trashy America is and how stupid mainstream media is for giving some web whore a TV show and fame…an amount of attention she hardly deserved but loved every second of…because all it took was showing off her little Viet-Tits…something other Viet girls probably wish they had to do to pay the bills instead of having sex with tourists at the age of 13…but I guess some people aren’t as lucky as this bitch…

On a sidenote, I’ve been exchanging emails with one of Tila Tequila’s staff and it’s been enlightening…if you consider talking to high school drop outs enlightening…which I do, but only if they are teenage runaways looking for soup…

Here’s Tila and her fake tits lookin’ like a mess….because that’s what happens when you give up cuz the world has eaten you up and spat you the fuck out after realizing that fake tits, no matter how much they are being showed off don’t really make a bitch relevant….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

14

Jun

Katie Holmes Tits for Old Times of the Day

I never watched Dawson’s Creek cuz I am not a chick, gay or a virgin. That shit was too fucking boring for me and it portrayed small town kids in a horrible light…you see I don’t like my small town kids acting all mature and college with an annoying vocabulary and emo issues, I want to kill people like that when I get stuck behind them in line at the coffee shop.

I want my small town kids high on meth, getting knocked up out of boredom, and doing real dirty shit that only happens to bored kids in the middle of fucking no where when they aren’t busy beating up the gay kid…..But I did think Katie Holmes was great when that movie she gets topless and killed in…

But then Tom Cruise happened….and those tits were put on lockdown, but here she is showing off tit for old times and for the Tony Awards, because as a closet gay man, the Tony Awards are the one night a year Katie Holmes can go out and slut out, cuz he’ll be too busy chocking out on cock backstage…

Pics via Fame

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2010

03

Jun

Miranda Kerr is a Catholic School Girl for Numero of the Day

Numero #114 Miranda Kerr from Greg Kadel Studios on Vimeo.

Miranda Kerr is doing some Fifth Element meets Catholic School Girl meets fetish club in this latest photoshoot for Numero magazine. She’s showing her tits, which is good, because she’s a model and a model is essentially just an overpaid stripper who doesn’t look like her face and pussy are falling off due to use, crack addiction, many babies with different men, a broken life of suffering, struggle and doin’ whatever it takes to feed their kids cuz their shitty implants fucked up the milk producing ability, only better….

If you can afford their day rate, pretend you’re a photographer, and set up an elaborate scene….bitch will take off her fucking clothes and do whatever it takes, and that’s always nice when her career is based on being in lingerie and swimsuits, making us need to see her nipple color, shape, size and texture to help us get off to her….we’re desensitized and have more needs than we used to.

I don’t really get the whole Catholic Schoolgirl fetish. The reality is that every Catholic Schoolgirl I have ever met has been heavy into blow and fucking….shit oppresses them so much that even when they are 20 they have ill-feelings about the nuns, but more importantly, the way they rebel is always with their pussies. This one I used to fuck would make me fuck her with a virgin mary statue she stole from her mom years earlier cuz it was the only way she could cum. I am not even joking about the shit, it’s like Catholicism totally fucks people up in a pretty decent way when you’re on the receiving end….not that you care about me fucking….

But you do care about Miranda Kerr in this photoshoot….and here are the pics…

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2010

26

May

Annalynne McCord’s Sister Shows Off Some Tit of the Day

I know these cunt sister’s were a big deal in the high school. I can just tell they thought they were the hot chicks in their small town. So when one of them was eager enough to go to Hollywood and get work on some low level show and her sisters followed…because that just solidified their theory on how fucking amazing they are…so now when they go back to their home town…they can talk to the locals about all the luxurious events their whore asses went to…even though they aren’t even that hot….The whole thing annoys me, but I have faith that these cunts will fade into obscurity and be forced to run back home cuz they’ve already gone too far…and that 90210 shit is bound to be cancelled fucking fast…

here is one of the latch on sisters showing off some tit…but she’s not showing off nipple…which just further proves how fuckign useless this twat is…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

21

May

Aly Michalka’s Fake Lookin’ Tits of the Day

This is not a Paris Hilton impersonator, this is Aly Michalka who probably wishes she was as famous as Paris Hilton, because otherwise she wouldn’t do her hair like her, or dress like her in tight dressesr that you can make out her vagina mound in or magic push-up bras that make small tits look fake…

She was some Disney contract star with her sister and she probably slept with all the same execs Miley Cyrus did on her quest for fame and acceptance at a young age that sucking dick makes dreams come true especially in the Magic Kingdom…..only she isn’t as famous as Miley Cyrus, but she is trying to show off some tit to get noticed and it’s a start that should be acknowledged….

We gotta give Disney credit for breeding some of the best whores in the industry…they get them at a young age, show them the ropes and we get to watch their decline….

Here she is with Ashley Tisdale cuz Ashley Tisdale is the default pussy you stand next to if you want to look better than you actually do cuz Ashley Tisdale is Ugly…

Pics via LFI

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2010

20

May

Lily Allen Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know what Lily Allen is doing here, but it looks like she’s got a job working at Disney or some shit. I guess it’s got something to do with the botched Abortion she denies having back when she was at her peak, hard drinking, hard drug using, and actually getting cock..

Maybe shit left her infertile and now forces her to connect with kids working at a theme park where she dresses like she lives in a fairy tale where she shows off her fat tits because she’s fat…the same tits that once wanted to nurse a child…but were robbed of that right…by her selfishness….

I know under this dress and under the push up bra is a serious set of wonky and uneven tits, but I figured that despite being left in the dust by Katy Perry and Lady Gaga and other popstars, Lily Allen still hasn’t killed herself, even though some would argue she should. Enjoy.

Pics via Fame

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