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2010

01

Feb

Katy Perry Knows What She’s Good for of the Day

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My life is like a really shitty CD on repeat. I don’t even know if I should write about Katy Perry dressed like a mermaid for her stripshow that doesn’t involve stripping, but is equally as humiliating and takes the same level of shamelessness to exploit herself and because every day she goes out there, it’s pretty clear to all of us that she’s a fucking joke, so I guess it is only fitting that she staged being engaged with Russell Brand, a homosexual comedian in on her joke, but at least she brought out her tits, cuz that almost takes away with the fact that she’s an ugly, useless, annoying piece of shit, proving that tits do save the world, lets just hope they don’t save her world, cuz if I get polluted by her shitty songs again this summer, I will probably kill myself, and I’d rather it be her than me, even if my life is shitty, I’m not ready for it to end yet….

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2010

29

Jan

Abi Titmuss and Her Tits Get Tied Up of the Day

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Abi Titmuss is some UK nurse who started fucking some rapist TV presenter and ended up making her tits famous as a “Glamour Model”. Glamour Model is some UK phenomenon I don’t really get, but I think all these blue collar chimney sweepers and miners with ugly wives, because most pussy in the UK is fucking ugly and toothless, fantasize and celebrate the only trashy “hot” pussy in the country, by hanging their half naked calendars on their shitty blue collar locker door….making these girls money while getting them gigs posing in lingerie, filming sex tapes, in Jordan’s case expanding her fake tits into a line of Equestrian clothes and in Abi Titmuss’ case, a career in stage acting where her whore-self and big tits get tied the fuck up and no one fucking cares….except me apparently…

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2010

29

Jan

Maggie Rizer Knows How to Get Noticed of the Day

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I don’t know who Maggie Rizer is, but can only assume she’s Paul Riser’s wife or daughter but thank god she wore this dress because it distracted me from her Husky face. Seriously, she’s got no eyes, no lips and a snout like she was designed to be the beast in a horror movie everyone is running the fuck away from, but at least she’s got tits, cuz sometimes tits is enough to make us forget just how fucking vile a cunt is….hopefully inspiring more ugly bitches with decent bodies to dress like this to make our shitty lives more interesting…

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2010

28

Jan

Audrina is Still a Waste of Time of the Day

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The nice thing about Audrina Patridge is knowing that The Hills will be coming to an end very fucking soon. I have been anxiously waiting for this to happen for a long fucking time and it will be nice to see the cast go their seperate ways. Audrina to the stripclub/porn set where her and her fake tits were always destined to be, before being sidetracked with this MTV bullshit but a more interesting result of the end of The Hills will be Heidi and Spencer’s double suicide….I just wish their demise was a little more perverted, seriously, Audrina looks like she’s on her way to clean her house, which may be hot for some, but I prefer to keep things dirty.

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2010

26

Jan

Katy Perry and Tits Go to an Event of the Day

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Girls usually like to hang with other girls who are uglier than they are so that they get all the male attention and don’t have to deal with jealousy, as they can always look at their circle and say “At least I’m not her” or “At least I am skinner than her”, and I guess Katy Perry is just like all other girls cuz here she is with her ugly friend. I usually call these girls that Fat Managers, because they usually get in the way of me fucking the hot one when I meet them at bars, because it always happens to be the day the fat one decides she wants attention and since the hot one wants nothing to do with me, the fat one usually gets what she wants, not that it matters….I take what I can get and apparently so does Russell Brand, despite being a total useless bullshit homo cunt, he could do a hell of a lot better than Katy Perry with some groupie pussy, since I seem to be the only person who hates him and his bullshit, but I guess their union brings us hope…hope that the plane will crash, the house will burn down, the car will drive off the road and into oncoming traffic, because if they are always together, tragedy can kill two birds with one stone..

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2010

25

Jan

Miranda Kerr Lookin Good During Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day

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I assume the creative director at Victoria’s Secret is gay because they brought Miranda Kerr down to the beach but kept her fully clothed.
Any straight dude would be too busy setting up private meetings in their hotel room to discuss the inspiration of the shoot, you know getting her stripped down naked and explaining to her that she is replaceable no matter how much you like her look, making her understand that she’s going to have to really step up and get edgier because corporate’s getting bored of her, leading you to take some hot amateur porn pics of her, because she’s desperate to keep the best gig in modeling leaving you with one hand on the camera and the other jerking off all over her face….

Pics via Fame

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2010

20

Jan

Katie Price and her Tired Face, Stupid Tits and Puke Dress of the Day

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Katie Price is getting old and her plastic surgery doesn’t seem like it is keeping up with the aging process no matter how hard she tries.

Sure, she still has her stupid tits that distract you from all else wrong with her, but her face looks pretty hacked up and tired, but I guess that’s what happens when your career is based on getting fucked up at parties and getting fucked in sex tapes before doing stupid photoshoot and marrying a gay dude who was under the impression you were a man because of the bulge you have in your pants….

So I guess her dress that looks like the puke covered snow outside my local bar, you know a wide variety of colors of puke you don’t really want to put in your mouth or eat, kinda the same feelings you’d have when faced with her pussy….

But we watched her come up, we might as well watch her fall and that concludes our review of short lived pathetic careers.

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2010

20

Jan

Britney Spears Lesbian Tits of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney Spears’ tits doing something seriously unnatural, so unnatural it’s like two people of the same gender having sexual relationships with each other and requesting the government allows them to get married…Gross….

Seriously, these are some serious lesbian tits, it looks like Britney ripped them right off a fucking lesbian, like a really broad, construction boot wearing, real deal lesbian, not the lipstick college girl who had a bad relationship with her high school sweetheart so she lets her roommate fuck her with a vibrator before bed kind of lesbian, but more the kind of lesbian who changes transmissions for fun, who likes cutting down trees and who likes operating heavy equipment because demolition is the best part of rennovating lesbian…when not too busy banding together to challenge each other to hit the streets the person who comes back with the most severed dicks wins…

Needless to say…shit’s not hot…

Pics via Fame

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2010

19

Jan

Serena Williams and her Big Monster Tits of the Day

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Serena Williams confuses me because she’s equipped with these monster tits that if you were to see alone, you might get excited about, but unfortunately, they don’t come alone, they come with the rest of her really muscular and monsterous large body.

It’s like if you get with this, your sexuality is definitely as questionable no matter how hard you focus in on her tits bouncing, her gender is questionable cuz we don’t know if she was born with a vagina because her muscles tell us otherwise, and it seems like her dad just decided to sculpt a vagina out of her penis when she was a baby in their basement so that one day she’d be able to pay off the family mortgage when she reached the top of Women’s tennis because she was actually a dude….a sport her dad wanted to dominate because of bitterness that came with being poor black boy they didn’t let in the country club….

Who really knows, I just know this is scary as fuck….

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2010

19

Jan

Mischa Barton’s Tits in Some Movie of the Day

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I am willing to give Mischa Barton a little more attention, because despite how fat she’s got the last little while and how shitty her career has gone, I still think she’s got some solid bottom feeding roles ahead of her before she fully gives up, or dies of an overdose and all those roles involve her naked, fucking, using her pussy like a sock puppet, or really just showing off her pussy, cuz I watched the OC and I’m down with seeing her 5 years later, lookin’ 15 years older and substantially more desperate to make money to feed her lifestyle she’s hooked into, hoping maybe getting naked will get her an Oscar, like she was Hilary Swank in Boys Don’t Cry, without realizing she’s cast in American Pie 48 – The Search for Mischa Barton’s Pussy Lip….

Either way, here she is topless in some movie called Assination of a High School President, that I’ve never heard of, but is out on DVD somewhere…


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