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Archive for the Tits Category

2010

21

Apr

Sophie Marceau Ass for the Necrophiliacs of the Day

Here is an almost erotic clip of Sophie Marceau’s Old Lady Ass, if you’re a necrophiliac and like your bitches to look like they are lying in a locker at the morgue before you have your way with them, something hard to introduce into sex on the first date, in a “come on baby, let me just paint your lips this shade of blue and you just lay there like you’re dead and let me have my way with you ok?”, that’s why I always just recommend really strong sedatives to my necrophiliac friends….

I’m not cultured or into other cultures, but french movies have offered some of the best real sex scenes in a movie, like this one called Baisse Moi that I jerked off to at least once, because there was actual penetration, in a movie that wasn’t considered porn, something that makes sense…It’s like why pretend to fuck when you should actually be fucking to make your role look a lot more authentic than the love scenes Hollywood likes to include in their movies….

Some other bitch was in the movie named Linett Hernandez Valdes, not to be confused with Juan Valdez, the Columbian “coffee farmer” cuz “coffee” is Columbia’s number one export in terms of hiding cocaine in the shipments….she showed tit, I like black chicks, especially when latina even though I’d expect more out of this AFROTINA since this was her first role….

By the way, the movie is called L’Homme de Chevet if you ever want to ignore it at the movie store or pretend you saw it to a bitch you want to impress….

Posted in:Ass|L'Homme de Chevet|Linett Hernandez Valdes|Sophie Marceau|Tits

2010

21

Apr

Jessica Simpson Fat Tits of the Day

Jessica Simpson is fat. This isn’t news. She’s not trying to hide it. She’s just a girl pushing 30 who just doesn’t have the same body she had 10 years ago, like the high school prom queen who never spoke to you that you bumped into at Wal Mart with her 3 black babies with different fathers and 60 pounds heavier, reminding you that sometimes fucking the basketball team when you’re the star cheerleader loses its appeal and has a downside when you do it in your 20s after emotionally eating your way to a state of disgusting….

By American standards, I know you still find bitch hot and skinny and for the rest of you I know her huge tits excite you enough to ignore the rest of her, so I figure I might as well post the shit….and that’s just what’ I’ll do…


If you look closely, you will see her gay hairstylist who force feeds her to make himself look skinny as he leaches off her fame in efforts to make himself famous…all while looking like he’s dying of Aids…not necessarily cuz he’s Gay but because he looks like Tom Hanks in Philedelphia….

Pics via PacificCoastNews
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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Katy Perry’s Strapped Up Tits at Coachella of the Day

I hate Coachella. It is some bullshit music festival that 75,000 idiots run out to in the desert because the line-up is just so fucking crazy that these hipsers can’t miss it and are willing to travel across country to be part of it like a bunch of fucking drones trying to earn coolness points in their bullshit scene. But what really annoys me about the shit is their VIP section where all these low-level celebrities go party for the weekend and sit by the pool in their own bullshit scene where they all suck up to each other and tell each other how great they are in this ego stroking, false sense of exclusivity shit that really fucking annoys me. Sure it’s just a fucking concert and I shouldn’t get so worked up about the shit, but I can’t help the hatred I feel…..

A lot of people you know but should not care about were there, but Katy Perry strapped up her fat tits probably had the best outfit amongst the bullshit that was in attendance, which isn’t saying much, but here are the pics anyway, cuz we like tits even if they are on a sloppy fucking monster….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Coachella|Katy Perry|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Christina Hendricks Tits Do Esquire of the Day

I don’t watch Mad Men, but apparently it is a big deal…but probably not as big of a deal as Christina Hendricks’ tits because they are the only reason I know the show…which I guess brings up the question of why it took her until the age of 34 to break out, because locigally she has had her tits since she was 18, and her tits are the only reason people care about her, but that question is far too deep for the intelligence of my one reader, so I’ll just keep wondering it for myself, you’ve let me down again….

Posted in:Christina Hendricks|Esquire|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Heather Graham Lesbian Tits in Boogie Woogie of the Day

Here is a clip from some movie called Boogie Woogie where Heather Graham gets topless and plays a lesbian with some twat named Jaime Winstone, not to be confused with the movie Boogie Nights where she gets topless with Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch…..I guess she’s a one trick pony, but when a bitch has tits like this and her trick involves showing them off, it’s a hell of a lot better trick than anything I can do…

Posted in:Heather Graham|Lesbian|Tits

2010

19

Apr

Amy Winehouse and Her Stupid Fake Tits of the Day

Last fall Amy Winehouse got breast implants as a distraction to what must have been a drug overdose. It was one of those those hopsitalized for actually dying on their bathroom floor for 8 minutes before paramedics revived her and her people had to come up with a reason for the hospitalization so they went with implants, since implants are socially acceptable, and since her people thought she should stack the fuck up since Amy Winehouse had lost her natural big tits to addiction and malnourishment thanks to drugs, and in trying to spin this into something realistic and not damaging to her image that I think is already so damaged they nickname it Haiti, they actually had to follow through and get her fake tits, and here are the pictures of the commitment she has to her cause…..

And here are her jacked up tits in a different outfit, because despite having the most rancid pussy around, bitch is still a bitch and likes to change her clothes sometimes, but don’t let that fool you into thinking she is hygienic and doesn’t smell, cuz she worked so hard at giving up on herself that I’m sure she wouldn’t want us to think she’s cleanin’ up…and I’d still love to rub her crust all over me genitals….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Tits

2010

16

Apr

Anne Hathaway Tits in a White Shirt of the Day

Anne Hathaway is a talent, if you consider making a decent set of tits as boring as humanly possible….unfortunately, that’s something I don’t consider a talent at all, but instead find disgraceful and disrespectful to her bra size….I figure we need rules in place that if anyone 34C and over buys a bra, they sign a contract that at least 50 percent of the time they leave their house, they show some fucking cleavage…not because I’m a frat jock typical “Bro” alpha make kind of guy…you know with my keg in the corner and my poster of tits on the wall like a fucking dufus retard who can’t get pussy but has his buddies to talk tit with, but because I’m a perver and like any dude, I like looking at tits, it gets me through life and makes me hate my wife less cuz it gives me that little taste I need, like a fix, so that I don’t fully hate her cuz I’m reminded there’s good in the world, even though I’m stuck with such shit….like my wife and Anne Hathaway hiding her tits….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Anne Hathaway|Tits

2010

16

Apr

Worthless Old Lady that Isn’t an Old Lady Tits of the Day

Her name is Kim Zolciak. She’s on a TV show that wouldn’t be a TV show if there weren’t so many useless TV channels now that everyone’s got cable and the companies are trying to fill up time slots with serious low quality shit that doesn’t do shit for society but pollute it….and it’d be nice if they could instill laws against this kind of polluting llike they do when it comes to polluting other aspects of our life…you know like when I get a ticket for not picking up my dog’s shit, or in trouble for dumping my kitchen garbage out of my window, and how they make people with cars from the 70s get their exhaust pipes fixed and how they make us recycle and all that other bullshit…but for some reason, they can shove the garbage like Real Housewives of Bullshit about this pig’s life down our fucking throats like we care…doing nothing good for any of us…

It makes no fucking sense to me…it’s like you can’t put naked pussy on primetime but you can get away producing this shit…Hollywood is done. It doesn’t need an earthquake to sink it into the pacific, they suiciding themselves.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:cleavage|Kim Zolciak|Tits

2010

16

Apr

Tila Tequila Tits Bore Me of the Day

I have said all I really need to say about Tila Tequila. It is now at the point of me actually getting annoyed of the shit. Before, I thought it was okay to point and laugh at her in her demise, but she’s dragging this shit on and on and someone needs to just put her out of her fucking misery. The world gets it, she wants to get noticed, she wants attention, she wants to think the peak is yet to come and that she still matters and will always matter, but she doesn’t matter, and no one does care, except for the occasional pervert who likes mini asian people with huge fake tits….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Tila Tequila|Tits

2010

13

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Tits of the Day

Yesterday, I was pretty upset cuz I was doing a post on Jessica Simspon’s new haircut that her gay friend who is riding her to the top posted on twitter in efforts to release his own “exclusive” so that people follow him for a change, since in his and every gay guy’s mind, he deserves to be the starlet everyone cares about, and Jessica Simpson is the way to make that fucking happen cuz her desperation and depression makes her easy to manipulate….

Today, I am pretty upset cuz I’m posting an update on the shit and writing about a useless, lonely bitch’s hair is pretty fucking depressing, cuz it looks like she’s got hair today….but at least today, I can distract myself with her fat chick tits….and fat chick body….

I just don’t understand why fag hags are always fat chicks…do the gays make them get fat to make them look skinny, do gays hang with them because they don’t judge girls on a sexual level and like them for their big personalities/bank accounts/level of fame, or do they just emotionally eat cuz gay guys are tedious and make them feel like wrecks….no that it matters, cuz fat chicks don’t exist to me except when they end up in my bed taking all the blankets and here are the pics….

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Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Tits