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2007

24

Oct

I am – Julia Allison Isn't That Famous but in Lingerie of the Day

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So her name is Julia Allison and she is some kind of freelance writer or journalist and has been or is on Fox News. I’ve never heard of her, but that’s not saying much, because I don’t read or watch TV, but you probably haven’t heard of her either.

The reason I am posting these pictures of her in her lingerie is because someone emailed me saying she’s dating one of the founders of CollegeHumor. You probably know CollegeHumor as one of the lamest link-dump sites out there, because it is designed for stupid sluts and the frat boys who gangbang them, and for some reason they got fucking huge and all they were doing was linking the lamest fucking content on the internet days after that shit hit the internet. I am guessing their Frat Boy audience was too fucking stupid to learn the names of other sites or maybe it’s because these geeks who created it were up on this shit in the beginning of the internet. So after a few years of running shit, these 4 college losers sold half of their business for something like 30,000,000 dollars to interactive corp, who own shit like ASK.com, Ticketmaster, match.com and a whole lot of other shit.

So now, four cheesy fucking dudes with lame jokes and ironic t-shirts that other cheesy fucking dudes rock, are worth a lot of fucking money, and maybe they stayed cooped up in their dorm rooms jerking off to the pictures sluts sent them for the site, but now they are “BAWLLLIN” and bitches like this Julia Allison are letting them inside their vaginas, probably unprotected, because of it.

Point of this is to say that if you can turn your loser ways into something profitable, there is no way decent to hot pussy is running after the CollegeHumor dudes because they are cool shit, it’s because they have money and girls like fucking money. So if you have money, you will get all the fucking pussy you want so you should stop reading this site and start doing something that involves the obscure porn you chronically jerk off to, videogames, and having no friends.

For the record, CollegeHumor has linked this site, but stopped a long time ago and I hate them for it, they are dead to me, but their girlfriends aren’t because the number one revenge you can have on a motherfucker is by fucking his girlfriend and since I never leave my house and smell like shit, this is as close as I’ll get to her junk

Here are those pics of her simulating wallet fucking some old dude in her lingerie, if you’re wondering why she’s drinking, it’s so that she can live with herself after she sucks him off and blame it on being drunk I guess it’s true that sometimes art imitates life, not that this shit is art, but you know what I’m saying, it’s not that complicated. Cuddles

Visit Her Website, Write Her an Email, Hire Her To Host Your “TV” Show…
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2007

24

Oct

I am – Julia Allison Isn’t That Famous but in Lingerie of the Day

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So her name is Julia Allison and she is some kind of freelance writer or journalist and has been or is on Fox News. I’ve never heard of her, but that’s not saying much, because I don’t read or watch TV, but you probably haven’t heard of her either.

The reason I am posting these pictures of her in her lingerie is because someone emailed me saying she’s dating one of the founders of CollegeHumor. You probably know CollegeHumor as one of the lamest link-dump sites out there, because it is designed for stupid sluts and the frat boys who gangbang them, and for some reason they got fucking huge and all they were doing was linking the lamest fucking content on the internet days after that shit hit the internet. I am guessing their Frat Boy audience was too fucking stupid to learn the names of other sites or maybe it’s because these geeks who created it were up on this shit in the beginning of the internet. So after a few years of running shit, these 4 college losers sold half of their business for something like 30,000,000 dollars to interactive corp, who own shit like ASK.com, Ticketmaster, match.com and a whole lot of other shit.

So now, four cheesy fucking dudes with lame jokes and ironic t-shirts that other cheesy fucking dudes rock, are worth a lot of fucking money, and maybe they stayed cooped up in their dorm rooms jerking off to the pictures sluts sent them for the site, but now they are “BAWLLLIN” and bitches like this Julia Allison are letting them inside their vaginas, probably unprotected, because of it.

Point of this is to say that if you can turn your loser ways into something profitable, there is no way decent to hot pussy is running after the CollegeHumor dudes because they are cool shit, it’s because they have money and girls like fucking money. So if you have money, you will get all the fucking pussy you want so you should stop reading this site and start doing something that involves the obscure porn you chronically jerk off to, videogames, and having no friends.

For the record, CollegeHumor has linked this site, but stopped a long time ago and I hate them for it, they are dead to me, but their girlfriends aren’t because the number one revenge you can have on a motherfucker is by fucking his girlfriend and since I never leave my house and smell like shit, this is as close as I’ll get to her junk

Here are those pics of her simulating wallet fucking some old dude in her lingerie, if you’re wondering why she’s drinking, it’s so that she can live with herself after she sucks him off and blame it on being drunk I guess it’s true that sometimes art imitates life, not that this shit is art, but you know what I’m saying, it’s not that complicated. Cuddles

Visit Her Website, Write Her an Email, Hire Her To Host Your “TV” Show…
GO


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Britney Spears Bikini Dance of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Britney that hit yesterday but I didn’t bother posting them because they were tagged to shit from whoever took the pictures, so I am posting them now, a day late. I think Britney is fucking awesome, not because she’s a wreck and making huge money off being a wreck or because she’s not talented and her new album is robotic as fuck and still number 1 everywhere even though it doesn’t sound like her, but because she’s an exhibitionist and gets naked all the fucking time. I think hanging out with Britney would be a lot cheaper than hanging out at a strip club, even though it seems that a big part of Britney wishes she was hanging out with you at a strip club as one of the dancers. I really don’t have much more to say other than I hope she is influencing today’s youth to help brighten my future, because there’s nothing like watching a dirty girl cleaning and dancing in some skimpy bikini and makes me wish I could afford some nude cleaning service, even though those nude girls don’t do a very good job cleaning, but my house smells like my wife’s dirty underwear and it’s making me sick to my stomach.


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2007

23

Oct

I am – Mariah Carey's Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t see enough of Mariah Carey, I don’t mean that literally, because bitch is big enough to fill the frame as successfully as her late 90s career, I meant in general, where the fuck did she go and what the fuck’s she been up to since her psychological meltdown. Reality is that I don’t really care, I was never a fan of anything more than her big tits.

I was at a party on Saturday and there was a girl there who I know. She pulled out her camera to show me a picture of her crotch. She was wearing pantyhose and underwear over the pantyhose. I was confuse, because I was always under the impression that pantyhose doubled as underwear and that’s why they have that weird vagina protector and if you’re going to wear underwear with pantyhose, wouldn’t it only make sense to wear them under the pantyhose? I was pretty drunk so instead of asking her, I just pinned her against the wall, lifted up her skirt and dry humped her with my limp dick. She wasn’t really vibing on my “I get drunk and molest you” ways, but she shoulda been expecting it coming from me. Her boyfriend on the otherhand gave me a high five, or what I thought was a high five before it slammed me in the face and gave me a nose bleed. I guess the lesson of the day is that when getting drunk and molesting a chick with underwear over her pantyhose, make sure her boyfriend isn’t right next to her.

Either way, here is Mariah Carey rockin’ some tight dress, pantyhose and a pair of fuck me boots for all you losers who used to jerk off to her music videos before the internet was invented.

On Some TRL Shit….

On the Street….

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2007

23

Oct

I am – Mariah Carey’s Cleavage of the Day

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I don’t see enough of Mariah Carey, I don’t mean that literally, because bitch is big enough to fill the frame as successfully as her late 90s career, I meant in general, where the fuck did she go and what the fuck’s she been up to since her psychological meltdown. Reality is that I don’t really care, I was never a fan of anything more than her big tits.

I was at a party on Saturday and there was a girl there who I know. She pulled out her camera to show me a picture of her crotch. She was wearing pantyhose and underwear over the pantyhose. I was confuse, because I was always under the impression that pantyhose doubled as underwear and that’s why they have that weird vagina protector and if you’re going to wear underwear with pantyhose, wouldn’t it only make sense to wear them under the pantyhose? I was pretty drunk so instead of asking her, I just pinned her against the wall, lifted up her skirt and dry humped her with my limp dick. She wasn’t really vibing on my “I get drunk and molest you” ways, but she shoulda been expecting it coming from me. Her boyfriend on the otherhand gave me a high five, or what I thought was a high five before it slammed me in the face and gave me a nose bleed. I guess the lesson of the day is that when getting drunk and molesting a chick with underwear over her pantyhose, make sure her boyfriend isn’t right next to her.

Either way, here is Mariah Carey rockin’ some tight dress, pantyhose and a pair of fuck me boots for all you losers who used to jerk off to her music videos before the internet was invented.

On Some TRL Shit….

On the Street….

Bonus: Mariah Carey’s Cleavage on the Today Show…Today…


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2007

22

Oct

I am – Some Old Named Francesca Dellera Showing Off Her Old Tits of the Day

This woman tried to sue me for defamation, even though my site is satirical and I mock everyone…

I know the no names are most likely the ones to sue…It happened with Victoria Silvstedt…it happened with so many others before her…it’s just not high profile enough for me to bother fighting it……and by not high profile enough – I mean – who the hell is she? I’m probably the only person who has ever posted on her…and she found me by googling herself….she should be paying me for this exposure….Idiots.


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2007

22

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian’s TIts Blow Candles and Not Dick of the Day

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I hate the word Douche and Douchebag with a fucking passion. I don’t know why this shit got picked up so aggressively the last couple of years because people have been saying it a long time. The only really experience I have with douche bags is when I worked at a Pharmacy and some old fucking lady came up to me and asked where she could find the 3 Gallon douche bags. I didn’t really know how to react so I took her big vagina to the douche section and could only find her the 1/2 gallon douche bag. She was furious and I said she could just use the half gallon one 12 times and she wasn’t impressed.

Either way, I accidentally dropped the word douche this weekend for the first time, because I guess I am like you and easily influenced by the media and people around me, and when I realized that shit came out of my mouth, I wanted to kill myself.

Speaking of suicide, here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian celebrating her birthday with her tits at Les Deux in Los Angeles. I don’t know how old she is, but another year older means another year closer to death, and let’s face it she might as well just speed up the process because she’s a waste of fucking space and that would only prove she’s not too stupid to realize it. But I do like watching her blow out her candles on her cakes that are even more obnoxious that she is even though it’s not as exiting as her blowing black men, but it’s good enough for monday morning entertainment.


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2007

22

Oct

I am – Kim Kardashian's TIts Blow Candles and Not Dick of the Day

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I hate the word Douche and Douchebag with a fucking passion. I don’t know why this shit got picked up so aggressively the last couple of years because people have been saying it a long time. The only really experience I have with douche bags is when I worked at a Pharmacy and some old fucking lady came up to me and asked where she could find the 3 Gallon douche bags. I didn’t really know how to react so I took her big vagina to the douche section and could only find her the 1/2 gallon douche bag. She was furious and I said she could just use the half gallon one 12 times and she wasn’t impressed.

Either way, I accidentally dropped the word douche this weekend for the first time, because I guess I am like you and easily influenced by the media and people around me, and when I realized that shit came out of my mouth, I wanted to kill myself.

Speaking of suicide, here are some pictures of Kim Kardashian celebrating her birthday with her tits at Les Deux in Los Angeles. I don’t know how old she is, but another year older means another year closer to death, and let’s face it she might as well just speed up the process because she’s a waste of fucking space and that would only prove she’s not too stupid to realize it. But I do like watching her blow out her candles on her cakes that are even more obnoxious that she is even though it’s not as exiting as her blowing black men, but it’s good enough for monday morning entertainment.


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2007

22

Oct

I am – Gisele Rocks a Bikini of the Day

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I thing I like about Gisele is the mystery of whether she has a vagina or not. Bitch is from Brazil and everyone I talk to who knows anything about Brazil say they have the hottest lady-boys in the world and that you can’t even tell the difference and when drunk and in Brazil, who needs to tell the difference, especially if AIDS is your thing.

I used to know this fag who didn’t know he was a fag but was obsessed with Tranny porn, he claimed it wasn’t gay because he was only into lady-boys slamming chicks and not dudes slammin’ lady-boys up their lady-boy asses, so he was convinced shit was less gay than watching straight porn because the dude looked like a chick and it was more like hybrid lesbian porn with some chick with dick shit instead of a strap on but still 2 sets of tits and 1 dick, instead of that faggot ass straight porn you watch, because I know you’re not actually getting off to the chick getting fucked but to the porn dick. Fag.

Either way, bitch has some serious legs, and I guess even if they lead to a fat cock, I’d still have no choice but to watch her jerk off on my fatty man tits, because I have a thing for models.


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2007

19

Oct

I am – Elle Macpherson’s See Through Top of the Day

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I hate girls with short stubby legs and I don’t know why. I never really had standards in my life and I was never a leg man in but every time I go out and see these long torso bitches with these thick short legs they instantly turn into dudes so that I don’t even notice them anymore. It even happens when they are ridiculously hot, I just can’t stomach the thought of them aging into this fat short legged dumpy ass bitches. I guess it’s because long thin legs, usually leads to a nice tight ass, and a nice tight ass leads to a nice tight vagina and a nice tight vagina leads to a nice stomach and at that point tits just don’t matter. It’s all built from the ground up.

Elle Macpherson may be older and not as hot as she was in the 80s, but if you were the dude who was banging her in the 80s and you knew she’d end up looking like this 20 years later, you probably wouldn’t have let her dump you ass for someone with more money, you probably would have kidnapped her and kept her in a cage so that she never ran away, but you’re weird because just knowing I slammed Elle Macpherson in her prime would lead me to a life of only fucking hotter girls than her, she set the bar and the good thing being is a guy is that there is always someone younger and fresher and stupid enough to sit on your dick and by your dick I mean someone with enough game to land Elle Macpherson not someone who lives in a basement apartment and works at a post office by day and a professional RPG player by night….if you know what I mean, which you probably do….all too well.


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