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Archive for the Titty Category

2009

23

Nov

Hayden Panettiere Titty Bounce Jog of the Day

I always thought Hayden Panettiere had jacked-up titties like you’d expect to find on female body builders or at 12 year old. You know the kind of perky titty you are scared to suck on because not only will it make you feel like a faggot for doing it, but will also chip your tooth. Titty that doesn’t bounce when the host bitch jogs, jumps, runs or does any other physical activity like stripping, because fitness is what made the shit hard and manly in the first place, one of those catch 22, chicken before the egg, hindsight is 20/20 or if a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound or whatever fucking cliche I am trying to think of but can’t figure out because I’m not that bright, but I guess these pictures prove me wrong…I definitely see a little titty bounce but I still find this bitch ugly but know that your virgin ass doesn’t, that’s why she gets work, so I’ve lowered myself to post this shit for you, hoping one day this site makes me rich, but not hoping too hard because historically, I suck at life.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bounce|Hayden Panettiere|Titty

2009

15

May

Pamela Anderson Titty of the Day

Here are some Pam Anderson cleavage pics for you in the event you’ve forgotten who she is and haven’t been paying attention to her hanging onto her sex appeal with all she has to offer.

On a sidenote, I started using Purrell as lube when I fuck nasty bitches, you know that hand sanitizer shit, I am testing it as a cure or weapon in this STD war…I think it’s genius. I’ll let you know how it works out for me, ideally with photo evidence, hopefully with my dick still in one-piece, and I don’t mean the bathing suit kind.

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|Titty