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2014

03

Jun

Torrie Wilson in a Green Bikini of the Day

Torrie Wilson was a wrestler, but not the kind of wrestler I like, you know the drunk slutty single mother who wants to make the 150 dollar prize money at the local bar mud wrestling event to pay for her babies formula…the easier kind of wrestler to leg lock or get choked out by – because she’s pretty much given up, even when she’s too white trash to realize she’s given up…

Torrie Wilson is more of a wrestler who was hired as more of a model or Glamour girl that the WWF threw into the mix to make watching wrestling a less gay experience…

It was like – put girls in the mix, get the more homophobic trailer park dwellers something to justify the boners they get watching wrestling because they “aren’t fucking fags”…according to them, even though watching wrestling is some faggy ass behavior…

I mean, I know a lot of gay guys who would be able to masturbate to that shit, but in their defence all the gay guys I know are fucking perverts who can masturbate to anything with at least one testicle…

Either way, Torrie Wilson, is on the beach in a bikini and not fat. Awesome…or is it?

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2013

15

Apr

Torrie Wilson’s Vagina Being Squeezed Out of her Bathing Suit of the Day

Torrie Wilson is a wrestler, or ex wrestler and it looks like her vagina hasn’t given up the job, is still going at it strong, as it wrestles the fuck out of her bikini bottoms. It’s more entertaining and more realistic than the WWF.


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2012

27

Nov

Torrie Wilson’s on the Beach in a White Bikini of the Day

Torrie Wilson is some has-been wrestler, retired since 2008, irrelevant to the general public since 1975….but she’s probably got fans…people are into this wrestling shit…and they are generally weird people who not letting go of the glory days or the girls they masturbated to in those glory days….is likely one of the more normal things they do….

As far as I’m concerned she looks like a fake titty stripper with fake stripper hair and fake stripper tan despite being out in the sun in a bikini….a bikini that is really the only reason I am posting about her….cuz I’m really not into this shit…but I am into girls in bikinis…I’m so torn…how will I got on…


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2012

15

Jun

Torrie Wilson Bikini Picture for Twitter of the Day

Torrie Wilson is some old as fuck, weathered and beat up, stripper looking pile of ghetto white trash, who used to be a wrestler……you know one of the tacky bitches they threw into the mix to not make the homophobic trailer park fans feel gay about getting a boner for the half naked men, greased up and grinding…

The only thing hot about her is that she is not fat…in fact from 14-20 she was anorexic and love eating disorders cuz they remind me that not all girls are lazy as fuck and into sloppy bodies…her anorexia turned into an unhealthy fitness addiction…..that led to wrestling….

Here she is showing off her fake hair, lips, tits in her inappropriate for a 50 year old hard lookin face, but luckily not so bad because bitch is fit, even if her skin cancer from tanning too hard skin is kinda hanging off her,

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2012

10

Jan

Torrie Wilson is A-Rod’s New Strong Woman in a Bikini of the Day

I’ve never slept with a man but I have slept with women who have dick clits. I have also slept with women who were muscular as shit…and despite starring at their 6-pack in amazemen….it was far less gay then you’d think it is…cuz as Chaz Bono proves, being a woman is a state of mind….

I’m sure some muscle bitches are some of the most whiney high maintenance irritating bitches around….but the good news is the muscles just give them a hard body and strong pussy that I’d take over fat any day and a fitness level that can make me cum better than when I’m doing all the work, worrying about heart attacks….not to mention the higher testosterone makes for a higher sex drive….

So when I see A-Rod simulating locker room sex with the team on the women he chooses, especially this Torrie Wilson cuz she’s wrestler…and locker room foreplay is always starts with a wrestle…I remember that it’s probably less gay than it looks cuz I’ve been there and I liked it…..and now I’m gonna go write a pop song called “I fucked a muscle bitch and I liked it even though I went into it thinking it may turn me gay “….and maybe I’ll be the next Katy Perry…

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2012

04

Jan

A.Rod’s New Tough Pussy is Wrestler Torrie Wilson of the Day

A.Rod is known for being a big of a faggot….at least when it comes to the women he chooses…they all start out with vaginas, but he puts them through some training routine that makes their tits shrink, their shoulders broaden and their hips go masculine…It happened with Madonna and Cameron Diaz and I can only assume it is going to happen to this Torrie Wilson wrestler bitch and I’m sure she’s going to love every second of being relevant and in the same bed as Madonna and other celebrities, while he’s going to love every choke hold she puts him under while screaming at him and calling him a little bitch…Love is a beautiful thing especially when you have weird fetishes.

BONUS – Artistic Crop With Vagina Lip and a Bag that Reads “Juicy”….

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