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Archive for the Tranny Category

2010

07

May

Gisele Uses Her Purse to Hide Her Penis of the Day

I’m not a cop, I’m not an FBI or CIA agent, I’m not even a recreational private investigator, I’m just a voyeur…a pretty fucking good voyeur with serious paranoid anxiety, especically since the handful of times I’ve been caught.

But based on my expert conspiracy theorist, crazy person opinion…Gisele is a man….You know one of those beautiful trannies from Brazil who you can’t tell are guys until you get their pants off after taking a blowjob from them under the boardwalk of Rio and you aren’t even considered gay when you fuck them up the ass after finding out they don’t have a pussy, because hormonally they are 85% where they need to be…..

I’m convinced Victoria’s Secret fired her cuz we were onto her and they didn’t want further investigation going into the shit. I’m convinced Leonardo DiCaprio dated her when he was experimenting with homosexuality as most actors are in love with themselves and he thought all that jerking off in front of the mirror meant more than meets the eye. Tom Brady married her because he could get away with all his locker room fantasies without being known as the Quarterback who fucks dudes, but as the one who marries models, which works out better during the new teammate initation gangbangs when the team tells each other what they are doing isn’t gay. I’m convinced her pregnancy was staged and a mechanism to trick people cuz she and her man have got a career and image to maintain…..and now she’s got her purse placed in front of her cock cuz she didn’t have time to strap down and was stuck in a pair of tight pants….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen|Tranny

2010

17

Mar

Amazing Teen Prostitution Story of the Day

Here’s a pretty fucking weird story straight from the fucking gutter. It’s got something to do with some dude who took in a teenage runaway in exchange for sexual favors who he dressed like a girl and sent to the streets when the teenager refused to turn more tricks for for free…and the whole thing is next level. I’m thinking about getting the picture of the uncle put on a T-shirt because he’s inspired me and given me some serious good times and I’ve never even met the guy, I’ve just seen this video…It is confusing but it is also that good. I want to buy the rights to this story for a couple of 40s of malt liquor. It is gonna be the sequel to Precious…just wait and see….only problem is if I write the script they’ll call me racist but if I was black, they’d call me a social commentary or my people cuz the Oscars are fucking racist.

Posted in:Teen Prostitutes|Tranny

2010

05

Mar

Katie Price Doesn’t Look Real of the Day

I do not really understand what’s going on with Katie Price or these pictures of her, but I do know that whatever it is, it is scary, she looks like something you’d find in the girl’s bathroom you’re using at a gay bar you accidentally walked into because you hoped gays were horny enough to buy you drinks when you had no money or homo tendencies, but you weren’t ambitious enough to use the men’s bathroom because it is a good place to get HIV cuz everyone in there is fucking each other, while the trannies who think they are ladies no matter how much make-up or how big her fake tits are still have dick that they luckily keep tightly wrapped are less scary to be around….

Pics via Fame
Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Katie Price|Plastic|Tranny

2010

16

Feb

Gerard Butler on the Beach with Nicole Scherzinger of the Day

Gerard Butler, also known as the guy who plays Jennifer Aniston’s boyfriend in the tabloids, because he made the bad drunken decision to fuck her one night, making her attach herself to him and forced the producers of their recent movie to make him pretend to be her boyfriend, otherwise she wouldn’t attend publicity events, making them lose out on millions of dollars, was on the beaches of Rio with Nicole Scherzinger, because like all British sex addicted rich people weirdos, he can never say no to trannies…..and Brazil is the new Thailand for UK tranny lovers….and Nicole Scherzinger is the new Rupaul when it comes to trannies. This dude really is at the top of his game.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Beach|Gerard Butler|Nicole Scherzinger|Rio|Tranny

2010

09

Feb

Kim Kardashian Brings the Tranny Billboard of the Day

It’s nice to see that the world is becoming more and more liberal and fags, queers, trannies and sexually confused gender benders are allowed to buy billboards and promote their shit, cuz there is no way this someone with an actual pussy, it must be the best body double they could find for the whore, because I do know that Kim Kardashian has a pussy, I’ve seen it in video, but I’m not sure the guy who plays her in her ad campaign for some bullshit product she probably doesn’t deserve to launch, but will make millions with because America is retarded and buys into this shit they see on tv, and who really cares…

Either way, you’re half gay and like your women a little robust, so this is for you…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Billboard|Kim Kardashian|Tranny

2010

14

Jan

Alexis Arquette is the Hot Tranny of the Day

No, I’m really not into trannies, despite all the propaganda a lot of “straight” guys I know try to force on me, like some kind of telemarketing scam sent from tranny headquarters to divert the reality that they are freaks of fucking nature who freak my the fuck out, and turn them into sexual objects for people who don’t want to admit they’re gay. I’ve heard shit like if a tranny fucks a girl it’s less gay and more straight than watching a man fuck a girl, because there are four sets of tits, even though one of those sets of tits is on a fucking dude. I’ve heard the whole “hormones” determine whether we are male or female and their hormones state they are female, despite their dicks telling me otherwise. The whole thing is just a sign that the world is about to end, sure there have always been weirdos who did this in the privacy of their own homes, but now they are allowed out in public without getting stoned to death or fed to the lions and it’s throwin’ off our society…..but if you’re not like me but like a lot of guys I know, here’s some tranny pussy to get off to…you fucking weirdo….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Tranny

2009

14

Dec

Katie Price and Her Tranny Tits of the Day

I wonder how many times Katie Price pulls out the lips on her weather vagina and shapes the shit into something that looks as close to a cock and ballsack as possible, because there is no fucking way this girl doesn’t realize or that it is an accident that as the days turn into months, she turns into a fucking dude. Maybe it is just the make-up, maybe it’s just how the plastic surgery sets, like foundation on an old house, or maybe she’s on hormone therapy, cuz after Peter Andre, she realizes that her life calling, or at least her sexual preference is to fuck gay menup the ass with a huge black strap on dildos….and that she can’t live without a cock….but at least as she slowly enters manhood, she still has a pair of the stupiest fake tits to ever make a cunt with no purpose famous…and here are some pics of her trashy and dressed like the kid on welfare you’d find at K-Mart.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Jordan|Katie Price|Tits|Tranny

2009

25

Nov

Alexis Arquette Shows Off Her Tranny Panties of the Day

I never quite understood why tranny porn was as popular amongst straight people as it is. Is the shit like the unknown to them, making it like some kind of fantasy that could never happen like the shit they read about in comic books or maybe it the double set of tits fucking.

I just know that I’ve met many dudes who have openly admitted to being intrigued if not turned on by this shit. I have even met people who get sucked off by tranny’s and claim they do it cuz they are cheaper and sleazier than normal whores. They say they know what guys want since they are guys, and they have sex drives like guys and act slutty like guys want their women to act….but I think what it really comes down to is that people into trannies are just fags afraid to take the plunge into gayness and trannies make for a good buffer zone…..

I think the shit is just disgusting, unnatural, weird and uncomfortable but funny as fuck and since I like to offer something for everyone here, here’s some pics of Alexis Arquette showing off her tranny panty…..Good times…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Panties|Tranny

2009

25

Nov

Amber Rose is a Man in a Dress of the Day

These pictures reaffirm the reason why Kanye was all up on this bitch. It’s cuz she looks more like a man than he does and he fucking loves dudes he just doesn’t love how un-hip-hop it is to stick your dick in another dude’s ass, so instead of following his heart publicly and embracing who he really is and what he really wants in his life, he just shaves a manly lookin’ bitch down so that when he’s fucking her up the ass, cuz pussy is gross to him, he can pretend it’s his old buddy he used to play ball with and who he has been fantasizing about since he accidentally saw his dick when they were peeing next to each other…..it is just one of those dude with mommy issues situation, you know the kind of guy who can never love another woman cuz his mom is so special to them and no girl can compare, forcing him to go to cock for the male attention he never got in his broken home and the whole thing is heavily complicated, even more complicated than that Avril Lavigne song and that shit is called “complicated” so figure that out for yourself…

Pics via INF

Posted in:Amber Rose|Dress|Man|Tranny

2009

10

Nov

The Dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun is Still Alive of the Day

Oh shit the dude from 3rd Rock from the Sun is still alive, but he should really cover up his beer belly, cuz that’s the kind of behavior that gets you arrested if you’re standing outside a preschool….or so I’ve been told…

The funniest memory I have of this show was watching it with my friend who thought she was so fucking hot and would make us all shut up at her parts. He thought her fat tits and really tall ripped body were the fucking ultimate and we’d all laugh at him cuz all I could see was biceps, broad back and a deep fucking voice that even watching him act like a chick made me feel seriously uncomfortable, because I’m not so open minded to trannies, they pretty much freak me the fuck out…not that you care…but I am posting the pics anyway…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kristen Johnston|Tranny

2009

06

Nov

Ciara has a Pimple of the Day

I think the least of Ciara’s worries are that she has a pimple, you know considering she’s rumored to have a dick or to have been born with a dick, you know some serious transexual, transgendered or a hermaphrotie, meaning she may want to spend less time covering up her forehead blemishes and more time sorting out her gender, cuz chicks with dicks are the kind of people who end up dead in ditches when they fuck with the wrong dude.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ciara|Pimple|Tranny

2009

23

Sep

Alexis Arquette for the Tranny Loves of the Day

I think Alexis Arquette is giving you bedroom eyes and I have a feeling you like it cuz you are bored of standard porn and tired of girls rejecting you all the time leaving you ready for something different, something less picky or judgmental, something inhuman….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Tranny

2009

17

Sep

Alexis Arquette and “Her” Panty Flash of the Day

I’d like to switch things up here for a minute and throw up these pictures of Alexis “Used to be a Man” Arquette’s panty flash, even though “she” looks like a Jewish accountant at a halloween party, because I know a lot of you are closet cases and this is the only way you can accept your sexuality without fully accepting your sexuality, if you know what I mean. When I worked in the warehouse for a porn distributor, the biggest selling shit was tranny porn, I never got it and watched one once and figured that maybe guys liked seeing chicks with dicks fuck chicks without dicks and it was even more straight than straight porn,, cuz you had 2 sets of fake tits, one vagina and one dick, you know maybe tranny shit was something different after being so desensitized to regular porn, but then I saw the scene where dude was fucking a tranny and let me tell you there’s nothing straight about that, and nothing normal about mentally unstable people changing their fuckin’ gender like some kind of freaks, something that should be illegal and the whole thing creeps me the fuck out, but you probably like it, because someone’s keeping those tranny whores in business….

Pics via GO

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Panty|Tranny

2009

30

Jun

Mariah Carey Cross Dressin’ of the Day

For those of you who really love dick but can’t admit it to yourself because of the implications it will have with your family, friends and even your co-workers because gay is still not something you’re willing to accept and prefer staying on the “Tranny Porn Fetish fence on, so you slowly satisfy your needs by dating ugly butch girls with facial hair, who you try to surprise with a sailor costume, or even a construction worker costume, or some other Village People shit, trying to play it off as being something fun and exciting to do and totally not sexual, until your plan goes to hell when you try to slip her into the strap-on dildo you’ve been holding onto for her to use on you for months, this one’s for you.

If you are wondering, it is Mariah Carey dressed on set of her new music video as a dude who had botox and a weak chin.

Here she is as a woman…..with some tits….

Posted in:Cross Dressing|Mariah Carey|Tranny

2009

01

May

Alexis Arquette To Celebrate My Hemorrhoids of the Day

Hey next craigslist killer…this tranny is for you….only this bitch is too good for you..since she’s from a famous family .but I am posting her anyway to celebrate the hemorrhoid I woke up with today and freaked the fuck out because of. But for some reason I couldn’t help but question what gays do when this kind of medical condition hits them…because I can’t fucking walk…let alone think about sticking things in or out of my ass. It’s hell.

Either way, Alexis Arquette is some tranny with obvious mental issues, like all fucking trannies have because cutting off your fucking dick and living your life as a woman is fucking wierd. So here is some weird gayness goin on in video. It’s not like normal fag shit where they get together, act like teenage girls or get themselves all glammed up and fabulous before fucking each other for days while jacked on Meth/poppers or whatever the trendy gay drugs are these days.

This is some next level uncomfortable gay shit that I figured I’d post because I like feeling uncomfortable when trannies slap fags while talking about God…..and I know you do too….because most straight guys are down with tranny porn…at least that’s what I’ve been told…I just find it weird…

Posted in:Alexis Arquette|Gay|Tranny|Weird