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2016

27

Apr

Troian Bellisario Humping a Bench of the Day

Troian Bellisario is some Pretty Little Liars girl who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is hugely famous in the teen market, because all those teen fuckers watch that shit, or did watch that shit before being more interested in the snapchat of the girls in the shit…rather than the shit the girls are in that makes you follow their snapchat in the first place…..a sign of the times…where celebrities only book TV shows for the solid pay day – but more importantly for the snapchat follows…

I don’t know who she is, how old she is, I am not wikipedia…but I do know she’s humping furniture in some magazine that reminds me of a horny nympho I used to know – who was alway grabbing at her pussy, rubbing it against things, just hony all the time, only never letting me up inside her…because girls hate me…even girls who fuck furniture instead of me…

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2014

13

Aug

Troian Bellisario Doing Slutty Yoga of the Day

Troian Bellisario is some Pretty Little Liars girl who I’ve never heard of, but who I assume is hugely famous in the teen market, because all those fuckers watch the shit, and I haven’t interacted with someone under 20 in at least a decade because they are annoying.

I have however watched the teen choice awards, where it felt like all their idols and talent that are making moves are really cheesy fucking people. Like zero level of amazing, edgy or interesting. All little twats who seem like they belong in a stage show at Disney WOrld…because thanks to the internet..people’s tastes have gone to shit..

But at least, as Troian Bellisario, is proving..they know how to do slutty activities and present them as not being slutty, for their social media…because tits get hits and so do awesome poses in leggings..

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