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Archive for the Twitter Category

2009

08

Oct

Coco for Twitpic of the Day

Coco has taken Tila Tequila, Aubrey O’Day and pretty much every pornstar and slut’s lead by posting sleazy pics of her which aren’t really all that sleazy considering they are of her and this is just every fuckin’ day, but sleazy enough for people who don’t have friends who are hookers or strippers or fat chicks with fake tits and fat asses who wear clothes they buy at the sex shop out in public like a piece of tacky garbage no one should really notice or pay attention to, but people do because we are all perverts and can’t help ourselves.

The internet only cares about half naked bitches and for a bitch getting attention is as easy as getting half naked , it’s the whole basis of everything successful online. Youtube got big because of the sluts posting hot videos, Google got big from people searching for “Porn, Boobs, Sex”, Myspace got big before it became a music site because of the sluts and guys who wanted to fuck the sluts and I guess Twitter is doing the same. Mask it how you want, legitimize it all you can, pretend you’re on a news site, or a sports site, or even a music site or search engine, but we all know the truth because the internet is designed for smut and apparently so is Coco.

Posted in:Coco|Twitpic|Twitter

2009

02

Oct

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass on Twitter of the Day

This just in, Aubrey O’Day is an attention craving whore, who pretty much bites Tila Tequila’s whore style and turns to the internet to get naked for her horny fans who love her fat ass and fake tits to give her the illusion that people actually want to fuck her or that she’s actually famous and not just the reality show latch on that she is…..

See the issue I have with Aubrey O’Day is that this cunt posts pictures like this of herself, she stars in some low grade vegas show where she gets topless, and she pretty much can’t hide the fact that she’s a fat chick trying to exploit the little sex appeal she has because as long as a bitch gets naked, dudes will pay attention, but the second I post the pictures of her whore ass in action, I get fucking lawyers letters. So bitch who wants to be seen, makes a big stink about being seen, just because I guess she figures since she has our attention, she might as well try her best to really get our attention and I hate that shit, but mainly because this time it affected me directly.

Either way, here’s her ass and some other twitter pics she’s posting to get noticed, because I guess she feels her overeating and all the hard work she’s done sitting in a quest to turn her body into one black men can appreciate to land a hip hop boyfriend wasn’t getting noticed enough on its own, making her have to bend over for the camera, something more girls need to follow her lead on….

Posted in:Ass|Aubrey O'Day|Twitter

2009

15

Sep

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Tits from Twitter of the Day

I started following Adrianne Curry on Twitter for no real reason because I write on Twitter but don’t read what other people write on Twitter. I have a hard enough time reading my email, or my text messages, or Get Well Soon cards from 4 years ago, so I don’t understant why these motherfuckers would create this bullshit to make me fucking work, but it turns out that this bitch posts pictures of her fake tits in her bikini from the angle her whore self sees, and I guess that’s exciting to some people, not because they are fans of Adrianne Curry, but because they like fake tits and don’t realize they can get a pair of their own implanted into their chests to give them something to do while playing football, because no one ever talks about the dude who got implants cuz he lost a bet back in the 90s, and that’s a real crime to his innovation….

Either way, I guess this Adrianna Curry bitch likes tanning and wasting away on the beach because she’s got nothing better to do with herself and I guess I’m not complaining, cuz that would be really not straight of.

Posted in:Adrianna Curry|Bikini|Tits|Twitter

2009

31

Aug

Adrienne Curry Topless on Twitter of the Day

I guess twitter is a good place for whores who made it as whores to show off their whore ways, cuz they don’t need to get approved by editors or any of that shit, they can just take the pics and be on their whore way. Adrienne Curry’s done playboy and been on some useless fuckng reality shows and she’s taken that talent that is a set of fake tits to Twitter cuz no one else gives a fuck about her anymore so she’ll do it her fuckin’ self.

Posted in:Adrienne Curry|Topless|Twitter

2009

05

Aug

Tila Tequila’s Twitter Bra Pictures of the Day

I guess Tila Tequila started feeling her celebrity fading over the last few months and has taken to twitter to re-establish herself as the town whore of the internet who gets half naked and interracts with dudes she doesn’t know because she likes the attention and because it’s what got her to where she is today and here she is continuing to prove that there is something seriously wrong with society or at least American culture, where a talentless piece of shit you’d find in the trash in a China Town alley can crawl out of the cardboard takeout box, get breast implants and a myspace account and get her own TV show, record deal and house in the fuckin’ hills. The whole thing seriously offends me.

Posted in:Bra|Tila Tequila|Twitter

2009

10

Jul

Aubrey O’Day’s Twitter Underwear Pics of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is in some trashy Vegas show that Lindsay Lohan is supposed to be in, where these half talented bitches run around in their underwear, singing and dancing because they can’t land real record deals and concert tours because their time has come and gone already, and she decided to post some pictures on Twitter, because when you’re an attention whore, that’s kind of part of what you do, and these are the pics.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|Twitter

2009

01

May

Ashton Kutcher Made Me Famous of the Day

Someone anonymously sent me the twitter admin panel for Ashton Kutcher’s twitter page. I am guessing this is the backend that has all his information about his account that twitter employees have access too.

I am proud to say that I am one of 8 people he has blocked. That is amazing. Sure it may not do anything for me, but knowing that he went out of his way to make me specifically disappear makes me feel like I’ve made it. Let’s hope Oprah and CNN set up an interview with me to find out why I am one of very few people he couldn’t handle ripping into him. I’ll keep you motherfuckers posted.

I admit I terrorized him a little with comments about his wonky lookin’ twin and his mom’s failed uterus, comments about how his mom’s failed uterus has driven him to Demi’s plastic surgery uterus and comments about fucking Rumer cuz no one else will, but I think the one that put him over the edge is when I called him a joke and not a comedian. Either way, it is the first time I can say I am proud to be in the same box as Perez.

Posted in:Ashton Kutcher|Twitter

2009

27

Mar

P Twitty TV is Fucking Retarded of the Day

Puff Daddy blocked me on Twitter for posting hateful messages directed at him about putting Chris Brown and Rihanna up in his house back after he beat her up. I didn’t realize that this crazy motherfucker does these stupid twitter videos in his custom jeeps, where he talks about how great he’s doing, how happy he is, how amazing life is, in some crazy manic shit like “Look at me and God baby”, pushing this whole stay positive insanity, and I just can’t wait for this manic episode to come crashing down hard. He’s obviously not right and needs medication, therapy or suicide.

Posted in:Diddy|Twitter|Unstable

2009

27

Mar

Some Britney Spears Ass Picture from Twitter of the Day

Britney Spears posted this picture of her ass on Twitter and by Britney Spears I mean one of her staff memebers who pretends to be here, because the last thing Britney tried to use a computer, it ended up in her deep fryer and eater, because that’s what southern pigs do, they eat shit they deep fry. Sure that may not make sense, maybe I should tell a story about a mom of two who got on stage without pants on at my local strip club, because she’s trying to put food on the table, unfortunately, they couldn’t photoshop retouch her live, because her shit wasn’t this smooth and put together, in fact, her vagina looked more like a scaled down, fleshy garbage truck and kinda smelled the same. I still paid her 10 dollars to touch the tits, but only because she promised to squirt me with lactation, which leads me to ask, can you get AIDS from breast milk?

Posted in:Ass|Britney Spears|Twitter