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2022

22

Aug

Censored UFC Fighter of the Day

I saw this video circulating of a UFC fighter who seems to be wearing some leather harness, like he’s heading to the gay sex party after the fight to find him some MonkeyPox, not because he’s gay, but because of how charged up he is from winning his fight that he needs a little release on another man’s asshole, it’s woke, it’s inclusive, it’s the future of making everyone fuck everyone for self involved pleasure, a release and not for a higher level union of two energy forces like when I fuck prostitutes, for that time we are togther, CONNECTED AT THE SOUL.

But yeah, this fighter calls out Jimmy Kimmel for being on the flight logs, which is pretty fucking weird, but even weirder, apparently TWITTER has banned the video, deleted it, because I guess you can’t be mean to Kimmel…despite him being a woke, sell out, unfunny, bought, puppet that helped kill LATE NIGHT and dumb down society. I still don’t believe that all of Hollywood are pedos, I just can’t wrap my head around it, but there is a group of people who really fucking do..

I don’t know the fighter’s name, but his interview is nuts, unless this is a deep fake, since nothing on the internet is real but if it is not, NUTS..

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Posted in:UFC|Videos

2021

30

Jul

UFC Ass and Titties of the Day

I don’t watch UFC so I don’t know what any of this is about, but I am glad that they introduced women to the mix, because prior to the girl fighters, who are generally not as hot as this one, she’s the best they had to offer, but prior to the girl fighters, it was just half naked dudes putting their dicks in each other’s faces…and maybe I’m the queer one for thinking “that shit is queer”….but I figure if I was queer, I’d be jerking off to it, like all the “straight” guys who love the sport.

This is a nice reminder that Female Athletes are sexualized, so they might as well sexualize themselves and cash the fuck in on it….

As gay as I find the UFC< I am not against the UFC, I am glad they are making moves and aren't COVID pussies, throwing events and NO ONE died...kind of thing...a nice reminder that all the restrictions you're going along with are just idiotic...so keep up the good work UFC...don't pander to these fucking freedom killing, fear mongering, power hungry, LIARS and criminals who CREATED the VIRUS to GET YOU VACCINATED WITH EXPERIMENTAL MEDICINE THAT ISN'T WORKING.... Keep lying to yourself, it's not like people haven't ALWAYS lied to themselves...but eventually you'll realize you're FUCKED and it's not the UNVACCINATED's fault... Either way, if you buy the tits, you might as well use them... JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

Posted in:UFC

2013

08

Feb

Miss Carly Baker is the New UFC Ring Girl of the Day

Her name is Miss Carly Baker….and she is the new Ring Card girl for the UFC, who is making a debut this weekend, and she’s a UK Glamour model…I think….which isn’t too far of a stretch from being a Vegas stripper/show girl with a dream like previous UFC ring card girl Arianny Celeste….you know the table dance for the right table that led to this life of luxury all thanks to Dana White being based out of Vegas….

Here are some pics of their new blood….Miss Carly Baker….I wonder if she is as dignified and southern as she sounds….

Serioulsly, she makes me want to hit a luncheon to discuss the rise of the south over some lemonade at the plantation….#fact.

Posted in:Carly Baker|UFC

2013

31

Jan

Some UFC Ring Girl /ex-Stripper News of the Day

UFC girls are pretty much strippers…you know the typical show girl type who moved to Vegas with big stripper dreams and tight stripper jeans….only to luck out being the vagina in an otherwise super homosexual sport…

So our first UFC girl is Edith Labelle – she’s in an amazing lesbian themed video of some UFC ring girl named Edith Labelle teaching some erotic mixed martial arts shit called kimura….and it’s hot like 90s softcore porn….

And here’s some Arianny Celeste in some bikini pics for instagram….cuz she’s the den mother….who everyone loves….

Posted in:UFC