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Archive for the Ugly Category

2010

14

May

Rumer Willis Needs Plastic Surgery of the Day

When is Rumer Willis going to take her mother’s lead and get her fucking face fixed, cuz seriously, she harldly looks human….she is all lopsided and shit making me wonder what thef fuck Demi Moore did to her when she was in the womb…I’m thinking coat hanger.

Posted in:Rumer Willis|Ugly

2010

30

Apr

Ugly Gwenyth Paltrow Thanks Nepotism for her Career of the Day

I never found Gwenyth Paltrow hot. So when she married her Coldplay singer and went into hiding in order to live her hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist life. I was happy….

But apparently Gwenyth Paltrow has crawled out of her cave and started to make appearances because she’s in Iron Man 2…..like any hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist would…

Today she was on The View wearing this outfit where she was talking about how she trained 6 days a week for 1.5 hours a day and watched what she ate in preperation for this outfit and the funny thing is that I don’t think it would make a difference, cuz fat or not bitch is only getting work and only has a career cuz of her connected family members, so she’s should stop bothering trying and accept the fact that skinny or not she’s still ugly….a last name goes a long way…and apparently so does this Iron Man franchise cuz everyone is freaking out about the shit and really who gives a fuck or get excited about this shit…or about her…cuz she’s old, washed-up and ugly and in shorts…good times.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow|Ugly

2010

01

Apr

Ashlee Simpson Shows Off her Legs to Distract from her Face of the Day

I have never been turned on by Ashlee Simpson. The only good thing about her was that that she was the ugly sister and ugly sisters try harder to make you cum than the hotter sister or even the average girl because they’ve got a complex and spent their lives feeling second rate and second rate always picks up the slack for being the ugly sister by servicing men better if they aren’t the kind of second rate that kills themselves cuz they can’t deal with being second rate…..I figured the only guys she’d get would be no names trying to get close to Jessica Simpson, but she proved me wrong by marrying and getting knocked up by some homosexual possibly because Jessica Simpson turned fat and battered looking, making the calls to Ashlee Simpson totally die down…or maybe she just wanted a guy she could share her clothes with…and I guess none of that matters and what does matter is that she knows to show off her thin legs, to distract us from her face and to find female escort that is even uglier than her to make her look less ugly….and that effort shouldn’t go unnoticed….

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Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Legs|Ugly

2010

22

Mar

Olivia Munn Does Complex of the Day

I don’t like anything about Olivia Munn. There are hotter girls sitting on my stoop in the summer than this bitch, but the girls on my stoop just aren’t as good at marketing themselves to an audience of people who are easy to win over. Seriously, being the poster girl of G4 TV to technology-obsessed geeks really doesn’t take much….as they are loyal and just like any girl who speaks their language….and as she slowly sneaks her way into the masturbation of dudes who aren’t gamer virgins, like the hip hop crowd, I’ll be there to watch and wonder why…cuz sometimes life’s mysteries, like Olivia Munn being seen as hot, makes life more interesting than if there was an actual hot girl on the cover of this mag.

I do love Complex because they did a feature on me a long time ago….but Olivia Munn needs replacing despite how loyal these gamer virgins are…seriously…one gamer loser I know still talks about Sarah Michelle Gellar in Buffy like shit hasn’t been off the air for a decade….

Posted in:Complex|Olivia Munn|Ugly

2010

19

Mar

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

I do a little thing here called the Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch and it was inspired from when I saw her on TV getting an award for being a starlet of the year for some MTV shit because I got mad. It was like a bitch who was destined to be the annoying girl in your math class, somehow got confused along the way and instead of working towards her law degree or her MBA, she got mixed up in Hollywood, despite having a face for Accountring….so I figured I had no choice but to remind the public, and by public I mean on reader I have, that this bitch may be worth a fuck at the office Christmas party after a few too many drinks, but she’s not worth jerking off, even if she plays a 14 year old in the movies….and if you look close enough you’ll notice she has the same hips as your younger brother, something most people don’t find hot, unless you’re a little league coach or priest.

So here she is with her asymmetrical face and the funniest thing in all this is that she’s already tried to alter her shit with plastic surgery and this is what she ended up with…it’s like seeing a dude get his shitbox car painted for 5000 dollars and shit comes back looking just as bad as it did before…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale|Ugly

2010

18

Mar

Whitney Port is an Ugly Shopper of the Day

Whitney Port is not hot, but she is on TV so I guess that by default makes her better looking than the average person, even though she’s not. It’s like TV makes dudes think they are supposed to like a bitch, even if she’s really nothing special…and if they don’t they are fucking queer..but based on my logic…if you watch The Hills or know the cast of The Hills that already means you’re a queer and maybe that makes me a queer too…who uses this site to lure you closet cases into sending me cock shots…or maybe it’s got more to do with me giving up my own life to sit her posting pictures of people I consider far more useless than me and I’m not sure if you realizie this…but that’s PRETTY fucking usless….so here are some pictures to make us all feel good about ourselves and maybe inspire some of you to send pics of your dicks to dudes and collectively give us all hope that soon enough these idiots will disappear and their shit show will be cancelled, leaving them with nothing else to do….Yay. I love failure even if it happens after they’ve made stupid fucking money..

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Ugly|Whitney Port

2010

11

Mar

The New Gaga and Beyonce Telephone Video of the Day

I hate Gaga and Beyonce more than you know or understand…like I really can’t stand her but figured some of you may want to see her stripped down by dyke cops in a prison fantasy video that makes a comment about her “dick”….complete with make-out scenes, taped up nipples and a whole women’s in their panties in some prison fantasy you will probably like….but I stopped watching because I can’t take this twat seriously…this is really like some kind of bad joke…enjoy…drinking time.

Posted in:Beyonce|Cunts|Lady Gaga|Panties|Prison|Ugly

2010

02

Mar

Human Trafficked Girl of the Day

This bitch should have been thankful that they recruited her to be human trafficked, because at least she got some male attention and sex, when she otherwise wouldn’t.

I don’t really buy this bullshit story about being raped and extorted by telling her they would show her parents, I think she got a taste for cock and liked it, because this bitch isn’t from some Eastern European trying to escape the country for citizenship in America , or some Asian kid who was kidnapped for ladyboy sex in Thailand, she some eager suburban girl who got looped into some bullshit that they are calling Human Trafficking when really it’s just fucking old school prostitution….and prostitution, no matter what you call it…is porn to me…

Posted in:Sex Trafficker|Ugly

2010

02

Mar

Kristen Stewart is Horrible Looking of the Day

I think I should be putting Kristen Stewart on the death watch because she looks like she’s on some kind of drugs and is about to fucking die. I know this grimey disgusting stinky pussy look is her thing, but I have seen gutter street kids yelling at the brick wall while trying to clean out their crack pipe, look better and healthier than this….

I knew she was not all that good looking to begin with and that she was cast in Twilight so that all the ugly girls of America wouldn’t feel alienated by her looks and could relate and fantasize to the love story that made them all have their first teen orgasm ever, making Twilight actually pornographic material designed for teenage girls…. while taking an already ugly thing and give up on it turning it into some kind of greasy wreck of a thing you’d expect to find in a gutter, unhealthy and skinny and week makes Kristen Stewart actually pornographic material for me…but that’s just because I like my masturbation to involve girls who are ugly enough to be attainable and weak enough to be unable to run when I’ve got them cornered…I’m a romantic like that.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Ugly|Wreck

2010

26

Feb

AnnaLynne McCord’s Busted Face of the Day

AnnaLynne McCord is perfect to start my hungover Friday with, because before being a married miserable old fuck, I used to get pussy, and often times that pussy was girls I was too drunk to really realize just how ugly they were, and often times I’d be with friends, who I’d consult with before taking them back to my single, sheetless mattress in the corner of my friend’s bedroom I used to live on, and most of the times, they’d hype her up and tell me she was good to go and that if I backed out now, I was faggot. So I’d go home, I’d do whatever it is I’d do to them, and I’d wake up only to realize that all that hype was fucking lies, and that my friends weren’t really friends at all…they just wanted me to go home with the girl with one-eye, or the girl with a patch of green fungus on her cheek and a variety of other seriously disgusting shit I would have hated myself for, if I didn’t hate myself already and think the whole thing was funny.

What I am trying to say is, this bitch is all hype, there’s nothing about her that warrants me or anyone else talking about her, sure she’s skinny and has a big Julia Roberts mouth you can shove your fist in while fucking her up the ass, but everything else about her fuckin’ sucks, especially the fact that she thinks she’s fucking famous. I hate her….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Annalynne McCord|Ugly

2010

25

Feb

Nicole Richie is Wearing Lingerie Cuz She’s Ugly of the Day

Like Lionel Richie, I have a serious hatred for Nicole Richie. She is an ugly troll that I may not have dragged away from her groupie drug addict mother in trying to do a good deed, only to realize that saving this girl from a horrible drug filled, dick sucking to get by while running after rockstars in efforts to get knocked up and paid off like her biological mother life, she became the most disgusting thing money can create. From a rude, selfish, spoiled brat cunt who doesn’t realize she’s fucking ugly because she’s got so much of an ego it blinds her from reality. She is nothing but a piece of shit from the fucking gutter, who somehow scammed her way into the good life and I think it’s safe to say that her joke of a clothing line or her looks got her there, it’s all Lionel’s fault….motherfucker.

The only sadness in this story is that she didn’t kill herself like all the other adopted kids I know…she just made her ex-boyfriend and her Godfather kill themselves cuz she doesn’t just look like the devil, she is the fuckin’ devil.

Here she is in some lingerie, showing off her useless tits, promoting her serious junk…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lingerie|Nicole Richie|Tits|Ugly

2010

24

Feb

Jayde Nicole Is Ugly of the Day

I know you idiots think this bitch is hot because she was in Playboy and won some Cybergirl of the year bullshit, leading her to living in LA and befriending Brody Jenner and ending up on The Hills, but I am telling you, she really isn’t hot. She’s just a slut who had a slut mother who encouraged her to follow her slut dreams and get fake tits to take some slut pictures to send to Playboy who would use her to as one of their slut girls cuz she was only 18 and most 18 year olds haven’t embraced their inner-slut or realized that their life depends on their slut ability cuz the bigger the slut they are the more prosperous their life will be.

Here she is irrelevant at some event and I just had to post this to remind you all that this girl belongs in an Ontario stripclub, dancing for men who rolled in on snowmobiles and not getting pics taken by paparazzi…..She is an example of what is seriously wrong in our world, we don’t treat our sluts like sluts anymore, we instead make them think they are important and that is a huge fucking mistake….but not as huge of a mistake as when Jayde Nicole’s mom didn’t get the abortion cuz she thought this guy was different, that he really loved her and that he’d really stick around….I guess life is all about life lessons….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Jayde Nicole|Ugly

2010

19

Feb

Kristen Stewart Looks Inbred of the Day

I don’t understand all the hype behind this greasy, saggy eyed, inbred lookin’ trash, unless it comes from teenage girls, because teenage girls aren’t the ones jerking off to her. I get that Twilight was the biggest fucking thing in the history of the universe before Avatar flooded it out and I get that perverts like to get off to things they think teenage girls are getting off to, so when the popularity of the shit went thru the roof, I got it, but I didn’t get when I started hearing people make references to this bitch as being hot, because I know hot and this isn’t it. I even know moderate hot, fuckable, decent lookin’ and the only thing this bitch has is that she looks too retarded to tell on you if you raped her in the barn like you were her dad. It just proves that America is retarded and millions of marketing dollars can convince us to think pretty much anything. Whether it’s about polluting our ears with Lady Gaga, our bodies with fast food, our minds with celebrity gossip, we are just a bunch of fucking suckers….so here are some pictures of Kristen Stewart for you idiots who think she’s hot to realize she’s really is just a groggy lookin’ mess…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Inbred|Kristen Stewart|Ugly

2010

18

Feb

Dakota Fanning Didn’t Grow Up So Cute of the Day

This shit fucks me up. Not in a bad way. It just one of those kids told she’s so talented and cute in her childhood that she develops an ego, cuz really 90 percent of kids are so cute and talented in their childhood, making them fun to watch in movies and on TV, because people get all warm and fuzzy watching kids, while some people get a little too warm and fuzz watching kids, like my priest back in Mexico, or my foster parents, or the school bus driver, baseball coach and grade 4 teacher who singled me out cuz I was not that popular and couldn’t speak english well enough to tell on them…but that’s not the point, the point is puberty turns kids into the ugly people, so many of the cute girls from my elementary school turned ugly like they were destined to be, that we all overlooked cuz they were too busy making us all laugh spitting up on themselves and fucking up their lines in the Christmas pageant…accidentally feeding their egos, only to have the harsh reality turn them into drug addicts…good times….

So here’s Dakota Fanning, the bitch who sounded 40 when she was 6 who we were all told was the one to watch, when really she was just a tool her mother used to live vicariously thru….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|Ugly

2010

18

Feb

Haylie Duff Ugly Watch of the Day

Remember when Haylie Duff thought she had what her sister had since they were from the same womb, so she took her ugly face and tried to make it famous, you probably don’t because it only lasted a week, but it was pretty funny to watch . It was that whole older sister unable to accept the younger sister is just better than her, before having to deal with it but still finding restitution by spending her sister’s money and milking her sister’s name to live the good life. You showed her Haylie…you fucking dog of a woman….seriously, she doesn’t look human, it’s like if you could have everything go wrong in the womb, you’d end up with this….I think I’ve sketched cartoons that are hotter than this and I don’t know how to draw…seriously, what the fuck am I lookin’ at, I can’t figure it out, I juse know it is scary….especially for the guy who dates her to get to Hilary….he has to look this in the face and tell her he loves her before fucking her all to get invited to meet the family…that’s some fucking committment to the cause….ok, enough of this….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Haylie Duff|Ugly