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2016

26

Dec

Love Magazine Advent Calendar Bullshit Continues of the DAy

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Love Magazine sucks, it bores me, the people they use are heavily followed, but boring, the content is boring, despite being expensive talent, and the whole thing is fucking garbage…but no one else is publishing a stupid, useless, video of girls half naked rolling around on a daily basis for the month of decemeber…but clearly they should…even I can’t help but post this dog shit

So they did a second video with GIGI HADID on Christmas Eve because she’s top dog right now…..the Palestinian rich kid dream…who is overrated but who nought her fame in an era where you can buy anything…and at least shes’ grabbing her rich girl tits that One Direction cums on…because if you’re gonna mock models, pretend to be a model, get hired as a model, when you’re totally retard looking and not worthy of being a model, but more the rich kid singing karaoke at her over the top party….in a world that celebrates that…garbage.

KENDALL JENNER AGAIN only on Christmas Day – because she’s a gift to no one, not even hot or interesting, but culturally appropriating or mocking some Indian god…in some terribly fucking poses is totally offensive….on Christmas day, in some anti Christmas video that really displays how not hot this cunt is…the funny thing in it is that the credits on the video are more interesting than the video….there was a writer for this? Really…looks like it was more an accidient…

ASHLEY GRAHAM ON BOXING DAY BECAUSE SHE’S FAT….BUILT LIKE A FRIDGE BOX…I GET THEIR FASHION MAGAZINE IRONY>>>

I like to reduce all of Ashley Graham’s attempting to be Jessica Rabbit, with all her big features, like her big manly drag queen face, and massive fat girls ass and tits, to being the loud mouthed, not disgusting, fat girl, in a world that needs fat girls for marketing purposes, because the world is fat, dudes have fat fetishes, even though getting fat is pretty easy to pull off, and easier to own being fat than to lose the weight in an era of fat being some kind of movement…

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2016

07

Dec

Gigi Hadid’s Cameltoe Winning Model of the Year Award of the Day

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I heard about this yesterday, rich kid, instagram model, GIGI HADID, just won the British Fashion Awards model of the year – because models come in all shapes and sizes, especially when they are rich and have large social media reach…it’s just a continuation, perpetuating, the bullshit lie….because as proven time and time again, the fashion industry isn’t actually trendsetters, they are trend followers, they don’t create people, people get created by their rich dads, and friends, and followers who like rich kids of instagram, because it’s easy to scam the internet with clickbait, fake news, busllshit garbage…it’s kind of what the internet is based on…

I didn’t bother mentioning this, because I hate all the HADIDs and Jenners and Kardashians…and don’t understand why people are so inamoured by them, their retard faces, their plastic surgery, their rich girl bratty lifestyles, their claims they are hard working as they money grub….or why we allow them to exist..as conscious people…

But she had a cametoe at the event so I figure that’s a step in the right direction towards maintaining relevance before your horsefaced whiney jealous sister steals it from you…as you all scam everyone….All These Mooch Bitches….at least Kim K fucked in video to get where she wanted to go…these latch ons are just the fucking worst…

Now she’s got a trophy, validation, to go with her riding ribbons…fuck that….let them crash and burn…rich kids are supposed to fail and commit suicide in their depression from having everything….that’s what we should be fighting for..

In stupid Gigi Hadid News – that is worse than Fake News – but that has less creativity and substance than fake news – PIZZAGATE… she announced on Wednesday, plans to follow in the footsteps of Kim Kardashian and her friend Kendall Jenner by taking a month off from Instagram over the New Year’s holiday.

BUT THANK GOD SHE ADDED

“I’m not deleting my account. I’m just taking the app off my phone.”

CLOSE CALL…

Garbage humans ruining society.

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2016

07

Dec

Christina Milian’s See Through Shirt of the Day

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I like to hate on Christina Milian because I don’t buy the whole empowered girl, willing to get half naked to show the world that she’s a fucking champion of her own body – or whatever the fuck this is…..

I look at Christina Milian as a girl who had a shamelessly sexual video, which we all liked because she’s wasn’t in her 30s at the time, that made her enough of a sexual icon / success / despite being a one hit wonder – and was able to land a rich and successful producer – who she got knocked up by….a proper use of sex appeal by any standards of being an empowered girl – no slut shaming necessary – milk it – set you life up..good…

But she doesn’t realize that to continue that behavior, is just as shameless, but unnecessary because she’s got the money, she’s made her own – plus she has his, she’s a co writer on big songs like Bieber music that will make her 100 million dollars over the course of her lifetime – and this getting naked or half naked pretending it is empowering – IS all to feel better about herself – OR to get people to see and notice her – so that she can continue her quest to be a Kardashian…without the sex tape….

If you’re going to be the 35 year old mom – wearing the titty shirt – because you’re fun, silly, don’t give a fuck, or feel like your tits should be seen and not sexualized, becaue it’s fashion…or something – her objective is pretty fucking transparent – and so is her shirt…but why the nipple tape…it’s if you’re gonna do it – then fucking do it…you half asseed one hit wonder bootleg pile of shit…

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2016

04

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

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The amount of women who blindly offer me sex over the internet is amazing. I am always confused, blown away and I almost believe them because kids these days are perverts and easy as fuck…so I always entertain the idea for a minute, even though I don’t trust them, and assume they are out for money, or they going to try to rape, rob, and or give me aids with their weird puppet masters….So I just try to squeeze as many vagina pics as I can out of them, before they send me their price lists, knowing that they are trying to be more clever then me, but he who gets the most pussy pics…holds the gold…I always give them my asshole neighbor’s address…so I can watch it all go down….good times…no one but I care about…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Firm Buns – Wide Cleavage – What?
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Madison Beer – Youthful Bra Top Tits
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Brittney Palmer – Abs
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Arnie and Tabloid Son
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Ben Stiller Had Secret Prostate Cancer Surgery….Sneaky….But Now He’s Talking About It…
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Skydiver on the Ultimate Swing
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Kristen Stewart in a Lesbian Power Suit
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Mirande Kerr Big Fake Tits
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Farrah Abraham wants to be a Sex Educator
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My Girl Phoebe Price – See Through Shirt – Hot Granny TITS
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Ric Flair Had Sex with Halle Berry
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The Kardashian Heist is Probably an Inside Job…Obviously
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Mandy Moore Sold her 3 Million Dollar House – Jerk Off to Her Furniture she Probably Fucked On…
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Slippery When Wet
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Kristen Stewart Shows Off her Legs…
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Slutty Celebs Promoting Halloween
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Best Chocolate Edible I Ever Ate
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Stranger Things in 8 Bit
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Guy in Pink Tutu Joins National Guard
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Hot Girls Tugging on Clothes
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Britney SPears oN TV
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Scarlett Johansson’s Headband is Silly..
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Idiots Didn’t Look in his Rear View Mirror
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Giada De Laurentiis in a Magazine….Cuz She’s a Rich Kid…
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Epic Hat Trick Shots
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Jennifer Lawrence Tit Tease / SPread Asshole
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Girls in Sports Bras…
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Some Hot Bikinis Girls
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Taylor Hill Looking Hot in Lingerie Dress – All Titties Out and Shit
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Some Funny Fails…
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Thanks Daddy – Frances Cobain VS Johnny Depp – A Retrospective – But Not Really
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My Girl Shailene Woodely Big Tits
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Amber Rose – Still a Public Slut
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Amber Rose is Such a Slut
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Amy Adams Shitty Beach Photos
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Green Eyed Girls…
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Page 3 Girl of the Day
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Chicken Playing Piano
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Andre the Giant in Film…
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Lindsey Vonn – naked Skiing
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Sexy Filipino Slut Actress Busted in Selling Drugs – SO GOOD
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Demi Lovato VS Taylor Swift
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Free Cam Girls For YOu To Fall in Love With
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Random Tumblr Porn of the Day – By Me…
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Squirter of the Day
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Some Naked Chick in a Cheesy Photoshoot – tO Remind you of 90s porn
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Naked Cuban Model for GQ
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PUSSY RUB
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LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD – DISTURBING ART FILM
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Unwanted Facials
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CHEESY NUDE PHOTOSHOOT
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BIG Tits in Fitness Gear
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SLUTS LOVE TAKING SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Need To Find Drugs Near You?
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Sex Toy Video I Produced Of the Day
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2016

29

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

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I had a conversation with a 19 year old half naked model from instagram or tinder or snapchat or maybe it was facebook..it could have been on a park bench, but girls scream predator if you casually say hi to them so it probably wasn’t that…I mean I know it wasn’t an older lady in the bar, those bitches I remember…but either way…this 19 year old half naked social justice warrior chick on some feminist mission of being naked on the internet told me that Freedom of Speech, a fundamental right in the American constitution doesn’t make sense…and should be regulated…so that people don’t say mean things…these are the same people with smartphones that track their every move and push ads to them that they don’t question privacy, hell they put it all out there for free…or the hope of fame…who now feel freedom of speech should be regulated by some committee…and the terrifying thing about it is that I bet if they started campaigning all their idiot half naked feminist friends on this…they’d have a real movement…a STOP FREE SPEECH BECAUSE IT CAN BE MEAN OR HURTFUL movement..

The only movement the world seems to be…is a bowel movement…really..just shit everywhere, and not well contained in the toilet shit, just piles and pile of very sick person shit…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Hot Bitches – No Bra
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Britney Spears on How her Parents Still Own Her…
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Woman Locked out of her Car…Tries to Deal With It…Hilarious
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Kevin Hart is the Highest Paid Comedian – at 87.5 Million Dollars…what the fuck
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Kim K – Lingerie Top
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Sara Jean Underwood on a Jet Ski…with her Ass
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Chloe Grace Pussy in Leggigns
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2 Chainz Drinks $600 Coffee
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Wonder Woman is Bi-Sexual
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Pia Mia Perez Midriff
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Winona Ryder Erotica…but Not Really
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Jessica Lowndes in a Tight Dress
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JFK Vs Nixon Vs Trump
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Fashion Model Solveig Mork Hansen Tits
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Rob Kardashian wants to Fuck Kim Kardashian
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Taylor Swift Whoring Out in NYC
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Stupid Google Search Suggestions
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Just a Dude and His Portable Movie THeater
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A Bunch of Models for Rihanna
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Idiot Shoots Himself in the Face with a Paintball Gun
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Taylor Marie Hill…See Through
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Kate Hudson Titties
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More on How Taylor Swift is Full of Shit
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Bitches who are on their knees…
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Yankee Stadium Wedding Proposal Fail
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Christie Brinkley May Be Boring But Shes a Freak of Nature
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Lili Simmons is Boring..
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Ashley Greene is Boring
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Olivia Holt is Boring
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Michelle Keegan is Boring
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Cassie Scerbo is Boring
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Brittany Snow is Boring
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Halston Sage is Boring
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Kate Bosworth SKinny Legs…
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Ashley Tisdale Tight Pants
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Throwback Thursday – Sophie Marceau Topless
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Random Tumblr Porn of the DAy
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Naked Chicks Giving the Finger
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Some Random Naked Chick
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Clips of Slutty Girls Being Sluts…GET THEM
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Big Tits and Waterguns
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Some Babe Nude on the Beach
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Weird Couple in the Park Going at It
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SO MANY Naked Selfies of the Day
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Just an Asian Murdering her Crotch
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Depressing Suicide Video
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Vintage Dita Von Teese Nudity
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Lots of Cam Girls For Free
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Find More Great Links Here….
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Need To Find Drugs Near You?
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Sex Toy Video I Produced Of the Day
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2016

02

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like to go through life reminding myself that every girl I talk to, even the most wholesome and religious, even the kindest and most basic, even the most beautiful and happily married…has a part of her…a little place in her mind, heart and soul…that wants to be banged by more than one dude…

Is it learnt behavior, from porn breaking us down as a society, is it instinctive…is it some animalistic nonsense…who knows..but remember, everytime you talk to any woman..even your mom…she’s masturbated to getting manhandled by a group of dudes at least once…

Now I’m not into gangbangs, dudes annoy me..all fucking horny enough to fight for one hole with boners together..but bros and other primates and high school kids don’t give a fuck and make it happen because it is normal…..

I’m just into knowing girls want it…allows you to treat them with the respect they deserve..

Here are some pre-labor day links…

Titty Bounce..
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Rihanna Got a Drake Tattoo on her Feet for the Feet Fetishists
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Nicki Minaj has a New Music Video You Don’t Care to See
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This is the Best Fat girl in a Sports Bra Dance Video
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Bitch You Lied to Me
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Chris Brown’s Hooker is a Hooker..
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Star Wars – Go Rogue Trailer
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Taylor Swift’s PR Machine is Working Hard
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ALicia Vikander at an Event with a Dude She Probably Fucks….
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Creepy Old Man Gets Off Wearing Creepy Bodysuit
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Britney Covers Marie Claire
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Some Girl on Some Weird Star Wars Performing Art…
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Porn Casting Couch Audition Weirdness
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Buy a Piece of American Hollywood History…with this 135,000 dollar house!
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Gold Coated Popcorn
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2016

07

Jul

Marloes Horst Topless Photoshoot of the Day

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Marloes Horst is a Victoria’s Secret model who by default is also a Titty model because models aren’t models unless they get topless these days and I guess that’s a good thing if you’re into tits like some kind of queer Titty fetishist…which I guess applies to all of us, women and men included thanks to breast feeding as a baby….getting hooked on or latched on before we knew how to do much…making it the responsiblity of women everywhere to show me their tits…my contact info is at the top of the site where it says contact…

Here she is not naked for playboy by david bellemere because playboy doesn’t do nudity you perverts – not at all – it’s ad friendly this way…

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2016

07

Jul

Charlize Theron Making Out with her Phone of the Day

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Actors are theatrical to the point of being so fucking fake and obnoxious – and I guess a tormented soul from South Africa who was shipped out here in the 90s after her mother murdered her abuaiv me father- which I guess is normal South African Behavior at least if you ask the legless Olympian….

So a broke fatherless model imported to America where she was forced to make it or bust saw some hard times – did playboy in those hard times – looked amazing in those hard times and I guess impressed the guardian angel producer in those hard times because two decades later she’s an Oscar winner and her obnoxious casting couch antics can be saved for public FaceTime calls when the paparazzi is watching – we get it Charlize you’re a big personality with no dad…but millions of dollars. You won! You beat that statistic cuz your street hooker daddy issues are way more luxurious….

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2016

27

Jun

Lindsay Lohan’s Dramatic Bathing Suit Pic of the Day

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Lohan is not a sea monster – she’s just a monster and I guess it makes sense that Lindsay Lohan, who has jacked up her face, and looks like a beat up stripper, because that’s how she feels on the inside of her life as a puppet her family exploited…would be out in a bathing suit doing the cheesy of cheesy fucking photoshoots – in a bathing suit – for her instagram – because she’s obviously taking a shot at being a gutter, low level prostitute Glamour model – because they are the biggest thing in the UK, and there’s a pretty easy barrier of entry to become one of those….

Next step…Big Brother, but not the Celebrity version..I believe it could happen for what was once the hottest, talentless, not that hot, but hottest freckled star..

I am still a fan of this comeback and I”m ready for more, I’ve unfortunately documented her entire life and I am the unofficial Lohan biographer…from Parentrap to Sam Ronson’s Pussy Trap and everyone in between…I remember…and think she’s amazing, there’s real emotional connection for me – when I see her pics – and I anxiously await her OSCAR – because I know that as long as she doesn’t die, she’s still young enough to get back at it and make that Oscar happen…she just needs to hire me as her assistant – because that’s a purse – I’d be into holding..

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2016

19

Feb

Wife Catches Husband Banging Another Woman and Other Videos of the Day

Helicopter Crash

This is a Violent Accident – Caused by a Ball

Woman Hides Money So She Doesn’t Get Robbed

Backyard Dentistry

Cow in the Middle of the Street

Gas Station Tough Guy…

Iraqi Doctor Bitch Slaps Patient

Man Swimming in Local Sewage Tank – Great Job….

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2016

15

Jan

Helicopter Catches Couple Fuck and Other Videos of the Day

Just a chick and her Shuttlecock Dance…

Teen Gets Knocked Out

Great Boobs on TV

Building Collapse in Egypt…

TV Host Loses Bikini Top…

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2015

24

Dec

Drunk and High Lindsay Lohan Partying in NYC of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan is everything. She’s been the constant Christmas Miracle in my life, solely based on the the fact that she exists, even if she doesn’t acknowledge me, is enough to keep me going, it’s an anything is possible, she’s some kind of words of wisdom, survivor, crazy person…and I find that inspiring…it’s like what should be institutionalized, masturbating on the bus to swim day at the institution, because chronic masturbation is all part of her disorder, or dead from the drugs and crazy, and not just on the inside thanks to her parents exploiting her…yet she keeps going..with her rich friends because she’s Lindsay Lohan….

There’s something really inspirational about seeing Lohan out partying…it feels like home for the fucking holidays…

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2015

06

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend, being a Canadian, was definitely the not the Fourth of July.. but there were fireworks and traffic caused by the fireworks…but more importantly…there were drunk half naked chicks in bikinis…ready for a gangbang, just not for the USA, but rather for their own perversions thanks to growing up on porn….

I also started snapchat…. Add Drunkstepfather

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I also hav an instagram ….@drunkenstepfatherdotcom

Here are some morning…Summer is half over…nothing left to live for…morning links…

Huge Tits…
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Alessandra Ambrosio in a Bikini
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Man Shoots Firewoorks Off head – Dies Instantly…
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Bull Mastiff Tells on French Bulldog…
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Fame Whore in a Bikini…
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Elle Fanning See through…
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Taylor Swift Riding Calvin Harris
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Lindsay Lohan Will Not Do Burget King Ad – Which Could Actually be the Burger King Ad
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Homeless Man Concert Pianist
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Hilary DUff Thighs
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Billy Joel’s New Uptown Girl
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2 Month Baby Found On the Side of the Road
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Takes Shark Out of the Water…
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A Whole Bunch of Selfies…
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The Guy Who Plays Superman for the People Who Jerk off To Superman
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The Mexican Weather WOman…
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2015

21

May

Anastasia Ashley’s Hanging With Hookers of the Day

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Professional surfer Anastasia Ashley seems to have been on a surf holiday with a couple of girls who I assume are surfers….

Or maybe they are more than just surfers…up on some instagram hookers who got into instagram when it was early and have since made millions posting daily bikini pics to their millions of followers who love their massive tits… you know a life of luxury funded by brands excited by their followers and rich dudes excited by their following and tits…which is nothing to really be embarrassed of, since even the Sports Illustrated models are on the hooker program, they just don’t advertise it as aggressively, or have a social media business that makes them actual money…those models make less than a Walmart worker…so they need rich guys to buy them fine Italian cars…

All this to say, I hope the waves are good and no one is on their period getting eating by sharks..

All this to say, Anastasia Ashley’s ass is both from another planet…and the size of another planet…

All this to say…whatever is going on here…is a good thing….

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2015

21

May

Amber Heard in Interview of the Day

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Homewrecker Amber Heard is in Interview Magazine where I am sure she isn’t talking about how she broke up Johnny Depp and his baby momma of dozens of years with her temptress ass that is the reason she’s probably famous to begin with…even though I am sure she just gets a bad reputation and that Johnny Depp has consistently cheated on his Baby Momma, this is just one of the girls who stuck…for whatever reason…I mean it’s even possible that she didn’t fuck him on set…and made him beg for it and wait for it and leave his wife for it…and the media just blames her instead of just staring at her…because when it comes to actresses…not many are hot…and this one…is hot…enough…for Johnny Depp…and I guess Interview Magazine…

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