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2015

21

Mar

Kate Moss Picture of the Day

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because Kate Moss is amazing…

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2015

06

Feb

Jessica Lowndes in Bikini of the Day

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Being Canadian, I am obligated to write at least one Canadian post a week, it’s how communism works, and this week’s Canadian who I’ve never met, even though Canada is like a small friendly town, that can have the occassional cunts who think they are bigger and better than Canada, like Jessica Lowndes, who has gone to LA all entitled to be on some shitty TV show no one cares about, only to end up resorting to intagram bikini pics to hope that people notice…because if they don’t notice, her work Visa will expire, and she’ll be forced by home to work community theater or some shit…so everyone, do as she says, and look at her ass..

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2015

29

Jan

Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche & Teresa Dilger for Lui of the Day


Lui Magazine is one of the better men’s magazine…here’s there February issue with models Marie Gillain, Julia Frauche, & Teresa Dilger

I don’t know who any of them are, but I do know they are all lovely in their own way, especially the one with bush, since bush is trendy and I love it, and always have, it has a level of eroticism and natural beauty to it…all while being a fashion accessory like a pussy top hat…that makes the pussy more fun to rub against my face…while bald pussy just screams “Kardashian”….so girls if you’re out there…SAVE THE BUSH DON’T SHAVE THE BUSH….#freethebush….fuck the nipple…

Here are all the pics…

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2015

14

Jan

Lorde and Taylor Swift Lesbian Hike of the Day

I think it is safe to assume that Taylor Swift is only hanging out with Lorde for the same reason any girl hangs with a fat chick…to make her look like the hot one…or it could be some strategic play…keeping your enemies closer, so that the vapid media who care about this bullshit, like who is hanging out with who, in their obnoxious, privileged, rich kid “celebrity pop star” lives…or maybe Taylor Swift created Lorded and gets a percentage of the backend…who really fucking knows…I just assume they aren’t real friends, but it makes a cute media story…because there’s nothing more important going on in the fucking world…


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2015

13

Jan

Hailey Clauson for Beach Bunny of the Day Day

Hailey Clauson is some over 18 year old model who is making some moves with her big, hormones in the food tits, who excites me because all girls under 25 are amazing and slutty thanks to being raised on hardcore internet porn, that has taking them to very dark and dangerous places sexually, that were once reserved for the dirtiest broken down girl with daddy issues, but now the 9-5 earthling peasants, you know everyday people, middle americans are up on choking, spitting, gang bangs and rape fantasies…The world’s gone nuts, and Hailey Clauson is the fucking future, who I want to get behind…because she’s going places…

The only thing that amazes me about her is that she’s still getting work, even though when she was 16, she did a slutty campaign for Urban Outfitters that her dad was on set for, because I guess Urban Outfitters are perverts, and she sued the fuckers…which isn’t very professional, or something I’d want with any model I hire…we call that red fucking flags…

Not that it matters…here she is for Beach Bunny…

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2014

31

Dec

Emily Osment’s Bikini Handstand of the Day

It’s New Years Eve…why the fuck are you on the internet…looking at bullshit to either distract you from your shitty life…instead of living your shitty life or trying to make your shitty life better…it’s like just filler noise you pollute your brain with before you die…looking at girls like Haley Joel Osment’s new rendition or version of himself that he calls Emily, thanks to being celebrated as a kid, and wanting to always remain cute…..who is also clever in his social media posts, by doing a gratuitous bikini pic, contrasted with a throwback thursday to make it wholesome, with as much strategy as his career and sex change….good job.

Happy New Year….

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2014

29

Dec

Evangeline Lilly for Esquire of the Day

Evangeline Lilly is a throwback to 2009. She was on Lost, I never watched Lost, but people watched Lost, I just know the fat guy from Blow was in it, and I guess compared to his massive tits, she was the next in line for busty babe…and I never thought she was hot, because I don’t get sucked into things like the babe a show decides is a babe and shoves down my throat, but maybe I jsut hate Canadians because I am Canadian and feel like when Canadians escape Canada for Hollywood…they are traitors who must be shot like they were Seth Rogen…..for being the actual terrorist.

I guess she’s decided to get back into the workforce, 5 years later, and the way she’s decided to re-introduce herself is with lingerie pics in Esquire…which may not be a sex tape, but it’s still lingerie…and she may not be in her 20s anymore, and she may be pushing 40, but thanks to photoshop, she’s lookin fine to me.

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2014

26

Dec

Rosario Dawson and Jenny Slate Making Out in 9 Kisses for New York Times of the Day

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2014

12

Dec

Angela Ruiz for Intimissimi of the Day

I don’t know who Angela Ruiz is…but she’s in lingerie for some company…which means she gets paid to get naked…or half naked…like a stripper, but without all the good parts about being a stripper, like low expectations, and willingness to give me head for very cheap thanks to false promises of fame to get them out of their shitty lives…

Right..

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2014

14

Nov

Alyssa Barbara’s Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA …she is a Canadian model who proves to fellow Canadians, like me, that we have hope as a people, that maybe we aren’t too far off the motherland, you know the UK, where we came from, as part of the Commonwealth where we both have the Queen on our money….and can have Glamour Models of our own…or maybe that the best resource isn’t oil sands, or hydro electricity, or Beiber…but this busty and majestic creature, far greater than any moose, who would be a perfect candidate to be our national sport, our national flower, even our national anthem…because I would worship this so good with my mouth….I’m patriotic like that.

Pics by Jai.Photo

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2014

10

Nov

AnnaSophia Robb Booty of the Day

Homeschooled AnnaSophia Robb, who we can all assume has weirdo Jesus freak parents who didn’t want her to be tainted by their hedonistic ways, like weed and heroin and anal sex, because it would get in the way of their stage parenting, you know their whoring of their daughter for personal gain, back when they got her into Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a movie your creepy ass probably jerked off to because candy seduces kids, and chocolate factories are way more legit than the bag of lollipops you have in your rape van – weirdo….

She’s gone onto such great things as playing a Young Sarah Jessica Parker…something that would upset me knowing what an Old Sarah Jessica Parker looks like…

All this to say, she’s dong some yoga and her ass looks round and huge and that’s a good thing.

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2014

07

Nov

Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski for Cosmo of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s new name is Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski.

It makes sense to me.

Here is her Cosmo shoot.

She’s the fucking worst, but at least she’s got big sloppy tits, otherwise her average at best would be now where near movies, TV, internet, or anything…

Fuck this trick….pics…

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2014

05

Nov

Asian Man Humping a Tree and Other Videos of the Day

Girl Tells Christian Preacher to Shut Up

Drunk Man Falls in Thailand…

Police VS Man with Chest Pains

Beer Drinking Contest in the Philippines

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2014

05

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

One of life’s most irritating things is coming across a well dressed panhandler woman who may have a drug addiction and who may want the change she is asking for, but who looks cleaner, more put together, better dressed and washed than you….it just throws off the whole dynamic of homeless people….I want more desperation and willingness to give me a 5 dollar blowjob because she really needs that 5 dollars and I really need to see someone so low they give 5 dollar blow jobs…

#noempathy…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning….

Top 10 Amanda Bynes Meltdowns
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The Man Who Beat Olive Garden
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Jennifer Lawrence is Still Fucking Chris Martin
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Awesome Bad Friends Compilation…
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92 High Res Pics of Nina Agdal
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14 Intense GIFS
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Kate Upton’s Tits and Other celebs with the Flag
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Melissa Debling is a Glamour Model of the Day
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Guy Shoots Tree – Tree Gets Revenge
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Jamie Foxx and Harmony Korine are Doing a Gangster Film….
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I Like the Way K.Michelle Promotes Her New Song….
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Mia Farrow Looks Like a Nightmare from Rosemary’s Baby
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Today in Beyonce and Jay Z at a Basketball Game
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Some Girl from GIRLS and her Embarrassing Rap Video
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20 GIFS Made Next Level
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Sophia Loren Explains the Side Eye
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Usher Does a “How I Trained Bieber” Demo
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Epic Girlfriend Prank…
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2014

04

Nov

Bar Refaeli Hard Nipples of the Day

Here is Bar Refaeli getting paid by Calvin Klein…apparently she’s got hard nipples, but all I see is corporate sponsored instagram posts to help add to her already massive bank account…and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that, make moeny where you can, I just prefer my whoring to involve back alleys and 5 dollar blow jobs…but I guess this kind works too…even if it’s less sad, down on its luck and herpes scabbed….boring.

Either way, here’s a washed up Israeli money doing it for the money, let’s just hope she’s not washed up, because sniffing dirty Calvins excites me….but not really.

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