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2014

12

Dec

Angela Ruiz for Intimissimi of the Day

I don’t know who Angela Ruiz is…but she’s in lingerie for some company…which means she gets paid to get naked…or half naked…like a stripper, but without all the good parts about being a stripper, like low expectations, and willingness to give me head for very cheap thanks to false promises of fame to get them out of their shitty lives…

Right..

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2014

14

Nov

Alyssa Barbara’s Amazing in Lingerie of the Day

Her name is ALYSSA BARBARA …she is a Canadian model who proves to fellow Canadians, like me, that we have hope as a people, that maybe we aren’t too far off the motherland, you know the UK, where we came from, as part of the Commonwealth where we both have the Queen on our money….and can have Glamour Models of our own…or maybe that the best resource isn’t oil sands, or hydro electricity, or Beiber…but this busty and majestic creature, far greater than any moose, who would be a perfect candidate to be our national sport, our national flower, even our national anthem…because I would worship this so good with my mouth….I’m patriotic like that.

Pics by Jai.Photo

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2014

10

Nov

AnnaSophia Robb Booty of the Day

Homeschooled AnnaSophia Robb, who we can all assume has weirdo Jesus freak parents who didn’t want her to be tainted by their hedonistic ways, like weed and heroin and anal sex, because it would get in the way of their stage parenting, you know their whoring of their daughter for personal gain, back when they got her into Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, a movie your creepy ass probably jerked off to because candy seduces kids, and chocolate factories are way more legit than the bag of lollipops you have in your rape van – weirdo….

She’s gone onto such great things as playing a Young Sarah Jessica Parker…something that would upset me knowing what an Old Sarah Jessica Parker looks like…

All this to say, she’s dong some yoga and her ass looks round and huge and that’s a good thing.

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2014

07

Nov

Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski for Cosmo of the Day

Emily Ratajkowski’s new name is Broken Face Rat/Cow Ski.

It makes sense to me.

Here is her Cosmo shoot.

She’s the fucking worst, but at least she’s got big sloppy tits, otherwise her average at best would be now where near movies, TV, internet, or anything…

Fuck this trick….pics…

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2014

05

Nov

Asian Man Humping a Tree and Other Videos of the Day

Girl Tells Christian Preacher to Shut Up

Drunk Man Falls in Thailand…

Police VS Man with Chest Pains

Beer Drinking Contest in the Philippines

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2014

05

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

A photo posted by #stepGIRLS (@step_girls) on

One of life’s most irritating things is coming across a well dressed panhandler woman who may have a drug addiction and who may want the change she is asking for, but who looks cleaner, more put together, better dressed and washed than you….it just throws off the whole dynamic of homeless people….I want more desperation and willingness to give me a 5 dollar blowjob because she really needs that 5 dollars and I really need to see someone so low they give 5 dollar blow jobs…

#noempathy…

Here are some stepLINKS….in the Morning….

Top 10 Amanda Bynes Meltdowns
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The Man Who Beat Olive Garden
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Jennifer Lawrence is Still Fucking Chris Martin
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Awesome Bad Friends Compilation…
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92 High Res Pics of Nina Agdal
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14 Intense GIFS
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Kate Upton’s Tits and Other celebs with the Flag
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Melissa Debling is a Glamour Model of the Day
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Guy Shoots Tree – Tree Gets Revenge
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Jamie Foxx and Harmony Korine are Doing a Gangster Film….
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I Like the Way K.Michelle Promotes Her New Song….
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Mia Farrow Looks Like a Nightmare from Rosemary’s Baby
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Today in Beyonce and Jay Z at a Basketball Game
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Some Girl from GIRLS and her Embarrassing Rap Video
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20 GIFS Made Next Level
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Sophia Loren Explains the Side Eye
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Usher Does a “How I Trained Bieber” Demo
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Epic Girlfriend Prank…
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2014

04

Nov

Bar Refaeli Hard Nipples of the Day

Here is Bar Refaeli getting paid by Calvin Klein…apparently she’s got hard nipples, but all I see is corporate sponsored instagram posts to help add to her already massive bank account…and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that, make moeny where you can, I just prefer my whoring to involve back alleys and 5 dollar blow jobs…but I guess this kind works too…even if it’s less sad, down on its luck and herpes scabbed….boring.

Either way, here’s a washed up Israeli money doing it for the money, let’s just hope she’s not washed up, because sniffing dirty Calvins excites me….but not really.

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2014

29

Oct

Nude Modes at the Tasty Paris Expo and Other Videos of the Day

Four People Crossing the Road Get Slammed – No One Died.

KTLA Reporter Calls her Colleague Fat – If She Was a He and He was a She – People Would be fired.

News Reporter who “ALMOST DIED”….on the Job…

Store Owner fights off Robbers with Chili Powder

Woman Almost Gets Blown the fuck up Cooking

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2014

29

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The nice thing about being drunk is spending an hour talking to some girl you think you had sex with 5 years ago – for over an hour about – having sex – but not with you – having her open up her soul and telling you all her dirtiness – that you just assume she’s doing because you’ve seen her spread asshole before – only for her to introduce herself at the end of the conversation – when her boyfriend shows up – and you realize you have no fucking idea who she is…

I am sure there are other nice things about being drunk – Here are some morning links..

Kylie Jenner has Amazing Lips
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12 Animals With Masks Oon to Scare the Fuck Out of You
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College Student Makes 10k Sinking Some Basketballs…I don’t watch sports – is that what you call getting it in the net?
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18 Horrible Engagment Photos
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Jose Canseco Shot His Finger Off
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Australia’s Next Top Model Beach
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Beer Fetching Dog of the Day
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Lion with a GoPro Hunts Down and Animal
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Tom Hanks is Better Than You – Because He Befriends Cabs – And Doesn’t Yell At Them..
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People Grunting at the Gym
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People Living the Sweet Life…
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Katie Holmes is Over Being Tom’s Robot Girl
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20 Reasons Why it is good to be Alive…
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Hackers Attacked the White House
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Prank of the Day
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