Wide faced Miranda Kerr , who you have all grown to love and think is hotter than she probably is. Mom of Orlando Blooms fetus and who was seemingly the star of Victoria’s Secret before Candice Swanepoel stole her billion dollar bra wearing glory, has not been renewed as a contract girl for Victoria’s Secret.

Pretty major stuff.

The reseon her 3 year 1 million dollar contract wasn’t renewed “she has a difficult reputation”. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaroo A list husband she rode in on.

Apparently, she’s not a big seller for the brand either. Whatever that means, I’m thinking Swanepoel told them to axe that Aussie trash and the kangaro A list husband she rode in on.

Who fucking cares. She’s overpaid. She’s old. Her vagina has been battered by childbirth, and ultimately, she’s not even that hot, we’ve just been brainwashed to think she is.

In 2008, pre baby, I wrote this MIRANDA KERR ISN’T THAT HOT POST , I just lost my soul over the 5 years of being beat by the internet.

To celebrate the breakup….here are the top 10 Miranda Kerr for Victoria’s Secret to remember what was…..-

Oh Right – all Victoria’s Secret pics fucking suck….she’s better off without them…. FLASHING ASS and showing nipple, the way a model is supposed to….fuck Victoria’s Secret and they oppressive evil billion dollar corporation ways…

Here are 46 random clothed and unclothed non-Victoria’s Secret pics of her….

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Candice Swanepoel, that’s the shit I do like.

This pic is straight from the slums of her instagram I assume the Victoria’s Secret staff run. It’s a throwback behind the scenes bikini pic, and with love, comes acceptance of all she does, even if it doesn’t have nipple.

She’s perfect.

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Spring Breakers are on the takeover….Young starlets trying to re-invent their Disney Images…working with Harmony Korine a dude who has been playing up being a weird pervert over the last 15 years….in a movie where they are all in bikinis

But I’m more interested in their off camera antics…especially when it is doing one of my favorite things in pictures….and that’s simulating blowjobs with frozen food or really any phallus like little sluts…who have a checkered past that involves producing kiddie porn and rockin’ awesome bush in some selfies for her “boyfriend”….

You know cuz they are at an age where they suck dick, but still can get away with joking around about sucking dick, by simulating sucking dick, to get a laugh…from all in the room….and a boner from all the dudes in the room….cuz the whole thing is hot as fuck…especially when in bikini…I mean shit…this is perfect.

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I have no idea how I missed these response videos to the above pictures of J.Woww…oh right…I have absolutely no interest in J.Woww…or anything Jersey Shore and never have…they are cysts on society and the fact that they got famous…even to be mocked…is representative of just how ridiculous our world, or at least pop culture is….

Now I am going to say that the likelihood of the above picture being J.Wow…is pretty likely…you see when you shoot anything with a high def camera….you get all the horrible things you normally like to hide in spanx….

Even her demo video….to show us that her ass is fantastic…when is shot from positions that are pretty good at hiding cellulite…I mean she does have all the stripper tricks…the spanx…and the camera phone to hide the mess that she’s trying to hide on New Years….

Here are the videos…any defensive girl out to prove her ass is decent…is worth noticing….even if she ultimately is not worth noticing.

Jan 2, 2013 | #myass part 1!!!! My real booty lol make fun of mine not a fake one lol by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com

Jan 2, 2013 | #my ass part 2!!! by JENNIWOWW on Keek.com

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The world is not complete without a set of Victoria’s Secret illegal immigrants they own posing half naked in catalog shots….whether from Eastern Europe or Brazil, they’ve traveled to make millions of dollars and benefit from the marketing fame of the billion dollar brand…and if that is not worth promoting…I don’t know what is…

Here’s Marloes Horst, Sara Sampaio and Izabel Goulart doing the half naked, photoshopped, thing…

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It seems like the news of the day…or the highlight of the day…or the shit everyone is talking about today…is Rose McGowan’s face…being a little fucked up looking thanks to plastic surgery or botox she’s likely addicted to…that all started after a car accident..but I think she looks lovely…like a delicate flower…that needs to be cared for by me…

I’m not saying that because she told me I was an asshole and that I should be nicer before blocking me on facebook…you know tender words that made me feel loved and appreciated…

I’m saying that because at 40, she’s still got it going on, and she will forever be the great tits from the 90s I masturbated to….

I also like how she’s DRESSED FOR THE HOLIDAY SEASON ….like a present I’d want under my tree…but then again…I’d pretty much want her everywhere I can get her….She’s a serious babe…

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Cheryl Cole and her rockin’ prison tats…who was too ghetto do be on the American version of the show she judges in the UK…and who was replaced by a transgendered popstar diva stripper to make the rejection sting all that much more….released her own 2013 calendar….and she looked fucking amazing in it…because she’s pretty fucking hot….depsite having produced some of the worst music ever….but music that was good enough to keep her trash out of the trash and instead in the fancy homes of pro football players she fucked….I mean, I guess she made her own money too, but there’s no fun in lookin’ at the story from that perspective….when really who cares about the story…as it is all about her fucking awesome calendar pics…even if her white trash dad is probably the only guy in the UK who uses calendars…as most people…even blue collar are onto this other thing called TECHNOLOGY…..

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Viva fucking Mexico…..I don’t care for Eva Longoria, her acting, her divorce, the fact that massive black men ravaged her massive Vagina set on her small frame….I don’t care that she’s a cunt, spoiled and raised white totally detached from the Mexican culture she comes from…..but conveniently Mexican when it comes to landing million dollar jobs she doesn’t deserve…and I sure as hell don’t care that she’s a traitor…who forget that her dad had to dig holes under borders before landing work to support her silver spooned life…and I really don’t care that she’s modeling her ass in some photoshoot….but I’ll still look at it…cuz it’s not as offensive, taco filled shit smeared mess you’d expect it to be….you know if she hadn’t denounced Mexico in exchange for Beverly Hills…..who cares. Here is the pic.

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Sophie Turner is my kind of Lawyer…you know the kind who wishes she was a bikini model so badly that instead of practicing law, she runs around taking pics of herself in bikinis, hoping that one may stick, and that the low level, bottom feeding fame she has, will pay off for her and will make her the next big thing, without realizing she’s pushing 30 and the more lucrative option is to practice law and be the hot lawyer rich guys want to fuck while going through their divorces…leading to all kind of gold digging opportunities…far better than posting shitty pics for losers who follow her on twitter to jerk off to….I hate seeing misguided pussy that fixates on trying to be the next hot thing, instead of using their brains…no wait…I hate seeing hot pussy use thier brains….keep the half naked coming bitch.

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Marie-Eve Martinez here.

I got a text from Jesus saying he would be home soon, which for normal people who grew up with normal lives and normal parents usually means something as simple as they are on their way home from work or picking up a gallon of milk, or saying they were on their way from work while actually out having an affair with you uncle/aunt.

But when you grew up like me, with the people I did, and you haven’t seen your step father since he stumbled out of the house drunk on Friday afternoon, who knows what has happened, how it’s gone down or when he will return.

So make a wish hoping  he comes home safe and sound every time you click one of these links. He needs all the help he can get.

Love, Marie-Eve

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I haven’t heard much about Autumn Reeser since she was on The O.C., but then again I don’t pay attention to much, and only paid attention to The O.C. because it allowed me to talk to collge girls who were obsessed with the shit, it was like I turned from the creepy as fuck pervert to one of them, all I had to do was mention the latest O.C. episode….but that was a long time ago, now I’m too old to pull it off, and really Autumn Reeser is also too old….born in 1980….rolling in at 31….about to drop some babies out of her uterus…past her prime…but she’s showing some bra, and although it is pathetic and I can’t believe I bothered linking it…it’s still bra….lacy through a black shirt…and some of you may be into that….personally, I prefer real nudity….and getting my dick sucked…but whatever floats your boat…weirdo.

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Earlier today I posted SHITTY QUALITY KATE UPTON BIG TITTY STRATEGIC NUDITY FOR MUSE MAGAZINE andit turns out they went the distance with issue by getting Brazilian model Izabel Goulart nude also, only Izabel Goulart actually got naked and showed some nipple, you know because unlike Kate Upton, she’s an actual model, and not some frat boy jock mascot with huge tits….but instead with great tits…and longevity in the industry….not that it matters…cuz what matters are the nipples…even in shitty quality they’re great…

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