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Teacher of the Day

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So apparently…A life sciences teacher in LA was placed on six day leave after she called a 12-year-old female student a “sassy slut” in front of others, because when you say it one on one, it’s ok.

I mean at 12 years old, it’s very possible that she is a sassy slut and in a lot of ways, being a Sassy Slut isn’t really a horrible thing in this generation, it means you take ownership on your slut, like a gay man, and you get yourself to the top.

I think this cyberbully shit, kids are always right and teachers are always wrong shit is making a generation of pussies…

I mean in my generation, the teacher wouldn’t call you a sassy slut, he’d show you how to be one on lunch break during detention…you’ve all gone soft…

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The Duke University Feminist Doing Facial Abuse Porn of the Day

Friends over at EFUKT did this edit of Belle Knox the Duke University Porn Chick….

I was one of the first to EXPOSE HER as a faux feminist, faux intellectual, bullshit girl who was probably doing porn because she hated herself or her parents, because porn chicks don’t even make that much, especially not Belle Knox who has done 6 scenes and made 6,000 dollars…

There is a movement of these New Age Feminists, who think getting violated by dudes for money is empowering. I’ve seen a few at parties who walk around topless, while hot girls who get paid to be hot, don’t…

It’s some cry for attention, obviously, that anyone can pretend they believe in, after taking a Women’s Studies class…but I think it’s safe to say she’s just some dumb girl trying to justify her bullshit…

Either way, awesome video and in the wise words of EFukt “a feminist doing facial abuse for women’s rights is like a rabbi going to Auschwitz for a free shower.” Via EFUKT

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Adèle Exarchopoulos Naked for Numero of the Day

I have always been into movies based on their sexual content…

I have always watched foreign movies because their sex scenes were just better…a lot of times…those sex scenes were actual sex…If I ever wrote a movie, it would have real sex in it, because hollywood soft core romantic comedy sex is fucking bullshit…and when you are paying actors a lot of money to pretend to be someone else…they might as well be someone else and fuck like someone else on camera…

So Adèle Exarchopoulos is some french actress who is amazing and hot…who was in a real sex movie last year and who has since done nude photoshoots for magazines…because in the rest of the world..nipples aren’t porn…and here she is for numero…looking’ lovely..

Here she is in INTERVIEW


Here she is in GQ

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Rebekah Underhill Naked for Dry Magazine by Alessandro Casagrande of the Day

Rebekah Underhill is a signed model, who unlike the nude “model” who was shooting amateur art erotic for Terry Richardson 4 years ago, before turning lesbian feminist and hating him enough to leverage that experience for her personal gain…. CHARLOTTE WATERS ….

This Rebekah Underhill is getting nude for a Magazine called DRY that would make me wet if I was Ellen and didn’t have Ellen’s penis…but rather the vagina she pretends to have…because I love models with bush more than I love life itself…and I am on a campaign to save the bush…because it is erotic…but more importantly, I like Rebekah Underhill’s look and the fact that she knows her role, and gets naked for that role, because modelling is a better job than working at Walmart as a cashier…

Either way she’s hot

Here’s the video…that may or may not work…

Rebekah Underhill for Dry Magazine from Alessandro Casagrande on Vimeo.

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Irina Shayk Modelling Lingerie of the Day

As Russia gets ready to rape the Ukraine, I am always ready to rape Russian Irina Shayk…in the most romantic way you can possibly rape someone…not that you can actually rape a Russian, they have no souls and will do anything for 20 US Dollars and a pair of Levis…or a Michael Jackson CD….

But this Irina Shayk who has fucked the system and become one of the better or hotter models..instead of being a mail order bride, or cam girl like her friends, all because she found a john to save her who happened to be famous..gives hope to all the Russian women, and if they email me, I can sort them out with a place to stay…right here on my face…but only if they look like IRINA….


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Rihanna Drunken for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna, like Miley, is all new generation popstar, who is only really a popstar because she really fucking wanted the attention on her….so she sucked a lot of the right dick to get it…and now that it is all said and done, she feels either that she owes her fans a taste of her everyday drunken, lazy, not touring, fucked the system and every in between life…or maybe she just likes when they like her picture…because it makes her feel more worthy than her 100 million dollar a year revenue..

I don’t know, I’m into watching drunk girls in their panties…always…whether in staged weird photoshoots or not, so I don’t really care that this is Rihanna or anyone else, I just want more nudity next time around…

Keep it coming…and by it I mean me…

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Audrina Patridge Bikini Comeback Tour of the Day

Someone told me that Audrina Patridge is now broken up with her leech boyfriend who she finances while he tries to fuck other girls..I don’t know or care if that is true, I mean this is Audrina Patridge, she may be rich thanks to her TV hustle, but still totally irrelevant and non-existent as a person…especially now years later…

However, like all girls who break up with their boyfriends, she’s on a mission to get back out there, to get mail attention and to show off those fake tits her dad bought her at 16 as an insurance that she’d always be able to make a buck, because college wasn’t really for her, and fake tits were cheaper.

I’m into it, because I guess part of me wouldn’t mind leeching of Audrina while trying to fuck other girls, like her last boyfriend…because working sucks…not that I have a job but you know what I mean.

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Taking the Bus in Russia of the Day

In case you didn’t know…Russia is the center of the world…it is where everything good on the internet comes from…and who knows…the Russians…as primitive as they pretend to be…all free from communist and into basic human instinct…like drinking heavy, selling beautiful women, and making billions through corruption, with as many girls and being the hardest motherfuckers in Adidas track pants ever…

It’s amazing…but if you don’t like that – here’s a father hitting a kid with a ski on the ski hill after his kid gets smoked…

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Mel B’s Fit Mom Body Titty Grab of the Day

You know as much as I am not into Mel B Scary Spice now that she’s old as fuck and insignificant as she lives off her Spice Girl Money from Yesteryear…I still masturbated to her nipples in their first music video and that makes me feel like we have some kind of unrequited love that never materialized…but still happened on my end…

Not to mention, she has a ripped, athletic, thanks to her black side of her mixed race ass, because white people genetically fall apart after baby making…while this body keeps going and going…illegit baby after illegit baby…like she was built to reproduce…all fertile and shit…as her husband fondles her tits for the paparazzi…in one of the classier, we’re still horny thanks to all the hormone therapy we are on moments..

I mean as much as I don’t want to like this ass in a bikini…because it is old and expired…if this was a different era…I’d totally let her into the house…


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stepGIRLS Playing in Beds of the Day

stepGIRLS are a lot of fun, especially when we get them together, stripped down into hot fucking clothes and taking pictures, while hugging and protecting each other while perverts like me watch and try to get them to be a little more than just friends with each other…and a lot more naked with each other…because no matter how platonic my life with stepGIRLS may be…I am still a man and I still have needs..and those needs are to see more of them in pictures…..but I am pretty happy with what they’ve done so far…

THey are wearing AMERICAN APPAREL and looking good.

THey were shot by Monsieur Coms


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Miley Cyrus in Panties for Terry Richardson of the Day

I wasn’t going to bother doing another post on Miley Cyrus, because ultimately, who really cares about her new music video, or her obvious publicity stunts, except maybe me, because seeing her pussy in tight little cotton panties all jacked up, while wearing a wife beater thanks to Terry Richardson being the 50 year old every 20 year old wants to get naked for because he can give them that edge they think they are looking for, even though he’s just a soft core pornographer, that tricked fashion….is amazing…

I am a fan of her little body, her broken rich girl trying to make more money hustle, even if she looks like a bull dyke ready to lure me in with her cow-sized tongue, only to bite my dick off, because dykes hate dicks…and I hate dykes…

That said…Moley Cyrus is onto something….something I want to fuck.

But I get it, if I wasn’t such a pervert, I’d hate this bitch too.

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Anastasia Ashley the “Twerk Surfer” Fat Ass in her Bikini of the Day

Everyone fell in love with Anastasia Ashley’s Fat Ass Twerking during her surf contest warm-up…so here are some pics of her surfing in her bikini yesterday because surf girls wear their bikinis every fucking day of their fucking lives because that’s their job. They are like the bikini model of sports, only with less tall anorexic bodies and more fit as fuck, lean as fuck, I want to lick the salt of her every inch like I was a dog and it was peanut butter….kinda way….if you know what I mean….which you do…I mean seriously…this fat ass is almost at the point of ridiculous, how does she even surf with that amazing thing…now the one thing I need to figure out is how to make her surf on my face with that thing…or my dick…I’m open minded like that…

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Sydney Leathers Exclusive Vagina Rubbing of the DAy

I don’t find Sydney Leathers hot at all.

In fact, I find Sydney Leathers fat and disgusting to look at…you know the kind of girl Weiner only texted because she’s fat and disgusting and he felt sorry for her, and thought she’d never expose him…especially not like this…because it involves showing the world how fat and disgusting she is and that’s something normal fat and disgusting girls avoid the humiliation of….

She’s kinda hot in this THIS VIDE (NSFW) video…but then again I love when girls show me their assholes…

I find her uninteresting, I find her strategy obvious, I don’t find her worthy of the attention she’s getting for sexting…and I think exposing a dude who you masturbated with an asshole move..especially for such a silly personal gain like a porn career…and as much as I hate of every part of what she did…I actually appreciate what she’s doing…and that’s spreading her asshole for the world to see inside her soul, because the asshole is the gateway to a woman’s soul…

I’m ready for more of this shaved scandal…she’s so bad that she’s good….and let’s be real here…99 percent of porn chicks are uglier than this and they aren’t real everyday girls just trying to make it…making Sydney Leathers hot by default….I’m a fan…



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Rihanna in her Weird See Through Outfit of the Day

Whatever Rihanna is wearing here…is amazing…I endorse all she does as she slowly falls into a whole level of crazy…because I know it is cumming and thanks to this outfit…so am I…

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

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“I’m Peeing in the Shower” is the LOLZ of the Day

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Close friend of the stepfamily Sam Jones…just put out a video of her at her mom’s Beach Club…peeing in the Cabana shower, a shower that I assume her mom pays more to have, all because she’s too lazy to walk to the public bathrooms…and the exchange between the two…and the video…is amazing.

This is up on some Grey Gardens, but more Jewish, less homeless shit…and I loved every second of it. I predict – TV Show.

I generally don’t endorse any of my friends or family or lovers, or people who hate me on the internet because I hate seeing people succeed, especially after I give them a co-sign, because whenever they do succeed they forget about their DrunkenStepfather…and stop answering my calls.

But it would be selfish of me to not share this with the world, you know to keep it all for myself, even though I want her to be all mine.

Like the dancing monkey I lock in the basement and who I make perform for me when I’m in the mood for her.

And to answer her question, no Sam, we can’t see your vagina, but I would definitely like to, ideally with my mouth….

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