You may call her Denise Richards, but based on her dried up womb, her low estrogen, her menopause that’s either from the natural aging process or from a dirty Charlie Sheen sex triggered hysterectomy because all that HPV can’t live up in here no more….not to mention her “ex-planted” tit, that looks more like a horror movie creature coming to eat your soul than an actual tit, or a mysterious creature found in the swamps of some far away plant trying to eat your soul, all this to say, it’s not the tit you’d like to see on a woman, who may have been someone to jerk off to when celeb nudity was something to jerk off to in a pre-porn era…..but who is way too fucking old to consider jerking off to now, unless you’re weird….

Which is why I call her Denis.

More man than woman in these genderless times….at least based on her sex appeal to a straight man…or at least that’s how it should be.

So check out Denis.

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I like country music and I’ve linked country music for as long as I can remember, so I always took offense to idiots who said “anything but country”. I am sure I’ve made this rant before, but it was a reminder then, and a reminder now, just how fucking idiotic people are. They are like broken record players just repeating the echo of the next guy, never quite formulating an opinion of their own, because to discount a whole genre of music, real fucking music, with soul, a heart and emotion, with real instruments, based on some country pop songs you don’t let yourself like, because you’ve been brainwashed to the “anything but country” canned response….

It annoys me, doesn’t surprise me, but annoys me…

The reality is that Country Music is having a bit of a resurgence, not that it ever went away, any aspiring singer knew that’s where the money was because hicks buy CDs and the Christians keep their support for the people they consider part of their circle, which is why LeAnn Rimes still gets paid…

But young people raised by screens and robots are loving country too, most of the viral acts are country, and that’s a good thing for America as a whole, bring it some life…

As far as Country Music goes, Kelsea Ballerini is pretty much the hottest they’ve got right now, I am sure there are a few smaller acts that are also hot, but she’s top of the charts and while looking at her body in a bikini, it’s pretty hot…I guess when you spell your name KELL SEA, not KELSEY, the ocean beach bum life is in the fucking cards, and that bikini on instagram whore life is just a bikini pic away. Nice.

So I support this country star doing vacation life like she’s Jimmy Buffett, but not dead..

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Yourina Calls , who I guess also goes by @you.rinka, who I guess is also an exclusive content vendor, who I am sure makes some pretty un-jerk-off-able content, because you can just tell.

There is a fine line between hot and annoying and figuring out what is too annoying to see the hotness because it overpowers it and I guess this Yourina chick wants to walk that fine line…

She’s not the hottest looking girl around, but maybe she is and she just doesn’t want to be another hot chick, so she does dumb content with her body that is ridiculous….to still get the fans, but without being a cheesy “I’m a hot chick” poser, while still trying to make money off being the hot chick with the hot tits.

She is clearly aware of her hot body, since she monetizes it, but instead of just doing hot content, she wants to show her personality and be as unattractive as possible in the content that she monetizes and the whole thing is weird.

There are plenty of ugly chicks who play the whole hot chick thing up like a bunch of try hards, and manage to pull it off, so an actual hot body could be a huge star, but instead she tries to make an uncomfortable joke out of the whole thing. Intentionally trying to not be hot while simultaneously trying to be hot. So weird.

Instead of being just hot and about this half naked shit, she does awkward and uncomfortable shit you’d expect from an awkward and uncomfortable girl getting naked for you, while still getting naked for you…..

Like if you were to bring a bitch home for a fuck and she just says and does weird nervous things, not like crying because she’s in bed with you, or struggling to breath cuz you have her gagged and tied to your bed, but actual awkward things, like weird dances or groundhogging in doggy style position, or weird cringeworthy statements like “Oh that’s your Wee Wee in my VOO VOO” or some shit when trying to talk dirt….you get what I am saying, the near boner killers that still don’t kill the boners but that challenge your boner…

I can’t even think of experiences that have given me the same feeling as this girl does with the hot tits, trolling us with dumb content to prove that hot tits is all it takes, but I know I have been face to face with a weird dance or two, or a weird ass spread, or a weird theatrical performance that leaves me confused, like the time I couldn’t get it up for a girl, it happens when you’re impotent, and she danced around the room saying “take it in, this is the hottest pussy you’ll ever see”, long before tiktok, while not being the hottest pussy I ever saw, and definitely not doing anything for the boner….

The hot body is hot, but the attitude of a nerd and not in a cosplay way other nerds can buy into but in a blowing her nose because that’s her twitch, thanks to her social awkwardness and austism and not in a good way way…

I feel inspired to post this weirdness that she probably thinks is her art….or her comedy…or her troll because it’s annoying, but the bouncy boobs are amazing and clearly outweigh her attempted weirdness…but she’s walking that fine fucking line brother.

Find her and her tits on INSTAGRAM

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Denise Richards continues her humiliation tactics, which in this specific image or case is hardly as offensive an embarrassing as her previous OnlyFans work has been, but it’s still weird….

I don’t know if she just decided to do OnlyFans because her daughter went that route and as a good mother, she must navigate those waters first….

Or as a cash grab from the losers of the internet because she loves money or needs money.

Maybe she does it for validation, like she was once a whore and can still be a whore just you wait and see.

Maybe she does it because she likes to feel sexy and get jerked off to, or her husband is a cuck who wants people jerking off to her, hence marrying Denise Richards a personality who has been jerked off to….but it’s all pretty fucking weird…since she has a legit career, she has Charlie Sheen money….

It’s just all so fucking weird, but I’ll still look at her ass in bed being old and flat and sad and weirdly lit….like a boomer with access to social media she is….

Here are some pics of her daughter, OnlyFans model that momma is trying to compete with or support, like when you see old hag moms in the grocery store dressed in sluttier outfits than their slutty daughters, it’s a thing…competitive bitches…

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Here’s recently LESBIAN Lily Rose Depp who’s girlfriend can be seen in the double denim, wearing her lesbian snowsuit like some sort of creeper, while Lily’s stripped down half naked, probably for the attention now that she has some hit show about to drop on Saturday, gotta push it all as far as you can, and in pushing it it seems she’s starved her tits off, maybe all part of being a lesbian after ingesting the lesbian worm in her brain via her lesbian lover’s lesbian pussy that may double as a penis.

So, I typically think Lily Rose is hot, now I do not….which is too bad, since watching bitches eat pussy is fun, but she’s about to blow up more than she has to date with this bullshit HBO garbage so let’s celebrate her birthday before she becomes that entitled celebrity cunt, despite already being the entitled celebrity child cunt….who now EATS cunt…

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The visible G-String seems to be back in style, not just because this KARREUCHE TRAN who is not TRANS, but may be mad at how popular trans is, at least in the newsfeed, because everyone fucking loves talking trans shit, when less than 1 percent of the population are trans, whether it’s Target with their cross-dressing swimsuits for CHILDREN, or just assholes trying to say that it is abusive to not let your kid take puberty blockers or sterilize themselves…it’s trans this and trans that all the time, just never KARREUCHE TRAN, who probably wishes it was KARREUCHE TRAN this and KARREUCHE TRAN that instead…

It’s like why isn’t TARGET making a collection of KARREUCHE TRAN bathing suits with TUCK pockets for KIDS….

So to get noticed, to remind you who the real TRAN is, she’s decided to slip into a sheer dress and be a whore about it….

Which is really the way you’d want your TRAN to be….

But yeah, the visible G-String seems to be back in style….

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There was a viral story that came out last week, which I didn’t bother posting because I have written Kate Bosworth off since realizing she was fucking Justin Long….they’re now married and expecting three babies via surrogate I imagine….

Basically, ROXY put together a BLUE CRUSH inspired revival collection of the early 2000s and they cast BLUE CRUSE star Kate Bosworth who I don’t even remember finding hot in that movie, because I don’t even know whether I’ve seen the movie or not, which is so weird since I’m a surf girl pervert….right….

She’s just been a tall, skinny blonde chick who deserved a better career and now who deserves a better cock, that may actually be a magical cock, not that I want to think about Justin Long’s cock, but the fact that he exists must be due to something, like being gay for pay or fucking old rich lady decision makers who inherited their husband’s film studios, I don’t get it….

The good news is that Kate Bosworth posted a close up picture of her now middle-aged but still hot ass…

The bad news is that Justin Long was quick to hop in the comments and make it about him, reminding us that he fucks her, and ruining Kate Bosworth for any sensible man out there…

For the record, I am not a nerd weirdo who gets mad at these women when they get boyfriends or get mad at the boyfriends for getting the girls, there are just a few things a woman can insert in themselves that make me question them on the whole….HOLE…and JUSTIN LONG is one of those things.

His comment read (note pic #2 is the ass shot).

I wish you’d given me credit for painstakingly applying each grain of sand to pic #2

My initial thoughts were…I wish he died on set of the first Mac Guy / Windows Guy commercial so that we didn’t have to experience what has become of him.

Then I realized that we just want happiness for Kate Bosworth and her great middle aged ass and if Justin Long brings it, maybe he could stay off her comments, her feed and act like he doesn’t exist so that we can block out the trauma it has caused…..

No….I still wish he died on set of the first Mac Guy / Windows guy commercial….

Here are her tits in a movie to make this better…

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