What would you do if you got all the days and hours you spent masturbating back. Would you build a house? Would you launch an app, or start a web based career…

Would you be a “Let me tell you how I made a million dollars”…in youtube pre-roll ads…where they scam you out of money to tell you to make youtube ads to sell courses on how to make money selling courses on how to make money….

Maybe you’d launch an app that goes viral, YOU Zuckerberg you….or maybe write a movie like the Spielberg you coulda been IF IT WASN’T FOR ALL THE JERKING OFF….

Maybe you’d use all the testosterone you saved by absorbing your seed to start a porn company or a brothel….SO MANY options…

What’s a little dick-suck between friends….

Now fuck off with your whole May the Fourth Bullshit….

Here are some stepLINKS…

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Looks like someone forgot the photoshop…..in this era of everyone photoshopping their own pics…I think it’s irresponsible for a magazine, no matter how woke it’s become to turn their back on the photoshop….we don’t need the weathered pock marks….ya know.

Padma Lakishmi or whatever the fuck her name is, is one of the SI SWIM Rookie’s of the year, despite being 300 years old.

I guess it’s part of their inclusivity agenda that no dude asked for, but when the editor is a chick, you end up going down that road, because chicks don’t want to be mean, or called out for celebrating STUPID HOT CHICKS, but instead turn it into a “A for Effort” group of undeserving, gross, vile, fat, sloppy, disgusting chicks doing their best SI Swim Model cosplay…

I mean why stick to your brand in an era of woke, because you can end up losing everything you’ve built, so adapt to the times by having at least one retard in each possible category, so that they can feature a handful of hot unrealistically hot, bikini babes the whole issue used to be built on…you know slip them in and hope no one notices…when they three dudes who still buy the SI SWIM Edition ignore the uglies and go for the hotties…

Anyway, it’s all pretty sad for society as a whole, not everyone deserves to be a published swim model, including the 300 year old Sugar Baby Padma, who I guess had a bit of a career on TV, but was most known for fucking 2 likely gay billionaires, pretending her pregnancy to set up her kid for life with billionaire DNA was both the guy who was dying’s and Michael Dell’s brother, you know to hedge her bets and maybe get money from both.

It’s a weird storyline, she could teach the masterclass in impressing and manipulating rich people, but for now she’s in a bikini for a sports magazine, maybe because one of those billionaires owned IMG and she’s still in with the biggest sports agency in the world and this is her flexing her muscles to get what she wants…

But unfortunately for her, they forgot to photoshop….maybe that’s the vibe they are going for….photoshop ties into that whole unrealistic body shit….which may be why she looks like a man.

Maybe, I just dislike Padma Lashkimi for gaming the system….when in reality her old ass and old titties are the right kind of sloppy for a broke pervert like me, meaning she’s lucky she captured that billion dollar sperm in her petri dish womb when she had the chance…

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Here’s some ART AND THE COMPUTER done by ME…because I am an artist, tell that to all the copyright pigs trying to shut us down for posting their shitty images when sites like this is what kept these assholes relevant in the early internet era….SHOW SOME RESPECT you money grubbing cunts…and let the INTERNET be the WILD FUCKING WEST again…

So yeah, I have to make original art of the shit I want to post, which happens to be OLD ASS pics of RITA ORA’s OLD ASS….because she’s old and it’s her ass.

Whether this is on set, on a photoshoot, on her wedding day to TIKIKIKI WAKICACA COHEN, her aboriginal husband and Hollywood poster boy…..or she’s just out there whoring for the paparazzi, I don’t know…

I just figure it gives us a little perspective and allows us to look at her ass again, or for the first time if you’re like 98 percent of the world who doesn’t know what a Rita Ora is, doesn’t care about what a Rita Ora is, or how she’s a weird plant from some weird political activist family during some Bosnian war….which makes me VERY suspicious about her…

But I’ll still look at her ass, when the tits aren’t getting shine, maybe they’re in the shop getting buffed out or some shit…forcing us to stare at her thong to see if we can see shit…it is ASSHOLE BEHIND THURSDAY after all.

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Antje Utgaard seems to be some TikTok personality with giant tits….The kind of ANTJE you’d wish wasn’t your AUNTIE but rather your WET NURSE…..FEED ME MOMMA!

She’s got 2.1 million followers on Instagram, which means she’s important or that people will assume she’s important.

The truth is that this lazy generation just buy fake followers and no one is the wiser to it, which always makes me laugh because early on Instagram I was going to buy 1,000,000 followers to the DrunkenStepfather account, thinking I’d go viral when others saw the 1,000,000 followers and I bet I would have….fake it til you make it…but I thought stupidly, it’s funnier to have NO followers since I do this for the LOLZ…sometimes I troll wrong…

So to think other people aren’t running the same hustle, accumulating real followers by gaming the system with the fake ones, is idiotic, I mean this is 10 years later, it’s more sophisticated of a scam now…

That’s not to say Antje Utgaard doesn’t have big tits, and that big tits aren’t worshipped in this world, I’m just saying she’s probably got a lot less fans that her Instagram says she does…but that doesn’t mean the tits aren’t any less important, it’s a hustle, and that doesn’t mean the tits aren’t being used to her benefit as tits like that should, I mean if you have tits like that and don’t use them to win, you’re a fucking wasted opportunity…

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I guess I came across these pictures yesterday, but didn’t really click on them, because I am disgusted by J.Lo for a few reasons, the main one being that she’s in her 50s, GROSS, but the other reasons being that she’s made tons of fucking money, has tons of successful businesses, is rumored to be happily married to a not too drunk or abusive Ben Affleck, which was obviously weird tabloid fodder that they hoped would generate interest in celebrity culture, but NOTHING will ever generate interest in celebrity culture again, not even the nudes in an era where there are better nudes of girls we can likely pay to fuck instead of these lame ass trying to be popular clowns…

Anyway, I ignored them yesterday because J.Lo and her celebrity repulse me, but seeing her doing lingerie shoots like she’s young and hot, is the perfect level of desperation I need to remind myself that no matter how big these idiots get, they are forever clickbait annoying attention seekers….but they are rewarded for it so I guess no one tells them they suck…so how would they know….not by looking at their bank accounts – THAT IS FOR SURE….right.

I can’t confirm or deny whether this is J.Lo’s official body, if her head was super imposed on another body, if the photoshop or filters would legally stand as being J.Lo’s body, but this is what they are selling us with their geriatric granny porn/lingerie content. It is disturbing.

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I have nothing to say.

Here are some stepLINKS

No wait…

I have something to say, let me just post my manifesto, my memoirs, my words of enlightenment….how about the lessons I’ve learned along the way that can help you be the worst version of yourself.

We could make it into an online course….HOW to coast badly….when there are so many easy scams to pull to coast NOT BADLY…

I could give you digital marketing courses on HOW TO LOSE WEBSITE TRAFFIC and never build an actual brand…

I could give social media advice, SHOW YOUR TITS, but in an era where all girls show tits, even that’s not good enough….

Or I could go back to HAVING nothing to say….

No wait…

I can write about politics, since that’s what everyone seems to write about, LEFT vs RIGHT, the RACE wars, the colonialists, the miserable 75% mental health diagnosed medicated idiots….OR maybe we go into 15 minute cities, future pandemics and CLIMATE change….but that’s why everyone is so miserable….so we won’t talk about that.

I can tell you embarassing sex stories, like the time a woman thought I was trans or an ugly lesbian with a dick clit because my long hair, titties and INNY cock….after I came on her….THAT AIN’t SQUIRT bitch…

Or I could go back to having nothing to say….just a post the stepLINKS and move on….

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Paige Spiranac is a modern day glamour model, who has a big social media following, because the world needs glamour models.

She also baited in all the bros and the bro websites because she produces gold content as some kind of golf influencer, which many sluts have now copied her on, because they realize golf is a huge sport that middle class dudes with money like to play, so being a babe in their realm means money, a budding business.

I approve of that hustle, whether she knows how to golf or not….

Anyway, she started her version of OnlyFans, I mean make a percentage of those millions of people pay up for premium content, disguised as GOLF TIPS, but really being GOLF TITS and the whole thing seems pretty wonderful.

Since I didn’t see this content on her social media, I am going to assume that one of her fans, followers and members released it to the internet, where everything should be free.

I am reposting it to give her props, it’s been too long since someone did themed shoots like we all loved back in the day, so I’m glad that this one is doing it, plus she’s pretty hot.

SOLID effort that deserves subscribers and paying members, unlike the actual whores of the internet who lie and manipulate lame dudes into paying them in hopes of seeing tits, Paige has straight up said no nudity, but as far as I’m concerned, consistent photoshoots are better!

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As ridiculous as Tom Green may be, he’s actually pretty brilliant….

For a few years, the comedy festival here would give me free tickets, you know, because I am an important media outlet that covers pop culture and a gift to the local community that doesn’t know I exist…..

But yeah, free tickets meant I’ve seen a bunch of their headliners and shows over the last 20 years and none of them ever make me laugh. Stand up comedy is just fucking lame as shit….

A few years ago, I went to see Tom Green and I was actually laughing the entire time….the only other comedian I laughed at was Don Rickles because he was making racist jokes about people int he audience.

Anyway, I wasn’t a Tom Green groupie, because like you, I found his comedy pretty dumb, but at the same time, I did respect him because when he first happened, I was living one city away from him (and I still am).

It was the 90s when he launched his cable access show and people in that city would record his shows and physically send VHS tapes to our city where we’d collectively watch his shit and at the time, pre internet, it was next level and insane.

During the pandemic, I saw he sold his LA house, he moved to acreage in Canada, where he can be off grid and self sufficient and I thought he must be based.

I thought, he must know that the USA is done, that COVID is a fall of society play and that this vaccine shit is poison, so run back to Canada to be left alone, even though Canada is more fascist than anywhere, at least it was pre-TRUCKER protests, but when you’re rich, you don’t have to fall for the same rules everyone else does.

Anyway, he’s at his house in Costa Rica or some shit and he posted up a BASED video about the UFO PSY-OP to distract you from trains, human trafficking, pipelines, collapses, etc.

I found it refreshing, since all other famous people are cucks to the system, scared of losing their position, as they PUSH poison and lies on the public for personal gain.

Based Tom Green! Fuck yeah.

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I actually watched the Grammy Awards last night, beginning to fucking end because I fucking hate myself and like to be self destructive in the worst way possible….Award Shows….what better torture on a Sunday night than a bunch of hacks who are celebrated as if they are gods thanks to radio play and idiotic fans who don’t know what actual good music is.

Anyway, we all know that the conspiracy theorists, the right, the fundamental Christens which in this time of inclusiveness and tolerance are the group people society are most intolerant to, weird, you have to wonder why they’re seen as such a threat, I mean if you care.

But yeah, myself and a bunch of other people who may have blown off the whole Satanic thing in the past, until realizing that these motherfuckers actually do believe and worship Satan over the whole COVID scam, so now all I see is the Satanic symbols in what they do, not that I care…it’s subtle and still just a conspiracy.

It’s known that the music industry is the biggest culprit of this in their music videos and with their songs that you know they are smart enough to control frequencies that can control the hive mind…but again…just a conspiracy, something to point and laugh at…

Last night, tranny cross dresser Sam Smith did some initiation video with tranny Kim Petras, who he has a hit TikTok song with….by putting her in a cage like a slave to Satan while bitches dressed like devils terrorized her and while Sam Smith, in his latex fetish gear and devil horns played the devil and it’s all so fucking laughable.

If that’s Satanic, I wouldn’t worry so much if I was a Christian parent, there was a time they were subtle and just blasphemous against Christianity, like when Madonna, who happened to introduce the performance, used to masturbate dressed like nun, or whatever it is she did in the 80s.

I don’t think they are doing satanism any favors, because we all know they are satanic, so the literal devil tribute’s pretty silly, low concept and embarrassing.

Maybe it’s just me having a different perspective or change of heart, despite always hating pop music, it was still appealing as a lifestyle, you know being rich and living in luxury…..but if I was Satan, and I’m not, I’d strike down Sam Smith for his WEAK satanic tribute, if anything, he’s moving their satanic agenda back because it’s so bad, I can see kids turning to the bible and going to church again…it’s more fun than this shit.

If Satanism was appealing, I’d worry more about this garbage generation, but when Satanism is so tacky, lame, weak, embarrassing, not fun, pathetic….I can only assume NO ONE would be lured into this shit.

To make it better, it was sponsored by Pfizer…what a fucking clown world…and if I was a Satanist sitting in my Illuminati sex ritual chamber, I’d be pretty disappointed and insist the controllers go back to the drawing board because this is just straight up weak.

The Grammys also featured SLUTS, not just weird terrible BORING GAY Satanic rituals….

You can see all those pics of SLUTS CLICK HERE

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