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Archive for the Underwear Category

2009

20

May

Lindsay Lohan and Her Underwear Brim of the Day

Lindsay Lohan is my seems like a sweet girl who is just misunderstood. People just like pickin’ on her because of rumors of her taking multiple men into the bathroom at clubs and parties, or because she’s rumored to be the washed up den mother who pounces at any new cock in the industry, only to get rejected, because she’s a liability and no one wants to touch her for various reasons. Like studios can’t get movies insured, actors don’t want to be associated with her crazy and she is rumored to be a paparazzi whore, who is always in the media because she tips the fuckers off to not be forgotten. But she’s still Lindsay fucking Lohan and here she is showing off her lesbian underwear waist-band that I’m not convinced is so lesbian but I am convinced would be pretty spicy to suck on and wrap around my flacid dick in some kind of panty fetish porn scene starring me.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Underwear

2009

06

May

Posh Spice in Her Underwear of the Day

Posh Spice is posing with some underwear ad that she was obviously ridiculously overpaid for, while I’m here writing about Posh Spice for a second time today.

It’s not like there aren’t thousands of other things that I could have done a post on, but for some reason, I chose this shit, maybe it was laziness aand I lack creativity and take the first thing that comes my way, because I don’t give a fuck about Posh Spice, but I couldn’t really tell you why I am doing it. Maybe it’s OCD and I like doing things in twos now and if I don’t I end going crazy and running down the street barking at people like the drunk dude I met riding his bike last night while he was barking at me, but whatever it is, shit is like groundhog day only more boring even when shit’s rockin’ lingerie in a heavily photoshopped picture. We need to get some Bill Murray acne scars up in here to make it all okay.

Posted in:Ad|Posh Spice|Underwear

2009

28

Apr

Some Girl Eats A Banana With Her Feet of the Day

Here is a video that dropped last week of a girl trying to eat a banana with her feet while in very little clothes and handcuffed.

The funny thing about this is that it was one of my pick up lines that I’ve tried on girls, you know “hey baby, come over and eat some banana with your feet half naked while handcuffed” but I slowly phased it out when they slapped me, called the bouncer to take me out when I thought they were just going to the bathroom of the club to wash their pussies up for me to eat them out and pretty much never agreed to do it.

I guess it’s just one of those genius things that it took someone to do on video to remind me that although my ideas are good, I need to work on my delivery….

Posted in:Banana|Feet|Underwear

2009

02

Feb

Taylor Swift Doesn’t Show Off Her Underwear of the Day

I hate Taylor Swift, she’s like this Emo/Country bullshit that drives me fucking crazy in song, and above all that, she’s tall and awkward looking and confuses me when people say how hot she is. There is an actual group of guys somewhere out there who print up her pictures, and asphyxiate themselves with their belts to heighten their orgasm, while listening to her fucking music, because they think she’s a fucking goddess. Well I don’t think a goddess would cocktease her die hard creepy fans by not showing them her pussy like a good girl would given the perfect opportunity she had here in Canada last week.

Posted in:Taylor Swift|Underwear

2009

14

Jan

Paris Hilton’s BFF is Fucking Trash…Obviously…of the Day

I am not even going to bother researching this girl’s name because I have absolutely no fucking respect for her.

She won some contest to be Paris Hilton’s BFF, which is fucking ridiculous to begin with because Paris Hilton is an irrelevant, washed up rich girl with bad parents. I will argue that even if you’re aspiring to make it in the entertainment world and this is the only way you know how that is accessible, it’s not going to work for you because the whole concept of being anything that belongs to Paris Hilton is not only embarrassing, but degrading which means there’s no self respect, and despite no self respect usually leading to letting the right guy cum in her ass, if he promised to put her on TV when her contract with Paris Hilton is done, it’s still not going to get you work outside of porn and prostitution.

The fact that she has paparazzi pics of her is just another example that Hollywood is mocking us. They are producing shit and we are eating it up, because we all know that in reality, it takes years to develop a friendship you’d label BFF, not that you would because that would be fucking gay, so this is just another example of Paris Hilton playing some flakey bullshit that people seem to buy the fuck into, making her tons of money, and making me hate humanity, because that’s pretty much how she’s gone this far. It works for her….

I will argue that she knows exactly what she’s doing, and that this dumb ugly barbie shit is just a character people expect from her so the post isn’t about hating on Paris or her song and herpes filled lap dance, but it is about the poor confused irrelevant girl who has no concept of anything because to do this to yourself, you’d have to be a fucking retard, and I feel even retards wouldn’t do this to themselves and would rather be sitting in the corner hitting rocks together for hours on end.

The worst thing is that I know she is basking in the glory of following Paris around like her little fuckin’ pet. You know she’s bragging to her friends and going to sleep at night thinking she’s made it so far, even though it took zero fucking skill or intelligence to pull off. She’s just a fucking tool that Paris using to make more money with and after she’s thrown this moron to the fuckin’ curb when Season 2 of this garbage starts, I guess her eyes will finally open up, because spending a year hanging with Paris is bad enough, but trying to live down the title of Paris Hilton’s bitch without the money and trips to Australia and VIP entrance to clubs, is going to be a hell of a lot fucking worse….

I predict drug use and suicide, or a career in porn that leads to drug use and suicide.

Posted in:BFF|Paris Hilton|Trash|Underwear

2008

28

Nov

Jodie Marsh and Some Weird Monster of the Day

Here is a picture of Jodie Marsh with some Save Tango midget painted orange, I have no idea what this is all about and I am really not about to go find out, because that would involve doing work, but I do it is a British thing and British people are fucking weird.

I also know that it is involves people painting themselves orange, and there is no doubt in my mind that when the people painting themselves orange are midgets, that they are actually getting paid to get exploited to do the shit, so they stand out and slutty lesbian attention whores make an effort to get a picture taken with them, not because it’s not everyday you see a midget with a painted face like some kind of clown, not that they have many other career options, they are fucking midgets, but because when you’re Jodie Marsh, it’s hard to find someone more orange than she is….

If I had a midget, I’d exploit him too. I’d constantly make him give me stand up blowjobs and treat him like my whore, pretty much all the time, from the minute I let him out of his cage, my dick would be in his mouth, and it wouldn’t be gay, because everyone knows midgets aren’t human. That’s like calling an old farmer gay for fucking the male sheep. Everyone knows that’s not true…

Okay, enough of this stupidity, now go look at Jodie Marsh’s stupidity…

Posted in:Jodie Marsh|Midget|Slut|Underwear

2008

18

Nov

Ed Hardy Underwear Fashion Show of the Day

Ed Hardy is the cheesiest fucking thing around. It attracts the cheesiest fucking people and the only good thing about cheesy fucking people is that they dance on bar tables in little Ed Hardy skirts, showing the world their big fake tits in their Ed Hardy low cut shirts and assholes winkin’ at me out of their Ed Hardy thongs, while drinking bottles of Grey Goose with Jimbo’s and chachi motherfuckers, who are also in Ed Hardy everything from head to fucking toe and who think they are fucking rockstars, but don’t realize that they look like total twats, because all their fellow Ed Hardy cult members keep giving them positive attention and props because of their 300 dollar t-shirts that looks like some kind of crazed silk screener threw up rhinestones, sequins, paint, gels and gold foil all over the shit….but I guess the brand’s done something genius, because it’s tricked the lame masses into thinking they need the shit to fit in and it’s become this massively embarrassing movement, that I am sure has made a bunch of people rich as these strippers, 9 to 5 millionaires and Italians have spend their paychecks on the shit, because they think they need it…..

Ed Hardy had a fashion show and it wasn’t as slutty as 99% of the tacky bitches who rock this shit around here, but it’s still worth posting because Ed Hardy offends me even when they get girls in underwear struttin’ their shit….it’s a fucking joke and you’ve all fallen for it…

Posted in:Ed Hardy|Fashion Show|Lingerie|Underwear

2008

18

Aug

Kimberly Locke Performing in Her Underwear Video of the Day

Here’s an older video of Kimberly Locke, some busty, fat chick who was on American Idol and hasn’t really done much since, except maybe for this Spring Break performance in what looks like a fat chick matching bra and panty set, but may be a fat chick bikini get up, but doesn’t matter because whatever it is is making me realize why I am scared of College Spring Break parties, and it’s not because of the herpes or mennigitis outbreaks, but more to do with for every hot chick showing off her pussy ready to get gangbanged while I watch, there’s 10 fat chicks drunk and letting loose and fat chicks are like the devil because despite not wanting to crawl up on them like they are a couch, it’s still fuckin’ hard to say no to them, not because they have you pinned down to the bed and you can’t move or breathe but because they are the easiest vagina being thrown in your face and that’s the kind of manipulative and abusive shit that fucks with your self esteem and you carry around with you for the rest of your life, making you unable to look at chicks the same way again about 3 seconds after you’re done. Either way, this is how I’m starting the week off. Enjoy.

Posted in:KImberly Locke|Performing|Underwear

2008

13

Jun

Jessica Biel Has Man Underwear on Because She’s a Man of the Day

I know that these are not underwear a man should be caught dead in unless he has no clean underwear and is forced to wear a pair of his wife’s since she’s the same size as him, like in my case, but once you put any underwear on Jessica Biel it automatically turns into man underwear because it’s covering her little penis.

I saw Boys Don’t Cry, I know how this shit works and I also know that she’s doing a good job convincing the world that Justin Timberlake isn’t a faggot because she dresses like a girl and has pretty much saved his career while helping you keep your man fantasies hidden as you jerk off to her pretending to not know what’s really goin on, so I guess in a lot of ways this bitch is a hero.

Posted in:Jessica Biel|Underwear

2008

02

Jun

Kendra Wilkinson’s Got Underwear on her Head of the Day

Here’s some Kendra Wilkinson drunk with a pair of Lakers Underwear on her head, because when you are a slut and you love a team and support a team, you keep their logo next to your used up weathered pussy because it’s the only way to show your affection to that team other than offering the team a chance to get whatever diseases you’re packing but they turn you down because you aren’t hot and there are better groupies to be had, I guess it’s just not like it was in highschool for her.

Either way, I have had a few drunken experiences with panties that range from sniffing them, to taking them off passed out girls, to having sex with them when they were sitting in a laundry pile, to wearing them but for some reason no one gave a shit enough about me to take pictures and document the moment like they did for this whore.

Posted in:Kendra Wilkinson|Underwear