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Archive for the Victoria’s Secret Category

2015

19

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Models for Fitness of the Day

Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt and Romee Strijd proved that they are puppets for Victoria’s Secret…getting paid when they read some Victoria’s Secret product detail script pretty much squirting in female ejaculation all over the product…because like their sugar daddy’s…these sports bras dangle money in front of their hooker faces…

Not to mention, they are getting that stamp of approval from society with that Victoria’s Secret tag tattooed on their robot, vapid model asses….

There’s something pretty hysterical about watching fully made-up girls working out, popping their booties, is just silly…and for some reason erotic…because I’ve been to gyms before and all I saw was fat older women who looked like the smelled struggling to use the elliptical…rather than this…

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2015

05

Aug

Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

This is a commercial by Michael Bay for Victoria’s Secret, it is 15 seconds long and it features their new hookers that they call angels because calling them hookers…would give them the wrong idea and make them think “oh fuck maybe this company views us as replaceable hookers”…instead of “OMG I’m an angel”…who gets paid very little, but who get a whole fucking career…makes sense.

The models are…

Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill

This commercial is garbage. It is as anti-climatic any of his shitty fucking movies, but more interesting and doesn’t even have the special effects…

The girls look like shit. The product looks like shit. The 15 seconds is shit. They could have done something with their 10,000,000 dollar budget, fucking close minded idiots.

Fuck Victoria’s Secret.

Here’s Candice, their old timer, pre-retirement, being replaced, which is almost sad because VS is all she knows…

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2015

25

Jun

Buzzfeed Staffers do Victoria’s Secret of the Day

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I am not sure what the staff of Buzzfeed is trying to accomplish here, but it is safe to say that editorial staff, interns and whatever else these girls do at Buzzfeed, are definitely not bikini models…

I know they are trying to say “This is what real girls look like”…but the reality is that this is what real girls who aren’t committed to a clean diet and fitness program, who aren’t models look like…

Maybe they are saying “Don’t objectify women”…or “don’t give us unexpected images to look up to and feel like shit about our selves for”…but I think it is safe to say…the mirror can do that just as efficiently…

I like real girls, but I hate when real life girls, who I have eaten out and fucked, go up against professionals and hate them for being professionals..and hate brands for using hot bitches to sell product, because if this was a VS campaign, no one would buy shit…

Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck them all, even Grimmace…but I’m disgusting and so are you, I just think people need to say “Hey, I’m not a professional skier, maybe I won’t drop down this vertical”….or “Hey, I’m not a professional surfer, maybe I won’t drop jump in this 30 foot swell”…or “Hey, I’m not a model, I’ll save my bikini for my instagram and friedns, and not the media to think we’re making some amazing statement”.

A statement I think the whole world could see just loking at them…feminism has gone the wrong direction…I blame you internet…

Unless this is just jokes…either way…girls in bathings suits are fun.

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2015

29

Apr

The 10 New Victoria’s Secret Angels of the Day

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So Victoria’s Secret has named their new “Angels”…in an out with the old, or some of the old and in with the new instagram famous….that they pay 1/10 of what they used to pay the models or angels like Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel.

Because it’s a new era and everyone aspires to be a VS model, and the VS Empire despite being some low hanging fruit, bargain basement, middle of the road, dictate who is famous or not…in what I find weird…since it is like saying the fast food chain down the street determines good food, or the cheap as fuck strip club has the best girls, which we know is a lie….

The list of the new girls singed…and their tits are:

Elsa Hosk:

Jasmine Tookes:

Taylor Hill:

Sara Sampaio:

Martha Hunt:

Jac Jagaciak:

Stella Maxwell:

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Lais Ribeiro:

Romee Strijd:

Kate Grigorieva:

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2015

14

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Umbrella Dance of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is the fucking devil…the evil empire that makes shitty, cheesy, overpriced underwear in Asia…and sells them back to fat Americans who buy into the consumer product world…thanks to being retards…

Bras,…that turn small tits into seemingly big tits…only to disappoint every mother fucker who brings what they think is a busty bitch home…

A billion dollar empire…who spend their marketing budget building up the careers of models…only to pass them off to Leonardo…

A company that has never paid me, even though I promote all their nonsense evil thanks to being a weak man sucked in by hot half naked girls…

Here’s a video they produced…that I am posting because I can’t help it…they have a power over me and I hate them for it…but can’t resist it…

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2015

16

Feb

Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret has a new informercial that Sports Illustrated is mad about, and that I don’t really understand because I am bored of Victoria’s Secret and can’t really grasp why anyone would watch their nonsense on TV like it fucking matters, when they can just walk into any mall and buy a fucking bikini…so instead they’ll have you watching their babes who are overpaid, strut around in their bikinis, like it’s some kind of informative or tantalizing thing, when we have access to porn or millions of pictures and videos of these girls, when really it is just a PR stunt, the only way CBS gets viewers, designed for idiots who still have cable TV, all to sell bikinis to bitches who shouldn’t wear bikinis…sounds awesome.

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2015

11

Feb

A Bunch of Victoria’s Secret Pics for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day, than to post a bunch of catalog pictures of two Victoria’s Secret models. One named Stella Maxwell, and the other, I don’t remember, I just know that they are in lingerie, photoshopped, not showing nipples, but at least semi-stylized, meaning the old school sluggish brand has caught onto instagram filters, and the ability to make girls look like they are more fashion or artistic, by making it look like you soaked the picture in piss and period blood…it’s very feminist you know…to off set the whole objectifying women, giving regular girls negative body image and unrealistic expectations in men, who are sure to be disappointed when they get the girl they are about to fuck naked, fucking up the whole mating process…killing relationships…all while making a billion dollars, because dudes aren’t creative and buy into the hype that this shitty gift isn’t a shitty gift, even if it was made in a sweatshop and looks like shit on your chick…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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2015

21

Jan

The Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Commerical Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret produced a Superbowl commercial, because Victoria’s Secret has built their business on selling lingerie to men, using amazing looking women, who would never fuck them, and who their wives would never look like, even if they can wear the same shitty overpriced underwear….it’s like seeing a cartoon version of them…the shorter and fatter Victoria’s Secret model, trying to live a fantasy motherfucker saw on the superbowl, but dealing with a horribly comedic, overstuffed sausage version of it…

This is the trailer…

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2015

12

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Girls in Puerto Rico in Bikinis of the Day

Victoria’s Secret brought their stable of girls who they own, because when it is a modelling contract, and they are paid very well, it is not called slavery, even if their modelling requires being half naked, which is pornographic to many overly uptight Christian and Muslim women, making someone like me see similarities with owning a woman, sex slavery, human trafficking, or even a porno contract…because let’s face it, the whole point of lingerie is not for function, but to increase the sex appeal of a woman for herself and/or her lover, who is either man or woman, but usually man, since Lesbians are more into wearing long johns, and the whole thing is just so sexual…but accepted by the mainstream as ok..so I guess they aren’t hookers, but girls who you pay to come to your house in lingerie to Cock/and/Ball Torture are…

Double standards….

Here are a bunch of pics of them in Puerto Rico doing bikini model bullshit..

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2015

09

Jan

Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

Victoria’s Secret put out this swim video that I didn’t watch it but I think it is an improvement from their older shit…that is played out as fuck…and needed improvement…that you would think would use their billions of dollars the same way they use the immigrant girls they own and handle….because they are immigrants and will do anything for the exposure and work visa…and I guess that’s what they are doing…but I can’t be too sure because I didn’t watch it…

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2015

05

Jan

Victoria’s Secret’s Swim Book of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is one of the most played out brands to ever exist, however, they do bikinis and lingerie, and the cast pretty decent babes to model those bikinis and lingerie, even if the babes they cast are garbage people like Behati Prinsloo, who marry people like Adam Levine…and even if their styling is boring, their pictures are safe, and a total misuse of these immigrant women who are begging to be exploited not celebrated….but they are still bikini pictures…on girls who should give everyday girls a complex about not being hot enough, so that they buy their bullshit products to live the fantasy, even if they are a XXL, for their husbands that wish that their wives were these girls…because a complex, where women feel inadequate, usually increases my chances of having sex…and we like when that happens….at least I do.

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2014

17

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Holiday Ad of the Day

The last thing I want to do in life is promote Victoria’s Secret. They are a billion dollar company, they aren’t paying me to promote their shit, they are just luring me in with tall model babes half naked in a Holiday ad, and I’m using it as masturbation fodder as they intended, and I hate being this weak…and giving into such a basic scam that has make many people rich…especially considering they haven’t evolved, their styling is shit, and bores me, and they have this potentially nude models, not nude, as to not offend their Christian audience…you know following dated bullshit regulations…opening the door up for a better version of Victoria’s Secret…that’s actually cool, racy, fun and sexy, but until then..here’s their commercial…which is like their infomercial fashion show…totally for the sake of selling product…using amazing girls…the best/worst ever.

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2014

02

Dec

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Happened of the Day

So they filmed the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in the UK today, and here’s a sneak peak if you actually care.

I feel like a total fucking asshole for participating in this, since liking Victoria’s Secret is so fucking suburban and ridiculous…

They are an evil empire and this is what they want us to be doing….to promote mall shopping, shitty gifts, for Christmas.

Fuck this noise….and here are the boring pics..with no nipples, or Vagina Slips, because every camera is tracked and every picture released is released by them….

DOUTZEN Kroes:

Lindsay Ellingson

Alessandra Ambrosio and Adriana Lima

CLICK HERE TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT PERFORMING AT THE SHOW

CLICK HERE TO SEE HAIR AND MAKE UP

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2014

02

Dec

Stella Maxwell Racy for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Today is the Victoria’s Secret fashion show. I don’t think it is airing on TV live, that would actually make them interesting, you know because we’d know there would be potential for nipple and vagina slips, instead of the edited smut they put together to sell product and get Victoria’s Secret in the mind of the nation thanks to national broadcasting…

I don’t really like celebrating evil corporations – and their total misuse of immigrant models who are willing to do anything for the opportunity, but that they just use the same catalog way time after time…

But I do like whatever they are doing with Stella Maxwell, their new hipster model star, for their new division, that seems to be a little more competitive…finally getting with the fucking times of topless panty shoots…that girls are doing on Instagram for no reason already…and it’s good…

If that’s not enough Victoria’s Secret fashion show coverage for now….they haven’t released the pics…Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Jeans…

TO see all the models in jeans at the store opening to celebrate the Infomerical happening tonight – CLICK HERE

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2014

12

Nov

Victoria’s Secret Holiday Campaign of the Day

Christmas is the only time of year that really matters for Victoria’s Secret. 90 percent of their revenue happens now and that’s why they hustle the media, infomercials they present as a media event, when it is all just a scam, or noise, that doesn’t matter and most importantly, isn’t even a nice gift, no matter what trailer park Victoria’s Secret is deemed a considerate gift…and I guess I’m just bored of half naked girls getting paid millions. I prefer half naked girls getting naked for free…

Alessandra Ambrosio’s VS Fashion Show Fitting of the Day

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