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Archive for the Victoria’s Secret Category

2014

16

Apr

Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed.

So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn..

The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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2013

20

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Shitty Holiday Ad of the Day

It is hard for me to support an evil brand like Victoria’s Secret and their advertising campaigns that are lazy and uninteresting when the women are better in pictures even if the women they chose are substantial women…at least for the most part…because I know they peddle garbage product to the retard masses and white wash it with boring catalog pics of models willing to pretty much fuck on camera for fashion – but rather keep it PG for the Christian fellowship that floods the mall stores to buy their made in Bangledesh by a 10 year old bra and panty sets…especially this time of year because it’s an easy present for a brain washed society….but I’ll still post it because one man can’t protest so many tall hot half naked bitches…no one will notice….

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2013

10

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Backstage Twerking of the Day

Cara Delevingne posted this behind the scenes video from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that happened a month ago…and it’s of the models, all tall and lanky, trying to shake their asses in TWERK…despite not really having much ass…or real ability to twerk…like most white girls…and I find the whole thing amazing on mute -because they are a group of girls and you know how a group of girls get when in a room together…

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2013

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Do Taylor Swift of the Day

I am the kind of person who gets offended when bikini and lingerie models try to do things that have nothing to do with bikini modelling like when they lip sync to radio pop songs because some marketing exec, or Taylor Swift’s people felt it was a good idea to do whatever they can to make Taylor Swift people agree to do the show in the first place…because Taylor Swift talks to their young target market….get them buying panties young…and aspiring to be tall and skinny bitches…

The worst thing in all this is that none of these girls look cute, or hot, or even like you’d notice them walking down the street. Is it possible the Victoria’s Secret models are just normals…who photograph well and look good half naked…yeah…it’s really fucking possible..these are tall freaks…stop celebrating them…

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2013

19

Nov

Magdalena Frackowiak Selfies in St Barts of the Day

Even top models…like Magdalena Frackowiak who work for the premiere authority on models…Victoria’s Secret…who even if they are garbage…in terms of what they do and represent – they still pull the best girl in the industry….like Magdalena Frackowiak…who you can see here not satisfied with hired photographers and paparazzi taking pics…but more into being like every other girl…ever…doing the SELFIE…because we aren’t self absorbed enough…let’s all start taking pics of ourselves…all fucking day…every fucking day…so the people we don’t know on the internet can see how cool, hot and interesting we are…it’s such an awful phenomenon, something that 10 years ago would make you hate a bitch you were dating, but that has become social norm…that even fat chicks do it…it’s crazy…but the good news is when the paparazzi are around…the selfie comes through at a better angle…the other good news is I’d watch this babe do anything…and everything…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Magdalena Frackowiak|SFW|Victoria's Secret

2013

14

Nov

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section…

I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited…

The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me…

Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

25

Sep

Behind the Scenes of a Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day


If you’re like me, you’d like your behind the scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret shoot to not be staged shit that the billion dollar brand released to keep people interested in their models…while protecting their brand so the Christians and Middle Americans don’t turn on them….

You know, you’d want real behind the shit, with more fishing, pussy slips, nip slips and vagina definition…

I mean you’d hope at least one of the hired paparazzi on set would get something good enough, you know be perverted enough to make shit fucking count…but luckily bang half naked in a bikini…counts…I guess…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS…

Here’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio


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2013

20

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Catalog Round Up of the Day

Karlie Kloss, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel and the one who was rumored to have banged Bieber…the one engaged to Maroon 5…and one who I assume dated Leonardo Dicaprio…did what they do and stripped down into their underwear like they are paid to do…like strippers with more legitimacy in society…and here are the pics…

The funny thing in all this is that these are just scans from the catalog, that you could have seen if you are still on the mailing list getting the catalog, or more importantly still masturbating to the Victoria’s Secret catalog despite all the porn available to you, which in and of itself is weird as fuck…but here’s the september catalog like it matters anyway…cuz I’ll look at half naked girls, who are paid millions and photoshopped, to give me unrealistic expectations from other girls…who will undoubtedly disappoint me when they get naked because they aren’t bikini models…..if you know what I mean…

CLICK MORE TO SEE ALL THE PICS…There’s 100 of them…I posted the whole fucking catalog yo’…

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2013

18

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Photoshoot Happened and the Paparazzi were There of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio, Lily Aldridge and Behati Prinsloo were shooting a lingerie photoshoot for Victoria’s Secret and the paparazzi were called because the people at Victoria’s Secret love the paparazzi because the paparazzi make their girls more relevant that the Sears Catalog panty models of the 80s….

You know, in a pre-Victoria’s Secret era, lingerie models didn’t matter, and if you look hard enough, you may still find one pulled up to a dive bar somewhere drinking their sorrows while chain smoking and looking for a dude to go home with because they no longer have a soul, they lost that back when they got naked for a lingerie catalog, thinking it would lead to bigger things, but all it lead to was a coke problem and a understanding that getting naked got you paid…

But Victoria’s Secret..turned them into stars..and in doing that sold a lot of fucking panties…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

08

Aug

More Victoria’s Secret Catalog Lingerie Pics of the Day

Barbara Palvin, Behati Prinsloo, Lindsay Ellingson, Jacquelyn Jablonski….I know..totally uninteresting up an coming half naked stars…some of whom have been polluted by Adam Levine, others who have made their way to this level of fame, or stamp of approval thanks to countless nude photoshoots all of whom who have looked better, hotter, more exciting than this corporate shit…even just kicking’ it by the pool…because at least at the pool their nipples aren’t photoshopped out when they get out of the fucking pool…cuz Christians don’t like nipples apparently, and Victoria’s Secret, despite being Jewish run, like everything, doesn’t like upsetting the Christians with nipples, because the Christians buy a lot of fucking underwear, probably because of all the blood stains they got thanks to being raped by their priests…oh no, priests only rape little boys…

But you get what I’m trying to say, and that is that corporations who sell panties, but who are uptight about showing off a woman’s body, for fear that they will be flagged “offensive”…just pisses me off…it’s like own fucking market, that you own 80% of the marketshare in, and fucking pave the way for a better tomorrow by taking hot pics of the girls who are all fucking hot and more importantly willing…proven by their portfolios..

I mean in 1980 when this shit launched, panty catalogs sent door to door was probably risky and you had to be cautious, but the future is now…we’re talking internet generation…use your talented photographers and make some fucking noise…I mean seriously…same picture over and over and over again..I don’t care how well works…it fucking sucks.

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2013

07

Aug

I Like Bad Bitches for Victoria’s Secret that’s My Problem of the Day

Doutzen Kroes, Erin Heatherton, Candice Swanepoel, Barbara Palvin, Bregje Heinen, Adriana Lima and whoever else is in the mix, are doing the same old repetitive shit for Victoria’s Secret that is hardly as exciting as an era before the internet when it was all I had to masturbate, but still worth looking at, even if it lacks creativity, substance, flavor or really anything beyond hot bitches half naked…which apparently is good enough to build a billion dollar business off of…

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2013

10

Jul

Victoria’s Secret Catalog Shots of the Day

Models include the same gang of rejects, including Erin Heatherton, Barbara Palvin and Candice Swanepoel.

I approve of them trying to take the catalog shot and make it a little more erotic, with toplessness and bras half on and shit, it means they are putting in a little effort in an otherwise dated, standardized, middle of the road, pile of shit…but the problem is the execution on this shit is weak as fuck and reminds me of some strip mall pervert’s photo studio where you get your passport picture taken, but where really he likes to showcase his erotic “art”…he’s shot…

You know they can afford better and should probably work on that….but here are the pics anyway…

Posted in:Victoria's Secret

2013

03

May

Victoria’s Secret Island Hopping Catalog of the Day

The whole idea of me posting catalog pics is just insane to me. I mean I get it, there are hot models photoshopped in standardized bikini pictures that we’ve all seen countless times before, but seriously, if I had my hands on this catalog, I wouldn’t jerk off to it, I wouldn’t bring it out to show my friends – “Hey guys check out this catalog I just got for Victoria’s Secret”, but for some reason, a reason I don’t know, I post it to the internet like it fucking matters…I mean sure the bitches are hot, but fuck, I need to be doing better things with my life than this nonsense…I mean seriously…this is nonsense…noise…garbage…yet here it is anyway because I haven’t figured out my exit strategy.

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2013

16

Apr

Victoria’s Secret Ad By Michael Bay of the Day

Here’s an ad for Victoria’s Secret, that I am posting for free, because I am an idiot and would rather give people, especially billion dollar corporations free publicity, it’s all part of my strategy to stay broke and hurting forever. I mean who wants mansions, fast cars and babes hanging off them, it’s all about fat chicks and getting your power cut off, you know fuck fine dining, feed me ramen noodles that shit is 3 for 99 cents.

But I guess, in their own way, Victoria’s Secret is paying me in girls in bikinis next to expensive cars, you know cuz I love their half naked bitches, even when shot by Michael Bay in a multi million dollar ad, because last time I checked I can use videos of babes in bikinis to pay my fucking rent.

The video features the regular gang of rejects – Candice, Karlie Kloss, Lima, Chanel Iman and Behati…

Speaking of Behati, here are two pics of her in lingerie for the brand….

Posted in:Michael Bay|Victoria's Secret

2013

25

Mar

Victoria’s Secret March Madness Mega Post of the Day

I feel like I’ve posted these pics hundreds of times before…with the same cast of characters and with other girls posed exactly the same way, wearing products that were exactly the fucking same, expect with a different fabric.

This mega post includes Behati Prinsloo, Erin Heatherton, and Maryna Linchuk, because when girls get half naked, under any and all circumstances, I pay attention, even if shit is boring, repetitive and a waste of all our time….I mean as much of a waste of time as half naked catalog pics of babes can be.

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