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Archive for the Victoria’s Secret Category

2014

26

Sep

Victoria’s Secret Nipples in the Catalog Pics of a Flash Back Friday of the Day

Adriana Lima, Josephine Skriver, Elsa Hosk and a bunch of their new talent are in a recent catalog and I was pretty amazed that they took the “Free the nipple” approach and have finally answered to criticism of the public and the media – about photoshopping these already amazing girls…or more importantly…misrepresenting their products they sell by erasing the nipple…and turning their already Barbie Doll bodies…into genital-less and Nippleless – Barbie Dolls..

This is a FLASHBACK to when Catalogs were good to jerk off to – before airbrushing..

This is a FLASHBACK to when we all used to jerk off to Victoria’s Secret we had sent to our houses under fake girl names before porn…

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2014

11

Aug

Victoria’s Secret Behind the Scenes of the Micheal Bay Holiday Commercial of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is currently shooting their Holiday Collection – because Christmas is around the corner and it is their most important time of year to cash the fuck in.

It is safe to say that the Behind the scenes picture of Adriana Lima on set below, despite being old and a mother, two things you don’t really look for in a lingerie model, she’s still at it. The money is too good. The contract isn’t expire. Milk that shit like your baby milks your tit, you overly religious slut, who can get naked for money but who can’t get a fucking abortion to save that body you get naked for money with…she makes no sense to me, but then again..the world doesn’t make sense…
is the best part of their whole reminding us they exist mid-summer push….

Because the rest of their “behind the scenes” are fucking boring….here they are anyway. You know, since Michael Bay directed the commercial again…and you’re all about that Ninja Turtle shit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

16

Apr

Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed.

So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn..

The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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2013

20

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Shitty Holiday Ad of the Day

It is hard for me to support an evil brand like Victoria’s Secret and their advertising campaigns that are lazy and uninteresting when the women are better in pictures even if the women they chose are substantial women…at least for the most part…because I know they peddle garbage product to the retard masses and white wash it with boring catalog pics of models willing to pretty much fuck on camera for fashion – but rather keep it PG for the Christian fellowship that floods the mall stores to buy their made in Bangledesh by a 10 year old bra and panty sets…especially this time of year because it’s an easy present for a brain washed society….but I’ll still post it because one man can’t protest so many tall hot half naked bitches…no one will notice….

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2013

10

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Backstage Twerking of the Day

Cara Delevingne posted this behind the scenes video from the Victoria’s Secret fashion show that happened a month ago…and it’s of the models, all tall and lanky, trying to shake their asses in TWERK…despite not really having much ass…or real ability to twerk…like most white girls…and I find the whole thing amazing on mute -because they are a group of girls and you know how a group of girls get when in a room together…

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2013

04

Dec

Victoria’s Secret Models Do Taylor Swift of the Day

I am the kind of person who gets offended when bikini and lingerie models try to do things that have nothing to do with bikini modelling like when they lip sync to radio pop songs because some marketing exec, or Taylor Swift’s people felt it was a good idea to do whatever they can to make Taylor Swift people agree to do the show in the first place…because Taylor Swift talks to their young target market….get them buying panties young…and aspiring to be tall and skinny bitches…

The worst thing in all this is that none of these girls look cute, or hot, or even like you’d notice them walking down the street. Is it possible the Victoria’s Secret models are just normals…who photograph well and look good half naked…yeah…it’s really fucking possible..these are tall freaks…stop celebrating them…

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2013

19

Nov

Magdalena Frackowiak Selfies in St Barts of the Day

Even top models…like Magdalena Frackowiak who work for the premiere authority on models…Victoria’s Secret…who even if they are garbage…in terms of what they do and represent – they still pull the best girl in the industry….like Magdalena Frackowiak…who you can see here not satisfied with hired photographers and paparazzi taking pics…but more into being like every other girl…ever…doing the SELFIE…because we aren’t self absorbed enough…let’s all start taking pics of ourselves…all fucking day…every fucking day…so the people we don’t know on the internet can see how cool, hot and interesting we are…it’s such an awful phenomenon, something that 10 years ago would make you hate a bitch you were dating, but that has become social norm…that even fat chicks do it…it’s crazy…but the good news is when the paparazzi are around…the selfie comes through at a better angle…the other good news is I’d watch this babe do anything…and everything…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

14

Nov

The 2013 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Pictures of the Day

Such a silly concept – especially when I see how excited people get about over exposed babes who are always in their underwear all year ’round…knowing that this is just a marketing stunt to sell tons of lingerie products…a little infomercial with massive primetime hype like it’s not a fucking infomercial…all because it involves some of the hottest models half naked…but not exposing or nip slipping because this is for family programming – like a modern day…Sears Catalog lingerie section…

I would hate this if it didn’t involve girls in their underwear, but instead I really dig it..I am just mad I wasn’t invited…

The models are the same gang of rejects, and by rejects I mean overpaid, tight body babes I want to cuddle with romantically especially if it ends in me cumming in their ass until death does us part… which is a pretty pathetic accomplishment on their part…cuz I want that with every girl…yes this is all about me…

Their names are Lindsay Ellingson, Candice Swanepoel, Izabel Goulart, Alessandra Ambrosio, Behati Prinsloo Lavigne, Doutzen Kroes, Martha Hunt…Elsa Hosk, Lily Aldridge, Hilary Rhoda, Erin Heatherton, Cara Delvigne…etc etc etc….who cares here are a ton of the pics…they are all amazing except maybe for Lima’s 100 year old mom pussy…but that’s covered up and….Karlie Kloss’ real skinny ass…but the rest…even the one who makes babies with black dudes…are rockin’…good times…even if they are the same as every other time…this repetition thing is good for sales….cuz people hate change…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2013

25

Sep

Behind the Scenes of a Victoria’s Secret Shoot of the Day


If you’re like me, you’d like your behind the scenes pictures from a Victoria’s Secret shoot to not be staged shit that the billion dollar brand released to keep people interested in their models…while protecting their brand so the Christians and Middle Americans don’t turn on them….

You know, you’d want real behind the shit, with more fishing, pussy slips, nip slips and vagina definition…

I mean you’d hope at least one of the hired paparazzi on set would get something good enough, you know be perverted enough to make shit fucking count…but luckily bang half naked in a bikini…counts…I guess…

TO SEE A BUNCH OF THE PICS…

Here’s CANDICE SWANEPOEL

Here’s Alessandra Ambrosio


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