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Victoria’s Secret Push Up Bra of the Day

The terrible people at Victoria’s Secret, and their overpaid models, who don’t deserve the celebrity that they have…because they are just bodies in underwear…like all women…who wear underwear…only a little taller and more fit…but definitely not worthy of 50,000 dollar day rates…but I guess that’s an expense the brand is willing to pay, it is tax deductible and think off all the savings they make by producing their mall brand, low quality, cheesy design and concept, mass marketed product in sweatshops…

They’ve put together this Push Up Bra video, that probably cost them over 1,000,000 dollars, to help sell product and generate some buzz into the holiday season, that they won’t actually call the Holidays season, because along with ISIS, the war is also on Christmas…we are all god’s people, it’s about inclusion, and being politically correct, but the cunts in this campaign, don’t full agree, just ask them the last time they let a homeless guy eat their pussy…their answer will be that it kind of happend to one of their billboard, because homeless guys are perverts and need to jerk off to something…sometimes…they have nothing else going for them..

Either way, this is just more content to continue the crisis that is Victoria’s Secret…terrorizing the minds of our youth and wives..

But it makes for a pretty easy gift, and really if you gotta fuck your pig wife, this garbage is like putting some lipstick on her…

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Victoria’s Secret Girls Topless of the Day


We’re rolling into the Holiday season, so Victoria’s Secret marketing is getting more and more aggressive. From booking a couple of fame whore famous rich kids who aren’t models, but pretend to be because they have instagram followers….to all the press they got from it for their stupid fashion show that is more of an infomercial, where they plant a seed in the brains of trailer trash everywhere that getting shitty underwear is exactly what Jesus Christ and Christmas is about…

Part of the promo, is getting the girls as much press as possible, so why not get them naked for some artistic portraits, museum worthy….featuring…Sara Sampaio, Stella Maxwell, Barbara Fialho, Flavia Lucini, Gracie Carvalho and Kate Grigorieva….and some of their nipples.

It’s all bullshit, you’re all comsuming idiots, but I guess it does make for a good gift that requires no thought to shut an overly excited bitch up because they love Victoria’s Secret mall brand quality product, and they may wear it for you when you fuck, making for a good time…especially when model tits are involved.

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Social Media Whores Ruin Everything – The VS Fashion Show Edition of the Day


I don’t know if the marketing decision makers at these brands are 23 year olds who are fresh out of college, telling the higher up execs that “this is where the market is at”…but it seems so weird to me that the fashion industry, or in this case, the commercial mall brand industry, has bought into the whole social media, reality star, fame whore movement, and cast the girls who aren’t models, but who pretend they are models….in their production,

I am sure there was an era when it was actually prestigious to be cast for this kind of thing, but now they’ve turned it into almost the equivalent of a high school play, where the powerful family everyone hates…whore mom and tranny dad..probably envious of their baby in panties…remembering how hard they worked to make this happen over the span of their lives…

But now, it’s a “how many followers do they have, they’ll do it for free, perfect”…and it’s created a joke…I can’t take seriously…not that I ever too the VS show seriously…but you know what I’m saying…if all it takes is for your sister to have a sex tape..for this “dream to come true”…like it was make a wish foundation, based on rich parents and instagram followers thanks to those rich parents…and I guess with their power, they are pulling the fucking scam..


And it’s not just GIGI and Kendall..but all the girls they cast are just big on Instagram before the brand got involved…and I get why they do it…but hate that they do it…because these people are the fucking worst..and really Victoria’s Secret would do just as well, if they cast no names…who need the work, and who aren’t as lame as these LA brats…

This is not a model…

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Victoria’s Secret snapchatted the Fashion Show to Reach the Youth and it Sucked of the Day

Here are the screenshots in took of the Victoria’s Secret infomercial taping – that seems terribly boring and exactly the same as every year – because why change a great marketing event going into Holiday. Their busiest time of year.

They can throw in Kendall and Gigi Hadid to get the social media coverage – since those girls have fans…and idiots will watch the nonsense and buy their products but in an era of porn and Instagram photoshoots with actual hot girls…why bother with this…

That said…here are the ghetto fucking screenshots….yes…I did them myself…and spent all of 2 minutes on uploading…you know nothing but top quality here…

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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show Social Media of the DAy

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Vitoria’s Secret is pushing their fashion show on social media…to generate the first round of buzz before the televised event that I call their hugely successful infomercial..every Holiday season, the people who watch TV, get very excited about a brand that sells them garbage and a dream…while making them feel insecure..

So first wave is announcing the cast. Second wave is social media prep for the filming of the show, which takes place November 9, then they’ll release all the VIP red carpet pics…of the filming of the event…then they’ll release all the pics from the event…so that by black Friday…people are ready to buy their nonsense…and by TV air date..people are just fucking cumming VS….

It’s a scam that works…

Here are a few of them doing fitness before the show…even though we all know they are actually just starving themselve before the show…who are they trying to fool into thinking these girls are about health and fitness…when clearly they are into starving, being skinny and fucking rich dudes…

Here’s some other model babe who I’ve never heard of who got cast…I like this one….she’s good…

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Here’s Elsa Hosk in Catalog Pics – Bound CLICK HERE

Here’s Candice Swanepoel in Catalog Pics CLICK HERE

Here’s Monika Jagaciak in Catalog Pics CLICK HERE

Here’s Lily Aldridge at some Fantasy Bra Event CLICK HERE

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Elsa Hosk Spread Legged in Victoria’s Secrets of the Day


Elsa Hosk is in her underwear, spread legged for Victorias Secreet, which is edgier than what they are used to…so as Playboy gets rid of nudity, everything else is celebrating nudity…in a weird “they used to photoshop nipples out” turn of events…and now they are doing pics that instagram would delete…because even the Christians they used to try to keep at bay so they wouldn’t get banned from door to door mail order catalogs…are down with nudity…thanks to the internet and porn fucking up our moral code dramatically…turning us all into half retard primates masturbating all day…horny all day…watching porn all day…

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Victoria’s Secret Models for Fitness of the Day

Stella Maxwell, Jasmine Tookes, Elsa Hosk, Martha Hunt and Romee Strijd proved that they are puppets for Victoria’s Secret…getting paid when they read some Victoria’s Secret product detail script pretty much squirting in female ejaculation all over the product…because like their sugar daddy’s…these sports bras dangle money in front of their hooker faces…

Not to mention, they are getting that stamp of approval from society with that Victoria’s Secret tag tattooed on their robot, vapid model asses….

There’s something pretty hysterical about watching fully made-up girls working out, popping their booties, is just silly…and for some reason erotic…because I’ve been to gyms before and all I saw was fat older women who looked like the smelled struggling to use the elliptical…rather than this…

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Here’s the Victoria’s Secret Commercial of the Day

This is a commercial by Michael Bay for Victoria’s Secret, it is 15 seconds long and it features their new hookers that they call angels because calling them hookers…would give them the wrong idea and make them think “oh fuck maybe this company views us as replaceable hookers”…instead of “OMG I’m an angel”…who gets paid very little, but who get a whole fucking career…makes sense.

The models are…

Elsa Hosk, Jac Jagaciak, Jasmine Tookes, Kate Grigorieva, Lais Ribeiro, Romee Strijd, Sara Sampaio and Taylor Hill

This commercial is garbage. It is as anti-climatic any of his shitty fucking movies, but more interesting and doesn’t even have the special effects…

The girls look like shit. The product looks like shit. The 15 seconds is shit. They could have done something with their 10,000,000 dollar budget, fucking close minded idiots.

Fuck Victoria’s Secret.

Here’s Candice, their old timer, pre-retirement, being replaced, which is almost sad because VS is all she knows…

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Buzzfeed Staffers do Victoria’s Secret of the Day


I am not sure what the staff of Buzzfeed is trying to accomplish here, but it is safe to say that editorial staff, interns and whatever else these girls do at Buzzfeed, are definitely not bikini models…

I know they are trying to say “This is what real girls look like”…but the reality is that this is what real girls who aren’t committed to a clean diet and fitness program, who aren’t models look like…

Maybe they are saying “Don’t objectify women”…or “don’t give us unexpected images to look up to and feel like shit about our selves for”…but I think it is safe to say…the mirror can do that just as efficiently…

I like real girls, but I hate when real life girls, who I have eaten out and fucked, go up against professionals and hate them for being professionals..and hate brands for using hot bitches to sell product, because if this was a VS campaign, no one would buy shit…

Don’t get me wrong, I’d fuck them all, even Grimmace…but I’m disgusting and so are you, I just think people need to say “Hey, I’m not a professional skier, maybe I won’t drop down this vertical”….or “Hey, I’m not a professional surfer, maybe I won’t drop jump in this 30 foot swell”…or “Hey, I’m not a model, I’ll save my bikini for my instagram and friedns, and not the media to think we’re making some amazing statement”.

A statement I think the whole world could see just loking at them…feminism has gone the wrong direction…I blame you internet…

Unless this is just jokes…either way…girls in bathings suits are fun.







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The 10 New Victoria’s Secret Angels of the Day


So Victoria’s Secret has named their new “Angels”…in an out with the old, or some of the old and in with the new instagram famous….that they pay 1/10 of what they used to pay the models or angels like Lily Aldridge, Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, Behati Prinsloo, and Candice Swanepoel.

Because it’s a new era and everyone aspires to be a VS model, and the VS Empire despite being some low hanging fruit, bargain basement, middle of the road, dictate who is famous or not…in what I find weird…since it is like saying the fast food chain down the street determines good food, or the cheap as fuck strip club has the best girls, which we know is a lie….

The list of the new girls singed…and their tits are:

Elsa Hosk:

Jasmine Tookes:

Taylor Hill:

Sara Sampaio:

Martha Hunt:

Jac Jagaciak:

Stella Maxwell:


Lais Ribeiro:

Romee Strijd:

Kate Grigorieva:

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Victoria’s Secret Umbrella Dance of the Day

Victoria’s Secret is the fucking devil…the evil empire that makes shitty, cheesy, overpriced underwear in Asia…and sells them back to fat Americans who buy into the consumer product world…thanks to being retards…

Bras,…that turn small tits into seemingly big tits…only to disappoint every mother fucker who brings what they think is a busty bitch home…

A billion dollar empire…who spend their marketing budget building up the careers of models…only to pass them off to Leonardo…

A company that has never paid me, even though I promote all their nonsense evil thanks to being a weak man sucked in by hot half naked girls…

Here’s a video they produced…that I am posting because I can’t help it…they have a power over me and I hate them for it…but can’t resist it…

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Victoria’s Secret Swim Infomercial Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret has a new informercial that Sports Illustrated is mad about, and that I don’t really understand because I am bored of Victoria’s Secret and can’t really grasp why anyone would watch their nonsense on TV like it fucking matters, when they can just walk into any mall and buy a fucking bikini…so instead they’ll have you watching their babes who are overpaid, strut around in their bikinis, like it’s some kind of informative or tantalizing thing, when we have access to porn or millions of pictures and videos of these girls, when really it is just a PR stunt, the only way CBS gets viewers, designed for idiots who still have cable TV, all to sell bikinis to bitches who shouldn’t wear bikinis…sounds awesome.

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A Bunch of Victoria’s Secret Pics for Valentine’s Day of the Day


What better way to celebrate Valentine’s Day, than to post a bunch of catalog pictures of two Victoria’s Secret models. One named Stella Maxwell, and the other, I don’t remember, I just know that they are in lingerie, photoshopped, not showing nipples, but at least semi-stylized, meaning the old school sluggish brand has caught onto instagram filters, and the ability to make girls look like they are more fashion or artistic, by making it look like you soaked the picture in piss and period blood…it’s very feminist you know…to off set the whole objectifying women, giving regular girls negative body image and unrealistic expectations in men, who are sure to be disappointed when they get the girl they are about to fuck naked, fucking up the whole mating process…killing relationships…all while making a billion dollars, because dudes aren’t creative and buy into the hype that this shitty gift isn’t a shitty gift, even if it was made in a sweatshop and looks like shit on your chick…

That’s all I have to say about that.

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The Victoria’s Secret Superbowl Commerical Trailer of the Day

Victoria’s Secret produced a Superbowl commercial, because Victoria’s Secret has built their business on selling lingerie to men, using amazing looking women, who would never fuck them, and who their wives would never look like, even if they can wear the same shitty overpriced underwear….it’s like seeing a cartoon version of them…the shorter and fatter Victoria’s Secret model, trying to live a fantasy motherfucker saw on the superbowl, but dealing with a horribly comedic, overstuffed sausage version of it…

This is the trailer…

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Victoria’s Secret Girls in Puerto Rico in Bikinis of the Day

Victoria’s Secret brought their stable of girls who they own, because when it is a modelling contract, and they are paid very well, it is not called slavery, even if their modelling requires being half naked, which is pornographic to many overly uptight Christian and Muslim women, making someone like me see similarities with owning a woman, sex slavery, human trafficking, or even a porno contract…because let’s face it, the whole point of lingerie is not for function, but to increase the sex appeal of a woman for herself and/or her lover, who is either man or woman, but usually man, since Lesbians are more into wearing long johns, and the whole thing is just so sexual…but accepted by the mainstream as ok..so I guess they aren’t hookers, but girls who you pay to come to your house in lingerie to Cock/and/Ball Torture are…

Double standards….

Here are a bunch of pics of them in Puerto Rico doing bikini model bullshit..

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