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2012

21

Sep

Bikini Girls Driving Fast in Bikinis of the Day

Here’s a ridiculous video that proves everything is better, or worth watching, when you involve girls, hot or not, real titties or not, half naked….cuz guys will watch girls, hot or not, do anything half naked…from sweeping, to gardening, to picking their nose….to the least erotic thing….because guys are fucking perverts and I would not have it any other way…cuz I like looking at half naked girls under any and all circumstances…and the reality is that girls like it when we look…it is some animal instinct shit….


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2012

18

Sep

Kelly Brook’s Big Tits in Leopard Print of the Day

Kelly Brook launched a clothing line…and no one gave a fuck….I know this because the above video has 300 views after being live a couple of days…but I am a believer in all things Kelly Brook…I mean she’s got this far with nothing more than a set of huge tits and a dream….coupled with a vagina will to bang celebrities and opportunities to the top….she even staged a pregnancy and miscarriage to tug on the heart strings of her fans…when we all know it was an inside job…part of a bigger plan I call turning 40 soon and this is my last fucking push…..


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2012

18

Sep

Baseball Fan of the Day

I hate sports but as someone who loves offensive gestures on TV, this is the kind of thing I could get down to, you see I’m the kind of guy who likes pressing my dick in the window of fancy restaurants while couples look into each other’s eyes romantically, you know to help get the mood where it needs to be….in a fun place…where boring bullshit…becomes hysterical…

Apparently he was doing this for an inning before being kicked out…an inning long enough to get famous doing frat boy bullshit….

Posted in:SFW|stepSPORTS|Videos

2012

12

Sep

Vanessa Hudgens, Ashley Benson and Rachel Korine Party With Strippers of the Day

Here is a wild and crazy video of sluts who would have become strippers if their parents didn’t force them into this child acting/child prostituting and in Vanessa Hudgens case, child pornography is socially acceptable cuz it is Hollywood and everyone wishes they were Hollywood so anything goes in Hollywood, whorin’ yourself daily, cuz if you don’t another whore will move in and whore harder….before crashing, burning and committing suicide…that’s how it works…

So the cast of Springbreakers are rocking out with strippers in the most boring way I can only assume is part of the Springbreaker marketing campaign, but until I have confirmation, I’m just gonna blame hip hop.

Ok…I have confirmation, Springbreakers official Youtube put this out….I’m so clever and onto you Hollywood….

Posted in:Springbreakers|Videos

2012

12

Sep

Danica Thrall Lesbian Scene of the Day

There was a news story that came out the other day about some bitch named Danica Thrall who is supposed to be some reality star from Big Brother or some shit, that I assume is big in the UK, cuz I’ve never heard of her, but more importantly because she has that fake tit Glamor Model look….and since I’ve never heard of her, I also assume she’s probably leaked this story herself cuz this is how girls get famous these days..and really I don’t even know if this bitch is her, since I didn’t look into it, but I’ll just assume that it is….enjoy this softcore implant hustle that bores me…..if this is how lesbians actually fuck, no wonder they are so angry.

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2012

12

Sep

French Montana’s Pop That Contest to Start the Day of the Day

I haven’t been to the strippers in a long fucking time…it’s been at least a month….For someone who used to go multiple times a day….for hours on end….doing my work and eating their free buffet while staring at ghetto cunts with bad attitudes dance badly…that’s a long fucking time…

I think as I got older and the pussy I got with got hotter…I realized that damaged hot girls with implants exist who don’t strip….and they are more fun cuz with stripping comes a whole gym bag filled with more than just regular clothes, but issues that even porn chicks don’t have….from seedy drug dealers, obsessed fans to the fact they think they are celebrities at some Miley Cyrus level fame while really they aren’t shit an attitude that may mask their just sad, depressed, miserable whore who have given up lives….but who don’t suck fucking dick, even for money…..

See I don’t care about saving girls or their issues, I care about being their issues cuz issues aren’t fun especially since non-stripper girls just slut out for free and are always better at it…..

But maybe I’m just hating cuz I don’t go to Strip Clubs like rapper French Montana – cuz this Pop That contest is awesome…

Posted in:French Montana|stepMUSIC|Videos

2012

10

Sep

Rosie Hungtington-Whitely Pantsless for Elle Video of the Day

I’ve posted these pics before….but I’ll post them again…cuz I’m crazy like that and like excuses to post videos of bald friendly models turned actors….not that what she does is really acting…but more lookin’ good half naked on camera….on camera for magazine photoshoot behind the scenes videos….not that they are all that erotic considering this is the internet and you could be spedng your time better on porn…….anal porn….fetish porn….any porn but fashion porn

Posted in:Rosie Hungtington-Whitely|Videos

2012

10

Sep

Eniko Mihalik Hot for 25 Magazine of the Day

The fashion industry confuses me. It is like a cool kids club run by people who aren’t cool, who are always seeking the next starlet or muse or inspiration or designer, who is really is no different than anyone else, but to these latch ons, who pretend to be trend setters and important, is a genius….I don’t get why some people are considered more important than others….and I guess I don’t have to…cuz I’m just into the models and their toplessness….even when in movies that are weird for the sake of being weird…obscure and arty for the sake of being obscure and arty….that I know people who watched it were like “that’s fantastic, genius, revolutionary”….while the guy who made it is either playing it up like he’s the next big thing in fashion film….or laughing at how retarded people are…in the fashion circle jerk of losers who don’t know what is important in life.

That said, here’s Eniko, a model I like seeing topless, doing some topless shit in video…

Posted in:Eniko Mihalik|Videos

2012

20

Aug

Not So Erotic 50 Shades of Mechanical Bull Ride of the Day

This 50 Shades of Grey shit has ruined 40+ year old women’s lives…it is making them hate their husbands….because their husbands are uninterested in fucking them…probably cuz they are a fragment of what they were when they got married….you know after the kids and shit….

It is also opening women up to light bondage, and shit they may have not been into, even though I thought all 40+ year old women were into the freaky shit since being post pregnancy, menopausal and bored….but I guess I don’t hang with suburban 40+

Well, it’s gone so nuts that middle aged girl are grinding their cunts against anything they can to see if it still feels…like this lady we shot on a mechanical bull going nuts…like shit was her boyfriend…or at least an awesome vibrator….

Marriage is boring, aging sucks, but not as much as if this goes viral and this postal worker, cashier, mom and granny gets seen in a whole new slutty light….

stepTV is back.

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepTV|Videos

2012

17

Aug

Teen Mom Farrahs Music Video of the Day

I don’t watch TV, because I hate being reminded how shitty humanity is, at least how shitty American media and the people it exploits are…

You know, all filled with trash, smut….

The kind of sensationalism that is so pathetic and obvious and void of substance or creativity that makes TV networks scramble for hits, willing to give shit like Honey Boo Boo’s bikini waxer his own franchise of shitty TV..

Polluting the brains of everyone…but giving people something to talk about at the water cooler while wasting away for the man like drones….brainwashed, and controlled…

It is the devils work….

Teen Mom is one of those scripted reality show like all other scripted reality shows…filled with trash….and now one of the trash stars people look at and say “thank god that’s not me, but let me make a brand out of her while hating her, making her money and being the actual joke in the equation cuz I do it for free”…..is releasing an album…

By the sounds of it…which are horrible sounds….it is a joke….but I’m posting it anyway, cuz this is the American Dream….you bunch of fucking freaks.

Posted in:Teen Mom|Videos

2012

17

Aug

Miranda Kerr Giving a Vitamin B 12 Shot in Her Bra Video of the Day

I used to waste my times compiling stupid LISTS OF FETISHES FROM YOUTUBE …cuz I was trying to make a point that Youtube is a fucking porn site and that more people jerk off to Youtube than they do to my site….but youtube is a billion dollar company and I was able to buy a McDonald’s combo and a 40 from my earnings last month…representing the underbelly of the internet that people jerk off to all sites….at least once…the internet is sleazy….

One of those fetishes was hot chicks injecting needles, so I know this Miranda Kerr for Terry Richardon video is nothing original, because nothing Hollywood Terry Richardson does is original, but it is still Miranda Kerr jacking up a dude with a needle…annd that doesn’t need to be original to give boners….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|Videos

2012

16

Aug

NYPD Shoot a Dog of the Day

I have a dog, I consider him my only real friend or at least the only person I like, so seeing the jacked up, power hungry, power tripping NYPD cops shoot this dog makes me really fucking mad…I don’t care what their hot head, quick fire reasons are, I don’t care about September 11th or that they all think they are fucking heros….they are evil people and they need to be fucking punished for their crimes on an innocent dog who was just being loyal to its master….

I fucking hate people….especially when they fuck with dogs. This video is the fucking worst.

Posted in:Videos

2012

14

Aug

Women with a Butthole Tattoo of the Day

I put this on facebook yesterday because I thought I finally found love….this girl is so high on life….celebrating her asshole tattoo in a room full of people as you are supposed to celebrate asshole tattoos…I was kinda jealous about her getting a name of another man up on her shit…literally….but then I realized it was her dad’s name…cuz after he took her asshole….she figured he can always have her asshole…Never Forget…as she shits on him daily…provided meth/bath salts addicts take shits….

What it comes down to is that more girls need to be like this girl….it would make the world a better place….and if you’re motivated to get you ass tattooed, following this girl’s lead….let me suggest you get my name up there, Jesus is universal….always forgiving…something you may neeed on your asshole after making such stupid moves…

Posted in:Videos

2012

23

Jul

Summer House for TREATS Magazine of the Day

TREATS Magazine, a magazine that I have barely heard about, but that I like, because they do vintage erotica and market it as fashion….and that usually involves relatively hot girls run through filters half naked, giving fucking boners, bringing up the most important question my life has to offer and that is why the fuck am I not making topless videos with hot chicks everyday….I’m a real fucking idiot…..but then I watch this video and none of that doesn’t seem to matter….

Posted in:Videos

2012

19

Jul

Hot Hurdles Girl Michelle Jenneke’s Warm Up Dance of the Day

Every Australian girl I have ever met has been ridiculous, but luckily, every Australian girl I have ever met has also been really hot, making her ridiculousness amazing….You know all fun, drunk and ready to fuck despite looking like some sandy, tannned, model I want to impregnate amazing….

Here’s Michelle Jenneke, some Junior Hurdles runner, doing a hot, funny, warm up dance and fucking killin’ it with her atleticism…..

Good times…

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