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2012

06

Jul

Courtney Stodden American Bikini Dance for Youtube of the Day

I fucking hate bad dancing….even when in a bikini….especially when it is to the worst fucking song…even when it is on mute…because the girl in the bikini represents evil.

Courtney Stodden has found her calling….Trashy girl who dances on youtube half naked to make youtube money becasue she has no actual talent and because people are retards who like watching half naked girls dancing…even bad dancing to bad songs…especially when they are tabloid queens who made a fake story with a low level celeb she had access to about being 17 and now some washed up local stripper I’m pretty sure she was….despite not being able to dance….and being over 30….

All this to say, it is easy to get noticed and make money if you have tits…but it is also easy to find stalkers who want to rape and kill you…at least we can only hope bad things happen to bad people….and here is that bad person in video robbing us of our soul.

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2012

03

Jul

Bar Refaeli Under Water in a Thong for Under.me of the Day

20 Hours ago….in a land far away…called Israel…where the Jews walk freely…Bar Rafaeli prosituted herself for her own clothing line….by swimming underwater in slow motion in a thong…in what was probably the most obvious, low level concept a woman could run herself through in order to get attention….it is the basis of the myspace profile pic….the instagram “look what I’m wearing, it is a bikini or panties or what I sleep in, in front of the mirror to get followers”….hustle that girls have been lucky to find success with since the beginning of time…and I am good with it…survival of the hottest…keep the fatties working at walmart motherfucker….if you know what I mean.

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2012

03

Jul

Amy Childs Loves Her New Boobs of the Day

This is probably one of the more ridiculous celebrity who isn’t a celebrity news stories that I had to post because it is just so stupid….Amy Childs, a bitch you’ve never heard of….and if you have it is either cuz you are in the UK….or because you love fake tits on bitches who show them off…until upgrading them….for the media to make a story out of the shit…

I generally hate fake tits, cuz the girls who get them, especially the ones who size up on them, are usually fucking insecure garbage who put their importance on a purchased item…like a dude who drives a porsche and relies on that porsche to get him jobs, bitches, and self worth….only more convenient to carry around with you….but I do like anything that saves shitty tits so I am torn….But videos like this, discussing a whore’s happiness from making a move from C to DD, is almost amazing…it’s one of those let’s all question humanity or the human experience situations….

Posted in:Amy Childs|Videos

2012

26

Jun

Kate Upton Terry Richardson GQ Shoot Video of the Day


People hate me because I call Kate Upton a fat chick who isn’t fat yet….those people unfortunately are optimists who don’t see the dark cloud over the future…They don’t believe in global warming and they are convinced that the rich aren’t investing in space travel because their industry has destroyed the world….they just live in their simple, happy, sheltered life behind blinders and appreciate a set of big fucking tits in a wet t-shirt….all hard nippled and amazing….but that doesn’t mean Kate Upton isn’t a fat girl in training….and even if she is I can still kick back and appreciate this shit too…I can put truth behind me and really take it in….cuz she’s busty as fuck…and this is exactly what the hype is all about amazing…

Either way, Terry Richardson is cashing in on this Kate Upton Train and this is the video that would be better if she didn’t look like she was gonna end up obese….but still good and busty…..

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2012

20

Jun

Genvieve Morton In a Bikini With Rockin’ Tits for SI of the Day

I am on the Genvieve Morton kick right now…..you see after FHM South Africa…the most reputable publication in South Africa announced he was the hottest bitch in South Africa, I had to hit the internet and dig up this video of her in her bikini, showcasing all her big tits had to offer, for SI, that may have just dropped, but could have also been released months ago, none of which really matters, because before today’s announcement that shee is the hottest shit in South Africa, she didn’t matter….or maybe she did…I just didn’t pay attention….cuz I never pay attention….

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2012

18

Jun

Naked Shia LeBeouf Packs Little Beef For the Ladies No Homo of the Day

Every girl I know wants to fuck Shia LeBeouf, so it is nice to see that his name “the beef” was absolutely misrepresentative of the shit he is packing, seriously, he’s hung like a cat, but that won’t stop the girls I know who want to fuck Shia LeBeouf from wanting to fuck Shia LeBeouf, but it may make you feel a bit better about your tiny cock….at least that’s the lesson that I got out of this interpretive dance, cross dressing, ty hard art film video weirdness that should be banned on Youtube like it was a sexually disoriented, confused as fuck, snuff film….because it pretty much is….

I hate people who think they are artiists who shit things lke this out, cuz real artists don’t know they are making art, they are just bat shit crazy and doing what they do…..they aren’t hollywood obvious hostess twinkie bullshit about it….

For the homophobes, you can’t accept checking out another dudes dick cuz it makes you hard, there’s a naked flexbile dancer chick in it too….hard nippled….and getting rubbed down….to numb your homosexual pain….

If you want to find out more about this – cuz you know why – Sigur Rós – Fjögur píanó and it is about to go viral…Biggest story of the year….I am so glad to be a part of this magical moment in history…

Posted in:NSFW|Shia LeBeouf|Videos

2012

14

Jun

Chloe Sevigny’s Rockin’ Cock of the Day

We’ve seen CHLOE SEVIGNY SUCK DICK IN A HORRIBLE MAINSTREAM MOVIE , now we get to see her rocking a dick for the third time in a mainstream TV Show in the UK.

I like that the mainstream is going more twisted, perverted and creepy thanks to competing with the internet, it is good for my future….but I don’t like seeing my women rocking dicks…

Luckily for me, Chloe Sevigny isn’t my woman….if anything I am not even sure if this raver hipster fashionista party kid is a woman or not, and I didn’t need this “Prosthetic” dick to make the whole thing confusing…..I was confused enough after seeing her get AIDS in kids….it is the Gay disease….

She was hyped in the 90s, I never got it, and I still don’t….but I’ll still look at her naked…even when doing his tranny shit….that I bet she’s taking a liking to and ends up bring shit home with her to practice on her homo fashion raver hipster friends….

Posted in:Chloe Sevigny|NSFW|Videos

2012

13

Jun

Madonna’s Ass Flash in Rome of the Day

Madonna’s either forgotten that she’s 53, or she thinks she looks hot for 53, or she’s lost her fucking mind as 53 year old women tend to do with the whole menopause thing that makes them realize they aren’t women anymore and in not being women it is ok to show off their naked bodies…why fucking bother hiding what they have in some weird level of security that scrapes the bottom of the barrel of male attention…..doing all they can to have one last hurrah that they can enjoy partcipating in…even if it offends most straight men who prefer the asses being flashed at them to not be 53.

Here’s the video….

Posted in:Madonna|Photos|Videos

2012

13

Jun

Sky Ferreira in her Underwear and Covered in Lipstick and Spider of the Day

Sky Ferreira used to be my internet homie….we’d talk often enough then something called a record deal happened and like all internet homies we had to part ways…not because I was against maintaining internet homie status, if anything now there was a reason to be internet homies, since she could link me to hot model pussy, instead of just talking to me about nonsense, but now it is official, she has become too cool for me by her standards, or maybe by her PR teams standards and that is so fucking weak…..she got more and more magazine covers, hung out with Katy Perry more and more often on her quest to being a popstar…..and figured lets delete Stepfather from Facebook and twitter like we never used to chat all the fucking time cuz he’s not respected or a wrung on my social climb. Weak….but typical…

That kind of behavior makes me hate a bitch….and luckily her shitty song gives me hope karma is around the corner for her….you know when her 5 fans turn on her for sucking….

Terry Richardson was hired to direct the video, her big move she’s probably proud of and she probably spent her entire budget on….and she’s in her underwear in it, not all that hot for a 20 year old, but then again I never found her hot, but she does have a spider crawling around her twat… something for you goth weirdos to appreciate….

I don’t know why I am posting this – but I’ll blame a broken heart.

Posted in:Sky Ferreira|Videos

2012

12

Jun

Brooke Burke Models Lingerie of the Day

Here is a video of Brooke Burke….former Wild On, Stripper looking bitch who partied internationally, current mom of a dozen kids…..talking some bullshit about how she loves when people take pics of her in lingerie, how she loves wearing lingerie, how she’s really into the brand cuz they gave her money to say that, all while wearing pretty tame outfits, considering her fucking slutty claims and slutty past and slutty clam that has to be slutty to pump out so many fucking children with different men….but she’s in lingerie, she looks better than my wife, which isn’t saying much because my wife is disgusting, too fucking far gone to even consider a woman….

but it is saying that Brooke Burke mom of a dozen kids, is hot bodied, so if you know a woman who talks bullshit about how she can’t get a hot body of flat stomach after making babies, as she eats a piece of cake and drinks a 1000 calorie frappicino, show her this video to remind her of the lies and that she just doesn’t fucking try hard enough….or you could just fuck a hotter younger girl….

Posted in:Brooke Burke|Photos|Videos

2012

11

Jun

Alexis Bledel Sideboob in Mad Men of the Day

Alexis Bledel – a bitch all the virgin losers I used to know were into back when Gilmore Girls was on TV – a show that I don’t think they were really supposed to watch or be into….cuz it was weird for them to watch and be into it….but not as weird as collecting the box sets of DVDs along with shows like Buffy and Felicty…but I guess it was all to support the cause of being a virgin loser….

The fact that 10 years later, the main character from that show, the Alexis Bledel these virgin losers loved a is on Mad Men getting naked, must be too much for these same virgin losers, who likely have had sex, maybe marriage and families now, since a lot happens in a decade, but more importantly, there are a lot of fat 30 year olds who want to get knocked up…willing to settle with social awkward dudes…espeically now that their viring loser hustle has made them rich…..to handle….and that’s why I am posting it.

Posted in:Alexis Bledel|Videos

2012

11

Jun

Lady Gaga Getting Hit in the Head of the Day

Too bad it didn’t knock her the fuck out – making her stop her horrible song she was polluting the youth with….or more importantly hit her in a way that comes back to bite her in the ass like she was Natasha Richardson a few hours later….

All this to say, the man with the pole is a hero, even though he failed us but not getting the job done…at least he tried….

Lady Gaga is the devil….next time he should use a gun….

Posted in:Lady Gaga|Videos

2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Hides her Tits for a Clothing Campaign of the Day

When all you have going for you is tits….I strongly advise you use them to your full potential…because it is far too soon for bitch to think anyone wants to see her not showing off her tits….you know cuz that’s usually when all starts to crash…a level of cockiness that just gets the best of a bitch before it really should….

Her career is a 5 year window at best, and she’s already pulling this kind of diva shit posing fully clothed with Kellan Lutz in Dylan George and Abbot and Main’s fall 2012 advertisements like she’s fucking made it.

Fuck her for doing so much wrong in this campaign.

Posted in:Kate Upton|Photos|Videos

2012

06

Jun

Lindsay Lohan in a Vintage Bikini for some Short Film Called First Point of the Day

RICHARD PHILLIPS is some artist that got Lohan to pretend to be a surfer in some art project he did called First Point…and that she did cuz she’s got nothing else going on……

I guess in one of those things that makes us question what art really is….I mean not cuz Lohan brings up any real debates…but casting her in this and calling it art….makes me wonder how is gutter porn not considered art…but this Lohan in a vintage bikini is….if I was to get porn trash into vintage bikinis…would that be considered art…they whole concept of “art” annoys me…it is some bullshit pretentious intellectualizing nonsense… there is no original thought, just cuz you can paint doesn’t mean you’re a genius visionary, revolutionizing anything….fuck you…just make videos…stop the bullshiit you asshole….

You see, this is Lohan in a bikini…regardless of what con artist labels it….I label it perfection….when obviously it isn’t to anyone with taste or a fear of herpes…and that is what matters…art is in the eye of the beholder or some shit….

Here are the pics

Here is the trailer…maybe…I didn’t watch it…I care about content quality that much here…..Fuck Art. It is a lie.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Photos|Videos

2012

06

Jun

Kate Upton Sloppy Tits Teaches Some Idiot How to Cat Daddy of the Day

First I want to say that BLEACHERREPORT are good friends of the site…but that doesn’t mean I have to like their on air talent…I mean shit, use a hot chick people, no one wants to see an awkward dude on camera…

Second I want to say that Kate Upton is milking her Cat Daddy Dance for Terry Richardson fucking hard….cuz it was the biggest thing she’s done….bringing it back to life in what probably wasn’t the most creative thing these people coulda done with her, but that was ok, because it allowed us to really take in just how sloppy her teen tits are…real fucking saggers….that in time will blend in perfectly with her fat Anna Nicole Smith body….

Overrated…annoying…all hype…but busty….and busty is all it really takes to take the fuck over on the internet…..

Posted in:Kate Upton|Videos