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2013

29

May

Some Kid Checking Out Tits on Croatian TV of the Day

When I was this kid’s age, I was living in a foster home with a nymphomanic woman who would walk around naked, or half naked, trying to take advantage of my budding teenage hormones to make her feel desirable, until one day she put me in her mouth, which paved the way for me doing a hell of a lot more than staring at tits while older ladies wore cleavage shirts, only they never got that shit on TV, and it was before the internet, so it never went viral, which was probably a good thing, because she would have probably been charged for abuse, even though there was definitely no complaints on my 13 year old pervert end….getting molested by a woman at a young age was the best thing that ever happened to me, it wasn’t some repressed memory shit, it was some good old fashion training….

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2013

28

May

Girl Claims TSA Touched Her Breasts and Vagina of the Day

People like this annoy me. They make a big deal out of nothing, they cause line-ups, they bring a lot of headaches and negativity instead of just going along with the rules and regulations, claiming the TSA are fucking with her shit, which they probably are as they fondle her tits to make sure she doesn’t have a bomb. as her friend videotapes it, making me thing she staged this to prove a point, a point that I assume is that going through Airport security is hot, or more that Lesbian activist cunts are the worst….who are so bitter when people touch them cuz it reminds them of when daddy touched them….when really they need to be touched…cuz from my experience their is nothing a good hard fuck doesn’t solve. If anything it would lighten her the fuck up a bit….

The ones who need it the most are always the biggest complainers.

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2013

28

May

Girl Tries to Kill Herself Badly of the Day

This is a horrible way to kill yourself….I think she’s most likely just high and fucking with traffic for some kind of rush…more than actually trying to kill herself…because if this is a suicide attempt, she deserves to die for being so stupid and such a fucking failure and properly executing it. Not that I like kids to die, even if they are annoying as fuck, but I just hate seeing people fail at what they put their mind to, especially when it inconveniences other people…

You see if I was driving, I woulda thrown the car in reverse and given her what she pretended she wanted….but I’m into giving….some would call me a modern day mother teresa…

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2013

28

May

Woman Riding a Manatee of the Day

I kinda wish that I got arrested every time my wife tried to make me mount her manatee sized ass.

This is some white trash free dolphin ride shit for those who can’t afford to be raped by assholes who abuse captive dolphins for white people entertainment.

It’s like watching getting kids swimming on a hot summer day in a roasting pan.

I guess what it comes down to is, what do you expect, this happened in Florida, and Florida doesn’t attract winners, ever…

This video reminds me of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

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2013

28

May

Beyonce Fan Slaps Her Ass of the Day

So Beyonce doesn’t like when her front row fans slap her ass. In fact she threatens to have them escorted out. Which is probably what he was going for, after sitting through a Beyonce concert. All those tight clothes on something that shouldn’t be in tight clothes. I am thinking he was actually hoping slapping her ass would cause a ripple effect that would end up getting the venue shut down, evacuated for fear shit would spill out of her spandex she’s squeezed so tight in, and drown at least a dozen people when it gets unleashed….I mean getting kicked out is more of a thank you than a punishment, the punishment is the whole moment of contact with such an evil force….I am surprised she didn’t appreciate the male attention, you know since her husband is out there banging out hits with Rihanna…..I mean usually when old hag wives get dolled up…the ass slap is the objective of the night, but I guess Beyonce’s just more into stealing your fucking money

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2013

28

May

Newborn Baby Rescued from Sewage Pipe of the Day

China, the land of third trimester abortions, are now the leader in fourth trimester abortions, even if fourth trimesters don’t exist and are just you killing your baby after it is born because it is either inconvenient and gets in the way of your factory job, or worse, is not a boy…..middle America high school proms are pretty upset about being overthrown.

This is a miracle video of the baby being rescued alive shortly after being born and flushed by its mother, thanks to neighbors complaining about crying.

Next fucking level insane….

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2013

27

May

Girl Gets in Trouble for Getting Dick Pics on Facebook of the Day

So a mom got mad at her 14 year old daughter for getting dick pics on Facebook, because facebook is a porn site if you use it properly….and she filmed it.

The daughter blamed her friend….Mary…like a jerk taking down her crew….when really she should just blame the hormones in the food.

I don’t know why a mother would film her yelling at her daughter but apparently it happened and I am glad it did….

I am thinking that maybe she wanted it to go viral, because let’s face it, youtube money could help her pay for the college education she sounds like she has planned for her daughter, you know rather than teen pregnancy just as soon as she’s done “beating her motherfuckin’ ass over niggas”….

People are ghetto, it’s a cultural thing…and I love it.

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2013

24

May

Houston Astros Snow Cone Vendor Takes a Shit with his Snow Cone of the Day

This is the reason why I try not to buy anything from anyone because the world is filled with fucking disgusting people, especially when they are getting paid 10 dollars an hour for a shitty fucking job, that would make any of us want to shit in the shit we’re selling, along with the rats that probably already shat in it….

You see I worked as a carni one summer for a month, before getting fired. I did the donut machine and the cotton candy machine and it was the single most unfulfilling gig ever….the only joy I had was knowing their was mouse shit in the machine when we set it up….and seeing the cunts take their first bite helped my anger and bitterness….a lot….otherwise I probably would have done real damage…

All this to say, this makes me laugh, probably because I wasn’t at that Houston Astros game and if I was I wouldn’t have bought a snow cone, that shit’s disgusting, I’m ore about drinking….

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2013

24

May

Cop Gets Shot in the Face of the Day

This story happened on March 21, but the dashcam video was only released recently….

Deputy James Boyd from Montague County Sheiff’s office pulled over a black Cadillac and as he bends down to speak to the driver, he gets shot 3 times, twice in the vest, once to the face, but luckily for him it grazed his forehead and he lived another day….making him the star of a crazy fucking video…

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2013

21

May

Woman Reunited With Her Dog is the Feel Good Video of the Day

I have a dog….it is the only thing I actually love in this horrible world…because once you connect with a dog once…it’s fucking over for you…He’s been sick the last few days and it kills me on the inside…

So seeing this clip of a woman being interviewed after the horrible Oklahoma tornado, talking about her dog, only to find her dog….will blow your fucking mind…

Life’s not so bad, sometimes things workout….just not for me….but it’s good to know I have a heart….

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2013

20

May

Miguel Dropkicks Two Girls at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

I don’t watch award shows anymore…they are all staged, they are uninteresting, the jokes are lame, and ultimately, they just don’t make sense to me.

I feel like if you’re a celebrity, in music or TV or Movies, you’ve already won a fucking award, and the idea of celebrating these people who are already celebrated, is masturbatory and just fucking stupid….

That said, I don’t mind watching the blooper reel, whether there are nipple slips, or some shitty artist slamming the fuck out of a couple poor girls…it’s pretty fucking funny. If I was them, I’d sue the spic.

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2013

17

May

Dude Asking for Free Kisses Gets Rejected of the Day

I don’t know if these is staged or just bad construction, but the asshole asking for kisses through the glass window….pretty much deserved this kind of rejection, I mean you gotta treat girls you’re cat callin’ through a window with serious fucking respect….and when you don’t…you know when you objectify them…there’s always someone close by willing to play hero and defend their honor…because some people treat sluts like sluts, while other’s treat them like ladies….I just pay them for sex….

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2013

17

May

Corrections Officer Gets Knocked the Fuck Out of the Day

So this is a video from March 27 of a corrections officer in a prison getting knocked the fuck out….

20-year old prisoner Frederick Morris knocking out corrections officer Julie Christensen with a single punch

I don’t condone violence, especially not when a motherfucker Chris Brown’s a chick, but the video’s kinda wild….

Here’s another angle…

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2013

16

May

Russian Babe Getting Down of the Day

I like the way girls dance in Russia. No wonder they are the hottest country for Mail Order brides. I mean I always knew that these intense girls, raised by communist parents, where amazing whether in the sex trade or the model game. I jerk off to cam shows and titty photoshoots alike….

I know people who have done the Russian mail order bride thing, and loved the experience until she took him for everything he was worth after threatening to kill him.

It turns out that greatness isn’t limited to the Russian pussy I know and love, it’s just as amazing when they are just kickin’ it on the stoop

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2013

16

May

Hard Body Babe’s Workout Video Features a Dude Taking a Shit of the Day

I am very into fitness, at least when it comes to watching girls do fitness, because I have a serious fetish for it, one that has got me kicked out of many gyms I’ve volunteered at, because apparently cheering on girls while they squat is against their rules…..

I think my fitness fetish stems from all the fat girls I’ve had fat sex with over the years…you know lazy fucking pigs who smell…but it also has to do with so many girls being lazy as fuck….making it nice to see a girl really work on her body….

So every once in a while I’ll turn to fitness videos for masturbation purposes, because watch this video, and you’ll see why, the hard body just blows me away….what also blows me away is at the 20 second mark, where a dude is shitting…as she works out.

Obviously intentional, a prank to promote their fitness channel, you know make it go viral, in such a simple way and you know what, it’s a prank I can appreciate, that’s why I’m posting it.

More viral videos need 1 second shots of people shitting. It will make Youtube a better place.

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