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2014

09

Dec

Weird Green Pubic Hair in i-D’s Fashion Film of the Day

Fashion….Art…bullshit excuse to put together some meaningless video with absolutely no storyline for pretentious assholes to pretend they understand the commentary the artist is making about the sate of the world…or love…or whatever….

I know artists and I know they are a scam and they just commit to their bullshit hard enough for the idiots around them to buy into it as some top tier next level thing….everyone is looking for what’s next…

And really, I am not a hater, since Art is the number one way to get girls to dye their pubic hair green and show their tits…which happens to be something I am very into …that I didn’t know I was previously into…

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2014

09

Dec

Cheerleader Does Flips and Other Videos of the Day

Cops Tasering Inmates for Fun

NYPD Cops Shoot Synagogue Shooter

Man Saves Girl from Beating

Girl Fight…

Cops Beating Up Innocent Dude..

The Man Who Pisses on Andy Warhol’s Grave

Drunk Man on the Bus

Furry Blooper

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2014

08

Dec

Tranny Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Hockey Fan Face Lick

LA Fire

Immigrant Wake-Up Call

Irish Fight

Just Doing some Dick Lifts

Fight Ends with a Jesus Freak

Crackhead of the Day

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2014

05

Dec

Masturbating Man on a Scooter and Other Videos of the Day

Rugby Brawl

Icicle Crashes on Head in an Interview…

Cashier Win…

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2014

04

Dec

Lizzy Jagger for Love Magazine’s December 3 Advent Calendar of the Day

Lizzy Jagger is Mick Jagger’s Bootleg daughter…she one of the ones with a model mother, but who inherited none of the model traits, but who instead has to be second string to her sister, who is not the bootleg model, but the model who inherited Mick Jagger’s David Bowie Dick Sucking Lips….and it is far less homo than they were….if you jerk off to it…but I guess luckily, when your last name is Jagger, people like LOVE MAGAZINE use you in their campaigns, because I guess with 24 days to fill in the advent calendar, doing one for charity, like a make a wish foundation – just makes sense…

This is like that time she did PLAYBOY – only more festive.

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2014

04

Dec

MyPakage Does a Dirty Christmas of the Day

My friends at MYPAKAGE , who make the world’s best fitting underwear in the history of underwear, for those of us who like things that fit, while I prefer wearing extra small underwear to keep my sperm count down, my balls in atrophy, all so that I can’t really get the hookers I pay extra to come inside by telling them I am a virgin

But enough about me, here’s a silly christmas video that you’ll laugh at because you like your jokes like you like your women…spread assed and cute enough to stick it in….about Not fitting..and apparently…not fitting is inappropriate when taken out of context…funny….now get some MYPAKAGE ,

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2014

04

Dec

Christmas Twerk of the Day

I don’t know about you, but this youtube video from last year got me in the Christmas spirit, but in my defense, I am always in the Christmas spirit because everyday I wake up is a christmas miracle, because based on the shit I put in my body, I should probably be dead….and maybe I am….but I do know one thing…I am not dead enough to love trashy girls in trashy rooms with no asses making softcore dancing porn on youtube…

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2014

04

Dec

Topless Brazilian Cat Fight and Other Videos of the Day

Toddler VS Train Tracks

Kid VS Electric Pole

Drunk in Poland

Chicago Woman WHo Thinks She’s a Car

Man Gets Run Over By Truck

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2014

03

Dec

K Mart’s Pregnant Woman Dancing Porn of the Day

K Mart is being clever in their marketing, because they are K Mart, and no one gives a fuck about K-Mart, and if they do, they probably are too poor to have a computer to see their clever marketing campaigns, but they did throw something out there that’s a little more aggressive than the white trash ghetto bullshit you would assume they reach, unless you’re like me and you find pregnancy in general to be pretty ghetto…it’s like “bitch couldn’t afford the abortion”…right?

That said, pregnant girls dancing gets me in the Christmas spirt…because I know they didn’t get pregnant by me…

Speaking of ready to drop porn – here’s a Kourtney Kardashian showing her tits…because she’s a Kardashian and they’re whores..K-Mart grade whores…because the people who shop at K-Mart made them…

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