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2014

04

Apr

Another Amazing Video of the Day

It happened. Here’s another great fucking video to hit the internet today…

Some days, nothing, today all kinds of greatness. I don’t know why, maybe I am seeing brightness in life, or maybe the gutter of society make me feel good, like this chick or dude or whatever it is in the subway being a fucking hero…sure it’s not that arrousing, or the kind of ass I would jerk off to or bury my face in if I was on the subway with her, but it’s the kind of ass I would bring everywhere, to make it do this, like a party trick and that alone makes me feel what must be love.

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2014

04

Apr

The Best Video I have Ever Seen Ever of the Day

It happened.

I just experienced The Best Video I have Ever Seen Ever….

I don’t think there will ever be a video quite as magical as this.

It just can be possible, the world is that good.

But it did make this and this just revolutionized my life.

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2014

04

Apr

Bikini Girl Gets Tasered for Charity and Other Videos of the Day

Ghostriding the Whip Garbage Man

Parents Making their Kids Twerk…

Here’s a dog climbing a ladder

Here’s the Facebook police brutality video of a guy getting arrested for no reason by a racist cop in his home…it hit yesterday, but I am here to spread it to anyone who hasn’t seen it.

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2014

03

Apr

Girl in a Kids Car and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Pisses in On Coming Traffic….

80 Amish Men Pick Up a House and Move It

Rat Eating Donuts at a NYC Dunken Donuts on 37th and 8th

Some BMX Face Slam…because that’s how my soul feels.

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2014

02

Apr

Dance Video of the Day

I’ve been doing this internet bullshit for a long time. I’ve seen a lot, maybe even all the internet has to offer. I’m not saying it in a good way, if anything that’s pretty depressing and embarrassing, especially when talking to bitches, because it’s not really a talking point that impresses them…but every once in a while, I am thrown off, and see something the revolutionizes and reminds me why I am even into this internet shit…because it allows me to see people I’ve never known and never will know do ridiculousness, like dancing, fucking, whatever the scandal may be…and for some reason, that is exciting, and this video gives me hope in an otherwise played out and boring internet existence…you know, who really needs to see another model in a bikini pic, when this shit, the shit that actually matters, the human experience…exists…

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2014

02

Apr

No Time To Stop for a Train and Other Videos of the Day

What an idiot….I mean…all the signs say don’t go and you actually have to maneuver to avoid the signs saying don’t go, you’d think you’d be able to time beating the fucking train a little better…Jesus…

Here’s a guy who ended his interview for TV like a champion…

The well paired Kyrgystan Bride a Groom Straight Out of a Horror Movie

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2014

02

Apr

Barbara Desiree is a stepGIRL in the Shower Video of the Day

I sent my friends over at VENICE CHIC sme CLOTHES and he put together this video in the shower set to some raver music that luckily came without the ravers because molly-ed up tweaking freaks shitting himself in fun fur and stupid glasses pretending to be into PLUR pisses me off…but rather it came with a girl named Barbara Desiree, and by it I mean me…

It always amazes me when people get hot girls to do things for the site, when I can’t even convince a stripper to give me a lap dance when I’m paying them….

Either way, I’m all for it.

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2014

01

Apr

Jesus gets in a Fight and Other Amazing Videos of the Day

Wild Pigs Attacking the Chinese who Eat Them…

The Shovel Dance…

A Husky Grooming a Cat While a Pomeranian Humps

Cops Take Down Annoying Protestor

Rich Kids Surfing…

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2014

31

Mar

Mental Illness Makes All Things Better and Other Videos of the Day

Crazy people, whether they are born that way, or have developed into a lunatic thanks to the way society works, or even if it’s all due to drugs…make everything better, even shitty things like your commute to work.

Here’s a bull calf getting revenge:

Here’s a girl being assaulted by the police in a Tuscon Riot…

An old video of a circus bear attacking handler then fucking off on his scooter….

Fat Russian Girl Shows her Athleticism

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2014

31

Mar

Entertaining Protestors of the Day

Protestors make me laugh. They are so intense, when they could just be sitting on the couch, or drinking…but instead are on some mission to change the world…like these ani-meat protestors, who decided to demonstrate the brutality and barbaric nature of eating meat, but setting up a table in a public place, and eating their own blood…showing how primitive meat eating is because that’s what cutting themselves and drinking their own blood…proves. I am sure everyone who sees this video is going to think that…

Here are some topless FEMEN girls to balance out the weirdos…with tits.

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2014

28

Mar

Music Video of the Day

Here are a bunch of trashy girls doing fun things in a trap music video I watched on mute, and that reminds me of a Glamour Model shoot…which isn’t necessarily a bad thing.

You may recognize Jordan Carver, the one with the stupid sized cartoon tits…the other trashy, stripper looking girls who aren’t strippers people, but who I feel you can google to see naked are Lauren Hanley, Melissa Riso, Lena Sav, Marina Morozova
and Lauryn Bocook….not that they really deserve to be mentioned, when the focus should really be on what they are doing…and that’s being silly to a silly song…up on some KYLIE MINOGUE SEXERCISE

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2014

28

Mar

Tour of a Russian Supermarket and Other Videos of the Day

I just watched this. I don’t know why. It wasn’t even that good.

Maybe you’re more into a girl hearing for the first time…

Maybe you like Dog Conga Lines…

Maybe you’re more into a car getting slammed by a garage door

Road Rage Video of the Day

Maybe it’s not all about you….

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2014

27

Mar

Michael Jackson Without Music is Some creepy Shit of the Day

Michael Jackson may have been a personality who was tried by the media, you know they decided that he was a sex offender because he probably was, but was never proven to be one, despite claims exploitative kids claimed, something people today would be called Victim Blaming…

But I think this video, without music, is probably evidence of his creepy…even if he’s just acting…

Now all the people who turned their backs on him when he was a pedophile, only to collectively rejoice and celebrate his life when he died, like you were his biggest fan, since now that he was dead, separating him from little boys sexually, and focusing on his craft was easier…or maybe you’re all a bunch of hypocrites…

The day of his televised funeral, I lost over 2000 twitter followers…while a week before his funeral I would have lost 2000 twitter followers if i supported him…

You’ll all a bunch of sheep. Fuck yourselves…or watch the video without music, because it’s funny. Shit is a bit of a train wreck…isn’t it…

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2014

27

Mar

Thirsty Bitch of the Day

If you know anything about pop culture, than you will know that you are surrounded by thirsty bitches. Thirsty for fame, thirsty to get noticed, thirsty for nice things…just desperate as fuck…normally Thirsty bitches act thirsty with their half naked instagram pics and their annoying desperate tweets…and for the most part they don’t know they are thirsty…but this Thirsty bitch got right down to it…sure he’s a dude, from some other country, but he’s getting noticed for being Thirsty…literally…

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2014

26

Mar

Dog in Elevator of the Day

I hate seeing idiots in Elevators with Dogs…unless the bitch getting choked out is a Kardashian…then I am okay with their leashes getting caught in the elevator doors. BUt when it’s a dog, because dogs are more human than people, and it happens because of an idiot owner, it is upsetting…the good news is that it seemed to walk away fine, and the only injured one was the owner…

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