I prefer my bikinis to be crotchless, but this works too, especially on a nice sunny Sunday in the park while I sit back and look onto your sun tanning because half naked girls, even when fat and talking about salad, in some confusing twilight zone way, is fun to stare at, even when it isn’t built like this innovative japanese bikini…so when I see this all I see is possibilities….but maybe I’m just sucked in by the video production qulaity of the japanese babe modeling this shit….
This video is part of Milo Moire, some Swiss artist’s, performance art project, that is my kind of performance art, and not a bunch of lesbians throwing used tampons and feces at glass walls, it involves some babe commuting to work totally fucking naked, rockin’ some small nipple and some implants, lookin’ pretty amazing, and the most interesting thing in all of it was that not many people even looked twice at her. My kind of social commentary…..because there is a naked bitch in it.
I like girls in bikinis….it is videos like this, coupled with leaving my house, where I get to see a babe with big tits crossing the street on a bike, or in their bikinis at the park or public pool, or even at a club dancing, to remember, that celebrity pussy hasn’t got shit on some of the girls out there who are too busy being hot as fuck to waste their time being famous….
I am talking tight body bitches, ready to have a good time, without all the bullshit that comes with celebrity.
Hot video to start your Monday, even though Everyday is Saturday to me.
I was sent this video of Dallas Cowboy cheerleader Colleen Meghan at some Fetish ball in Houston on April 13, up on stage screaming and getting spanked by some dominatrix fetish motherfucker in some alen looking fetish costume.
The video stars off tame, with some spanking as she humps the air, and ends with a little face fuck after she does a few sit ups to get warmed up.
It’s pretty clear that she’s in on this situation with “Lexa Lusty” the fetish star and I don’t think fetish is that big of a deal, and she probably won’t lose her job over it, I mean if she is even a Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, something I am sure has a contract stipulations that you can’t suck dick in movies, even if you’re destined to be a pornstar, while working for the organization.
I just think it’s funny, although creepy as fuck. I mean she’s just trying to have a good time, and here I am putting that good time out there like it’s a bad thing, even though more girls need to be half naked and spanked at parties while I watch.
I’m pretty pumped that the internet and webcams have penetrated the white trash, inbred, uneducated, monster of a person who makes up 75% of the American Population….because videos like this exist. I like to think this is why the Internet was invented.
This freak is on webcam talking about squirting and it’s not very sexy, but it is very fucking creepy, something I think should inspire horror movies…or a reality show.
This bitch is the next Chris Crocker, the next William Hung, she’s a viral sensation, but it’s so awkward watching her.
This is hilarious. I think this is staged, but the story is that this guy was trying to start a fight, slamming on his breaks, causing an accident, triggering him to go nuts.
They are apparently in the marines, the driver a civilian, and the maniac raging, apparently gets arrested.
I’m just not getting why this guy isn’t breaking windows. Or why the guys who hold him back, look like they are his friends, wearing the same T-Shirt, and hair cut, but maybe that’s just the style when you’re a marine….
So Vanessa Hudgens has finally made it in the world as the tramp she always wanted to be, you know back when she was posting nude pics to the internet, Spring Breakers was just a way for her to legitimize that, and the only thing that confuses me in the whole thing, is that if she’s so fucking horny, why doesn’t she work out a bit, cuz seeing her belly hang over her bikini is alright for a random drunk girl by the pool at 4 am you’re willing to fuck cuz you want to fuck, but not for a celebrity, especially not while filming a movie in a bikini.
That said, she’s launched a song with some dubstep sounding EDM producer called YLA, called $$$EX, milking the Spring Breakers shit, cuz it’s the only thing she’s done that has any “hype” around it, with people she wants hype from….and yesterday they released this video, that may or may not feature Hudgens, but that is pushing the horrible song, Harlem Shake Styles.
Possibly the worst, but girls in bikinis aren’t so bad, even when they are bad.
Please don’t buy this song or encourage this movement.
I am not sure if this is new or old, because I don’t watch Ukrainian TV on the regular, in fact, I just assumed these communists didn’t have TVs, but I’m also stuck in the 80s, in most things in life….
Apparently, they have a So You Think You Can Dance, probably because all of the world’s best ballerinas and male order brides come from behind the iron curtain….and this one is a combination of both…..in the form of a pole dancer….capable of joining the olympic gymnastic team or the underground human trafficking sex trade….either way…she’s pro..
It is the Ultra music festival in Miami….which is essentially just a group of party kids taking over Miami during Spring Break…to party like idiots for a few days…to the “best” DJs and rappers in the fucking world….and these dude decided to head out there with a jar of Nutella and a few 20 dollar bills to spread in a booty of a willing girl….and lick it off cuz girls will do do anything for either a video camera or…..20 bucks…..
This may be ridiculous….but the real question I have in all this is why am I not the dude making videos like this…I’ve failed myself….
If you’ve been on the internet today, you’ve probably seen this video of a Human Statue getting even on a heckler, who is going out of his way to annoy and test his Human Statue abilities…without realizing that anyone doing Human Statue performances is already at rock bottom, they’ve pretty much given the fuck up on life, cuz no one wants to paint themselves grey everyday to stand around and beg for change for their alcoholism…I mean we are talking the bottom of the barrel….barely a human in society…with nothing to live for….probably with a seeded past….and huge criminal record…making me think dude’s pretty lucky he wasn’t shanked…or dude didn’t try to eat his face off…
I would side with the Human Statue…because let’s face it the heckler is a fucking asshole…but without an address….he barely registers as human to me….just a thug motherfucker….who doesn’t realize his job is to get harassed by people…that’s what he’s paid the big bucks for…when he signed up to this shit instead of getting are a real job….asshole…
This is ridiculous…..and makes me feel uncomfortable watching it…it’s pretty homo….but the dude is fucking jokes….talking about his vampire fetish….his cat Mr Whiskers….his ex gf from facebook who was a hermaphrodite which is something that must have to do with atheism….and his list of requirements for his gf needing fat blowjob lips….and a big tongue….no asians….a nice tan, big boobs, nice tan….and it goes on…
This kid needs his own reality show….his comedy….is gold and the internet will love him like he was Jennifer Hudson in dreamgirls…
Her name is Ocean Ramsey, she is from Hawaii, she is a surfer and dive instructor and she swims with a great white shark like a fucking crazy person….she released this video on Valentines Day, because I guess this shit is true love, a that she doesn’t realize will probably eat her like she was a tiger trainer in Vegas….
She claims it is all calculated, but animals are unpredictable, but this video is still fucking awesome….
Here’s an older video of her swimming with sharks…with a little background story on her hotness that swims with sharks….she’s been doing this a long time…
Apparently she was on Good Morning America recently…but I can’t be too sure of anything but the fact that I want to have sex with her….
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I have watched the KTLA morning crew a few times and I always laugh because they are tanned, vapid, cunts who you know are in LA to be actors, but end up broadcasting news like actors…and every time I see them do anything, I think Bootleg Ryan Seacrest….but watching their commentary on the Russian Meteor, from the parody “news voice”…to the bad jokes about imagining it happend Decemeber 21….I mean this nonsense is considered news…I feel like I’m a beauty pageant listening to twats talk about world peace….these idiots be so silly.