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2016

25

Nov

Get Your Girl a Tighter Pussy for Christmas of the Day

Girls get older, they make babies, and their pussies just don’t stay the same age. Like anything shit needs work…diet and exercise – which is why we partnered up with our friends at LoveLife who sent us up a few samples of this KEGEL training device that has pressure measuring control and personal training programs – strictly designed – for women to insert in themselves to train their PC muscles to get stronger, tighter, and capable of grabbing things when her hands are pre-occupied doing laundry, the dishes, making dinner, and all other things wives, moms, girlfriends, do when they aren’t cheating on your pathetic misogynistic ass….

I gave the samples to a mom, I put one in my ass to test it, felt good, and the other to some girl who always talks about how big her vagina is….and all were very excited to get their pussy fitness on….

Now the real winner in a PC MUSCLE KEGEL app and device is the person your wife or girl in your life who you’ve neglected for so long is actually having sex with, but it will make her happy and as they say a happy wife / happy life – so you might as well get her something that improves her life today – Black Friday – The first day of Christmas Shopping…

I don’t know about you – but I like tight pussy….so


GET THE FLOPPY MOM PUSSY – OR REALLY ANY PUSSY IN YOUR LIFE – AN APP AND DEVICE TO TIGHTEN THE SHIT – SO THAT YOUR SMALL DICK FINALLY FEELS SOMETHING – NOT THAT SHE EVEN FUCKS YOU
HERE

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2016

25

Nov

Girl Puts on Pants with No Hands of the Day

Every once in a while gold rises to the top of the creamy garbage I am exposed to on the internet.

From Memes, to Fame Whores, to the struggle of celebrities to stay or be relevant….stuff I don’t giv a fuck about…that is really just trying to capture and exploit my attention span like it was a sex worker in the eastern block….and like my feelings don’t matter to me…but my likes, follows, click to buy do…the creative space of the internet is all the fucking same…artists aren’t real…nothing is real…it’s all just digital marketing…and it’s fucking terrible…

When all that actually matters is a chick putting her pants on with no hands…the little fucking things in life…you know..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

25

Nov

Drunk Guy Makes His Scooter Getaway and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Taken Out by an Unmanned Scooter

Idiot Burning the FLag Catches Himself on Fire

Idiot on a Motorbike

Grumpy Cow

Drunk Ninja

Balcony Fail in India

Florida Man Ran Over His Brother

Hand Feeding a Coyote

Maggots in JUice

Iranian’s VS SNow

Motorcycle Accident

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2016

24

Nov

Woman Gives Thanks While MAsturbating on the Train and Other Videos of the Day

Jungle Sex by a Peeping TOm

Car VS Truck’s Payload

Dude Jerking Off at the Hair Salon

Bro VS Stuffed Animals

Dad Pulls Son’s Tooth Out With AUdi

Thanksgiving Nightclub Shooting in LA

Grandma Shoots the TV Because She’s Mad at her Soap Opera

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2016

23

Nov

Tokyo Angel’s Leads Pussy Print Challenge of the Day

Tokyo Angel is Blac Chyna’s mom – and she’s fucking terrifying. She’s some ghetto as fuck, and I don’t just mean ghetto as fuck, but I mean GHETTO as fuck radio host from Detroit I think….and based on her instagram she is a fucking mess that you CAN SEE HERE

She’s hood, she’s got twerking, and half naked pics all over the shit…and really embodies the state of the country…but interestingly enough, I learned a very valuable lesson from browsing the 50 pics she posted yesterday alone – and that is the PUSSY PRINT CHALLENGE….based on some Gucci Mane song called Pussy Print..that I don’t listen to…because I prefer the sounds of the voices in my head to stupid pop hip hop musc…

So this is basically a movement of girls giving themselves cameltoes…I am very mad at myself for not being on top of this trend…because fuck Mannequin Challenges, and our friend TOKYO ANGEL has some of those….or Ice Bucket Challenge..that she’s for white people…life is about PUSSY PRINT CHALLENGE…

I figured I’d put all the #pussyprint videos into one video because I’m pratical like that…so along with terrifying Tokyo Angel – Blac Chyna’s mom – because #Asia… are a bunch of OTHER PUssy Print Challenges I ripped off Instagram that have zero to do with Blac Chyna’s mom – btu that are everything…

This shit lives on instagram…and isn’t flagged for inappropriate…while I’ve been deleted off instagram 4-5 times…for nothing like this…

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2016

23

Nov

Tit Slip on Italian TV and Other Videos of the Day

Racist Guy at the Grocery Store

Florida Man Driving Home from a Strip Club Falls Out of Truck and Runs Over Himself

Woman Gets Saved From being Slaughtered by a Crazy

“PEDO” Busted by Facebook Users…For Going to Hang with a 14 Year Old…

Girl’s Epic Bike Jump

Dumb Car Accident at the Gas Station

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2016

22

Nov

Family Queefing Together on Christmas for Thanksgiving of the Day

Nothing says thanksgivng like QUeefing by the Christmas tree….wtf internet…you’re so weird.

Back when the site was more relevant – I would do a post called random google images, where I would do a google image search and post all the fucking weird shit that came up for that search…then out of anger for being flagged by google and not making the google ad money so many of these shitty sites made – I am talking millions off dollars off less traffic than me – I went on a mission to showcase how google’s youtube is just a weird fetish site, so I’d look up weird fetishes or random things I knew dudes were jerking off to hosted on youtube to call them out…

Today, for some reason, I did a search for QUEEF…and some weird, mainly the lead in video, of a family watching their daughter QUEEF was a reminder of how weird YOUTUBE actually is….

The hottest of the QUEEF videos, is one that YOUTUBE won’t let me embed… BUT YOU CAN SEE HERE ….

Here are some more QUEEF videos on YOUTUBE hosted and monetized by Youtube….Owned by Publicly Traded Company called GOOGLE….who make money off QUEEF videos…because they are a fetish site…the biggest fetish site in the world…

Here’s another one…

Here’s a better one…..who are these people….

Yoga Pose Queef….

With a Toy Mic….

Dog Sniffs Queef…

Little known fact, my original internet name / handle / message board name was VBF for Vaginal Blood Fart… I was so progressive back then…

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2016

22

Nov

23 Gucci Bags Get Stolen in Florida and Other Videos of the Day

Australian Spider VS CAr

High School Brawl for Thanksgiving

Just Jerking off in Class

One More Time…

Tuk Tuk Wheelie…

Migrants Fail of the Day

Trans Woman Wants Millions of Straight Guys Into Trans Women to Admit It….

Russian Dude Stabbed Himself Out of Jealousy

Jet Aborts Landing Due to Wind

Disturbing video of cops killing a 15 year old on LSD

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2016

21

Nov

Pussy Slap and Other Videos of the Day

Bouncer VS Drunk Guy

Tiger Takes Out a Little Girl…

26 Cars in France – Burned

Lion Attack of the Day

Shot With a Chicken Fajita in Slow Motion

The Fattest Man in Mexico Starts Training

Ain’t No Party Like a McDonald’s Party

Volkswagen VS Gas Station

Beating of the Day

Weird Construction

Drunk Driver Strips Topless

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2016

18

Nov

Dick Drawn on TV and Other Videos of the Day

Best Command of the English Language

Woman Tries to Kill Herself – Ford Saves Her Life

93 Year old Scared of Flu Shot

Crazy Guy Gets Tazed

Dude Gets Puked On

Craigslist Deal Almost Ends in Murder

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2016

17

Nov

Naked Indian Protestor and Other Videos of the Day

Dude Uses 5 Year Old to Steal

What – A Cop Says if he Could Get Away With It He Wanted to Put a Bullet Through a Girl’s Head….

The Most Insane Punishment for Car Theft

Teacher USES UFC Choke Hold to Break Up Fight

Dude Yells at Kids Protesting Trump

Fat Girl – VS – Trump Sign

Woman who falls into a Crib…

Chinese Couple Forced to Fuck after Gettting Married

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2016

16

Nov

Dude Cleaning His Ass and Other Videos of the Day

Woman Stripped and Slapped in Public

Weird Pants Down Suicide!

Half Naked Man Saves Dog

Store Owner Beats Teen with a Stick

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2016

15

Nov

Man Uses Drone to Catch Wife Cheating (I call Fake) and Other Videos of the Day

Bottle Opener of the Day…

Low Budget Music Video Fail…

20,000 Ducks – Cross the Road

Shoplifter VS Security

Russian Kids shot dogs, their mom in the leg, at the cops – then killed themselves – all while broadcasting to social media – weird

Stripping a Bridesmaid at a Wedding…

Creepy Breast Feed of the Day

Posted in:News|Videos

2016

14

Nov

Professor Strips Naked and Other Videos of the Day

Local Hero get Tazed after Taking the American Flag away from Protestor – who probably didn’t vote…

Muslim Man’s Cheap Thrill at the Market

Topless Women Against Trump

Pressure Cooker – Explodes

Mother Pulls out Gun and Starts Firing when Her Daughter Gets in a Fight

Our Hero – Frankie Macdonald Predicts New Zealand Earthquake

Man Peeing on the Fruit at the Market

ATM Starts Spraying out Money

Dog Follows the Rules of the Road

Firecracker Goes Off Next to Soccer Player

Dude Loses His Shit – Throws Kid Out of Window – Then Attacks Randoms with his Machete

Hong Kong Cab Driver VS Crowd

Posted in:stepNEWS|Videos

2016

13

Nov

VideosTheSuck Round-Up for Sunday of the Day

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MOVIES THAT PREDICTED THE FUTURE:

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A DEER VS AMERICA EAGLE OUTFITTERS – DOING A LITTLE X-MAS SHOPPING

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SNAKE IN A RESTAURANT CEILING

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SHAI LEBEEF RAPPING ON THE RADIO – PEOPLE ARE LOVING IT:

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FACEBOOK DRONE – GIVING THE INTERNET TO THE WORLD

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Beware of Slenderman Movie – Seems Creepy as Fuck

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GRAMDMA’S IN A BOOTY CONTEST

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