Home Depot Smut
Short Girl Ass Girl
Ballet Stretch!
Waterslide!
Kitchen Dancer
Titty Under Blazer
Subway Dancer
Abs
Freaky
Jungle Gym Girl
Valentina Does a Lingerie Haul
2022
13
Oct
In today’s video, Slava Semeshko, the Youtube Chiropractor who figured out bringing in his Eastern European clients for some treatments, so long as they wear skimpy bikinis, you know, so the clothing doesn’t get in the way of the instructional demonstration that makes it safe for Youtube Monetization, while allowing weirdos with chiropractic fetishes to jerk off, because hot half named Eastern European chicks are worth jerking off to, even if they aren’t in niche fetish videos.
Anyway, this video came out last month and has 7 million views, since Slava has 1 million subscribers and Yulia looks like she liked it…..
I am sure I knew this existed, but it just came up in my Youtube feed and it made me laugh, remembering Youtube, like all things on the internet is a porn site people jerk off to, and always has been…..
Here’s another one:
And Alina
Posted in:Videos
2022
12
Oct
My friend Stefan sent this to me, I am not sure if it’s his girlfriend, since he is the kind of compassionate guy who dates disabled girls because he likes feeling like a hero and he knows that a lot of them don’t have all that many options, or didn’t used to have that many options, because people were grossed out by disabilities, not realizing that the disabled have pussies that are eager to be used.
He’s the kind of guy willing to sacrifice a hand job, in exchange for some security that the disabled girl won’t leave him for another dude, because she has less options, kinda the same way dudes used to date 600 pound women.
It could also be his daughter the Thalidomide Baby, or maybe it’s just a random find in his random nip slip collection that is pretty fucking legendary. I’m a fan.
Posted in:Videos
2022
12
Oct
2022
07
Oct
2022
07
Oct
The new Velma is Fat Brown Lesbian
Abortion Clinic Rap Celebrating Killing Babies
Weird Satanic Opening Ceremonies for some Commonwealth Games Shit that Makes you go Hmmmmmm?
Easy Like London in the Morning
Proof Cutting Your Dick Off Doesn’t Make You Less of a Man:
German School Shows Animated Porn
Grown Animal Rights Protestors Pour Milk on Cheese
Asthma Attack Man Wants No Mask
Give the Phone Back – Bitch Gets Caught Being Sketchy
Lewis Black in Epstien’s House with Bobby Slayton the Pervert I Once Trolled by Emailing him Saying he Got my UNDERAGE Sister Pregnant in Montreal and Dude Got his Lawyers Involved, WHAT A PUSSY!
Waterlogged Electric Cars are Corroding and Exploding in Florida After the Hurricane – Since they SUCK and aren’t GOOD for the Climate You Morons
Electric Hummer Takes 4 Days to Charge
Biking in Florida
Epic Escape
Not All Trans People are Pervert Weirdos, But SOME Are
Who’s that girl?
2022
06
Oct
I’m pretty sure I’ve posted Instagram sensation MARY SEBASTIAN PICKLES , who has also gone by Mary Magdalene, because she’s a multi faceted talent with multiple personas, or maybe she just gets banned off social media because she does 24 hour livestreams of her and her friends raging, drunk and on whippets!
She’s basically an ex hooker who decided to go performing artist by first getting the world FATTEST vagina, but getting a Brazilian Butt Lift in her outter pussy lips, and I guess she went onto get retarded sized tits, a big fucking fake ass, ridiculous lips, like a parody or caricature of the real idiots of instagram, in a go big or go home kind of way!
Apparently, she’s in CHRONIC pain thanks tot he inflammation that she’s probably put her body through by jacking it up so hard, I mean I don’t know who her surgeons are but clearly they are irresponsible and thank god for that, this is amazing!
I am not sure if the WALKER is just a prop, or how she carries her massive tits around, but I do know that it’s legendary, even if it will result in premature death, it’s fucking worth it for the viral hype!
BIG FAN over here!
Posted in:Mary Magdalene|Videos
2022
06
Oct