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2013

25

Jun

Zip Line Fail of the Day

In the event you didn’t know, I am a bit of an asshole.

I do not necessarily wish pain upon people, but I always laugh when people get hurt in fail videos.

I don’t know if it is just my general hatred for society, or if it is just because I like seeing idiots in idiot situations have the worst possible outcome…I just know shit makes me laugh…and laughter is the best medicine…so I guess her pain is like the kids dying in opium farms for our morphine…

I mean, it’s hard to really feel sorry for someone who has already won at life, getting fucked up, doing dumb shit on some action/adventure retreat….I mean it’s not like she’s a homeless prostitutes sucking dick for a warm mean, she’s just some chick putting herself in this situation for this to happen.

I wonder if she lived…

Watch this with the audio on, it makes it better. Don’t worry, Karma has already got me…

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Jun

Kenny Chesney’s Awesome Crowd of the Day

Nothing says country music or cowboy like a bunch of rednecks in a good old fashion bar brawl, even if this bar happens to be an outdoor concert, put on by Kenny Chesney, who unlike real country music, you know the good Outlaw shit from the 40s-70s, is just shitty country, that so much middle American trash listens to, because they are uneducated hicks who don’t know better and if you watch this videos you’ll see case in point….

10 large fights broke out and 150 people were treated for various medical needs. Another 45 people were taken to medical facilities as well.

I mean maybe they are just angry about his 4 month marriage to Renee Zellweger, you know 4 months too long for a small eyed freak…

I guess what it comes down to is that it was unfortunate there wasn’t a gun fight, cuz this topless wrestling is a little too Brokeback Mountain cowboy…and not enough real cowboy…probably a lot like Kenny Chesney, at least based on his taste in women.

All this to say, Country Music is a bad influence on our youth, I think we should look into getting it banned from all public places and/or The Voice. It’s like the new Marilyn Manson and these kids are Paris Jackson or some shit.

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Jun

Pool Party Fail of the Day

So apparently Jagermeister decided to pull some publicity stunt in the form of a Pool party in mexico, where they dumped liquid nitrogen in the pool, to create this weird smoke affect, that happened to be toxic, after the liquid nitrogen and the chlorine came in contact…sending 9 people to the hospital, one of them still in coma…in what is probably not the worst way to die, you know surrounded by half naked pussy, free booze and dance music, I mean shit’s better than cancer…

Either way, this is the pool party fail of the day. Fucking Mexicans.

Posted in:Videos

2013

18

Jun

Russell Brand Doesn’t Like MSNBC of the Day

Russell Brand is promoting a comedy tour because people think he is funny enough to pay for tickets, because he probably is, since comedians don’t really need to be funny for the public to love them, they just have to be on TV…and fuck Katy Perry…

I have actually seen his comedy years ago, before he was anything in the USA, it was before he launched his first Judd Apatow shit, long before banging Katy Perry…and being loved by America…he was actually good, despite how much I hate admitting it.

He’s actually pretty clever in his very tight pants and his big British words….and I like seeing him deal with the MSNBC crew in a bit of a punk rock way, calling them out for being the talking head idiots they are…

He goes on a rampage, reading the teleprompter, giving lessons in etiquette and the flaw in the news system of America….and I think this is a solid win…

Here’s some Katy Perry in a Recent Vogue – Cuz She’s the Cankles Who Got Away

Posted in:Russell Brand|Videos

2013

14

Jun

Jackie Chan’s Best Story Ever About Bruce Lee of the Day

Yesterday, it was announced that Jackie Chan is releasing some kind of Autobiography Musical.

After listening to him try to explain his best story ever about Bruce Lee, I realize, his autobiography may be totally impossible or insane to follow, especially set to song.

I mean this is funnier than fucking with the asian immigrant store clerk…but maybe I’m just an asshole who finds broken english hilarious.

If that doesn’t appeal to you…

Here’s an old ASAIN dude doing the splits..

Posted in:Asians|Jackie Chan|Videos

2013

14

Jun

DEVIL WOMAN of the Day

If you know the site, then you know I have an unhealthy obsession with PUGS. In fact, I think my pug is the only thing I’ve ever loved, and in my semi-retirement/unemployed lazy pig life, I’ve decided to move out to the country to have a pug farm where I house the fuckers, who rape my soul and fill it with love, every time I look at their stupid faces.

In loving my pug, I feel an obligation to protect him, to not let weirdos touch him, to not take him to doggy daycare facilities, to really just make sure he’s cool…

It’s also made me realize, all people with dogs, feel the same way about their dogs. They are family.

So when I saw this I freaked the fuck out. I wanted to rally the Internet troops to hunt this bitch down, and find a way to teach her a fucking lesson.

The name of the Daycare is FUR KIDS DAYCARE …She’s obviously been fired, but maybe someone out there knows her, so we can terrorize her.

Posted in:Videos

2013

14

Jun

Hot Criminal of the Day

Her name is Heather Kelly, she’s 25, and she’s been arrested for robbing some convenience store, by crawling in through the window, where she ended up losing a sandal.

Turns out, she’s in the running for Top 10 cutest outfits ever worn on a crackhead robbing a convenience store.

I am on team Heather Kelly, because I appreciate a girl in short shorts, as much as I appreciate an ambitious opportunist, who goes out there and takes what life has to offer, especially when the clerk is too busy in the back taking a shit, to watch his shit.

I think I’m in love.

If you’re not into that…here’s a couple of dumb criminals for a solid LOLZ

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Jun

2 Chainz Robbed at Gunpoint of the Day

One of Miley Cyrus’ hard ass rapper boyfriends 2 Chainz got robbed at gunpoint, and dude runs like a motherfucker, I mean it’d be easy to call dude a bitch from the comfort of my own disgusting home, not being robbed at gunpoint, but it is safe to say if anyone came at me with a gun, it would not be the time or place to really test how tough I was, even if my whole marketing angle was being a hard rapper, I’d have no problem throwing all 2 of my chains at the crazy gun wielding aggressor, because getting shot, even if it is good for business, sucks.

Posted in:Videos

2013

12

Jun

Passengers of a Plane Believe They Can Fly of the Day

So the story is that passengers of Allegiant flight were stranded for 3 hours and decided to break into song, that song “I Believe I Can Fly”, which the one black passenger was nice to bring with him, just in case they had to do a little song and dance for the internet.

The reason I am posting it, I couldn’t tell you. The quality is shit. the giggling annoying, the concept totally foreign to me, because I generally don’t talk to people on planes, you never know if they are terrorists (Hi NSA), and I know if I was on this plane, I wouldn’t be getting down like it was summer camp, I’d be going fucking crazy thanks to claustrophobia.

Life lesson – never fly Allegiant. I mean regular price airlines fly to Vegas for 49 dollars, it’s almost pointless to rock the Discounters…

Other life lesson, when life gets you down, all you gotta do is sing you way through it.

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Jun

Naked Subway Man Is the Best Thing On the Internet Ever of the Day

I have no idea what is happening in this video, but a girl gets assaulted by a crazed naked dude who does hand stands on turnstiles, and despite all the tears, I found great joy in this….

I mean he’s just a misunderstood crazy person, just looking for hugs and a good old fashioned acrobatic workout….rollin around on the floor, having a good old fashioned time…

The world’s gone nuts…and it’s a lot of fun.

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Jun

Naked Thai Army Training Seems Normal of the Day

I just came across this video – and it is safe to say that Thai Army training is the gayest kind of training any army has.

I mean the regular army likes to keep the homosexual grinding to their days off while they have a hooker in the room to make the whole thing less gay.

I wonder what they are testing them for? I’m thinking to screen the men who will work as army nurses from those they send out to fight.

I mean I think is more to do with Thai sex tourism than army training, maybe the whole army thing is just for fetishes…

Either way, weird as fuck.

Posted in:Videos

2013

11

Jun

Football Player Attacks Dog in the Worst Video of the Day

This may be the worst video you will see all day….I mean maybe I just think it is because I am a dog owner and my dog is probably the only thing I like in this cold evil world.

You see dogs are loyal, sweet and loving, and funny to look at and watch. They bring joy and entertainment in an otherwise empty life, and they’d never fuck you over by instinct, unless their masters fucked with their minds, because humans are evil…

Especially this guy, who grabbed a puppy that was on the field by the neck, and threw it.

He’s the kind of dirty motherfucker, and I am not saying that because he’s hispanic, but because of the way he handles this dog, who I would I like to have a few minutes of time with…to grab him by the fucking neck and slam him into a brick wall a few times….

His name is ENZO JIMENEZ and he’s on my radar as public enemy number 1….

Posted in:Videos

2013

07

Jun

Pole Dance Demo from Some Champs Video of the Day

Here’s a video from Exxxotica of a pole dance demo, that inspired me to spend part of the night at a stripclub last night…

It reminded me that I love strippers, and don’t know why I ever forget how much I loved them strippers, because with the internet, I figured who needs them, but turns out that I need them…or at least their pole dancing…because that shit impresses the hell out of me..

Seriously, girls don’t even need to get naked for me to look on with excitement, to see their acrobatics. I’m almost tempted to audit a pole dance school…

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Posted in:Videos

2013

07

Jun

Rihanna’s Lap Dance Video of the Day

I into Rihanna in a one piece giving a lap dance to one of her fans…and not because he looks like a Russian homosexual as he sings along to he songs…but because she’s actually simulating sex with the dude, I’m talking thrown him down and grinding him hard, in what is almost pornographic and reminiscent of her days as a 15 year old Hooker at the Barbados Karaoke bar for white people, it was the key to her being able to afford her POLO from the duty free shop in Bridgetown, before extorting and being scooped up by the entertainment industry….

Seriously, she does this like a pro, and the one fail, is that it’s part of a million dollar making show, on a 100 million dollar tour, with no hope of this ever happening at the local strip club…bummer, but the video’s good enough for foreplay, cuz it’s hot as fuck…

Let’s hope her 16 year old fans are practicing this at home on their teddy bears, because it is the gateway to Teen pregnancy…my favorite.

Posted in:Rihanna|Videos

2013

05

Jun

Woman “Assaults” ABC6 Crew of the Day

I don’t think this is a real “Assault” video, but it is pretty funny. The story is that a girl got shot in the back, the news reporters go interview the mother, the mother loses her shit, starts throwing rocks, and unleashes her dogs on the reporter…..

Now you may be wondering why I am posting this video, watch the reporter being chased by dogs. It’s classic. The new Gangnam Style.

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