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2013

29

Jul

Knockout Master at the Huntington Beach Riots of the Day

Some riot that happened after the US Open of Surfing in Huntington Beach, because you know how surfers are, real fucking angry, I saw Point Break, I know how it is, all tweaked out on meth, robbing banks and fucking with the FBI and shit…or maybe it is just cuz kids are punks, they get drunk, they get rowdy, and putting them all in a group leads to trouble, or maybe it has something to do Trayvon Martin….

I wasn’t at the event, since I don’t like crowd, but this brawler was, and he knocks out three people in a row and it is kinda funny….in a “at one with the ocean, into yoga, surf zen” kind of way…

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2013

29

Jul

The Michael Hastings Car Crash Video of the Day

The owners of Pizzeria Mozza on Melrose have released the Michael Hastings car crash video footage.

For those of you who don’t know the story, Michael Hastings worked for Buzzfeed, but was better known for doing an article for Rolling Stone that ended up getting a high ranking General fired.

He was rumored to being working on another article to expose something, no one really knows what, but that’s pretty much what I would want out of a journalist.

The day he died, he emailed his co-workers saying he was being followed and had to go into hiding.

Then at 4 am, he was driving down Highland Ave in Los Angeles going 100 miles per hour, hitting a tree and blowing the fuck up.

The reason I am posting this is because in my lifetime of seeing car accidents, I’ve never seen a car explode, even going faster than this, hitting a fucking gas station.

It just doesn’t make sense. It looks like there was serious foul play. It also looks like the “powers that be” wanted to keep him quiet, as he was a liability.

There’s a lot of grey areas around this story, and I suggest you go research it, because it’s your right to protect your freedom.

I’m just a Canadian watching from the sidelines confused…ask questions!!

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2013

29

Jul

Some Chick Eats It at the Stiletto Foot Race Finish Line of the Day

This video is the highlight of my day…if not my life…

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2013

26

Jul

Skim Board High Five Fail of the Day

What a fucking idiot…You know that there was some talk before these assholes decided to try this…without really thinking about basic physics…like that the surfboard and the boat would be moving and that unless he’s coasting next to the boat, he’s going right into the boat….but the good news that the world needs idiots to keep me entertained.

The better news is that for every fail is a fucking win….it’s like keeping the world balanced or some Ying and Yang shit…

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2013

26

Jul

A Man and his Watermelon Machete Show of the Day

Sometimes, when you’re drinking, you come with ideas you think are awesome, that really aren’t, like taking a Machete to a fucking watermelon in some sort of backyard performance that should have ended worse for the idiot, because that’s what idiots deserve…

I still found this fail pretty funny, but that’s just because I love when people fail. Whether it is falling down the stairs or slipping during some stunt fail, or their business collapsing, or even their marriage, life, relationship fails…I’m into it…cuz I’m not a fucking hippie and real life sucks, so it makes me happy when people learn that.

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2013

26

Jul

FedEx Employees Throwing Your Shit of the Day

You mean the low paid immigrant workers who hate their lives don’t carry my online purchases, from Dildos to Bondage Gear to other nonsense, on a velvet pillow from the sender to my home?

How is this possible?

I mean we trust these people to treat our packages as if they were their own packages…and they go ahead and do this to us, right in front of us, on camera and out in the public, like a massive “Fuck you, we just don’t care”…and it hurts…FedEX…it hurts…

Today Freedom has been attacked…

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2013

25

Jul

Tampa Bay Bucs Cheerleaders Do Blurred Lines Badly of the Day

If you’re like me, you hate this fucking song and everything it’s feel good, TV Theme song caliber, Get as many listens from retards everywhere…represents…you won’t even watch Emrata topless and dancing in the shit on Youtube anymore, cuz you can’t fucking stomach it…

If you’re like the rest of the world, you fucking love it, and seeing the Tampa Bay Bucs cheerleaders do a parody of it, in what I bet they thought was a genius idea, even though they aren’t naked and executed it horribly, will make you happy.

But as far as I’m concerned…This is the fucking worst…

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2013

25

Jul

Woman Attacks TV Reporter then Gets Maced of the Day

Sometimes all your day really needs is some gutter black chick attacking a reporter, before the cops mace her to make you feel better about yourself, you know to add a little sunshine and brighten an otherwise cold and lonely place…I mean that or start up a conversation about race wars, up on some Trayvon Martin shit, cuz clearly that cop isn’t a fucking black person macing her, and he’s obviously after her cuz she’s black…right? Let’s riot and loot like this was Rodney King….

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2013

25

Jul

Jack Nicklaus’ Grandson Nick O’Leary Survives Motorcycle Crash of the Day

This is the video from the bus thatgolfer Jack Nicklaus’ grandson’s bike slammed into after he was in a crazy fucking motorcycle accident that didn’t end in death.

It didn’t even end in serious injury… it just looks fucking horrible…he was thrown 100 feet….

Maybe he’s got super powers…or maybe it is some illuminati protecting the rich shit….or maybe he’s just lucky as fuck. Not only does he live the rich kid college life, fucking all the hot college coeds, but he also survives accidents and that make him even more appealing to the hot college coeds he’s already getting making me think he probably did this on purpose for the fame, glory and most importantly the pussy.

It reminds me of the time I drove my car into a hot bitch’s car in efforts to get her name and number by pretending it was an “accident”…or the time I ran a girl on a bike off the road, so I’d have an excuse to take her to the hospital and spend time with her, or even the time I threw myself down the stairs in front of a babe, in efforts to get her to see if I was okay as I was bleeding out of my ears and suffering some Natasha Richardson brain trauma….only a way better executed.

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2013

25

Jul

Girl Gives Her Friend a Wedgie on a Swing of the Day

Girls are such bitches. So catty and out to get each other. Even best friends will fuck each other up, if it means comin’ out on top. I blame our animal kingdom genetic code of girls craving to be top bitch that all the dudes want to impregnate, you know fighting for the golden cum, makes them disloyal to each other…and to the dudes they are dating…cuz the second a better one comes a long, they shut it down and move on, it’s all part of them having no soul.

This video is also one ofthe reasons I tell girls they should never wear underwear, because underwear are a liability.

Sure, underwear protects pants from getting smeared up by pussies, forcing a bitch to wash her pants more than she otherwise would. But it also gets in the way of fingering a bitch on the dancefloor, or really anywhere….underwear creates a breeding ground for yeast infections, especially the cheap underwear the bitches I hang with wear, and when in skirts, pussy flashes become far less exciting when there’s a fucking wall of fabric blocking out the meat….

Not to mention, your cunt friends can wedgie you on a swing and put it on the internet…and no one wants that…even if wedgies can feel kinda nice against your clit.

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2013

25

Jul

News Reporter Draws a Penis of the Day

If you find this funny, you are such a child….so immature…you probably laugh at fart jokes….you fucking half wit retard who needs the Make a Wish Foundation to step in and help you get to Disney Land or some shit, no wait that’s for dying kids not retarded kids, whatever…

I mean, what we should be feeling is sorry for this poor girl, just trying to get the news to the people, you know and sometimes that involves drawing a dick on TV…

No wait, we should be laughing at her, how did she not realize she’s drawing a fucking dick. Idiot.

Maybe she realizes, dick jokes always win, always go viral, and that this is her version of a sex tape to become household.

Who cares.

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2013

25

Jul

iHop Twerk Girl Gets Shown Up by a Dude of the Day

This is an old as fuck video that I’ve probably seen already but don’t remember, because the internet and all the garbage I am exposed to is just one horrible fucking blur of shit.

But it was emailed to me today, and I got a bit of a kick out of it, because last night there was at least one girl twerking, and when I think about it, every time I’ve been in a club or even a bar the last 3 months, there’s a white girl twerking…thinking they got shit on lock, like they have the right to twerk cuz they saw it on MTV and practice it, but really they are just being white girls….straight from the mainstream frats, all slapping the ground as they awkwardly shake their skinny ass…making a mockery of real twerkers…real twerkers like this guy who owns the situation….funny.

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2013

24

Jul

Turtle Masturbating of the Day

This turtle masturbating reminds me a lot of myself, at least last night, when trying to masturbate for 4-6 hours, until I pretty much rubbed my penis off, only no one was into videotaping me while I did it, because I guess I am not a star, and crying while humiliated is not as fun as it sounds to watch…

The hick conversation, talking about cum like the dude who says “When I was 10 I could do that 3-4 times” while a woman says “That’s impressive”…

I mean shit this is jokes…

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2013

24

Jul

Latest Dance Moves in the Middle East of the Day

This is far more fun to watch than twerking, even though if the bitch is fat enough, twerking can be just as dangerous….even thought most girls twerking now aren’t the hot Jamaican floor slapping bitches who simulate sex I used to love, but 14 year old girls, who have no asses thanks to not hitting puberty, who just make the whole thing kinda awkward to watch…but then again, in every club I’ve been to the last 3 months, there’s been at least 5 girls who drop their asses to the ground like a stripper before busting into a twerk, something you’d think they’d be ashamed of looking silly while they do it, while being so glad they did it…kinda like these dudes with their Middle East Ho Down.

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2013

24

Jul

Prius Driving Ninja of the Day

I was with a friend the other day who drives a mini, he pulled in between a huge, I’m talking jacked up pick-up truck with an Axe on the roof rack, like he was some kind of backwoods fireman or some shit, and some expensive sports car like a Porsche and he turned to me and said “Which one of us do you think has the biggest dick”….and I laughed, because I knew a man who didn’t need to compensate with car but who is constantly fucking hot bitches, and who drives a mini doesn’t necessarily have the biggest dick, but he definitely comes across like he does….and same goes for this gangster in a Prius knockout, I mean you’d think anyone in a Pirus was a vegan lesbian trying to save the world, not a killer who’s fists are his weapon…

Either way, it made me laugh.

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