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2013

02

Oct

Dude who Eats Paleo of the Day

This dude is way more entertaining than listening to cross fit cheese dicks when it comes to clean eating and Paleo diet…I mean he’s also more hardcore, creepy and likely the kind of guy who has killed at least 4 hookers they haven’t reported missing yet because they don’t have a family…and no one notices they’re gone….

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2013

02

Oct

Prank Gone Wrong of the Day

Every once in a while I’ll see a youtube Prank video shot in Southern California by dudes who clearly want to be famous and are taking to Youtube to make it happen.

THe majority of the time I hate the dudes doing the pranks, and just hope that the prank backfires…it makes the prank so much better…

So here’s one of those frat boy mentality idiots doing a phone stealing prank and getting punched in the face…

It would have been better if he was shot, that’s how prank fail videos should end, but I’ll take this as a win….for us prank video haters…

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2013

02

Oct

Russian Party of the Day

Partying in Russia seems fun, I am sure it is even more fun if you’re gay…because I hear they love partying with gays…

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2013

01

Oct

Failed Suicide Attempt of the Day

I don’t know if it is because I have no soul, or because I find death worth laughing at since we all die…or if it is because I hate suicidal people and all their throwing their life away because it sucks, even though life sucks for everyone, even people with everything, it’s just human nature to be miserable, but some of us are better at laughing it off…

So there’s something very funny about idiots who try to kill themselves and totally fail, you know end up surviving, because they suck at everything they do…

But in this case, dude was saved by a pedestrian who was just chilling, only to be landed on by some asshole suicidal prick…and apparently…the pedestrian died…proving that this Suicidal idiot….is now a murderer…that’s gonna real

If you don’t like seeing an idiot sucidal murderer fleeing the scene…here’s a video of a smoking’ hot fiery date…

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2013

01

Oct

Horrible Creeper Video of the Day

This is a video of some creeper who puts on a mask, a lot like I do, and films unsuspecting girls hiking, which I don’t think is all that bad, if anything it’s just funny and could have been done way better, I mean, maybe more camel toe, hard nipples, sweaty asses, kidnapping, offering them money for sex, even masturbating on them without them knowing, I mean if anything this guy has failed at being a creeper….this is the worst creeper video ever done…

Apparently, the authorities are looking into this shit, and beefing up security in their Montana park, because now you’re not allowed to take scenic pics of your surroundings, it sets off alarms…I mean what a waste of money and time, obviously this idiot is just an idiot and the video isn’t even that good….

Also, the internet is based on pics and videos of random people doing random things, don’t blame some pervert, blame technology…he is the victim here…

Here’s a funny news report on the video…

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Sep

Jungle Music Scam and Other Videos of the Day

Some Australian sounding back-packers, because if you’ve ever traveled you’ll know they are all fucking Australians, were traveling deep in the jungles of Guadalcanal….wherever the fuck that is…and they came across a man with a UKULELE who wasn’t a hipster girl on her way to the park….which is so strange in and of itself…since that’s what I thought UKULELE’s were invented for…

These Australians asked him to play them a song, in a Dance Monkey Dance kinda way, and he did his on the shoulder stunt that all the tourists freak out for, thinking they just met a man untouched by society with natural talent, when really dude learned how to play this shit on Youtube…

They ended up throwing 50 dollars at him, reminding the jungle man why he and his UKULELE do this scam in the first place….and the whole story makes me laugh…that’s why I am posting it…

Stupid Australians…

If you don’t like that…here’s a kid fucking with a cat…until the cat attacks him and it is the best LOLCat video of ever

Posted in:Videos

2013

30

Sep

Willie Nelson Concert Dancer of the Day

This guy may not give a fuck, if he posted this to his social media he’d write something clever like #zerofucksgiven or whatever it is every girl on my instagram is posting with pictures of themselves that make me think they actually give a fuck and telling me they don’t is just their way of trying to trick me….

But I am sure his kids give a fuck now that this has gone viral…because he’s old, and has clearly lost his fucking mind, or maybe, this is just what people need to do, feel the Willie Nelson music like it was EDM…

Either way, this guy won at the internet today…

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2013

27

Sep

Claudia Romani Hates DrunkenStepfather.com of the Day

In life, you can’t please everyone…

Here’s bikini model, paparazzi queen who seems to be shot by the paparazzi while in a bikini everyday…telling me how much she cares about me…

I feel the love in her voice, I think she’s just playing hard to get….

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2013

27

Sep

Hot Granny Dance of the Day

Here’s a gyrating old lady doing the Miley Cyrus…and I know you’ll like it…because she’s still got a heart beat, even if she’s only got a heart bit for a few more months, because she’s old as fuck, cuz a heart beat is all you really need, you sicko…who isn’t quite as sick as the guy who doesn’t need a heartbeat…this is the kind of thing that should make you want to volunteer at the Old Folks home for sexual reasons…

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2013

26

Sep

Guinness Record Twerk of the Day

Big Freedia the Queen of Bounce….who you may know as the Queen of New Orleans bounce…which is a kind of music and pretty runs the twerk scene of the USA….because New Orlens is the fucking best…

Big Freedia is a dude, but sometimes all it takes is a dude dressed like a women to get 300 people together to break the twerk world record to promote her TV show….you know to loosen up the crowd and get

I am a fan of twerk, and a bigger fan of New Orleans…so I support this granny’s movement…

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Sep

“Homeless Guy” Does Breaking Bad and Other Videos of the Day

I’ve never seen Breaking Bad, but I have seen buskers, homeless, street kids, beggars, and assholes who fucking annoy me begging for change without having any marketable skill, you know the kind of scammer who makes more than minimum wage asking people for a quarter, cuz you just need to hit 20 people, so I don’t know how accurate his TV watching, probably owns a lap top impression is, I just know I hate him.

If you are like me and you don’t like that…here’s a burn victim rapping…a little Drake…I don’t think he’s that good….and should think of other career options…like working at a haunted house or something…I mean Halloween is around the corner…motherfucker can make bank….he could also use a shirt..if his skin can handle that…which I don’t think it can…I want to throw up.

Or Maybe you just want to see a father kick his drunk son in the face…like most father’s should treat their kids…if you’re from RUssia…

Posted in:Videos

2013

25

Sep

Singing Polish Fish of the DAy

This is probably the best video…that has ever been created…it’s the kind of thing you can guarantee Lady Gaga will rip off and turn into a dress for her next award show appearance…because Lady Gaga is a hack…but more importantly…because singing dead fish are the fucking future of all things good.

This is a little higher dead fish concept than the guy I know who used to fuck the fish he caught before serving it to his family and friends…

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

Sep

Today in Russian Videos of the Day

Russia has more than just homophobes and the hottest bitches alive…thanks to ethnic cleansing that happened during the communist regime where the weak and ugly died off and the strong survived and were conditioned to win Olympic medals…and modelling contracts..it’s also got crazy motherfuckers…like the dude who rode his dirt bike through the subway for fun….and this guy pepper spraying some road rager…

or this guy who threw a rock in front of some guy who fucked with him…

Posted in:Videos

2013

23

Sep

Dancing Security Guard of the Day

I guess not all rent-a-cops are power tripping shit heads who didn’t pass police academy, and some of them are just doing the job because they either can’t get work elsewhere, or because they don’t want the pressure of having a real job…or maybe just maybe dude was an aspiring back-up dancer for Shaggy or Sean Paul or Shabba Ranks…or maybe just maybe this Twerk thing is really raping the mainstream…and Jamaican dancehall dancing has hit everyone from pop stars to old white dudes and fat jack black impersonators….topless in yellow shorts…either way…it’s a good thing….people need to dance more…

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

Sep

Broken Arm Arm Wrestler Breaks Other Arm of the Day

If the sound of bones snapping grosses you out…you may not want to watch this..

If the sound of bones snapping on a girl already in cast makes you laugh because it reminds you how idiotic people can be…you may want to watch this…because the comedy in this shit is gold if you have the stomach to handle the sound of this fail…

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