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2013

28

May

Woman Riding a Manatee of the Day

I kinda wish that I got arrested every time my wife tried to make me mount her manatee sized ass.

This is some white trash free dolphin ride shit for those who can’t afford to be raped by assholes who abuse captive dolphins for white people entertainment.

It’s like watching getting kids swimming on a hot summer day in a roasting pan.

I guess what it comes down to is, what do you expect, this happened in Florida, and Florida doesn’t attract winners, ever…

This video reminds me of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

May

Beyonce Fan Slaps Her Ass of the Day

So Beyonce doesn’t like when her front row fans slap her ass. In fact she threatens to have them escorted out. Which is probably what he was going for, after sitting through a Beyonce concert. All those tight clothes on something that shouldn’t be in tight clothes. I am thinking he was actually hoping slapping her ass would cause a ripple effect that would end up getting the venue shut down, evacuated for fear shit would spill out of her spandex she’s squeezed so tight in, and drown at least a dozen people when it gets unleashed….I mean getting kicked out is more of a thank you than a punishment, the punishment is the whole moment of contact with such an evil force….I am surprised she didn’t appreciate the male attention, you know since her husband is out there banging out hits with Rihanna…..I mean usually when old hag wives get dolled up…the ass slap is the objective of the night, but I guess Beyonce’s just more into stealing your fucking money

Posted in:Videos

2013

28

May

Newborn Baby Rescued from Sewage Pipe of the Day

China, the land of third trimester abortions, are now the leader in fourth trimester abortions, even if fourth trimesters don’t exist and are just you killing your baby after it is born because it is either inconvenient and gets in the way of your factory job, or worse, is not a boy…..middle America high school proms are pretty upset about being overthrown.

This is a miracle video of the baby being rescued alive shortly after being born and flushed by its mother, thanks to neighbors complaining about crying.

Next fucking level insane….

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2013

27

May

Girl Gets in Trouble for Getting Dick Pics on Facebook of the Day

So a mom got mad at her 14 year old daughter for getting dick pics on Facebook, because facebook is a porn site if you use it properly….and she filmed it.

The daughter blamed her friend….Mary…like a jerk taking down her crew….when really she should just blame the hormones in the food.

I don’t know why a mother would film her yelling at her daughter but apparently it happened and I am glad it did….

I am thinking that maybe she wanted it to go viral, because let’s face it, youtube money could help her pay for the college education she sounds like she has planned for her daughter, you know rather than teen pregnancy just as soon as she’s done “beating her motherfuckin’ ass over niggas”….

People are ghetto, it’s a cultural thing…and I love it.

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

May

Houston Astros Snow Cone Vendor Takes a Shit with his Snow Cone of the Day

This is the reason why I try not to buy anything from anyone because the world is filled with fucking disgusting people, especially when they are getting paid 10 dollars an hour for a shitty fucking job, that would make any of us want to shit in the shit we’re selling, along with the rats that probably already shat in it….

You see I worked as a carni one summer for a month, before getting fired. I did the donut machine and the cotton candy machine and it was the single most unfulfilling gig ever….the only joy I had was knowing their was mouse shit in the machine when we set it up….and seeing the cunts take their first bite helped my anger and bitterness….a lot….otherwise I probably would have done real damage…

All this to say, this makes me laugh, probably because I wasn’t at that Houston Astros game and if I was I wouldn’t have bought a snow cone, that shit’s disgusting, I’m ore about drinking….

Posted in:Videos

2013

24

May

Cop Gets Shot in the Face of the Day

This story happened on March 21, but the dashcam video was only released recently….

Deputy James Boyd from Montague County Sheiff’s office pulled over a black Cadillac and as he bends down to speak to the driver, he gets shot 3 times, twice in the vest, once to the face, but luckily for him it grazed his forehead and he lived another day….making him the star of a crazy fucking video…

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

May

Woman Reunited With Her Dog is the Feel Good Video of the Day

I have a dog….it is the only thing I actually love in this horrible world…because once you connect with a dog once…it’s fucking over for you…He’s been sick the last few days and it kills me on the inside…

So seeing this clip of a woman being interviewed after the horrible Oklahoma tornado, talking about her dog, only to find her dog….will blow your fucking mind…

Life’s not so bad, sometimes things workout….just not for me….but it’s good to know I have a heart….

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

May

Miguel Dropkicks Two Girls at the Billboard Music Awards of the Day

I don’t watch award shows anymore…they are all staged, they are uninteresting, the jokes are lame, and ultimately, they just don’t make sense to me.

I feel like if you’re a celebrity, in music or TV or Movies, you’ve already won a fucking award, and the idea of celebrating these people who are already celebrated, is masturbatory and just fucking stupid….

That said, I don’t mind watching the blooper reel, whether there are nipple slips, or some shitty artist slamming the fuck out of a couple poor girls…it’s pretty fucking funny. If I was them, I’d sue the spic.

Posted in:Videos

2013

17

May

Dude Asking for Free Kisses Gets Rejected of the Day

I don’t know if these is staged or just bad construction, but the asshole asking for kisses through the glass window….pretty much deserved this kind of rejection, I mean you gotta treat girls you’re cat callin’ through a window with serious fucking respect….and when you don’t…you know when you objectify them…there’s always someone close by willing to play hero and defend their honor…because some people treat sluts like sluts, while other’s treat them like ladies….I just pay them for sex….

Posted in:Videos

2013

17

May

Corrections Officer Gets Knocked the Fuck Out of the Day

So this is a video from March 27 of a corrections officer in a prison getting knocked the fuck out….

20-year old prisoner Frederick Morris knocking out corrections officer Julie Christensen with a single punch

I don’t condone violence, especially not when a motherfucker Chris Brown’s a chick, but the video’s kinda wild….

Here’s another angle…

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

May

Russian Babe Getting Down of the Day

I like the way girls dance in Russia. No wonder they are the hottest country for Mail Order brides. I mean I always knew that these intense girls, raised by communist parents, where amazing whether in the sex trade or the model game. I jerk off to cam shows and titty photoshoots alike….

I know people who have done the Russian mail order bride thing, and loved the experience until she took him for everything he was worth after threatening to kill him.

It turns out that greatness isn’t limited to the Russian pussy I know and love, it’s just as amazing when they are just kickin’ it on the stoop

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

May

Hard Body Babe’s Workout Video Features a Dude Taking a Shit of the Day

I am very into fitness, at least when it comes to watching girls do fitness, because I have a serious fetish for it, one that has got me kicked out of many gyms I’ve volunteered at, because apparently cheering on girls while they squat is against their rules…..

I think my fitness fetish stems from all the fat girls I’ve had fat sex with over the years…you know lazy fucking pigs who smell…but it also has to do with so many girls being lazy as fuck….making it nice to see a girl really work on her body….

So every once in a while I’ll turn to fitness videos for masturbation purposes, because watch this video, and you’ll see why, the hard body just blows me away….what also blows me away is at the 20 second mark, where a dude is shitting…as she works out.

Obviously intentional, a prank to promote their fitness channel, you know make it go viral, in such a simple way and you know what, it’s a prank I can appreciate, that’s why I’m posting it.

More viral videos need 1 second shots of people shitting. It will make Youtube a better place.

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

May

Kate Upton is a Fat Anna Nicole Smith for 10 Hours of the Day

I’ve been saying Kate Upton is an overrated pig of a girl who only gets work because she’s popular thanks to her big tits…..tits the rest of her awkward body have caught up to…..

So, I just watched 10 hours of Kate Upton walking the runway to prove it and I was right, her sloppy belly slappin’ around in what is the least attractive thing in modeling….but for some reason, I know all you freaks will love this….all cuz of her tits…

So when I used to say she was an Anna Nicole Smith in training, because I knew busty 18 year olds and they all ended up fat, I actually meant, she’s a fat Anna Nicole Smith, the glory days are behind her, she’s already ended up fat….

But watching her for 10 hours, is like a spiritual journey everyone should take, a horrible, flappy spiritual journey….

Posted in:Kate Upton|Videos

2013

16

May

Fat Chick Jumping over Fire Pit Goes Wrong of the Day

Fat chicks are the worst….if they aren’t slobbing around their own filth because they are too lazy to be domestic, or huffing and puffing because they have to walk 100 feet, they’re complaining about how the media portrays them in a negative light, or embracing their bodies and trying to make a point of how they love themselves, despite the fact they are killing themselves with chronic illness due to bad diet and no exercise….cuz healthy isn’t good, donuts are….all while having little to know bad skin, disgusting to look at sex appeal…I saw let the whole breed burn…

So seeing this fat chick try to sacrifice herself through limited athleticism – cuz thanks to pop culture, she doesn’t know she’s fat, is something that should be celebrated.

If all fat girls jumped in the fire, causing one been greasy sizzle, the streets would be far more fun to walk…and even if you like fat chicks, you chubby chaser, you’ll appreciate the “Fail” in all this, while I just appreciate the hope of a better tomorrow it represents…

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

May

Lingerie Bowl Player Twerks on Opponents Head of the Day

So the Lingerie Bowl exists.

I never really paid attention to it. I just assumed it was a promotion around the Superbowl to generate some hype, make some extra money. You know, a clever marketing stunt for a beer company….

But I guess the fact that the world is perverted, and love lingerie, made them realize making a league for the shit was the right thing to do….and here is a clip of one of the players twerking on her opponent in what may be the greatest moment ever in sports….if you can consider this a sport…which I do…because I also consider snorting lines a sport, it gets my heart rate up….and makes me sweat….so I’m not the best judge of these things. I just watch the videos.

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