Flaming Hay
Fire Lights up Skyscraper
Woman Lifting Motorbike On Her Head
Storm Trooper Gets Arrested!
2020
05
May
It was Star Wars Day yesterday (May the Fourth)…so people produced content around that because why not be part of a trending hash tag to feel like you matter.
I think the leader of Star Wars Day has risen to the top of the internet with this video…of her naked body fucking a light sabre for all the Star Wars nerds out there.
I don’t fuck with Star Wars, I just don’t find it interesting and I always hated the Sci/Fi Fantasy Dungeon and Dragons Comic Book reading losers….but I wouldn’t bully thing, I was more interested in bullying the cool kids or those who thought they were cool….because they were the real fucking losers…so always remember that bullying is good when the enemy is the right enemy…not some virgin autistic fuck who is just trying to get by.
That said, I probably bullied some losers too, but that’s not the point, the point is Fuck Star Wars….or literally FUCK Star Wars like this bitch is because she knows that if you are a Star Wars fan, you’re an easy target to MILK the fuck out of. Nerd Shit…Olivia Munn hustle.
I posted the more “hardcore” version HERE , because we are keeping it classy by keeping this site PENETRATION free…and there’s penetration since anything can be a dildo if you’re brave enough.
Posted in:Videos
2020
04
May
Hey Influencers and Aspiring Influencers who are looking for that INSTAGRAM loophole to post your actual pussy without getting your account you work so hard at deleted, you know so you can sell Energy Drinks, Stripper Clothing from China, Skinny Teas and other low level shit like the other influencers….when not pushing people to pay monthly fees to your premium snapchat…or other “Fan” platforms….
This is how you do it….BIRTHING VIDEOS…
I’ve been posting Youtube Birthing Videos on Labor Day for years, I always found it funny, well apparently Instagram’s got the same policy…where birthing videos are educational but spread pussy for the sake of “art” because it’s got a filter on it…and you can’t call it “porn” even though it is…cuz that would make you a porn chick when you want to be a high concept chick…is not educational…it’s just perverted….
Gross.
Posted in:Videos
2020
30
Apr
I have been wanting to do a compilation of all the girls out there still flashing in retail stores because retail stores are the forbidden fruit in these COVID lockdown times…especially the independent retail stores that were locked down for 7-8 weeks, despite the big box retail stores remaining open, because some snot faced pimply kid who works in a big box store has more pride to keep things safe from the “old person” disease than someone who’s life is invested in their retail sore…so as you can go to Home Depot, Walmart and Costco…the evil companies that killed local business, local community…and buy all the bullshit you need that aren’t essential…you know like condoms…because ESSENTIAL BUSINESS narrative was a fucking lie to make ya’ll go broke..
Anyway…Retail the forbidden fruit….with a young Asian Flasher in a face mask for COVID….and don’t be all racist on her, it’s not her fault the US Government created a virus to CONTROL you…she’s just here bringing the entertainment.
Posted in:Videos
2020
30
Apr
2020
29
Apr
There’s an oufit swapping trend on TikTok, the Chinese spyware app that is tracking the American youth’s every move and they don’t care because they just want to song and dance man…
This is the outfit swapping trend video that went viral for the trend involving some girl in her instagram / CAM GIRL lingerie and her granny…who swap outfits in a terrifying yet brilliant exchange.
I ran this by my Millennial constituents / committee and they told me it was old news and that I’ve already seen it and may have even posted.
Luckily, I rely on you being more out of touch than me, so that when I put it up it’s new to you….
Not to mention this is so twisted, weird, hilarious, disturbing….hot…that I can’t repost it again if I have already posted it….
I just hope for the Granny’s sake, she didn’t get herpes or Chlamydia, you know kids these days…all banged out on dating apps and shit.