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2016

15

Feb

Whitney Port in a Bikini of the Day

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Check out the Pussy hang on this bitch…

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was even more horrible as it is now because we had no choice in the matter of who became famous…

The people we were forced to talk about and pay attention to or read about in the media were these garbage idiots that the networks pulled out of casting couches and created storylines around…

Instead of us choosing our youtubers and instagrammers to follow….defining AND curating our own pop culture experience….

There was a show called Laguna Beach and The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and The Kardashians, you know the early to market scripted reality garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that doesn’t matter. The addictive storylines pandering the basic human condition for idiot kids, making garbage people famous…..in what I guess is just some silly soap opera….

Well she reminds me of broken dreams, now that she’s a mom, and you can check out the Pussy hang on this bitch…

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2016

11

Jan

Whitney Port in a Bikini of the Day

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Whitney Port is in a bikini. She’s a reality TV star who would normally have no reason to be in a bikini, no wait, she’s a girl so she has every reason to be in a bikini for attention and as a reality star, a fame whore who I am surprised is not actually posting pics of her fucking on her social media to get noticed…

I’ve heard she’s a rich kid, which is a whole other bag of crying for attention, but the body is good and even if it wasn’t I’d look and be as indifferent as most people I look at in bikinis…because I’m desenstized and need more anal…

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2015

02

Oct

Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

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Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the easy to market garbage used to dumb down the youth buy using these vapid cunts participating in set up to be addictive garbage for idiot kids, making garbage people think they were famous…..

But this Whitney Port, who has gone on to be some kind of Fashion industry powerhouse, because all it takes is shit reality TV drama to make the kids wear your clothes…as they turn into adults..the people who still think The Hills was good tv…before social media made us remind us that we don’t need reality TV for bullshit drama…we can just troll people we actually know…

And her body is pretty banging…and I wouldn’t expect anything less from a rich LA person with an average face…a good body is all she has…

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2014

05

Dec

Whitney Port Bikini of the Day

Who the fuck is Whitney Port and why do I care that she’s in a bikini in Miami…is it because I am in Miami and instead of creeping her on the beach in her bikini in person….I am posting day old pics of her in a bikini that the paparazzi took and that don’t matter because why go outside and experience life…when no name reality star paparazzi bikini pics exist…right…

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2013

24

Jun

Whitney Port’s Nipple Slip of the Day

Whitney Port may remind you of when pop culture was just as horrible as it is now, and there was a show called The Hills, that paved the way for shit like Jersey Shore and THe Kardashians, you know the early to market garbage used to dumb down the youth with vapid cunts talking about nonsense that was set up to be addictive for idiot kids, making garbage people think were famous…..

But she reminds me of two girls I saw braless and in summer dresses earlier today, while waiting for a coffee,staring and hoping their tit would fall out as they told each other very intense stories that probably weren’t that intense at all, but they thought they were…

Only unlike Whitney Port, the two girls I saw, didn’t fall out of their dresses…but they were more exciting and less sad than this cry for attention…

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2012

25

Jun

Whitney Port Shitty Fucking Body in a Bikini of the Day

I know that no one gives a fuck about Whitney Port….and that there is no reason to post her bikini pics…because she was just some rich kid who managed to get on some bullshit show that was luckily canceled a long time ago, something that should have made all the girls who were on the show fade into their collective obscurity cuz they are trash and don’t matter…but for some reasonn on slow days…still have the paparazzi willing to snap off some pics cuz they can make a couple of dollars cuz someone may run a “where are the worthless cunts now” story…..but I am doing it because I don’t care how irrelevant she is or how she doesn’t matter….I care that she’s a skinny bitch who looks fat and sloppy while maintaining being skinny and that’s disgusting….we used to call this bitches SLIM FATS….and encourage them to hit the fucking gym and do some squats….cuz seeing skin hang over a bikini…is almost as gross at size 2 as it is at size 22….Sort it out, it’s not like bitch’s schedule is too intense to make somee time for the gym….


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2012

30

May

Whitney Port Posts Some Bikini of the Day

Whitney Port is a nobody….a nobody still latching on….using the oldest trick in the celebrity, or really in the any girl trying to get noticed book….and that’s get half naked, guys will look and if they don’t, start making out with your best friend, cuz male attention makes you feel good about yourself…cuz daddy never hugged you….

The truth is that this Port bitch is not an actor, or a talent, she was on a scripted reality show and did that bad…her family is rich…she’s holding onto whatever base she built for herself, but she’s not hot…and I don’t think she’s hungry enough for porn…so these may be the last pathetic attempt we see from her….so take in her titties…from her “summer tribute album using recycled bikini pics cuz she needs hits”….garbage…

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2012

30

Mar

Whitney Port (who?) Throwback Jailbait Bikini Pic for National Cleavage Day of the Day

So today is International Cleavage Day, I know, stupid cock teasing sluts misleading us with their push-up bras, and the team at Whitney Port’s website , yes unlike me, the internet hero, she has a team and no I don’t remember who Whitney Porn is, just sent me this picture of her captioned “The Day I Discovered I Had Cleavage”….which I assume was taken a few weeks after she got her period and a few years before she became a nobody who no one even remembers cuz The Hills was a stain, a shit stain, on American culture….something they are ashamed of as a nation, and that she was a part of….in fact…that was her claim to fame…

But as a pervert who has no problem endorsing pics of the day any girl realized she’s got her cleavage….I am forced to post it, even though everything I have left in my soul tells me I’m just doing devil’s work endorsing suck crap……luckily I realized that long ago…

Here’s the jailbait pic of someone you don’t remember…13 years old…creepy…


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2012

23

Jan

Whitney Port Shows Her Nipples in THese Bikini Pics of the Day

There is no way this isn’t intentional…there is just no way this low level trash from a reality show no one cares about….that’ been off the air for a long time…is accidentally busting out of her shirt…and whether it is accident or not…cuz I know these things happen…just not when hired paparazzi are on your ass…..unless you want them to…and who cares..being a pathetic bottom feeding attention whore is ok…if you get naked…or topless in the fucking process….

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2011

19

Dec

Whitney Port’s Useless Round Ass in Leggings of the Day

Here’s some Whitney Port nobody showing her ass off in leggings….and as far as I’m concerned we’ve found her calling….we’ve found her purpose…she needs to stop tryingt to have some career but instead focus on wandering the streets for perverts with cameras to creep on her…sure it’s not a paying gig….but at least her ass will be seen for what it is instead of the bottom feeding shit it actually is…

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2011

20

Oct

Whitney Port Booty Picture of the Day

This must be just a coincidental angle, because if skinny Whitney Port from The Hills had an ass like this, there is no way she would have faded into obscurity as fast as she did when the show got cancelled….Someone would have picked up on this and made a proper whore out of her….so coincidence or not, she should look into how she can make this actually happen, instead of just trick photography, in efforts to make a comeback….cuz all these useless bitches love the attention they once had and would go back to it the second they got the chance to…True story.

Here’s the optical ass-lusion.

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2011

30

Aug

Whitney Port Useless in Shorts of the Day

Here are some pictures are Whitney Port in slutty ripped shorts like some kind of teenage runaway looking for some food, or to suck some dick for her next fix….you know all skinny, unemployed, possibly dirty with what I can only imagine is a smelly twat, not that I have any evidence of that…but then I’m reminded she’s a rich kid who made money doin’ some TV shit and working the streets isn’t where she’s at yet….if anything it’s all gonna work out famously for her as her name will be enough of a hook to get a job, and in 5 years everyone will forget her….here are her shorts..

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2011

23

Aug

Whitney Port’s Short Shorts Revisited a Second Day of the Day

Turns out these shorts were a good investment for Whitney Port…The paparazzi world is so fucking boring…that they’ve released a couple of new shots from the other day…. only with more direct ass coverage…forcing me to do another post on her short shorts…even though I DID ONE YESTERDAY ….which is more attention than this nobody deserves…proving that as perverts…we’re easy to fucking please…manipulate and get working for you….I’m not proud of revisiting these shorts a day later, for no reason other than perversion, but I’m not really into being proud of myself…I’m usually too fill of shame and humiliation….if you know what I mean…

Here’s 2 days of “press”, not that I’m press and I laughed writing that, over 1 outfit….Awesome and pathetic….Boring and Repetitive…Old news that reminds me I should learn how to blog better one day cuz I suck at this…but my lifestyle reminds me of that everyday already…oh well…

Pics anyway….

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2011

22

Aug

Whitney Port Picking Out Her Frontal Wedgie

As irrelevant as Whitney Port is…it’s nice to see her keeping busy by pulling her short shorts out of her snatch…it’s an interesting hobby, a little less interesting than the girl who was pretty much fingering herself at the bar for all to smell, but interesting enough for me to pay attention….cuz despite being grossed out by the frontal wedgie back in high school, when the mom of 6 lunch monitor wore pants 4 sizes too tight, in what was a vile situation, a vile situation I’ve developed a love for over the decades, and even reference that lunch lady sometimes when I jerk off, if only I knew what I know now when I was younger, right Rod Stewart, I coulda been lunching on her lady….in all it’s huge pant eating glory…but I was too young and my stomach too under developed to not vomit at the thought…but now…all I want to see is pussy definition…and girls everywhere…like Whitney Porn are bringing it…and it’s nice…even if she isn’t….

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2011

28

Jul

Whitney Port’s Stupid Shorts of the Day

Call me weird, but I like my bitches in ill-fitting shorts that make me imagine they are wearing shit filled diapers underneath them…

I just don’t like Whitney Port….even if she’s wearing ill-fitting shorts that make you think of bloomers hiding shit filled diapers underneath them….

But the good news is that the only work Whitney Port will likely get is fetish videos like she was Leighton Meester, and who’s to say, maybe one of those fetish films will be infantilism….and when that day happens…I’ll re-evaluate my opinion of this bitch, cuz if you saw the chicks currently into infantilism, she’d be some much improved quality….I should be her manager, I’ve just figured out where this bitch will shine.

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