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May

Whitney Port from The Hills Stars in Some Nipple Slip of the Day

These pics have been floating around the last couple of days but I decided to post the shit regardless because that’s how irresponsible I am when it comes to bringing you the latest and greatest of the world of famous and no so famous sluts. I am also irresponsible in every other aspect of my life so don’t think you’re special.

What is special is the concept of not wearing a bra, because let’s face it, not every chick needs one and it is a little presumptuous of some girls who wear bras when they don’t need them, that’s like me buying extra large condoms, provided I wore condoms, but prefer the fear induced by not knowing whether I am dying of a horrible virus, it’s just hard to find street whores willing to do that, you always have to offer an extra 20 and sometimes that just doesn’t make fiscal sense and you have to go for the bareback blowjob instead which is a lot less exciting because the changes of contracting shit is substantially less, even with their open crackwhore sores in their mouth. I like to think I live on the wild side.

Speaking of wild, this girl I’ve never heard of is important enough to have pictures taken of her by the paparazzi and you aren’t, I am not sure what that says about you, but it says something about fame in America and how useless you can be to get it.

Enough writing, look at her nipple while she eats, it kinda grosses me out, but that’s just because the only time I’ve seen my wife naked is when she’s naked, she thinks it makes her favorite thing a more spiritual experience, I guess like someone who likes skinny dipping instead of swimming, or like a naked baby being baptized. She just wants nothing to stand between her and her food, it pollutes the experience between her and her god. Enjoy.

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